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- Olya, did you wake up? - Yes,

together with other neighbors, thank you.

Sorry, it's just the mood is perfect,

so is the song. Come on, get up.

- We're leaving soon. - Okay, okay.

Shake a leg. You'll sleep during consultation.

Okay!

ANGELICA

- Hi. - We've met at home.

We have to talk.

What is it about?

It's about a person who asks what it is about.

Lika is waiting for you to propose. And you're being stupid.

What? Did she tell you this?

Girls don't have to tell this each other.

While you were applying for job yesterday,

Lika persuaded me to watch:

The Wedding Singer, The Wedding Planner, 27 dresses

and the The Wedding Singer, again.

And then, while we were shopping,

she got stuck in wedding dresses department for 30 minutes.

and made all security feel nervous, and the most important:

she's always rubbing her ring finger.

Oh really? I didn't notice it before.

You guys notice nothing at all.

Instead of buying a ring, shaving and kneeling...

I've wanted to propose her since the first minute we met,

even earlier.

Right. What's to wait for?

But Nikita. Please no violinists and saxophonist.

Because, to be brutally honest, this is so annoying!

Oh really?

And I will help you to organize everything.

Olya, thank you very much.

- Olya. - What?

Sorry that I didn't trust you earlier.

- Hello Margarita Sergeevna. - Hi Bordukovskaya.

Margarita Sergeevna, when will you collect information about summer internship?

Holly molly, you're third-year students.

After exam tomorrow we'll be fourth-year ones already.

Bordukovskaya, you're in bad time, as usual.

Like a snag on tights.

I don't know, tell everyone to get a job with newspapers or magazines,

or bring me a document, signed and sealed.

I'll play Kutuzov then.

I'll take a quick look at your practice report and accept them.

Did you hear her? You can just submit a fake one.

It's not fair. I'm going to take a real internship. And not that was just on paper.

I'm sure that the best place for internship

is waiting for the cutest intern in the world.

Publishing I applied to rejected me without reading my works.

Now I have to find another place.

I'd better make horoscopes for women's magazines

than bring a piece of paper.

Look, probably it's not as fun as horoscopes, but

I'd be happy if you complete internship on our channel.

Thanks a lot, but I guess show business is not my strong suit.

Let's do it this way: I just invite you to Z TV.

I'll show you around the place, show where we have coffee and chocolate.

And you'll see how our channel works.

A mind-blower for Lyokha. We're six months together. Which one?

Lika.

According to etiquette, you have a knife in your right hand, not a phone.

THE ONE YOU CAN ALLOW HIM TO TEAR APART.

Sorry, a knife wouldn't help me much with some advice for Kristina.

Nikita, are you okay?

You'll cut up a plate right now.

Don't worry. I have money.

No, I just hope that you saved some space for dessert.

Thank you.

Thank you.

But you could've just kissed me instead of a dessert.

But, no, it would be too sweet.

No, no, thank you.

Look here, Slavochka.

Enough of those whims.

I need you to air some scientific stuff

for young guys on our station

every single day

starting from tomorrow.

And we won't get away with it.

Ministry of Education wants to know where its money goes.

Do you understand?

To launch a new product we need to have an idea.

Why bother? Invite them to your new restaurant

and show them where your money goes.

A new restaurant?

Then carpool them home on your new cabriolet.

Slava, I don't need anything genius from you.

I need a regular, daily, scientific stuff for young guys.

Come on, my boy.

Anna Sedokova publicly condemns cruel animal treatment

and now refuses to eat gummy bears.

Very useful. Does anyone need this information?

When our audience hears words 'Anna' and 'Sedokova',

they cannot be bored.

Vyacheslav, meet Evgenia.

Potential intern of Z TV.

Timur, we don't need interns.

We need geniuses who will turn news about Vera Brezhneva's trip to Seychelles

into something educational,

and not about anatomy.

To educate?

For example, the capital of Seychelles is the smallest capital in the world?

And they have matriarchy there.

But I don't know anything about Vera Brezhneva.

Cool.

This is new concept.

You'll host this TV program together.

Ursula will tell something about show biz and you

- Evgenia. - Evgenia.

You'll add some info about Geography, History and whatnot.

And you'll make Ministry of Education happy.

Lika, over the time we've been together,

I never doubted sincerity and seriousness of our relationships.

Yes, we fought,

I made stupid things. We even broke up once.

But it gave me an opportunity to understand

that I cannot live without you.

I understand that you're overwhelmed right now.

But believe me that I only look calm.

Because over the time we've been together

You didn't remember that I'm allergic to cinnamon.

Water, please.

- Still or sparkled? - Just water.

Lika, I'm so sorry.

I thought that cinnamon can be only in buns.

It'll pass, right?

Look, Kris, can you wash my socks first?

To have some dry ones tomorrow.

- I don't have any clean ones anymore. - Are you serious?

No, I'm kidding. Tomorrow I'll play metrosexual and go without socks.

Mommy switched all her attention into Leo.

And forgot about her son. Come on. Shake a leg.

Wow. You look much better now.

I told you chamomile tea does the trick.

Everything was going perfect.

Nice restaurant. Even nicer Nikita.

And he wanted to tell me something important.

He was fidgeting all the time.

And then this bloody dessert.

- Hi again. Olya, make me tea. - Do it yourself.

Do you have something sweet to eat? Otherwise, I'll kill someone right now.

Kristin, what happened?

It's Lyokha.

He's a cold stupid jerk.

We had a 6-month anniversary yesterday.

And I didn't get any ring or earring, or even some flowers or some nice words.

- Kristin. - What?

I, like many other girls, want some romance.

- Maybe he's preparing a surprise for you. - Yeah, right.

WRITE ME WHEN YOU LEAVE. I BOUGHT ALL FLOWERS IN THE HOOD.

He'll boil some sausages and suggest watching Machete Kills.

OK, girls. Now, we'll go and do some relaxing shopping.

It's much more interesting to discuss guys in shops and not in the kitchen.

Let's go. Only shopping can calm down now.

ALL CLEAR. PROPOSAL FOR LIKA. TAKE 2

To make a new clip, a singer Nyusha went to Bangladesh.

Production of clip will take place on Cox's Bazaar beach.

This beach is in the Guinness record book

as the longest natural beach in the world.

It's length is 120 kilometers.

Wow, now Nyusha will know at amazing place she's making a clip.

And it's time for a commercial break on Z TV.

Air the commercial.

Evgenia, do you the largest diamond in the world?

Well, yes. It's called Golden Jubilee.

It was found in 1985 in South Africa.

No, you're wrong. The largest diamond is you.

And it was found yesterday in our studio.

Why didn't you buy that dress?

Wrong address, young man.

Laundry is across the street. There you can wash your socks.

Kris, come on. Don't get mad with me.

It's my fault.

It is, isn't it?

It won't happen again.

Sorry for this.

Sorry that you're mad at me.

Sorry for this.

- Kris. - Wow.

Molchanov.

Are you crazy?

Wait, actually it's...

Out of all jerks I've ever dated you're the most romantic.

- Will you say this? - Yes.

Yes, it's me, it's me.

But it's nothing. I can do better.

I'm glad you like it.

I knew that you like these flowers.

And these balloons.

- These kind of balloons. - Lyokha, thank you.

Hi.

Nikita, my man. Thank you for your help with the flowers.

I owe you one.

Big time.

Well done. It's strange how you arranged everything.

He has some imagination.

Nikita, it was so kind of you to help your friend.

Lyokh, and you're the real romantic.

Any girl would love to get such a surprise.

Oh yeah.

Hello to all kitties from Omsk.

Apparently, a vet wrote this.

Hi Ursula, your new co-host is

very kind and nice.

Dull and boring?

Did Wassermann change his gender? LMAO.

Is this about me?

I'm looking at some nerd on TV right now. Maks.

- Are you retarded or what? - Air some clip or commercial, come on.

Why are you obsessed with these stars like zombies?

Do you know how many interesting things are there in the world?

Did you know that the flag of Alaska was created by a 13-year-old boy?

And the national orchestra of Monaco is bigger than the army of this government.

And actually, switch off this stupid channel.

Hey parents. Switch on some good channel with documentaries

or give some good book to read to your children.

- Clip is on. - Are you completely nuts?

The fact that you know all that you were saying on air

doesn't give you the right to insult our team and ruin our production process.

Vyacheslav, Zhenya got nervous a bit.

And some tiny scandal is good for ratings, right?

- Get out. - With pleasure.

I don't want to play a clown for this stupid audience anymore.

Zhenya wait!

I'll send you my resignation letter via email.

A ring?

Nikita wants to...

Hurrah!

Oh, no. Wait.

It's not hurrah.

It's a disaster.

Ursul. Show business is not for everyone.

I'm like a dolphin in jungles here.

But you don't have to quit the job you love because of me.

40 seconds till the air time.

I'm offended. It's okay.

So, did you get your act together?

- Air time. - Sorry.

While some boring guys didn't get this joke and went to watch some documentaries,

we continue.

Kris, you're pro at these things, right?

I found a ring in Nikita's clothes.

He wants to propose me.

That's great! Say yes.

Actually, hold on. Is it with a diamond?

If no, say that you'll think about. Let him buy a decent one.

No, I think it's just too soon for a wedding.

But if I say no one more time, he'll never propose me, again.

It's just that... I'm not ready right now.

Maybe in the future I will be ready.

Okay, calm down.

Make a preemptive shot.

Kill that hog before he kneels before you.

Make up some excuse

and fight with him.

And then he'll calm down for a couple of months.

Hey. Is everything okay?

No. What took you so long in the shower?

Come on. It took 5 minutes tops.

Did you miss me?

Don't touch me with your hands. They are dirty.

Why dirty? I just went to the shower.

You said you were there only 5 minutes. Did you wash your hands, too?

- Lika, calm down. - Calm down?

So now I'm nagging you.

What else am I doing wrong?

Maybe I'm very rude.

Savage.

Killer?

I don't want to say anything. I mean before shower everything was okay.

- If you want I'll never go there. - No, please. Wash yourself.

But please. Put on pants after shower.

Don't walk just like that in a towel.

Are you showing off your abs?

Are you waiting for Ulya to come out and check out your six pack?

I'm not waiting for Ulyana.

- Come on, relax. - What are you waiting then?

You're waiting for me to leave.

Congratulations. I'm leaving.

- I leave you alone. - Wait.

I'll leave so that you don't think of anything.

We'll talk when you'll calm down. Okay?

Bordukovskaya, hold on. I have news for you.

Publishing you wanted to work with called me and

and they rejected me I know.

You can tell me this one more time. I'll get angry and pass exam well.

You'll pass it anyway.

They didn't reject you. You'll sit in a comfortable chair,

in a nice office and type something on your keyboard.

Hurrah!

Bordukovskaya, I don't need footprints of your glasses on my breast.

Thanks a lot!

If you strangle your Dean, you'll never work there.

I'll send them your documents. They'll contact you.

Hello Timur. I love you so much.

I'll have internship in a publishing company.

So, how did she react?

She might have crushed my bones with her hugs.

Right. Evgenia deserves it.

What did you do to get her a job there?

It's impossible to get there. Even for such pros as your chipmunk.

It doesn't matter.

And let's keep it between us two.

Alright alright.

Go and let them assess that last exam

- and go burn their hips under holiday Sun. - Thanks.

These days disinformation,

influence on our people,

through the information war

can also be a powerful weapon in international conflicts.

Here.

What for?

Don't you know that one doesn't put an F

in a student's record-book?

- What do you mean an F? - I mean what I mean.

I answered everything correctly.

How are our future journalists doing?

Do they answer the questions with enthusiasm?

Well, Vershinina, for example, decided to become a teacher.

She knows things better than me.

Margarita Sergeevna. I answered everything about the question.

Even more.

Let me answer it in your presence.

Roman Alekseevich is objectively

subjective.

What do you mean subjective?

It means I'm subjective, too.

Because I hired him.

Roman Alekseevich, ask her something else.

Okay, extra question.

So.

Will you marry him?

So, what's with the pause?

Good extra question. Will you marry him?

He loves you. Say yes.

I will give you an A then.

And we'll be given an A, too.

Just say yes.

If Lyokha did so, I'd definitely say yes.

And you'll be together

forever, perpetual, indefinitely.

Until the Sun terminates its life cycle.

And forever.

The first letter is E, the last one is A.

Emelyanova.

Just say yes.

- Nikita is the best host. - Just say yes.

- He has some charisma. - And he doesn't have a belly yet.

- He loves you more than you can imagine. - And you can get old together.

- Reliable, loyal, earnest. - I guess your son will pee on me first.

Before you say, let's ask your parents.

Unanimously agree.

Just say yes.

Just say yes.

Actually,

it's not just yes for me.

Your yes is very important for me.

Lika, I love you. Will you marry me?

No

one is more important for me than you.

Of course yes.

Goosebumps will confirm that.