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I miss Nikita so much.

I spent two hours looking at his photos on his page last night.

We even updated our status to "in relationship".

You should have joined his mom's birthday party in Ulyuanovsk.

The party would transform into a wedding, your status would need to be updated again.

ANGELICA

Why the hell can I not withdraw money in your ATM?

Listen here, office rat. I did not block my card.

Then unblock it or find someone smarter than you to do it.

Someone smart is right behind you. It was me who blocked your card.

What did I tell you to do, Ulyana?

ULYANA'S FATHER. 45 YEARS OLD, BUSINESSMAN.

Go to your Brazil yourself if you need to develop business there.

Australia, not Brazil. You're coming with me.

I will not leave my friends, my job and the university.

We talk to each other once a month, why not do it online?

Look how independent you are. Pay your bills and buy a car yourself.

By the way, I've talked to that Z TV guy. What's his name? Vyacheslav?

I'm not funding this project anymore.

He's not interested in you being a host, you're fired.

Remember what I'm going to say.

You won't be able to survive without my money and a car.

You're wrong. I'm a grown up. I can live without your scraps.

I'm not your job, daddy. I can live without you being involved.

- Like you've ever been involved. - Listen to me.

Your passport in the consulate already.

You have to be there for an interview in three days.

An meanwhile you find food and a place to live.

At least for three days.

Hey, remember you borrowed five grand to buy an Italian bag?

The one you ordered from China. I need money.

You know, I really don't have the money. I was going to a night club tonight.

There will be a huge party, there even will be DJ Hose!

- How about next time? - Fine.

No problem. Can I stay at your place for a few days?

I'm renovating my flat, it smells like paint, I can't sleep there.

Sure you can stay. But we share a one bedroom place.

And the old landlady lives there too. You can sleep with her on the sofa.

I wouldn't. Her feet look disgusting.

Then book a president suite in a five star hotel.

You know what, seems like Olya is not doing great.

She's dressed the same as yesterday.

She asked the girls to stay at their place.

Just don't pity her or try to help her.

I wasn't going to. After everything she's done to me!

- Oh, hi! - You?

Where's Lika? Did you kill her?

Lika, I'm coming!

Kristina! Stop panicking!

I invited her.

I would have explained it myself if she wasn't yelling like a pregnant seal.

I'm renovating my house.

Lika offered me to stay here for a few days.

What?

Quiet.

Why would you not invite a beggar here? At least they are less aggressive.

- I think you're being dramatic. - Am I?

She's definitely lying. What if she chokes you with a pillow?

Or even dig some dirt. Did you not have enough of Kirill?

She really needs help. Something happened to her.

She didn't want to come, I had to drag her.

Nobody will ever know that you stayed at my place.

I see you're looking for a place to stay. There's a bed in the utility room.

It's cool. Just open the door and you're in the uni.

The mattress is comfy. I'll sleep at nights, you'll do the days.

I'll even bring a pillow.

My place is not as fancy, but the choice is yours.

She's got something on her mind. She's as cheeky as a bike in a traffic jam.

I'm staying here tonight to look after that poor thing.

Maybe we should drug her for the night so she doesn't get a chance to spy on you.

- No. - Yes.

No. Don't even think about it. Promise.

- Promise. - Fine. You protect her like your own baby.

I'll be watching her.

Girls!

What's going on?

You should have seen your face. Why are you scared?

This is an old house. They often have problems with electricity.

Sometimes it causes fire.

Even hobos don't come close to this house.

Goodnight.

Want some milk?

- Sure. - There you go.

Thanks.

I wouldn't let you stay at my place. I'm not into helping people.

Well, at least you are stylish.

And you've got long legs.

I used to be stylish. Now this is all I've got.

I hope you won't transform back soon so I don't have to give the jammies back.

I wanted to ask you for a long time how do you deal with the shapeshifter thing.

- When did it happen for the first time? - Not so long ago.

- It happened first when I... - Lika!

The water is broken. I mean the socket. There's water in the socket.

Who should we call, a plumber or an electrician?

Are you nuts, dream of a spy? She's recording you, don't say a word!

Oh yes, she's got a bug in her nose,

and there's secret service van downstairs.

Enough of your paranoia. Let's go to bed.

Let's go, but we'll sleep together.

- We'll lock the door. - Fine.

What the hell!

It's you! It was your plan to turn me into a chubster!

- I wouldn't call you a chubster. - It's not Lika's fault. Stop night eating.

You're a witch.

- Olya. - Don't touch me.

Why did I even agree to come here?

Calm down, I have nothing to do with it. We will find the way to fix it.

But not right now. Right now we're having politics exam.

- Unless we want troubles. - There is one trouble.

Hey there, what's up?

Did you get stung by a huge bee?

Let's go to my place, I'll help you. I'm a doctor.

- Shut your mouth, prick. - Maybe it's your last chance to get laid.

- Idiot. - Nikita will definitely fall in love.

With your bottom half.

Quiet, everyone!

Komkova! Why are you so fa...bulous?

And by the way, here's your application.

Miss university contest.

Are you discriminating fatties?

We will ask Fat Ass Defense Fund for support.

Looks tempting.

I'll guard your buns.

- Hands off! - Sorry, I thought you were Galya the cook.

- You look like twins from behind. - You just started puberty?

Hey there.

Something's changed about you.

It's all Lika's fault. Her flat, her friend.

You used to bully her, who needs two chairs to sit on now?

- What's happening? - Our old neighbors are getting a stroke.

Stay away! Don't touch me. What's going on?

Calm down. Breathe. Explain what's wrong.

This is a haunted house. Stay away from me.

I can't stay here anymore!

She's hallucinating after ketamine. She'll be back in a few hours.

- Let's go to bed. - Wait, did you drug her?

What do you mean? Was it not you giving her a glass of milk?

- So is it me then? - Seems like it.

How did you even know that I was going to get her some milk?

We better get groceries unless we want to get high.

We have to find her.

- God knows what she will get into. - She'll be fine.

A bit of delusions of persecution followed by apathy.

She might get hungry.

Just me and you won't be able to find her, we need help.

Seems like today is not the best day for catching rich lunatics.

- Where would she be? - Wake up, ladies.

Do you not know Ulyana? Where's the best restaurant in the area?

It's seven in the morning, everything is closed.

You're right. I called her.

Some guy picked up the phone and said "don't call here again."

So she's fine then. She's got someone to take care of her.

Please let's go to sleep.

Look! There she is!

I told you she'd get hungry.

Where have you been? Where's your phone?

I swapped it to a roll.

That's beef sausage! Let's share. I skipped my breakfast because of you.

Molchanov!

Olya, tell us what happened.

- Look, we all have been through... - Shit times.

Let us support you.

I've lied to you.

I'm not renovating my house.

My dad kicked me out two days ago.

He took my car and blocked my card.

I have no place to go. This is all I can afford.

Tell us more. I've got some knowledge in settlement of disputes with parents.

Let me take this junk food which is bad for her stomach.

I don't want to go to that goddamn Australia.

He doesn't understand that my whole life is here.

He always says that I'm nothing without him.

He's probably right.

Look, he's older than us, maybe he's wiser as well.

Maybe I really should leave, nobody would miss me here.

I didn't even manage to find real friends.

Don't say that. You have friends.

You do now.

They found you at six in the morning, they won't leave you alone.

- I almost believe her. - Yeah, her tears seem real.

Just like gypsy kids at the market.

Do you not get it? Her dad flies away, she stays.

She'll live with Lika like a bedbug, no way to get rid of her.

Right, enough whining.

There're four heads and a smart one to solve the problem.

Yep.

Uggs!

Are you buying shoes online? We're actually trying to find a solution.

There's a massacre of kangaroo in Australia

for fur that they use for making uggs.

Exactly! We will never buy uggs again.

It'll destroy their economy and the country will collapse.

My idea was to protest against animal killing near the embassy.

You have my support. Uggs look weird.

Girls wearing them walk like pigeons.

Hold on, you said I looked good in them.

Baby, bandy uggs on bandy legs, two negatives give a positive. It's math.

Hold on a second.

The Consul will see her protesting and won't approve her visa!

I've always wanted to arrange such an important event.

I've never known how cool you were.

Sorry for bullying you and calling you a four-eyed mouse.

Did you call me that?

Murder for fashion is not acceptable.

This is a meeting in defense of kangaroos beside the Australian embassy.

Today is the lucky day for kangaroos

as protesters are demanding that they live without being killed for producing uggs.

They look grand, I'll keep them.

- Kristina? - You can't get this kangaroo back to life.

I'll wear them with dignity.

Olya, there's the Consul. It's time.

Piss him off like you did it to me.

Thank you all for a pleasant surprise.

The Consul is thanking you for greetings on Australia National Day.

Awesome! What a great idea!

- Hope he'll remember me. - Wear this costume for your interview.

He'll definitely remember you.

My dad really thinks I reconsidered and going to Australia with him.

- I'm so happy that everything worked out. - So am I!

Hope she'll leave Lika alone now.

Move a bit, please.

This is our classroom and this is our Ulyana.

Hello.

Good afternoon, Ulyana.

Hello everybody.

Mister Connors is apologizing, he's fully supporting your movement.

He's a member of a party in Australia that is supporting anti-ugg course.

We're so proud of her.

I also feed homeless cats and dogs, kittens and dogs, me.

We have another surprise for you.

Mister Connors saw that you and your father applied for Australian visas,

so he made a decision

to grant you maximum length visas with no interview, four years each.

- Jesus Christ. - We understand your feelings.

Unfortunately, we can't give you more,

but mister Connors' party offers you a scholarship in Australia.

You are free to choose any university.

Actually, I...

Take your time, of course.

Thank you, all the best.

That's it. I'll have to go. I can't stay here.

How would I work, study and pay for a flat?

If only I don't sleep at all.

Other people handle it, you'll handle it.

You've already tried junk food. You can buy clothes at outlets.

We will show you how to not pay for a bus.

Of course we will.

Sounds like my life goal.

Hello everyone. I missed you so much, I came here right from the train station.

I missed you too!

Maybe you're right. I should stay.

We became such good friends recently.

Especially you and me, right?

I've only been away for two days, feels like I'm in a parallel world.

I'll stay if you let me live in your place until I find a job and rent a flat.

Please!

I will not survive without you.

Of course.