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Morning. What's up?

Margo and I went to a night club yesterday.

She disappeared.

Margo Sergeevna isn't young anymore, she might have forgotten the way home.

She's cheating on me

with Mark, my best friend.

It's because I've gained some weight.

Look at this. I haven't been at work for three days.

She's my dream girl. I fell in love with her at a first sight.

I've been in love with her since she put the first banknote in my panties.

Sounds like a real love at a first sight, or at a first banknote.

ANGELICA

Good morning, mom. Where have you been?

I met auntie Marina at the club.

We wanted to talk, so we went to a quiet place for a coffee.

Auntie Marina in a night club? The one with high blood pressure that's 60?

I believe you, Margo.

- Hi guys. Babe, I left my jacket here. - Babe?

Would you lend me some cash for a taxi?

Hey, bogey man, get out of here before we have to get an ambulance

instead of a taxi.

Get out of here.

Take this and I wish to never see you here again.

I believed Kirill infinitely and he just used my trust.

He lied to me to rob my family.

I know you're reading this, Kirill. I want you to disappear from my life.

LIVE HOT NEWS

Give me some cash.

Zhenya, I was just getting a coffee at the ATM.

You know. Damn.

Sorry. Zhenya! Wait!

Zhenya, Hi! Let me introduce you Ursul, he's a DJ on ZTV.

His mom and dad call him Timur.

Glad to meet you. I have to go.

There're two reasons to rush away right after you met someone.

He is either a dumbass or a cutie.

And you're just being shy.

So Timur is going to our uni.

He needs some tutoring. You're the smartest here.

LIKA: I NEED TO SEE YOU. IT'S URGENT.

Look guys, I've got some things to do. Finish without me.

Okay, I'll be your tutor. Let's start right now.

I need to get my mind off things.

You're a terrible man, Kirill.

"How cute, you can't even swear."

You'll pay me one million in two days or I send this video to Live Hot News."

So the whole world will know what about the fat shape-shifter.

Leo, we should break up.

I'm not ready for a serious relationship yet.

- Or already. - But I love you!

You can't do this to Leo.

You chose him, hold your horses and libido and remain true to him.

I had been married for 15 years, my best years! What did I get in return?

Your dad kicked me out!

Leo, you should pack your things and go.

Stop. You're staying here. And that's final.

Since you came here she at least stopped hitting on my friends.

- But Margo... - I'll take care of it, go to bed.

I don't get it. Why do you protect him?

- Do you not see it? - See what?

I thought he was with her for money. But he actually loves her.

So the whole world will know about the fat shape-shifter.

Can you even imagine what'll happen to me if he sells out this video?

BREAKING NEWS ANGELICA FAT SHAPE-SHIFTER

Her body deformation appears at the moment she kisses someone.

It can only be studied empirically.

- Start kissing! - No!

No!

Don't worry, Lika. I think I know what to do.

- You need your own style for an essay. - Your head has an octa-core processor.

You can think about millions of things at the same time.

Tell me about your worries.

Sorry, it's personal.

You know, I also have a personal trouble. I need your help.

Would you help me?

I'll help. Let's go. The sooner the better.

- It's a big trouble. I like one girl. - Right.

But she's always sad and she doesn't tell me why.

I need your help to cheer her up.

It's not easy to take her mind off things, but I'll try to help you.

What should I do?

Whoever drinks it first, wins.

For whoever loses, it's a dare.

One, two, let's go!

Yo, dad. Happy birthday! Hooray!

I wish you health, happiness and so on.

And have a vacation soon so I could use your car.

Thank you, son. You can get the car today, I'm going on holidays right after dinner.

You should join our dinner. Bring a plus one. I'll be glad.

Giovanni Beltrani restaurant at seven.

- Will you come? - I'm always up for a free dinner.

You know why I love you so much? You always say what I'd like to hear.

Alright then. See you tonight. Happy birthday again.

Thank you for calling. Bye.

Wanna say happy birthday to dad?

He's celebrating at Jiovani Beltrani at seven.

The only thing your dad can celebrate is getting one year more decrepit.

And his young wife is more disgusted as she shares bed with him.

I am going to have a good night

with a tall beefcake named Mark.

Your cottage pie won't get too upset if you send your wallet instead of you.

You're mistaken. He doesn't need my money. He loves me sincerely.

Oh really?

Then let's get rid of some junk in your bag.

I don't have any cash! I need to get fuel!

Let's check how deep Mark's feelings are when you've got no cash and no car.

Mark is not like you think.

We walked the whole night and he was telling me love poems.

That's impressive. Pay me and I'll tell you the whole "War and Peace".

For extra cash I'll fit it into a rap song. Have a good evening.

- Hi. - Hello.

This is Kostya, he's a video editor.

Nice to meet you, I'm Lika.

He's not into talking.

He doesn't like it or just can't. It's hard to tell.

But what's more important is that he can solve our problem.

VIDEO EDITING COURSE KONSTANTIN KORESHKOV

It's already online.

So Kirill won't be able to sell it to anyone.

Your shape-shifting video looks fake now.

Thank you so much, Kostya! Great job.

And by the way my head really blows up, especially when I prepare for an exam.

Kostya being himself.

Problem with Kirill is solved.

Thank you, Nikita.

Sorry I'm late.

She's dressed the same as yesterday. And Roman Alexeevich isn't.

You weren't together last night?

- Where have you been, darling? - Molchanov!

Please hand in your essays.

Did you bring it last week as usual?

According to the way you look today, you didn't even start that essay, huh?

Quiet please.

Not a big deal. She'll bring it tomorrow.

Nice tattoo. Is this Robin Hood?

Tattoo?

It's a Sagittarius.

It's a permanent one!

Zhenya, do you even remember getting it?

"Video editing course was a good idea.

But you forgot about the existence of a video expertise.

Moreover, I've got another video.

Do you remember us in bed? The camera was set to film your transition.

And there's a bonus for wholesale buyers. Another short video."

- What do I have to do with it? - You can help.

Sign the papers to become an owner.

Sorry, I can't do it.

"You're a monster.

Monster that is about to get rich.

You owe me four millions, plus one more for a video expertise hassle."

I was so wrong about you, Kirill. You're such a bastard.

You don't know me.

You can call me bastard instead of Kirill.

It's even more fun.

Hi, Zhenya.

Thank you. I need to ask you something.

I woke up at your place today. But I didn't get to ask you.

Did we... I mean you and I...

Did something happen between us?

What happened between us was lots of drinks, fun and dancing.

And then we had a good sleep.

Nothing else, don't worry.

How did I get the tattoo?

You said you wouldn't leave without it.

Why Sagittarius? My zodiac is Taurus.

Seriously?

Sorry, I was hard to understand what you were saying last night.

Don't worry, it's a temporary one. It'll come off in a month.

Great, I'll keep it away from my dad's sight for a month.

Dad! Damn, my phone is dead.

I messaged your dad from your phone that you'd stay at Lika's last night.

He replied "okay".

Thank you so much, Timur. I had a great time with you.

Zhenya, what's the matter with you?

Pull yourself together.

Go home get some sleep, we'll talk later.

Let me give you a ride home.

I'll call your dad and ask him to pick you up.

So you don't get involved with this dude.

He's bad influence.

You're bad influence, Roman Alexeevich.

You're only allowed to tell me what to do in your class.

Zhenya.

- Hi, Nikita. - Hi.

Seems like everything worked out.

Kirill hasn't contacted me since.

So thank you again.

Awesome. If you want to thank me, maybe we meet tonight and discuss it?

Thank you. And not only for that.

- You were real. - See you tonight, love.

Okay, bye.

- Hello. - Hi. I'm from the real estate agency.

The flat has to be rented out quick, I'm leaving soon.

I'll send you my card details for transferring the money.

Sure.

So the windows face the yard, right?

- Right. - Perfect.

"Time is up. Where's my money?

Your videos will be online at midnight.

Hurry up!"

You're such a moron. I told you to leave her alone.

Are you spying on me, prick?

I don't care about your feelings, I only care about the papers.

And about our debt to serious people.

Hello, Chingiz.

What a wonderful night, what a wonderful girl.

Your bill.

I'm a lady, give it to the gentleman.

I just thought, doesn't matter.

- Sorry, my mistake. - Thank you.

Maybe you pay tonight, babe? I left my wallet at home.

Honey, I don't have any money. My son took all my cards.

We had such a fight with him today. But it doesn't matter.

Because you're my Romeo and I'm your Juliet

It's a scam. Leo didn't have to pay for anything.

Leo is in the past. You and I have real passion.

It doesn't work this way. You have to pay for everything

if you want me spend my time on such an old witch.

What witch?

Damn you, gold digger.

What are you staring at? They're fighting for me.

Which one would you choose?

Stop it right now.

I know you both love me and can't live without me.

Somebody stop them, they'll kill each other because of me!

What a pleasant surprise. Don't mind this mess, which is my fault.

They both want to be with me. It's crazy, right?

A battle of alpha males!

Let's finish it. Did you hear what I...

Don't make me send you back to...

Hands off!

Don't be jealous. Did he ever fight for you?

The answer is obvious. His teeth cost him more than you.

That's it. Pity it turned this way.

I don't want to get in the war with Kirill.

I can't satisfy his appetite. He wanted a million, now he wants four.

He will then extort my mother and Ivan Davidovich.

I know how to end this all.

All the troubles will be gone if I'm gone.

ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DELETE THE BLOG?

YES

Genius plan, mama. To start dating Mark to ruin dad's dinner.

Your dad once started dating a young tramp to ruin my life. We're even.

It's too much even for you, mama.

- I can't believe it. - Calm down, let's go.

Leo, I'm sorry.

I'm so happy you're with me.

I want to always be with you, my buttercup.

Your extortion failed, are you trying to rob the flat now?

I see I'm not the only one who dislikes you.

I came here to pass all the papers to Lika. Check it yourself.

She's the owner of all that now.

I don't get it.

I understand, you want to kill me,

but it wasn't me extorting money.

That video is gone too, I deleted it.

- I came here to apologize. - I'll tell her, get out.

Forgive me, I have to disappear.

I can't let my family and friends suffer if people find out the truth about me.

I won't let this happen.

Goodbye. I love you all.

Don't look for me. Your Lika-Vika Vershinina.