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Listen, you have not brought all the documents needed.

- Where is the medical report 086-O? - What for do you need it?

- What? And what if you have shingles. - I don't have shingles! That's for sure!

How should we know about it? We passed a medical committee this morning.

And we don't know your results.

Come tomorrow with the report and prove it.

Arrivederci!

- That's it! - Is there noone else coming?

Do we work in the station brewpub to stay here until the last client?

It's time to go home!

Maybe let's stay a bit more?

What if the future Pozner will come and there is noone here.

He will change his mind and it'll affect the future of journalism.

You could have said from the beginning that you don't want to go home.

Burdukovskaya, have you escaped the hole?

No, just here I am distracted from the thoughts about Roman.

I mean Roman Alexeevich now.

And at home I have read all the books, only one left about atherosclerosis.

It's interesting only for my father.

Well, girls, I have the same problem.

- What do you mean? - I am not talking about Roman Alexeevich.

I am talking about Nikita.

- Tell us! - I spent all the day with him yesterday.

Don't look at me this way! I thought I have forgotten him

but yesterday evening it was so... Well, we kissed each other!

ANGELIСA

- And after it? - No! Nothing happened! He went home.

And what about Kirill?

Remember I told you I didn't know who to choose Kirill or Nick.

So, tell us!

Then it was nothing like it is now! I am really lost!

Listen, it seems like you choose between Robert Pattinson and Christiano Ronaldo.

If I were you I would have decided already!

Really? Evgeniya, take notes, please!

Academic Kiseleva Kristina Vladimirovna, the author of the thesis

"How to get with the racketeer that he pays your studies"

wants to read us a lecture. Let us have it!

Spare me your irony!

If I were you my life would become a vanilla marshmallow.

Hello, Angelica! You are as usual like a Goddess!

Hello Lika, I've done a paper due for you!

And I have got tiramisu for you, as you like it!

I don't want already!

Have you seen it? Veronika has treated me with a cake!

Vika, why did you delete me from your friends?

Because you, Komkova, didn't go to shopping with me on weekend.

- I was ill! I couldn't wake up! - I don't care!

If you want to be my friend again, rehabilitate!

Let me bring your backpack. It is so big and beautiful.

Listen, Lika, you always have cool parties in your house.

- Can I be a DJ at your party? - Hm, marvelous idea!

Your brain works well though it doesn't seem so.

I should invite a DJ. I will invite Smash. He called me yesterday.

- Mother! - Vershinina!

I am so glad to see you at the university. You've missed more than 90% of classes.

I am really surprised that I still remember you

though you don't attend classes.

You know, I am fed up with it! And I expel you!

You can't expel me because I'm pregnant. And I will be on sabbatical.

- Vershinina, are you really pregnant? - Of course!

- And what are you going to do? - What do you mean?

I will eat everything, shout at people without any reason

and think that I'm the only one suffering.

First of all, I will go to Nikita and tell him I am pregnant!

Hello, Nikitos! For sure noone told you but you look awful.

Hello my dearest and nearest! Hello, Katuha! Hello, Iluha! Hello, Serega!

Actually, he is Sashenka.

Do you think I don't know the names of my own children?

I'm just joking!

Lika, can you stay sometime with children? I want to rest a bit.

Since I have left the university I haven't seen anything except the nappies.

I can't! They are noisy and they annoy me. I can't be nervous. I am pregnant.

- Congratulations, daddy! - What do you mean pregnant?

We haven't had anything for half a year!

You know how to spoil everything! You could have said that you are so happy!

Now I should look for a new option.

Poor Nikita!

Emelianov is lucky that you were busy with Roma

and haven't trapped him in the first year.

It's true. Wait! And who is the father?

Hello, Lika, sorry, can't lend you money, can't sell my kidney,

can't find weapons, don't know how to deal with Dagestan people,

don't know any attorney.

I am calling for another thing. Can you come this evening, we have to talk.

- Well, I'm not... - Okay, see you this evening!

Oh, I have forgot, can you buy bread, milk and red shoes next to my house.

Wifey, wifey! Give a birth to the son!

Give a birth to the son! Just like me! Just like me!

Oh, a little get-together! I just knew it and bought a cake!

Oh, I am foolish, have forgotten it in the tram!

- Let me go for a minute, find it! - Stop! I will tell you something

that you want not only a cake but a shot to drink!

You will be a father soon!

And I will be the happiest grandmother on earth.

Noone can call me granny!

We will formalize you like a large family! And you will receive subsidies!

We will build a house and make repairs. Tell us when do you want to make a wedding?

Stop! Stop! What wedding? What child are you talking about?

- It's not my child! - Whose is it then?

Bastard! He wants to leave his own son!

- Comrades, comrades, I am... - So, guy, now - a kiss!

Are you crazy? Do you want to torture him?

Why not? So many children are grown without their fathers!

We should cope with it. Fatherhood is a heavy burden!

It should be gained or recognized!

You, bastard! Have you decided to leave me? Is a child an expired chicken for you?

- You can't give him back! - Dear people, it's not my child!

I have just come back from Goa. I was there for a year.

We haven't seen each other all this time.

I don't get it. Whose child is it?

- Dear Gosha, you know everything. - Does it mean that the child is mine?

- Yes! - And why am I torturing this guy?

- Why haven't you told anything before? - I got scared! You are a criminal!

I wanted our child safe and sound, do you understand?

Don't be silly! I will protect him! Even a fly won't touch him!

For him I will... I will present him my TT!

- Mongol has presented me for my birthday. - Gosha!

- Gosha! - Likusya! - Gosha! - Likusya!

- Gosha! - Likusya!

Why do you give me your Saratov's racketeer?

- You have barely escaped from him! - You are silly! Gosha is a good option!

He has two stores in Saratov: beer and cigarettes, and another baby food.

There will always be food for a child.

When he grows there will be what to drink and smoke.

Kristin, do you realize what nonsense you talk?

- I don't think about a child at all now. - Are you sure? Why are you so nervous?

You don't even know what you want. Maybe I should buy a test for you?

Perfect advice! Why did we listen to all this nonsense?

Prefer to read a book about atherosclerosis.

She has to leave those guys, Nikita and Kirill.

You need an adult man with experience and skills.

Believe me, it won't do any good! I have already dated a man with experience.

His experience was arrogant, cunning and officially married with him.

Really? Let's listen to the expert of a private life.

If I were Lika and had to choose between Kirill and Nikita,

I would do like people in the past.

ANZHELICA AND THE KING

Daddy, why do you make your daughter waiting? Start acting!

Of course, my daughter, Angelika!

My faithful people, mediating interests of my adopted but deeply loved daughter.

Within the law without going beyond the constitution.

I would like to present you a catch for her.

- My sir! - Oh, beautiful Angelica!

I am Kirill Rumyantsev, a traveler and explorer.

I have brought you a present from unknown lands.

It is a one-off napkin with antibacterial effect.

I also would like to ask for your hand!

Stop! Oh, Angelica! It will be a big mistake not to choose me!

I am Nikita Kazanovo! I have tried hundreds of women

but have decided that I can be happy only with you!

What will our Grace tell us?

Who will bend the knee in front of her?

I will marry the one who holds the sword firmly!

And of course the one who cleans hands properly.

Because there are so many bacterias on the handle of the sword!

Stop it! Don't kill him!

I have decided that Nikita will be my husband!

Angelica, don't amend so quickly in order no to provoke public attention.

People are foolish but not as much!

Angelica, you promised that only the winner will take you

from this palace. So it seems you lied to me!

I remember my words! I will be also your wife, Kirusha!

I feel a sexual potential in me. I am ready to be a wife to both of you.

Two husbands?

Burdukovskaya, I can't even imagine what you do in a bed with such a fantasy.

You should know the history! Actually, at those times, for example,

empress Ekaterina the Great had ten favorites.

And they are only those who appear in the official list

of the historian Bartenieva.

Why am I not aware what you are laughing at in my deanery?

Well, Vershinina is puzzled because she doesn't know what man to choose:

either Kirill, or Nikita.

There can't be unknown in the love puzzle, so tell me who is this Kirill?

He is guy who helped me out with video presentation in open day.

- Do you remember him? - Not really.

Rock-hard ass, deep gray eyes. He is young and you get aroused just from his glance.

Yes, I remember. He was walking around you like a demobee around a train attendant.

He is a cute guy. Yes, it's a difficult choice.

Margarita Sergeevna, what would you do if you were Vershinina?

I would make a challenge like a dean of the journalism department.

Good evening, we are again at the show "Who will Lika choose?"

Guys, get ready! It is a final round that will reveal who knows me better

and who will be able to tame a wild stallion.

The winner will receive everything!

Lika, it is not fair! He has very little chance.

Calm down!

So I remind the rules: who answers the question incorrectly

will take off one piece of clothes. Who is the first to be naked will lose!

First question: Kirill, what color are my eyes?

- Brown! - That's right!

- Nikita, what is my blood group? - What?

The blood group, answer quickly!

- I don't know. The second? - Wrong answer!

I don't remember which one but I am sure it is not a second one.

Take off a cloth!

Kirill, tell me the first number of my cell phone.

- Plus seven! - That's right!

Nikita, in my childhood I fell down and hurt my knees.

What is the name of the doctor who sutured?

- Kirill, what is my favorite color? - Blue!

That is right!

That is not correct. Lika's favorite color is purple.

Yes, but this was long ago. Now the favorite color is blue.

- It is not fair! - Yes, it is not fair but interesting!

Let's continue. So let's summarize it.

The one who feels cold is a loser.

It's you, Nikita!

If I were you I would choose Kirill.

Because he is attentive, he knows you better.

Maybe you are right. Kirill is so caring, reliable.

That is a person with the experience! You are like Le Père Fouras.

I mean that you are wise, in this sense.

Wait, and if I finally choose Kirill. What will it be with Kirill?

So pretty guy, you have failed the test. Now you should take down something else.

To be more detailed, someone else.

Margarita Sergeevna, I've lost honestly, I am a loser and failure.

- Why do you need someone like me? - Margo, he is right you should be with me.

Maybe it doesn't matter this reliability and care.

Have you seen Nikita's six-pack? I think you should stay with him.

And he has noone to look after him. I am busy already.

You should think it over by yourself in order to blame yourself, noone else.

Thank you, Margarita Sergeevna, you have helped me a lot.

I think you need a second opinion. You should ask any man.

Ah, okay. Got it. As agreed you owe me a bottle of vodka.

No problem.

If someone will ask I have just helped you out.

Ah, also don't tell to Margarita that I call her a glum.

Well, if I were you.

I choose this one because you always forget your pass.

I can't help you, I like women!

Excuse me, girls that I have failed you.

Will you give me for half a bottle?

I have told you he can't help us. He was figuring out a crossword for a year

only by checking the correct answer and writes down words with errors.

Well, the situation is a real ambush.

Though my granny has always told me that I should listen to my heart.

In love it's impossible to turn on the brain and calculate.

Did you get it, Burunduk? Knowledge is not everything.

In life it is this way: if you fell in love, it is yours.

Fell in love with another one then what was before wasn't meant for you.

I also think that you should listen to your heart.

What are you telling? Have you chosen by your heart?

I thought you fell in love with his book about the spiders.

I should be with the person I love, when my heart stops beating when I see him.

- Nikita? - It is a sign, my friend!

Here it is more useful sign that goes by taxi.

Burunduk, your fantasy starts to come true. Let's go there must be a battle.

- Hello, Lika! - Hello.

I have been missing you for so long

and understood that a call won't resolve anything

that is why I came. It's such a good weather today.

- Let's have a walk. - Lika, hello!

Why should you walk on the streets? I invite you to the cinema.

To the last row, the biggest screen in Moscow.

Though the film is Polish. Everything can't be perfect.

Nikita or Kirill? Kirill or Nikita?

Deep blue eyes or deep gray eyes?

A guy who loves me or another who loves me?

How difficult it is!

I will gladly have a walk with you, Kirill.