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Mom, we're home!

Hi, mommy!

Look who I got! Easier for two of you

to talk some sense into me.

Margarita Sergeevna, hello!

You came as suddenly as examiners

from Ministry of Education. You need sleep.

You mush have been tired.

Go to your room and close the door.

Mom, I'm actually hungry.

If I don't eat something I'll be

dreaming of sandwiches.

- I wanna dream about something else. - Let's go.

Let's go out. I booked a table.

- It's gonna be great! - Wait, how could you book a table?

You didn't know we were coming back.

I did it everyday.

- I was truly waiting for you. - Baby!

Restaurant? I wanna go too. I'm hungry.

ANGELICA

Meet my son Lesha

and Kristina, his girlfriend.

And that's my friend, Leo.

Health check is tomorrow.

Vika needs to be examined

or she won't be able to pass tests.

Maybe he could kiss another girl

and then you'll kiss her.

Kiss a photo of him.

- Do you want me to get his saliva? - Kirill, really?

It'll be quick.

Do you want to imagine you instead of him?

Or the watchman Genadii.

Really, don't worry.

I won't be thinking of Nikita for sure.

That loser's head will get filled with joy.

Hope it'll explode.

That's a hunger killer.

Mom,

can I get money for gasoline?

And that's for you, my chocolate piece.

Are you friends with hourly payment?

If you didn't get I can clear that up.

Leo is my boyfriend

and he moved in yesterday. I give him money

because I decided, we decided

that Leo will quit that job in a club.

Now I'm dancing for Margo's eyes

only.

Because my salary is enough for both of us,

my son is a grown man who can work himself.

No freaking way.

Shit, he's doing things

to her.

- Shit. - I agree.

He's using her. He has no feelings for her.

Exactly, we gotta crack

this steroid peacock.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Do you... - Do I wanna discuss our kiss?

That's exactly why I'm waiting for here.

- I'm busy now. I was looking for a - Stapler?

Yes. I do need it for my class and...

Yeah, I'll need it.

Roman Alexeevich.

- I need to talk to you. - Zhenya, I can't now. Later?

I'm busy. I need a stapler...

Get it in the dean's office.

Margarita Sergeevna is waiting.

Zhanna Fedorovna, from what I know in this

triangle, third person knows nothing.

Maybe you tell me what's up with him.

- What happened in a registry office? - I don't know,

check newspapers or TV news.

Roma!

You're like Mr. Bean, old and boring.

Can you answer me?

- I can, we weren't in a registry office.

- We didn't divorce. - How come?

Why?

Questions to the dean's office please.

Actually, it's weird how your

loved one told you nothing.

Why does it have no candles.

It seem to have a jubilee today.

Hi.

Nikita, I need your help.

Tomorrow is a heath check. Vika gotta

be there, not Lika.

Usually people pay for it.

I'm sorry but stop peacocking, okay?

I really need your help. Just one kiss.

But I have a few conditions.

First one: eat.

Smart-head, I can afford a salad.

Look, he doesn't want me to help you.

You're annoying just like an old man.

I beg you, do what he's asking.

You do know how crucial it is for me.

Chew it, come on.

Otherwise, your stomach can hurt.

No! You can get a Stop Diarrhea Extra,

new orange taste in a drugstore later.

Are you done? Is baby Nikita satisfied?

Yes, but I have one more condition.

He gotta leave.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

Stop immediately! Stop.

Otherwise you both get a salad.

- You have nothing to worry about, really. - Okay.

I trust my girlfriend.

See ya.

Okay, we're going to a bathroom

you're kissing me and if I'll change

I get my new clothes on and get to class.

No, it won't do the work. I'm not ready.

For me a kiss is a serious step.

Really? Should I ask you on a date then?

Okay,

do you wanna go out tonight?

We can go to my place, drink champagne,

watch a movie. Like a date.

That's so unexpected, okay.

You gotta take revenge for his actions.

And help us.

Margarita Sergeevna got a new boyfriend.

Stripper and a gigolo.

Do you know these words?

So, she loves him.

- And he... - and he getting money and gifts from her.

Foxy bastard.

We're planning to frame him.

And we do need you for that.

Margarita Sergeevna is a grown up woman.

Let her do what she wants?

She just wanna get him through connections

to our uni, in this very group like me.

She'll make him a head boy.

She'll get him diploma with honors!

Hello, he's dumb, she's just

damaging journalist's reputation.

Hi, Leo.

You don't know me but I'm your

secret fan.

I wanna book you

for a private dance.

I'm not working anymore.

I'm sick. Terminal astomunkleopatioteleoz.

I've a week left.

And my last wish is you.

I'm very sorry but

I'll pay 100 thousand.

Well if it's your last wish.

Choose. Cowboy, policeman or Spider man?

Can I get something historical?

Zorro?

Zorro is a fictional character actually

created by Johnston McCulley.

- Burdukovskaya! - Zorro?

Zorro. I'll send you an address.

Burdukovskaya,

are you sure it was your first time

getting a guy? We seem to know a little.

Nikita, our date comes to its end

and usually kiss happens now.

No.

I'm not ready yet, okay?

It's too fast.

Shall we dance first?

I want some tea with a pie on the side.

Your order has been taken.

Your kiss receipt I'll get

you along with the pie.

Won't he notice our web-cam?

You didn't first time you slept here.

I'm kidding. The video is bad,

you can only see our legs.

Silence! He came.

Okay, do it fast and don't touch me.

I'm allergic to your oil.

I may get itchy and an anaphylactic shock.

And don't sit on the furniture.

A little reminder that pie

is better with a kiss.

Wait! I just realized.

Good guys don't kiss on the first date.

So I should go.

It's urgent. I need to seduce a guy.

- Get naked. - I'm fat.

That's a task. There's a box in a closet.

I gotta go. He's taking off his pants.

No way! Kristina has a dirty little secret.

And it's in my closet.

Lika, I'm leaving. Let's meet tomorrow,

eat breakfast, I kiss you.

And you'll get medically examined.

And we go a movie,

a zoo, I buy you ice cream.

Then a donkey riding, yeah?

Stop showing off and kiss me, okay?

Wait!

You won't get away with doing nothing.

Why are you like a girl? Let's go

and kiss me.

I said kiss! Why are you smiling?

Kiss me or I’ll hit you!

- Really? - Yeah.

Do think fat people are all kind?

I said kiss!

I look terrible.

What am I doing?

Zhenya, what's going on?

Why do you care? I've secrets too.

Go on, my leopard, you turn me on.

Zorro, hide your sword and get off of here.

What the hell?

What are you two doing here?

Although it's not the weirdest thing today.

Let me explain.

We're filming home video for my mom.

Now I got more question.

Wait up! Who are you?

- Were is our ass man? - We asked for Leo.

- Yeah. - Who cares who you asked for.

I've already worked for my 100 thousand.

She has seen the whole dance.

You owe me extra ten, she was touching me.

Ten thousand? Are you a rare flower?

Hey, closet. Know your place.

Knife is in the kitchen that is not far.

Serious people are coming. We better pay.

Listen you, peacock.

Do you know who you're talking to?

What the hell are you talking about? Relax.

Excuse me,

but my dad's coming home.

We gotta figure that out.

Be careful. I can hit you again.

I hate to break it to you

but you don't look like a villain.

I had no right asking you to kiss me.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry too

for what I did and what I didn't.

- Like what? - Like

doing what I did back then.

Auntie Nadia is coming to Moscow,

I'll send you tomatoes with her.

I'll send zucchini. Do you want a pumpkin?

- I will. - Mom, I don't need it.

I'm not starving here.

What about gooseberry jam?

Nikita Sergeevich. Hi, grandson.

How are you?

- When are you getting married? - Hi, grandpa.

Hi, grandma. We're all here so

I wanna introduce you to someone.

- This beautiful girl. - Hello.

Hello.

Mom, that's Lika. She's a

good friend of mine.

My mom Vera, grandpa Iura, grandma Valia.

It's nice to meet you.

- Did you meet at the uni? - Yes, we're classmates.

It's nice to meet you too.

Beautiful. I finally see

a nice girl for Nikita.

I'd love to see grandchildren

and I'm done with this life.

Come on, kiss her! Kiss! Kiss!

That's just his friend,

my deaf love. Let's go!

Mom, let's not embarrass Lika anymore.

- I'll call you later. - It was nice to meet you, Lika! Goodbye.

- Goodbye. - Bye.

You have a great family.

I had to meet them back then.

I'm sorry it all happened like that.

Well, it worked out.

Didn't even have to cut off

a finger every minute til I kiss you.

Thanks, Nikita!

Here you go.

Earned my double salary for an hour.

Burdukovskaya, nice relationships.

Your man pays for your stripper.

Can you get me a Thai masseuse?

- There are pretty girls out there. - We gotta talk, excuse us.

I can get your ass kicked.

Thank you, Roma.

Zhenya, wait, hold on!

Yesterday I didn't get a divorce.

I kissed her.

I'm sorry! I can make it right,

I don't know how yet but...

Are you sorry?

You did nothing for our relationships.

Nothing to get us together.

I was fighting for us.

Hello, may I come in?

I changed for you.

I fought for you.

- Evgenia! - I made the first step. So many times.

Dad, I fell for him when I saw him.

I fought with my parents, left home.

And what did you do?

What? I did a lot.

What's for you.

Your favorite Mint Syrup Cappuccino.

You only brought coffee.

What an action.

No, what you did for our relationships is

ending them.

I'm tired suffering because of you.

I've been crying more than ever.

My parents were right.

I want you to move out.

Zhenya, wait.

Smarthead, I'm not making mistakes twice.

you got a week left, max.

Enjoy hearing it not from a doctor.

Hurry! Six days and we won't be able

to text with broken fingers.

Funny. Tell Chingiz I'll get money.

My fears were confirmed,

A kiss with Nikita my heart beat faster.

He introduced me to his parents

and was fine with me fat.

And his parents too. This is so touching.

Why is life that complicated?

What should I do with Kirill?

I started dating him because I thought

everything was over with Nikita.

But...

- Hello? - Hi, Lika, was the problem solved?

- Yes. - I'm glad to hear that.

- Should I come over? - Don't, I am

at my mom's place.

Yeah, I came to say hi.

Let me call back when I'm done, okay?

Okay, bye.

No, it should shay in my head.

Kirill must know the truth but

it's better to tell him by myself.

I just gotta made a decision.