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Hi,

why don't you close the door?

How are you?

I'm fine, thanks. Here

I take care of your health. Citrus juice.

Can't find my phone.

Last time I used it was in a cafe yesterday

when I posted a pic of muffins you ate.

I even checked a make-up bag.

- Can you call me? - Just a second.

It's ringing.

Silence. Maybe it's on mute.

Why don't you close the door?

Morning.

Here,

take a look.

Sweetheart, your mom and me decided

to give you this a little gift

on the end of school term. That's for you.

Daddy!

That's a video from my phone.

How do you have it? I never shared it.

Some bastards send it to my email.

I thought it was stolen just for sale!

Well and if it goes to mass media...

It's over.

I gotta be a working stiff for people

not a large company owner.

Alright. Million is not that much, right?

When it comes to my good name.

So are you paying these bastards?

Now I am. Put money in a black plastic bag,

bring it to a park, leave it in a trash can

around a third bench from an entrance, yes.

ANGELICA

We gotta find them and get to the police.

Lika, the best is to stay away.

Even if we find them and catch them

what will they tell the police?

Wake up! It's nine am.

Come on, boozers are waiting outside.

Sorry, yesterday we thought it was okay.

It's okay. We got dumped.

From now on an alcohol

is our one and only.

It won't leave us and go to Saratov.

Your alcohol contest is a proof

girls did the right thing.

Go outside, breath, it's impossible here.

Nikita, my mom's actually right.

Why are we suffering for these two here?

Quit doing that! Let's go to the bar!

Burdukovskaya, get romantic if you want

Roma at your fingertips again.

You're best at studies, I'm in this.

Think of me as a love tutor.

Sounds good but I got parents at home.

Roma won't like a massage in a bubble bath

next to my dad brushing his teeth.

Uni is not for studying, surprise.

Remember when you got me keys from a class

so I did posters for a freshman party?

Lesha and you didn't by the way.

Kiseleva, that's a university.

Stop being annoying, you're missing a lot.

Even UN ambassador can't turn time back.

Fine.

I'll do anything for Roma.

A date when no one's here, let's say 8 pm.

But don't be obvious when you ask him.

- It's gotta be a surprise. - Thanks to Neil Papworth

for inventing text messages.

- Lika? - No.

What are doing? You said you wouldn't come.

I just

bought sunglasses, a cap

and decided to walk around the park.

A for disguise, D for disinformation.

Sorry, I just felt guilty.

My dirt was stolen.

Wait, what are you doing here?

I did bought a cap and glasses on purpose.

Same plan as yours.

- I wanted to do it. We don't know them. - Look!

That's his person.

That's the first time I see someone

throwing a million.

Now we gotta wait

and find the freaky blackmailer.

Hi, Roma.

Tomorrow I have an open lesson

and I need an advice.

You don't want me to mess up.

Promise you chose you a smart wife once.

Then of course, adviser is at your service.

So tonight at 8 pm in a nearby pizza place.

It's too expensive, we'll be there alone.

- As you please, sure. - Thank you.

See you there.

Wait, one more question.

What's this perfume? It's so nice.

Sorry,

Let me take it to a dry cleaning to fix it.

First Zhenya ruined papers

now you ruin a jacket.

This may be a sign to cut out caffeine.

Sorry, it'll be fine.

Terrible.

Can I have your number, baby?

And write down a reason for me to call you.

You like your beer with a wipe too?

We've much in common.

I see you being a guru.

It's boring.

- Wanna play truth or dare? - Yeah, why not?

- Truth or dare? - Dare.

- Come on. - Bro, revenge will be horrific.

- Truth or dare? - Dare.

So,

get a beer from that big guy.

Lesha, call the ambulance.

Bro, a chick just hit your motorcycle.

I'd go check. I'll look after your booze.

I don't have a motorcycle today.

- I left it. - Really?

You're a man. In vain

my friend said you look like a chick.

That blackmailer is a bit dummy.

Rummaging in a trash can in a public place

is suspicious.

If it's not a janitor.

That's the real plan.

He should work not as a regular janitor

but a FBI janitor.

I think he's just sweeping the streets and

is afraid of a migration service.

He's just a perpetrator, sponsor's not far.

Lika,

that's him. I saw him in a cafe yesterday.

He's watching us.

You're right.

Found out who he stole a phone from.

- What are we gonna do? - Think.

How should 2 spies watch out for 2 things?

- Split up? - I am for the one with the broom.

Janitors wield them like samurai swords.

No, wait, I can handle the janitor but

I can't catch up with the nutcase in heels.

So, you go, run!

Roma, we have an open lesson tomorrow.

I need your help with posters, okay?

Sure.

8 pm, class 1306. I'll be waiting.

I'll see you there.

I'm here.

I'll see you in a pizza place in an hour.

- Hello? - Deal was a million rubles.

Pretty girl is a bonus but why watching us?

I don't know what you're talking about.

If you're playing James Bond,

we're playing bad guys.

There are no pretty girls there.

As well as not that pretty girls.

I will do...

Shit! Go to park now!

I know a pretty girl who wants me dead.

- Genadii, what's your full name? - Why?

I'm just texting over a radio.

Everything's under my control.

I am sure such a strong man

has everything under his control.

That's right.

- What do you want? - What do I want?

God, you're also a great conversationalist.

Genadii, a student I know

wanna get to know you but she's shy.

Wait, Galya sent you here.

Tell her I decline

Borscht and kotleti are better than girls.

Are you talking about our cook Galina?

No.

Rector sent you here.

You want no problems with rector, do you?

She's his relative.

So it's service calling.

Why didn't you say before? I agree.

She'll be so happy.

German, date will be here tonight.

Respectable men turn her on

so I brought you a jacket.

A jacket for me.

Why does it stink?

Genadii, it has a smell of an expensive

new perfume.

So, eight pm,

she'll be waiting in class number 1306.

Can you remember?

Ivan Davidovich, I'm sorry.

I just wanted you to safe your money.

- What money? - What do you?

Are you talking about that million?

Who cares, imagine there were two fireworks

at Diana's birthday, not one.

And Kirill is in another car?

What Kirill?

Listen,

stealing 2 chickens is a kindergarten task.

I though you have imagination.

I'm hungry, it's your turn.

You're a football player, right?

Kick

their asses.

Bro, are you okay?

They'll kick mine.

You get in prison for like three years.

Well, than, game over.

Dude!

Excuse me?

The bee was on your pants.

I have shown concern.

Fill it.

Why did you kick him? I was kidding.

Why was it your dare?

I always win in truth or date game.

Now it's my turn.

Your next quest would be

jacking this car, at least

five hundred meters after I leave it.

Screw you!

I see why Lika left you.

Didn't give you her night cream?

She didn't give you her night cream

and then dumped you for a real man.

Such a typical

chick, right?

No, she was just a dumb bully

who ran to Saratov from me,

so I got off of her.

Who did you call dumb bully?

- Talking about Kristina? - You're not as dumb as she is.

- Good boy. - What?

Get off of me.

Are you officially employed?

- Bakhtier told me to say yes. - You work here illegally

Clean up garbage illegally means steal it.

- There's a prison sentence for it. - No prison, commander.

- Then give it to me. - Take it.

Hey, did you see... You, escapee!

Come back!

Come in!

Song is playing.

Sit down, naughty boy.

I'm gonna explain in detail

the topic of eroticism.

Practically.

You smell good.

I see you prepared for a class.

But I'll punish you for coming dressed up.

Shall we drink first?

I, Molchanov A. A.

got arrested for coming to

lieutenant Krepchuk

and in order to save his as...

It's crossed out, life.

life from a bee sting

kicked his ass.

I'm deeply sorry about it

and as a mitigating circumstance ask

to consider the fact my leg is also hurt.

He won't go to a police station with this.

I'll be embarrassed.

Bumblebees, dragonfly,

fly, butterfly,

may beetle, hornet...

- Help! - Tired of running?

Kirill!

Congrats.

That's a gift for you.

Why are you blackmailing people?

I don't know who's blackmailing whom!

Stop, are you crazy?

We don't need an international conflict.

- Are you okay? - Your money and your phone.

Give it to me.

- Who do you work for? - For Bakhtier.

What a spectacular person!

Give this to Bakhtier and this

I'm getting this.

I hope for decency of well-known Bakhtier.

I hope you'll neutralize

today's conflict.

He doesn't get it.

Tell Bakhtier it's okay.

He got it. Come with me, I

hope you're responsible for your words.

Who sent you?

A professor, such a smart-mouthed woman.

Relax, I didn't like her.

I liked you.

She gave me this jacket

that smells like expensive perfume.

Why are so jealous?

I'm sorry

for saying these things about Vershinina.

I'm also sorry.

I said so much crap about Kristina.

We both are idiots.

They dumped us for a reason.

- Truth or dare? - Truth.

Have you thought

ever

of getting Vershinina back?

Not really.

Just maybe every single second

- for like five months. That's it. - Same.

Since she left, I'm a mess.

A new dare for you. These are

Kristina's keys from Vershinina's place.

Do what you want. Get Cupid if you need him

but you gotta get her back.

Why are you smiling? Pick a dare for me.

Hope you know what I need now.

Ivan Davidovich is fine. That was his cash.

What if someone needed it?

- Dogs shelter, for instance. - Think, it's all great.

Dirt is back, money's not a problem.

Ivan Davidovich said so.

I hope they are part

of the Puppy Protection Society.

- What would I do without you? - What would I do without you?

Let me go to Zhenya real fast.

She's upset about something.

Even made a mistake in a text.

Have dinner, there's pilaf in a fridge.

The route is built. Don't ruin it again.

- What do you mean? - It was going well.

I was mentally drinking tequila in Goa

- and she appeared. - What are we gonna do?

Sell beads on the beach?

- How are we giving money back? - Relax.

This Shults family will pay for everything.

They just don't know it yet.