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I'm done. I'm just a freak of nature.

World will be better off without me.

Grandma, I wanna be with you. Goodbye.

Lika, don't do it. You gotta live.

Kirill, what's wrong?

It is fresh.

I checked an expiry date.

Why are you so messed up?

Right. I was watching a movie

a girl after saying that

started kissing a guy.

Kiss you for reading my blog?

ANGELICA

You read my private blog

from a laptop you hide under the mattress.

I hacked the blog from it.

You're not even denying it.

And I was getting my hot roller.

- To torture you. - Wanna hear the truth?

Kinda. That's not something I'm used to.

I was nine when my dad got promoted.

We were happy till we found out

we gotta move to Himki

where I grew up.

What about New York?

Successful pal from the States

who never cared and changed continents

every month.

I wish I were him

but I made him up.

Why didn't you tell?

Part-time student from Himki

against the pretty VJ?

I wouldn't last a round.

I wanted a knockout win.

Why?

I fell in love

accidentally.

I was searching for old friends and

found you.

Then your blog, couldn't resist, hacked it.

I don't regret it.

I met my dream girl.

I found out about her boyfriend issues

who does not deserve her by the way.

I end up here.

No, go to sleep.

DJ's are like vampires,

we don't sleep at night.

You, vampire, drink too much lately.

Good.

I'm going to shower.

That's your muse. You said so in a club.

- I decided to find you. - Why? I'd do it myself.

- What's up? - Wish I was your bathroom mirror.

I wish I was your girlfriend. You're cool.

I don't have one. I'm free.

You were fooling me for months.

Is Kirill your real name? How did it work?

I decided to move to my old apartment

technically.

I'm your neighbour. My door slammed shut.

Can I use your phone to call a repairer?

Where were you sleeping?

First in the train to Himki.

And then?

and then in my parent's house

in Moscow region.

I'm SuperLesha.

I'll punish a naughty girl

that made no coffee for her boyfriend.

My Kristina won't get away

with it.

- Idiot, who? - Your friend.

You're eating my blini every morning.

Go, find Kristina or maybe Buratino.

We're all here.

I mean it, mom. Where's Kris?

Lesha, I mean it.

My son's missing brain.

What are you doing?

Go to bed, you're not able to study today.

Roma, hi. I was just looking for you.

I need your help. Guilt eats me up.

I've been occupying your living space.

- And you live God knows where. - So I'm getting my apartment back.

Not exactly but we could change

your two-room to two one-room apartment.

Give the place where I grew up to someone?

Roma, come on...

Hi, baby.

Relax, I won't bite him.

How long are gonna live with her parents?

It's time for the next step, right?

What do you want from me?

I've had no man for the last three years.

I mean in my apartment.

I was fixing the hood and broke something.

Repairs and apartment papers are on you.

I thought you'd want you mom's paintings.

I will be there too.

That's all. There's something.

I did eat lasagna last Sunday.

I think you already know.

Lika, I'm sorry.

- I saw no other way. - Is that why you were lying?

Sorry but you gotta move out.

You seem to have place to live in.

Tell Kristina that although I don't know

what's wrong but it's my fault.

I got it, it's me. Tell her to come back.

Are you really calling pro-rector Kristina?

It's you who hook up with professors.

For super clever a.k.a. stupid I repeat:

tell Kristina Kiseleva to come back.

Tell her I became

different man that she could call me

Fedya, for instance.

- Fedya, - Listening.

I saw some of our classmates just recently

but I've never heard of Kristina.

I got you.

Does someone know Kristina Kiseleva?

Is that mass amnesia?

Fine.

Hi, that's News Vlog on ZTV.

Answering your mute questing, that's not

Nikita who just came back from Thailand,

that's my new co-host VJ Ulia.

Hi, I'm Ulia. It's nice to meet you.

Make yourself at home!

I mean you, Evgenia. Roman Alekseevich

is actually at home, right Roma?

These are apartment papers.

Wonderful.

Totally forgot! I've a surprise for you.

Your favourite berry pie.

- Coffee? - I'd love to.

I'm fine, thanks.

Yeah, actually, we're fine.

Starving artist and stuff.

And repairing

is some kind of art, right?

I'd say art house.

Well, shall we start?

As you please.

Come over. Address: Moscow Region State,

New Himki, Babaikono street, 19.

And the texts?

Texts from grandma, were that you?

No and actually it was creepy when

when you got them.

By the way, it is shattered because of you

Remember how we were

making the dumplings dough on it.

- Right. - And you can go and take

Roma's mom paintings off, they're nice.

Yes and Zhanna, I mean Zhenya

could you pack them please?

- Where is she? - Who?

You know who! Where's Kristina?

First, don't you sass me! Second,

don't you sass me! Third, I don't know her.

Yeah? Let me find and introduce her to you.

It fits you both. Consider growing it.

- Stop! - Why?

Why are you laughing?

Kristina were on it!

And Angelina and maybe even Isolda.

Everyone were there. That was garage sale.

- Lesha, are you okay? - Me?

I'm okay. It's you all who are going crazy.

Wackos! Suddenly went nuts?

Damn it!

Damn it!

Roma, are we gonna have breakfast

or straight to the dessert?

I think it's done. Just gotta grease it

so it won't creak.

That's my perfectionist.

- Thanks. - Hold on!

Let me put an apron on you, I know you.

Yeah, I ruined so many pans in it.

I recall your epic surprise on March 8th.

Your every pancake is always spoiled.

You barely cleaned the kitchen next day.

One is still hanging on the chandelier.

Roma! I'm leaving, are you with me?

Now? The buyers are coming

It'd be safer to have Roma around.

Buyers? You made them up to get Roma here!

Zhenya, what's up with you?

Don't you see? She set this whole thing up.

Sex shop robe, memories, that's a splurge!

- You're wrong! - You're like a child! There are no buyers!

Stop! She must've put something in it.

That must be the made up buyers.

Yes! Yes!

There is no Kristina Kiseleva page.

And never existed!

Why aren't you at the uni?

Why aren't you at work?

Lesha, am I talking to a wall?

Why aren't you at the uni?

Because you can't do that there.

Mom, you're embarrassing me.

- We love it! - Don't be too excited.

Can I see apartment papers first?

There's a slight problem, they're ruined.

Relax! We'll restore them, a month max.

Great! Relax! We have one more option

on Voikovskaia street. Higher ceilings

and more footage.

- Hi, may I? - No, wait.

Let me put teeth protection first

or how do boxers call it?

Lika, I've a problem.

A producer framed me, I lost my job, okay?

I'm sorry but how can I help you?

I don't have a channel.

Yeah, but you know Ivan Davydovich.

He could help you, right? I mean

help me. Please.

- Right. Let me call him. - Yeah!

How can I introduce you?

The guy who knocked your tooth out?

- Lika, I've nowhere to go. - Truth and that's your fault.

Sorry, good luck!

How could I not know the lie is different?

Nikita invited fat me to a club

to get to know my sister.

I mean thin me.

Nikita kissed me to get a bigger salary.

Kirill read my blog to get to know me.

Nikita lied about feelings even to himself.

Between me and his work he chose work.

Kirill lied that his house was a mess

and a great party in my apartment for us.

A key of Vietnamese cuisine is this sauce.

He's never been there but to interest us

he probably read a lot about it.

And then did the dishes and cleaned a mess.

That's not the case. Anyway.

Nikita lied for his career, for himself.

Kirill lied to please me.

Roma,

Stop pretending that nothing happened.

It did. We didn't change the apartment.

I like running to the toilet

to put clothes on.

I love being 35 and live with your parents.

Like it's my fault. I won't be surprised

to find out that Jhanna Fedorovna

deliberately breaks the tiles or a toilet

to get her short robe and berry pie.

Do you know why we need pulmonic valve?

Neither do I. Gonna spend the whole night

reading about in your dad's room.

Also read whether naivety can be cured.

Hi.

Just a minute and I'll give you hours.

Go wait.

Don't you wanna tell me something?

Young, thin.

- Your dad would be happy. - Okay.

So Kristina doesn't exist, right?

So I can hook up with anyone.

You can't cheat on a hallucination, right?

What happened to giving me hours?

Give some.

Putting it back?

Keep quite or I gotta kill you.

Got ya!

Got ya, love. They told me you don't exist

but you do. I even thought I went nuts

but you exist, my love!

My baby, my love!

I'm not a psycho, not a psycho!

Girls, I'm already in Saratov.

Yeah, we see the carpet.

When are you getting back?

When Lesha changes, a.k.a. never.

Never happened today, come back.

He's been talking to a gum for two hours.

Thanks. He'll become himself as I get back.

I've my life here.

When they found out I'm a journalism

undergraduate, offered me a job.

Really? At a local publishing house?

In a clothing store, five percent of income

not much but better than being with...

Assholes. That's fine, I know.

Thanks, Margarita Sergeevna.

- Okay, gotta go. - Bye.

Hi, what did you want to talk about?

You're a scoundrel and a liar

but I can forgive you.

I also lied to loved ones so I feel you.

And if you want to date a liar like you are

than she's into it.

I'll consider it.

It's been 18 hours and 32 minutes

why didn't you call earlier? Why?

Wait a second.

I'll be back soon.

Owlet, don't go down that road again.

If someone lies for good

he can lie for bad.

Be careful.

He didn't lie about texts. He's truthful.

Grandma, you're the closest to me.

Thanks for advices but they confuses me.

From now on I'm in charge.

I'm sorry.

Look, there's a cafe.

I bet I'll eat more ice cream than you.

- Really? Bet what?

I bet you ice cream.

Listen, I gotta go to the uni.

Ice cream contest tonight?

Ice cream is on you. Cough drops are on me.

- Deal? Okay, bye. - Yes.

- Bye, see you tonight. - Bye.

- What's new, homeboy? - She fell for the texts.

Great, when are you sending money?

Wait up.

It'll get better.