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Happy birthday!

- This is for you! - Thank you, girls.

So, this is for you.

A backpack for riding a bicycle.

And this is from me.

It took me a month to pick it.

I gave you these books for the previous birthday.

Got you! Now you understand how sucked it is to get books for a birthday.

- And such thick books! - Fine.

At least I will have something to do in my birthday.

I will read a good book.

Thank you.

Stop being mad at Roman Alekseevich.

He feels worse than you. He has found that he is still married.

- You should be comforting him. - Right.

Who is John Galt?

I see.

You are not willing to celebrate.

Well, Kristina. Let's go help the admissions committee.

- Let's go. - Wait.

Is it today? Why did not you tell me right away?

I have to filter out future authors of planted articles and tabloids employees.

Come on!

ANGELICA

This is a wrong class.

- It is a defense of a thesis celebration. - No.

It is going to be a working seminar

on Evgenia Burdukovskaya' birthday!

Do not you remember? We met here exactly three years ago.

You have to find a brain in your head to write an essay.

And turn it on. at least for the next six hours.

If you will be cheating,

you will see our university only from the outside.

And it does not matter that there is a welcome sign.

Great. My favorite topic.

Julian Assange "WikiLeaks".

I can write this essay faster than a shopping list.

Now I really want to enter here.

I hope he will write a good essay.

As deep and unforgettable as his eyes.

Hey! Tolstoy in a skirt!

Will you write me an essay? My glasses were stolen.

I have really poor eyesight

Of course I will help.

Here.

The discovery in the Denisova cave in Altai.

- This is so cool topic. - Great.

I started thinking about taking away glasses from her.

- Am I going to get my essay or not? - One minute.

Take it, do not worry. You can be sure that you will get in.

Thank you.

Are you having a stroke?

If you feel sick, I will take other seat.

Leave me alone. I am thinking.

- Where are my glasses? - What glasses?

- Give it to me. - Take it.

I bet you took them away from some old woman.

- Girls, stop it! - Who did not get that it is an exam?

Three of you go in my office.

- Who is Kiseleva? - Why Kiseleva?

I did not have enough time. I have never written essay this fast.

- Essays. - Your work is good, Kiseleva.

Your head can not only look good but also work.

Thank you. I am going to get hair lamination.

Well, Burdukovskaya.

You made en excellent essay during training courses.

You have to mess not with my head, but with waiters' in Turkey.

I am not satisfied with that essay. Even though you gave it a high mark.

I had written that Greek gymnasiums were the oldest channel of public communication.

Turned out it was questionable information.

Burdukovskaya, I do not want to see you at the entrance examinations anymore.

You can go.

- Next, Vershinina. - I would have finished it in ten minutes.

May I write it with the second group of students?

Yes. In the next year.

Take your documents.

What is your name?

- Lika. - Thank you for the essay.

If you need any help, you can count on me.

To get your back or to intimidate someone.

- Okay. - Are not you going to kill yourself?

No, no. I am fine.

Good.

Fat, wearing a shirt with a stain, and no one told her that.

It means she lives alone.

She is checking out guys, but she is shy.

Most likely she does not have a boyfriend.

Jackpot! A Moscow citizen with an apartment.

Move! Here, we are going to make you feel better.

We are going to go to some interesting place in Moscow.

Let's say in your apartment!

Nice.

- Do you live here alone? - I used to live with my grandma.

Now I do live here alone.

I read a story in a paper.

There is a manic in the city.

He dresses up like a firemen and comes to lonely women.

He screams: Fire! Escape!

And when you leave, he takes all of your things.

Even food.

I washed all of my clothes, so I will move out in a week.

- In a week? - Yes, I am fat. Clothes are big.

Do you know what the horoscope says about Aries?

The moon is in the Andromeda activity phase.

Refrain from leaving your home.

Because earth magnetic field is in the constellation sparrow.

You can get coronary vascular diseases or get hit on your head.

And boom!

No more Aries.

Well, thank you.

Thank you for letting me stay.

If you happen to be in the dormitory,

turn around and run away. The place is not good.

A leg cramp! It will last until tomorrow.

I will stay with you, alright?

Sure.

Yes, this is so Kristina.

I am surprised she did not move in with the rector.

I am good in the deans' apartment.

Look, Zhenya

how did you handle your undeserved excellent mark for the essay?

I wanted to take my document and enter the Medical School.

Wait. I want to take my documents back now.

Just imagine if the existence of Denisov man will be confirmed.

All books will have to be rewritten.

This is the greatest discovery.

Goodbye.

Good afternoon.

What is your last name?

- Your last name? - Schmidt-Kovalevskaya.

- There is no this name in the list. - Why are you bothering me, then?

What did you think of Roman Alekseevich when you first met him?

The same as now. He is smart, kind, handsome.

But it turned out, I was not the only one who thought that.

Actually, he got a crush on me first.

Hello.

Can I get a paper that says I have entered?

My mother does not believe me and won't send me money.

I am sorry.

- I lost for words. What is your name? - Kiseleva.

Remember it. I hope I won't forget it.

Thank you. What about the paper?

You know, I read your essay.

And I really liked your opinion on Denisova cave in Altai.

I would like you to come

to the new magazine presentation.

In the Rivoli restaurant. Today at 3 p.m.

He is not George Clooney.

But with this watch he is from Moscow at least.

I do not know. I have not read your essays.

But you know how to be persuasive.

We are changing the cover.

Because... I want to say...

Excuse me.

- Good afternoon. - Hello.

I am so glad you came. You look great.

Like Justin Bieber in the church choir.

Colleagues.

I want to introduce you a young and talented journalist.

The author of an essay, which has the same topic

as the main article in our magazine.

- Kiseleva Kristina. - Nice to meet you.

156 scholarships.

343 scholarship and 54 financial assistance.

My chances to get Moscow residence permit are getting greater.

Pineapple.

Lady, are you able to do something except evoke primitive base instincts?

I am sorry, I did not notice a woman here.

I see you have problems not only with instincts.

But also with a haircut.

Amazing how you manage to mock when you have such mental endowments.

I can say you learnt it in Bryansk, judging by your patois.

In Kaluga.

- In Saratov! - You know what...

Yes, that fits. Saratov.

Of course. This is our celebration as well.

- May I come in? - Of course.

- Thank you. I just wanted to ask... - I an not talking to you.

It is the dean's office. The cafeteria is down the corridor.

- So... - I have dreamed about being a journalist.

Since I wrote an article about the gym teacher who stole balls.

I feel that journalism is right for me.

My calling, you see?

- Please, let me try enter one more time. - You can try.

You can go to academy of dramatic arts, to circus school.

I do not care how you will waste five years of your life.

Do not come here again.

Look, why sushi?

- Yes, karaoke. There are many drunk men. - Give me ten minutes!

If you won't like my essay,

I will eat it, and you will never see me again.

No, I can not leave now. Because the rector is walking around.

Good afternoon, Robert Valeryanovich.

You are like Batman, you appeared out of nowhere.

Now I can see why I can not reach you.

Education Minister is arriving in five minutes.

- I understand. - Five! - Yes.

You are bag with pigtails. I do not need you here.

You could have told me that the rector came in!

- Go away! - Please...

Just ten minutes and I...

I will write an essay and leave it on the dean's table.

I will sprinkle it with water.

She will think I was crying while writing it.

It is too much, though.

Do you want to see fireworks?

You do not have to make a mess if you did not enter.

Extinguish it!

Calm down, curd patty. Do it yourself.

Come in for a cup of tea.

If you want, for a glass of...

Hi.

Are you going to believe that I was putting out the firecracker?

She did not write a single line in an essay.

I kicked her out, and she crushed my office.

You have to go not to the university, but to juvenile detention.

That is right. Who could have thought.

Your name will be in nationwide black lists for the next five years!

I ended my student life with fireworks.

Before it even started.

- Kristina, wait. - Sorry, I need to be humiliated again.

Kristina, wait.

I am sorry I put you in this situation.

I am sorry too, I thought you asked me for a date.

Actually, I did.

- What? - I am not brave enough to tell the truth.

It happens.

Once I asked my girlfriend for a meeting in the utility office instead of a date.

I am a dummy when it comes to such things.

Can we continue a conversation in my office?

Better in my office.

Kristina, stop making things up.

Maybe Roman Alekseevich turned in a transformer?

Nerd. Fine, he did no fight.

But he had a crush on me anyway.

- We interrupted Lika. - Yes. - Sorry.

The end is so crazy, go on.

Well, did you get into?

Let's eat something.

Yes, let's go to some cheap place.

Maybe I will get hired as a waitress there.

I have to do something for a year.

Did the dean said no again?

Really?

Do not worry. Or do, nervous people are thin.

You will loose a few kilograms, maybe 50.

Find a guy, when he sees your apartment, he will marry you.

But there is a better option.

People, what is happening here! A woman was hit! Lie down.

- Are you alright? - She is in coma!

Are you crazy? You hit a person!

- She herself... - Did she hit herself by your car?

I am calling the police.

I remember you.

Kiseleva and Vershinina!

Are you working as a duet, right?

Do not. I am fine.

We are not calling the police, you can go.

Sure! In my office!

Saratov girl, you too!

Follow me!

Here. In a writing form.

I do not have any claims for you.

Are you going to look for mistakes?

Shut up. You have already made your main mistake.

When you pushed your friend under the car.

If your essay was not good, you would have been on your way home.

- Can we go? - Go.

Stay out of my sight and my car.

I am Angela Vershinina.

Kiseleva Kristina's essay.

100% match.

Stop.

Vershinina, congratulations. You entered.

Kiseleva, you can back home and work at a factory.

Do not be afraid, I found my way in.

You killed me! Hit by a car!

Help me!

There was only a self-financed study place. I was fine with that.

- I did not think we can be friends. - Yeah.

- I wanted to kill Kristina when we met. - Hey!

I do still think about it sometimes.

But I am very glad that I have you two.

Chipmunk, happy birthday!

I am giving you a permission to punch me for all these years.

What about me?

Let's go. We have to get to one more place. Quick!

I hope you are not going to push me under a car.

- Go! Come in! - Why...

I am sorry. I should have told you about Zhanna.

I will change.

I have changed actually.

I have filed for divorce today.

I love you and I want to be with you.

Burdukovskaya has grown for three years.

Come on. Higher, higher.

- Thank you for helping me. - Are you serious?

Do not you know that Kirill means helping to beautiful Angela

at any time.

I have not seen him for a few hours.

And I realized now that I have missed him so much.

I love you.