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KINOMEKHANIKA Film Company

What the hell?! Stop the car!

You'll kill yourself!

ANGELICA

- Good morning. - Morning.

My boiler doesn't want me to be clean. It broke down.

Can you help me out?

I can't fix it.

What a shame. What if an insolence award winner

asks you to use your shower, will you let him in?

Come in already.

Sergeant?

- Captain. - Then you've got something to lose.

The car's mine. Forget the papers. I'll deal with the assurance.

Thank you.

Ulya, I'm sorry. I fell asleep.

I'm not experienced in sleepy driving. I'll pay the repairs.

Forget it. I've cremated your bike, just in case.

Wait, you slept in the car?

Why didn't you tell me? I can find you a place to live.

- Don't worry, I'm OK. - Watch it.

See you at the party tonight. Don't worry about the car.

Sorry, I forgot that Lika can transform.

Sorry, I shouldn't have attacked Kirill.

I'm a journalist. Our weapon is word.

Come in, my rebel.

Nikita, I forgot to tell you. In my bathroom...

Hi.

Let me guess. His water was turned off at the main

- and you let him take a shower? - Yes. His heater broke.

- Yes. Got other thoughts? - Nope.

But why every time I come to my girl there's her half-naked old friend?

You were friends when you were kids. It's not polite to walk around half-naked.

- Nikita. - Know what? I wanna take a shower, too.

I'm one too many here.

In case you need body oil, it's in the bathroom.

Lika, please stay. We are big boys, aren't we?

You got no wii, so we'll get bored anyway, and so I'd better go.

Thank you very much and good luck.

Nikita, I don't want to explain it.

You'll make it up anyway.

- I don't know why you hate him. - You don't?

He made me sleep in the car last night. Can't turn my head now.

Why didn't you sleep at home?

I moved out the day you said you wouldn't live with me.

I've been homeless for a week. I sleep in all sorts of places.

OK, got to find a fridge box.

- They say it will snow at night. - Nikita!

OK sweethearts. Here's a math problem. There's a family

of two women and one man who cooks for them.

- The question is what the... hell? - Where will future journalists get drunk?

7 p.m. at my dad's place. He's going to Cuba with Yulia.

I guess I'll wake up with headache tomorrow. But in a Jacuzzi.

- Not the worst scenario. - Give him a foam party.

Ruin the parquet. Did he give you my necklace?

I reminded him. Save me from quoting. His decent words were only

'the necklace.' He meant 'forget the necklace.'

His mother gave me the necklace when I gave birth to you.

I'll get it anyway.

- Got to got to work. - Hey there.

- Hello. - Why that screwface? Ate a lemon?

- Rejoice, you're having a party tonight. - I'm not going.

Are you kidding me?

I've been arranging the party since the start of the semester.

If you don't show up, I'll give your number to all your minor fans.

They'll call you and breathe.

Congratulations on the end of the session. It's fifth session for Zhenya.

And 25th for you.

Where will you have fun tonight? What's the mid-education party venue?

The girls will tell me after. If their memories don't get erased.

That's right. Mid-education party is such a drag.

I beg to differ.

We had a great party. A friend of mine failed the exams.

But he got drunk anyway and went to the Dean to fire him.

Roman Alexeyevich got things to remember.

My opinion, you shouldn't skip those student events.

That's right, Zhenya. Have some fun there. I'll stay home

and tell the end of the Dean story.

- No, without you I... - Zhenya girl,

this is a rare case when men are right. Dad can give you a ride.

Join the student environment at least for two hours.

- One hour top. - No way.

Be there till the last drunk student.

Alex, I'm not an owl! Switch on the light!

Don't you dare escape. My people won't let you out alive.

Nikita,

I love you. Kirill's return hasn't change a thing.

You never had naked men here before.

You really think he can cross out all you and I have had?

For me, you'll always be

the Nikita I fell in love with in the first year.

Speaking of which,

I often picture this situation when you didn't notice me.

What you saw this morning is just a coincidence.

But I'm pleased that you're jealous of me.

Nikita, you're my man.

Kirill's just a snotty boy in stockings from my childhood.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry if I gave you a reason to doubt my feelings.

Great house. Put the booze and food there. The music will come this way.

Guys, I think I lost the spare keys.

If you find them, give them to me. Have fun, bros!

Great party, Alex.

It's better than in Saint Tropez.

Never been there, but I think it's better here.

And the band rocks!

Folks, take a boozing break.

Booze won't run out here, like in Turkish hotels.

There's someone I'd like you to know.

It's a really cool dude, my friend, who helped me arrange this party

and invite the band. Here's the Great Gatsby Kirill Rumyantsev!

He's here for a shower, too?

I swear I didn't know he'd be here. Plus,

I explained it to you in the bathtub.

- Should I repeat? - You should.

Message merits repetition.

Shut the front door! Mam?!

Zhenya, I'm so happy you're here.

We've not had much contact recently.

It means our personal life is getting better.

But my better half is not here.

Even if Parfyonov shows up, Roman won't come by.

Your IQ divided by two gives more than a hundred anyway.

Come up with something.

Can I borrow your phone for an evil idea?

Sure. Here you go.

Go on.

But don't exaggerate, 'cause it's time of respiratory diseases.

'Sir, come here! Zhenya broke bad.'

'Nice try, Zhenya. Have fun. Waiting for you in the morning.'

I'm too predictable.

My mother-in-law gave me the necklace when I gave birth to Alex.

Back then I thought, 'I wish I had twins.'

Perhaps she would've given me earrings as well.

But the bastard stole it from me.

Don't worry, mam, he'll wise up. All the Molchanovs are slow on the draw.

You know what? Let's divorce them.

OK.

Ta-da-da-dam!

- Take this! - Way to go!

And the karaoke marathon is open!

The first singer is undoubtedly Kirill Rumyantsev!

Clap your hands!

Who is he?

Judging by the attention Alex pays to him, he either wants something from him or...

No, there are no other options.

You've missed so many things.

- Let me tell you. - Hi everyone.

Alex's been praising me so much that I feel like a neighbor

who distributes wi-fi without password.

In fact, I only assisted in organizing this party.

Alex could've made it without me. Give him a hand.

Does your granny want you to be with Kirill?

- Nonsense. - Nonsense is my middle name.

So I won't pay attention to any advice. I'll ask Nikita to move to me tonight.

Check this out. Ta-dam!

- Keys to my apartment. - That's right.

Live with him and you will know if he's the one or...

Or Kristina will make him move out. She's perfect at it.

- I know where my necklace is. - What necklace?

Ah! We've been searching for a necklace.

He always used my birth year as password.

Turn around.

Bastard! He's changed the password.

- Nothing's sacred for him. - Calm down.

Calm down. I opened mail boxes with hairpins back in Saratov

to steal magazines.

He speaks so well that if I were drunker, I'd burst into tears.

Do you sing as well as you speak?

There's a duet song. But I don't want you to think I'm a psycho,

so let me perform it with an outstanding singer.

Vika Vershinina, I'll be happy if you sing with me.

No, not now.

Vika, If I stopped after every women's 'no',

I would still be a virgin.

I'm at my best today! Now hit the stage! Support Vika!

That's not fair.

She's slim thanks to you. He's using what you have provided.

Nikita, let me be your Themis. Just one kiss.

It will teach her a lesson and open his eyes.

Listen, is there a cocktail that will immediately make me feel like

him?

Put your brain in gear. I got to skip all intermediate stages

- and get wasted right away. - Wow! You need my advice?

OK, once you helped me with an essay. I'll help you get smashed.

Are we friends now?

Who's the house owner?

Me. Why?

Dad, don't... Don't yell. It's not my fault.

It's for you.

We got a safe crack signal. Say the code word.

Got it.

Abort. Let's go.

What have you done? X-Ray your head to check if there's any brain at all.

I asked you not to do anything.

Thanks to you, Dad will never give me the keys again.

It's not his house. He got it all thanks to me.

And now that gold digger's using it.

I fell in love with him when he used tea bags thrice.

Now I'm humiliating myself asking him for the necklace,

- which is actually mine. - Come on, Mom. Cut it out.

You just got to...

Stop living in the past. Be happy in the present.

Don't kill yourself. Forget the necklace.

Forget all that was, live now.

The necklace...

I'll give you tons of them.

You're my only Mom.

You're so big already. I don't need that lousy necklace.

I love you so much.

Speaking of which, I got a surprise for you.

- Here you go. - Wait, my surprise first.

It can't wait, it goes to bed early. Can you give me your tablet?

Sure.

I'll be right back.

Are you nuts? Intelligence and booze are incompatible.

Remember what you do drunk?

If I misbehave, Roma will be here before the police.

- Mam, what are you doing here? - Will your questions come to an end?

Mam, can you call Roman Alexeyevich and say alcohol's defeated my mind?

That's OK. Take two more cocktails and have fun.

- She can't have fun without him. - Please.

Well...

OK, let Mrs. Cupid sort it out.

Roman Alexeyevich, your girlfriend brought me to this goddamn party.

She poured her alcohol on my fur-coat. You got to come here. Now!

Thank you! Mam, you're so kind.

- But sometimes you're such a b... - Beautiful woman.

Now tell me who's next in line.

- Me. - Wow!

Hi everyone!

- Please play Elvira T. - Me first!

You've got to respect who's older. I mean, a little bit.

That's a rule.

Mom... I mean mam, what are you doing here?

If you have an announcement to make, just hang it on the wall.

This song is my gift to all students. Music!

- Hi Mom. - Hi sweetheart. How are your exams?

Aren't you hungry? When will you visit me?

Mom, I'm fine. Listen, I'm in love.

She's wonderful and so...

You'll see her right now. Switch on your PC.

You'll meet online in five minutes.

I'm so happy, sweetheart. Let me wake up your grandparents.

OK.

Baby Owl, Nikita is not your man. Your man is right next to you.

You know him. Don't let slip your happiness.

She didn't tell me.

I knew you had a teleport.

- You're never late for classes either. - It's way simpler.

I was waiting down your house all evening long.

Local old ladies even called me 'junkie' twice.

You've been doing great.

Your plan is good, too.

My plan is way more evil.

I wanted to dance with you here. We never did it before.

BABY OWL, NIKITA IS NOT YOUR MAN.

Lika, got a minute?

Be really quick.

I mean, time's ticking.

I got to go now, so I wanted you to know.

It's hard not to tell the most important words to somebody.

Lika, you're wonderful.

I can't stop thinking about you.

And I'm endlessly sorry my parents took me away 13 years ago.

If they hadn't done it, we would've had many things in common.

I couldn't help but tell you that.

Kirill, what are you doing?

We're only friends. I love Nikita.

Please never do it again.

Or we'll quit communicating.

Zhenya, you know where Nikita is?

- Kristina, where's Nikita? - I saw him over there.