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Granny! You don't care that

I want to be fat! Don't you?

Okay! I'll turn into fat by myself!

There's a variety of methods to gain weight!

I won't be active.

I'll get pregnant!

But it will not be long.

I know the best way.

I'll eat like a hourse!

ANGELICA

Good morning boys!

Who are you?

Lyosha! You're such a joker.

What a buffet? I'm not in tails.

It's a regular breakfast.

I'm got used to regular self cooking only.

Nikita, you should eat more, otherwise you'll be skin and bones.

- And abs. - Sorry, Margarita Sergeevna.

I always drink coffee in the morning.

I'll make you some coffee.

I'll have it on the way. Lyosha, bye.

If Nikita lived here,

I wouldn't have got gastritis.

Shut up.

Was I talking in my sleep?

Your snore was louder.

That's why Lika got you out?

She didn't kick me out! I did her a favor!

I left her with Nikita alone.

- I'm not the third wheel. - Aren't you?

I can leave you guys tonight.

We're going to the cinema.

An art house film "Milk and feather".

I see.

You've chosen it on purpose,

the will be no one.

It must be dad.

- Hi. - Hi.

Thanks!

Once I watched an art house film.

"A chess knight" or "A chess day".

About a man who buried a sparrow.

Kristina.

Got it.

While you parents away, you can...

- Hello Zhenya's parents! - Hello.

Are you leaving?

Did Zhenya feed you?

Yes, but I want more! Let's go to a cafe!

- We've never been there together. - Why?

We've got food in the kitchen.

Let's go to the park!

You're old, you need to breathe fresh air.

- Let's go! - Now I see.

I've seen this coffee before.

I got to go.

On the count of three, I open my eyes.

- Three! - Good morning.

- We are... - Learning heart surgery.

Good for you.

Arkady Evgenievich,

May I ask Zhenya out today?

To the cinema.

Not the back row.

You may.

Zhenya, why are you still in pajamas?

Roman, would you like some coffee?

It's too early for cognac yet.

We must live the way we want.

It's not loneliness,

it's independence.

I'll cope with everything by myself.

This is my freedom!

Don't bother me!

- Hi. - Ulyana is not here.

- I'm a... - You're a lier. I know.

What can I do to make you forgive me?

Why should I forgive you?

Once a liar, always a liar.

The best thing you can do is

to kiss Ulyana and make me fat again!

Ease up on cream.

Otherwise I'll have to help you as a doctor.

This is your business though.

You're adult.

But Zhenya is very young.

I supposed that our age gap

is not a problem anymore.

There's one thing.

You're more experienced. You were married.

Some aspects are

quite familiar to you.

But Zhenya...

Do you understand?

Not really.

I don't want you to do it

untill the wedding.

I think that

it's just between Zhenya and me.

I must be sure that it was not a mistake

to let her be with you.

You should be a gentleman.

- Okay? - Okay.

I'm 22. Very careful.

Not married.

Oh no, I am married. I just forgot it.

Great! I'd like to see the apartment.

Sorry?

No, I don't give massage to people.

It's not easy to find a place to live.

Nikita, do you want me to go with you?

We'll pretend to be a family.

Great! I'll be your son then.

Mom, what are you saying?

Thanks. I don't want to trouble you.

You're so caring.

My offer stands.

Bon appetit.

Is it a boy?

- I need a defender. - He is.

He'll show you his character.

Sign here, please.

Thanks. I've got a present.

A pet toy.

- Thanks! - Bye!

I'll call you Friend.

I have nobody to call a friend.

You will not betray me.

You won't cheat on me.

And you won't be jealous of your husband.

The only shit you bring

will be put in shoes, not my soul.

If it's Nikita, scratch him.

Nikita, I don't need flowers.

I need you to be fair.

Hi! I'm Bunny!

Let's be friends!

Bye! Lika has got a friend already.

I will not trade her for Ulyana.

Lika, honey.

The fear to end up on

the street blinded me.

I won't do it again. I'm sorry.

I didn't know that art house is popular.

It will not be art house anymore then.

A message from the dean's office.

Alla Viktorovna got ill, an exam will be held by

an excellent journalist,

a handsome man, Roman Alekseevich.

I'm handsome but strict.

That's good, Alla Viktorovna is not.

It's not interesting.

I'll send it to others.

Send it to me too, I'll see the details.

I'll definitely read your message.

The film is unsuitable for minors.

I'm an adult.

She's with me.

If you're accompanied by your parent,

it's okay.

- He's not... - Let's go.

To become happy,

I need to be fat.

And let traitors go...

Granny, you can try to stop me.

I'll eat as much as possible.

Didn't you get it?

Hi, what's up?

Stop the noise! You sing too loud!

I can't stand it anymore!

- It's going to be louder! - I'll call the police!

I don't care, I will buy them off!

Everybody's for sale.

Cleanilness standarts police.

Lyosha, I put your football uniform

into your bag.

Hey, I can't come today.

Mom, you got a yoga class today, right?

My yoga teacher got sick.

He hurted his feet.

When he was walking on glass.

- He's so clumsy. - Just like you.

I'll do it.

Nikita, I'll come again.

Listen, did you and

Vershinina actually broke up

or just take a break?

If I understood her right, we are over.

Are you giving up?

Do something!

Love is an endless struggle against...

against own demons.

That's a quote from one girl's profile.

You must fight for her.

Does your mother's

attention to me bother you?

I didn't provoke her.

I know.

It seems that she's starting a new life

after divorce.

Nikita, I can no longer

be your bodyguard here.

Take it. Find a realtor.

You are a true friend!

I'd rather be your friend than a stepson.

Wearing this,

I don't look like your father.

Your father is so modern.

It doesn't work.

I should have taken the yellow one.

It's my colour.

I'll try to get older then.

How do I look?

You look much older.

Three months older.

Let's emphasise it.

You're so beautiful.

Take a photo.

Show me.

Nice. Send it to me.

- I've sent it... - To my groupmates!

This is a group chat.

Well. I start a new life.

All the people who hurted me

should stay in the past.

Let's rearrange the room.

Stupid wardrobe! I'll do it!

Wooden monster!

Help.

Help! Help me!

Remember. No pets.

Especially children.

Okay.

No.

Excuse me?

I can't live without her.

Without who?

You may have pets if you want.

We can tell them it was a joke.

- Photoshop! - We made a joke on ourselves?

I hope it's a work call.

We have worked together so long.

But I get news about you from students.

Why didn't you share the photos with me too?

I can explain.

I don't care much.

But how will you explain it to the Rector?

Please, don't show it to the Rector!

Unlike you, I know what I shouldn't do.

You would cause problems to all of us.

Don't worry. I won't tell him.

- Thank you! - The ball cap doesn't suit you.

SEND TO: ARKADY BURDUKOVSKY

Friend.

You make more mess than Kristina does.

Take a mop and clean this!

I talk to a cat.

He deleted the granny's message.

But he just didn't want to loose me.

If he told me about Ulya,

how would I have reacted?

It could be worse.

Kristina made a mistake.

But it was Ulya who made her do it!

You want to see your mother?

Me too.

I'm so sorry that I was mad at my mom.

If we get expelled, we'll work as paparazzi.

We've got a good portfolio.

Focus on the exam.

I'll call you.

Movie maniacs have come!

How was a movie?

Unfortunately, we missed it.

Unforeseen circumstances.

Circumstances? That's how you call it?

What did you promise me?

You look great in the pictures.

The photos don't mean anything.

You got it wrong.

How you dare to say it to me?

Dad, stop it! Do you want me

to get out of home again?

You're leaving anyway.

It's useless to talk to him.

So sad the wardrobe has fallen on you.

But not the celling!

I could have stopped pretending I love you.

My favorite daughter is Diana.

Lika, you are not alone.

I'm also not alone.

I'm her bridesmaid.

She's given me a house in Sao Paulo!

Excuse me, I need to cut off her leg.

Lika! Honey!

Finally it's a good dream.

Are you okay? Do you feel any pain?

I'm okay.

I was afraid that I'd never see you again.

In your dreams!

Why is it so messy here?

I was rearranging the room when it fell on me.

If it didn't, I wouldn't have

understood how much I love you.

Forgive me! I'll never hurt you.

I will support you at any time.

Not on Tuesday and Thursday. Spa days.

I wish you came earlier.

We couldn't. I was preparing the poster.

Can I say something?

I need to return my suit soon.

Lika, forgive me for my mistakes.

You're beautiful, cute.

- Wonderful. - Shaggy.

Forever, I'd like to...

Always.

I host a TV show and I can't put it in words.

Angelika Vershinina.

Will you marry me?

Skinny, fat, in the ketchup.

I will be happy if you say yes.