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You turned into fat

when Ulyana kissed me, so what?

If I did something else,

there would have been no connection either.

Kiss Zhenya.

Why?

So we can check if my body changes

when you kiss another girl.

I won't take part in it.

- You're pushing it. - Guys!

What if we could control my metamorphosis?

I would take exams for both of me.

The curse would become a gift,

a super power!

- Kiss! - No way.

Kiss! Now!

What's going on? I can leave you.

Kristina! Come here, listen.

There might be a link between my

transformations and Nikita kissing other girls.

So now we need to test it.

- Would you help? - I must, this lamp is heavy!

I'm also wondering myself!

Is anyone interested in my opinion?

Nikita! Do me a favor.

- No tongue! - I'd better leave you.

My dad must be waiting for me.

Red-light place.

ANGELICA

You're not doing your best!

I'll do it!

Kristina! It's too much!

Let Zhenya do it then.

Do you see? It doesn't work.

I won't kiss all the girls in the street.

Maybe I should wait.

I'll probably turn into fat in my sleep.

If it's so, I'll sleep on the floor.

To avoid my flight out of bed.

Kristina, can I have a minute?

Okay.

- What's up? - Well, I've been thinking.

Let's switch rooms.

Do you take me for a loser?

I want Nikita to move in with me.

There's no space in my room

for the two of us.

My granny's bed would be enough for you.

That room is cleaner, there no dirty mugs!

The Wi-Fi is faster there.

- You'll feel good there alone. - Not alone.

Lyosha and I are getting back together.

I'm not going to live with the Dean.

The less we meet, the less we fight.

It might be later, but Nikita is moving now!

Kristina, do you want me

to help you pack up?

You do anything for him.

Did you forget who helped you to get him?

Kristina! What should I do? What to wear?

How to kiss?

I won't move to that room!

What if I start turning fat too?

I'm chained to my room!

Actually it used to be my room!

I gave it too you as you're my friend!

You promised to stay here for two days.

- I could have rented this room! - What?

Why am I grovelling and begging you

to let me live in my own room!

You want me to pay you?

- No way! I'm leaving! - Where are you going?

To a place where I will not be betrayed.

Thanks for picking me up.

You got the last rabies shot.

We used to be given 40 shots before.

Yeah. See you.

Your mom and I are going

to Saint Petersburg today.

I'll go to the conference

and spend some time with your mom.

I should remember my wedding vow.

- What time is your train? - We'll go by car.

Have a nice trip. Call me.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Kristina! Are you showering? - Don't you see?

- Did you sleep here? - In a classroom.

I'd better live here than with you.

When you give me money

for the clothes you ripped off,

I will rent an apartment.

I actually made up a list.

A lace jacket, three dresses,

jeans, a violet skirt...

I'll pay for your ruined clothes later.

Your parents could give you the money now.

- I won't ask them. - Give me your clothes then.

I'm still in yesterday's clothes.

Let's start with it.

What's with you?

- You'll tear it! - Just like you did!

Are you insane?

You are! You made me kiss your boyfriend!

- Take it off! - Get off!

We'll talk when you calm down.

I will wash my clothes!

You don't sleep well?

It's not your business.

I understand you.

Your shape-shifting friend causes problems.

Slim today, fat tomorrow.

I'd lost my mind too.

- What a b*tch! - What?

Not you, Vika! She made me keep it secret

but told everyone herself!

Vika and Nikita told me everything.

Did they tell you they got me out of house?

Lika tore my clothes and

doesn't pay me for them!

What clothes?

When she gets fat, the clothes get ripped!

She damages my clothes, not hers!

She keeps her clothes in a bag!

So she can't control it?

There might be a way. I'll tell you.

Which students are you hitting on?

During the exam period

they need to bring presents, not you.

This is a birthday gift for Alla Dmitriyevna.

I forgot I owe you money for the flowers.

Later. I'll join you after an exam.

As for students and me, it's outdated.

I don't date students anymore.

Don't go to extremes.

Take a closer look at your colleagues.

- Hi. - Hello.

Take a seat.

Thank you for sending me

the reports on time.

Wait a bit, I'll fill papers.

Why are you so serious?

Roman Alekseevich acts weird today.

He didn't bring me the morning coffee.

He didn't take me to a hospital.

Didn't call me, just texted.

I asked you to be quiet.

Do you see?

Have you guys done it yet?

We haven't, of course!

That's why he's so mad.

He hasn't had it long time.

It can't be so.

He knows that now is not the time yet.

Since when he's so understanding?

We did it quite early.

I don't need to know that.

I'm just helping.

He's not a teenager!

He's a man. He has some needs.

Zhenya, don't torture him. Otherwise he'll fail us.

I'd better tortue you!

Let's start.

I'd like to say a special word

about the "Dog Hunters" report.

This is an urgent issue. Good job.

You were bitten not for nothing.

Thanks for getting me joined.

My parents will be happy.

Let's go next.

Vershinina, Emelyanov.

It's too easy to do a report

about the channel you work on.

But I like the way the review was written.

I give you "A" in advance.

Next time choose something more interesting.

Sexam!

Roman Alekseevich, may I have a minute?

What happened? Are we fine?

Zhenya, I didn't want to rush things.

But I can't hide it from you anymore.

- It's not the right place to talk. - I know.

- I understand. - Do you?

Come to me tonight. My parents are out of town.

Roman Alekseevich!

We are waiting for you.

I'll be soon. Okay, I'll come at six.

I think that the kisses must work.

Let's check it!

I won't kiss him anymore. It doesn't work.

Wait! Guys!

We did such a great job!

Despite our problems.

Nikita, I need a bathroom.

Oh my god!

It does work!

- I'm coming with you! - To the women's room?

Kristina will help you! Go.

Nikita, don't worry.

She's allergic to our kisses.

Don't you find it interesting?

Kristina's kisses didn't work.

How do you know about it?

Maybe it works because we had something?

Hi.

You've got two tickets, can I join you?

So beautiful flowers!

- It was just sex. - I don't think so.

Our kiss makes her mutate.

That's enough. I need to go.

It's good that we don't have classes today.

Ulyana did it again!

It's not funny!

Give it back!

Perfect improvisation!

Maybe it's too much?

If you took from me such clothes,

I'd say thank you.

Don't forget she got you out of home!

I GOT CHANGED, IT'S OK. COMING HOME.

Right! Now it's her turn to sleep here.

What do you need in the ladies' room?

Are you going to change the gender?

It would be sad.

My stomach hurts!

The men's room is occupied.

If you get caught, say I didn't allow you.

- Come in. - Don't need to.

My friend texts me the men's room got free.

I'll go.

- Where has she been? - In a lingerie shop.

She might bought it as a present.

I know what a present it is.

I'm sure Roman Alekseevich will come soon.

We were right to wait behind.

Let's wait a bit more.

Plan A: to sneak in a cloakroom

and pick up my coat.

Plan B: run!

DEAN'S OFFICE

The dean's fur coat?

I did it.

Vershinina! Have you come to take an exam?

I'm not accepting students today.

You got the same fur

coat? It's not ethical.

Perfume is also the same.

Get in my office now!

So what? You miss exams, steal coats.

I just borrowed it for five minutes!

How to call the police?

Don't call the police.

I'm afraid you won't believe me.

Look.

We crossed the line. Let's tell the Dean.

If you tell her that you stole her clothes,

you'll get expelled!

What would you do without me!

This is the key to one of my father's

apartments. You can stay there.

Thank you! What about...

I'll deal with it.

- Thank you so much! - I'll send you an address.

You expect me to believe that?

How your clothes could be stolen in a toilet?

You were asleep in there?

It got hot there and I took my clothes off.

- And then... - Don't talk rot!

Nikita could find a better place

to frolic with you.

- He wasn't there. - I saw him!

He was walking around there.

I spooked him. The clothes must

have been stolen by your rival.

I'm tired of your dramas.

Come and get your documents tomorrow.

Am I expelled?

You may get reinstated

when you fix your head!

Let it be a gap year, please!

You are not lost yet.

- That's possible. - Thank you.

Nice rug.

That is for the yesterday's pig.

Lika! I was so worried about you!

You're not at home, not picking up.

Hi, come in.

Take your jacket off.

- No need to... - Take a seat.

Zhenya, I've been thinking a lot.

I prepared a speech.

Now I feel like I'm lost.

I can't find the words again.

No words needed. I got you.

Zhenya, you've got something wrong.

I thought you were going to say

that we need to break up.

I can't believe it. Me father forced you.

This is my decision.

You are good at lying.

- I didn't lie to you... - I heard that!

You lied to her.

- Do you love her? - Does it matter?

Do you?

- Yes. - Such an idiot.

You have to fight for a woman,

especially for my daughter.

- But you... - Don't mention that!

I expected you to be more insistent.

- Why are you here? - How can we leave!

My daughter introduces her boyfriend!

Have a seat.

Let's get reacquainted.

- Dad, what do you want? - Nothing.

The time will sort things out.

Where is our food?

I'm done. Zhenya, we are leaving.

- Where? - You look perfect tonight.

Let's go out. Just two of us.

- How about to talk? - No, thanks.

We've talked a lot.

I almost made the biggest mistake in life.

Let's go.

He's got something special.

Hi.

Kristina, where are you?

You want to switch our places again?

Come on, come back.

I've prepared your new room.

You'll be the first to shower, if you want.

I don't need your bathroom.

I've got an apartment.

I went to see my mom

and I borrowed some money.

Would you come?

Next time. I'm celebrating my new apartment.

Bye!

Ulya, hi.

The key is not working.

It must be sold! I didn't know that!

So sad. I'm sorry.

I can't talk right now.

Nikita, don't you know why I turn fat

when you kiss Ulyana?

Is it more important than your dismissal?

What if she will use it?

Lika, this is just a coincidence.

Are you sure?

But now?

Why it didn't work when Kristina kissed you?

Have you been intimate with her?