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As I promised, the exam is challenging.

You are supposed to do a report

on any subject.

It must be a true journalistic reporting.

Reports on clubbing and partying

are not acceptable.

You'll work in three-person teams.

I'm to join Zhenya and Molchanov!

Write it down! Please.

The team: Kristina, Zhenya and Molchanov.

You'd better to ask them first.

I'll take their absence today as a "yes".

They begged me to join their group!

Okay, I'm adding you to the list.

Okay. Well, let's go next to

Vershinina Vika.

I'll do it with Nikita.

And my cousin Lika.

Have you asked her?

Lika is not admitted to exams!

She is not included to the list.

Indeed. She can't join your group.

Roman Alekseevich, please!

Let it be me. I'll join this group.

I'm ready to help.

ANGELICA

Zhenya! Congrats!

You'll do a report with Lyosha and me.

So, you may feel free

to choose a subject. Great!

- I've got another plan. - What a plan?

To do nothing.

Zhenya, if Lyosha gets expelled,

we can't build a relationship.

We'll deal with your father.

I've got an idea.

I DON'T WANT THAT LIFE ANYMORE. BYE. ZHENYA.

I don't want this life anymore. Zhenya.

This will work! I used to do it when

my parents forbad me to see a gangster.

Since they saw it,

I've been allowed to do everything!

My dad should understand me,

I don't want him to get a heart attack.

To drop out is also not the best way.

What topic did you choose for a report?

I've got some notes about dog hunters.

You may use it.

Nice! Let me check this word.

Dog hunters are people who kill stray dogs.

The cold-hearted puppy killers? Zhenya!

Why haven't you chosen anything else?

Journalists must deal with urgent problems.

To draw people's attention.

How do I find dog hunters?

I know! I'll catch a stray dog,

put a microphone on it.

When they find the dog, I'll wiretap them.

You'll screw it up. I'll do it.

But my name must not be mentioned.

Okay! I need to call Lyosha.

Hi! I got you joined to our group

to do a report for the exam together.

Zhenya will do it, so you are free.

I don't care. Can't talk right now.

Miss you too, bye.

Let's broach the subject of mortgage!

"How to buy property in 250 years?"

We can talk to cheated contributors.

That's ridiculous!

Let's do a report about "Zed" Channel.

- We work there! - Do we?

I forgot to tell you,

I work for the Zed TV channel now.

I passed an audition successfully.

So now we are co-workers.

Congrats! But this is not a reason.

This is a poor material.

We could come, make some photos,

interview ourselves and that's all!

It's a good idea. What do you think?

The sooner we get free, soon stay alone.

- I'm needed at the studio. - So am I.

We'll do a report and add your name to it.

Now you can have a rest!

I can't miss such an event!

I can't let her play around Nikita.

This is the dog hunters' chat.

I joined it to gather material.

They meet every day.

Kristina.

Let's find out what time they start.

It's at five. We need to bring pills.

Don't you say we'll grab the pills?

Are you capable of that?

Actually you need it.

Okay, what pills do we need?

- Hi. - Hi.

I'll wait for you over there, okay?

Why are we in a hurry?

We run a new project,

the TV show about seduction techniques.

It'll be hosted by you and one girl.

Ulyana will be your co-host.

- Hi. - Look at the intro.

You, Ulyana, you're kissing

and then - will see.

Great concept!

Can Ulyana be replaced?

It's not a big deal.

But where do we find another girl?

Could you hire my girlfriend?

She looks great in a frame.

And she's good at improvization.

I feel more comfortable with her.

Okay, let's do the following.

At first, we'll make one shot of Ulyana,

and one more - of your girlfriend.

A director we'll choose one of them.

Let's start!

Guys, let's start!

What if they find out it's not a poison?

I don't think they taste it.

- I'll get you a face powder. - Okay.

- Mom, hi. - Hi.

I need your help.

I'm going to audition for one TV show.

They will choose between Ulyana and me.

Let me tell you how to get rid of her!

No, thanks. Could you send me a dress?

Sure, how many dresses do you need?

You speak hoarsely. Have you got a cold?

I'm good. I was given a mini pig,

I can give it to you, if you want.

I already have someone to clean up after.

I live with Kristina.

- Okay. I'm waiting for a dress. - Good luck!

He has to kiss her.

Well, if he had to kiss a hollywood star,

there would be a real reason to worry.

- Ready. - Thank you!

- Where is a makeup artist? - What happened?

Blue colour suits you so much!

- Hello. - Hello.

I've been texting.

- We want to be dog hunters. - Are you sure?

Yes, we are. We brought a poison.

We want to whack a couple of dogs.

Okay. You'll go with me.

Go where? First we'd like to know details.

You will see on practice.

We don't need it, we brought the pills.

You may use it next time. Let's go.

Hi everybody. My name is Nikita.

- This beauty is... - Ulyana.

We'll teach you how to pick up any person.

- This is the show... - "Pickup Artist's tricks".

Sh*t!

Now your turn.

I'm not ready, can we wait?

We have no time. Let's go!

I'm here.

Who is it? Where's Vika?

Vika?

So, you are my competitor?

I have no chance!

You said that my girlfriend can try.

This is Lika. My girlfriend.

Come here.

I thought you are dating Vika.

Vika may audition at any time.

But this!

No!

Well, okay.

- I need your help. - Call 911.

I'm serious.

Zhenya refuses to take exams.

She harms herself.

We need to join forces

and persuade her to stop it.

I'm begging you.

Bloody hell! Where are the mad dogs?

- We must have come to the wrong place? - Yes.

Does it often happen?

- How do you get the leads? - It depends.

Here it is.

I don't think so, it has an owner!

This is a pedigree dog!

Very expensive!

This is just a street dog. Let's feed it.

- You will do it. - Me?

It'll be your first time.

It's good that it didn't happen on camera.

I thought I'd never become fat again.

I've been skinny for three days!

It's good that no one understood.

I need to go.

Change your clothes and go home, okay?

Vika and you are the same person.

Oh my god!

What are you talking about? Nonsense!

Go out, I need to change clothes.

Lika and Vika have never been seen together.

You've got two passports.

Nikita knows it!

That's why he dated both of you.

- How could it happen? - That is! How?

No one would believe it.

I'll make people believe.

Just imagine the headlines:

she pretended to be two different people.

You even managed to make a fake passport.

No wonder. Your father is a deputy.

He'll have problems.

He made you a passport

and got her a place in the university.

Can you imagine the interest of scientists?

You'll be a lab rat.

What...

What do you want?

I want you to vanish.

Otherwise you'll be revealed.

Okay.

- I'll do it. - Great.

I'm sure it's a domestic dog!

Down! Down! It gets commands!

You see?

I don't see an owner. It's not domestic.

Do it!

I'm so clumsy!

- Did you change your mind? - I didn't!

I'm just saving pills, you put too much.

We are good at chemistry.

I see. The first time is always scaring.

I'll do it and you watch.

Don't eat it! Spit it out!

Another animal activist!

You need to have a rabies shot now.

We need to take the dog to a vet clinic!

You powdered my face really bad.

Marina, can I have a minute?

The key.

- What did he want? - The dressing room key.

He said not to let people in.

Fat b*tch! Why are you so stupid!

- What did I do? - I don't mean you!

Calm down.

Ulyana knows only about two of you.

She'll never believe that this is also you!

I'll lock you here and nobody will see you.

What's going on?

I'm practising.

Whose this pig is?

She is a pig!

You are a monster!

- Ulyana, stop. - Holly...

Let's talk.

Calm down.

When I saw it at first time,

I thought I was out of my mind.

I can accept her transforming into fatty.

Though this is also crazy. But a pig!

I beg you, don't tell anyone!

We can't explain it yet.

But I love her.

I love who she are.

Nikita, you're needed, now!

Zhenya!

We're coming in. No matter what.

It's good that I didn't return the key.

You collect the home keys of your students?

I don't want that life anymore. Bye, Zhenya.

Hello. Could you check please if you

admitted Burdukovskaya Evgenia today?

Evgenia Arkadyevna.

Where?

What hospital? Thanks.

Listen to me! No, this is insane.

You!

Oh my god. What did I say to you?

I told you to get out.

Do you understand a human language?

Be a human when I talk to you!

Turn into a human! Do it!

Ulyana, calm down.

I talked to Vyacheslav. We'll help you!

- We'll get you the best doctor. - What?

Lika has turned into a pig!

Excuse me. I'll grab my stuff.

Ulya, let's go on with shooting tomorrow.

Go home, have a rest.

We'll call you.

Someday.

Call her tomorrow and say she's free.

Okay.

Bravo! Nice job!

I won't let you forget it.

How did you wash off an eyebrow?

The operator shared some vodka with me.

I need to ask him again.

We'd better wash the pig too.

Don't tell him how you're going to use it.

Rabies vaccine practically

doesn't cause side effects.

What are you doing?

I told Lyosha I got bitten too.

To make him come here.

Zhenya! How do you feel?

I'm okay. Why are you so nervous?

I just got bitten by a dog.

Tell me then,

what is this?

Were you going to do it?

I thought of it.

I'm still thinking about it.

Well, okay. You won.

I won't invade your privacy.

If you think that he'll make you happy,

let it be!

Burdukovskaya, come here.

Thank you, dad.

Hi! Is Kiseleva here?

Hey, what's up, why are you so surly?

Has anybody died?

My hand hurts so much!

Unwind, mummy. A doctor told me everything.

I bought it.

I wish I was with you, I'd shoot you!

You fighting a dog!

Arkady Evgenievich, thank you.

If you really love my daughter, leave her.

Don't deprive her youth.

She already ran away from home.

Would you forgive yourself

if she committed suicide?

Okay. I'll talk to her.

I'll gather my wits and do it.

I hope she won't know of us speaking.

What if Ulyana tells someone about it?

She will not do it immediately.

So, we have time to figure it out.

Oh my god!

I'll never get used to this.

Wait.

I turned into skinny when you kissed me fat.

I turned into fatty

when you kissed another girl.

Granny?

Did I get it?