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Nikita finally wanted to kiss me fat.

By his choice!

What would have happened

if Kristina hadn't called me?

By the way, our Dean...

I won't eat this garbage.

It's regular food.

It's regular for those who don't pay.

But I do, so where's my private chef?

Kristina is the best at provoking people.

But Dean has got off lightly,

just a jump in blood pressure.

She will be okay.

But Kristina is not okay.

She said it in other words,

but I don't use such bad words on my blog.

I never thought she would love Lyosha.

A person whose crowning achievement

is winning video games.

Zhenya's things are going pretty quick.

I couldn't have imagined before that

she'd be in a relationship.

She's not afraid of bacteria

people pass along in kissing anymore.

ARKADY EVGENIEVICH. HER FATHER. A SURGEON.

LARISA VLADIMIROVNA. HER MOM. A HOUSEWIFE.

The pancakes are so delicious!

It's spinach. You never liked it.

- Are you in love? - Maybe.

At your age you must focus on studying.

- Who is he? - We met at the univesity.

In my life everything is not clear.

Yesterday's night complicated things.

If Nikita almost kissed me,

will he love me when I'm fat?

How will he treat the skinny verison of me?

Will he love both of us?

Can it happen? What should I do?

A message? But my blog is private!

Granny? You got married being fat?

I'll open the door.

Good morning, Roman Alekseevich.

Let's say 'hi'.

- Hi. You came to? - To give your phone back.

It rang when I was calling you.

It turned out to be with me.

I forgot about it.

This is for you. To start the day.

Our traditional morning coffee.

We are not religious

and we won't buy anything.

You got me wrong.

I'd be pleased to shake a hand of one of

the most distinguished surgeons in Russia.

Roman Alekseevich. A journalism professor.

Moonlighting as a courier?

Zhenya has already had a coffee.

Let her decide for herself.

There's nothing to decide. Take it.

- Go. - Let's have the defency to ask her.

The problem has got solved by itself.

- Bye. - Bye, Zhenya.

Bye, Roman Alekseevich!

Zhenya, would you explain why he got here?

Roman Alekseevish always

brings coffee to the best students.

He is our friend.

Students can not be friends with a teacher.

I'm also a teacher and I know it for sure.

I think their relations are quite normal.

It's very good.

It's good as long as they are

not more than friends.

- I'm dating a groupmate. - Good.

Invite him for a dinner tonight.

Did you send this photo?

Isn't it your new plan?

It's not me!

I haven't seen this photo before.

My mom told me that her wedding was

shot on the camera with lens covered.

Well,

let's just say that it was sent by granny.

Who else could it be?

I don't see any other variants.

In this way, she drops me a hint

to get married being fat?

A hint? She's yelling for it!

It is important to her.

When you're fat, marry Nikita!

That's not easy.

I'm not going to make him marry me.

There must be love.

This is the only way

to stop turning into a pumpkin.

- That's enough. - Don't eat dry food.

Make some coffee.

Okay.

- And one for me. - Okay!

- Put some milk. - Okay!

And sugar!

HI! I'M SLIM AGAIN. LET'S GO TO THE POOL!

Hello. What are you doing?

I help you. You help me.

- What should I do? - Listen.

- How is it? - Isn't it too short?

I take it.

Here you are!

- What are you doing? - Shopping therapy.

Unplanned. What happened?

- Is there new kind of flu appeared? - Worse.

My dad wants to see my boyfriend.

Is it a problem?

Age-mates have many common interests.

My dad is against it.

I told him that I date my groupmate.

Get him know another guy whom he'd like.

Good idea! I'll take Lyosha to him!

Thanks for reminding.

Are you sure that

your parents would like such a guy?

That's not necessary.

If my dad meets Lyosha, he'll see that

guys of my age are idiots.

Smart and well-mannered Roman Alekseevich

will seem to be the best.

- I've got to go! - Bye!

- Kristina! - What?

Are you feeling better?

May I go?

I want to see Nikita,

to talk to him about yesterday.

Don't do it! He's preparing a surprise

and I promised him to help.

What a surprise?

I can't tell you! This must be surprising!

I will blindfold you.

Mom, I've brought some healthy food.

- When will you go back home? - Why?

You both are going to finish me off?

We were just kidding.

To have some fun. Don't overreact.

I don't really like her.

Finally you got it!

Your girlfriend must be smart,

promising and educated.

Do you mean a young version of you?

Why is she calling? Hi, what's up?

You are so polite! I need your help.

- Otherwise my mom will kick the bucket. - What?

I'm saying, call me in an hour and we talk.

- Okay. - Bye.

Do everything she wants.

Don't make me nervous.

My heart can't take it!

When are you going to take it off?

Feels like you're selling me into slavery.

I should have gagged you.

Hi! Why is everything decorated?

This is your wedding.

I never thought she'd get married first.

My wedding?

Here is the fiance!

He's so handsome!

She's been waiting for you!

What's going on?

You invited me to the pool.

Did I?

Mom!

Let's start. My schedule is rough.

You get marry, so that

you will never get fat again!

I've prepared only for swimming.

This is not a mortage agreement.

Don't freak out!

Are you insane?

It is fake!

Registration is not fake!

Wedding certificate is real.

Wedding rings are here. Passports?

- Is it with you? - Are you serious?

My parents.

Arkady Evgenievich, Larisa Vladimirovna.

- This is Lyosha. - Aleksey. Hello.

- I have to take this. - It's okay.

Roman Alekseevich, hi.

Hi. Look,

I might have made

a bad impression on your dad.

I'm left with a bad feeling.

It's normal after seeing a doctor.

May I come over with a bottle of good

armenian cognac tonight?

He'll appreciate it as a doctor.

We can try to get along with each other.

Not today.

I've got a huge fever.

I mean, just a fever.

I start coughing.

You seemed to be okay in the morning.

I need to take pills. Bye.

It difies imagination that a surgeon

can do the surgery remotely

just managing robots

with an invasive method.

Fantastic!

With one hand he clicks a remote,

with another hand he does a surgeon.

I'm joking, of course.

It's not that easy, but I do like that

young people are interested in

modern medicine.

Recently I've written an article about it.

Journalists always must be aware.

Why did you choose journalism?

I've got many interests.

History, politics, literature,

there are a lot.

Once I realised that

journalism includes all of them.

Cheers to journalism!

I've never drunk alcohol

and I don't want to start. Thanks.

To talk about idols, I adore Larry King.

He wrote so many books.

He is a world-famous man.

I didn't know it. Could you quote him?

There is one thing comes to my mind.

Your fish

is fantastic, Larisa Vladimirovna.

- It's not Larry, it's me. - Bravo!

Tell us, how did you get closer to Zhenya?

Zhenya was going to write an article

and she asked me for a help.

And, you know...

That week was wonderful.

I realized I fell in love.

Not with the article, with Zhenya.

But the article was also great.

So sweet.

There is a cake!

I'll make some tea.

Lyosha, let's go to my room.

I've finished my article,

would you check it up?

Don't you mind?

I don't, of course.

What are you doing? Larry King?

- What an article? - What's wrong?

They like me. The mission is completed.

I need you to be natural, disguisting.

They must hate you.

Why didn't you say me that?

I've been searching the Internet

about surgery all the day, like an idiot.

I beg you to be yourself, not Einstein.

Okay. Will you play along for me

when my mom is discharged?

Okay.

Please, come in. We are having a dinner.

We have Aleksey today,

he's a very interesting person.

Hi.

- What the heck? - Indeed.

You are keep coming here, professor Roman.

Call me Roman.

Zhenya's won a competition.

This is her prize.

Cognac as a prize for winning competitions?

If you don't mind, I'd take it.

Zhenya and her boyfriend don't drink.

Her boyfriend?

Calm down, we are not dating!

- What did you say? - He can punch me!

Did he hit you?

He just was drunk. Because of Kiseleva.

Kiseleva Kristina? Zhenya's groupmate?

It sounds worse than it was in fact.

Could it be worse?

I never thought you'd lie to me.

Get out of here.

You too.

Why am I doing this? It's so stupid!

I never met a girl who

would be made to get married.

It must be beautiful.

How are you? Do you need more sedative?

What a nice suit!

You look better than me!

Don't worry,

we'll make a new passport for you after.

We've had worse situations.

Let's start!

At this beautiful day,

your Love boat is...

Please, go to the main part.

Nikita,

do you take Angelica

to be your wedded wife?

Yes, he does.

Angelica,

do you take Nikita to be your husband?

No. I can't.

This is fake. It must be different.

Wait, wait.

Don't you want to be a normal person?

Don't you want to get rid of this curse?

I told you.

You may cry as much as you can.

But I never let you be with this man!

I fell in love with him at first sight.

He's your teacher! 15 years older than you!

He'll leave you for another young student!

I forbid you to see him.

And Lyosha too.

Zhenya, you are so young!

You should date a guy of your age.

To grow up together.

Roman Alekseevich is nice,

but he already passed this way.

Don't deprive yourself of youth.

I know that I did the right thing.

Me fake yes wouldn't have changed anything.

My granny's wedding was true, I'm sure.

I want the same.

Hi.

Today I understood one important thing.

I want to be with Lika.

She's precious to me in any shape.

I feel bad that I got scared of the wedding.

If I get another chance,

I will definitely say yes.

I hope that you'll say the same.

I'm skinny again!

- So you were sincere! - Of course.

Why do people text me at the wrong time?

I didn't hear anything.

Sleepy,

wake up, we've got an exam today.

You kept me up all night, I can't wake up.

Check the News.

It helps me to wake up.

I take a shower.

LIKA, ARE YOU SURE THAT NIKITA IS THE ONE?

DON'T RUSH THINGS. GRANNY.

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