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Where is Nikita?

Did he see me fat and leave?

Of course, no one would stay with such a girl.

What if he's still here?

Granny! What if he saw the very transformation?

It would be better if he saw me in a two-piece swimsuit.

Or maybe it wouldn't, who knows?

ANGELICA

Shut your mouth or something will fly into it.

I didn't get enough sleep, you know?

Thanks for the compliment.

Lyoha, the subway is this way.

No one will let the car on the subway.

Let's go.

Are you coming or not?

- One can live in such a car! - No, it's not comfortable.

The toilet is outside.

You have two bathrooms at home, though. Also a hot tub and warm floors.

Did I spend the night with a tax inspector?

Do you have anything to hide?

Tell me the truth. The interrogation is tonight.

- The enhanced one. - I'm playing soccer tonight.

And after this my friends and I are going to the pool and sauna.

So send your subpoena another time.

Well, get ready to get out of the car, and I'm going to look for a parking spot.

- What? - I don't want to park by the university.

You don't like envious sights, I see.

No, but also they'll ask me to lift them or to take my car for a ride.

I know this stuff, I'm exactly like them myself.

Great! Get out here, and I'll find the parking spot.

Good morning!

I can't call a morning good after I found out that my ex-husband

married a young chick full of implants.

It happens.

I am so lonely! I am so sad and depressed.

I don't even have anyone to talk to.

I have no one to drink coffee with in the morning in bed.

Hands off!

I meant, your hands are so cold.

You're as prickly as a hedgehog.

Hello.

- I'm here to take the register. - Why are they even being brought here!

Burdukovskaya, why are you even here? You're not the monitor anymore.

- What is it? Muscle memory? - I'm sorry.

Evgeniya!

It's great you came over. I need to talk to you about one urgent matter.

It's about the yesterday's report.

Zhenya, thank you! You've just saved me!

You saved me yesterday as well. I owe you.

And as for what you, we... I mean, you decided,

well, there can't be anything between us.

A student and a professor together is wrong.

And what about... No, nothing.

If you you meant Kristina, that was a mistake which I don't want to make again.

Let's forget about everything.

Besides, a drunk fight in the restroom isn't the best memory.

And what happened later at your place...

Let's keep it between us, okay?

Goodbye, Zhenya.

Zhenya, are you okay?

Come on, girl, don't hide from us.

Roma and I won't be together for sure, so I don't mind if you two...

- Tell us! - Hold on!

What about the things I've been telling you before? Are they not important anymore?

Oh God. I have to listen to her story about her transformation in a new place again!

Can you believe this? Can you even believe this?

"Can you believe this?" Stop panicking!

Nikita woke up with Lika instead of Vika - what a big deal!

We don't know yet who he was waking up with before meeting you. He'll be fine.

And what if he saw the very moment of transformation?

How I got bloated? Then what?

Lika, half of the city say you doing that!

Your mom, the legislator, your sister, the police officers, and no one died!

I almost died this morning. Just imagine, I woke up with Vershinina beside me!

Look. Are there hickeys there?

There are no hickeys, no bruises, as I can see. Your back isn't broken.

Vershinina was gentle with you.

I didn't even drink anything!

Maybe just a little wine.

You were drugged so that the fatty could be with you.

The Beauty seduced you, and the Beast was loving you. All night long.

Getting pregnant so treacherously. At 4 am and even without declaring it!

So, bro, it's time to buy extra-extra large diapers.

Lika! Tell him you are pregnant!

I always said that when I didn't know what to do.

- Kristina, we did absolutely nothing! - So what?

If I were as righteous as you are I would still be selling tapes in Saratov.

And now I have a really good chance to move in the four-bedroom apartment.

One great option with an SUV.

I see. Okay, girls. Thanks a lot, it was really helpful.

I'll go find him and find out when he fell asleep: before, after or in the process.

Here's your Nikita, quite alive. Go and interrogate him.

Zhenya, did I tell you that Johnny Depp's grandmother has a cottage near Saratov?

- Who? - The grandmother.

Nikita, hi. Can I talk to you for a moment?

You can't do it without me, can you?

I need to go to the Dean's office to bring my fluorography results.

Fluorography? We brought it at the beginning of the year.

I made another one - I woke up in the morning and had nothing to do.

And I was thinking that...

Well, I'll see you around, okay?

What an interesting excuse! Flawless.

He definitely saw something.

Nikita!

You're just in time.

Come on, take a seat.

I'm sitting here and thinking,

what I should do with you.

What do you mean?

You've missed more than 40 percent of classes.

And 40 percent means expulsion.

Margarita Sergeevna, it's because we're filming the show.

I can make it up, if needed.

It's needed.

It's needed very much!

Right now!

I don't have a class now.

Perfect timing.

I can't do it right now - I need to go to the Dean's office.

At another department. I want to get one more degree.

But you promised to make everything up!

I don't feel your desire, your passion.

As a real man you need to take everything under control,

and prove with you rough and impulsive action that...

Get the hell out of here with your registers!

Or should I punish you?

Well, this isn't the best place, right?

Are you inviting me to your place? You're so insistent.

At your place at 7 pm sharp then. I can't say no to you.

- But you don't know where I live! - Oh, my boy.

Are you trying to play with me? I'm so excited!

Have you seen Vershinina over here?

No, should she come?

Okay, I'm eating fast, I'm speeding up, Vershinina!

I guess it's time for me to get out of here, too.

Relax, Nikita! Plump women are a gift for a man!

It's fun! I like the diversity, too. The more the better!

I mean, women.

There's too much diversity in my life recently.

One mature woman invited me on a date today.

Bro, do you want to be a daddy for the second time this week?

- Who is she? - She's a very impressive woman.

Like, everything about her is impressive, you know?

And I want to share such a gift with my buddy.

No! I'll leave and you'll stay at my place. Tell her that we live together and

that I left for the studio. You'll offer her a drink and then follow the situation.

She's great, I'm telling you!

No, I'll pass. I have someone for this stuff,

and I'm playing soccer tonight - see? I'm prepping.

You'll regret later that you refused. Okay, see you. Oh, just it eat already.

Nikita?

Are you busy with another fluorography test?

Your hair may fall out, you know?

We need to talk, Nikita.

If you want to discuss last night, I need to warn you that

I'll need a DNA test and some genetic examination as well.

What examination are you talking about? I just want to talk to you!

Fine, but not here. Everyone is watching us.

Nikita, I just can't hide it anymore. You need to know the truth.

I know, it's very hard to believe but

I am two people at the same time.

I have a secret.

I'm talking like Edward from Twilight. His story sounded more plausible, though.

- Well... - I know it.

- Really? - Yes, you're pregnant.

What? No, I'm not pregnant!

Then why did I fall asleep with Vika but wake up with you?

Because I'm Vika.

Vika and Lika are the same person!

We really are, it's some kind of curse, you know?

My granny and great grandmother had the same thing, my mom doesn't, though.

And they both had a husband and stayed slim afterward.

And now you're like my granny's husband, only young.

It's not that you're old or my relative but you can become the one for me.

What?!

Listen, I don't know what your plan is or what you were doing with me at night,

but from now on stay away from me. And tell Vika what I said to you.

Here comes Vika.

You can tell her yourself now.

Nikita!

Wait up!

Nikita?

Nikita? Nikita? Nikita? Are you okay?

Come on, get up. Get up. Are you okay?

Say something! Should I do CPR?

- There, there there... - You hit your head hard.

Look at me, I'm here.

- Vershinina, she... - Vershinina what?

Did she kiss you? It's awful, I agree, but it's not the reason to be run over.

- L-l-l... - Right, leave, we need to leave,

before somebody calls the traffic police. Easy, easy. Come on, get in.

Well, it happens.

Hold on, bro. Okay, okay. Where is this iodine?

- Let's treat your head with iodine. Okay. - L-l-lyoha.

She's a s-s-shape-shifter.

Am I...a-a grandpa? Her g-grandpa?

Yeah, I've heard it already. Damn, where's iodine?

Let's put a band-aid on your head, okay?

I d-don't n-need it.

I need... to go. I have a s-s-show to... host.

What s-s-s-show, bro? You're not w-w-well!

Nikita, I'm sorry. Please don't tell anyone about it, bro.

I'll do anything for you, anything!

I can run your show today if you want.

Or I can go on a date that woman, bro!

W-what

- w-woman? - A mature one.

With impressive features.

D-d-damn!

C-c-can you?

B-b-buddy!

Absolutely! Here, drink it.

I can even go on a date with Vershinina for you!

Bro, are you sure you can r-r-run the show?

I am

a p-pro.

As soon as I stand in front of the camera,

everything will be fine.

Recently the band Serebro released a new album.

The g-g-girls

- in the c-c-club... - Hey, amigo,

are you speechless after attending the album release party? That's cool!

Well, this release party took place in the club called Love Space.

The girls surprised everyone when they got on stage dressed as...

Judging by the signs Nikita has a somatic disorder.

Usually it is the result of a great shock.

In simple terms, he really lost it.

What a poor thing!

If he gets fired, he will never forgive me.

His job means for him the same as Nikita means for me.

Can we stop it somehow?

He needs to calm down, to be talked to.

But not the way you did it.

Otherwise his ward-mates will be Napoleon and Spider-man.

Keep it easy on grandpas, old men and curses.

Just calm him down.

Damn.

- Mom? - Lyosha?

What are you doing here?

Nikita asked me to replace him.

On his date.

And what are you doing here?

Are you...

No! No, I...

I came to Nikita to discuss his coursework.

Really? Do you always dance before discussing a coursework, mom?

Mom, have you gone crazy with the age? Are there no good options among your peers?

So your father can choose a young one but I can't! Put it back!

You're driving your dad's car but I'll have to get you off later.

- I'll deal with it myself! - Yourself?

Why didn't you enter the university without my help then?

Why can't you pass your exams yourself?

- Student Molchanov. - Exactly! My surname is Molchanov!

Thank God I didn't take your surname, otherwise I'd die of shame!

What should I say to Nikita now?

- That I haven't come. - Right!

Right. And don't you ever come here again.

Don't you ever come here again!

You're a disgrace to the family!

Look at yourself, a sorry attempt at Casanova!

- Listen to me very carefully! - Go change!

Well, "Fashion Ladies" magazine announced ten sexiest men of the year.

As usual the first place went to Brad Pitt.

LIVE

Now we know why he's got such a big family - to get 15 additional votes!

The singer Yolka...

You're a witch! Be gone!

We're live, you idiot. Shut up!

We've already started celebrating Halloween!

Although, it won't come soon, Z-TV channel is always the first...

Nikita, wait! Calm down, it's me, Vika!

- Be gone! - Listen, I'm not a witch!

- Stay away from me! - It's our family curse!

I want to show you my granny's photo album!

- Nikita! - I am baptized!

Be gone, you witch, leave me alone!

Ivan Dorn appeared on stage in a woman's dress.

Why not? He sang himself - "don't be shy".

I am baptized, baptized!

VJ Ursul was with you and...

Why is it happening to me?

Are you going to spend the night at your dad's?

Be careful.

I'm too young to be a grandmother.

And too old for my friends.

- Bye. - Are you going to kiss your mom goodbye?

Bye.

She can transform at any moment.

I understand that it's hard to accept it, Emelianov.

I still can't fully believe it myself, but it's true.

Where is Lika?

Can you promise you won't jump out of the window?

I'm sedated so much that I can barely speak.

Lika!

You two take over from here.

Thank you, Zhenya.

You can even kiss - this is a sterile environment.

Hi.

My name is Lika.