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It's so good this magic passed me by!

If I woke up fat, I would die immediately!

There's a possibility of it, you know?

Who knows what else was going on with our kin, right, mom?

You should have told me about it earlier, my darling!

I should have, especially when you almost killed me in the restaurant.

But you were so beautiful and so dangerous for my marriage!

Okay, fine. Goodbye.

Darling, I've settled everything with the police.

I told them it was Skolkovo's project.

The project where people gain weight and lose it really rapidly.

- A special project for the Olympians. - Did they buy it?

He can make anyone believe anything!

When he was running for a legislator, he was talking such nonsense,

but he was believed anyway.

Ivan Davidovich, can you ask someone to make me one more passport?

I'm afraid, I can't. A second passport is a serious deal.

I'll have to call the head of The Moscow Police,

invite him to hunt in a nature reserve.

He'll shoot the forester again.

And it's very... Well, of course it can be lobbied.

There's nothing impossible.

Aunt Nina!

Look, this is granny's friend.

And here they are... Look, granny is slim here and she's with Aunt Nina again.

Do you know where this Aunt Nina lives?

I guess so. We were at her place.

They were studying and then working together.

Let's visit her then! She must know something about granny's transformations.

- Right now? - Should I call you a taxi?

A cargo one.

ANGELICA

- 15 minutes have already passed. Let's go. - Stop!

Roman Alekseevich warned me he would be late.

He has never been late for classes.

Should we call firefighters in case there's a fire at his place?

Hello. You can sit down.

Today's topic is

online journalism.

Blogs.

It's because of your and Lyoha's photos. The result of your love games.

So, blogs.

Blogs are good.

I have a blog. I write there about...

birds and, what you call it, animals!

If you don't put away your phone, I'll stick it into your ass!

And I'll help her!

So, the bloggers. They...

Uliana!

are practicing a new approach to...

What are you laughing at? Don't you see he's unwell?

His pupils are dilated, his pulse is rapid, coordination is impaired.

These are the signs of an ischemic attack, he needs urgent medical assistance!

What attack?

Did you hear that? Ischemia is attacking!

His coordination!

Where are you taking me? I haven't told you so many interesting things yet!

No one is leaving here!

Otherwise I'll mark you absent!

Oh that smell!

The last time I smelt something like this was on the subway.

What do you want to know about Vera?

Come on, ask. But make it quick!

I have a lot of work to do. I need to clean the apartment.

She hasn't been cleaning it for 20 years and now suddenly decided to do it.

What do you know about my granny's transformations?

I know everything!

But she forbade me to tell anyone because it was a secret.

Please!

Tell me about it, please! It's the matter of life and death!

We'll be very grateful for your hep!

- What do you want? - You know, I'm very old now.

And there's a little mess here, it needs to be cleaned.

We can do it, right, mom?

And wash these clothes.

I can order cleaning services then. They'll do whatever you want!

Don't call anyone!

They'll come and they'll rob my apartment!

- Do it yourselves, slowly but yourselves. - Ourselves?

- Okay, if you say so. Right, mom? - No way!

Not in this and not with these!

It seems that I'll take the secret to the grave with me.

Mom!

Take your hands off. Take your hands off me!

Go and cuddle with Molchanov!

Roman Alekseevich, were you celebrating my absence in class?

Why didn't you greet me? Did you sleep well?

I've been dreaming about this all night!

What have you done? What the hell?!

Come on, comfort him just the way you can do it.

I've spent two years on stealing the legislator from another woman

so that I would never do such things again!

Okay, the floors have been moped.

Cat litter's been changed.

The nails and the clothes have been ruined.

Now tell us granny's secret!

Why should I tell you a secret?

Tell us or I'll put your cat in the bucket!

Okay, okay! Put the cat back!

Put it back.

Your granny and I were in love with the same guy in our youth.

Your grandpa Volodya.

And Vera was always cheating him transforming from fat to slim.

And this fool despite all these things chose her anyway.

Vera and I had a fight because of this.

We hadn't been talking to each other for a long time. Then I met her.

She was slim even after having a baby.

I started asking her about the details.

But she didn't tell me a thing!

What?

- Is this all you know? - Is this all you know?

Yes, but this is a secret!

So don't tell anyone about it!

I need some air!

We're leaving!

Roman Alekseevich, Molchanov didn't know you and Kristina were dating!

You've been hiding it so well that

even I haven't known it for two years. And he's stupid.

Where are they?

Roman Alekseevich, are you going to apologize to him?

Or are you going to punch him again?

What a jerk! Has he even got a sense of humor?

And why was he dreaming all night to punch me?

I don't know. Maybe it's because of your constant truancy.

Is every professor going to punch me in the face because of it now?

Lyosha, listen. Can you tell no one about this fight, please?

I'll do anything you'll ask.

What is it you want?

I want the same thing happened at the party to repeat.

Take your hands off her!

I got it! You two are together and I'm the one who spoils your happiness.

Shut your mouth!

I'll make you expelled from the university!

Actually, it's you who won't be working here since tomorrow.

I'm going to report the assault.

What's going on in there? Open the door, now!

Now we have the witness.

I'm as tired as a miner!

I can't even come up to you to give a hug!

My poor sweetheart.

Well, have you found something out?

Only the fact that granny and grandpa got married

and she remained slim forever after that.

So, you need to marry

someone's grandpa.

Dad, there is one old man in the Duma. I mean, a really old one.

I don't think, he's got so much time left.

Why don't you introduce them? Before it's too late.

No, thank you. I don't want to marry him.

Of course it's perfect when the first time happens at the wedding night.

But it's not obligatory nowadays.

You can spend a night with a man without marrying him and stay slim forever.

Okay, thank you all.

This is very useful advice.

The next video was taken on the beach in Acapulco.

And who else was taken on this beach by Nyusha you are going to find out next.

Unbelievable! Nikita is trying to find me!

He doesn't know yet that I'm already found.

He's so nice.

What if Nikita is my old man?

I don't know about you, but I just want to be on this beach with my girlfriend.

And have a lot of fun there!

We've finally reached the top three.

Yes, Nikita is my old man, I know it! Hooray!

Roma! You're like an angry bull!

I had no idea that this fake affair with Lyosha

would warm up our relationship so much!

This was a farewell kiss.

Go and warm up your relationship with your punk.

Well, Burdukovskaya, now I see why your classmates are so afraid to miss classes.

Margarita Sergeevna,

Molchanov and I

are dating.

He told me he loved me,

but today I've found out that he was cheating on me and I flared up.

Is it true, Molchanov?

DO WE STILL HAVE OUR DEAL?

Yes.

Yes, it is.

Forgive me.

Honey.

My big-eyed fish.

You're my life.

Okay, babe.

That's enough!

The university is the place for studying

but not for having love relationship.

Your behavior is outrageous, Burdukovskaya. That's why I...

- Are you going to expel me? - No.

This punishment won't be enough for you.

I'm removing you from the position of the monitor.

You may be free now.

Take it easy. You can skip the first class now, my fish.

Molchanov!

I've always been dreaming that you would be

that beautiful and slim. Like a princess from a fairytale.

I hope, exactly at midnight as in the fairytale

I won't turn into a pumpkin.

You should stay like this forever so that we could go shopping to Milan together!

What are you doing?

I'm taking Anzhela's photos for her passport.

- Her passport? - You asked me to make her a second one!

Inna, would you mind Anzhela and I going to Migration Service today?

She can't.

- Really? - Come on, let's find you matching shoes.

You're making way too big effect on my husband.

Don't turn slim in our house again, please.

Mom, you know that I can't control my transformation.

You should learn how to do it then!

Don't come here when you're slim, please.

Sorry.

Roman Alekseevich, wake up!

Kristina, leave me alone. I told you it's over between us!

Roman Alekseevich!

Wake up, Roman Alekseevich!

- Hi, Vika! - Hello.

I thought you'd gone missing together with your sister.

No. And we've already found my sister.

So, finally our host will take off this silly T-shirt.

Why silly? I think it's very cute.

- Excuse me. - Vika, wait.

We haven't discussed the details of your contract.

And its content depends fully on you.

You can become the star of our channel.

You'll attend different award ceremonies.

Not only Russia but even Moscow will be your oyster.

I'm not comfortable with your hand on my leg.

Keep it off, please.

So that's what you are.

Hi!

Actually, we were discussing the terms of her contract.

I am not satisfied with the terms.

Well, Vika is my real girlfriend, not for show numbers.

So your standard contract is out of the question, sorry.

Where am I?

Burdukovskaya?

Roman Alekseevich, would you like some chicken soup?

Or would you rather have a beer?

You're at my place.

I don't remember anything.

I've just remembered something, though.

The restroom, Molchanov...

I wish I hadn't remembered it.

How did I get there?

I brought you here myself so that no one saw you like this at the university.

It's so embarrassing.

Zhenya, thank you so much!

Roman Alekseevich, I can do anything for you.

Zhenya? Evgeniya!

Wait, did I tell you something while I was drunk?

Did I harass you?

No, no. Of course not.

One problem down.

I'm sorry, I should go.

Thank you again, Nikita, for saving me from your boss

and for searching for my sister.

You're very welcome.

Well, see you.

Bye.

Me and my sister are very grateful.

Why am I hesitating? What if I'm losing my chance?

Nikita!

- Nikita. - Yeah?

Would you like to come over? We can have dinner together.

Alright.

You know, I'll be rude to a professor again tomorrow to ge something like this!

Silly boy!

And what if it's not for love?

What if I use Nikita to stay slim?

Hey, what's wrong?

Nikita, don't rush this.

You're used to getting all at once, but I'm not ready.

All at once?

- You don't even know me. - What should I know?

You get everything thanks to your appearance.

My appearance. It only spoils everything!

I can't be sure if a person really likes me or just wants to use me.

- You know it yourself. - I agree.

Vika, you have no idea what I'd been through

before I became Nikita.

While in Ulyanovsk I was constantly told that

I should move to Moscow with such an appearance.

I believed them and came here.

I though I'd get a job at Ostankino right away.

It turned out that there were thousands of guys like me.

I've heard a phrase "Thank you, we'll call you back" for like 500 times!

Thank you, we'll call you back.

I slept on a mattress with bedbugs in one room with three builders from Belarus.

I was texting mom that I was okay, however I was so exhausted because

I had been placing the tiles for all day and working as a waiter for all night.

I picked up girls right before the closing time

because they were already drunk and well-fed.

Then I came to their places.

And not to do this but to wash my clothes it the washing machine.

Then I entered the university and had to find the third job

as I had to pay for my studying as well.

Everyone was saying "Look at this handsome cutie!"

And bread and mayonnaise were killing that cutie with heartburn!

I gave up after two years. I realised that I had to choose a more realistic dream.

I took a one-way ticket to my home town.

Now I see what people you call back.

I've been going to your auditions for two years and I haven't got a single call!

It means you're a bad host.

Or maybe because I didn't give you money,

or because I don't have big boobs.

And my parents are no oligarchs or politicians but retirees from Ulyanovsk.

It's possible but most likely because you're a bad host.

And what was your response?

Am I really a bad host?

A really leery Larry rolls readily to the road!

All in all, I failed.

You're an idiot, that's a fact.

But that's exactly who I'm looking for -

those who really want to work for our channel.

See you tomorrow.

And what happened next?

Then? Then I met you.

Maybe I was supposed to go this long way to finally meet you.