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I understand that this story hurt you, and I behaved like a jerk.

You're not a jerk.

Although, today you acted like a jerk.

You're the first girl to call me like that.

And I hope, you'll be the first one to forgive me for that.

I agree to be the first.

Thanks.

And I've just understood that I like you even more now.

My girlfriend and I are having a good time?!

Nikita set it up!

He kissed me to post the photo!

ANGELICA

How could Nikita do this?

He kissed me only to take a photo!

Lika, it's 5 am. We've discussed it for a hundred times!

And most importantly, he kissed me with a tongue.

It's so vile.

All these kisses with tongues.

Sex.

What are you talking about?

We only kissed and nothing else.

Yes, right.

Listen, I have a great idea! You should call him and say what you think of him.

I've called him like a hundred times already. He doesn't pick up.

And he doesn't answer my texts.

Why call? I should come and talk to him face to face!

He'll be at the studio today.

Right! The sooner, the better. And if the mountain won't come to Muhammad...

I don't mean that you're the mountain or Muhammad.

- Well, you got it. - Okay.

Thank God it's over!

Finally I'm going to sleep.

I'm not done with you yet.

Do you you recognize yourself? And who is it with you?

Is the photo too dark or not?

Burdukovskaya, what the hell? Are you playing a spy now?

- Give it to me! - Hands off! How could you do that?

Roman Alekseevich wants to propose you, and you're doing this.

- You must tell him about it! - I'm going to tell something to you now.

You will regret you were even born!

Choose, either you'll tell him yourself or I'll show him the photo.

Burdukovskaya!

Zhenya, I'm sorry I freaked out about the photo.

Lika was complaining the whole night, and I wanted to sleep so bad.

But when I woke up, I though you were right.

I need to tell Roma that I like Lyoha. He's funny, I like it.

Don't be mad. Here.

Let's make it up!

I feel bad - I don't like fights.

Friends again?

The coffee is so good! Colombian arabica!

I made you a bigger cup as it's free.

You should try it.

You know, drinking coffee is unhealthy.

Especially when it smells like meds!

There are sleeping pills combining with caffeine in here!

It could lead to dangerous problems or even death. Are you crazy?

I'm leaving!

Zhenya! How could you think of me like that?

Sleeping pills? I'll explain it to you!

What sleeping pills, Zhenya?

Is there anyone alive here?

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Why is she sleeping on the floor?

Well,

she leads a healthy lifestyle and sleeps on a hard surface. It's good for the spine.

My head is killing me.

Coffee!

I wouldn't drink it if I were you.

Anyone could have drunk from this cup, you may catch something nasty.

I don't care.

Stupid girl! I told you not to drink it!

It's all your fault, Burdukovskaya!

All I needed was deleting this photo!

Young mistress, it's me, Aigul.

I'm back and I'm going to clean everything.

We are making Nikita's show in this studio.

You can wait here, he'll come soon.

Thank you for walking me here and telling about this place.

My pleasure. You're our best host's girlfriend.

By the way, there's a vending machine with chocolate bars down the hall.

The best host of Z-TV channel.

Perhaps, he kissed his way in here. Jerk.

Greetings from your favourite host Lika Vershinina!

From Victoria Vershinina, to be more precise.

Why does this sudden liposuction happen at such a bad time?

Why am I even surprised? It's usual now.

It wasn't recording, I guess.

I should stop panicking and get out of here!

I should change first, though.

I almost got caught!

It's easier to hide 50 kilos than 100.

Pigeon? What the hell?!

I've told you so many times to stop riding this clunker!

We'll be on air in an hour, and our host is a one-eyed man!

Bring the makeup artist. Now!

Come on, fix him fast!

Hello? Police? Come quick, there's a body in the house! Gorki three building five!

Is Nikita okay?

Poor thing! I can't be mad at him anymore.

People can't see him like this.

Well, I can stand sideways.

Or you can turn your ass around and stand like this!

But Vyacheslav!

Vika? Hi. What are you doing here?

I wanted to talk about us.

I mean, about you and Lika.

- But I see you're busy. - Why didn't she come herself?

Is she still too young? She looks so, though.

You know what?

You should apologize to Lika. Your kiss was fake, and you don't love her.

I love my job, and Lika is a part of it now.

So, I love Lika partially.

You're such a bigmouth! You'll make a post today that Lika and you aren't dating!

Or what?

The live broadcasting may be canceled, and he's hitting on chicks here!

Security! What is she doing in the studio?

Today is awful! Ursul doesn't pick up.

You look like a crazy fan of Botox injections!

- Who will host the show? - I will!

I can host it.

Well, do you know what to do?

Do you really think that any stranger from the street can host my show?

Over there?

Hi, everyone! It's me - a VJ with a very stupid nickname.

You're watching another show talking about

some completely made up gossips about celebrities on Z-TV channel.

Who, with whom, why and how? You'll find it out after the commercial.

She can even write her own speech!

- It's today's script. Get ready. - Okay!

Hello. A distress call has been received from your address.

- Was it you calling? - Yes.

Dear police officers, I've been waiting for you!

It is such a disaster here! Come with me.

Look! My friends got too much and passed out, and I'm here bored and alone.

- Did you call us because of this? - But you guard the order!

And there's no order over here.

I'm in danger! I'm sad and lonely, and you should rescue me!

I didn't offer you a drink!

- What would you like? - Nothing!

Sasha, let's make a report.

So, you aren't going to rescue me then!

Very well then! I'm arresting you for failure to fulfill your official duties!

I'm going to call my father - he's a legislator - and you will be fired!

And your police station will be shut the hell down!

Okay, let's all calm down.

We're leaving as we have much work to do,

and you aren't calling either your father or us, please!

117: Gorki three building five. False call.

We don't need any problems with legislators.

You're watching "Show Biz Pro" on Z-TV channel. Celebrity news.

Yesterday Victoria Dayneko got stuck in the elevator.

She promised to sue the rescuers because they had saved her

before she managed to take a selfie.

Justin Bieber sold a lock of his hair for 40000 dollars!

It's a paradox but a famous actor Benedict Cumberbatch,

who played the role of Sherlock Holmes...

Poor Justin, let's raise some money for him!

Otherwise he'll start wearing a wig.

No panicking, it's just smoke, and I'm still slim.

Everything is fine, I should continue talking.

It's getting very hot in the studio!

So right after the commercial

something even hotter will await.

Stay tuned!

I have orthostatic hypotension.

Did you drug me with Clonidine?

Saratov drug dealer!

- You could have killed me! - Don't worry, I'm very experienced.

Anyway, it's your fault, you shouldn't have threatened me!

Let's see.

There's no photo anymore!

What is this?

Are you watching Roma?

I knew it! No normal student comes for the first class on Monday!

Are you in love with Roma?

Listen to me, you walking encyclopedia!

- He's mine! - Not for long.

A have a copy of the photo on my laptop.

And it's password protected - you won't be able to crack it

because you don't know Maxim Gorky's real surname.

Maxim Gorky's real surname is Diverson.

You're a bitch!

I haven't paid off the loan for it yet!

Easy, easy, easy!

You definitely have a gift.

And very good reaction for changes.

I have an offer for you. Would you like to host the show taking turns with Nikita?

For example, he takes Tuesdays, you take Sundays.

Why? My face will have healed by tomorrow. I can have a plastic surgery if needed.

Kutuzov, your contract clearly says that it's forbidden to change your appearance.

- But... - Don't thank me.

You can thank your clunker for it.

- Think about it, Vika, and call me. - Okay.

Vika, you should refuse this offer! This job is everything for me!

I'll do anything for you!

Only two weeks ago I would ask him to hold my hand.

But today... I'll turn down the job offer

if you announce that Lika and you aren't together.

And you won't do anything like this to her ever again!

Lately I don't recognize myself.

I didn't even dream to be with Nikita before,

but today I've made him break up with me.

The relationship was fictional, but still!

Nikita is a handsome and charming cutie.

He's a vile and mercantile scoundrel!

It seems that Nikita has just written about our breakup.

Now everyone will start feeling sorry for me and comforting me.

"It hurts to say it but my relationship with Lika Vershinina is over."

"She dumped me. Deep inside I know, it's for the better,

because it's impossible to be with a person capable for this."

He lied again!

"When I find this hippo in a skirt, she's done!"

"Poor Nikita. Hold on, we are here for you!"

"Nikita, honey, don't be upset. She isn't worth it."

"I hope you dead, you ugly cow!"

Actually, it should be "die", not "dead".

And what's this?

Vika, you should refuse this offer! This job is everything for me!

I'll do anything for you!

I'll turn down the job offer

if you announce that Lika and you aren't together.

And you won't do anything like this to her ever again!

So it's my fault, and he's all fluffy and innocent?

Vyacheslav, hello. It's Vika Vershinina.

I want to accept your job offer.

You'll fail. Roma isn't a physics Olympiad, you have no chances.

We'll see. I will fight for him!

What's wrong with you?

Are you out of your minds?

What's going on here?

And Diana, why hasn't she gone to the fashion show class?

- Is she sleeping? - Yeah!

- Thanks to her. - Don't you start! It's her!

She wants to take my Roma from me!

- You've finally confessed. Now I get it. - You knew it?!

You! You knew everything, my best friend!

I called you my best friend. From now on I won't tell you a thing about me! Ever!

Quiet!

It's mom calling.

Yes? Hi, mom.

Hi. We landed. We'll be at home in five minutes.

You'll come in five minutes?

Mom, I'm not at home, but the girls are here... there, they'll meet you.

- Okay? - Okay.

- Love you. Bye. - Bye.

- Lika, what are we going to do? - I don't know.

You started the apocalypse - you should save the planet.

Mom can't see me slim!

I'll take the back door.

Lika. Lika!