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I'm fat, awesome!

I've never thought I can say something like this

but it's the only way to visit mom.

ANGELICA

So what? It's just her friend.

And you made such a fuss about it.

Why do you even think it's granny?

Maybe it's her twin sister who she told no one about.

Or she edited herself in the Photoshop just to have fun.

- Photoshop? In the USSR? In the 70-s? - No, it's impossible.

So, mom knows nothing about it.

But I know that granny could turn just like me and didn't tell anyone about it.

Mom, did granny try to tell you about something... unusual?

Well, the last thing she told me about.

Let me remember.

She asked me to give you a present for your 21st birthday!

- No way! Where is it? - Come with me.

The answer must be there. Thank you, granny!

And now we are going to watch a great music video,

and we'll get back to introduce the latest chart to you.

- Hello? - May I speak to Vika?

There's no Vika here, but I can talk to you instead of her. I'm Diana.

No, thank you. Goodbye.

Mom, is there anything else from granny but the book?

- No, that's it. - Is a two-bedroom apartment not enough?

It means the answer is within the book.

"Those who miss classes I mark as absent."

"Don't you dare miss German literature classes!"

Nikita, look at what I did.

Bro, why are you so sad?

Can you believe it? Her sister's been ignoring me for days!

She even changed her phone number!

Bro, how long is it going to continue? I don't get it, is there no one else?

I need to make it clear with her first. But how?

Well, if you want it so much...

You should flirt with her sister and find out everything.

- Do you mean Vershinina? - Yes, why?

What should I say? "Hey, Vershinina, here's the pie.

And by the way, why is your sister ignoring me?"

- Hello. - Hello. Do you have a better option?

Actually, my friends are throwing a party tonight in the club "Adrenaline".

I even have a couple of free tickets.

- You want me to take Vershinina there? - Yes.

What if someone sees me with her?

Bro, it's a private party. No one will know you there.

So, you can have fun. There are even private rooms there, you know?

- Are you crazy? - Why not!

Just watch your back or she may eat you!

Burdukovskaya!

I've been thinking about you for the whole night.

Not in that way. Tell me, are you sure you like only girls?

Or maybe you liked boys once?

That's what I thought. It's because you have never dated a good guy!

- Do you understand what I mean? - It's too scary to guess.

You should go on a date! Awesome, right?

If you worry about the guy, relax. He'll be the best - I'll pick him myself.

He will be neat, he'll smell good - just like me.

So that it's easier for you to adapt. It'll be tonight, okay?

Kiselyova, if I refuse, you won't leave me alone, am I right?

- Yes. - Fine. One date!

- Good for you! - Girls, I've read the half of the book,

and I don't understand what granny meant. It's just about Van Gogh's life!

Maybe she didn't want to say anything,

just that a book is the best present, no riddles involved.

No, it can't be like this. There must be some meaning in it!

Maybe you should cut off your ears? Or what did he cut off?

No, she didn't even let me have them pierced.

Zhenya?

Zhenya, you're the cleverest among us. Help me sort it out, please!

Fine, let's do it today. We'll be thinking for the whole evening!

What? Burdukovskaya can't do it tonight - she's having a date with a guy. Let's go.

Nikita. I hope, he isn't offended by me.

- Is he coming up to me? - Hi!

- No, why-why-why?! - Hi!

- What are you reading? - What?

Sorry, the book is very interesting.

Now I see who goes to our library.

Should I say something or laughing is enough?

Lika, I have two tickets to the club tonight.

Will you join me?

Am I slim again or what?

Okay, Lika, calm down. Take a deep breath,

everything is fine, nothing weird is going on.

Is it a yes?

See you then.

Lyoha!

Listen, do you know why Nikita is talking to her?

To the fatty? Well, he invited her to a club, can you believe it?

- What club? - I said club? I meant a chess club.

Really? Lyoha, do you know that when you're lying, your nose is twitching?

Really?

- Is it okay now? - It's fine.

"Adrenaline", a closed party. Interesting.

Nikita asked me not to tell anyone. Don't tell anyone, will you?

Well, you know me.

There are very cosy private rooms, by the way.

This one or that one?

This one! Burdukovskaya, you must look stunning tonight, not like you usually do.

Sorry, nothing personal, but it's a club we're going to.

Girls, hi.

Kristina, can I get my nails done too?

I have a date tonight. With Nikita!

Did you manage to turn slim and then back again today?

No, he invited me in this form.

What's the catch? Is he doing it on a dare?

What are you saying? Maybe he really likes me just as I am.

Vershinina, wake up! What if you turn again? What will you do?

Right. I won't be able to lie to him anymore.

Exactly! You'd better read your book than go to the club.

I can't believe I'm saying something like this.

I should call him.

Put one more coat to make the color more vibrant.

Well done, Burdukovskaya! Your inner woman is waking up.

- Is Roman Alekseevich coming with us? - No. Roma left for a business trip.

So the timing is just great as we're planning to have fun tonight.

Well, I called him.

- I told him I had indigestion. - Very realistic and believable!

To you! I'm glad you could make it.

It's not that I had something else to do.

There's no way I would have stayed at home.

This isn't the main reason, of course.

The main reason is that Nikita invited me looking like this.

Although, the photo made some influence as well.

Fine, there are two main reasons.

Nikita, you didn't tell me why you had invited me here.

Well, it's because...

- Let's dance! - No, I don't want to. For now.

Say no more! Barman, we need something stronger!

We'll drink to you and your sister.

- By the way, how is she? - My sister?

She's fine.

Why do you ask?

I'm just making conversation.

It's very interesting to discuss everything with you.

Actually, we haven't discussed much yet.

And I'm already interested. Shall we drink?

Yes.

Oh no, it's the girls! I lied to them, so they shouldn't see me here!

Lika, change of plans. Come with me.

Wow, Zhenya, isn't it cool? It's my first time at the private party.

- Will this mysterious guy really come? - Yes, he's already here.

Hold on, hold on! Where exactly?

Let me introduce you: Lyoha, this is Burdukovskaya. Burdukovskaya...

Zhenya, this is Alexey.

Hello.

- Lyoha. - I'll be right back, Alexey.

Kiselyova, are you kidding me? It's not a guy, it's Lyoha!

It's your first date but you're already picky. Lyoha's a normal guy!

Right, but he drives my crazy. And it's mutual.

You know what? He says, he likes you. He just doesn't know how to show it.

And you promised me!

- Well? - Fine.

Great!

I'll be nearby.

- I got you a non-alcoholic cocktail. - Thank you.

You're welcome. And the straw is in the package, don't worry.

Everything is just the way you like it.

Shall we dance? We're not in the library, after all. So, come on, come on!

- Wow! - Uliana? What are you doing here?

And you? I guess, I missed the moment when you announced your relationship.

No, I'm just waiting for Nikita.

And Burdukovskaya asked me to show her where the restroom is.

- Right. - So, one moment.

Zhenya, you go straight down the corridor, and it's on your right.

Tell Nikita that I'm here somewhere.

- Are you embarrassed of me? - Well.

Zhenya, listen to me, please.

I thought you might feel uncomfortable.

You are our group monitor and I'm Lyoha, you know?

So, I was saving you.

- Sure. - What? I mean it!

Zhenya, I always do what I mean.

- What was that? - Did you want it on the lips? I got it!

Are you crazy, Burdukovskaya? I did everything according to plan!

What plan?

Wait, I don't get it. Was it a lie?

Kiselyova asked me to go on a date with you and said

you wouldn't ever mark me absent this year. Did she lie to me?

Did she?

Bloody hell. I'm working hard here, and everyone sees me in your company. Great.

- No, this was a deal and you kept it. - Do you mean it?

Thank God.

I don't really get it why you needed it, actually. Well, see you.

Bye.

- Bravo! - Do you like this karaoke-bar?

It's nice here. With you.

It's you turn. What song do you want to sing?

- Will you sing? - No, no, no.

- Come on! - I know a great song for you!

Lika, you can do it! Don't be a coward in front of Nikita!

I just want to love, Fly real high and never stop,

I don't want to be here trapped in, Want unplanned things just to happen.

And I want to meet new faces, Visit many different places.

Opportunities should come, Bring the dream-like outcome.

And just watch the sun that rises,

Hiding right behind the clouds.

Later check where this arises,

And how could this be just us.

I just want to love, Fly real high and never stop,

Fly like bird or aircraft, Want to make all people laugh!

Tell me, dear, who you are, Tell me, darling, where you are!

Give me answers, just a few, And you'll see that I'll find you!

And just watch the sun that rises,

Hiding right behind the clouds.

Later check where this arises,

And how could this be just us.

WELL DONE, DUMPLING!

Wonderful, wonderful!

- You're a great singer! - Thank you.

I knew that Nikita would like me like this. The girls were wrong!

- Thank you! - Lika, it's very stuffy here.

Let's go have some fresh air.

Bravo! Bravo, guys, it was an excellent performance!

Perhaps, it's time to go home.

- Who do you live with, by the way? - With Kristina. And my sister Vika.

I see. Listen.

- Do you have a karaoke machine at home? - Yes. Why?

We could continue singing at your place.

Oh my God! Is it what I'm thinking about?

KRISTINA'S BRA, TIGHTS, TOWEL. DIRTY DISHES (KRISTINA'S AND MINE)

Maybe... Maybe some other time? It's a mess at my place.

We won't see a thing if we turn off the lights.

The lights had better stay on.

As you wish. Let's go, shall we?

Hey, pretty boy, do you like me?

How about this?

What are you doing? Get away from my boyfriend!

Get away from my friend!

I dare you, come on!

Hands! Take your hands off me!

The Russians don't give in!

Release us immediately!

Universal Declaration of Human Rights adopted by resolution 217

of the General Assembly of UUUUN...

Well, it's definitely not just alcohol. Come on, show me your pupils.

I won't show you anything!

The oprichnik. The executioner!

Step back from the bars!

Burdukovskaya! Burdukovskaya, calm down!

They can get us arrested for 15 days because of you!

And send a warning to the university!

- No, they shouldn't do it! - Oh really?

You should have behaved in the club then.

And it's because of the guy! You kissed him so hard - I think, you are straight enough!

There are two more guests.

What a great team! Come on in!

Kiselyova?

- Chernyshova? - Yes!

Hi, Kiselyova!

Wow, you're in Moscow, too!

- I've been here for three years. - Unbelievable, Kiselyova!

I thought I was the only one of our classmates

to have achieved a better life. But now I see that you're just as me!

Well, not exactly like you. I'm studying journalism.

And I'm studying law!

What time does Vika usually come home?

Vika? Well, it depends.

Can I have a cup of tea? I have a tickle in my throat.

- Of course! Be right back. - Thank you.

I just want to love, Fly real...

Kristina!

I don't want to be here trapped in,

Want unplanned things...

No, granny, it's the worst moment to make me beautiful!

What have I missed, granny? I need to turn fat again fast!

These are definitely mine.

I've been to every police station trying to find them.

You told me there were two of them.

They are with us. They're new, came today.

What are you looking at? The clients' tastes differ.

Lika, where are you? Is everything alright?

Thank God Kristina is so sloppy!

Lika? I'm starting to worry.

- Hi. - Vika?

- You're at home. - Yes.

Lika had to go to buy tea.

Have you been at home all this time?

Yes.

And you didn't even greet me. You wanted to ignore me as usual.

No, nothing like that!

And I think, you did. Stop ignoring me! I'm sick and tired of your lies, you know?

If you don't need me, just say it!

No, we can't! You've just been on a date with Lika, you invited her!

Don't you understand? I did it just to meet you!

- That's awful. - I had no other opportunity to meet you.

Here we are!

We have guests, and Vershinina is slim.

Zhenya? Is everything okay?

Everything is great!

She just had a bit too many cocktails.

Vika, just tell me - yes or no. If no, I'll go away.

I'm sorry.

Goodbye then.

By the way, give my apologies to your sister.

She's really a good person.

Lika, what is it?

Did we ruin it?

You were right.

I shouldn't have gone on this date.

He'll never love the fat me, never!

Burdukovskaya, bring some water. And ice cream!

- Do you hear me? - Vershinina!

- Look at what I've found! - Get off, she needs to calm down.

- Wait! Do you see this painting? - So?

The same is hanging in my room, so what?

Am I really the only one drunk here?

Even during the repairs granny didn't let take it off.

Dear Lika,

I know what is going on with you but I couldn't have told you earlier.