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No, granny, I don't get it at all.

One moment I'm slim, the other - I'm fat. Now I'm slim again.

Is this a second chance?

Thank you, granny!

Lika, why are you shouting? Want some coffee?

- Yes. - Me too. Can you make some?

Oh no, you tore my dress!

If I had known you were so passionate,

I wouldn't have given you the last collection dress.

Fine, never mind. Tell me about Nikita.

There's nothing to tell. I turned into a fatty again.

Right in the bed? What happened to him? A heart attack?

No, it happened before the date, and I didn't go anywhere.

So, there'll be no story then, right?

What should I talk about at the university? Studying?

Boring!

Is the fact that I became slim again boring?

ANGELICA

I should have put on that skirt. Lika, buy your own clothes. Buy mine if you want.

Or even better, buy me new clothes and take my old ones for free.

I'll think about it. I don't know what is worse - when Lyoha trolled me,

or his moves now.

You'll get used to it and start enjoying it.

That cow is here.

Look, her notes are all over my coursework!

Unless I hand it in tomorrow, she'll expel me.

But she missed the half of mistakes.

What are you going to do?

I'll think of something, it's not my first time.

Here he is. I should come up and say I'm sorry.

No, I shouldn't. He probably won't talk to me after yesterday's incident.

- Hi. - Hi.

I'm sorry I didn't come yesterday.

I guess, there was a very good reason.

I got bloated.

I mean, something was wrong with my stomach, like food poisoning, you know?

I shouldn't have eaten that salad in the canteen.

Well, I'm glad to hear that.

I don't mean your poisoning, of course. It's that the problem is not with me.

It has nothing to do with you, Nikita!

Where's your cast?

It was taken off. Turned out, it was just a small injury.

The doctor wanted to see me again, that's why she had put it on me.

Listen, why don't we try everything again?

I mean a dinner, a movie.

Hi. What's up?

I hope I'm not interrupting.

You weren't talking about me, were you?

We were about to go to classes.

Nikita, can Vika and I have a moment alone?

I must find out where she bought this cool skirt.

One moment won't be enough. Okay, see you.

What are you doing here again?

In fact, I came here to study.

- My sister asked me, she's ill. - Listen to me.

You should enter the university first if you want to study here.

- It can't happen by your sister's request. - Really?

I thought, someone is here because of the father's request.

- What?! - Nothing. I need to go.

Vershinina, I'm so proud of you! Why can't I be that determinative when I'm fat?

- Is today your last day here? - Why?

You let people through by someone else's passes.

- Who exactly? - The girl over there.

I saw her in crime news this morning, by the way.

Stop right there!

It's a lie! Let go off me!

You got it all wrong, I'm telling you!

This is my sister's pass! And I left mine at home.

- Give it back, please. - I'll give it to her.

And you get back, don't block the entrance.

Lady, I told you to leave the building.

Please, I need to take notes for my ill sister!

It's not allowed!

Now I get it. I didn't know earlier,

that such professionals guard us at the university.

If I were you... Sorry.

- And what is your name? - Gennady.

That's my favorite name! So, if I were you, Gennady,

I would do the same.

But maybe, as an exception, I'll give you my phone number in exchange for my pass.

- I guess, it's possible. - Great!

My name is Uliana.

You can call me anytime.

Even at night.

As often as you like.

Hello, I'm Lika Vershinina's sister.

She got sick and asked me to take notes for her. May I?

- Of course. Take a seat. - Thank you.

The degree of public confidence in various sources of information.

Lyoha, is Nikita serious about this silly girl?

- I don't know and I don't care. - But I do care.

And the more I know about it,

the more you can get for it, do you understand?

Well-well-well, I think, I'm starting to care about it.

The modern press should follow the way of a dialogue.

Well, Roman Alekseevich's lectures are the only lectures

distracting Zhenya from studying.

The dialogue with the readership implies the reaction

to the text, people's interest.

- Baby! Have we ever met before? - Get away from me.

- Is she really Vershinina's sister? - No, it's Vershinina who lost weight.

Molchanov and Kiselyova.

- Repeat what I've just said. - It surely was about journalism.

Oops, I have no time left to answer. What a pity.

That's fine. You and Kiselyova are going to answer it later, in the exam.

Zhenya, is everything alright?

- Who are you dreaming about? - What?

I'm sorry, I was just thinking.

- Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Roman Alekseevich, you are so strict today.

Roman Alekseevich, you forgot about the register...

I'm sorry.

I asked you not to do this.

- What if she tells anyone? - Sweetheart.

She's my friend. If I ask her, she won't tell anyone.

Zhenya, what happened?

I've just seen Kristina

sharing her thousands of bacteria with Roman Alekseevich.

- You mean kissing? Damn, now you know it. - What do you mean? You knew it?

Why did you miss the classes yesterday?

- And you didn't answer your phone. - I was writing a coursework,

but the Dean didn't accept it.

Listen, can you talk to her?

And what should I say?

"You know, I'm sleeping with one of my students,

so could you accept her coursework, please?"

- Like that? - Yes.

Kristina, no one should know about us.

This is outrageous! The relationship between a student and a professor!

Zhenya! Zhenya, listen to me.

I'm asking you not to tell anyone about what you've seen, okay?

I don't care what is going on between you two.

But don't do anything like this on the register - I'm the one carrying it!

Kristina, any news on your coursework?

Coursework? No, nothing. Roma is being stubborn -

all because I didn't answer a few of his calls!

Fine, there were nine calls and four texts.

Okay, my second try.

Roma Alekseevich is doing the right thing.

She needs to make her head work.

She washes it, dye it. Now it's time for the head to be useful.

You said you didn't care.

Yes, right. It's not my business.

Well, I need to go - Nikita and I are going to the cinema.

Okay, bye.

Zhenya, I need to stay with Roma alone. Take the Dean somewhere, please!

Where? To have a romantic breakfast? I have better things to do!

Department of journalism.

Hello, it's the health inspector.

Your building is at high risk of being infested by very dangerous rodents.

You need to come right now to sign the papers

so that we could disinfect everything.

Otherwise it'll become an epidemic and everyone will die.

We have discussed everything with your superior and agreed

that there will be no epidemics for the next two years here.

Sort it out yourselves.

Cow!

Kiselyova, what are you doing?

I'm moving this palm tree to the window - it lacks sunlight.

Since when have you started caring about palm trees?

Just look how dry the leaves are! Come on, help me!

KABOOM

Whose car is that? The Dean's? Am I an accomplice?

Quiet! Don't shout!

Bloody hell!

Zhenya, you're on the lookout. Don't let anyone into the Dean's office.

- Kiselyova, are you mad? What's going on? - We'll talk later.

He's alone now in there. It's my last chance!

Bloody hell!

Leave! All of you!

Roman Alekseevich, I won't take long.

I'm leaving Moscow.

Tomorrow I'm moving to Saratov for good.

- Why didn't you tell me earlier? - I didn't want to bother you.

The Dean is expelling me because of the coursework,

and my parents arranged the transfer to Saratov.

It's going to be the department of geography, though.

The price was 5000 rubles cheaper.

So, I'm here only to say goodbye.

Stop! Wait, did it really happen just because of the coursework?

- Fine, I'll talk to the Dean. - No, don't.

- Roman Alekseevich, you'll have problems. - I'll have them if you leave.

I can't lose you!

The windshield is destroyed! If I find out who did it,

I'll tear their legs off and stick the palm tree in their place!

Margarita Sergeevna, you can't come in. I mean, I wanted to ask you about...

- Burdukovskaya, what's wrong with you? - It must be appendicitis!

- Are you sure? - Yes, take me to the doctor, I'm dying!

What is going on today? It's such a disaster!

It doesn't hurt anymore. Sorry.

Kiselyova, you have no idea what I had to be doing here!

Zhenya, thank you! You did it great!

There is only a movie about zombies versus aliens now.

- Well, it's about zombies and... - I got it.

- We should have taken more popcorn, right? - Really?

There's something on your lips.

I'll be right back.

I need to go to the restroom, okay?

Be right back!

- Hello? - Nikita wants to kiss me! What do I do?

Well, you keep your tongue to yourself for now.

Kristina, stop it! It's my first date ever!

It's Nikita! You've been waiting for this for three years!

You should act the way you feel.

But be sure that the bra and the panties are from one set.

- That's it, bye. - Okay, bye.

No, not this again!

I am fat!

Why are you screaming as if you've become fat just right now?

What should I do? What should I do?

I don't know what to do!

Lyoha, can you believe this? Vika stood me up again!

Everything was fine, we almost kissed.

But then she said that she needed to go to the restroom, and she doesn't come out.

Well, bring her some meds, show her that you are a real prince!

How should I get into the ladies' room? I'm here like a fool with two tickets.

Calm down and stay where you are.

Thank you one more time, Margarita Sergeevna. Goodbye!

Roma, you're so awesome! What did you tell her?

I told her that you had helped me to make presentations for some classes.

That's why you didn't have enough time.

- She let you hand it in when you're ready. - I'm ready?

Having more time is great, but I thought you would write it, as it's easy for you.

- Kristina, I have so many things to do. - Roma, you'll manage to do it.

You're awesome, honey.

- Margarita Sergeevna. - Burdukovskaya, what is it now? Diarrhea?

I wanted to put back the register, but it's closed here.

That's odd. Roman Alekseevich should be in there.

How interesting!

Margarita Sergeevna.

I was explaining some things to Kiselyova.

- About journalism. - Wasn't it too detailed?

Or, probably, I studied another journalism.

Vika, are you in there?

I'm coming in.

Excuse me, have you seen a beautiful slim brunette in here?

Sorry.

To the President of the Moscow University of Mass Media.

The letter of resignation. Full stop.

"I would like to inform you..." - don't make mistakes, Kiselyova.

"that I am resigning from my position."

"that I am withdrawing from the university" for Kiselyova.

"Due to personal matters."

Surname and signature.

Roman Alekseevich, you are a respected journalist.

You pulled some nonsense over on me!

"Kiselyova was helping me with some classes."

I saw her helping you with my own eyes.

And I almost saw what classes these were.

Should we put today's date?

I'll put the date myself.

If I see you two together again.

You may be free.

Hi, Nikita. I heard you're here all alone,

and there are two tickets. Want some company?

These flowers are so beautiful!

Ulya, you're just in time. Let's go.

- And what is the movie? - Here, look.

Wow, I really wanted to watch it!

I don't understand what is happening to me.

- One moment I'm skinny, the other - fat. - Lika, stop it.

Everyone has problems.

Now that cow is watching Roma and me.

It's all my fault.

Zhenya!

Zhenya, what's wrong?

It's not your fault you weren't there.

You're worrying more than I am. I used to think you were robot.

Sorry.

That's my cure for stress!

Nikita may never come up to me again!

Girls, I got it!

I'm Fiona from Shrek!

- What? - That's it! Look!

I woke up slim in the morning, I became fat at night.

Then I woke up slim again.

I see. If you decide, that you're Donkey from Shrek, tell me, I know a great doctor.

Bye everyone.

I'll go, too.

I am doomed to lead a double life.

In the morning and afternoon I'm Victoria - the conqueror of man's hearts.

And in the evening I'm fat and undesirable Lika.

There's one good thing, though - tomorrow I'll wake up beautiful again!

I should go to sleep so that tomorrow comes faster.

So, I'm not Fiona.

Who am I then?