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[ENGINE ROARING]
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY WERNER
PRODUCTIONS AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY
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ERIC, IT IS TIME.
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WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?
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IT'S YOUR HOUSE.
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YOUR HOUSE.
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LISTEN TO THEM UP THERE.
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THE PARTY HAS REACHED
CRITICAL MASS.
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IN 10 MINUTES, THERE WILL BE
NO MORE BEER OPPORTUNITIES.
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IF MY DAD CATCHES ME
COPPING BEERS, HE'LL KILL ME.
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I'M WILLING TO TAKE THAT RISK.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
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JUST REMAIN CALM,
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KEEP MOVING...
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AND ABOVE ALL,
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DON'T GET SUCKED
INTO MY DAD'S HAIR.
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WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
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JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT.
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AND, ERIC...
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COLD.
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DEFINITELY COLD.
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[CAPTAIN AND TENILLE'S
LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER]
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♪ YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL ♪
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♪ SOMEDAY YOUR LOOKS
WILL BE GONE ♪
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OH! OH! WATCH IT, ERIC.
HOT PIZZA ROLLS.
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COMING THROUGH. HOT. HOT.
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KITTY, WHERE ARE YOU?
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OK. TAKE TWO. THERE'S PLENTY.
THERE'S PLENTY COMING.
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IS EVERYBODY GOOD?
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I KNOW. I KNOW.
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VIENNA SAUSAGES
ARE SO VERSATILE.
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♪ LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER ♪
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HI THERE, ERIC. HA HA HA HA HA!
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Eric: MR. PINCIOTTI.
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SO, ERIC, HOW DO YOU
LIKE BOB'S NEW HAIR?
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ISN'T IT GROOVY?
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IT'S INCREDIBLY GROOVY,
MRS. PINCIOTTI.
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AH, YEAH.
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IT WAS MIDGE'S IDEA.
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IT'S A PERM.
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ERIC.
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HI, DAD.
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WHAT THE HELL
HAPPENED TO BOB'S HAIR?
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BEATS ME.
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HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE
A POODLE'S ASS.
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BOY, JUST WHEN YOU THINK
YOU'VE SEEN EVERYTHING...
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A POODLE'S ASS
WALKS INTO YOUR PARTY.
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ERIC, DON'T USE THE "ASS" WORD.
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YOU'RE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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YES, SIR.
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OK. PIGS IN A BLANKET. HOT. HOT.
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KITTY, IS THAT YOUR
TOYOTA IN THE DRIVE?
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RED...
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A TOYOTA?
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YEAH, IT'S MINE.
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I'LL TELL YA, THE LAST TIME
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I WAS THAT CLOSE TO
A JAPANESE MACHINE,
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IT WAS SHOOTING AT ME.
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WELL, HONEY, IT IS THE
GAS CRISIS. WHAT CAN YOU DO?
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AND YOU KNOW, BOB,
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THOSE S.O.B. S AT THE DEALERSHIP
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OFFERED ME A LOUSY $400 TRADE-IN
ON THE VISTA CRUISER.
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AH, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
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IT'LL RUST IN THE DRIVEWAY
BEFORE I TRADE IT IN.
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HONEY, IT IS RUSTING
IN THE DRIVEWAY.
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HEY, POP, I'LL TAKE
THE CRUISER OFF YOUR HANDS.
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I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S A PUMP SUCKER.
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WHAT YOU GOT THERE, ERIC?
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BEER.
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I FOUND IT JUST SITTING...
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YOU KNOW...
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AROUND.
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WELL, PUT 'EM AWAY, SON.
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WHY, I INTEND TO, SIR.
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OH, HONEY, HONEY,
ON YOUR WAY TO THE BASEMENT,
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COULD YOU POP THESE
IN THE FRIDGE?
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THEY'RE WARM.
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HA HA HA HA!
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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CHECK THAT OUT.
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I SEE THAT EVERY DAY.
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HE'S ALIVE!
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GOOD NEWS.
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MY DAD...
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IS THINKING OF GIVING ME...
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THE VISTA CRUISER.
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YOU'RE GETTING A CAR?
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OOH. HAVE I TOLD YOU HOW
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INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE
YOU ARE, ERIC?
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NO.
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Michael: YOU TOLD ME
HE WAS CUTE.
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NO, I DIDN'T.
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I REMEMBER, 'CAUSE YOU SAID
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NOT TO SAY ANYTHING
IN FRONT OF ERIC.
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LET'S FOCUS ON WHAT'S
IMPORTANT HERE, PEOPLE.
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FORMAN STOLE SOMETHING.
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TO FORMAN!
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- ALL RIGHT!!
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YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAD?
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THIS IS THE PROUDEST
DAY OF MY LIFE.
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♪ HANGING OUT ♪
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♪ DOWN THE STREET ♪
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♪ THE SAME OLD THING ♪
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♪ WE DID LAST WEEK ♪
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♪ NOT A THING TO DO ♪
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♪ BUT TALK TO YOU ♪
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♪ WHOA, YEAH ♪♪
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HELLO, WISCONSIN!
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WOW, MARCIA.
A FOOTBALL IN THE FACE.
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THAT'S GOTTA HURT.
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OUCH! MY NOSE!
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THAT'S GONNA BE HUGE
IN THE MORNING.
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HUGER THAN MY BOOBS?
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WELL, BIGGER THAN THE LEFT ONE.
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WHY ARE WE WATCHING
THIS WITHOUT THE SOUND?
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I AM TOTALLY CONFUSED.
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HERE. USE THE EARPHONE.
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SO...
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WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH THE VISTA CRUISER?
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THE DEAL IS,
THERE IS NO DEAL YET.
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SHH!
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HOW ARE WE GONNA
GET TO THE CONCERT?
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SHH! SHUT UP.
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WHAT CONCERT?
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UH...
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TODD RUNDGREN.
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WHEN?
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THIS WEEKEND.
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OH, WHO'S GOING?
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UH...
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ERIC AND DONNA AND ME AND HYDE
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AND THE FOREIGN KID, FEZ.
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PRETTY MUCH EVERYBODY.
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AND YOU.
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OH.
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GOOD. GOOD. GOOD. GOOD.
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THANK YOU
FOR TELLING ME, MICHAEL!
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WELL, I'M GETTING A SODA.
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YEP. ME TOO.
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SIT DOWN.
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YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO
TO THE CONCERT, IS THAT IT?
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I DIDN'T KNOW
IF YOU LIKED MUSIC.
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MICHAEL!
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I DIDN'T INVITE YOU
TO THE CONCERT
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BECAUSE I KNOW YOU REALLY
DON'T LIKE MY FRIENDS.
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DID YOU TELL THEM THAT?
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NO.
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MICHAEL, DON'T TELL
OUR PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS
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TO OTHER PEOPLE, MICHAEL.
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WE HAVE TO HAVE OUR OWN
PRIVATE CONVERSATIONS.
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ALSO, I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D BE
INTERESTED IN TODD RUNDGREN.
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I MEAN, LIKE YOU SAID,
HE'S NO FRAMPTON.
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I LOVE TODD RUNDGREN.
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I HAVE THE 45 OF HELLO, IT'S ME.
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REMEMBER THE NIGHT
WE LISTENED TO IT?
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WE CAN HAVE FUN AT THE CONCERT,
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ESPECIALLY IN THE CAR
ON THE WAY BACK.
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OK, YOU CAN GO.
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ONLY IF YOU WANT ME TO.
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OH, I WANT YOU TO.
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JACKIE...
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I GUESS YOU'RE GOING
TO THE CONCERT WITH US.
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YEAH!
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MM-HMM. I CAN'T WAIT.
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SO, MICHAEL,
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YOU WANT TO GO BACK TO MY HOUSE
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AND LISTEN TO
TODD RUNDGREN RECORDS?
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YEAH. SURE.
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OK. BYE.
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YOU KIDS HAVE FUN! BYE!
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BYE-BYE NOW!
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OH, THEY'RE SO DARN CUTE.
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THE MINUTE YOU TURN YOUR BACK,
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THEY GO AT IT LIKE DOGS.
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OOH, THEY'RE FRISKY.
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YOU CAN'T LEAVE THEM ALONE.
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NO.
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YOU KNOW...
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MY SISTER THINKS THAT WE...
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SHOULDN'T BE LEFT ALONE.
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US?
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YES.
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WE'RE ALONE NOW.
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WELL...
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YEAH.
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ERIC...
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RELAX.
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WE'VE LIVED NEXT DOOR
TO EACH OTHER FOREVER.
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YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME
WHEN I WAS 4.
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REALLY?
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AND THERE I WAS ALL DAY LONG
ON THE HIPPITY-HOP.
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STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
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STUPID!
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STUPID.
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EVER SINCE YESTERDAY,
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I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU.
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I MEAN,
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I'VE KNOWN YOU
PRACTICALLY MY WHOLE LIFE.
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I WANT YOU.
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I WANT YOU SO BAD.
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ERIC, IT'S A CAR.
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LET'S JUST LEAVE
THESE TWO KIDS ALONE.
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YEAH.
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SAY, HEY THERE, DONNA.
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HEY, DAD.
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AH, YOU KIDS.
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STANDING AROUND THE DRIVEWAY.
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IT'S SO DARN CUTE.
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YOU KNOW,
YOU MAY NOT REALIZE IT,
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BUT THIS IS THE MOST FUN
YOU'RE EVER GONNA HAVE.
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SO IT'S ALL DOWNHILL
FROM HERE, SIR?
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YEAH.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
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HE GOT A PERMANENT.
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SO THAT'S PERMANENT?
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♪ BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY,
BABY, OH ♪
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I MAY NOT SAY THIS RIGHT
BECAUSE I AM NEW TO ENGLISH...
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BUT SHE HAS
TREMENDOUS BREASTS, YES?
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MICHAEL, WHO IS THIS GUY?
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OH, THAT'S FEZ.
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HE'S A FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT.
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WHO DO WE EXCHANGE FOR HIM?
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DONNA, I HAVE TO GO
TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
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DONNA!
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I, TOO, MUST GO TO THE BATHROOM.
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ERIC?
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NO, IT... DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY WITH GUYS.
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KELSO, HOW MUCH LONGER
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ARE WE GONNA HAVE
TO DEAL WITH THE WHOLE
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JACKIE EXPERIENCE?
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DON'T WORRY.
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I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER.
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NEVER GONNA HAPPEN.
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IT'S OVER.
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SHE'S CUTTIN' IN
TO MY FREE TIME.
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[HIGH-PITCHED VOICES] ♪ I... ♪
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♪ AM HOOKED ON A FEELING ♪
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♪ I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING ♪♪
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SO, IS RED STILL THINKING ABOUT
GIVING YOU THE CAR MAYBE?
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[SNORT SNORT]
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HA HA.
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EVEN IF WE DO GET IT,
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WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME SERIOUS GAS MONEY,
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'CAUSE THE CRUISER'S A BOAT.
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I KNOW IT'S A BOAT.
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THIS WHOLE GAS SHORTAGE BITES.
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WHO'S GETTING A BOAT?
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THERE IS NO GAS SHORTAGE, MAN.
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IT'S ALL FAKE.
251
00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:31,588
THE OIL COMPANIES
CONTROL EVERYTHING.
252
00:10:31,756 --> 00:10:34,466
LIKE, THERE'S THIS GUY
WHO INVENTED THIS CAR...
253
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,593
THAT RUNS ON WATER, MAN.
254
00:10:36,761 --> 00:10:38,595
IT'S GOT A FIBERGLASS,
AIR-COOLED ENGINE
255
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,431
AND IT RUNS ON WATER.
256
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,726
SO IT IS A BOAT.
257
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,233
NO, IT'S A CAR.
258
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:55,904
ONLY YOU PUT WATER IN
THE GAS TANK INSTEAD OF GAS.
259
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,864
HA HA HA HA.
260
00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,784
AND IT RUNS ON WATER, MAN!
261
00:11:06,957 --> 00:11:10,335
I NEVER HEARD OF THIS CAR.
262
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:13,088
HEY, JACKIE'S GOOD
FOR GAS MONEY.
263
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,342
YOU ARE SUCH A WHORE.
264
00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,554
WHEN DOES THE BOAT
GET HERE, WHORE?
265
00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:25,850
ERIC!
266
00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:26,810
YEAH, DAD?
267
00:11:26,977 --> 00:11:28,561
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
268
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,398
ERIC...
269
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,609
YOUR MOTHER AND I
HAVE BEEN TALKING.
270
00:11:34,777 --> 00:11:39,030
SINCE I'VE BEEN CUT BACK
TO PART-TIME AT THE PLANT...
271
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,783
AND THE, UH, THE HOSPITAL
IS SO CLOSE,
272
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,284
I CAN TAKE THE TOYOTA TO WORK,
273
00:11:43,452 --> 00:11:46,996
AND YOUR MOM CAN TAKE THE BUS.
274
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,667
HONEY...
275
00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,377
HONEY, REALLY, I'D RATHER WALK.
276
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,337
WHEN I RIDE THE BUS
IN MY NURSE'S UNIFORM,
277
00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:57,549
PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOW ME
THEIR SCARS.
278
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,217
THEN I'LL DROP YOU OFF
ON MY WAY TO THE PLANT.
279
00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,010
WELL, NO. I DON'T WANT
TO BE ANY TROUBLE.
280
00:12:01,178 --> 00:12:01,886
THEN ERIC CAN DROP YOU OFF.
281
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,054
OH HONEY, HE'S A TEENAGER.
282
00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:03,722
HE DOESN'T WANT TO DROP OFF-
283
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,849
WELL, IF HE CAN'T DROP HIS
OWN MOTHER OFF AT WORK,
284
00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,896
WELL THEN, I'LL BE DAMNED
IF HE'S GETTING A CAR.
285
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:08,727
OK.
286
00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,061
EXCUSE ME.
287
00:12:10,229 --> 00:12:11,521
AM I GETTING THE CAR?
288
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:14,399
WE DIDN'T SAY THAT.
289
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,569
THINGS DON'T JUST DROP
INTO YOUR LAP, ERIC.
290
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,863
NOT IN THIS LIFE.
291
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:24,033
A CAR IS A RESPONSIBILITY.
292
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:25,201
YOU'LL NEED INSURANCE.
293
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,288
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW MUCH INSURANCE IS?
294
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,081
A CAR IS A PRIVILEGE.
295
00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:33,209
OIL CHANGES, ROAD FLARES...
296
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,504
FLUIDS. THAT'S YOUR JOB!
297
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:40,633
A CAR IS NOT
A BEDROOM ON WHEELS.
298
00:12:40,801 --> 00:12:43,344
ALWAYS YIELD. ALWAYS.
299
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:48,767
LAURIE'S FRIEND GOT PREGNANT
IN A CAR. DON'T LET THAT HAPPEN.
300
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:52,812
IF I FIND ONE BEER CAN
IN THAT CAR, IT'S OVER.
301
00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:57,692
AND NO DOUGHNUTS, EITHER.
302
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:59,444
ANTS.
303
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:03,031
SO...
304
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,325
DO I GET THE CAR?
305
00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:15,084
BITCHING!
306
00:13:15,252 --> 00:13:16,795
ERIC.
307
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,506
NOT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER.
308
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,674
THANK YOU, POP...
309
00:13:21,842 --> 00:13:22,967
SIR.
310
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:25,929
YEAH. WELL...
311
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,389
CLEAN THE ATTIC.
312
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,232
KELSO, THAT'S SWEET.
313
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:38,900
ACTUALLY, I'M RIDING SHOTGUN.
314
00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,068
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
315
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,861
WELL, I'M NOT RIDING
IN THE BACK.
316
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:43,905
WHY DON'T WE LET ERIC DECIDE?
317
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,073
ERIC?
318
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,491
KELSO...
319
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,618
GET IN THE BACK.
320
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,414
TAKING IT FOR A SPIN, EH?
321
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:54,374
YES, SIR.
322
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,543
WELL, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
323
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:57,836
OH, UH...
324
00:13:58,003 --> 00:13:58,711
ONE MORE THING.
325
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,214
VERY IMPORTANT. ABOUT THE CAR.
326
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,716
SHE'S OLD, SO...
327
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,426
NO TRIPS OUT OF TOWN.
328
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:07,345
EVER.
329
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:08,888
UNDERSTOOD?
330
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,348
WELL...
331
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:14,686
HAVE FUN.
332
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,564
WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT.
WE'RE NOT GOING.
333
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,315
ERIC, DO YOU WANT TO GO?
334
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:20,775
HE SAID NO TRIPS OUT OF TOWN.
335
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,111
IT'S YOUR CAR.
DO YOU WANT TO GO?
336
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,280
HE'S GOD.
337
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:29,075
I THINK GOD WOULD WANT US
TO GO TO MILWAUKEE.
338
00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:32,495
ERIC, YOU ARE A 17-YEAR-OLD MAN.
339
00:14:32,663 --> 00:14:34,330
I'M GONNA GO WITH
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
340
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,458
IT'S YOUR DECISION.
341
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,919
IT IS MY DECISION.
342
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:42,797
AND MY DECISION IS...
343
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:43,965
WE'RE GOING TO A CONCERT.
344
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,550
YEAH!
345
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,219
[CAR LEAVING]
346
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,679
OH.
347
00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:51,180
THE KIDS ARE OFF.
348
00:14:51,348 --> 00:14:53,057
I WONDER WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
349
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:57,395
OUT OF TOWN.
350
00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,897
ARE YOU SURE?
351
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:00,440
OF COURSE.
352
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:02,567
I TOLD THEM NOT TO.
353
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,408
SO I GUESS THEY'LL BE GONE
FOR A WHILE.
354
00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,160
YEAH.
355
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,749
LET'S GO.
356
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,884
I'M TELLING YOU,
WE'RE OUT OF GAS.
357
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,260
WE'RE NOT OUT OF GAS.
358
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,638
IT'S THE BATTERY.
359
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,556
IT'S 6 YEARS OLD
AND SHOT TO HELL.
360
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,183
I KNOW WHAT.
361
00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:36,351
I'LL JUST CALL MY DAD.
362
00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:38,478
KELSO, TELL HER.
363
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,188
HE CAN'T TAKE THE CAR
OUT OF TOWN.
364
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,023
I'M NOT CALLING HIS DAD.
365
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,441
JACKIE...
366
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,984
PARENTS TALK TO EACH OTHER
367
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:48,988
ABOUT HOW WE SCREW UP.
368
00:15:49,156 --> 00:15:50,740
WHY WOULD THEY TALK ABOUT THAT?
369
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:51,908
THEY CAN'T HELP IT.
370
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,785
LOOK, SAY THERE'S A PARTY, SEE.
371
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,371
AND ALL OF OUR PARENTS
ARE THERE. TOGETHER.
372
00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:58,122
HI, RED. SAY, ISN'T IT GREAT
373
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:02,001
ALL OUR KIDS
ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS?
374
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,045
YES, JACKIE'S DAD.
375
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:08,633
THEY'RE QUITE THE GANG OF
YOUNG PEOPLE. HA HA HA HA!
376
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,928
[HIGH-PITCHED] KITTY, I LOVE WHAT
YOU'VE DONE WITH THE KITCHEN!
377
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:15,974
YES. AQUA AND YELLOW.
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
378
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,851
YAK, YAK, YAK.
379
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:19,811
SPEAKING OF KIDS,
380
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,981
WASN'T IT LUCKY AAA PULLED
ERIC'S BUTT OUT OF THE FIRE
381
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,428
WHEN HE TOOK
THE CAR TO MILWAUKEE
382
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,360
WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION?
383
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,528
WHAT?
384
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,113
WHY, THAT TWISTED LITTLE MONKEY.
385
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,699
I'M GROUNDING HIM FOR 10 YEARS.
386
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,118
KIDS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
387
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,285
I SAY WE TORTURE THEM
388
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:41,249
WITH PLENTY OF POINTLESS
RULES AND ADVICE.
389
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,417
HEY, EVERYBODY,
390
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,961
LET'S HUSTLE.
391
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:53,129
[ALL HUMMING FROM SONG
DO THE HUSTLE]
392
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,433
NOW... WE ARE IN
THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
393
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,270
AND I HAVE TO GO
TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
394
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,397
DONNA?
395
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:06,983
SO...
396
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,609
WHERE YOU GOING?
397
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,861
RUNDGREN CONCERT.
398
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,446
COOL.
399
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,489
SO... WHAT, DO YOU
WANT A BATTERY?
400
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:15,116
'CAUSE I CAN GET YOU A BATTERY.
401
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,743
ARE THEY CHEAP?
402
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:19,037
OR POSSIBLY FREE?
403
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,997
32 BUCKS. MINIMUM.
404
00:17:21,165 --> 00:17:22,457
ALL RIGHT. I TELL YOU WHAT.
405
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:23,750
WE'LL TRADE YOU OUR BATTERY,
406
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,628
PLUS 5 BUCKS FOR ONE
OF YOUR BATTERIES.
407
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:30,715
WELL, THAT'S A REALLY
SWEET DEAL, MY FRIEND...
408
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:32,133
BUT HOW ABOUT THIS?
409
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:35,887
HOW ABOUT ONE BATTERY
FOR TWO CONCERT TICKETS?
410
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,014
NO, WE CAN'T GIVE UP
TWO TICKETS.
411
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,976
OK.
412
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,062
IT'S EITHER THAT
OR NONE OF US GO.
413
00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,229
SO WHO'S OUT?
414
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:47,398
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS JACKIE.
415
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,610
OF COURSE JACKIE.
I MEAN, JACKIE'S GONE.
416
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,487
BUT WHO ELSE?
417
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,863
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
418
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,784
JACKIE'S DATE?
419
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:01,120
COME ON. YOU KNOW
I'M BREAKING UP WITH HER.
420
00:18:01,288 --> 00:18:02,955
YOU GUYS ARE CHOPPING ME OUT!
421
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,916
I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO HER
FOR A GOOD HOUR.
422
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,043
A REALLY LONG HOUR.
423
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:11,130
GOD HATES ME.
424
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:15,843
HOW CAN YOU SAY GOD HATES YOU?
425
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,097
AT LEAST YOU HAVE
A WOMAN'S LOVE.
426
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:20,264
BE HAPPY...
427
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,266
WHORE.
428
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,230
THIS SUIT IS FOR LEISURE.
429
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:31,359
BUT MANY TIMES I WEAR IT
TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
430
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,284
HEY, GUYS,
431
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,745
HIS DATE IS A MAN.
432
00:18:42,913 --> 00:18:44,497
I'M OK WITH IT.
433
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,084
WE ARE SO COOL TO BE OK WITH IT.
434
00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:51,003
I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
435
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,924
KEVIN.
436
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,721
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.
437
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,897
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
438
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:11,732
NO. IT'S A BOY SCOUT BELT.
439
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,484
THE BUCKLE'S GOT A BIG...
440
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,988
NO. MICHAEL, BEFORE YOU SPEAK,
PLEASE HEAR MY WORDS.
441
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,533
I THINK WE SHOULD BREAK UP.
442
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:21,701
NOW?
443
00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,995
YOU'RE NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME.
444
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,164
I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.
445
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,081
REALLY?
446
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,457
YEAH!
447
00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,794
OH, MICHAEL, I AM SO GLAD
YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK UP.
448
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,129
YOU WERE SO NICE
TO GIVE YOUR TICKET AWAY
449
00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,714
SO YOU COULD BE WITH ME.
450
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,382
WELL...
451
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,967
YEAH.
452
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,137
THAT SAYS YOU DON'T NEED MUSIC,
453
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,722
CONCERTS,
454
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,932
FRIENDS...
455
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,685
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED, MICHAEL?
456
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:51,772
I DON'T KNOW.
457
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,525
ME. YOU NEED ME! M-E, MICHAEL!
458
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:55,693
YEAH.
459
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,195
I... I GUESS.
460
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,614
YEAH. YOU'RE JUST
TOO SHY TO SAY THAT...
461
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,492
LOVER.
462
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,702
SO...
463
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,621
WHEN WERE YOU A BOY SCOUT?
464
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,672
♪ HELLO, IT'S ME ♪
465
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:18,925
WHAT A GREAT NIGHT.
466
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:20,176
YOU KNOW, IT'S AMAZING
467
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:24,138
WHAT ONE ACT OF CIVIL
DISOBEDIENCE CAN DO FOR YOU.
468
00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:26,265
I MEAN, THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
THAT'S WAITING TO BE DRIVEN TO.
469
00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:27,850
WE COULD GO TO...
470
00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,019
CANADA.
471
00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:33,147
WE GOT A NEW BATTERY.
WHAT'S STOPPING US?
472
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,483
YOU KNOW, I THINK
CANADA CLOSES AT 9:30.
473
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:37,235
YEAH.
474
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:40,738
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
WOULD HAVE DONE THIS
475
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:43,282
IF YOU HADN'T TALKED ME INTO IT.
476
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:47,870
I DIDN'T TALK YOU INTO ANYTHING.
477
00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:49,747
WELL...
478
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,833
I'M GONNA CALL IT A DAY.
479
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:56,212
GOOD NIGHT.
480
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,512
BY THE WAY...
481
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,639
THANKS FOR THE RIDE.
482
00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,732
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
483
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:21,279
I JUST... WANTED TO SEE
WHAT IT WAS LIKE.
484
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,490
WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
485
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:27,618
YOU WERE THERE.
486
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:30,079
YEAH, I... I WASN'T
READY FOR IT.
487
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,123
WHAT WOULD YOU
HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY?
488
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:33,291
I DON'T KNOW.
489
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:36,460
SOMETHING WITH MY LIPS.
490
00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,878
SOUNDS GOOD.
491
00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:41,299
LET'S TRY THAT NEXT TIME.
492
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:45,219
WHEN EXACTLY IS NEXT TIME?
493
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,971
GOOD NIGHT.
494
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:51,726
YEAH, I'M REALLY GONNA
SLEEP AFTER THAT.
495
00:21:57,232 --> 00:22:01,068
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496
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:05,072
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497
00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:10,536
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498
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:15,499
♪ THAT YOU GOT TO HAVE FREE... ♪
499
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,667
♪ FREEDOM ♪
500
00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:21,797
♪ 'CAUSE I NEVER WANT
TO MAKE YOU CHANGE ♪
501
00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:25,217
♪ FOR ME ♪
502
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,011
BOY, WE'RE GOOD! HA HA!
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WE ARE REALLY GOOD!
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