Original subtitles

- TONIGHT... - LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK,

I'M GONNA PUT MY HEART ON A PLATTER FOR YOU TO STEP ON IT?

- THE EPIC TWO-PART BEVERLY HILLS REUNION BEGINS.

- I KNEW I HAD A SKELETON.

I KNEW I HAD A GREAT BIG DEMON

HIDING IN THAT CLOSET.

- DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY BRANDI?

- IN A SENSE, YES, I DO.

- BUT I DON'T TALK [bleep] ABOUT MY FRIENDS BEHIND THEIR BACK.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

- THAT'S NOT WHO I AM,

AND THAT IS ATTACKING MY CHARACTER.

- IS THIS WHAT YOU DID TO ADRIENNE FOR NO REASON?

- WHAT DID I DO TO ADRIENNE?

- JUMP IN AND GET ALL MEAN. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE?

- NO, KIM, IT'S NOT. - THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE,

BE A MEAN, NAUGHTY, LITTLE GIRL.

- SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM.

- I AM.

- I THINK THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP.

- THAT IS THE MEANEST THING YOU CAN SAY.

- YOU THINK YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM?

- ONE GLASS OF WINE HELPS A LITTLE.

- THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

- REALLY, WHY DON'T YOU SAY

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA IN PARIS?

- YOU'RE A LIAR.

- YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR.

- I DON'T MEAN IT.

- HEY, EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN,

JOINED BY THE FABULOUS AND RADIANT LADIES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

HI, LISA. - HELLO, DARLING.

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. VERY EXCITED TO BE BACK.

IT WAS SO MUCH FUN LAST TIME.

[laughter] - HI, KYLE.

- HELLO, ANDY. - EVERYTHING GOOD?

- WONDERFUL. COULDN'T BE BETTER.

- KIM, GREAT TO SEE YOU. - HI, ANDY.

NICE TO SEE YOU.

- READY FOR TODAY? - I THINK SO.

- GOOD. - ARE YOU READY FOR ME?

- I AM. I LOVE TURTLES.

- I LOVE TURTLES. - GOOD.

- I LOVE TURTLES. - HI, BRANDI.

- HI, ANDY. - YOU'RE VERY NERVOUS TODAY.

- I AM. - YOU WERE SHAKING

WHEN YOU CAME IN. - YES.

- ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR? - NO, I THINK JUST IN GENERAL.

- OKAY. HI, TAYLOR. - HELLO, ANDY.

- YOU LOOK VERY WELL. - THANK YOU. I AM WELL.

- AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST OUR NEWEST HOUSEWIFE YOLANDA.

HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- GREAT. READY FOR TODAY? - YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT

TO SEE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

- WELL, TODAY WE ARE MISSING ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES

THAT HAS BEEN WITH US SINCE THE BEGINNING.

ADRIENNE MALOOF HAS DECIDED NOT TO PARTICIPATE TODAY.

THIS SEASON WAS HARD ON ADRIENNE, AS YOU ALL KNOW.

A SECRET ABOUT HER FAMILY WAS REVEALED BY BRANDI,

AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON

ADRIENNE REFUSED TO SPEAK DIRECTLY ABOUT IT.

WE KNOW THAT FRUSTRATED YOU IN THE AUDIENCE.

IT FRUSTRATED ALL OF US TOO.

IF YOU READ THE TABLOIDS, YOU MIGHT HAVE THEORIES

ON WHAT THE SECRET IS, BUT ADRIENNE WON'T BE HERE

TO TELL HER SIDE OF THE STORY.

NOT ONLY IS SHE ABSENT TONIGHT,

BUT SHE WON'T BE ON THE SHOW NEXT SEASON.

ADRIENNE MALOOF'S FINAL ACT

AS A HOUSEWIFE IS NOT SHOWING UP TONIGHT.

- WOW. - WOW.

- SHOCKING.

- LADIES, WHAT'S YOUR REACTION TO THAT?

- UM, I THINK IT'S SAD, HONESTLY, YOU KNOW.

A LOT OF US WENT THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER,

AND, EVEN IF WE'VE HAD OUR DIFFERENCES,

THERE'S SORT OF THIS SISTERHOOD SORT OF, YOU KNOW,

EVEN IF WE'VE HAD PROBLEMS WITH EACH OTHER.

WE ALWAYS KIND OF HAD EACH OTHER'S BACK AT TIMES,

SO THERE'S A SADNESS DEFINITELY.

- I THINK SHE CHANGED HER BOUNDARIES, THOUGH.

I THINK, IF YOU SIGN UP TO DO A REALITY SHOW,

YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED TO OPEN UP YOUR LIFE,

AND YOU MADE YOUR LIFE THE VIEWERS' BUSINESS

WHEN YOU ENTERED INTO THEIR LIVING ROOM.

AND THAT'S WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

HOW CAN YOU GO INTO A REALITY SHOW WITH SO MANY SECRETS

AND THEN KIND OF GET LITIGIOUS

EVERY TIME SOMEBODY BRINGS SOMETHING UP?

WHAT BRANDI DID WASN'T TO EXPOSE WHAT MANY OF US KNEW.

IT WAS TO EXPOSE THE FACT THAT SHE CONSISTENTLY LIED.

THAT WAS THE POINT.

- WILL SHE BE MISSED? - NO.

NO.

- I THINK OF COURSE SHE'LL BE MISSED.

I'M NOT SURPRISED, BECAUSE I THINK THIS SEASON

SHE REALLY DID CAUSE A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

IT CAUSED A HUGE SITUATION WHEN IT CAME OUT,

AND THEN SHE DIDN'T COME BACK TO HELP US

REALLY CARRY THE WEIGHT.

- BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA BE BACK,

BECAUSE THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCES OF HER NOT SHOWING UP TODAY.

RIGHT? YOU SIGN UP FOR A JOB,

YOU'RE THERE TILL THE LAST MINUTE.

- BUT I'M SAYING SHE WILL BE MISSED.

- SHE DIDN'T HANDLE THINGS PROPERLY.

I REALLY WISH SHE HAD HANDLED THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

- IS IT COWARDLY NOT COMING TODAY?

- ABSOLUTELY.

I THINK, WHEN YOU SIGN UP FOR A REALITY SHOW,

YOU DON'T GET--YOU DON'T GET TO HAVE A SECRET.

YOU DON'T--I MEAN, YES, IF YOU HAVE A SECRET

AND IT GETS PUT OUT THERE, YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

IT'S WHAT WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR.

- I THINK IT'S A MISTAKE AS WELL,

BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S LEAKED STORIES TO THE PRESS

SAYING THAT SHE WANTED TO QUIT, AND I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

I BELIEVE SHE WANTED TO STAY.

AND I THINK SHE SHOULD HAVE COME,

CLEARED UP THE MESS, AND MOVED ON.

- WELL, I THINK BY NOT SHOWING UP, SHE'S--SHE'S--LOOKS GUILTY

OF WHAT WE'VE ALL SAID THAT SHE'S DONE.

SO, I MEAN, IF SHE IS INNOCENT,

WHY NOT JUST COME AND PLEAD YOUR CASE?

- WELL, LAST SEASON BRANDI MAY HAVE HOBBLED INTO BEVERLY HILLS

ON CRUTCHES, BUT THIS YEAR SHE STOOD HER GROUND.

AND WHEN HER FRIENDSHIP WITH ADRIENNE TURNED SOUR

OVER SECRETS REVEALED,

THINGS EXPLODED.

IT ALL STARTED WITH FOUR LITTLE WORDS.

"SHUT THE [bleep] UP."

[laughter] WATCH.

- I HAVE NO FILTER, AND I DO SAY THINGS

THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY.

- THAT'S--'CAUSE THAT WAS REALLY UNCALLED FOR.

- AWW. SOMEBODY'S CRYING.

CALL IT OUT.

- OKAY. - "CALL IT OUT"?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- THAT MEANS SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

- OH, MY GOSH.

THIS WOMAN'S INSANE.

THERE IS SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY WRONG WITH HER.

SHE'S CRAZY. - I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR HER.

I FEEL LIKE SHE LIES A LOT.

- WE ALL KNOW THIS ONE MAJOR LIE TO BE TRUE,

AND IT JUST ANNOYS THE [bleep] OUT OF ME

THAT SHE KEEPS LYING ABOUT IT.

AND THEN, LIKE, SHE-- - YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

IT'S GONNA GET UGLY. - YOU KNOW, CERTAIN COMMENTS

THAT THAT BITCH MADE, SO I'LL GET OUT OF HERE.

- WHO? WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- YOU. - YOU JUST CALLED ME A BITCH.

- YOU ARE A BITCH. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO. - I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU TOO.

- TELL ME. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME?

- YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, BABY. - YOU LIE.

YOU LIE CONSTANTLY. - [bleep] YOU.

- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].

- BRANDI DOES NOT CARE

ABOUT ANYBODY'S REPUTATION.

SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT ATTENTION.

- ADRIENNE AND PAUL

ARE SUING ME.

- MY LAWYER IS NOT SUING YOU,

AND THERE IS NO LAWSUIT.

- ARE YOU JOKING?

- NO, ARE YOU JOKING?

SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON YOU--

- SHAME ON ME?

- FOR BEING SO CALCULATING. - SHAME ON YOU.

- SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING SO CALCULATING.

- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

THEY DON'T EXIST TO ME ANYMORE. DONE. BYE.

GO AWAY. DONE. SEE YOU.

- BRANDI, YOU SAID THAT ADRIENNE CALLED YOU

BEFORE THE LAST REUNION

AND WANTED YOU TO SPEAK AT THE REUNION.

- RIGHT. IT WAS SO SILLY.

PAUL AND ADRIENNE CALLED ME TOGETHER AFTER THAT,

AND THEY WANTED ME TO GO ON TWITTER AND SAY I LIED

ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS THAT I SAID.

IT WAS ALL THIS DRAMA,

AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN WHEN I YELLED BACK AT THEM,

ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S ALL OF THESE NEGATIVE STORIES

ON RADAR ONLINE, WHICH SEEMS TO BE HER GO-TO PLACE

ABOUT ME AND ME AS A MOTHER.

- SO THAT THEN... - PISSED ME OFF.

- PISSED YOU OFF. - RIGHT.

- THEN YOU'RE AT A DINNER AT SUR

WITH THE GROUP AND YOU DECIDED TO SHARE

A SECRET ABOUT ADRIENNE'S FAMILY.

- IT JUST MADE ME SO MAD.

LIKE, I JUST WANTED TO FIGHT BACK,

'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO, AND SO I DID.

- KIM, YOU THEN REVEALED TO ADRIENNE AND PAUL

WHAT BRANDI SAID.

DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS ABOUT THAT?

- DID I EXPECT FOR THEM TO REACT THAT WAY?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I NEVER EXPECTED THEM TO FLY OFF THE HANDLE

AND GO RUNNING OVER AND SCREAM AT BRANDI.

- YOU KNOW, IN THE FIRST SEASON,

YOUR ALCOHOLISM CAME OUT. - IT DID.

- IT WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS VERY PRIVATE TO YOU.

- I KNEW I HAD A SKELETON.

I KNEW I HAD A BIG, GREAT DEMON HIDING IN THAT CLOSET,

AND I WAS SCARED EVERY SINGLE DAY ON THE SHOW.

I THOUGHT, "OH, MY GOD, IS IT GONNA COME OUT?

WHAT AM I GONNA DO? HOW AM I GONNA HIDE THIS?"

AND I'M SURE SHE HAD A FEAR OF IT ALL ALONG.

IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT, IT REALLY ISN'T FOR ANYONE ELSE

TO DECIDE TO TELL EXCEPT FOR HER AND HER HUSBAND.

- WELL, THEN SHE SHOULD WATCH HER BIG, FAT MOUTH.

- WHILE ADRIENNE CHOSE NOT TO BE HERE TONIGHT,

SHE HAS HAD SOME CHOICE WORDS IN THE PRESS.

SHE SAID A FEW WEEKS AGO THAT BRANDI,

THAT YOU CREATE DRAMA FOR THE SPORT OF IT.

YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT ALONG THE WAY.

DOES SHE HAVE A POINT?

YOU SAID THIS TO HURT HER, 'CAUSE YOU WERE MAD AT HER.

- SHE STARTED IT.

I FIGHT BACK. THAT'S WHAT I DO.

I'M NOT--I'M A HAPPY, SWEET, FUN-LOVING PERSON

UNTIL YOU CROSS ME, AND THEN I WILL [bleep] CUT A BITCH.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE. - KYLE, WHAT DO YOU--

- YOU CAN'T SAY THAT. - IS THAT HOW YOU SEE BRANDI?

IS SHE A INSTIGATOR, OR DOES SHE FIGHT BACK?

- WELL, IF THAT IS THE CASE, MY CLAWS WILL COME OUT TOO

IF SOMEONE WILL ATTACK ME AS A MOTHER.

- AND THAT'S WHY PAUL CALLED AND APOLOGIZED TO ME.

- BUT I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

- PAUL CALLED AND APOLOGIZED TO YOU?

- WHEN THEY HAD THEIR FALLOUT,

AND SHE--OR SOMEONE, BERNIE OR WHOEVER IT WAS--

WAS PUTTING STORIES OUT ABOUT HIM AS A FATHER

AND HIM AS A HUSBAND,

HE CALLED ME AND HE SAID, "I'M SORRY.

I NEVER KNEW THIS WAS HAPPENING,"

WHICH I HOPE IS TRUE.

- SO THERE WAS A LOT OF SPECULATION

ABOUT WHETHER THERE WAS A LAWSUIT,

A LETTER, A THREAT OF A SUIT, OR WHAT.

BRANDI, CLEAR IT UP.

- GENEVA, MY GIRLFRIEND, USED TO WORK FOR HER,

AND SHE THOUGHT THAT GENEVA WAS THE ONE

TELLING ME ALL THIS INFORMATION, SO SHE SENT A LETTER

TO GENEVA WITH MY NAME ON IT.

HER LAWYER CALLED MY LAWYER

AND MADE HIM AWARE OF THIS LETTER

AND SAID, "WE NEED TO HAVE A MEETING,

OR WE'RE GONNA GO FURTHER WITH THE LAWSUIT."

IF I DON'T GO SIT AND DOWN WITH HIM,

THAT WE'RE ALL GETTING SUED.

AND THAT IGNITED THIS BACK-AND-FORTH BETWEEN MY LAWYER

AND HER LAWYER--

- CREATING ALL THE BILLS. - WHICH COST YOU $10,000.

- YES, IT REALLY DID.

- GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS HAD ADRIENNE SHOWN UP,

SAYING, "WHY WOULD YOU GO ON A REALITY SHOW

"IF THERE ARE ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE

YOU DON'T WANT PUBLIC?"

WHY DO YOU GUYS THINK SHE DID IT?

- I THINK THAT MONEY CAN BUY A LOT OF THINGS,

BUT IT CAN'T BUY FAME, AND I THINK

THAT THAT'S THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T BUY,

AND SHE WANTED IT DESPERATELY.

- HILLARY FROM LARAMIE, WYOMING,

WANTS TO KNOW, "BRANDI, LAST YEAR YOU HAD A PROBLEM

"WITH KIM, AND THIS YEAR IT WAS ADRIENNE.

IS IT POSSIBLE YOU'RE THE PROBLEM?"

- I MEAN, ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, ANDY.

[laughter]

- COMING UP...

- WHEN DID YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR HOME

WHEN THERE WASN'T A CAMERA? YOU DIDN'T.

- I'VE BEEN OVER WITHOUT CAMERAS.

- WELL, YOU HAVE. I WASN'T.

- MAYBE THAT SAYS SOMETHING.

- NOW, WHILE THE RECORD MAY NOT SHOW IT,

THERE'S MORE TO LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS

THAN DINNER PARTIES AND SUING FRIENDS.

THESE WOMEN ACTUALLY CAN GET ALONG.

LET'S SEE HOW.

[exclamations]

- AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GIRLS.

- WAIT, LISA, NO! LISA, STOP!

- THIS IS A TRIP WHERE WE CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME,

SO, PLEASE, NO FIGHTING.

- [gasps]

[shrieking]

- OH, MY GOD.

- LET'S GO.

- IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL FOR WOMEN OUR AGE

TO BE ACTING COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.

RIGHT?

- THAT'S CUTE.

WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT FROM THIS SEASON?

- PROBABLY THAT NIGHT IN OJAI

AND ALL LAUGHING LIKE THAT.

- IT FELT LIKE A REAL GIRLS' SLEEPOVER.

- OH, MY GOD. WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.

- YOU LITERALLY WHAT, KYLE?

- I KNOW. WELL, JUST GO AHEAD, LISA.

YES. - SHE LITERALLY WET HERSELF.

- I DID. - DID YOU?

- YES. - I LAUGHED SO HARD. YES.

- ON THE BED. I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

- I KNOW. I SAID, "OH, MY GOD."

- DAWN FROM SHERMAN OAKS SAID, "YOLANDA, ALL THE LADIES

"HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME IN OJAI.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CUT LOOSE AND JOIN THEM?

TOO FAR TO CLIMB DOWN FROM THAT HIGH HORSE?"

- YOU SEE, THAT'S THE THING, THE DUTCH THING ABOUT ME.

PROBABLY PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M VERY COLD OR VERY ARROGANT.

AND I'M ACTUALLY NOT. I'M A SOFTIE.

- WELL, FROM THE RUNWAYS OF PARIS AND MILAN

TO THE STREETS OF BEVERLY HILLS,

THIS TALL, STUNNING DUTCH GIRL

QUICKLY MADE HER MARK.

SHE MIGHT NOT LIKE THE DRAMA, BUT SHE WAS ALSO NEVER AFRAID

TO OFFER HER OPINION.

MEET YOLANDA.

- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MARTHA STEWART'S DAUGHTER.

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.

- YOLANDA AND DAVID, WHEN I SAW THEM TOGETHER

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I CAN TELL THEY'RE REALLY IN LOVE.

- HI. - BABY.

- I LOVE YOU.

I ABSOLUTELY CATER TO MY HUSBAND'S NEEDS.

COME ON, I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DINNER WAITING FOR YOU.

- YOU DO? - YES. LET'S GO.

MY HUSBAND IS KING IN MY HOUSE.

I THINK THAT'S THE WAY IT SHOULD BE.

THAT'S WHAT KEEPS TWO PEOPLE TOGETHER.

I DON'T THINK WE EVER NEED TO BE APART.

WHY ARE YOU DISCUSSING LIKE THIS?

DON'T YOU GUYS JUST DISCUSS LIKE NORMAL WOMEN?

WHERE ARE THESE WOMEN FROM?

WHAT PLANET ARE THEY FROM?

LIKE, LET IT GO, GIRLS.

LIFE IS GONNA BE REALLY MISERABLE IF YOU CAN'T MOVE ON

FROM THOSE THINGS.

- YOLANDA...DARLING... NOBODY'S LISTENING TO YOU.

- LET'S JUST HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

- TO ME, YOLANDA'S ALWAYS HAD A LITTLE BIT

OF AN "I'M BETTER THAN YOU" ATTITUDE.

- LET'S MAKE A CIRCLE AROUND THE PIANO,

AND WE'LL DO A LITTLE MUSIC.

IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT ALWAYS SEEMS

TO BE A PART OF WHO SHE IS. - SHH.

YOU DON'T SPEAK. YOU DON'T SING. SHH.

- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HISTORY WITH HIM.

- RIGHT. - IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING

ABOUT MY HUSBAND, BRING IT ON.

- YEAH. - SHE'S A GANGSTER BITCH.

SHE DOESN'T PUT UP WITH ANYTHING FROM ANYONE,

AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HER. - SCREW YOU.

I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU REALLY?

WHO IS ADRIENNE MALOOF IN THIS WORLD?

SHE'S NOBODY.

- YOLANDA, YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY CHANGED THE MOMENT

YOU STEPPED INTO THAT FIRST PARTY AT VILLA BLANCA.

WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING THROWN INTO THE MIDDLE

OF THIS GROUP?

- I WAS KIND OF THROWN INTO THE SHARK TANK

AND MADE TO SWIM ON MY OWN.

I MEAN, I WASN'T REALLY PROPERLY INTRODUCED TO ANYBODY.

- WELL, LISA WAS YOUR FRIEND BEFORE THE SHOW.

DID SHE REACH OUT TO YOU?

- YEAH, BUT LISA WAS IN A VERY DELICATE POSITION.

AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO-- - BUT, YOU SEE,

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN SOMEBODY TRIES

TO POISON SOMEBODY AGAINST SOMEBODY.

AND I KNOW HER.

SHE HAS HER OWN OPINIONS. SHE HAS HER--

YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA THINK FOR HERSELF.

- NONE OF THEM REALLY MADE AN EFFORT TO GET TO KNOW ME

OR REACH OUT TO ME, TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME.

SO THE EXPERIENCE-- - I DID.

- WELL, YOU DID ACTUALLY, YES.

- I ACTUALLY DID. I CALLED YOU, ASKED YOU TO DINNER.

I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE WHEN YOU WEREN'T FEELING WELL.

- THAT WAS AT THE END, SWEETHEART.

THAT WAS AFTER WE FILMED THE SEASON.

- BUT DID YOU EVER CALL ANYBODY?

- SWEETHEART, I CAME INTO YOUR GROUP.

YOU DIDN'T COME INTO MY GROUP.

- NO, BUT I WAS MAKING AN EFFORT WITH YOU, I DID.

- YOU MADE AN EFFORT AT THE END OF THE SHOW.

I'M TALKING WHEN I FIRST CAME--

- NO, I STILL DID. WE DID. WE WOULD TALK...

- NO, WE DIDN'T. - AND TEXT BACK AND FORTH.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.

- NO, I DON'T--I DON'T.

- YOU ALSO MADE IT VERY CLEAR EVERY TIME

YOU WERE WITH US, LIKE, "OH, I DON'T KNOW, THIS GROUP

AND YOU GIRLS"-- - EXCUSE ME, FOR YOU TO SAY

THAT I WAS COMING AROUND WITH AN ATTITUDE

OR "THESE GIRLS"-- - OH, OKAY, I DID--

- NO, I DIDN'T.

I WAS ON GUARD. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE I'M NEW. I MEAN, I KNOW YOU GUYS FIGHT--

I'M PROTECTING MY HEART.

IF YOU HAD ONLY TAKEN A MOMENT TO GET TO KNOW ME--

- I WAS TRYING, BUT IT WAS

A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT, I HAVE TO SAY.

I WAS GETTING, LIKE, THIS VERY STANDOFFISH VIBE--

- WELL, NO, BUT THERE'S, LIKE, THIS FOREIGN ELEMENT

THAT I THINK PEOPLE THINK THAT SHE'S STANDOFFISH.

AND SHE'S NOT AT ALL.

- I FELT LIKE I WAS MAKING AN EFFORT ACTUALLY.

- SWEETHEART, GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.

I SAT IN YOUR DRIVEWAY, SICK AS A DOG IN THE CAR.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY

TO COME OUT AND OFFER ME A GLASS OF WATER.

- SHE WAS REALLY SICK. - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

YOU WERE OUT THERE.

WHEN YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE, I CATER TO YOU,

I MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A DRINK, I MAKE SURE YOU EAT.

REACHING OUT-- - WE WERE ALL WORKING

WITH PEOPLE BRINGING US DRINKS. - SHE WAS VERY UPSET THAT DAY.

NO, SHE WAS VERY UPSET THAT DAY THAT NO ONE CAME OUT

TO GREET HER, 'CAUSE SHE CAME FROM CEDARS.

- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE--

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT.

- SEE, EXACTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW.

SO YOU DON'T KNOW--YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE,

BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.

- IT WAS KIND OF HARD TO GET TO KNOW YOU,

BECAUSE YOU WERE VERY ALMOST ISOLATED.

- ISOLATED? I WAS GUARDED, HONEY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M GONNA PUT MY HEART ON A PLATTER

FOR YOU TO STEP ON IT? COME ON.

GIVE ME A LITTLE-- - I'M NOT GONNA STAB

ANYBODY'S HEART. - GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.

- I FELT LIKE I WAS MAKING AN EFFORT ACTUALLY.

BUT YOU SAID YOU INVITED US ALL

INTO YOUR HOME TO GET TO KNOW US.

I ALSO INVITED YOU, AND YOU DIDN'T COME.

THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY BEFORE.

TO PORTIA'S BIRTHDAY, TO MY DINNER PARTY.

THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS YOU DIDN'T COME TO.

- NO, NO, BUT IT WASN'T MY CHOICE.

I DIDN'T NOT--NOT COME TO THESE EVENTS BECAUSE--

- NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING-- - NO, LET ME FINISH.

- LET ME FINISH, 'CAUSE YOU SAID THAT YOU INVITED US

IN YOUR HOME, ALL OF US THAT NIGHT.

I HAD FROM BEFORE THEN INVITED YOU AS WELL,

AND YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO MAKE IT.

SO THAT'S--I MEAN, I WAS ALSO MAKING AN EFFORT,

STUFF THAT WE WERE SHOOTING-- - SWEETHEART,

THAT WAS ON THE SHOW.

I'M TALKING REACHING OUT TO ANOTHER WOMAN BESIDE THE SHOW.

- YOU JUST TALKED ABOUT ON THE SHOW.

WHEN DID YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR HOME WHEN THERE WASN'T A CAMERA?

YOU DIDN'T.

- I'VE BEEN OVER WITHOUT CAMERAS.

- WELL, YOU HAVE. I WASN'T.

- MAYBE THAT SAYS SOMETHING.

- OKAY, I WANT TO CHANGE THE TOPIC A LITTLE BIT.

YOLANDA, THAT NIGHT OF YOUR FIRST PARTY,

YOU SAID THAT THE WOMEN SHOULD BE HONORED

TO BE AROUND YOUR HUSBAND.

- WHAT I MEANT IS EVERY DAY

I FEEL HONORED TO BE AROUND HIM,

BECAUSE HE'S SUCH AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING.

SO I EXPECT MY FRIENDS

AND THE PEOPLE THAT COME INTO MY HOME

AND MY SACRED PLACE TO RESPECT MY HUSBAND

AND NOT COME IN THERE WITH A "[bleep] YOU" ATTITUDE,

LIKE, "OH, YOU DID THIS," YOU KNOW.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO SAY.

- GOT SOME QUESTIONS, YOLANDA, ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.

MOLLY FROM COLUMBUS IS CURIOUS

ABOUT YOUR PARENTING, WANTING TO KNOW

IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOU'RE WORRIED

THAT GIGI WOULD BE A LESBIAN IF SHE PLAYS VOLLEYBALL

OR DRESSES A CERTAIN WAY. [laughter]

- IN THIRD GRADE, REMEMBER, I USED TO WEAR BASKETBALL CLOTHES

TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.

- YES, I THOUGHT THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS...

A LESBIAN.

THAT CAME OUT SO SILLY

AND SO WRONG.

WE LOVE 'EM--WHATEVER THEIR CHOICES ARE, WE LOVE IT.

UM-- - NOT A CHOICE.

- WELL, I MEAN, WHATEVER THEIR CHOICE--

WELL... - HOWEVER THEY WERE BORN.

- THAT'S DEBATABLE, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER--

WE HAVE ONE THAT WENT FROM ONE BACK AND BACK.

SO, YOU KNOW WHAT-- - OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS NOW.

- THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER-- - OKAY, GO ON.

- WE'LL DO THAT OVER A GLASS OF WINE ON AN OFF NIGHT.

- VIEWERS ALSO BLANCHE

WHEN YOU TOLD THE WORKMAN AT MOHAMED'S

TO LEARN ENGLISH.

- YEAH. YOU GOTTA LEARN ENGLISH.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE IN AMERICA.

THEY SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.

THESE GUYS, SOME OF THEM HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR 15 YEARS.

AND IT'S OUT OF LOVE THAT I SAY TO THESE GUYS,

"COME ON. TRY TO LEARN ENGLISH,"

'CAUSE IT'LL OPEN A WHOLE OTHER DOOR

OF OPPORTUNITY FOR THESE PEOPLE.

IT WAS NEVER MEAN IN, LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD. YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH."

LISTEN, IF I HADN'T GONE THROUGH THAT MYSELF,

THAT WOULD MAYBE BE OBNOXIOUS, BUT, WHEN I CAME TO AMERICA,

I KNEW 20 WORDS OF ENGLISH.

AND I MADE AN EFFORT TO LEARN

YOUR LANGUAGE BECAUSE I LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY

AND THIS IS WHERE I AM.

- SHELLY FROM STAMFORD, CONNECTICUT

HAS A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION FOR YOU, YOLANDA.

"TELL ME, DO YOU AND DAVID HAVE A PRENUP?"

- YES, WE DO. - YOU DO?

- ABSOLUTELY. - ABSOLUTELY?

- YES. - IS THAT JUST

HOW IT'S DONE HERE?

- NO, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT ANYWHERE.

EVERYTHING'S GREAT WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE,

BUT A PRENUP IS JUST A CONTRACT, AN UNDERSTANDING,

SO, YOU KNOW, IF THINGS EVER COME TO AN END,

YOU CAN WALK AWAY, AND, YOU KNOW,

I LOVE WHAT KEN AND LISA HAVE,

BUT UNFORTUNATELY, YOU KNOW,

THAT IS NOT-- NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO 30 YEARS

WITH ONE PERSON, AND THAT'S THE REALITY OF IT.

AND IT'S ALL GOOD.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE LOVE CYCLES ARE 15 YEARS,

AND AFTER 15 YEARS YOU'RE TIRED, YOU NEED A CHANGE.

I MEAN, WHO KNOWS? - I LIKE IT. "LOVE CYCLE."

I LIKE IT.

- HOW LONG ARE YOUR LOVE CYCLES, ANDY?

- VERY SHORT. - I MEAN, JUST CHECKING.

- VERY SHORT. [laughter]

COMING UP... - IF A GOOD FRIEND

HAD THIS INFORMATION AND SHE SHARED IT WITH STRANGERS

AT A PARTY, I THINK THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP.

- YOLANDA, YOU HAD NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF THIS SERIES

BEFORE YOU CAME ON. - NO, I HADN'T,

BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH TV A LOT.

I LOVE TO READ AND, YOU KNOW, WRITE

AND DO DIFFERENT THINGS, BUT I REMEMBER LOOKING ONCE,

AND I SAW PEOPLE SCREAMING, AND I THOUGHT, "OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME,"

JUST BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, WHERE I COME FROM,

IT JUST DOESN'T-- SO I TURNED IT OFF.

AND I NEVER WATCHED IT,

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO JUDGE ANYBODY HERE

ON WHAT I SEE ON THE SHOW.

SO I WANTED TO REALLY GET TO KNOW EVERYBODY

IN A NATURAL WAY, AND I REGRET IT TODAY.

- YOU DO? YOU REGRET THAT? - ABSOLUTELY.

YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY WATCHED A SHOW

JUST TO GET AHEAD, 'CAUSE IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME

TO CATCH UP.

- WHEN I FIRST MET YOU, I GOT AN AMAZING VIBE

FROM YOU AND YOUR AWESOME AURA,

I MEAN, I WAS EXCITED WHEN WE PLANNED THE TRIP TO OJAI.

I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SPENDING

PARTICULARLY TIME WITH YOU. I REALLY WAS.

PERSONALLY, I WAS ACTUALLY SHOCKED WHEN WE CAME HOME

AND YOU SAID, "OH, YOU KNOW, SO SORRY

YOU MISSED COMING TO MY HOUSE FOR THE MASTER CLEANSE."

- WE WERE GONNA DO THE MASTER CLEANSE TOGETHER, REMEMBER?

- YEAH, BUT WE HAVEN'T MADE A DATE ON IT.

- YEAH, WE MADE A DATE, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

WE DIDN'T MAKE PLANS ONCE. WE MADE IT THREE TIMES.

I MEAN, I DIDN'T JUST SUCK THAT OUT OF MY THUMB.

- WE NEVER HAD PLANS TO GO-- - MY LOVE, WE DID.

- BUT WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOLANDA.

YOU AND I TALKED ABOUT A MASTER CLEANSE UP IN OJAI.

- WE MADE PLANS. YES, WE DID, SWEETHEART.

- LET'S CLARIFY THAT. DID WE EVER TALK AFTER OJAI?

- NO, WE DIDN'T. - BUT SOMETIMES WE DON'T TALK.

- YOU NEVER RETURNED MY CALLS. - PLEASE, BRANDI,

THIS IS IMPORTANT, BECAUSE RIGHT NOW--

I'M HOME FROM RECOVERY LAST YEAR,

I'M FIGHTING FOR EVERYBODY TO REALIZE

THAT I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME, THAT I'M SOBER,

AND I'M DOING THE RIGHT THINGS, AND I'M RESPONSIBLE.

SO WHEN SOMEBODY COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS,

"YOU DIDN'T COME TO MY HOUSE. WE HAD PLANS THREE TIMES,

"AND I WAITED FOR YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT THERE

TO SQUEEZE LEMONS WITH ME,"

I'M SORRY, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

WHEN YOU TELL ME, YOU KNOW, "YOU DIDN'T SHOW.

YOU KNOW, I HAD PLANS WITH YOU THREE TIMES"--

- BUT YOU DIDN'T.

- BUT I DID NOT HAVE PLANS WITH YOU.

- YES, WE DID.

- DID I EVER TALK TO YOU AND MAKE PLANS WITH YOU

TO COME TO YOUR HOME? - YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE.

- IT'S NOT FINE. IT'S NOT FINE FOR ME.

BECAUSE I NEED A CLARIFICATION THAT WE--

- THE CLARIFICATION IS THIS--

LET'S GET--IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

- PERFECT. - YOU AND I, WE TALKED

ABOUT DOING THE CLEANSE, RIGHT? - IN OJAI.

- I CALLED YOU. I LEFT MESSAGES.

WE NEVER CONNECTED. AND YOU CALLED ME TOO.

I KNOW YOU CALLED-- - PHONE TAG BACK AND FORTH.

- SO WE JUST DIDN'T CONNECT.

THEN THROUGH SALLY, WE MADE PLANS TO DO--

- PRODUCTION.

- SO YOU AND I NEVER MADE PLANS?

PERSONALLY, YOU AND I NEVER-- - NO, WE MADE PLANS--EXACTLY.

NOT SAYING THAT YOU ARE--

- NOT SHOWING FOR WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO--

THAT'S WHAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.

- NO, NO, IT WAS JUST THAT WE MADE PLANS

THROUGH PRODUCTION, AND, LIKE I SAID,

YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPORTANT

FOR THE GIRLS, I THINK, TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

BESIDE THE SHOW.

- YOLANDA, YOU ANNOUNCED A FEW MONTHS BACK

THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SUFFERING FROM LYME DISEASE

AND THAT IT WAS RATHER SERIOUS.

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

- IT TOOK A LONG TIME

TO GET DIAGNOSED.

- I'VE BEEN SICK REALLY MAYBE SINCE TWO YEARS

THAT I'VE BEEN STARTING TO FEEL

THAT MY BRAIN FUNCTION WAS CHANGING.

- AND HOW DID THAT MANIFEST ITSELF DURING SHOOTING?

- THE SIGNIFICANT MOMENT WAS WHEN TAYLOR AND I,

YOU KNOW, GOT INTO THIS THING AT KYLE'S PARTY.

I REMEMBER LOOKING AT HER AND NOT ABLE TO FORM

ANY SENTENCES.

LIKE, MY BRAIN WAS SO SHUT DOWN THAT,

AT THAT POINT, I COULDN'T WRITE ANYMORE,

I COULDN'T READ, AND I COULDN'T SPEAK ANYMORE.

AND I REMEMBER LOOKING AT HER, GOING, LIKE,

I HAVE ALL THESE THINGS TO SAY IN MY HEAD,

AND I COULDN'T SAY IT, AND I SAID TO HER,

"YOU'RE SUCH AN [bleep]," WHICH IS SO NOT ME.

LIKE, IT IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD JUST NEVER SAY,

BUT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF LACK OF BEING ABLE TO SPEAK.

- YOU HAD SOME HARSH WORDS FOR TAYLOR ON YOUR BLOG.

YOU SAID, "TRASH TALK IS POISONOUS, MISS TAYLOR,

"SO MAYBE GET THE STORY BEFORE YOU LET YOUR MOUTH

RUN ON SOMEONE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW,"

REFERRING TO SOME COMMENTS THAT TAYLOR MADE

ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE. - ABOUT MY HUSBAND. YEAH.

WHAT HURT ME THE MOST ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID

WAS HERE YOU'RE COMING INTO OUR LIFE

JUDGING US ON WHAT LINDA TOLD YOU.

- WELL, THEN I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY, AND I APOLOGIZED

ON MY BLOG, BUT I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY,

BECAUSE I CAME INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP

FROM A COMPLETELY UNFAIR DIRECTION.

COMING INTO YOUR LIFE AND IT LOOKING SO PERFECT

AND BEAUTIFUL WAS HARD,

JUST IN THE STATE OF WHERE I WAS.

SO... - I GET IT.

- THIS SEASON SAW A RENEWED TAYLOR

READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD.

BUT BEHIND A STRONG FACADE

WAS A WOMAN STILL WRESTLING WITH HER DEMONS.

IT WAS NOT AN EASY ROAD. WATCH.

- I'VE SEEN TAYLOR HAVE GOOD DAYS,

AND I'VE SEEN TAYLOR HAVE BAD DAYS.

- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT PHYSICAL ABUSE,

AND THERE'S A DEAD MAN INVOLVED.

- SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY IN THAT MARRIAGE.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, KIM?

- NOTHING, TAYLOR.

- I ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU, SO DON'T RIGHT NOW.

SHE SLEPT WITH EVERYBODY ELSE,

SO I GUESS SHE HAD TO TAKE

A FLIGHT OUT OF TOWN TO GO GET LAID.

- THERE'S NOTHING MORE UGLY THAN A DRUNK WOMAN.

- [giggles]

- TAYLOR IS A HOT MESS. - [laughs]

- SHE'S MOST DEFINITELY STRUGGLING,

AND I THINK A LOT OF THE TIMES

IT'S BEING FUELED BY ALCOHOL.

- OKAY, I HAVE KENNEDY WITH ME ANYWAY.

CAN I JUST KEEP HER WITH ME THEN?

- I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING, TAYLOR.

I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT

OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU,

I DO RECOGNIZE SOMEBODY

THAT HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.

YOU GOTTA SAY, "WHAT AM I DOING?"

- UM, DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DRINKING TOO MUCH

ON THE SHOW THIS SEASON?

- ABSOLUTELY. YEAH.

- DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM?

- I DON'T NOW.

I MEAN, I THINK IT WAS WORSE.

I WAS REALLY STRUGGLING, AND IT WAS JUST A LOT

ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO COPE.

AND ONE GLASS OF WINE HELPS A LITTLE,

AND THEN, BY THE TIME YOU GET TO THREE OR FOUR,

YOU CAN ACTUALLY THINK OF LAYING DOWN IN YOUR BED,

SO, ALTHOUGH IT WAS A BAD CHOICE,

IT WAS THE MOST NATURAL CHOICE, AND I WOULD WAKE UP

IN THE MORNING AND JUST FEEL WORSE.

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I WAS REALLY OVERWHELMED.

- SO YOU HAD A PROBLEM, BUT HOW DID YOU SOLVE IT?

- THE TIMES WHEN I WOULD FEEL LIKE,

"OH, MY GOD. I'M SO STRESSED OUT,

AND NOW I'M REACHING FOR A GLASS OF WINE,"

IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN, "HERE WE ARE CELEBRATING SOMETHING,

"MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY. LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.

AND I'M IN A GOOD, HAPPY PLACE."

YOU KNOW, THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE THERE--

- YEAH, BUT, TAYLOR, EVEN WHEN YOU'RE IN A SOCIAL SITUATION,

IT'S GOING TOO FAR, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

SHE WAS STUMBLING.

SHE WAS WHEN WE WERE IN THAT RESTAURANT.

AND I SAID, "TAYLOR, GET A GRIP."

- KIM, OBVIOUSLY THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'VE STRUGGLED WITH

FOR A LONG TIME. YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THAT A LOT.

WHAT'S YOUR REACTION TO THIS?

- IT WAS ACTUALLY GETTING HARD FOR ME

TO SEE YOU LIKE THAT.

I WAS SCARED FOR YOU, AND IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.

AND I TRIED TO TELL YOU, LIKE, HOW I RELATED TO IT.

- OH, HONEY, DON'T CRY. - NO, I'M SORRY,

BUT IT'S LIKE--AND THEN I SEE THAT YOU'RE MAD AT ME.

- NO, I JUST--OKAY. - AND I DIDN'T COME THERE

TO POINT ANY FINGERS, BECAUSE I REALLY, REALLY,

GENUINELY CARE, AND I WAS SCARED FOR YOU,

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO END UP WHERE I DID.

AND I REALLY AM FRIGHTENED FOR YOU.

EVEN IF YOU CUT BACK AND JUST HAD A COUPLE GLASSES,

I DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO THAT.

- AND THEN YOU WROTE IN YOUR BLOG, TAYLOR,

"I KNOW DR. DREW, AND, KIM, DR. DREW YOU ARE NOT.

"IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME KIM NO-SHOWED FOR EVENTS

WITH NO CALL, I COULD PAY ALL MY ATTORNEYS' FEES."

- AND THAT REALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS.

- LISTEN, LISA TALKS TO ME ABOUT IT OFF-CAMERA--

YOU KNOW, AND SAYS... - I DO TOO.

- WHEN SHE'S HAD CONCERNS IN THE PAST--NOT REALLY.

- OH, YES, I HAVE, AND YOU TELL ME,

"SHH," LIKE, "DON'T SAY ANYTHING."

I CALL YOU, AND YOU DON'T RETURN ME BACK.

- YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR MONTHS TO REHAB.

- I'VE BEEN GONE FOR MONTHS?

WHEN I DO CALL YOU, YOU DON'T RETURN MY PHONE CALL.

- KIM, THAT'S NOT TRUE. - IT'S TOTALLY TRUE.

- OKAY, WELL, I APPRECIATE IT, I DO.

I REALLY DO. - SO, TAYLOR,

I THINK IT WAS REALLY DISTURBING

FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE

AT KIM'S PARTY CELEBRATING HER NEW NOSE

TO SEE THE CONFUSION SURROUNDING WHERE KENNEDY WAS

AND WHO WAS TAKING CARE OF HER.

WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO SEEING THAT PLAY OUT ON TELEVISION?

- THAT WAS NOT THE PLAN. MY NANNY WAS TO STOP

BY KYLE'S HOUSE, THEN WAS TO DELIVER HER TO MY MOTHER,

BECAUSE WE WERE FILMING THAT NIGHT.

SO, WHEN I CALLED, IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN SOBER

OR ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET,

I STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOCKED THAT KYLE HAD KENNEDY

AT KIM'S HOUSE. - AND I ASSUMED

THAT THE NANNY HAD ASKED HER.

- BUT DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION

AT A PARTY WITH ALL THE OTHER WOMEN ABOUT THAT?

- TAYLOR ACTUALLY SAID ON THE PHONE

THAT THE NANNY WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE HER TO MY MOM'S,

AND THAT PART DIDN'T GET AIRED, AND THEN KIM AND I ALSO SAID

TO MARISA, "YOU DON'T KNOW TAYLOR.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH.

- KYLE AND I BOTH GOT VERY DEFENSIVE

WITH MARISA, AND SHE KEPT GOING,

AND I SAID, "WHO IS THIS GIRL?

SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW TAYLOR THAT WELL."

- BUT THAT'S THE POINT.

WHY WERE YOU GUYS TALKING TO HER ABOUT IT?

THAT'S MY POINT.

- WHY IS EVERYBODY TALKING ABOUT WHAT GOES ON?

- I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR-- - DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY--

DIDN'T YOU SAY, WHEN WE DO A REALITY SHOW THAT,

WHEN THINGS COME UP, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING?

- IF A GOOD FRIEND HAS THIS INFORMATION

AND SHE SHARED IT WITH STRANGERS AT A PARTY,

I THINK THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP.

- ALL RIGHT. WHERE DO THINGS STAND

WITH THE LEGAL TROUBLE THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN?

WE SAW YOU HAVE TO SELL YOUR WEDDING RING.

- RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH, EVERYTHING IS GOOD RIGHT NOW.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT ANYONE ELSE COMING AFTER ME, THOUGH.

SO A FEW DAYS AGO, THE ATTORNEYS SHOWED UP

AT MY HOUSE AND TOOK MY WEDDING RING...

- OH. - AND TWO HERMES BAGS.

AND THEN I STILL OWE THEM A LITTLE MONEY.

BUT IT'S OVER.

- HAVE YOU HAD TO GIVE UP ANY MORE BIRKIN BAGS?

- NO, BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY WITH THOSE,

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY'RE REAL,

AND I HAD MY WEDDING RING REAPPRAISED TOO,

'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN REAL EITHER.

- AND WAS IT? - IT WAS.

I WAS SURPRISED ACTUALLY.

I WENT TO MY JEWELER. I'M LIKE, "LET ME KNOW

IF THIS IS A CUBIC ZIRCONIUM, BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA."

IT WAS, LIKE, TO THAT EXTENT AT THAT POINT.

- FROM ALL YOUR LEGAL TROUBLES

CAME SOMETHING ELSE.

YOU'RE NOW DATING YOUR LAWYER, RIGHT?

- YES. - AND HE IS MARRIED, BUT--

- HE'S IN-- HE'S IN A PROTRACTED DIVORCE,

SO THEY'RE STILL SETTLING ASSETS, AND, YOU KNOW,

THOSE THINGS CAN TAKE A LONG TIME.

- BRANDI, WHAT DID YOU THINK

OF TAYLOR DATING A MARRIED MAN?

- I MEAN, IT DOES BOTHER ME QUITE A BIT,

'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE, GET OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE

BEFORE YOU START A NEW RELATIONSHIP.

AND IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME THAT THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

I FEEL FOR HIS WIFE AND THE KIDS.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YEAH, BUT WAIT--

- I'VE BEEN IN THAT POSITION.

- BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU KNOW WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF,

YOU KNOW, STUFF TO BE DIVIDED,

DIVORCE CAN TAKE THREE OR FOUR YEARS.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.

- THAT PERSON'S NOT ALLOWED TO DATE THEN?

THAT'S-- - BUT I THINK THAT THEY WERE--

WHEN YOU GUYS WERE ORIGINALLY TOGETHER,

THEY WERE STILL HAPPILY MARRIED. - OH.

- THEY HAD BEEN LIVING APART FOR SEVERAL YEARS.

IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF PAPERWORK AT THAT POINT.

- YOU'RE NOT JUST DATING HIM.

I MEAN, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM.

- I AM. - THAT'S GREAT.

- THANK YOU. - AND HOW LONG

HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

- UM, GOSH, SINCE THE END OF THE SUMMER.

YEAH. SO THINGS ARE GREAT.

HE'S AMAZING WITH KENNEDY,

AND IT'S JUST REALLY NICE FOR HER

TO SEE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

- SO HE LIVES IN COLORADO? - HE DOES.

- SO ARE YOU SPENDING HALF YOUR TIME THERE,

OR ARE YOU SPENDING MOST OF YOUR TIME THERE?

- WE'RE SPENDING THE SKI SEASON THERE.

IT'S JUST AN EXTENDED VACATION.

THAT WAY, WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYTHING'S NEW

AND FRESH, AND IT'S OUR NEW LIFE,

AND THE PAST IS BEHIND US.

- COMING UP...

- THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

- EXCUSE ME. - THAT'S CATTY.

- OKAY, REALLY, WHY DON'T YOU SAY

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA IN PARIS?

- OKAY, BRANDI, THERE WAS A RUMOR

FLOATING AROUND

THAT LEANN RIMES WAS JOINING THE CAST

OF THIS SHOW. - YEAH.

- HOW DID YOU REACT TO THAT?

- I MEAN, IT'S A RUMOR.

AND SHE SAID SO MANY HORRIBLE THINGS ABOUT THE SHOW.

"IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF DRUNK PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND."

WHICH IS KIND OF TRUE.

I WOULD FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD BE A GIANT HYPOCRITE,

BUT, I MEAN, THIS SHOW HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR ME.

AND BRING IT ON.

- WELL, WE'RE DOWN A HOUSEWIFE.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET OUR NEWEST REAL HOUSEWIFE

OF BEVERLY HILLS? all: YES!

- OKAY, LET'S BRING HER OUT. - OH, MY GOSH.

- YOU'RE LYING. - I'M KIDDING.

[exclamations]

- I KNOW YOU. - TEASER.

- OH, MY GOD. - SHE COMES WALKING OUT

WITH YOUR KIDS. - YOU KNOW WHAT?

THAT WOULD BE-- - OH, OH, I CROSSED THE LINE.

OH, OKAY.

- WE ARE BACK WITH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

THROUGH TWO SEASONS OF SHIFTING ALLIANCES

AND CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIPS,

ONE FRIENDSHIP HAS STOOD THE TEST--

LISA AND KYLE'S.

THIS YEAR, THOUGH, SCRATCHES ON THE SURFACE

LED TO DEEPER WOUNDS. WATCH.

- MAYBE I SHOULD LIE AND SAY, "OH, THE FRIENDSHIP'S

EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT IS," AND IT'S CHANGED.

SHE WAS DEVASTATED.

YOU WEREN'T SENDING FLOWERS THE NEXT DAY.

- EXCUSE ME, LISA, LISA--

- DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER. - I'M NOT POINTING MY FINGER.

EXCUSE ME, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ADRIENNE.

LISA AND I KEEP SAYING WE'RE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD

AND MOVE FORWARD, BUT IT KEEPS

GETTING BROUGHT UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I KNOW THINGS TO BE TRUTH--

- BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID ABOUT ME?

- I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.

WE ALREADY KNOW THAT. BUT MY POINT IS--

- ALL RIGHT, BUT THAT'S NOT RELEVANT.

- YOU ALREADY SAID YOU MOVED ON,

SO LET'S MOVE ON FROM THAT.

- KYLE STANDS UP FOR EVERYONE BUT ME.

SOMETIMES THE MOST HURTFUL THING IS THE SILENCE OF YOUR FRIENDS,

NOT THE WORDS OF YOUR ENEMIES.

YOU TRY TO BE LOYAL TO SOMEBODY WHO'S A FRIEND,

AND THAT GETS CHIPPED AWAY. - SHE OUGHT TO HAVE A LESSON

IN WHAT A TRUE FRIEND IS.

- SAY THAT TO ME, YOU FEEL REALLY BAD

ABOUT NOT DEFENDING ME.

- I DIDN'T DO THAT TO BE MEAN, OKAY?

- IT DOESN'T MATTER, KYLE.

IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND THAT TURNS AROUND

AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M ON YOUR SIDE."

SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

I WANT IT TO BE THE SAME AS IT WAS.

BUT DON'T YOU REALIZE, IF YOU KEEP SAYING THINGS,

"YOU'RE MANIPULATIVE, YOU HOLD A GRUDGE,

YOU DO THIS, YOU DO THAT," I NEVER ACCUSED YOU OF ANYTHING.

- WELL, THAT'S NOT ACCUSING.

- THAT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THAT.

I'M SORRY, IT ISN'T. - THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

- "WHY AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND ANYMORE?

AND YOU'RE NOT THE SAME." I KNOW.

BUT IT'S CHANGED. SO WHAT?

- IT'S LIKE YOU ONLY HAVE ROOM FOR BRANDI.

- I'VE BEEN REPLACED.

- SHE INSULTED ME, AND SHE SAYS

I GET BRANDI TO TALK TO ME.

REALLY, THAT'S AN INSULT.

SO, COME ON, KYLE, HERE'S YOUR LAST CHANCE.

BACK ME UP.

- I MEAN, TAYLOR HAS ENOUGH PROBLEMS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

- I'M OVER IT.

- WAS PART OF YOUR ISSUE THIS SEASON, LISA, THAT,

EVERY TIME THE SUBJECT OF ADRIENNE CAME UP,

SHE WAS KIND OF SPEAKING UP ON ADRIENNE'S BEHALF

AND YOU DIDN'T FEEL LIKE SHE WAS--

- YEAH, BUT I FELT THAT SUDDENLY SHE BECAME CLOSE TO ADRIENNE.

- I WASN'T EVEN CLOSE-- I WASN'T EVEN SEEING HER.

- SHE WAS NEVER CLOSE TO ADRIENNE BEFORE.

AND SUDDENLY SHE WAS KIND OF COZYING UP TO ADRIENNE,

DEFENDING HER ON EVERY LEVEL. - THAT WAS THE ILLUSION.

- YOU KNOW, ADRIENNE CAME IN SAYING,

"OH, WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK. WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK,"

AND I KNEW A LOT OF IT

WAS BASED AROUND THIS WHOLE BUSINESS DECISION,

BECAUSE THEY WANTED THE LISTING ON ADRIENNE'S HOUSE.

I KNEW THAT. - OH, REALLY?

[overlapping statements]

- IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ATTACKING SOMEONE'S CHARACTER,

THAT NEVER STOPPED ME FROM BEING HONEST WITH YOU OR CAMILLE.

- WELL, YOU SOLD MY HOUSE-- YOU SOLD MY HOUSE

BEFORE THE REUNION.

- IT'S NEVER STOPPED ME FROM BEING HONEST.

THAT IS NOT WHO I AM,

AND THAT IS ATTACKING MY CHARACTER.

I DON'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT THAT.

- I THINK THAT WAS A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

THAT NEEDED TO BE NURTURED.

- NO, IT'S NOT. - YES, I THINK IT IS.

- WELL, LET ME-- - ARE YOU FRIENDS

WITH ADRIENNE NOW?

- WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN REALLY CLOSE WITH ADRIENNE.

- BUT THEY WERE COMING OVER AND YOU WERE SAYING--

- OH, TWO TIMES?

- "WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK. WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK."

- TWO TI-- AND I DID HAVE HER BACK.

AND THE REASON I DEFENDED HER

IS BECAUSE SHE WASN'T THERE TO DEFEND HERSELF,

WHICH IS HER OWN FAULT,

AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY SHE HANDLED THINGS,

BUT SHE WASN'T THERE TO SPEAK UP FOR HERSELF.

AND IT FELT WEIRD TO HAVE EVERYONE SAYING

ALL THESE NEGATIVE THINGS AND TO SIT QUIET.

- DO YOU FEEL YOUR RELATIONSHIP

WITH KYLE AND MAURICIO CHANGED

AFTER HE SOLD YOUR HOUSE? - OH, YES, VERY MUCH SO.

- YOU DO? - AND SO DOES KEN.

- OH, WOW. - YOU FEEL LIKE THEY DROPPED YOU

AFTER-- - SO YOU DON'T THINK

I'VE BEEN TRYING ALL THIS TIME TO MEND THINGS WITH YOU?

- NO. WHEN? I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU EVER.

- LISA, THAT'S-- THAT IS NOT TRUE.

- WHEN OD I EVER HEAR FROM YOU?

- I TALK--I CALL YOU, I TEXT YOU, I EMAIL YOU.

I WALK INTO YOUR RESTAURANT.

I DON'T KNOW-- YOU SO BADLY WANT

SOMEONE TO THINK I'M THIS PERSON THAT I'M NOT.

MAYBE IF I LOOK WORSE, IT MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER,

I DON'T KNOW, BUT THAT IS NOT WHO I AM.

- MM, I DON'T THINK THAT'S-- - WAIT, LISA,

ARE YOU SAYING MY SISTER'S ONLY BEEN YOUR FRIEND

TO SELL YOUR HOUSE?

'CAUSE I KNOW MY SISTER BETTER THAN THAT.

- NO, WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE.

NO, WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE THAT.

AND WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE. - RIGHT.

- I WILL SAY, BECAUSE I DO SPEND A TON OF TIME WITH LISA

OUTSIDE OF SHOOTING, I'LL SAY,

"HAVE YOU HEARD FROM KYLE?", AND SHE SAYS, "NO."

- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S CHANGED A LOT SINCE--

AND I SAID RECENTLY, NO, SHE'S RIGHT, RECENTLY.

- DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU'VE BEEN REPLACED BY BRANDI?

- IN A SENSE, YES, I DO. - HOW?

- WELL, I FEEL LIKE I JUST DO.

I MEAN, YOU KNOW-- - I DON'T TALK

BEHIND LISA'S BACK,

AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.

- YOU HAVEN'T HAD AN ISSUE WITH HER.

MAYBE IF YOU HAD A FIGHT WITH HER , AN ARGUMENT--

- WE ARGUE ALL THE TIME.

- YEAH, BUT NOT-- OBVIOUSLY NOTHING MAJOR.

- WE HAVE THE CONVERSATION WITH EACH OTHER.

NO, WE ARGUE. TRUST ME. - YES.

- MAYBE I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON,

BUT, YEAH, I GO TO MY FRIENDS TO TALK.

- DO YOU FEEL THAT LISA HOLDS YOU TO A DIFFERENT STANDARD?

- YES, I DO.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M HELD

TO BE THE ONE THAT HAS TO JUMP IN--

- DO YOU HOLD HER TO A DOUBLE STANDARD?

- NO, I DON'T THINK SO AT ALL.

I THINK SHE SAID TOO MANY THINGS BEHIND MY BACK.

- AND I THINK EVERYONE HERE KNOWS THAT WE'VE HAD PROBLEMS

BUT THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU, AND I HAVE FOUGHT MY ASS OFF

TO TRY TO FIX IT, AND YOU'VE MADE IT SO DIFFICULT.

- IT'S NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS.

- AND IF YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT, THAT'S OKAY.

- YOU CAN'T UNKNOW SOMETHING.

I CAN'T UNKNOW SOMETHING.

- I JUST WISH THAT WE COULD MOVE PAST IT,

BECAUSE, I MEAN, IF WE--

WHAT WE'VE GONE THROUGH AND WE'VE GOTTEN BETTER,

WHAT CAMILLE AND I WENT THROUGH, WE GOT BETTER,

I MEAN, LIFE IS TOO SHORT.

- LISA, DO YOU STILL CARE?

- ABOUT KYLE? YES, VERY MUCH.

BUT I THINK IT NEEDS TO BE REBUILT SLOWLY,

AND I THINK I NEED TO GAIN CONFIDENCE IN HER,

BECAUSE I DON'T EVER TALK BEHIND THEIR BACKS.

I DO NOT DO THAT.

- LISA, BUT WE'VE HAD FIGHTS-- - LET ME FINISH.

- WHEN YOU HAD A FIGHT WITH CAMILLE,

WE'VE TALKED ABOUT CAMILLE.

- I DO NOT SIT THERE AND SLAG YOU OFF

BEHIND YOUR BACK, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

- THAT'S NOT BEHIND THE BACK. THAT'S A FRIEND

TALKING TO A FRIEND WHEN THEY HAD A FIGHT,

WHICH IS WHAT WE'VE DONE. - I'VE SAID TO YOU--

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID TO YOU I DON'T WANT TO TALK

ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN? I SAID THAT--I JUST--

I'D RATHER DEAL WITH HER, YOU KNOW, STRAIGHT TO HER FACE.

- I'VE TRIED SO HARD, AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE,

NO MATTER WHAT I DO, IS WRONG.

I DON'T KNOW-- I MEAN, I CAN'T--

YOU'RE DAMNED IF YOU DO, DAMNED IF YOU DON'T.

- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK KYLE

IS JEALOUS OF HOW CLOSE YOU AND LISA HAVE BECOME?

- ABSOLUTELY. I THINK THAT'S WHERE A LOT

OF THE DRAMA STEMS FROM. I MEAN, I THINK

THAT THEY DO CARE SO MUCH ABOUT EACH OTHER,

AND SHE DOES FEEL LIKE SHE'S BEEN REPLACED,

BUT HERE'S THE DEAL--

I DON'T TALK [bleep] ABOUT MY FRIENDS

BEHIND THEIR BACK. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

- WE'VE HAD MOMENTS OF THOSE TOO, BY THE WAY,

AND MOVED FORWARD, BUT, YOU KNOW--

- KYLE AND I DO GET ALONG. I MEAN, WE ALL GET ALONG.

- BY THE WAY, YOU AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD AN ARGUMENT

AT ALL THIS SEASON. I REALLY HAVE GROWN TO LIKE YOU.

- NO, AND I SAY THAT TO PEOPLE.

- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SOMEONE GO ATTACK YOU.

- BUT YOU DO ATTACK HER.

WHEN WE WERE IN VEGAS, OKAY,

YOU ARE THE ONE THAT STARTED GOING TO HER,

LIKE, "OH, YEAH, PLASTIC SURGERY,"

THE MINUTE WE GOT IN THE CAR.

AND THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

- EXCUSE ME. - THAT'S CATTY.

- OKAY, REALLY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAY

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA IN PARIS?

- COMING UP...

- SHE WASN'T TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK.

- YOLANDA. YOLANDA. - SHE WAS NOT TALKING--

SHE WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM. - STOP!

- I REALLY HAVE GROWN TO LIKE YOU.

- NO, AND I SAY THAT TO PEOPLE.

- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SOMEONE GO ATTACK YOU.

- BUT YOU DO ATTACK HER.

WHEN WE WERE IN VEGAS, OKAY,

YOU ARE THE ONE THAT STARTED GOING TO HER,

LIKE, "OH, YEAH, PLASTIC SURGERY,"

THE MINUTE WE GOT IN THE CAR.

AND THAT SHOWS YOU HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

- EXCUSE ME. - THAT'S CATTY.

THAT'S THE POINT. - OKAY, REALLY,

THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAY

WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA IN PARIS?

- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LISA?

- I'LL GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY IT FIRST.

WHY DON'T WE DO THAT? - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- THAT SHE'S PHONY, AND THAT SHE'S A FAKE,

AND THAT SHE'S PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT KIM

TO LOOK GOOD IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY,

AND THAT SHE DOESN'T GIVE A [bleep] ABOUT KIM.

AND "DID LISA KNOCK ON KIM'S DOOR?

DID LISA TEXT YOU?"

- LISTEN, LISTEN--

- "DID SHE CALL YOU? NO, HONEY, SHE DIDN'T."

YOU SAID-- - NO, NO, NO, I SAID--

- NO, NO, NO, LET ME FINISH.

AND YOU SAID, "SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]."

- OH, MY GOD.

- WELL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID IN PARIS.

- DID YOU SAY ANY OF THIS STUFF? - NO, I DIDN'T.

- YES, YOU DID. - YOU SAID THAT LISA

WAS FULL OF [bleep]? - NO, NEVER.

- YES, YOU DID. AND YOU SAID, "THE REASON

"I LIKE BRANDI-- AT LEAST SHE'S HONEST,

"AND SHE'S STRAIGHT-FORWARD, NOT LIKE LISA,

"WHO IS A PHONY AND WANTS PEOPLE

TO THINK SHE'S SOMEONE."

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID TO BOTH OF US IN THE AIRPORT.

SHE SAID IT TO BOTH OF US.

- YOU WEREN'T THERE. YOU WEREN'T EVEN TALKING

TO YOUR SISTER.

I SCHLEPPED HER BAGS THROUGH THE AIRPORT IN PARIS.

- YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT BEING HONEST,

THEN BE HONEST. - YOU WERE A TOTAL [bleep]

ABOUT YOUR SISTER. YOU WERE.

YOU WEREN'T TALKING TO YOUR SISTER IN THE AIRPORT.

- YOLANDA. - SHE WAS SITTING BY HERSELF,

AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE SITTING WITH HER.

I CARRIED HER BAGS THROUGH THE AIRPORT.

- SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA LIE. YOU'RE GONNA LIE.

WE SAT THERE-- - YOU'RE A LIAR. PLEASE.

- YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR.

- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, YOLANDA.

SHE WAS TALK-- SHE WAS TALKING BEHIND MY BACK

LAST NIGHT, AND WHAT YOLANDA WAS SAYING--

- SHE WASN'T TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK.

- SHE WAS, YOLANDA.

YOLANDA. YOLANDA. - SHE WAS NOT TALKING BEHIND--

SHE WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM. - STOP!

THE NIGHT BEFORE SHE WAS TALKING

BEHIND MY BACK AT DINNER.

- SHE WASN'T. - AND YOU SAID,

"SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND. SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]."

- SHE WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM.

I SAID TO YOU, "IT'S NOT NICE THAT SHE KEEPS BRINGING UP

THE CONVERSATION IN FRONT OF YOU..."

- AND YOU SAID, "SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND."

- "WITH YOU IN THE ROOM." - "SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]."

- BUT SHE WASN'T TALKING BEHIND YOUR BACK.

- I SWEAR TO GOD THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

I PROMISE YOU. - YOU REMEMBER?

- I REMEMBER. I DO REMEMBER. - OKAY, GOOD.

- YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF HER NOW?

- I DIDN'T RELAPSE, YOLANDA.

- I'M NOT MAKING F-- I'M NOT FAKING--

HONEY, SHE WENT TO SOUTH OF FRANCE BEFORE...

- LET ME INTERRUPT,

'CAUSE WHAT WE HAVE HERE-- - YOU'RE CONFUSED, HONEY.

- NO, I'M VERY CLEAR.

- JUST WANT TO HEAR WHAT LISA SAYS ABOUT THIS.

- I HAVE BEEN NICE TO YOU. ON CAMERA, OFF CAMERA,

THE WHOLE SEASON.

AND THEN YOU'RE SO NICE TO EVERYBODY,

AND THEN YOU TALK [bleep] ABOUT EVERYBODY IN YOUR BLOG.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DO THAT.

- I DON'T TALK [bleep]. I HAVE AN OPINION.

- SO YOU'RE NICE TO ME... - MY BLOGS ARE MY OPINION.

- ON CAMERA AND OFF, AND THEN--NO, REALLY?

SO WHO DO I BELIEVE, THE YOU THAT TALKS TO ME

IN MY FACE OR THE YOU IN THE BLOG?

WHO SHOULD I BELIEVE?

- [scoffs] I DON'T SEE YOU.

YOU NEVER LOOK IN MY FACE. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

- I'M ASKING IF YOU THINK

THAT YOLANDA SAID THAT YOU WERE FULL OF [bleep]

AT THE AIRPORT.

- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

- NEXT WEEK, THE REUNION CONTINUES.

SO YOU THINK KYLE IS KIND OF A LIAR, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

- WE WERE VERY CONCERNED. YOU WEREN'T LUCID.

- HOLD ON. HOLD ON A SECOND.

YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT ANY OF THIS STUFF.

- FOR YOU TO SAY I'M NOT ACTING SOBER

WAS SO WRONG.

- WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST?

- I TRUST...

- I DON'T THINK A MAN SHOULD EVER SPEAK TO A WOMAN THAT WAY.

IT'S ACTUALLY COWARDLY.

- IS THIS WHAT YOU DID TO ADRIENNE?

- WHAT DID I DO TO ADRIENNE? - FOR NO REASON?

JUMP IN AND GET ALL MEAN. IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE?

- THAT IS THE MEANEST THING YOU CAN SAY.

- I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN. - WELL, IT IS.

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