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- TONIGHT...
- LIKE, WHAT DO YOU THINK,

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I'M GONNA PUT MY HEART ON A
PLATTER FOR YOU TO STEP ON IT?

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- THE EPIC TWO-PART
<i>BEVERLY HILLS </i> REUNION BEGINS.

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- I KNEW I HAD A SKELETON.

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I KNEW I HAD A GREAT BIG DEMON

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HIDING IN THAT CLOSET.

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- DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU'VE
BEEN REPLACED BY BRANDI?

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- IN A SENSE, YES, I DO.

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- BUT I DON'T TALK [bleep] ABOUT
MY FRIENDS BEHIND THEIR BACK.

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IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

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- THAT'S NOT WHO I AM,

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AND THAT IS ATTACKING
MY CHARACTER.

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- IS THIS WHAT YOU DID
TO ADRIENNE FOR NO REASON?

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- WHAT DID I DO TO ADRIENNE?

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- JUMP IN AND GET ALL MEAN.
IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE?

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- NO, KIM, IT'S NOT.
- THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE,

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BE A MEAN, NAUGHTY, LITTLE GIRL.

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- SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE MADLY
IN LOVE WITH HIM.

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- I AM.

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- I THINK
THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP.

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- THAT IS THE MEANEST THING
YOU CAN SAY.

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- YOU THINK YOU HAVE
A DRINKING PROBLEM?

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- ONE GLASS OF WINE
HELPS A LITTLE.

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- THAT SHOWS YOU
HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

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- REALLY, WHY DON'T YOU SAY

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WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA
IN PARIS?

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- YOU'RE A LIAR.

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- YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR.

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- I DON'T MEAN IT.

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- HEY, EVERYBODY.

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WELCOME TO <i>THE REAL HOUSEWIVES</i>
<i>OF BEVERLY HILLS </i> REUNION.

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I'M ANDY COHEN,

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JOINED BY THE FABULOUS AND
RADIANT LADIES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

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HI, LISA.
- HELLO, DARLING.

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- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. VERY EXCITED TO BE BACK.

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IT WAS SO MUCH FUN LAST TIME.

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[laughter]
- HI, KYLE.

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- HELLO, ANDY.
- EVERYTHING GOOD?

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- WONDERFUL.
COULDN'T BE BETTER.

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- KIM, GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- HI, ANDY.

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NICE TO SEE YOU.

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- READY FOR TODAY?
- I THINK SO.

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- GOOD.
- ARE YOU READY FOR ME?

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- I AM.
I LOVE TURTLES.

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- I LOVE TURTLES.
- GOOD.

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- I LOVE TURTLES.
- HI, BRANDI.

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- HI, ANDY.
- YOU'RE VERY NERVOUS TODAY.

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- I AM.
- YOU WERE SHAKING

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WHEN YOU CAME IN.
- YES.

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- ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
- NO, I THINK JUST IN GENERAL.

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- OKAY. HI, TAYLOR.
- HELLO, ANDY.

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- YOU LOOK VERY WELL.
- THANK YOU. I AM WELL.

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- AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
OUR NEWEST HOUSEWIFE YOLANDA.

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HI.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

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- GREAT. READY FOR TODAY?
- YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT

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TO SEE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

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- WELL, TODAY WE ARE MISSING
ONE OF THE HOUSEWIVES

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THAT HAS BEEN WITH US
SINCE THE BEGINNING.

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ADRIENNE MALOOF HAS DECIDED
NOT TO PARTICIPATE TODAY.

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THIS SEASON WAS HARD
ON ADRIENNE, AS YOU ALL KNOW.

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A SECRET ABOUT HER FAMILY
WAS REVEALED BY BRANDI,

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AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON

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ADRIENNE REFUSED TO SPEAK
DIRECTLY ABOUT IT.

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WE KNOW THAT FRUSTRATED YOU
IN THE AUDIENCE.

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IT FRUSTRATED ALL OF US TOO.

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IF YOU READ THE TABLOIDS,
YOU MIGHT HAVE THEORIES

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ON WHAT THE SECRET IS,
BUT ADRIENNE WON'T BE HERE

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TO TELL HER SIDE
OF THE STORY.

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NOT ONLY IS SHE
ABSENT TONIGHT,

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BUT SHE WON'T BE ON THE SHOW
NEXT SEASON.

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ADRIENNE MALOOF'S FINAL ACT

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AS A HOUSEWIFE
IS NOT SHOWING UP TONIGHT.

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- WOW.
- WOW.

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- SHOCKING.

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- LADIES, WHAT'S YOUR REACTION
TO THAT?

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- UM, I THINK IT'S SAD,
HONESTLY, YOU KNOW.

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A LOT OF US WENT
THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER,

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AND, EVEN IF WE'VE HAD
OUR DIFFERENCES,

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THERE'S SORT OF THIS SISTERHOOD
SORT OF, YOU KNOW,

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EVEN IF WE'VE HAD PROBLEMS
WITH EACH OTHER.

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WE ALWAYS KIND OF HAD
EACH OTHER'S BACK AT TIMES,

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SO THERE'S A SADNESS
DEFINITELY.

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- I THINK SHE CHANGED
HER BOUNDARIES, THOUGH.

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I THINK, IF YOU SIGN UP
TO DO A REALITY SHOW,

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YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED
TO OPEN UP YOUR LIFE,

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AND YOU MADE YOUR LIFE
THE VIEWERS' BUSINESS

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WHEN YOU ENTERED
INTO THEIR LIVING ROOM.

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AND THAT'S
WHAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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HOW CAN YOU GO INTO A REALITY
SHOW WITH SO MANY SECRETS

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AND THEN KIND OF GET LITIGIOUS

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EVERY TIME SOMEBODY
BRINGS SOMETHING UP?

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WHAT BRANDI DID WASN'T TO EXPOSE
WHAT MANY OF US KNEW.

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IT WAS TO EXPOSE THE FACT
THAT SHE CONSISTENTLY LIED.

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THAT WAS THE POINT.

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- WILL SHE BE MISSED?
- NO.

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NO.

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- I THINK OF COURSE
SHE'LL BE MISSED.

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I'M NOT SURPRISED,
BECAUSE I THINK THIS SEASON

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SHE REALLY DID CAUSE
A LOT OF PROBLEMS.

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IT CAUSED A HUGE SITUATION
WHEN IT CAME OUT,

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AND THEN SHE DIDN'T
COME BACK TO HELP US

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REALLY CARRY THE WEIGHT.

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- BUT SHE'S NOT GONNA BE BACK,

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BECAUSE THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCES
OF HER NOT SHOWING UP TODAY.

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RIGHT?
YOU SIGN UP FOR A JOB,

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YOU'RE THERE
TILL THE LAST MINUTE.

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- BUT I'M SAYING
SHE WILL BE MISSED.

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- SHE DIDN'T HANDLE THINGS
PROPERLY.

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I REALLY WISH SHE HAD HANDLED
THINGS DIFFERENTLY.

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- IS IT COWARDLY
NOT COMING TODAY?

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- ABSOLUTELY.

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I THINK, WHEN YOU SIGN UP
FOR A REALITY SHOW,

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YOU DON'T GET--YOU DON'T GET
TO HAVE A SECRET.

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YOU DON'T--I MEAN, YES,
IF YOU HAVE A SECRET

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AND IT GETS PUT OUT THERE,
YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.

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IT'S WHAT WE ALL SIGNED UP FOR.

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- I THINK
IT'S A MISTAKE AS WELL,

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BECAUSE I THINK SHE'S LEAKED
STORIES TO THE PRESS

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SAYING THAT SHE WANTED TO QUIT,
AND I DON'T BELIEVE THAT.

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I BELIEVE SHE WANTED TO STAY.

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AND I THINK
SHE SHOULD HAVE COME,

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CLEARED UP THE MESS,
AND MOVED ON.

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- WELL, I THINK BY NOT SHOWING
UP, SHE'S--SHE'S--LOOKS GUILTY

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OF WHAT WE'VE ALL SAID
THAT SHE'S DONE.

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SO, I MEAN,
IF SHE IS INNOCENT,

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WHY NOT JUST COME
AND PLEAD YOUR CASE?

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- WELL, LAST SEASON BRANDI MAY
HAVE HOBBLED INTO BEVERLY HILLS

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ON CRUTCHES, BUT THIS YEAR
SHE STOOD HER GROUND.

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AND WHEN HER FRIENDSHIP
WITH ADRIENNE TURNED SOUR

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OVER SECRETS REVEALED,

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THINGS EXPLODED.

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IT ALL STARTED
WITH FOUR LITTLE WORDS.

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"SHUT THE [bleep] UP."

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[laughter]
WATCH.

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- I HAVE NO FILTER,
AND I DO SAY THINGS

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THAT I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T SAY.

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- THAT'S--'CAUSE THAT
WAS REALLY UNCALLED FOR.

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- AWW.
SOMEBODY'S CRYING.

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CALL IT OUT.

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- OKAY.
- "CALL IT OUT"?

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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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- THAT MEANS
SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

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- OH, MY GOSH.

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THIS WOMAN'S INSANE.

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THERE IS SOMETHING
ABSOLUTELY WRONG WITH HER.

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SHE'S CRAZY.
- I HAVE ZERO TOLERANCE FOR HER.

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I FEEL LIKE SHE LIES A LOT.

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- WE ALL KNOW THIS
ONE MAJOR LIE TO BE TRUE,

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AND IT JUST ANNOYS
THE [bleep] OUT OF ME

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THAT SHE KEEPS LYING ABOUT IT.

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AND THEN, LIKE, SHE--
- YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT.

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IT'S GONNA GET UGLY.
- YOU KNOW, CERTAIN COMMENTS

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THAT THAT BITCH MADE,
SO I'LL GET OUT OF HERE.

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- WHO?
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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- YOU.
- YOU JUST CALLED ME A BITCH.

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- YOU ARE A BITCH.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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WHAT I'D LIKE TO DO.
- I WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU TOO.

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- TELL ME.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO TELL ME?

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- YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW, BABY.
- YOU LIE.

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YOU LIE CONSTANTLY.
- [bleep] YOU.

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- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].

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- BRANDI DOES NOT CARE

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ABOUT ANYBODY'S REPUTATION.

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SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT
ATTENTION.

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- ADRIENNE AND PAUL

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ARE SUING ME.

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- MY LAWYER IS NOT SUING YOU,

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AND THERE IS NO LAWSUIT.

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- ARE YOU JOKING?

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- NO, ARE YOU JOKING?

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SHAME ON YOU.
SHAME ON YOU--

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- SHAME ON ME?

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- FOR BEING SO CALCULATING.
- SHAME ON YOU.

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- SHAME ON YOU FOR BEING
SO CALCULATING.

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- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

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THEY DON'T EXIST TO ME ANYMORE.
DONE. BYE.

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GO AWAY. DONE.
SEE YOU.

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- BRANDI, YOU SAID
THAT ADRIENNE CALLED YOU

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BEFORE THE LAST REUNION

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AND WANTED YOU TO SPEAK
AT THE REUNION.

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- RIGHT.
IT WAS SO SILLY.

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PAUL AND ADRIENNE
CALLED ME TOGETHER AFTER THAT,

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AND THEY WANTED ME TO GO
ON TWITTER AND SAY I LIED

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ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS
THAT I SAID.

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IT WAS ALL THIS DRAMA,

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AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN
WHEN I YELLED BACK AT THEM,

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ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S
ALL OF THESE NEGATIVE STORIES

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ON RADAR ONLINE, WHICH SEEMS
TO BE HER GO-TO PLACE

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ABOUT ME
AND ME AS A MOTHER.

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- SO THAT THEN...
- PISSED ME OFF.

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- PISSED YOU OFF.
- RIGHT.

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- THEN YOU'RE AT A DINNER
AT SUR

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WITH THE GROUP
AND YOU DECIDED TO SHARE

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A SECRET
ABOUT ADRIENNE'S FAMILY.

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- IT JUST MADE ME SO MAD.

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LIKE, I JUST WANTED
TO FIGHT BACK,

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'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO,
AND SO I DID.

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- KIM, YOU THEN REVEALED
TO ADRIENNE AND PAUL

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WHAT BRANDI SAID.

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DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS
ABOUT THAT?

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- DID I EXPECT FOR THEM
TO REACT THAT WAY?

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ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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I NEVER EXPECTED THEM
TO FLY OFF THE HANDLE

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AND GO RUNNING OVER
AND SCREAM AT BRANDI.

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- YOU KNOW,
IN THE FIRST SEASON,

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YOUR ALCOHOLISM CAME OUT.
- IT DID.

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- IT WAS SOMETHING
THAT WAS VERY PRIVATE TO YOU.

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- I KNEW I HAD A SKELETON.

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I KNEW I HAD A BIG, GREAT DEMON
HIDING IN THAT CLOSET,

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AND I WAS SCARED
EVERY SINGLE DAY ON THE SHOW.

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I THOUGHT, "OH, MY GOD,
IS IT GONNA COME OUT?

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WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
HOW AM I GONNA HIDE THIS?"

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AND I'M SURE SHE HAD A FEAR
OF IT ALL ALONG.

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IF IT'S TRUE OR NOT,
IT REALLY ISN'T FOR ANYONE ELSE

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TO DECIDE TO TELL
EXCEPT FOR HER AND HER HUSBAND.

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- WELL, THEN SHE SHOULD WATCH
HER BIG, FAT MOUTH.

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- WHILE ADRIENNE CHOSE
NOT TO BE HERE TONIGHT,

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SHE HAS HAD SOME CHOICE WORDS
IN THE PRESS.

219
00:08:09,767 --> 00:08:12,067
SHE SAID A FEW WEEKS AGO
THAT BRANDI,

220
00:08:12,066 --> 00:08:14,196
THAT YOU CREATE DRAMA
FOR THE SPORT OF IT.

221
00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,200
YOU DON'T CARE
WHO YOU HURT ALONG THE WAY.

222
00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:18,300
DOES SHE HAVE A POINT?

223
00:08:18,300 --> 00:08:20,000
YOU SAID THIS TO HURT HER,
'CAUSE YOU WERE MAD AT HER.

224
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,470
- SHE STARTED IT.

225
00:08:21,467 --> 00:08:23,167
I FIGHT BACK.
THAT'S WHAT I DO.

226
00:08:23,166 --> 00:08:25,496
I'M NOT--I'M A HAPPY, SWEET,
FUN-LOVING PERSON

227
00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:28,330
UNTIL YOU CROSS ME, AND THEN
I WILL [bleep] CUT A BITCH.

228
00:08:28,333 --> 00:08:30,073
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
- KYLE, WHAT DO YOU--

229
00:08:30,066 --> 00:08:32,766
- YOU CAN'T SAY THAT.
- IS THAT HOW YOU SEE BRANDI?

230
00:08:32,767 --> 00:08:34,597
IS SHE A INSTIGATOR,
OR DOES SHE FIGHT BACK?

231
00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,800
- WELL, IF THAT IS THE CASE,
MY CLAWS WILL COME OUT TOO

232
00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,470
IF SOMEONE WILL ATTACK ME
AS A MOTHER.

233
00:08:39,467 --> 00:08:40,597
- AND THAT'S WHY PAUL CALLED
AND APOLOGIZED TO ME.

234
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,770
- BUT I NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

235
00:08:41,767 --> 00:08:42,897
- PAUL CALLED AND APOLOGIZED
TO YOU?

236
00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:44,970
- WHEN THEY HAD THEIR FALLOUT,

237
00:08:44,967 --> 00:08:47,367
AND SHE--OR SOMEONE,
BERNIE OR WHOEVER IT WAS--

238
00:08:47,367 --> 00:08:49,527
WAS PUTTING STORIES OUT
ABOUT HIM AS A FATHER

239
00:08:49,533 --> 00:08:50,773
AND HIM AS A HUSBAND,

240
00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:53,227
HE CALLED ME AND HE SAID,
"I'M SORRY.

241
00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,473
I NEVER KNEW
THIS WAS HAPPENING,"

242
00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,767
WHICH I HOPE IS TRUE.

243
00:08:57,767 --> 00:09:00,267
- SO THERE WAS
A LOT OF SPECULATION

244
00:09:00,266 --> 00:09:01,726
ABOUT WHETHER THERE
WAS A LAWSUIT,

245
00:09:01,734 --> 00:09:04,734
A LETTER, A THREAT OF A SUIT,
OR WHAT.

246
00:09:04,734 --> 00:09:06,404
BRANDI, CLEAR IT UP.

247
00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:07,900
- GENEVA, MY GIRLFRIEND,
USED TO WORK FOR HER,

248
00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:10,430
AND SHE THOUGHT
THAT GENEVA WAS THE ONE

249
00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:12,703
TELLING ME ALL THIS INFORMATION,
SO SHE SENT A LETTER

250
00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:13,930
TO GENEVA WITH MY NAME ON IT.

251
00:09:13,934 --> 00:09:15,734
HER LAWYER CALLED MY LAWYER

252
00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:17,104
AND MADE HIM AWARE
OF THIS LETTER

253
00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:18,930
AND SAID, "WE NEED
TO HAVE A MEETING,

254
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,474
OR WE'RE GONNA GO FURTHER
WITH THE LAWSUIT."

255
00:09:20,467 --> 00:09:21,767
IF I DON'T GO SIT AND DOWN
WITH HIM,

256
00:09:21,767 --> 00:09:23,227
THAT WE'RE ALL GETTING SUED.

257
00:09:23,233 --> 00:09:25,673
AND THAT IGNITED THIS
BACK-AND-FORTH BETWEEN MY LAWYER

258
00:09:25,667 --> 00:09:27,097
AND HER LAWYER--

259
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:28,500
- CREATING ALL THE BILLS.
- WHICH COST YOU $10,000.

260
00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:30,270
- YES, IT REALLY DID.

261
00:09:30,266 --> 00:09:32,266
- GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS
HAD ADRIENNE SHOWN UP,

262
00:09:32,266 --> 00:09:35,166
SAYING, "WHY WOULD YOU GO
ON A REALITY SHOW

263
00:09:35,166 --> 00:09:36,966
"IF THERE ARE ASPECTS
OF YOUR LIFE

264
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:38,267
YOU DON'T WANT PUBLIC?"

265
00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:40,266
WHY DO YOU GUYS
THINK SHE DID IT?

266
00:09:40,266 --> 00:09:42,626
- I THINK THAT MONEY CAN BUY
A LOT OF THINGS,

267
00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,073
BUT IT CAN'T BUY FAME,
AND I THINK

268
00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:45,566
THAT THAT'S THE ONE THING
YOU CAN'T BUY,

269
00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:47,597
AND SHE WANTED IT
DESPERATELY.

270
00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:49,330
- HILLARY FROM
LARAMIE, WYOMING,

271
00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,573
WANTS TO KNOW, "BRANDI,
LAST YEAR YOU HAD A PROBLEM

272
00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:53,397
"WITH KIM,
AND THIS YEAR IT WAS ADRIENNE.

273
00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:55,170
IS IT POSSIBLE
YOU'RE THE PROBLEM?"

274
00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,426
- I MEAN,
ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE, ANDY.

275
00:09:57,433 --> 00:10:00,673
[laughter]

276
00:10:00,667 --> 00:10:02,027
- COMING UP...

277
00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:03,373
- WHEN DID YOU INVITE ME
TO YOUR HOME

278
00:10:03,367 --> 00:10:05,767
WHEN THERE WASN'T A CAMERA?
YOU DIDN'T.

279
00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:06,767
- I'VE BEEN OVER
WITHOUT CAMERAS.

280
00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,127
- WELL, YOU HAVE.
I WASN'T.

281
00:10:08,133 --> 00:10:10,933
- MAYBE THAT SAYS SOMETHING.

282
00:10:15,967 --> 00:10:18,467
- NOW, WHILE THE RECORD
MAY NOT SHOW IT,

283
00:10:18,467 --> 00:10:20,867
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
IN BEVERLY HILLS

284
00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:23,427
THAN DINNER PARTIES
AND SUING FRIENDS.

285
00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:26,573
THESE WOMEN
ACTUALLY CAN GET ALONG.

286
00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,067
LET'S SEE HOW.

287
00:10:28,066 --> 00:10:33,326
[exclamations]

288
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,833
- AT THE END OF THE DAY,
WE'RE ALL JUST A BUNCH OF GIRLS.

289
00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,074
- WAIT, LISA, NO!
LISA, STOP!

290
00:10:37,066 --> 00:10:40,126
- THIS IS A TRIP
WHERE WE CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME,

291
00:10:40,133 --> 00:10:42,903
SO, PLEASE, NO FIGHTING.

292
00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:47,300
- [gasps]

293
00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:49,500
[shrieking]

294
00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:51,070
- OH, MY GOD.

295
00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,326
- LET'S GO.

296
00:10:52,333 --> 00:10:54,303
- IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL
FOR WOMEN OUR AGE

297
00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:58,470
TO BE ACTING
COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS.

298
00:10:58,467 --> 00:11:01,127
RIGHT?

299
00:11:01,133 --> 00:11:02,503
- THAT'S CUTE.

300
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,030
WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE MOMENT
FROM THIS SEASON?

301
00:11:05,033 --> 00:11:06,833
- PROBABLY THAT NIGHT IN OJAI

302
00:11:06,834 --> 00:11:08,204
AND ALL LAUGHING LIKE THAT.

303
00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,770
- IT FELT
LIKE A REAL GIRLS' SLEEPOVER.

304
00:11:09,767 --> 00:11:10,967
- OH, MY GOD.
WE HAD SO MUCH FUN.

305
00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:12,197
- YOU LITERALLY WHAT, KYLE?

306
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,170
- I KNOW.
WELL, JUST GO AHEAD, LISA.

307
00:11:14,166 --> 00:11:16,966
YES.
- SHE LITERALLY WET HERSELF.

308
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:17,927
- I DID.
- DID YOU?

309
00:11:17,934 --> 00:11:19,474
- YES.
- I LAUGHED SO HARD. YES.

310
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,897
- ON THE BED.
I'M LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

311
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:24,970
- I KNOW.
I SAID, "OH, MY GOD."

312
00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:27,397
- DAWN FROM SHERMAN OAKS SAID,
"YOLANDA, ALL THE LADIES

313
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,400
"HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME
IN OJAI.

314
00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:31,530
"WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CUT LOOSE
AND JOIN THEM?

315
00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:33,803
TOO FAR TO CLIMB DOWN
FROM THAT HIGH HORSE?"

316
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:36,300
- YOU SEE, THAT'S THE THING,
THE DUTCH THING ABOUT ME.

317
00:11:36,300 --> 00:11:39,630
PROBABLY PEOPLE THINK THAT I'M
VERY COLD OR VERY ARROGANT.

318
00:11:39,633 --> 00:11:43,333
AND I'M ACTUALLY NOT.
I'M A SOFTIE.

319
00:11:43,333 --> 00:11:45,403
- WELL, FROM THE RUNWAYS
OF PARIS AND MILAN

320
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,570
TO THE STREETS
OF BEVERLY HILLS,

321
00:11:47,567 --> 00:11:49,697
THIS TALL, STUNNING DUTCH GIRL

322
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,830
QUICKLY MADE HER MARK.

323
00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:54,904
SHE MIGHT NOT LIKE THE DRAMA,
BUT SHE WAS ALSO NEVER AFRAID

324
00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,000
TO OFFER HER OPINION.

325
00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:01,170
MEET YOLANDA.

326
00:12:04,533 --> 00:12:07,833
- I SHOULD HAVE BEEN
MARTHA STEWART'S DAUGHTER.

327
00:12:07,834 --> 00:12:11,104
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.

328
00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:13,170
- YOLANDA AND DAVID,
WHEN I SAW THEM TOGETHER

329
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,396
FOR THE FIRST TIME, I CAN TELL
THEY'RE REALLY IN LOVE.

330
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:16,930
- HI.
- BABY.

331
00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:18,234
- I LOVE YOU.

332
00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,703
I ABSOLUTELY CATER
TO MY HUSBAND'S NEEDS.

333
00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:21,500
COME ON, I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL
DINNER WAITING FOR YOU.

334
00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,900
- YOU DO?
- YES. LET'S GO.

335
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,730
MY HUSBAND IS KING
IN MY HOUSE.

336
00:12:24,734 --> 00:12:26,504
I THINK THAT'S THE WAY
IT SHOULD BE.

337
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,700
THAT'S WHAT KEEPS
TWO PEOPLE TOGETHER.

338
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,570
I DON'T THINK WE EVER NEED
TO BE APART.

339
00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:32,467
WHY ARE YOU DISCUSSING
LIKE THIS?

340
00:12:32,467 --> 00:12:34,967
DON'T YOU GUYS JUST DISCUSS
LIKE NORMAL WOMEN?

341
00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:36,967
WHERE ARE THESE WOMEN FROM?

342
00:12:36,967 --> 00:12:38,767
WHAT PLANET ARE THEY FROM?

343
00:12:38,767 --> 00:12:40,967
LIKE, LET IT GO, GIRLS.

344
00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:42,497
LIFE IS GONNA BE REALLY
MISERABLE IF YOU CAN'T MOVE ON

345
00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,470
FROM THOSE THINGS.

346
00:12:44,467 --> 00:12:48,467
- YOLANDA...DARLING...
NOBODY'S LISTENING TO YOU.

347
00:12:48,467 --> 00:12:50,297
- LET'S JUST HAVE
A GREAT WEEKEND.

348
00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:51,730
- CHEERS.
- CHEERS.

349
00:12:51,734 --> 00:12:53,604
- TO ME, YOLANDA'S ALWAYS HAD
A LITTLE BIT

350
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,400
OF AN "I'M BETTER THAN YOU"
ATTITUDE.

351
00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,030
- LET'S MAKE A CIRCLE
AROUND THE PIANO,

352
00:12:58,033 --> 00:12:59,503
AND WE'LL DO A LITTLE MUSIC.

353
00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,130
IT'S JUST SOMETHING
THAT ALWAYS SEEMS

354
00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:02,703
TO BE A PART OF WHO SHE IS.
- SHH.

355
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,670
YOU DON'T SPEAK.
YOU DON'T SING. SHH.

356
00:13:06,667 --> 00:13:08,027
- YOU DON'T HAVE ANY HISTORY
WITH HIM.

357
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:09,703
- RIGHT.
- IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING

358
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:10,900
ABOUT MY HUSBAND,
BRING IT ON.

359
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,100
- YEAH.
- SHE'S A GANGSTER BITCH.

360
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,030
SHE DOESN'T PUT UP WITH ANYTHING
FROM ANYONE,

361
00:13:14,033 --> 00:13:16,133
AND I LOVE THAT ABOUT HER.
- SCREW YOU.

362
00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,633
I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU REALLY?

363
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:20,403
WHO IS ADRIENNE MALOOF
IN THIS WORLD?

364
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,200
SHE'S NOBODY.

365
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:26,770
- YOLANDA, YOUR LIFE
COMPLETELY CHANGED THE MOMENT

366
00:13:26,767 --> 00:13:29,397
YOU STEPPED INTO THAT FIRST
PARTY AT VILLA BLANCA.

367
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:32,100
WHAT WAS IT LIKE
BEING THROWN INTO THE MIDDLE

368
00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,970
OF THIS GROUP?

369
00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:35,627
- I WAS KIND OF THROWN
INTO THE SHARK TANK

370
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,173
AND MADE TO SWIM
ON MY OWN.

371
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:40,766
I MEAN, I WASN'T REALLY PROPERLY
INTRODUCED TO ANYBODY.

372
00:13:40,767 --> 00:13:43,427
- WELL, LISA WAS YOUR FRIEND
BEFORE THE SHOW.

373
00:13:43,433 --> 00:13:44,833
DID SHE REACH OUT TO YOU?

374
00:13:44,834 --> 00:13:47,674
- YEAH, BUT LISA WAS
IN A VERY DELICATE POSITION.

375
00:13:47,667 --> 00:13:49,827
AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO--
- BUT, YOU SEE,

376
00:13:49,834 --> 00:13:52,634
I DON'T LIKE IT
WHEN SOMEBODY TRIES

377
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:55,673
TO POISON SOMEBODY
AGAINST SOMEBODY.

378
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:57,467
AND I KNOW HER.

379
00:13:57,467 --> 00:13:59,127
SHE HAS HER OWN OPINIONS.
SHE HAS HER--

380
00:13:59,133 --> 00:14:01,873
YOU KNOW, SHE'S GONNA THINK
FOR HERSELF.

381
00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:04,427
- NONE OF THEM REALLY MADE
AN EFFORT TO GET TO KNOW ME

382
00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,833
OR REACH OUT TO ME,
TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME.

383
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:09,074
SO THE EXPERIENCE--
- I DID.

384
00:14:09,066 --> 00:14:10,726
- WELL, YOU DID ACTUALLY, YES.

385
00:14:10,734 --> 00:14:13,234
- I ACTUALLY DID. I CALLED YOU,
ASKED YOU TO DINNER.

386
00:14:13,233 --> 00:14:15,133
I CALLED YOU ON THE PHONE
WHEN YOU WEREN'T FEELING WELL.

387
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:16,473
- THAT WAS AT THE END,
SWEETHEART.

388
00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,067
THAT WAS AFTER WE FILMED
THE SEASON.

389
00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,466
- BUT DID YOU EVER CALL ANYBODY?

390
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,267
- SWEETHEART,
I CAME INTO YOUR GROUP.

391
00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:22,996
YOU DIDN'T COME INTO MY GROUP.

392
00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,130
- NO, BUT I WAS MAKING
AN EFFORT WITH YOU, I DID.

393
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:25,603
- YOU MADE AN EFFORT
AT THE END OF THE SHOW.

394
00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,600
I'M TALKING
WHEN I FIRST CAME--

395
00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,970
- NO, I STILL DID.
WE DID. WE WOULD TALK...

396
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,327
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
- AND TEXT BACK AND FORTH.

397
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:32,633
WELL, THAT'S WHAT I REMEMBER.

398
00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:34,133
- NO, I DON'T--I DON'T.

399
00:14:34,133 --> 00:14:35,733
- YOU ALSO MADE IT VERY CLEAR
EVERY TIME

400
00:14:35,734 --> 00:14:37,734
YOU WERE WITH US, LIKE,
"OH, I DON'T KNOW, THIS GROUP

401
00:14:37,734 --> 00:14:40,204
AND YOU GIRLS"--
- EXCUSE ME, FOR YOU TO SAY

402
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:42,030
THAT I WAS COMING AROUND
WITH AN ATTITUDE

403
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:43,673
OR "THESE GIRLS"--
- OH, OKAY, I DID--

404
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:45,397
- NO, I DIDN'T.

405
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,970
I WAS ON GUARD.
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY?

406
00:14:47,967 --> 00:14:50,127
BECAUSE I'M NEW.
I MEAN, I KNOW YOU GUYS FIGHT--

407
00:14:50,133 --> 00:14:53,103
I'M PROTECTING MY HEART.

408
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:56,070
IF YOU HAD ONLY TAKEN A MOMENT
TO GET TO KNOW ME--

409
00:14:56,066 --> 00:14:58,866
- I WAS TRYING,
BUT IT WAS

410
00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,367
A LITTLE BIT DIFFICULT,
I HAVE TO SAY.

411
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:01,897
I WAS GETTING, LIKE,
THIS VERY STANDOFFISH VIBE--

412
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,930
- WELL, NO, BUT THERE'S, LIKE,
THIS FOREIGN ELEMENT

413
00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:05,674
THAT I THINK PEOPLE THINK
THAT SHE'S STANDOFFISH.

414
00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:07,267
AND SHE'S NOT AT ALL.

415
00:15:07,266 --> 00:15:08,796
- I FELT LIKE I WAS MAKING
AN EFFORT ACTUALLY.

416
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,600
- SWEETHEART,
GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.

417
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:15,300
I SAT IN YOUR DRIVEWAY,
SICK AS A DOG IN THE CAR.

418
00:15:15,300 --> 00:15:16,900
YOU DIDN'T EVEN
HAVE THE DECENCY

419
00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:19,130
TO COME OUT AND OFFER ME
A GLASS OF WATER.

420
00:15:19,133 --> 00:15:20,833
- SHE WAS REALLY SICK.
- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW

421
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,234
YOU WERE OUT THERE.

422
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,773
WHEN YOU CAME TO MY HOUSE,
I CATER TO YOU,

423
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,127
I MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A DRINK,
I MAKE SURE YOU EAT.

424
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,273
REACHING OUT--
- WE WERE ALL WORKING

425
00:15:28,266 --> 00:15:30,266
WITH PEOPLE BRINGING US DRINKS.
- SHE WAS VERY UPSET THAT DAY.

426
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:32,366
NO, SHE WAS VERY UPSET THAT DAY
THAT NO ONE CAME OUT

427
00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:34,867
TO GREET HER,
'CAUSE SHE CAME FROM CEDARS.

428
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,027
- I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE--

429
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:37,203
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
I HEARD THAT.

430
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,770
- SEE, EXACTLY,
YOU DON'T KNOW.

431
00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,967
SO YOU DON'T KNOW--YOU DON'T
KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE,

432
00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:42,327
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW.

433
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:43,773
- IT WAS KIND OF HARD
TO GET TO KNOW YOU,

434
00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:46,427
BECAUSE YOU WERE
VERY ALMOST ISOLATED.

435
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:49,433
- ISOLATED?
I WAS GUARDED, HONEY.

436
00:15:49,433 --> 00:15:52,003
WHAT DO YOU THINK, I'M GONNA PUT
MY HEART ON A PLATTER

437
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,370
FOR YOU TO STEP ON IT?
COME ON.

438
00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,567
GIVE ME A LITTLE--
- I'M NOT GONNA STAB

439
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,797
ANYBODY'S HEART.
- GIVE ME A LITTLE CREDIT HERE.

440
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,500
- I FELT LIKE I WAS MAKING
AN EFFORT ACTUALLY.

441
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,800
BUT YOU SAID
YOU INVITED US ALL

442
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,000
INTO YOUR HOME
TO GET TO KNOW US.

443
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,300
I ALSO INVITED YOU,
AND YOU DIDN'T COME.

444
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,700
THAT'S KIND OF WHAT I WAS TRYING
TO SAY BEFORE.

445
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,630
TO PORTIA'S BIRTHDAY,
TO MY DINNER PARTY.

446
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,433
THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS
YOU DIDN'T COME TO.

447
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,533
- NO, NO,
BUT IT WASN'T MY CHOICE.

448
00:16:10,533 --> 00:16:12,833
I DIDN'T NOT--NOT COME
TO THESE EVENTS BECAUSE--

449
00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,204
- NO, BUT I'M JUST SAYING--
- NO, LET ME FINISH.

450
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,430
- LET ME FINISH, 'CAUSE YOU SAID
THAT YOU INVITED US

451
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,633
IN YOUR HOME,
ALL OF US THAT NIGHT.

452
00:16:18,633 --> 00:16:21,173
I HAD FROM BEFORE THEN
INVITED YOU AS WELL,

453
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:22,526
AND YOU WEREN'T ABLE
TO MAKE IT.

454
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:25,633
SO THAT'S--I MEAN,
I WAS ALSO MAKING AN EFFORT,

455
00:16:25,633 --> 00:16:26,803
STUFF THAT WE WERE SHOOTING--
- SWEETHEART,

456
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,370
THAT WAS ON THE SHOW.

457
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,067
I'M TALKING REACHING OUT TO
ANOTHER WOMAN BESIDE THE SHOW.

458
00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,566
- YOU JUST TALKED
ABOUT ON THE SHOW.

459
00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,967
WHEN DID YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR
HOME WHEN THERE WASN'T A CAMERA?

460
00:16:33,967 --> 00:16:35,097
YOU DIDN'T.

461
00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:36,200
- I'VE BEEN OVER
WITHOUT CAMERAS.

462
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,470
- WELL, YOU HAVE.
I WASN'T.

463
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,897
- MAYBE THAT SAYS SOMETHING.

464
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,170
- OKAY, I WANT TO CHANGE
THE TOPIC A LITTLE BIT.

465
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,426
YOLANDA, THAT NIGHT
OF YOUR FIRST PARTY,

466
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:45,833
YOU SAID THAT THE WOMEN
SHOULD BE HONORED

467
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:46,904
TO BE
AROUND YOUR HUSBAND.

468
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,700
- WHAT I MEANT IS EVERY DAY

469
00:16:49,700 --> 00:16:51,370
I FEEL HONORED
TO BE AROUND HIM,

470
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:53,227
BECAUSE HE'S SUCH
AN INCREDIBLE HUMAN BEING.

471
00:16:53,233 --> 00:16:55,333
SO I EXPECT MY FRIENDS

472
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:57,203
AND THE PEOPLE THAT COME
INTO MY HOME

473
00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,100
AND MY SACRED PLACE
TO RESPECT MY HUSBAND

474
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,830
AND NOT COME IN THERE
WITH A "[bleep] YOU" ATTITUDE,

475
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,874
LIKE, "OH, YOU DID THIS,"
YOU KNOW.

476
00:17:05,867 --> 00:17:07,297
THAT'S WHAT I WAS
TRYING TO SAY.

477
00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:10,130
- GOT SOME QUESTIONS, YOLANDA,
ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTER.

478
00:17:10,133 --> 00:17:12,403
MOLLY FROM COLUMBUS
IS CURIOUS

479
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,600
ABOUT YOUR PARENTING,
WANTING TO KNOW

480
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,430
IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN
WHY YOU'RE WORRIED

481
00:17:16,433 --> 00:17:19,233
THAT GIGI WOULD BE A LESBIAN
IF SHE PLAYS VOLLEYBALL

482
00:17:19,233 --> 00:17:21,533
OR DRESSES A CERTAIN WAY.
[laughter]

483
00:17:21,533 --> 00:17:24,833
- IN THIRD GRADE, REMEMBER, I
USED TO WEAR BASKETBALL CLOTHES

484
00:17:24,834 --> 00:17:26,274
TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.

485
00:17:26,266 --> 00:17:30,526
- YES, I THOUGHT
THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS...

486
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,873
A LESBIAN.

487
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:36,167
THAT CAME OUT SO SILLY

488
00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:37,966
AND SO WRONG.

489
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,267
WE LOVE 'EM--WHATEVER
THEIR CHOICES ARE, WE LOVE IT.

490
00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:42,266
UM--
- NOT A CHOICE.

491
00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:44,426
- WELL, I MEAN,
WHATEVER THEIR CHOICE--

492
00:17:44,433 --> 00:17:46,373
WELL...
- HOWEVER THEY WERE BORN.

493
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:47,667
- THAT'S DEBATABLE,
BUT THAT'S ANOTHER--

494
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,427
WE HAVE ONE THAT WENT
FROM ONE BACK AND BACK.

495
00:17:50,433 --> 00:17:51,733
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT--
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

496
00:17:51,734 --> 00:17:53,734
I'M NOT GETTING INTO THIS NOW.

497
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,174
- THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER--
- OKAY, GO ON.

498
00:17:55,166 --> 00:17:57,866
- WE'LL DO THAT OVER A GLASS
OF WINE ON AN OFF NIGHT.

499
00:17:57,867 --> 00:17:59,967
- VIEWERS ALSO BLANCHE

500
00:17:59,967 --> 00:18:01,897
WHEN YOU TOLD THE WORKMAN
AT MOHAMED'S

501
00:18:01,900 --> 00:18:03,270
TO LEARN ENGLISH.

502
00:18:03,266 --> 00:18:04,726
- YEAH.
YOU GOTTA LEARN ENGLISH.

503
00:18:04,734 --> 00:18:06,904
YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE IN AMERICA.

504
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:08,230
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.

505
00:18:08,233 --> 00:18:11,733
THESE GUYS, SOME OF THEM
HAVE BEEN WITH US FOR 15 YEARS.

506
00:18:11,734 --> 00:18:14,504
AND IT'S OUT OF LOVE
THAT I SAY TO THESE GUYS,

507
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,300
"COME ON.
TRY TO LEARN ENGLISH,"

508
00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,800
'CAUSE IT'LL OPEN
A WHOLE OTHER DOOR

509
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:18,970
OF OPPORTUNITY
FOR THESE PEOPLE.

510
00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:21,027
IT WAS NEVER MEAN IN, LIKE,

511
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,373
"OH, MY GOD.
YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH."

512
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,527
LISTEN, IF I HADN'T GONE
THROUGH THAT MYSELF,

513
00:18:24,533 --> 00:18:27,303
THAT WOULD MAYBE BE OBNOXIOUS,
BUT, WHEN I CAME TO AMERICA,

514
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:29,330
I KNEW 20 WORDS OF ENGLISH.

515
00:18:29,333 --> 00:18:30,903
AND I MADE AN EFFORT TO LEARN

516
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,800
YOUR LANGUAGE
BECAUSE I LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY

517
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,000
AND THIS IS WHERE I AM.

518
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,130
- SHELLY FROM STAMFORD,
CONNECTICUT

519
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:38,673
HAS A VERY PERSONAL QUESTION
FOR YOU, YOLANDA.

520
00:18:38,667 --> 00:18:41,127
"TELL ME, DO YOU AND DAVID
HAVE A PRENUP?"

521
00:18:41,133 --> 00:18:43,233
- YES, WE DO.
- YOU DO?

522
00:18:43,233 --> 00:18:45,303
- ABSOLUTELY.
- ABSOLUTELY?

523
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,130
- YES.
- IS THAT JUST

524
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,733
HOW IT'S DONE HERE?

525
00:18:48,734 --> 00:18:51,074
- NO, I THINK
IT'S IMPORTANT ANYWHERE.

526
00:18:51,066 --> 00:18:52,796
EVERYTHING'S GREAT
WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE,

527
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,800
BUT A PRENUP IS JUST A CONTRACT,
AN UNDERSTANDING,

528
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,170
SO, YOU KNOW,
IF THINGS EVER COME TO AN END,

529
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:01,366
YOU CAN WALK AWAY,
AND, YOU KNOW,

530
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,997
I LOVE WHAT KEN AND LISA HAVE,

531
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,770
BUT UNFORTUNATELY,
YOU KNOW,

532
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:08,097
THAT IS NOT--
NOT EVERYBODY CAN DO 30 YEARS

533
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:10,130
WITH ONE PERSON,
AND THAT'S THE REALITY OF IT.

534
00:19:10,133 --> 00:19:11,533
AND IT'S ALL GOOD.

535
00:19:11,533 --> 00:19:13,773
YOU KNOW, MAYBE LOVE CYCLES
ARE 15 YEARS,

536
00:19:13,767 --> 00:19:15,867
AND AFTER 15 YEARS YOU'RE TIRED,
YOU NEED A CHANGE.

537
00:19:15,867 --> 00:19:17,597
I MEAN, WHO KNOWS?
- I LIKE IT. "LOVE CYCLE."

538
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,800
I LIKE IT.

539
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,970
- HOW LONG
ARE YOUR LOVE CYCLES, ANDY?

540
00:19:21,967 --> 00:19:23,467
- VERY SHORT.
- I MEAN, JUST CHECKING.

541
00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:25,727
- VERY SHORT.
[laughter]

542
00:19:25,734 --> 00:19:29,104
COMING UP...
- IF A GOOD FRIEND

543
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,500
HAD THIS INFORMATION
AND SHE SHARED IT WITH STRANGERS

544
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:34,400
AT A PARTY, I THINK
THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP.

545
00:19:41,133 --> 00:19:45,103
- YOLANDA, YOU HAD NEVER SEEN
AN EPISODE OF THIS SERIES

546
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:46,170
BEFORE YOU CAME ON.
- NO, I HADN'T,

547
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,666
BECAUSE I DON'T
WATCH TV A LOT.

548
00:19:47,667 --> 00:19:49,997
I LOVE TO READ
AND, YOU KNOW, WRITE

549
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,100
AND DO DIFFERENT THINGS,
BUT I REMEMBER LOOKING ONCE,

550
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,700
AND I SAW PEOPLE SCREAMING,
AND I THOUGHT, "OH, MY GOD.

551
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,030
THAT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME,"

552
00:19:56,033 --> 00:19:58,073
JUST BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WHERE I COME FROM,

553
00:19:58,066 --> 00:20:00,196
IT JUST DOESN'T--
SO I TURNED IT OFF.

554
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,470
AND I NEVER WATCHED IT,

555
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:03,397
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
TO JUDGE ANYBODY HERE

556
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,770
ON WHAT I SEE ON THE SHOW.

557
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:08,497
SO I WANTED TO REALLY GET
TO KNOW EVERYBODY

558
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,670
IN A NATURAL WAY,
AND I REGRET IT TODAY.

559
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,067
- YOU DO? YOU REGRET THAT?
- ABSOLUTELY.

560
00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:14,696
YEAH, I SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY
WATCHED A SHOW

561
00:20:14,700 --> 00:20:18,570
JUST TO GET AHEAD,
'CAUSE IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME

562
00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,897
TO CATCH UP.

563
00:20:19,900 --> 00:20:21,430
- WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,
I GOT AN AMAZING VIBE

564
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,203
FROM YOU
AND YOUR AWESOME AURA,

565
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,570
I MEAN, I WAS EXCITED WHEN WE
PLANNED THE TRIP TO OJAI.

566
00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,427
I WAS REALLY EXCITED
ABOUT SPENDING

567
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:29,703
PARTICULARLY TIME WITH YOU.
I REALLY WAS.

568
00:20:29,700 --> 00:20:33,000
PERSONALLY, I WAS ACTUALLY
SHOCKED WHEN WE CAME HOME

569
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,000
AND YOU SAID,
"OH, YOU KNOW, SO SORRY

570
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:39,430
YOU MISSED COMING TO MY HOUSE
FOR THE MASTER CLEANSE."

571
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:41,873
- WE WERE GONNA DO THE MASTER
CLEANSE TOGETHER, REMEMBER?

572
00:20:41,867 --> 00:20:43,567
- YEAH, BUT WE HAVEN'T MADE
A DATE ON IT.

573
00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:46,167
- YEAH, WE MADE A DATE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

574
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:49,326
WE DIDN'T MAKE PLANS ONCE.
WE MADE IT THREE TIMES.

575
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,473
I MEAN, I DIDN'T JUST SUCK THAT
OUT OF MY THUMB.

576
00:20:51,467 --> 00:20:54,827
- WE NEVER HAD PLANS TO GO--
- MY LOVE, WE DID.

577
00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:56,634
- BUT WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
YOLANDA.

578
00:20:56,633 --> 00:21:00,933
YOU AND I TALKED ABOUT
A MASTER CLEANSE UP IN OJAI.

579
00:21:00,934 --> 00:21:02,934
- WE MADE PLANS.
YES, WE DID, SWEETHEART.

580
00:21:02,934 --> 00:21:05,404
- LET'S CLARIFY THAT.
DID WE EVER TALK AFTER OJAI?

581
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,430
- NO, WE DIDN'T.
- BUT SOMETIMES WE DON'T TALK.

582
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,773
- YOU NEVER RETURNED MY CALLS.
- PLEASE, BRANDI,

583
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,097
THIS IS IMPORTANT,
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW--

584
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,470
I'M HOME FROM RECOVERY
LAST YEAR,

585
00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:15,627
I'M FIGHTING
FOR EVERYBODY TO REALIZE

586
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,833
THAT I'M ON TOP OF MY GAME,
THAT I'M SOBER,

587
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:20,134
AND I'M DOING THE RIGHT THINGS,
AND I'M RESPONSIBLE.

588
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,333
SO WHEN SOMEBODY COMES UP TO ME
AND SAYS,

589
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:25,173
"YOU DIDN'T COME TO MY HOUSE.
WE HAD PLANS THREE TIMES,

590
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:26,526
"AND I WAITED FOR YOU,
AND YOU'RE NOT THERE

591
00:21:26,533 --> 00:21:27,933
TO SQUEEZE LEMONS WITH ME,"

592
00:21:27,934 --> 00:21:29,704
I'M SORRY,
I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT.

593
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,300
WHEN YOU TELL ME,
YOU KNOW, "YOU DIDN'T SHOW.

594
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:33,330
YOU KNOW, I HAD PLANS
WITH YOU THREE TIMES"--

595
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:34,473
- BUT YOU DIDN'T.

596
00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:35,627
- BUT I DID NOT HAVE PLANS
WITH YOU.

597
00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:36,933
- YES, WE DID.

598
00:21:36,934 --> 00:21:38,974
- DID I EVER TALK TO YOU
AND MAKE PLANS WITH YOU

599
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,227
TO COME TO YOUR HOME?
- YOU KNOW, IT'S FINE.

600
00:21:40,233 --> 00:21:42,173
- IT'S NOT FINE.
IT'S NOT FINE FOR ME.

601
00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,766
BECAUSE I NEED A CLARIFICATION
THAT WE--

602
00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:45,927
- THE CLARIFICATION IS THIS--

603
00:21:45,934 --> 00:21:47,174
LET'S GET--IT'S VERY SIMPLE.

604
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:49,026
- PERFECT.
- YOU AND I, WE TALKED

605
00:21:49,033 --> 00:21:50,433
ABOUT DOING THE CLEANSE, RIGHT?
- IN OJAI.

606
00:21:50,433 --> 00:21:52,673
- I CALLED YOU.
I LEFT MESSAGES.

607
00:21:52,667 --> 00:21:54,997
WE NEVER CONNECTED.
AND YOU CALLED ME TOO.

608
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,630
I KNOW YOU CALLED--
- PHONE TAG BACK AND FORTH.

609
00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:57,803
- SO WE JUST DIDN'T CONNECT.

610
00:21:57,800 --> 00:22:00,370
THEN THROUGH SALLY,
WE MADE PLANS TO DO--

611
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:01,567
- PRODUCTION.

612
00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:03,427
- SO YOU AND I
NEVER MADE PLANS?

613
00:22:03,433 --> 00:22:05,503
PERSONALLY, YOU AND I NEVER--
- NO, WE MADE PLANS--EXACTLY.

614
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,600
NOT SAYING THAT YOU ARE--

615
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,030
- NOT SHOWING
FOR WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO--

616
00:22:09,033 --> 00:22:10,233
THAT'S WHAT WAS
IMPORTANT TO ME.

617
00:22:10,233 --> 00:22:12,333
- NO, NO, IT WAS JUST
THAT WE MADE PLANS

618
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:13,833
THROUGH PRODUCTION,
AND, LIKE I SAID,

619
00:22:13,834 --> 00:22:15,404
YOU KNOW,
THAT'S WHY IT'S IMPORTANT

620
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:18,170
FOR THE GIRLS, I THINK,
TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP

621
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:19,696
BESIDE THE SHOW.

622
00:22:19,700 --> 00:22:22,270
- YOLANDA, YOU ANNOUNCED
A FEW MONTHS BACK

623
00:22:22,266 --> 00:22:25,026
THAT YOU HAVE BEEN SUFFERING
FROM LYME DISEASE

624
00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,233
AND THAT IT WAS
RATHER SERIOUS.

625
00:22:26,233 --> 00:22:27,373
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

626
00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:28,567
- IT TOOK A LONG TIME

627
00:22:28,567 --> 00:22:29,797
TO GET DIAGNOSED.

628
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,270
- I'VE BEEN SICK REALLY
MAYBE SINCE TWO YEARS

629
00:22:33,266 --> 00:22:34,796
THAT I'VE BEEN STARTING TO FEEL

630
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,630
THAT MY BRAIN FUNCTION
WAS CHANGING.

631
00:22:36,633 --> 00:22:39,203
- AND HOW DID THAT MANIFEST
ITSELF DURING SHOOTING?

632
00:22:39,200 --> 00:22:42,500
- THE SIGNIFICANT MOMENT
WAS WHEN TAYLOR AND I,

633
00:22:42,500 --> 00:22:45,630
YOU KNOW, GOT INTO THIS THING
AT KYLE'S PARTY.

634
00:22:45,633 --> 00:22:48,673
I REMEMBER LOOKING AT HER
AND NOT ABLE TO FORM

635
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:50,067
ANY SENTENCES.

636
00:22:50,066 --> 00:22:51,866
LIKE, MY BRAIN
WAS SO SHUT DOWN THAT,

637
00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:53,627
AT THAT POINT,
I COULDN'T WRITE ANYMORE,

638
00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:55,903
I COULDN'T READ,
AND I COULDN'T SPEAK ANYMORE.

639
00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:58,000
AND I REMEMBER LOOKING AT HER,
GOING, LIKE,

640
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,930
I HAVE ALL THESE THINGS
TO SAY IN MY HEAD,

641
00:22:59,934 --> 00:23:02,234
AND I COULDN'T SAY IT,
AND I SAID TO HER,

642
00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,603
"YOU'RE SUCH AN [bleep],"
WHICH IS SO NOT ME.

643
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,930
LIKE, IT IS SOMETHING
THAT I WOULD JUST NEVER SAY,

644
00:23:06,934 --> 00:23:11,474
BUT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT
OF LACK OF BEING ABLE TO SPEAK.

645
00:23:11,467 --> 00:23:14,727
- YOU HAD SOME HARSH WORDS
FOR TAYLOR ON YOUR BLOG.

646
00:23:14,734 --> 00:23:17,634
YOU SAID, "TRASH TALK
IS POISONOUS, MISS TAYLOR,

647
00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:20,033
"SO MAYBE GET THE STORY
BEFORE YOU LET YOUR MOUTH

648
00:23:20,033 --> 00:23:21,773
RUN ON SOMEONE
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW,"

649
00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:24,567
REFERRING TO SOME COMMENTS
THAT TAYLOR MADE

650
00:23:24,567 --> 00:23:26,267
ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.
- ABOUT MY HUSBAND. YEAH.

651
00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:28,866
WHAT HURT ME THE MOST
ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID

652
00:23:28,867 --> 00:23:32,127
WAS HERE YOU'RE COMING
INTO OUR LIFE

653
00:23:32,133 --> 00:23:34,303
JUDGING US
ON WHAT LINDA TOLD YOU.

654
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,670
- WELL, THEN I OWE YOU
AN APOLOGY, AND I APOLOGIZED

655
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:38,427
ON MY BLOG, BUT I WANT
TO SAY I'M SORRY,

656
00:23:38,433 --> 00:23:39,933
BECAUSE I CAME
INTO OUR RELATIONSHIP

657
00:23:39,934 --> 00:23:42,574
FROM A COMPLETELY
UNFAIR DIRECTION.

658
00:23:42,567 --> 00:23:45,667
COMING INTO YOUR LIFE
AND IT LOOKING SO PERFECT

659
00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:48,867
AND BEAUTIFUL WAS HARD,

660
00:23:48,867 --> 00:23:51,127
JUST IN THE STATE
OF WHERE I WAS.

661
00:23:51,133 --> 00:23:53,333
SO...
- I GET IT.

662
00:23:53,333 --> 00:23:56,203
- THIS SEASON SAW
A RENEWED TAYLOR

663
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:57,600
READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD.

664
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,530
BUT BEHIND A STRONG FACADE

665
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:02,803
WAS A WOMAN STILL WRESTLING
WITH HER DEMONS.

666
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,630
IT WAS NOT AN EASY ROAD.
WATCH.

667
00:24:05,633 --> 00:24:07,803
- I'VE SEEN TAYLOR
HAVE GOOD DAYS,

668
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,070
AND I'VE SEEN TAYLOR
HAVE BAD DAYS.

669
00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:10,796
- YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT PHYSICAL ABUSE,

670
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,100
AND THERE'S
A DEAD MAN INVOLVED.

671
00:24:12,100 --> 00:24:13,800
- SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO STAY
IN THAT MARRIAGE.

672
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:15,130
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN
BY THAT, KIM?

673
00:24:15,133 --> 00:24:17,273
- NOTHING, TAYLOR.

674
00:24:17,266 --> 00:24:18,666
- I ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU,
SO DON'T RIGHT NOW.

675
00:24:18,667 --> 00:24:20,427
SHE SLEPT WITH EVERYBODY ELSE,

676
00:24:20,433 --> 00:24:21,433
SO I GUESS SHE HAD TO TAKE

677
00:24:21,433 --> 00:24:23,073
A FLIGHT OUT OF TOWN
TO GO GET LAID.

678
00:24:23,066 --> 00:24:25,496
- THERE'S NOTHING MORE UGLY
THAN A DRUNK WOMAN.

679
00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:27,600
- [giggles]

680
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,000
- TAYLOR IS A HOT MESS.
- [laughs]

681
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,130
- SHE'S MOST DEFINITELY
STRUGGLING,

682
00:24:32,133 --> 00:24:33,903
AND I THINK
A LOT OF THE TIMES

683
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:37,400
IT'S BEING FUELED
BY ALCOHOL.

684
00:24:44,967 --> 00:24:47,327
- OKAY, I HAVE KENNEDY
WITH ME ANYWAY.

685
00:24:47,333 --> 00:24:49,573
CAN I JUST KEEP HER
WITH ME THEN?

686
00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:54,433
- I JUST WANT TO SAY
ONE THING, TAYLOR.

687
00:24:54,433 --> 00:24:56,733
I'M NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT

688
00:24:56,734 --> 00:24:58,374
OR BE AFRAID TO TELL YOU,

689
00:24:58,367 --> 00:25:00,927
I DO RECOGNIZE SOMEBODY

690
00:25:00,934 --> 00:25:02,574
THAT HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM.

691
00:25:02,567 --> 00:25:04,497
YOU GOTTA SAY,
"WHAT AM I DOING?"

692
00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:11,930
- UM, DO YOU THINK
YOU WERE DRINKING TOO MUCH

693
00:25:11,934 --> 00:25:14,874
ON THE SHOW
THIS SEASON?

694
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,867
- ABSOLUTELY.
YEAH.

695
00:25:16,867 --> 00:25:18,767
- DO YOU THINK
YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM?

696
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,167
- I DON'T NOW.

697
00:25:20,166 --> 00:25:21,626
I MEAN, I THINK IT WAS WORSE.

698
00:25:21,633 --> 00:25:23,673
I WAS REALLY STRUGGLING,
AND IT WAS JUST A LOT

699
00:25:23,667 --> 00:25:26,067
ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO COPE.

700
00:25:26,066 --> 00:25:28,496
AND ONE GLASS OF WINE
HELPS A LITTLE,

701
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,700
AND THEN, BY THE TIME YOU GET
TO THREE OR FOUR,

702
00:25:30,700 --> 00:25:32,870
YOU CAN ACTUALLY THINK
OF LAYING DOWN IN YOUR BED,

703
00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,597
SO, ALTHOUGH IT WAS
A BAD CHOICE,

704
00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,000
IT WAS THE MOST NATURAL CHOICE,
AND I WOULD WAKE UP

705
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,400
IN THE MORNING
AND JUST FEEL WORSE.

706
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,670
BUT I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.

707
00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,167
I WAS REALLY OVERWHELMED.

708
00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,966
- SO YOU HAD A PROBLEM,
BUT HOW DID YOU SOLVE IT?

709
00:25:43,967 --> 00:25:46,067
- THE TIMES
WHEN I WOULD FEEL LIKE,

710
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,466
"OH, MY GOD.
I'M SO STRESSED OUT,

711
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:49,497
AND NOW I'M REACHING
FOR A GLASS OF WINE,"

712
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:52,830
IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN, "HERE
WE ARE CELEBRATING SOMETHING,

713
00:25:52,834 --> 00:25:54,704
"MY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY.
LET'S HAVE SOME CHAMPAGNE.

714
00:25:54,700 --> 00:25:56,530
AND I'M IN A GOOD, HAPPY PLACE."

715
00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:58,033
YOU KNOW, THERE IS
A BIG DIFFERENCE THERE--

716
00:25:58,033 --> 00:26:00,703
- YEAH, BUT, TAYLOR, EVEN WHEN
YOU'RE IN A SOCIAL SITUATION,

717
00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:03,070
IT'S GOING TOO FAR,
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

718
00:26:03,066 --> 00:26:04,496
SHE WAS STUMBLING.

719
00:26:04,500 --> 00:26:06,000
SHE WAS WHEN WE WERE
IN THAT RESTAURANT.

720
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000
AND I SAID, "TAYLOR,
GET A GRIP."

721
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,300
- KIM, OBVIOUSLY THIS IS
SOMETHING YOU'VE STRUGGLED WITH

722
00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:12,800
FOR A LONG TIME.
YOU'VE TALKED ABOUT THAT A LOT.

723
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:14,500
WHAT'S YOUR REACTION TO THIS?

724
00:26:14,500 --> 00:26:17,100
- IT WAS ACTUALLY GETTING HARD
FOR ME

725
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:20,570
TO SEE YOU LIKE THAT.

726
00:26:20,567 --> 00:26:23,067
I WAS SCARED FOR YOU,
AND IT WAS UNCOMFORTABLE FOR ME.

727
00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:25,596
AND I TRIED TO TELL YOU,
LIKE, HOW I RELATED TO IT.

728
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,500
- OH, HONEY, DON'T CRY.
- NO, I'M SORRY,

729
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,030
BUT IT'S LIKE--AND THEN I SEE
THAT YOU'RE MAD AT ME.

730
00:26:29,033 --> 00:26:33,033
- NO, I JUST--OKAY.
- AND I DIDN'T COME THERE

731
00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:36,073
TO POINT ANY FINGERS,
BECAUSE I REALLY, REALLY,

732
00:26:36,066 --> 00:26:39,666
GENUINELY CARE,
AND I WAS SCARED FOR YOU,

733
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:43,297
BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU
TO END UP WHERE I DID.

734
00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,970
AND I REALLY AM FRIGHTENED
FOR YOU.

735
00:26:44,967 --> 00:26:47,797
EVEN IF YOU CUT BACK
AND JUST HAD A COUPLE GLASSES,

736
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:50,100
I DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO THAT.

737
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,700
- AND THEN YOU WROTE
IN YOUR BLOG, TAYLOR,

738
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:55,100
"I KNOW DR. DREW,
AND, KIM, DR. DREW YOU ARE NOT.

739
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:58,170
"IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY
TIME KIM NO-SHOWED FOR EVENTS

740
00:26:58,166 --> 00:27:01,066
WITH NO CALL, I COULD PAY
ALL MY ATTORNEYS' FEES."

741
00:27:01,066 --> 00:27:02,766
- AND THAT REALLY HURTS
MY FEELINGS.

742
00:27:02,767 --> 00:27:05,967
- LISTEN, LISA TALKS TO ME
ABOUT IT OFF-CAMERA--

743
00:27:05,967 --> 00:27:07,397
YOU KNOW, AND SAYS...
- I DO TOO.

744
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,200
- WHEN SHE'S HAD CONCERNS
IN THE PAST--NOT REALLY.

745
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,470
- OH, YES, I HAVE,
AND YOU TELL ME,

746
00:27:10,467 --> 00:27:12,027
"SHH," LIKE,
"DON'T SAY ANYTHING."

747
00:27:12,033 --> 00:27:13,303
I CALL YOU,
AND YOU DON'T RETURN ME BACK.

748
00:27:13,300 --> 00:27:14,770
- YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOR MONTHS
TO REHAB.

749
00:27:14,767 --> 00:27:16,167
- I'VE BEEN GONE FOR MONTHS?

750
00:27:16,166 --> 00:27:18,496
WHEN I DO CALL YOU,
YOU DON'T RETURN MY PHONE CALL.

751
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,700
- KIM, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- IT'S TOTALLY TRUE.

752
00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:23,630
- OKAY, WELL,
I APPRECIATE IT, I DO.

753
00:27:23,633 --> 00:27:25,973
I REALLY DO.
- SO, TAYLOR,

754
00:27:25,967 --> 00:27:28,567
I THINK
IT WAS REALLY DISTURBING

755
00:27:28,567 --> 00:27:31,297
FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE

756
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:34,400
AT KIM'S PARTY
CELEBRATING HER NEW NOSE

757
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,800
TO SEE THE CONFUSION
SURROUNDING WHERE KENNEDY WAS

758
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,930
AND WHO WAS TAKING CARE OF HER.

759
00:27:40,934 --> 00:27:44,234
WHAT WAS YOUR REACTION TO SEEING
THAT PLAY OUT ON TELEVISION?

760
00:27:44,233 --> 00:27:47,033
- THAT WAS NOT THE PLAN.
MY NANNY WAS TO STOP

761
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,403
BY KYLE'S HOUSE, THEN WAS
TO DELIVER HER TO MY MOTHER,

762
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,030
BECAUSE WE WERE FILMING
THAT NIGHT.

763
00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:52,773
SO, WHEN I CALLED,
IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN SOBER

764
00:27:52,767 --> 00:27:54,167
OR ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET,

765
00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:57,466
I STILL WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOCKED
THAT KYLE HAD KENNEDY

766
00:27:57,467 --> 00:27:59,367
AT KIM'S HOUSE.
- AND I ASSUMED

767
00:27:59,367 --> 00:28:01,167
THAT THE NANNY HAD ASKED HER.

768
00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:03,796
- BUT DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS
SHOULD HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION

769
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,500
AT A PARTY WITH ALL
THE OTHER WOMEN ABOUT THAT?

770
00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,100
- TAYLOR ACTUALLY SAID
ON THE PHONE

771
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:11,070
THAT THE NANNY WAS SUPPOSED
TO TAKE HER TO MY MOM'S,

772
00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:13,926
AND THAT PART DIDN'T GET AIRED,
AND THEN KIM AND I ALSO SAID

773
00:28:13,934 --> 00:28:15,434
TO MARISA,
"YOU DON'T KNOW TAYLOR.

774
00:28:15,433 --> 00:28:16,903
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH.

775
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,370
- KYLE AND I BOTH
GOT VERY DEFENSIVE

776
00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:19,497
WITH MARISA,
AND SHE KEPT GOING,

777
00:28:19,500 --> 00:28:21,000
AND I SAID,
"WHO IS THIS GIRL?

778
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,770
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW TAYLOR
THAT WELL."

779
00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:24,027
- BUT THAT'S THE POINT.

780
00:28:24,033 --> 00:28:25,273
WHY WERE YOU GUYS TALKING
TO HER ABOUT IT?

781
00:28:25,266 --> 00:28:26,696
THAT'S MY POINT.

782
00:28:26,700 --> 00:28:28,700
- WHY IS EVERYBODY TALKING
ABOUT WHAT GOES ON?

783
00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,330
- I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR--
- DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY--

784
00:28:30,333 --> 00:28:32,373
DIDN'T YOU SAY,
WHEN WE DO A REALITY SHOW THAT,

785
00:28:32,367 --> 00:28:34,127
WHEN THINGS COME UP, WE HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING?

786
00:28:34,133 --> 00:28:36,573
- IF A GOOD FRIEND
HAS THIS INFORMATION

787
00:28:36,567 --> 00:28:39,467
AND SHE SHARED IT
WITH STRANGERS AT A PARTY,

788
00:28:39,467 --> 00:28:42,827
I THINK
THAT'S KIND OF [bleep] UP.

789
00:28:42,834 --> 00:28:45,374
- ALL RIGHT.
WHERE DO THINGS STAND

790
00:28:45,367 --> 00:28:47,797
WITH THE LEGAL TROUBLE
THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN?

791
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,470
WE SAW YOU HAVE TO SELL
YOUR WEDDING RING.

792
00:28:49,467 --> 00:28:53,427
- RIGHT, RIGHT. YEAH, EVERYTHING
IS GOOD RIGHT NOW.

793
00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:56,203
THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT ANYONE
ELSE COMING AFTER ME, THOUGH.

794
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,400
SO A FEW DAYS AGO,
THE ATTORNEYS SHOWED UP

795
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,100
AT MY HOUSE
AND TOOK MY WEDDING RING...

796
00:29:03,100 --> 00:29:08,330
- OH.
- AND TWO HERMES BAGS.

797
00:29:08,333 --> 00:29:11,033
AND THEN I STILL OWE THEM
A LITTLE MONEY.

798
00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:13,803
BUT IT'S OVER.

799
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,500
- HAVE YOU HAD TO GIVE UP
ANY MORE BIRKIN BAGS?

800
00:29:16,500 --> 00:29:18,270
- NO, BUT, YOU KNOW,
IT'S FUNNY WITH THOSE,

801
00:29:18,266 --> 00:29:19,526
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THEY'RE REAL,

802
00:29:19,533 --> 00:29:21,173
AND I HAD MY WEDDING RING
REAPPRAISED TOO,

803
00:29:21,166 --> 00:29:23,566
'CAUSE I THOUGHT IT'S PROBABLY
NOT EVEN REAL EITHER.

804
00:29:23,567 --> 00:29:24,967
- AND WAS IT?
- IT WAS.

805
00:29:24,967 --> 00:29:26,427
I WAS SURPRISED ACTUALLY.

806
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,833
I WENT TO MY JEWELER.
I'M LIKE, "LET ME KNOW

807
00:29:27,834 --> 00:29:29,574
IF THIS IS A CUBIC ZIRCONIUM,
BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA."

808
00:29:29,567 --> 00:29:31,497
IT WAS, LIKE, TO THAT EXTENT
AT THAT POINT.

809
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:34,100
- FROM ALL YOUR LEGAL TROUBLES

810
00:29:34,100 --> 00:29:35,470
CAME SOMETHING ELSE.

811
00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:37,897
YOU'RE NOW DATING
YOUR LAWYER, RIGHT?

812
00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:42,670
- YES.
- AND HE IS MARRIED, BUT--

813
00:29:42,667 --> 00:29:45,827
- HE'S IN--
HE'S IN A PROTRACTED DIVORCE,

814
00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:48,004
SO THEY'RE STILL SETTLING
ASSETS, AND, YOU KNOW,

815
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,670
THOSE THINGS CAN TAKE
A LONG TIME.

816
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:51,227
- BRANDI, WHAT DID YOU THINK

817
00:29:51,233 --> 00:29:53,273
OF TAYLOR DATING
A MARRIED MAN?

818
00:29:53,266 --> 00:29:56,766
- I MEAN, IT DOES BOTHER ME
QUITE A BIT,

819
00:29:56,767 --> 00:29:58,527
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE,
GET OUT OF YOUR MARRIAGE

820
00:29:58,533 --> 00:30:01,103
BEFORE YOU START
A NEW RELATIONSHIP.

821
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:04,100
AND IT WAS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME
THAT THAT HAPPENED TO ME.

822
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:05,870
I FEEL FOR HIS WIFE
AND THE KIDS.

823
00:30:05,867 --> 00:30:06,867
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- YEAH, BUT WAIT--

824
00:30:06,867 --> 00:30:08,727
- I'VE BEEN IN THAT POSITION.

825
00:30:08,734 --> 00:30:10,674
- BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU KNOW
WHEN THERE'S A LOT OF,

826
00:30:10,667 --> 00:30:12,567
YOU KNOW, STUFF TO BE DIVIDED,

827
00:30:12,567 --> 00:30:13,897
DIVORCE CAN TAKE
THREE OR FOUR YEARS.

828
00:30:13,900 --> 00:30:15,130
- OH, YEAH, YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY.

829
00:30:15,133 --> 00:30:16,303
- THAT PERSON'S NOT ALLOWED
TO DATE THEN?

830
00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,730
THAT'S--
- BUT I THINK THAT THEY WERE--

831
00:30:17,734 --> 00:30:19,774
WHEN YOU GUYS
WERE ORIGINALLY TOGETHER,

832
00:30:19,767 --> 00:30:22,667
THEY WERE STILL HAPPILY MARRIED.
- OH.

833
00:30:22,667 --> 00:30:24,197
- THEY HAD BEEN LIVING APART
FOR SEVERAL YEARS.

834
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,770
IT WAS JUST A MATTER
OF PAPERWORK AT THAT POINT.

835
00:30:26,767 --> 00:30:28,127
- YOU'RE NOT JUST DATING HIM.

836
00:30:28,133 --> 00:30:29,803
I MEAN, IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM.

837
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,070
- I AM.
- THAT'S GREAT.

838
00:30:32,066 --> 00:30:33,566
- THANK YOU.
- AND HOW LONG

839
00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:34,767
HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?

840
00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:36,397
- UM, GOSH, SINCE THE END
OF THE SUMMER.

841
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:38,500
YEAH.
SO THINGS ARE GREAT.

842
00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,670
HE'S AMAZING WITH KENNEDY,

843
00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:41,197
AND IT'S JUST REALLY NICE
FOR HER

844
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,900
TO SEE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP.

845
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:46,100
- SO HE LIVES IN COLORADO?
- HE DOES.

846
00:30:46,100 --> 00:30:47,470
- SO ARE YOU SPENDING
HALF YOUR TIME THERE,

847
00:30:47,467 --> 00:30:49,027
OR ARE YOU SPENDING
MOST OF YOUR TIME THERE?

848
00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:50,303
- WE'RE SPENDING
THE SKI SEASON THERE.

849
00:30:50,300 --> 00:30:51,800
IT'S JUST
AN EXTENDED VACATION.

850
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:53,670
THAT WAY, WHEN WE COME BACK,
EVERYTHING'S NEW

851
00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:55,297
AND FRESH,
AND IT'S OUR NEW LIFE,

852
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:59,230
AND THE PAST IS BEHIND US.

853
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:00,533
- COMING UP...

854
00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:02,173
- THAT SHOWS YOU
HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

855
00:31:02,166 --> 00:31:04,126
- EXCUSE ME.
- THAT'S CATTY.

856
00:31:04,133 --> 00:31:06,533
- OKAY, REALLY,
WHY DON'T YOU SAY

857
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,533
WHAT YOU SAID
ABOUT LISA IN PARIS?

858
00:31:16,967 --> 00:31:18,227
- OKAY, BRANDI,
THERE WAS A RUMOR

859
00:31:18,233 --> 00:31:19,633
FLOATING AROUND

860
00:31:19,633 --> 00:31:22,673
THAT LEANN RIMES
WAS JOINING THE CAST

861
00:31:22,667 --> 00:31:23,897
OF THIS SHOW.
- YEAH.

862
00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:25,830
- HOW DID YOU REACT TO THAT?

863
00:31:25,834 --> 00:31:28,934
- I MEAN, IT'S A RUMOR.

864
00:31:28,934 --> 00:31:30,474
AND SHE SAID SO MANY HORRIBLE
THINGS ABOUT THE SHOW.

865
00:31:30,467 --> 00:31:32,097
"IT'S JUST A BUNCH
OF DRUNK PEOPLE RUNNING AROUND."

866
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,670
WHICH IS KIND OF TRUE.

867
00:31:34,667 --> 00:31:36,697
I WOULD FEEL LIKE SHE WOULD BE
A GIANT HYPOCRITE,

868
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:39,130
BUT, I MEAN, THIS SHOW
HAS DONE SO MUCH FOR ME.

869
00:31:39,133 --> 00:31:40,873
AND BRING IT ON.

870
00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:42,327
- WELL, WE'RE DOWN
A HOUSEWIFE.

871
00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,603
WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET
OUR NEWEST REAL HOUSEWIFE

872
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:46,100
OF BEVERLY HILLS?
all: YES!

873
00:31:46,100 --> 00:31:49,400
- OKAY, LET'S BRING HER OUT.
- OH, MY GOSH.

874
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,270
- YOU'RE LYING.
- I'M KIDDING.

875
00:31:51,266 --> 00:31:52,826
[exclamations]

876
00:31:52,834 --> 00:31:54,474
- I KNOW YOU.
- TEASER.

877
00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,897
- OH, MY GOD.
- SHE COMES WALKING OUT

878
00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:58,930
WITH YOUR KIDS.
- YOU KNOW WHAT?

879
00:31:58,934 --> 00:32:01,934
THAT WOULD BE--
- OH, OH, I CROSSED THE LINE.

880
00:32:01,934 --> 00:32:03,904
OH, OKAY.

881
00:32:09,467 --> 00:32:12,727
- WE ARE BACK WITH <i>THE REAL</i>
<i>HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.</i>

882
00:32:12,734 --> 00:32:15,404
THROUGH TWO SEASONS
OF SHIFTING ALLIANCES

883
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,330
AND CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIPS,

884
00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:19,833
ONE FRIENDSHIP
HAS STOOD THE TEST--

885
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,804
LISA AND KYLE'S.

886
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,470
THIS YEAR, THOUGH,
SCRATCHES ON THE SURFACE

887
00:32:25,467 --> 00:32:27,427
LED TO DEEPER WOUNDS.
WATCH.

888
00:32:27,433 --> 00:32:30,603
- MAYBE I SHOULD LIE AND SAY,
"OH, THE FRIENDSHIP'S

889
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:33,870
EXACTLY THE SAME AS IT IS,"
AND IT'S CHANGED.

890
00:32:33,867 --> 00:32:35,167
SHE WAS DEVASTATED.

891
00:32:35,166 --> 00:32:37,066
YOU WEREN'T SENDING FLOWERS
THE NEXT DAY.

892
00:32:37,066 --> 00:32:39,496
- EXCUSE ME, LISA, LISA--

893
00:32:39,500 --> 00:32:41,800
- DON'T POINT YOUR FINGER.
- I'M NOT POINTING MY FINGER.

894
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:44,570
EXCUSE ME, I KNOW
THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ADRIENNE.

895
00:32:44,567 --> 00:32:46,327
LISA AND I KEEP SAYING
WE'RE GOING TO MOVE FORWARD

896
00:32:46,333 --> 00:32:48,703
AND MOVE FORWARD,
BUT IT KEEPS

897
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:49,970
GETTING BROUGHT UP
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

898
00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:51,397
I KNOW THINGS TO BE TRUTH--

899
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,230
- BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE THINGS
SHE SAID ABOUT ME?

900
00:32:53,233 --> 00:32:55,533
- I KNOW.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW.

901
00:32:55,533 --> 00:32:56,773
WE ALREADY KNOW THAT.
BUT MY POINT IS--

902
00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:58,327
- ALL RIGHT,
BUT THAT'S NOT RELEVANT.

903
00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,503
- YOU ALREADY SAID
YOU MOVED ON,

904
00:32:59,500 --> 00:33:01,030
SO LET'S MOVE ON FROM THAT.

905
00:33:01,033 --> 00:33:04,403
- KYLE STANDS UP
FOR EVERYONE BUT ME.

906
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:07,500
SOMETIMES THE MOST HURTFUL THING
IS THE SILENCE OF YOUR FRIENDS,

907
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:09,500
NOT THE WORDS OF YOUR ENEMIES.

908
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,300
YOU TRY TO BE LOYAL
TO SOMEBODY WHO'S A FRIEND,

909
00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:14,500
AND THAT GETS CHIPPED AWAY.
- SHE OUGHT TO HAVE A LESSON

910
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,670
IN WHAT A TRUE FRIEND IS.

911
00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:19,767
- SAY THAT TO ME,
YOU FEEL REALLY BAD

912
00:33:19,767 --> 00:33:20,927
ABOUT NOT DEFENDING ME.

913
00:33:20,934 --> 00:33:22,734
- I DIDN'T DO THAT
TO BE MEAN, OKAY?

914
00:33:22,734 --> 00:33:24,104
- IT DOESN'T MATTER, KYLE.

915
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:26,300
IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO HAVE
A FRIEND THAT TURNS AROUND

916
00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,870
AND SAYS, "YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M ON YOUR SIDE."

917
00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:31,897
SHUT THE [bleep] UP.

918
00:33:31,900 --> 00:33:34,000
I WANT IT TO BE THE SAME
AS IT WAS.

919
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,070
BUT DON'T YOU REALIZE,
IF YOU KEEP SAYING THINGS,

920
00:33:36,066 --> 00:33:38,026
"YOU'RE MANIPULATIVE,
YOU HOLD A GRUDGE,

921
00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:40,003
YOU DO THIS, YOU DO THAT,"
I NEVER ACCUSED YOU OF ANYTHING.

922
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,200
- WELL, THAT'S NOT ACCUSING.

923
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,600
- THAT'S NOT NICE TO SAY THAT.

924
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,000
I'M SORRY, IT ISN'T.
- THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

925
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,230
- "WHY AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND
ANYMORE?

926
00:33:47,233 --> 00:33:49,673
AND YOU'RE NOT THE SAME."
I KNOW.

927
00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:51,367
BUT IT'S CHANGED.
SO WHAT?

928
00:33:51,367 --> 00:33:52,927
- IT'S LIKE YOU ONLY HAVE ROOM
FOR BRANDI.

929
00:33:52,934 --> 00:33:54,274
- I'VE BEEN REPLACED.

930
00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,026
- SHE INSULTED ME,
AND SHE SAYS

931
00:33:56,033 --> 00:33:57,633
I GET BRANDI TO TALK TO ME.

932
00:33:57,633 --> 00:33:59,003
REALLY,
THAT'S AN INSULT.

933
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,600
SO, COME ON, KYLE,
HERE'S YOUR LAST CHANCE.

934
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,230
BACK ME UP.

935
00:34:03,233 --> 00:34:07,303
- I MEAN, TAYLOR HAS ENOUGH
PROBLEMS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

936
00:34:07,300 --> 00:34:10,600
- I'M OVER IT.

937
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,400
- WAS PART OF YOUR ISSUE
THIS SEASON, LISA, THAT,

938
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:19,970
EVERY TIME THE SUBJECT
OF ADRIENNE CAME UP,

939
00:34:19,967 --> 00:34:22,827
SHE WAS KIND OF SPEAKING UP
ON ADRIENNE'S BEHALF

940
00:34:22,834 --> 00:34:24,474
AND YOU DIDN'T FEEL
LIKE SHE WAS--

941
00:34:24,467 --> 00:34:27,597
- YEAH, BUT I FELT THAT SUDDENLY
SHE BECAME CLOSE TO ADRIENNE.

942
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,700
- I WASN'T EVEN CLOSE--
I WASN'T EVEN SEEING HER.

943
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,570
- SHE WAS NEVER CLOSE
TO ADRIENNE BEFORE.

944
00:34:31,567 --> 00:34:33,697
AND SUDDENLY SHE WAS KIND
OF COZYING UP TO ADRIENNE,

945
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,930
DEFENDING HER ON EVERY LEVEL.
- THAT WAS THE ILLUSION.

946
00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,334
- YOU KNOW,
ADRIENNE CAME IN SAYING,

947
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:38,703
"OH, WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK,"

948
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:40,200
AND I KNEW A LOT OF IT

949
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,130
WAS BASED AROUND
THIS WHOLE BUSINESS DECISION,

950
00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:44,173
BECAUSE THEY WANTED THE LISTING
ON ADRIENNE'S HOUSE.

951
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:45,866
I KNEW THAT.
- OH, REALLY?

952
00:34:45,867 --> 00:34:47,367
[overlapping statements]

953
00:34:47,367 --> 00:34:50,167
- IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
ATTACKING SOMEONE'S CHARACTER,

954
00:34:50,166 --> 00:34:52,366
THAT NEVER STOPPED ME FROM BEING
HONEST WITH YOU OR CAMILLE.

955
00:34:52,367 --> 00:34:54,297
- WELL, YOU SOLD MY HOUSE--
YOU SOLD MY HOUSE

956
00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:55,500
BEFORE THE REUNION.

957
00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:56,570
- IT'S NEVER STOPPED ME
FROM BEING HONEST.

958
00:34:56,567 --> 00:34:58,097
THAT IS NOT WHO I AM,

959
00:34:58,100 --> 00:34:59,530
AND THAT IS ATTACKING
MY CHARACTER.

960
00:34:59,533 --> 00:35:01,303
I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]
ABOUT THAT.

961
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,470
- I THINK THAT WAS
A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

962
00:35:02,467 --> 00:35:03,927
THAT NEEDED TO BE NURTURED.

963
00:35:03,934 --> 00:35:05,074
- NO, IT'S NOT.
- YES, I THINK IT IS.

964
00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:06,996
- WELL, LET ME--
- ARE YOU FRIENDS

965
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,470
WITH ADRIENNE NOW?

966
00:35:08,467 --> 00:35:09,867
- WELL, I'VE NEVER BEEN
REALLY CLOSE WITH ADRIENNE.

967
00:35:09,867 --> 00:35:12,067
- BUT THEY WERE COMING OVER
AND YOU WERE SAYING--

968
00:35:12,066 --> 00:35:14,466
- OH, TWO TIMES?

969
00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:16,097
- "WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK.
WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK."

970
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:17,900
- TWO TI--
AND I DID HAVE HER BACK.

971
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,670
AND THE REASON I DEFENDED HER

972
00:35:19,667 --> 00:35:21,197
IS BECAUSE SHE WASN'T THERE
TO DEFEND HERSELF,

973
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,400
WHICH IS HER OWN FAULT,

974
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:24,470
AND I DON'T LIKE THE WAY
SHE HANDLED THINGS,

975
00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,597
BUT SHE WASN'T THERE
TO SPEAK UP FOR HERSELF.

976
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,970
AND IT FELT WEIRD TO HAVE
EVERYONE SAYING

977
00:35:27,967 --> 00:35:30,897
ALL THESE NEGATIVE THINGS
AND TO SIT QUIET.

978
00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:32,470
- DO YOU FEEL YOUR RELATIONSHIP

979
00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:35,397
WITH KYLE AND MAURICIO
CHANGED

980
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,430
AFTER HE SOLD YOUR HOUSE?
- OH, YES, VERY MUCH SO.

981
00:35:37,433 --> 00:35:41,473
- YOU DO?
- AND SO DOES KEN.

982
00:35:41,467 --> 00:35:42,967
- OH, WOW.
- YOU FEEL LIKE THEY DROPPED YOU

983
00:35:42,967 --> 00:35:44,367
AFTER--
- SO YOU DON'T THINK

984
00:35:44,367 --> 00:35:47,567
I'VE BEEN TRYING ALL THIS TIME
TO MEND THINGS WITH YOU?

985
00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,727
- NO. WHEN?
I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU EVER.

986
00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:52,604
- LISA, THAT'S--
THAT IS NOT TRUE.

987
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,600
- WHEN OD I EVER HEAR FROM YOU?

988
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,200
- I TALK--I CALL YOU,
I TEXT YOU, I EMAIL YOU.

989
00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,600
I WALK INTO YOUR RESTAURANT.

990
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,030
I DON'T KNOW--
YOU SO BADLY WANT

991
00:36:02,033 --> 00:36:03,903
SOMEONE TO THINK I'M
THIS PERSON THAT I'M NOT.

992
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:06,530
MAYBE IF I LOOK WORSE,
IT MAKES YOU LOOK BETTER,

993
00:36:06,533 --> 00:36:07,873
I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THAT IS NOT WHO I AM.

994
00:36:07,867 --> 00:36:09,527
- MM, I DON'T THINK THAT'S--
- WAIT, LISA,

995
00:36:09,533 --> 00:36:11,373
ARE YOU SAYING MY SISTER'S
ONLY BEEN YOUR FRIEND

996
00:36:11,367 --> 00:36:12,497
TO SELL YOUR HOUSE?

997
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:13,770
'CAUSE I KNOW MY SISTER
BETTER THAN THAT.

998
00:36:13,767 --> 00:36:15,227
- NO, WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE.

999
00:36:15,233 --> 00:36:16,503
NO, WE WERE FRIENDS
BEFORE THAT.

1000
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:18,470
AND WE WERE FRIENDS BEFORE.
- RIGHT.

1001
00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:20,627
- I WILL SAY, BECAUSE I DO SPEND
A TON OF TIME WITH LISA

1002
00:36:20,633 --> 00:36:22,173
OUTSIDE OF SHOOTING,
I'LL SAY,

1003
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,666
"HAVE YOU HEARD FROM KYLE?",
AND SHE SAYS, "NO."

1004
00:36:24,667 --> 00:36:25,897
- WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S
CHANGED A LOT SINCE--

1005
00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:28,770
AND I SAID RECENTLY, NO,
SHE'S RIGHT, RECENTLY.

1006
00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:31,427
- DO YOU FEEL THAT YOU'VE
BEEN REPLACED BY BRANDI?

1007
00:36:31,433 --> 00:36:35,333
- IN A SENSE, YES, I DO.
- HOW?

1008
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,473
- WELL, I FEEL
LIKE I JUST DO.

1009
00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:39,467
I MEAN, YOU KNOW--
- I DON'T TALK

1010
00:36:39,467 --> 00:36:40,827
BEHIND LISA'S BACK,

1011
00:36:40,834 --> 00:36:42,204
AND THAT'S WHY WE HAVE
A DIFFERENT RELATIONSHIP.

1012
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,530
- YOU HAVEN'T HAD AN ISSUE
WITH HER.

1013
00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:44,773
MAYBE IF YOU HAD A FIGHT
WITH HER , AN ARGUMENT--

1014
00:36:44,767 --> 00:36:46,567
- WE ARGUE ALL THE TIME.

1015
00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:48,197
- YEAH, BUT NOT--
OBVIOUSLY NOTHING MAJOR.

1016
00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,170
- WE HAVE THE CONVERSATION
WITH EACH OTHER.

1017
00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,626
NO, WE ARGUE. TRUST ME.
- YES.

1018
00:36:51,633 --> 00:36:52,973
- MAYBE I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON,

1019
00:36:52,967 --> 00:36:55,797
BUT, YEAH, I GO TO MY FRIENDS
TO TALK.

1020
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,000
- DO YOU FEEL THAT LISA HOLDS
YOU TO A DIFFERENT STANDARD?

1021
00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,270
- YES, I DO.

1022
00:36:59,266 --> 00:37:01,096
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I'M HELD

1023
00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,670
TO BE THE ONE
THAT HAS TO JUMP IN--

1024
00:37:02,667 --> 00:37:05,327
- DO YOU HOLD HER
TO A DOUBLE STANDARD?

1025
00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:06,703
- NO, I DON'T THINK SO
AT ALL.

1026
00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:08,730
I THINK SHE SAID TOO MANY THINGS
BEHIND MY BACK.

1027
00:37:08,734 --> 00:37:10,834
- AND I THINK EVERYONE HERE
KNOWS THAT WE'VE HAD PROBLEMS

1028
00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:13,904
BUT THAT I CARE ABOUT YOU,
AND I HAVE FOUGHT MY ASS OFF

1029
00:37:13,900 --> 00:37:16,230
TO TRY TO FIX IT,
AND YOU'VE MADE IT SO DIFFICULT.

1030
00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:17,603
- IT'S NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS.

1031
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:19,230
- AND IF YOU CAN'T CHANGE IT,
THAT'S OKAY.

1032
00:37:19,233 --> 00:37:20,903
- YOU CAN'T UNKNOW SOMETHING.

1033
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:24,530
I CAN'T UNKNOW SOMETHING.

1034
00:37:24,533 --> 00:37:26,803
- I JUST WISH
THAT WE COULD MOVE PAST IT,

1035
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:29,470
BECAUSE, I MEAN,
IF WE--

1036
00:37:29,467 --> 00:37:31,997
WHAT WE'VE GONE THROUGH
AND WE'VE GOTTEN BETTER,

1037
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:33,400
WHAT CAMILLE AND I WENT THROUGH,
WE GOT BETTER,

1038
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,600
I MEAN, LIFE IS TOO SHORT.

1039
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,970
- LISA, DO YOU STILL CARE?

1040
00:37:36,967 --> 00:37:39,297
- ABOUT KYLE?
YES, VERY MUCH.

1041
00:37:39,300 --> 00:37:42,000
BUT I THINK IT NEEDS
TO BE REBUILT SLOWLY,

1042
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:45,070
AND I THINK I NEED
TO GAIN CONFIDENCE IN HER,

1043
00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:47,366
BECAUSE I DON'T EVER TALK
BEHIND THEIR BACKS.

1044
00:37:47,367 --> 00:37:48,767
I DO NOT DO THAT.

1045
00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:50,667
- LISA, BUT WE'VE HAD FIGHTS--
- LET ME FINISH.

1046
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,727
- WHEN YOU HAD A FIGHT
WITH CAMILLE,

1047
00:37:51,734 --> 00:37:52,934
WE'VE TALKED ABOUT CAMILLE.

1048
00:37:52,934 --> 00:37:54,474
- I DO NOT SIT THERE
AND SLAG YOU OFF

1049
00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:56,367
BEHIND YOUR BACK,
ABSOLUTELY NOT.

1050
00:37:56,367 --> 00:37:57,797
- THAT'S NOT BEHIND THE BACK.
THAT'S A FRIEND

1051
00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:59,170
TALKING TO A FRIEND
WHEN THEY HAD A FIGHT,

1052
00:37:59,166 --> 00:38:00,726
WHICH IS WHAT WE'VE DONE.
- I'VE SAID TO YOU--

1053
00:38:00,734 --> 00:38:02,374
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID
TO YOU I DON'T WANT TO TALK

1054
00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,327
ABOUT THE OTHER WOMEN?
I SAID THAT--I JUST--

1055
00:38:04,333 --> 00:38:06,473
I'D RATHER DEAL WITH HER,
YOU KNOW, STRAIGHT TO HER FACE.

1056
00:38:06,467 --> 00:38:08,567
- I'VE TRIED SO HARD,
AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE,

1057
00:38:08,567 --> 00:38:10,767
NO MATTER WHAT I DO,
IS WRONG.

1058
00:38:10,767 --> 00:38:13,067
I DON'T KNOW--
I MEAN, I CAN'T--

1059
00:38:13,066 --> 00:38:15,796
YOU'RE DAMNED IF YOU DO,
DAMNED IF YOU DON'T.

1060
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,400
- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK KYLE

1061
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:20,970
IS JEALOUS OF HOW CLOSE
YOU AND LISA HAVE BECOME?

1062
00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:23,467
- ABSOLUTELY.
I THINK THAT'S WHERE A LOT

1063
00:38:23,467 --> 00:38:25,897
OF THE DRAMA STEMS FROM.
I MEAN, I THINK

1064
00:38:25,900 --> 00:38:27,600
THAT THEY DO CARE SO MUCH
ABOUT EACH OTHER,

1065
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,500
AND SHE DOES FEEL
LIKE SHE'S BEEN REPLACED,

1066
00:38:29,500 --> 00:38:30,600
BUT HERE'S THE DEAL--

1067
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,900
I DON'T TALK [bleep]
ABOUT MY FRIENDS

1068
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:33,700
BEHIND THEIR BACK.
IT'S THAT SIMPLE.

1069
00:38:33,700 --> 00:38:35,930
- WE'VE HAD MOMENTS
OF THOSE TOO, BY THE WAY,

1070
00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:37,374
AND MOVED FORWARD,
BUT, YOU KNOW--

1071
00:38:37,367 --> 00:38:39,427
- KYLE AND I DO GET ALONG.
I MEAN, WE ALL GET ALONG.

1072
00:38:39,433 --> 00:38:41,333
- BY THE WAY, YOU AND I
HAVEN'T EVEN HAD AN ARGUMENT

1073
00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:43,903
AT ALL THIS SEASON.
I REALLY HAVE GROWN TO LIKE YOU.

1074
00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:45,470
- NO, AND I SAY THAT TO PEOPLE.

1075
00:38:45,467 --> 00:38:46,967
- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SOMEONE
GO ATTACK YOU.

1076
00:38:46,967 --> 00:38:48,727
- BUT YOU DO ATTACK HER.

1077
00:38:48,734 --> 00:38:51,274
WHEN WE WERE IN VEGAS,
OKAY,

1078
00:38:51,266 --> 00:38:53,026
YOU ARE THE ONE
THAT STARTED GOING TO HER,

1079
00:38:53,033 --> 00:38:54,303
LIKE, "OH, YEAH,
PLASTIC SURGERY,"

1080
00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:56,000
THE MINUTE WE GOT IN THE CAR.

1081
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,700
AND THAT SHOWS YOU
HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

1082
00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:59,630
- EXCUSE ME.
- THAT'S CATTY.

1083
00:38:59,633 --> 00:39:01,973
- OKAY, REALLY,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAY

1084
00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:06,327
WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA
IN PARIS?

1085
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,070
- COMING UP...

1086
00:39:09,066 --> 00:39:11,696
- SHE WASN'T TALKING
BEHIND YOUR BACK.

1087
00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,270
- YOLANDA. YOLANDA.
- SHE WAS NOT TALKING--

1088
00:39:14,266 --> 00:39:16,596
SHE WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM.
- STOP!

1089
00:39:24,533 --> 00:39:25,733
- I REALLY HAVE GROWN
TO LIKE YOU.

1090
00:39:25,734 --> 00:39:27,574
- NO, AND I SAY THAT
TO PEOPLE.

1091
00:39:27,567 --> 00:39:29,097
- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SOMEONE
GO ATTACK YOU.

1092
00:39:29,100 --> 00:39:31,430
- BUT YOU DO ATTACK HER.

1093
00:39:31,433 --> 00:39:33,273
WHEN WE WERE IN VEGAS,
OKAY,

1094
00:39:33,266 --> 00:39:35,166
YOU ARE THE ONE
THAT STARTED GOING TO HER,

1095
00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,526
LIKE, "OH, YEAH,
PLASTIC SURGERY,"

1096
00:39:36,533 --> 00:39:37,903
THE MINUTE WE GOT IN THE CAR.

1097
00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,670
AND THAT SHOWS YOU
HOW TWO-FACED YOU ARE.

1098
00:39:39,667 --> 00:39:41,027
- EXCUSE ME.
- THAT'S CATTY.

1099
00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,503
THAT'S THE POINT.
- OKAY, REALLY,

1100
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:44,170
THEN WHY DON'T YOU SAY

1101
00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:47,166
WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT LISA
IN PARIS?

1102
00:39:47,166 --> 00:39:49,196
- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LISA?

1103
00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,570
- I'LL GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY
TO SAY IT FIRST.

1104
00:39:51,567 --> 00:39:53,367
WHY DON'T WE DO THAT?
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1105
00:39:53,367 --> 00:39:55,667
- THAT SHE'S PHONY,
AND THAT SHE'S A FAKE,

1106
00:39:55,667 --> 00:39:58,427
AND THAT SHE'S PRETENDING
TO CARE ABOUT KIM

1107
00:39:58,433 --> 00:39:59,773
TO LOOK GOOD
IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY,

1108
00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:00,867
AND THAT SHE DOESN'T GIVE
A [bleep] ABOUT KIM.

1109
00:40:00,867 --> 00:40:02,727
AND "DID LISA KNOCK
ON KIM'S DOOR?

1110
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:04,674
DID LISA TEXT YOU?"

1111
00:40:04,667 --> 00:40:06,097
- LISTEN, LISTEN--

1112
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,300
- "DID SHE CALL YOU?
NO, HONEY, SHE DIDN'T."

1113
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:08,770
YOU SAID--
- NO, NO, NO, I SAID--

1114
00:40:08,767 --> 00:40:09,997
- NO, NO, NO, LET ME FINISH.

1115
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,770
AND YOU SAID,
"SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]."

1116
00:40:11,767 --> 00:40:13,067
- OH, MY GOD.

1117
00:40:13,066 --> 00:40:14,326
- WELL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
IN PARIS.

1118
00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:16,633
- DID YOU SAY ANY OF THIS STUFF?
- NO, I DIDN'T.

1119
00:40:16,633 --> 00:40:19,333
- YES, YOU DID.
- YOU SAID THAT LISA

1120
00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:20,573
WAS FULL OF [bleep]?
- NO, NEVER.

1121
00:40:20,567 --> 00:40:22,027
- YES, YOU DID.
AND YOU SAID, "THE REASON

1122
00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:24,303
"I LIKE BRANDI--
AT LEAST SHE'S HONEST,

1123
00:40:24,300 --> 00:40:25,970
"AND SHE'S STRAIGHT-FORWARD,
NOT LIKE LISA,

1124
00:40:25,967 --> 00:40:28,297
"WHO IS A PHONY
AND WANTS PEOPLE

1125
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,700
TO THINK SHE'S SOMEONE."

1126
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:31,000
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID
TO BOTH OF US IN THE AIRPORT.

1127
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,400
SHE SAID IT TO BOTH OF US.

1128
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:33,400
- YOU WEREN'T THERE.
YOU WEREN'T EVEN TALKING

1129
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:34,700
TO YOUR SISTER.

1130
00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:36,000
I SCHLEPPED HER BAGS
THROUGH THE AIRPORT IN PARIS.

1131
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,970
- YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT BEING HONEST,

1132
00:40:37,967 --> 00:40:39,567
THEN BE HONEST.
- YOU WERE A TOTAL [bleep]

1133
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,567
ABOUT YOUR SISTER.
YOU WERE.

1134
00:40:41,567 --> 00:40:43,127
YOU WEREN'T TALKING
TO YOUR SISTER IN THE AIRPORT.

1135
00:40:43,133 --> 00:40:44,873
- YOLANDA.
- SHE WAS SITTING BY HERSELF,

1136
00:40:44,867 --> 00:40:46,027
AND I WAS THE ONLY ONE
SITTING WITH HER.

1137
00:40:46,033 --> 00:40:48,473
I CARRIED HER BAGS
THROUGH THE AIRPORT.

1138
00:40:48,467 --> 00:40:50,767
- SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA LIE.
YOU'RE GONNA LIE.

1139
00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:52,827
WE SAT THERE--
- YOU'RE A LIAR. PLEASE.

1140
00:40:52,834 --> 00:40:54,704
- YOLANDA, YOU ARE A LIAR.

1141
00:40:54,700 --> 00:40:56,530
- THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED,
YOLANDA.

1142
00:40:56,533 --> 00:40:59,733
SHE WAS TALK--
SHE WAS TALKING BEHIND MY BACK

1143
00:40:59,734 --> 00:41:02,534
LAST NIGHT,
AND WHAT YOLANDA WAS SAYING--

1144
00:41:02,533 --> 00:41:03,873
- SHE WASN'T TALKING
BEHIND YOUR BACK.

1145
00:41:03,867 --> 00:41:05,097
- SHE WAS, YOLANDA.

1146
00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:07,670
YOLANDA. YOLANDA.
- SHE WAS NOT TALKING BEHIND--

1147
00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:08,997
SHE WAS RIGHT THERE IN THE ROOM.
- STOP!

1148
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,400
THE NIGHT BEFORE
SHE WAS TALKING

1149
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,000
BEHIND MY BACK AT DINNER.

1150
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:15,830
- SHE WASN'T.
- AND YOU SAID,

1151
00:41:15,834 --> 00:41:17,734
"SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND.
SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]."

1152
00:41:17,734 --> 00:41:19,404
- SHE WAS RIGHT THERE
IN THE ROOM.

1153
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,800
I SAID TO YOU, "IT'S NOT NICE
THAT SHE KEEPS BRINGING UP

1154
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:22,930
THE CONVERSATION
IN FRONT OF YOU..."

1155
00:41:22,934 --> 00:41:24,474
- AND YOU SAID,
"SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND."

1156
00:41:24,467 --> 00:41:26,467
- "WITH YOU IN THE ROOM."
- "SHE'S FULL OF [bleep]."

1157
00:41:26,467 --> 00:41:28,297
- BUT SHE WASN'T TALKING
BEHIND YOUR BACK.

1158
00:41:28,300 --> 00:41:30,170
- I SWEAR TO GOD
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.

1159
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,726
I PROMISE YOU.
- YOU REMEMBER?

1160
00:41:31,734 --> 00:41:34,074
- I REMEMBER. I DO REMEMBER.
- OKAY, GOOD.

1161
00:41:34,066 --> 00:41:35,196
- YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN
OF HER NOW?

1162
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,100
- I DIDN'T RELAPSE, YOLANDA.

1163
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:38,570
- I'M NOT MAKING F--
I'M NOT FAKING--

1164
00:41:38,567 --> 00:41:39,597
HONEY, SHE WENT
TO SOUTH OF FRANCE BEFORE...

1165
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,130
- LET ME INTERRUPT,

1166
00:41:41,133 --> 00:41:42,333
'CAUSE WHAT WE HAVE HERE--
- YOU'RE CONFUSED, HONEY.

1167
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:44,373
- NO, I'M VERY CLEAR.

1168
00:41:44,367 --> 00:41:46,767
- JUST WANT TO HEAR
WHAT LISA SAYS ABOUT THIS.

1169
00:41:46,767 --> 00:41:48,697
- I HAVE BEEN NICE TO YOU.
ON CAMERA, OFF CAMERA,

1170
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:49,930
THE WHOLE SEASON.

1171
00:41:49,934 --> 00:41:51,334
AND THEN YOU'RE SO NICE
TO EVERYBODY,

1172
00:41:51,333 --> 00:41:53,133
AND THEN YOU TALK [bleep]
ABOUT EVERYBODY IN YOUR BLOG.

1173
00:41:53,133 --> 00:41:54,333
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU DO THAT.

1174
00:41:54,333 --> 00:41:55,733
- I DON'T TALK [bleep].
I HAVE AN OPINION.

1175
00:41:55,734 --> 00:41:57,234
- SO YOU'RE NICE TO ME...
- MY BLOGS ARE MY OPINION.

1176
00:41:57,233 --> 00:41:59,433
- ON CAMERA AND OFF,
AND THEN--NO, REALLY?

1177
00:41:59,433 --> 00:42:01,633
SO WHO DO I BELIEVE,
THE YOU THAT TALKS TO ME

1178
00:42:01,633 --> 00:42:02,833
IN MY FACE OR THE YOU
IN THE BLOG?

1179
00:42:02,834 --> 00:42:05,574
WHO SHOULD I BELIEVE?

1180
00:42:05,567 --> 00:42:07,797
- [scoffs]
I DON'T SEE YOU.

1181
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,500
YOU NEVER LOOK IN MY FACE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

1182
00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:11,000
- I'M ASKING IF YOU THINK

1183
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,170
THAT YOLANDA SAID
THAT YOU WERE FULL OF [bleep]

1184
00:42:13,166 --> 00:42:15,096
AT THE AIRPORT.

1185
00:42:17,700 --> 00:42:21,030
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

1186
00:42:24,734 --> 00:42:28,434
- NEXT WEEK,
THE REUNION CONTINUES.

1187
00:42:28,433 --> 00:42:32,403
SO YOU THINK KYLE IS KIND OF
A LIAR, IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.

1188
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,970
- WE WERE VERY CONCERNED.
YOU WEREN'T LUCID.

1189
00:42:34,967 --> 00:42:36,467
- HOLD ON.
HOLD ON A SECOND.

1190
00:42:36,467 --> 00:42:38,697
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
ABOUT ANY OF THIS STUFF.

1191
00:42:38,700 --> 00:42:41,070
- FOR YOU TO SAY
I'M NOT ACTING SOBER

1192
00:42:41,066 --> 00:42:42,666
WAS SO WRONG.

1193
00:42:42,667 --> 00:42:44,867
- WHO DO YOU TRUST THE MOST?

1194
00:42:44,867 --> 00:42:47,127
- I TRUST...

1195
00:42:47,133 --> 00:42:48,903
- I DON'T THINK A MAN SHOULD
EVER SPEAK TO A WOMAN THAT WAY.

1196
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:50,800
IT'S ACTUALLY COWARDLY.

1197
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,430
- IS THIS WHAT YOU DID
TO ADRIENNE?

1198
00:42:52,433 --> 00:42:53,833
- WHAT DID I DO TO ADRIENNE?
- FOR NO REASON?

1199
00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:55,604
JUMP IN AND GET ALL MEAN.
IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO PEOPLE?

1200
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,970
- THAT IS THE MEANEST THING
YOU CAN SAY.

1201
00:42:57,967 --> 00:43:00,567
- I'M NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN.
- WELL, IT IS.

1202
00:43:00,567 --> 00:43:03,897
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