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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- YOU MADE THESE COMMENTS
IN FRONT OF PEOPLE,
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WHICH ARE
COMPLETELY DEFAMATORY.
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- WHAT BRANDI IS SAYING
IS CHARACTER ASSASSINATION.
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OH, BOY,
SHE'S GOING TO GET SLAPPED
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WITH A FAT, OLD LAWSUIT.
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- I HAD TO GET
A LAWYER TODAY.
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- COME HERE.
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- ADRIENNE AND PAUL
ARE SUING ME.
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- JUST DON'T THROW THINGS OUT
ABOUT PEOPLE.
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- DUDE.
- SHE SAID SOMETHING.
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SHE'S ADMITTING
SHE'S WRONG
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TO EVERYBODY
EXCEPT FOR ADRIENNE.
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WHY DID SHE SAY IT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
- TO CREATE [bleep].
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- TO BE NICE.
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
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- YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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WHAT YOU'RE [bleep]
TALKING ABOUT.
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[upbeat music]
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- LIFE ISN'T ALL DIAMONDS
AND ROSE,
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BUT IT SHOULD BE.
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- MONEY
DOESN'T GIVE YOU CLASS.
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IT JUST GIVES YOU MONEY.
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- KNOW YOUR FRIENDS.
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SHOW YOUR ENEMIES
THE DOOR.
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- I FOUGHT TOO HARD
FOR THIS ZIP CODE
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TO GO HOME NOW.
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- I LIKE TO HAVE FUN,
BUT I DON'T PLAY GAMES.
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- LIFE IS A JOURNEY,
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AND I'M FINDING MYSELF
EVERY DAY.
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- I'M BORN AND RAISED
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
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THIS IS MY TOWN.
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- BOTTOM LINE IS,
I COULD TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,
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I'VE NEVER BEEN SUED IN MY LIFE,
AND I'VE ACTUALLY,
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THE THREE OR FOUR TIMES
I'VE EVER BEEN SUED,
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I PICK UP THE PHONE,
I CALL UP THE OTHER PERSON,
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AND IT ENDS.
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NO, NO, IT ENDS.
IT ENDS RIGHT THERE.
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IT'S DONE.
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I'VE NEVER--
IT'S--
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IT'S NEVER GONE
PAST A LETTER.
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OKAY? THAT'S IT.
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YOU FINISH IT.
END OF STORY.
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YOU DON'T HIRE THIS,
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AND YOU--YOU CALL UP,
AND YOU FINISH IT.
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- TO BE NICE.
- DID YOU SAY IT TO BE NICE?
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- NO, I SAID IT BECAUSE--
I WILL TELL YOU--
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- SHE JUST SAID IT.
- BECAUSE I--
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- SHE SAID SHE WAS WRONG.
- KYLE ASKED ME A QUESTION.
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- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- AND I'M HONEST.
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- 'CAUSE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
- AND I ANSWER THINGS--
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- PICK UP THE PHONE
AND CALL HER.
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- I CALLED HER TWO TIMES.
- YOU HAVE?
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- AND I GOT A LAWYER'S LETTER.
- YOU JUST ADMITTED--
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TWO SECONDS AGO,
YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T.
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- YOU JUST SAID YOU DIDN'T.
- DID SHE NOT SAY SHE DIDN'T?
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- WHY CAN'T SHE
PICK UP THE PHONE?
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- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
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BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT STARTED IT ALL.
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- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
LET ME [bleep] TALK.
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I DID SAY THAT.
I DID SAY IT.
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- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
- AND WAS I PISSED?
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MOTHER[bleep], YES,
I WAS PISSED.
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SO GO [bleep] YOURSELF.
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IT'S ABOUT MY KIDS,
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AND IT'S ABOUT MY LIFE.
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- RIGHT, AND YOU'RE--
- SERIOUSLY.
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- AND YOU DESERVE
ALL OF THAT.
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- SHUT THE [bleep] UP.
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- WHAT BRANDI IS SAYING
DOESN'T SHOCK ME.
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I MEAN, YOU CANNOT
CONTROL THIS GIRL'S MOUTH.
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- YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT.
- I WANT YOU TO STOP THIS.
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- OKAY, FINE.
- CAN YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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- YEAH.
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- STOP IT.
- FINE.
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- FOR SOMEBODY ELSE TO FIGHT
SOMEBODY ELSE'S BATTLE
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ALWAYS IRRITATES ME,
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SO I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE,
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IF YOU HAVE A FIGHT
WITH SOMEBODY,
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IT'S BETWEEN THOSE PEOPLE,
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AND EVERYONE ELSE
SHOULD KIND OF BACK OFF.
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- BRANDI, LISTEN.
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I DON'T AGREE
WITH WHAT HAPPENED,
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BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL UNDER ATTACK TONIGHT.
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I REALLY DON'T.
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THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN.
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MY HUSBAND HAS VERY STRONG
OPINIONS ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
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HE'S CLOSE
WITH PAUL AND ADRIENNE.
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SO I APOLOGIZE.
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- SO MAYBE MAURICIO
SHOULD GET TO KNOW MY KIDS.
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LET ME--
LET ME TELL YOU.
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MASON JUST TURNED NINE,
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AND JAKE JUST TURNED
[bleep] FIVE,
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AND I NEED
TO TAKE CARE OF THEM.
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ME, MYSELF, AND I.
YOU GOT IT?
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- 100%.
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- AND SHE HAS
A BILLION [bleep] DOLLARS.
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SORRY.
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AND NOW SHE'S SUING ME.
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PERFECT.
NO, IT'S GOOD.
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- FIRST,
IT'S PAUL AND BRANDI,
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AND NOW IT'S MAURICIO
AND BRANDI.
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WHETHER IT'S BRANDI'S FAULT
OR NOT,
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SHE IS NOW BEING
PUSHED TO HER LIMIT.
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- AND I BELIEVE YOUR KIDS
DESERVE EVERYTHING.
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I REALLY DO, BRANDI.
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I MEAN, KYLE KNOWS THAT.
I'VE SAID--
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AND LISA KNOWS THAT,
AND KEN--
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- YOU HAVE A TOTAL DIFFERENCE
OF OPINION TONIGHT.
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EVEN YOU SAYING
THAT THE FACT
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THAT SHE CAN ACCUSE ME
OF SOMETHING,
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YOU SAY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
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- I'M SAYING IT'S NOT
COMPARED TO ABOUT THE KIDS.
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- MAURICE IS THE TYPE THAT LETS
THINGS ROLL OFF HIS SHOULDERS...
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- I DIDN'T SAY IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
- THAT'S WHY.
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- YOU NEVER LISTEN.
- YEAH, DON'T WORRY.
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- YOU JUST TALK
ON YOUR OWN THING.
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LISTEN TO HER.
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- YOU CAN'T INSULT PEOPLE
AND ATTACK PEOPLE
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AND ACCUSE PEOPLE.
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- MAY I ANSWER
TO WHAT YOU SAID?
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- THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING.
THAT'S WHAT HE'S SAYING.
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- SHE SPOKE THE TRUTH
AS SHE KNEW IT.
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SHE WASN'T ATTACKING--
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- CAN I GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE?
- OKAY.
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- YOU HAVE PAUL AND ADRIENNE,
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WITH THE MIGHT OF
THE MALOOF FAMILY BEHIND THEM,
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ALL OF THEIR LAWYERS
AND WHATEVER,
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THREATENING
THIS SINGLE MOTHER.
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I THINK IT'S WRONG.
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YOU'VE GOT TO REALIZE,
MAURICIO,
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THAT SHE SAID IT--
JUST SAID IT.
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MAYBE MALICIOUSLY,
MAYBE NOT.
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- I THOUGHT
SHE SAID IT MALICIOUSLY.
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- WELL, KEN, I THINK
THAT IF IT WAS ABOUT LISA,
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YOU WOULD'VE
FELT DIFFERENTLY.
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- I FEEL SHE SAID IT
MALICIOUSLY,
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AND THAT'S WHAT I
HAVE A PROBLEM WITH.
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- YEAH, BUT WE LIVE
A VERY HONEST LIFE.
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- IF IT WASN'T MALICIOUSLY--
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- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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IF IT WASN'T ABOUT YOU,
IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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YOU AND I ARE NEVER GOING
TO AGREE ABOUT THIS.
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- I'M GOING TO THE RESTROOM.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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- SHE NEEDS HELP.
- MM-HMM.
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WHY IS SHE GO--
BRANDI.
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- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE BEEN
A SINGLE MOM A LONG TIME,
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AND YOU JUST LEARN NOT
TO SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE.
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YOU JEOPARDIZE YOUR JOBS
AND SITUATIONS.
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- END OF STORY.
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- I'M NOT MAKING
ANY MORE EFFORT
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TO TRY TO GET
ANYBODY TOGETHER
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OR TRY TO MAKE PEACE
WITH ANYBODY.
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EVERYBODY CAN [bleep] OFF.
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- I'VE [bleep] HAD IT.
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I'VE BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN
ANYBODY SITTING HERE TIMES TEN.
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- TAYLOR,
YOU'RE TALKING SUCH NONSENSE.
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IT SEEMS LIKE,
WHENEVER THERE'S A CONVERSATION,
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TAYLOR TAKES THE CONVERSATION
AND SPINS IT,
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SO SHE ENDS UP
TALKING ABOUT HERSELF.
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- I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR YOLANDA'S OPINION
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WHEN SHE'S SITTING
IN A MULTIMILLION-DOLLAR HOUSE
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IN MALIBU,
ABOUT HOW I SHOULD FEEL.
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I'VE ALWAYS SUPPORTED YOU,
SO DON'T RIGHT NOW.
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- WHY ARE YOU
SO AGGRESSIVE?
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- FIND DAVID HANGING
AND THEN BE BANKRUPT
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AND HAVE
A $1.5-MILLION LAWSUIT
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AND PUBLIC COMPANY
SUING YOU
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AND NOT HAVE BEEN
A SUPERMODEL IN YOUR LIFE.
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THEN LET ME KNOW HOW YOU FEEL.
- YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
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- BECAUSE IT'S A VERY DIFFERENT
SITUATION ON MY END,
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AND I DON'T
APPRECIATE THAT.
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SHE'S NOT--
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- WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT ALL ROSY
IN HER LIFE, EITHER.
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- AND I THINK WE KNOW
A LITTLE BIT MORE
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ABOUT HER HUSBAND
THAN SHE KNOWS WE KNOW.
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I MEAN,
HE WAS MARRIED
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TO ONE OF OUR VERY GOOD FRIENDS
FOR 20 YEARS.
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WASN'T ALL KISSES
AND ROSES THEN, WAS IT?
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- IT'S JUST SO TAYLOR
TO GO,
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"OKAY, IT'S ALL
ABOUT ME AGAIN."
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OKAY, NO, TAYLOR.
LET'S MOVE ON.
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WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ABOUT YOUR STORY AGAIN.
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- B, ARE YOU OKAY?
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- YEAH.
NO, I'M FINE.
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- I REALLY JUST WANT
TO RUN AWAY FROM--
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I CAN'T--I CAN'T FIGHT
WITH EVERYONE HERE AGAIN.
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THE ONLY PERSON I SHOULD BE
SPEAKING TO IS ADRIENNE.
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AND I'M SPEAKING TO HER LAWYER
THROUGH MY LAWYER.
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- IT'S OKAY.
DON'T GET UPSET.
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- NO, I'M NOT.
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I STARTED
TO GET REALLY UPSET
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BECAUSE MAURICIO--MAURICIO--
- I KNOW, YOU LOST IT AGAIN.
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- MAURICIO WAS AFTER ME.
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- WHY JUST HAVE WORDS
WITH HIM THERE? I KNOW.
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- THE GUYS
SHOULD STAY OUT OF IT.
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IT'S BETWEEN YOU
AND ADRIENNE.
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- IT'S VERY STRESSFUL.
- IT IS SO STRESSFUL.
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AND I COULD SEE YOU
GETTING STRESSED.
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IT'S, LIKE,
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
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- WHEN I GET ATTACKED,
I JUST--I GO CRAZY.
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- WHOA, YOU DON'T NEED
TO GO CRAZY.
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YOU NEED TO THINK
ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING.
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- TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
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- I LOVE BRANDI,
BUT SHE NEEDS
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TO KEEP IT TOGETHER.
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BRANDI KIND OF LOSES IT.
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AND THEN SHE DOESN'T REALLY
GET HER POINT ACROSS.
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- SHE HAS A SIDE TO HER
THAT'S VERY SWEET,
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BUT I ALSO SEE
SHE HAS A VERY--
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IT'S NOT, YOU KNOW,
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"OH, I JUST
SAY STUPID THINGS."
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THIS IS A SIDE
THAT COMES OUT OF HER
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THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
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- KIM, THIS IS
THE FIRST TIME
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I HAVE AGREED
WITH YOU IN TEN YEARS.
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- WELL...
- [laughs]
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- GOOD FOR YOU, MAURICE.
- ON MULTIPLE THINGS.
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- THEY'RE JUST NOT--
THEY'RE JUST--THANK YOU.
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- THIS IS AN UNBELIEVABLE NIGHT
FOR YOU TONIGHT.
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- WELL, ALL RIGHT,
MAURICE.
222
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TO WATER.
- TO WATER.
223
00:07:14,533 --> 00:07:15,973
- YES.
224
00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,927
- WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE'S
AGREEING ABOUT SOMETHING.
225
00:07:21,367 --> 00:07:24,297
- I GOTTA GO.
226
00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,970
- BRANDI.
- YES?
227
00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:28,727
- DO YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT I HAVE NOTHING PERSONAL
228
00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:29,874
AGAINST YOU, RIGHT?
229
00:07:29,867 --> 00:07:31,197
IT'S NOT A PERSONAL ISSUE.
230
00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:32,330
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT.
231
00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,473
- IT FEELS PERSONAL.
232
00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:34,667
- I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
IT'S NOT.
233
00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:36,667
IT'S A MATTER
OF WHAT I PERSONALLY FEEL
234
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IS A PRINCIPLE.
235
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IT HAS ZERO PERSONAL.
THERE'S NOTHING PERSONAL.
236
00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:43,704
I CARE ABOUT YOU,
I CARE ABOUT YOUR KIDS.
237
00:07:43,700 --> 00:07:44,970
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT.
238
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- RIGHT, AND I UNDERSTAND,
AND I RESPECT
239
00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,973
EVERYONE TO HAVE
THEIR OPINION.
240
00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:50,497
I CAN SAY I DID WRONG
TIME AND TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
241
00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,570
BUT, LIKE, TO COME AFTER ME
FOR SOMETHING
242
00:07:52,567 --> 00:07:55,027
IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE
WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW
243
00:07:55,033 --> 00:07:56,633
WHAT'S SHE'S DONE TO ME...
- I DON'T.
244
00:07:56,633 --> 00:07:58,103
- IT WAS A LITTLE AGGRESSIVE.
- I DON'T KNOW.
245
00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,400
- THAT'S ALL.
246
00:07:59,400 --> 00:08:00,630
- I'M ONLY TALKING
ABOUT WHAT I DO KNOW ABOUT.
247
00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:01,973
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
248
00:08:01,967 --> 00:08:03,127
AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
249
00:08:03,133 --> 00:08:04,203
- BUT MAYBE--
YOU HAVE TO MAYBE
250
00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,570
GET THE FULL STORY...
- TYPICAL MAN.
251
00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:07,467
- BEFORE YOU ATTACK SOMEBODY
AT A DINNER PARTY.
252
00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:09,197
- TYPICAL MAN.
253
00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,930
- [laughs]
- TYPICAL MAN.
254
00:08:10,934 --> 00:08:13,104
- MEN ARE FROM MARS,
WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS,
255
00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,430
OR WHATEVER THAT THEY SAY.
256
00:08:14,433 --> 00:08:17,573
- KEN, MY HUSBAND
IS ANYTHING BUT A TYPICAL MAN.
257
00:08:17,567 --> 00:08:19,897
- THANK YOU.
258
00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,030
- ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED
TO SAY THAT.
259
00:08:21,033 --> 00:08:22,503
- THANK YOU.
260
00:08:22,500 --> 00:08:26,600
- BYE, GORGEOUS.
- ALL RIGHT, I'M GONNA GO. BYE.
261
00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:33,203
- I'D NEVER GO
AGAINST MAURICIO NORMALLY.
262
00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,930
BUT I HAD TO DO IT
TONIGHT.
263
00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:36,404
- WELL,
EVEN WHEN HE SAID TO ME--
264
00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:38,500
HE SAID,
"OH, THAT'S NONSENSE."
265
00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:40,930
SOME OF IT IS NONSENSE TO YOU,
BUT IT'S NOT TO ME.
266
00:08:40,934 --> 00:08:42,734
IF SOMEBODY WAS ATTACKING
YOUR INTEGRITY,
267
00:08:42,734 --> 00:08:44,504
YOU'D FEEL THE SAME WAY.
- ABSOLUTELY.
268
00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,100
- OF COURSE YOU WOULD.
269
00:08:47,100 --> 00:08:49,330
IT'S FUNNY HOW THINGS CHANGE
SO QUICKLY, ISN'T IT?
270
00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:50,473
- YEAH.
271
00:08:50,467 --> 00:08:53,027
- I HATE THE FACT
THAT KYLE AND MAURICIO
272
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,433
AND KEN AND I ARE
AT ODDS WITH THIS MATTER,
273
00:08:55,433 --> 00:08:56,933
BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS.
274
00:08:56,934 --> 00:08:58,104
I CAN'T CHANGE IT.
275
00:08:58,100 --> 00:08:59,730
- WHAT A NIGHTMARE.
- SHALL WE--
276
00:08:59,734 --> 00:09:01,134
- CAN WE STOP OFF
AT THE POLO LOUNGE
277
00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:02,433
AND HAVE A DRINK?
- LET'S GO TO THE POLO LOUNGE
278
00:09:02,433 --> 00:09:04,933
FOR A DRINK.
- A CUP OF TEA OR--
279
00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:06,174
- AND MAYBE--
280
00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:07,766
- I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
GOT TO WORK TOMORROW.
281
00:09:07,767 --> 00:09:09,267
- YOU HAVEN'T?
OH, MY GOD.
282
00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:10,596
THIS IS MY LUCKY NIGHT.
283
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:14,030
- SO YOU CAN SPEND THE WHOLE DAY
PUSHING ME ON MY SWING.
284
00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:16,733
- UM, I WAS THINKING
OF OTHER THINGS.
285
00:09:16,734 --> 00:09:19,304
- EASY.
286
00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:21,030
- COMING UP...
287
00:09:21,033 --> 00:09:22,803
- THIS WAS PROBABLY
A LITTLE BIT OF A PORTAL
288
00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,030
THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
289
00:09:24,033 --> 00:09:25,703
IT'S, LIKE, A DOOR
TO THE OTHER DIMENSION.
290
00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:28,870
- THERE'S SOMEBODY HERE
THAT WE CAN'T SEE.
291
00:09:40,367 --> 00:09:42,267
- THIS IS KIND OF BROKEN.
292
00:09:42,266 --> 00:09:44,566
- WELL, HONEY,
THINGS THAT ARE BROKEN
293
00:09:44,567 --> 00:09:46,297
IS YOUR JOB.
294
00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,730
I DO NOT REPAIR THINGS.
295
00:09:47,734 --> 00:09:50,134
I DO EVERYTHING ELSE
IN THIS HOUSE.
296
00:09:50,133 --> 00:09:51,233
YOU REPAIR.
297
00:09:51,233 --> 00:09:53,133
ENTIENDO, MI AMOR?
298
00:09:53,133 --> 00:09:56,133
- ENTIENDO.
299
00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:00,804
HONEY.
- YES, MY LOVE?
300
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,830
- I HOPE THEY GET HERE SOON.
I'M EXCITED TO SEE THEM.
301
00:10:02,834 --> 00:10:04,304
I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM
FOREVER.
302
00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:08,430
- I LIKE TO HAVE THIS ON
'CAUSE IT LOOKS PRETTY.
303
00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:10,573
- COME ON, LET'S GO.
304
00:10:10,567 --> 00:10:12,897
COME ON, COME ON.
- I KNOW, I KNOW.
305
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,630
YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M IN HEELS.
306
00:10:14,633 --> 00:10:15,733
PLEASE DON'T PUSH.
307
00:10:15,734 --> 00:10:19,534
- I CAN WALK ON THIS
IN HEELS.
308
00:10:19,533 --> 00:10:20,703
[doorbell rings]
309
00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,130
- OOPS.
both: THEY'RE HERE.
310
00:10:22,133 --> 00:10:25,673
- OKAY.
311
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,797
- HI.
- HELLO.
312
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,170
- HOW ARE YOU?
313
00:10:29,166 --> 00:10:31,796
- HELLO.
- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
314
00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,230
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
315
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,533
IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU GUYS.
316
00:10:34,533 --> 00:10:36,573
- WE MISS YOU.
- I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH.
317
00:10:36,567 --> 00:10:37,727
I WAS JUST TELLING KYLE
HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU GUYS.
318
00:10:37,734 --> 00:10:39,774
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW MUCH I MISSED YOU.
319
00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:40,867
- WELL, YEAH.
WE WERE IN NEW YORK.
320
00:10:40,867 --> 00:10:41,927
- YOU GOOD?
321
00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:42,934
- WE WERE IN NEW YORK
FOR A WHILE.
322
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,034
- I KNOW.
323
00:10:44,033 --> 00:10:45,203
- PAUL AND I NEEDED
A BREAK
324
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,570
FROM BRANDI'S TOXICITY.
325
00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:49,297
WE WANTED TO GET
SOME FRESH AIR
326
00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:53,330
AND TRY TO GET AWAY
FROM ALL THE NEGATIVE ENERGY.
327
00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,603
- HI.
328
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:56,300
- YOU GUYS,
THERE'S A LITTLE SOMETHING--
329
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:57,330
- OH, MY GOSH.
330
00:10:57,333 --> 00:11:00,133
- JUST A LITTLE NIBBLE
FOR US.
331
00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,003
- SHOULD WE DRINK IT,
OR SHOULD WE WAIT TILL--
332
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,370
- OF COURSE.
333
00:11:03,367 --> 00:11:04,627
- I DON'T KNOW.
- WHATEVER HAS TO BE DONE.
334
00:11:04,633 --> 00:11:06,373
- [clears throat]
ISN'T THAT NICE?
335
00:11:06,367 --> 00:11:09,727
- IT'S A SINGLE MALT.
336
00:11:09,734 --> 00:11:11,334
- IS FRUIT FIRST
OR FRUIT DESSERT?
337
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,133
- WELL, THERE'S EVERYTHING.
- THE SALAD.
338
00:11:13,133 --> 00:11:15,433
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- WHATEVER, WHO CARES.
339
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,303
- I DON'T WANT ANY.
I DON'T WANT IT.
340
00:11:17,300 --> 00:11:18,500
- YOU DON'T WANT IT?
341
00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:19,870
- [laughs]
YOU'D LIKE SOME FRUIT FIRST?
342
00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:21,027
- WELL, YOU--
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
343
00:11:21,033 --> 00:11:22,403
SO WHAT?
- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
344
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:23,400
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF?
- SO I LIKE FRUIT FIRST.
345
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,500
- I DON'T KNOW.
346
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:25,700
HE'S LAUGHING AT OUR--
AT OUR--
347
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,570
- HE CAN'T MISS THE OPPORTUNITY
FOR THAT...
348
00:11:27,567 --> 00:11:29,067
- TO TAKE A JAB.
- SMALL LITTLE DIG.
349
00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:30,926
CHEERS.
350
00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:32,374
- WE MISSED YOU GUYS.
351
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:33,997
- I HOPE YOUR TRIP
WAS A SUCCESS.
352
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,500
- YEAH, WE HAD--
WE HAD A GOOD TRIP.
353
00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:38,070
- IT'S WHY WE'VE BEEN MISSING
YOU GUYS FOR A WHILE.
354
00:11:38,066 --> 00:11:39,566
BEEN A LITTLE M.I.A.
355
00:11:39,567 --> 00:11:41,267
- I KNOW.
- UNDERSTANDABLY SO.
356
00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:43,726
- I KNOW LAST TIME WE SAW YOU
WASN'T EXACTLY PLEASANT.
357
00:11:43,734 --> 00:11:45,174
- NO.
[sighs]
358
00:11:45,166 --> 00:11:46,266
YOU ARE LYING!
359
00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:47,596
THAT'S A LIE.
- I AM NOT LYING, BITCH.
360
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,930
- ARE YOU CALLING MY WIFE
A BITCH?
361
00:11:48,934 --> 00:11:51,134
- [bleep] YOU.
- YOU'RE A PIECE OF [bleep].
362
00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:53,233
- I FELT BAD
BECAUSE IT WAS OUR EVENT,
363
00:11:53,233 --> 00:11:56,003
AND, YOU KNOW.
364
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,230
- IT HAD NOTHING
TO DO WITH YOU.
365
00:11:57,233 --> 00:12:00,033
IT HAD TO DO
WITH THE CIRCUMSTANCE,
366
00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:04,873
AND UNFORTUNATELY,
IT JUST, WITH BRANDI,
367
00:12:04,867 --> 00:12:07,627
I THINK IT WENT
A LITTLE TOO FAR.
368
00:12:07,633 --> 00:12:08,933
- WAY TOO FAR.
369
00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:12,074
- AND WHATEVER PERSONAL ISSUES
SHE HAS WITH ME
370
00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,666
OR WITH PAUL,
WITH US TOGETHER,
371
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,527
SHOULDN'T REALLY INCLUDE PEOPLE
THAT I LOVE.
372
00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:21,603
AND SHE WAS,
YOU KNOW, OUT OF LINE.
373
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,530
- I FEEL BAD
THAT THIS HAPPENED
374
00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,303
AT MAURICIO'S EVENT
BECAUSE I LOST IT.
375
00:12:26,300 --> 00:12:29,430
YOU KNOW, IF SOMEONE, YOU KNOW,
HAD AN ISSUE WITH YOU,
376
00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,433
YOU'RE GONNA REACT THE SAME WAY.
- OF COURSE.
377
00:12:31,433 --> 00:12:34,133
- I KNOW YOU'D SUPPORT US
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
378
00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:35,433
- WE HAVE HAD YOUR BACK,
JUST SO YOU KNOW THAT.
379
00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:36,773
- YEAH.
NO, NO, NO.
380
00:12:36,767 --> 00:12:37,767
- WELL, I CAN TELL YOU,
LIKE, I FLAT-OUT TOLD HER
381
00:12:37,767 --> 00:12:40,627
THAT SHE WAS COMPLETELY
OUT OF LINE.
382
00:12:40,633 --> 00:12:42,533
SHE GOT VERY UPSET
WITH ME.
383
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,733
SHE TOLD ME TO [bleep] OFF,
MOTHER[bleep],
384
00:12:44,734 --> 00:12:46,034
IS WHAT I GOT.
385
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,073
- BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THE WEIRD THING IS?
386
00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:48,596
IF ANYBODY ELSE HAD SAID THAT
TO MY HUSBAND,
387
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,230
I THINK I WOULD HAVE
FLOWN ACROSS THE ROOM.
388
00:12:51,233 --> 00:12:53,273
YOU DIDN'T EVEN BLINK.
- I DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH.
389
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,526
- I FEEL SORT OF STUCK
IN THE MIDDLE
390
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:59,303
WITH BEING FRIENDLY WITH BOTH
ADRIENNE AND BRANDI.
391
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,030
I DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE
IT'S A BALANCING ACT
392
00:13:02,033 --> 00:13:04,373
WHEN YOU HAVE FRIENDS
THAT ARE ARGUING.
393
00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,297
- YOU GUYS
ARE GOOD FRIENDS.
394
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:09,170
YOU SUPPORT US,
YOU HAVE SUPPORTED US,
395
00:13:09,166 --> 00:13:10,426
THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
396
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:11,673
YOU KNOW,
WE DON'T REALLY NEED
397
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:13,227
TO HEAR AN APOLOGY.
- TO BE HONEST WITH YOU...
398
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:14,633
- WE NEED TO MOVE ON
AND TAKE CARE OF OUR STUFF.
399
00:13:14,633 --> 00:13:17,633
- THIS IS A LOT OF TIME
THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.
400
00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:18,773
I'D RATHER MOVE ON.
401
00:13:18,767 --> 00:13:20,197
IF SHE HAS
AN ISSUE WITH ME,
402
00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:23,470
THEN CONFRONT ME--
CONFRONT ME FACE-TO-FACE.
403
00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:27,197
AND I WOULD APPRECIATE HER
DOING THAT ACTUALLY.
404
00:13:43,467 --> 00:13:44,497
- HEY, GUYS.
405
00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:46,200
CAN TWO GUYS GIVE ME A HAND,
PLEASE?
406
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,200
THE FLOWERS ARE HERE.
407
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,600
THANK YOU, SIR.
OH, MY GOD, THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
408
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,500
ALL RIGHT.
409
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,800
SO, GUYS,
LET'S TAKE ALL OF THEM.
410
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:55,900
AND LET'S PUT THEM
ALL ON THE BAR
411
00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:57,830
IN THE ROOM THERE,
YEAH?
412
00:13:57,834 --> 00:13:58,904
YEAH,
I CAN TAKE ONE TOO.
413
00:13:58,900 --> 00:14:00,000
CAN I HAVE ONE?
414
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,800
- I USED TO BE MARRIED
TO MOHAMED,
415
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:05,070
AND OCCASIONALLY
I HELP HIM FINALIZE
416
00:14:05,066 --> 00:14:07,496
THE INTERIORS OF THE MANSIONS
THAT HE'S BUILDING.
417
00:14:07,500 --> 00:14:09,170
WHEN I WAS MARRIED
TO MOHAMED,
418
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:13,096
I WOULD DECORATE EVERY PROJECT
THAT HE WAS BUILDING.
419
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,570
WE WERE ACTUALLY A GREAT TEAM,
WORK-WISE.
420
00:14:15,567 --> 00:14:17,627
AND OCCASIONALLY,
MOHAMED WILL CALL ME
421
00:14:17,633 --> 00:14:19,433
AND SAY, "OH, I NEED HELP.
COME AND LOOK AND GIVE ME--
422
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,973
YOU KNOW, GIVE ME SOME IDEAS
TO DECORATE THIS
423
00:14:21,967 --> 00:14:23,427
OR HOW TO DO THAT."
424
00:14:23,433 --> 00:14:26,873
WE MIGHT NOT BE MARRIED ANYMORE,
BUT HE'S STILL SMART ENOUGH
425
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,227
TO LISTEN TO ME.
426
00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,873
LET'S JUST PUT THEM ALL
ON THE BAR HERE.
427
00:14:29,867 --> 00:14:32,297
RIGHT HERE.
LET'S LINE 'EM UP HERE.
428
00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,770
ALL RIGHT, OKAY,
LET'S GET THE GUYS--
429
00:14:34,767 --> 00:14:37,067
I WANT TO TRY
TO FINISH THIS ROOM, OKAY?
430
00:14:37,066 --> 00:14:38,296
WE DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH TIME.
431
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,600
WHEN I STOPPED MODELING,
432
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,630
I STARTED TAGGING ALONG
WITH MOHAMED.
433
00:14:41,633 --> 00:14:43,303
AND HE WAS ALREADY,
AT THAT TIME, YOU KNOW,
434
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,100
THE LARGEST DEVELOPER
OF THE RITZ-CARLTON HOTELS.
435
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:48,370
SO I JUST START
TAGGING ALONG WITH HIM.
436
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:51,097
THAT'S KIND OF HOW I GOT INTO,
YOU KNOW, DECORATING.
437
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:54,430
ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
LET'S CENTER THIS.
438
00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,333
OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S HEAVY, NO?
439
00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,433
- YEAH.
A LITTLE HEAVY.
440
00:14:57,433 --> 00:14:58,903
- COME TO ME A LITTLE BIT.
441
00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,070
- [speaking Spanish]
- BACKWARDS.
442
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,626
- YOU GOTTA LEARN ENGLISH.
443
00:15:03,633 --> 00:15:05,703
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- YOU KNOW? YOU'RE IN AMERICA.
444
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,100
THEY SPEAK ENGLISH HERE.
445
00:15:07,100 --> 00:15:08,500
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I COME TO AMERICA,
446
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,070
I DON'T SPEAK NO ENGLISH.
447
00:15:10,066 --> 00:15:13,026
AND ALL I KNOW HOW TO SAY
WAS "PLEASE," "THANK YOU,"
448
00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,233
"YES," "NO."
449
00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:16,373
BUT EVERY NIGHT,
BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP, I STUDY.
450
00:15:16,367 --> 00:15:18,697
- YES.
- OKAY? SO YOU DO THE SAME.
451
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,900
OKAY.
452
00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:21,870
WHEN IT COMES TO DAVID
AND MOHAMED,
453
00:15:21,867 --> 00:15:23,897
IT'S JUST IMPORTANT
FOR OUR CHILDREN
454
00:15:23,900 --> 00:15:27,570
THAT WE ALL GET ALONG
AND THAT WE ALL ARE RESPECTFUL.
455
00:15:27,567 --> 00:15:31,367
BETWEEN US ALL,
WE HAVE 12 KIDS AND STEP-KIDS.
456
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:35,867
AND IT'S A BIG, BLENDED FAMILY,
BUT WE LOVE IT.
457
00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,603
YEAH.
OKAY.
458
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,000
YEAH.
IT'S A LITTLE BIG FOR HERE,
459
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,530
BUT I THINK MAYBE ONCE WE
LET IT BREATHE A LITTLE...
460
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:51,733
BUT IT'S FINE TO SHOW IT.
IT'S OKAY.
461
00:15:51,734 --> 00:15:55,074
THIS HOUSE IS SO IMPRESSIVE.
IT'S SO INCREDIBLE.
462
00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:57,026
AND SINCE
I JUST FINISHED DECORATING,
463
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,833
I'D LOVE
TO INVITE THE GIRLS,
464
00:15:58,834 --> 00:16:00,834
IF THEY'D BEHAVE APPROPRIATE,
YES.
465
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:03,704
GIVE ME FIVE.
ENGLISH TONIGHT.
466
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:05,130
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TONIGHT
WHEN YOU GET HOME?
467
00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,203
- LEARN ENGLISH.
- YES! YES, YES, YES, YES.
468
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,370
GOOD JOB.
469
00:16:26,066 --> 00:16:27,766
- I KNEW IT WAS YOU.
470
00:16:27,767 --> 00:16:29,567
- HI.
- HOW ARE YA?
471
00:16:29,567 --> 00:16:30,997
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
472
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,330
- THANKS FOR COMING.
- OKAY.
473
00:16:32,333 --> 00:16:34,903
SO WHERE DO I NEED TO GO?
- IN HERE.
474
00:16:34,900 --> 00:16:38,030
AFTER ALL THE CRAZY FIGHTING
AT DAR MAGHREB LAST NIGHT,
475
00:16:38,033 --> 00:16:39,933
THANK GOD LIFE GOES ON.
476
00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:43,104
THIS IS THE KIND OF THING
I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU--
477
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:47,070
THESE PEOPLE THAT I FEEL.
- MM-HMM.
478
00:16:47,066 --> 00:16:49,096
- THESE SPIRITS.
YOU CALL THEM GHOSTS.
479
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:52,100
THAT IS WHERE I HAVE FELT
SOMEBODY SIT.
480
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:53,600
- RIGHT--RIGHT HERE.
- YEAH.
481
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:57,030
I FEEL THAT THERE MIGHT BE
SOMETHING IN THE HOUSE
482
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:59,433
OTHER THAN...US.
483
00:16:59,433 --> 00:17:01,733
- OKAY, THERE'S THIS ONE THING
THAT I FEEL
484
00:17:01,734 --> 00:17:05,504
IS THAT YOU HAVE THE SPIRIT
OF YOUR FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN
485
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,370
COMING TO YOU ALREADY.
486
00:17:07,367 --> 00:17:08,997
SO YOU'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF LITTLE ONES HERE
487
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,270
PLAYING ON THE BED.
488
00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,166
YES, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
SOME GRANDCHILDREN.
489
00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,466
NOW, THE OTHER THING IS
THERE IS A WOMAN
490
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:16,897
THAT SITS ON THE END
OF THIS BED
491
00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:19,670
AND WATCHES OVER YOU
THAT IS NOT YOUR MOTHER.
492
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,467
- WITH ALL THESE SPIRITS HERE,
493
00:17:21,467 --> 00:17:24,367
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I REALLY
WANT TO GO ANYWHERE, RIGHT?
494
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,897
- NO.
- REBECCA TELLS ME
495
00:17:26,900 --> 00:17:28,270
THAT MY GRANDCHILDREN ARE
IN THE HOUSE
496
00:17:28,266 --> 00:17:30,696
WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE
OR SPIRITS.
497
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,100
IF THIS IS THE CASE,
I'M REALLY HAPPY.
498
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,330
SOMETIMES I THINK
DEALING WITH THE OTHER SIDE
499
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,873
WOULD BE EASIER THAN DEALING
WITH THESE GIRLS.
500
00:17:38,867 --> 00:17:40,827
MAYBE.
[laughs]
501
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:43,834
THIS PARTICULAR AREA,
I SEE HEARTS.
502
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:47,834
YOU KNOW, AND I SEE--YOU KNOW,
I SEE ALL KINDS OF HEARTS.
503
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,174
- THIS IS PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT
OF A PORTAL THAT YOU HAVE HERE.
504
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,326
SO YOUR FAMILY--
- A LITTLE WHAT?
505
00:17:52,333 --> 00:17:53,333
- IT'S CALLED, LIKE,
A PORTAL.
506
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,803
THEY CAN COME
THROUGH A VORTEX.
507
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,170
IT'S LIKE A DOOR
TO THE OTHER DIMENSION.
508
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,696
SO THIS IS YOUR DOOR.
509
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,930
- ARE WE OPENING UP--
- NO, IT'S ALREADY OPEN.
510
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:05,404
- ARE THEY ALL GONNA COME
RUNNING IN HERE, LIKE,
511
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:08,600
"HI, WE'RE HERE"?
- THE DOOR'S ALREADY OPEN.
512
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,670
YOU DIDN'T OPEN IT.
IT'S BEEN OPEN.
513
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:12,367
- I MEAN, AS LONG
AS NO CRAZY GUY
514
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,427
COMES FLYING
THROUGH THE FIREPLACE,
515
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:19,733
AND, LIKE, "AAH! GET OUT!"
516
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,474
- COMING UP...
517
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:24,997
- SO I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
BUT 14,000 IS, LIKE, TOO MUCH.
518
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:28,500
- WHAT WOULD YOU FEEL
COMFORTABLE PAYING FOR IT?
519
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,900
- UM...
520
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,696
- HI, MOHAMED.
521
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,000
- HEY.
- BABY, IT'S CRAZY.
522
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,670
- HELLO, LADIES!
- WE BROUGHT YOU A PRESENT.
523
00:19:00,667 --> 00:19:02,167
- MWAH. MWAH.
524
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:03,566
HEY, MAMA.
525
00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:05,267
- DADDY, WE'RE GONNA NEED
A LITTLE HELP IN A MINUTE.
526
00:19:05,266 --> 00:19:06,496
- LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT YOU.
HERE. LEMONS.
527
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,700
- OH, MY GOD!
LOOK AT THIS, ALL THESE LEMONS.
528
00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,630
- MOHAMED AND I, WE WERE MARRIED
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
529
00:19:10,633 --> 00:19:13,933
AFTER THE DIVORCE,
MY FOCUS WAS ALWAYS
530
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:17,174
TO KEEP MOHAMED CLOSE
AND KEEP HIM INVOLVED
531
00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:18,626
IN THE LIVES
OF MY CHILDREN.
532
00:19:18,633 --> 00:19:20,003
BECAUSE AT THE END
OF THE DAY,
533
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,600
IT WASN'T REALLY ABOUT
HOW I WAS FEELING ABOUT MOHAMED.
534
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,570
IT WAS REALLY
ABOUT HOW MY CHILDREN FELT
535
00:19:24,567 --> 00:19:25,797
ABOUT THEIR DADDY.
536
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:28,970
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS?
- OH, MY GOD!
537
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,567
THIS ROOM--
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS.
538
00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:33,567
I LOVE IT.
- OH, YOU LOVE IT? GOOD.
539
00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:34,627
- I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU--
- GIVE ME FIVE.
540
00:19:34,633 --> 00:19:35,973
- YOU DID GOOD,
YEAH, YOU DID GOOD.
541
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,497
I LIKE THAT, I LIKE--
542
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,970
I'M GONNA HIRE YOU
FOR THE REST OF THE JOB.
543
00:19:38,967 --> 00:19:40,327
- NOT BAD
FOR AN EX-WIFE, HUH?
544
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,633
- NO, NOT BAD
FOR AN EX-WIFE.
545
00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:43,233
I'M GONNA KEEP YOU AROUND.
YOU DID AN AMAZING JOB.
546
00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:45,633
I CAN TELL YOU THIS RIGHT NOW.
547
00:19:45,633 --> 00:19:47,233
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT.
- I'M THINKING ABOUT--
548
00:19:47,233 --> 00:19:49,603
I WANT TO HIRE YOU
TO DO THE REST OF THE HOUSE.
549
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:50,670
- I'M SO EXPENSIVE.
550
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,727
- AND FOR THAT,
I'M GONNA ALLOW YOU
551
00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:53,674
TO SPEND MORE TIME
WITH MY KIDS.
552
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:56,367
- I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
AFFORD ME, MOHAMED, SO...
553
00:19:56,367 --> 00:19:57,667
I THINK I'VE DONE
A GREAT JOB
554
00:19:57,667 --> 00:19:59,727
IN ALWAYS TEACHING
MY CHILDREN, YOU KNOW,
555
00:19:59,734 --> 00:20:01,574
DADDY'S WORKING
TO MAKE MONEY,
556
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,367
SO HE CAN SUPPORT
THE HORSES
557
00:20:04,367 --> 00:20:06,827
AND GOING TO A GOOD SCHOOL
AND ALL THESE IMPORTANT THINGS.
558
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:10,704
DID YOU SEE
THE OUTSIDE, GIRLS?
559
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,170
- OH, MY GOSH, IT'S SO PRETTY.
- ISN'T THAT PRETTY?
560
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:18,826
HEY, DON'T SLOUCH.
PUT YOUR BODY--
561
00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,574
GIGI, HOW MANY TIMES I TOLD YOU?
STOP SLOUCHING.
562
00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:21,767
- OH, MY GOD.
[laughs]
563
00:20:21,767 --> 00:20:23,367
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S LIKE, I TOLD YOU
564
00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:24,697
THAT YOU GOTTA,
YOU KNOW, WALK LIKE--
565
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:25,870
- YOU ALSO TOLD ME
TO STOP BITING MY NAILS...
566
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:27,227
- WALK LIKE
YOU'RE WALKING BACKWARDS.
567
00:20:27,233 --> 00:20:28,403
- AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T STOPPED,
SO...
568
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,500
- AND YOU'RE STILL BITING
YOUR NAILS.
569
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,830
- THERE'S NO OLIVES
ON THESE.
570
00:20:30,834 --> 00:20:32,574
SO LISTEN, THESE ARE--
NO, THESE ARE MY OLIVE TREES.
571
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:35,327
THEY FLEW THEM FROM ITALY.
- YES.
572
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,703
- THEY ARE ALL FEMALE,
573
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,730
SO THEY ALL HAVE OLIVES
WILL COME OFF, I'M SERIOUS.
574
00:20:38,734 --> 00:20:42,604
- OF COURSE YOUR DAD IS GONNA
HAVE ALL FEMALE TREES.
575
00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:44,900
- OH, YEAH.
[laughter]
576
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:47,030
- WHEN YOU RAISE
THREE CHILDREN TOGETHER,
577
00:20:47,033 --> 00:20:49,103
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS
GONNA AGREE.
578
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:51,230
- YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.
579
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:53,073
- SHE CAN'T WALK ON GRASS.
- YOU LOOK LIKE FOOLS.
580
00:20:53,066 --> 00:20:54,466
- I CAN'T WALK ON GRASS.
- WHY?
581
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:56,627
- BECAUSE I'M WEARING MY HEELS.
- PULL MY PANTS UP.
582
00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:59,073
SOMETIMES WE CLASH
A LITTLE BIT,
583
00:20:59,066 --> 00:21:01,396
BUT WE ALWAYS SEEM TO BE
COMING BACK AROUND
584
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:05,030
TO THE MAIN FOCUS,
WHICH IS REALLY, YOU KNOW,
585
00:21:05,033 --> 00:21:06,573
ANWAR, BELLA, AND GIGI.
586
00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,497
- GIGI, YOU GUYS LOOK
LIKE HIPPIES.
587
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,100
- [laughs]
WE ARE HIPPIES.
588
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:15,400
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
589
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,700
- I'M EXCITED.
590
00:21:27,033 --> 00:21:28,833
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS STORE,
BY THE WAY.
591
00:21:28,834 --> 00:21:31,274
- WAIT, I'M ALREADY--
592
00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:34,666
- NO, LOOK AT HOW MUCH FUN
THIS IS.
593
00:21:37,467 --> 00:21:38,627
- OH, MY GOD.
- RIGHT?
594
00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:39,733
LIKE, THIS IS FANTASTIC,
ISN'T IT?
595
00:21:39,734 --> 00:21:40,904
- LOOK AT THIS.
596
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,330
I WENT TO BOCA RATON
TO DO A BOOK SIGNING.
597
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,773
I FELL IN LOVE
WITH A STORE THERE.
598
00:21:45,767 --> 00:21:47,527
EVERY ONE
OF MY FAVORITE DESIGNERS,
599
00:21:47,533 --> 00:21:48,773
ACCESSORIES, JEWELRY.
600
00:21:48,767 --> 00:21:51,227
I REACHED OUT TO THE OWNERS,
AND I TOLD THEM,
601
00:21:51,233 --> 00:21:52,533
"I'M IN LOVE
WITH THIS STORE,
602
00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:53,773
"AND I REALLY WANT TO PARTNER
WITH YOU
603
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:54,927
AND OPEN ONE
IN BEVERLY HILLS."
604
00:21:54,934 --> 00:21:56,634
FAYE, STOP!
605
00:21:56,633 --> 00:21:59,403
- I'M JUST BLOCKING IT OUT.
- BEHAVE YOURSELF!
606
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,200
FAYE IS GOING TO BE DESIGNING
THE STORE,
607
00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,700
AND TODAY WE ARE GOING
TO LOOK FOR MANNEQUINS.
608
00:22:03,700 --> 00:22:07,200
- I HEAR THERE'S A, LIKE, THIS
SASSY COUTURE MANNEQUIN LINE,
609
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,730
AND THEN YOU HAVE, LIKE,
A MORE SEXY LINE WITH A--
610
00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:12,604
- MORE VOLUPTUOUS.
- WHERE'S THAT? VOLUPTUOUS.
611
00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:13,870
- YEAH,
'CAUSE THESE ARE SO SKINNY,
612
00:22:13,867 --> 00:22:16,027
BUT THOSE ALSO, LIKE--
- RIGHT.
613
00:22:16,033 --> 00:22:19,173
- I STARTED FAYE RESNICK DESIGN
18 YEARS AGO,
614
00:22:19,166 --> 00:22:20,926
AND I DON'T THINK
YOU FIND DESIGN,
615
00:22:20,934 --> 00:22:22,574
I THINK DESIGN
FINDS YOU.
616
00:22:22,567 --> 00:22:23,627
I DON'T THINK
IT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN,
617
00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,833
I THINK
YOU'RE EITHER BORN WITH IT
618
00:22:25,834 --> 00:22:28,774
OR YOU'RE NOT.
619
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,070
- SHOW US THE--
- JUST THE AVERAGE GIRL.
620
00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:35,266
WHERE IS SHE?
- OVER THERE.
621
00:22:35,266 --> 00:22:36,696
- THIS IS THE AVERAGE GIRL
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
622
00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:39,470
- LET'S GO TO THE ONE
THAT'S EATEN A FEW DINNERS.
623
00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:40,967
[laughter]
624
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:42,827
- THERE'S
SO MANY DIFFERENT COLORS.
625
00:22:42,834 --> 00:22:45,934
I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT.
- IT'S ALL IN THE DETAILS.
626
00:22:45,934 --> 00:22:48,934
- THAT IS INTERESTING.
SO THEY HAVE MANNEQUINS...
627
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,174
- STOP TOUCHING IT.
- WITH BOOB JOBS.
628
00:22:50,166 --> 00:22:52,666
- YES.
- HERS ARE BETTER THAN HERS.
629
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:54,527
- NO, I LIKE HERS TOO.
630
00:22:54,533 --> 00:22:57,833
- THIS MUST BE, LIKE, THE ADULT
TOY SECTION OR SOMETHING.
631
00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,374
- OH, YEAH,
THOSE ARE A LITTLE BIT--
632
00:22:59,367 --> 00:23:02,767
- HI. WELCOME TO MY STORE.
[laughs]
633
00:23:02,767 --> 00:23:03,927
- I HAVE A LOT
OF A-LISTER CLIENTS:
634
00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:05,774
AVRIL LAVIGNE,
PARIS HILTON,
635
00:23:05,767 --> 00:23:08,067
NICK LACHEY,
KEVIN CONNOLLY,
636
00:23:08,066 --> 00:23:11,366
WHICH IS A LOT OF FUN,
VERY DEMANDING,
637
00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:14,697
SO IT IS REALLY EASY
WORKING WITH KYLE.
638
00:23:14,700 --> 00:23:16,870
WE NEED, LIKE,
25 MANNEQUINS, KYLE.
639
00:23:16,867 --> 00:23:19,067
- WHAT? WHY SO MANY?
- SO WE CAN GET--A LOT.
640
00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:20,726
WE'RE PUTTING 'EM ON TOP
FOR DISPLAYS.
641
00:23:20,734 --> 00:23:21,834
WE'RE DOING THE JEAN DISPLAY.
642
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,334
WE'RE DOING
UNDER THE CHANDELIERS...
643
00:23:23,333 --> 00:23:25,473
- DOESN'T THAT SEEM A LOT?
- SO WE'RE LOOKING AT 20 TO 25.
644
00:23:25,467 --> 00:23:27,367
YOU HAVE
A 5,000-SQUARE-FOOT STORE.
645
00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:30,927
- OKAY.
RIGHT NOW, THE STORE IS EMPTY.
646
00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:32,574
THERE'S ABSOLUTELY
NOTHING IN IT.
647
00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,967
SO THE PRESSURE IS ON
FOR FAYE TO GET THIS DONE.
648
00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:38,127
- I THINK WHAT SUZANNA
IS GOING TO LET US DO IS,
649
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,703
ESSENTIALLY,
BRING TWO OF THEM IN THE CAR,
650
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,670
AND DELIVER THE REST.
651
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:43,867
- THIS STORE IS LIKE
HAVING ANOTHER BABY.
652
00:23:43,867 --> 00:23:46,027
I FEEL LIKE
I'M STARTING FROM BIRTH
653
00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:47,473
AND WATCHING IT GROW.
654
00:23:47,467 --> 00:23:50,467
AND I'M JUST GONNA BE NURTURING
THIS NEW, LITTLE, HIP,
655
00:23:50,467 --> 00:23:52,027
FASHIONABLE BABY.
656
00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:53,473
- ABSOLUTELY, YES.
657
00:23:53,467 --> 00:23:56,497
- THANK YOU. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
- THANK YOU. BYE.
658
00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:57,870
- BYE, SUZANNA.
APPRECIATE IT.
659
00:23:57,867 --> 00:24:00,727
IT'S GONNA BE A LOT
TO JUGGLE BEING A MOM,
660
00:24:00,734 --> 00:24:02,304
A WIFE, AND A STORE OWNER,
661
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:05,570
BUT PORTIA IS NOW
IN SCHOOL EVERY DAY.
662
00:24:05,567 --> 00:24:07,897
I REALLY FEEL LIKE,
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE,
663
00:24:07,900 --> 00:24:09,000
I CAN HANDLE IT.
664
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,770
- THIS IS GONNA BE
REALLY EMBARRASSING
665
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:15,027
DRIVING DOWN THE STREET
WITH YOUR NEW BEST FRIENDS.
666
00:24:15,033 --> 00:24:17,133
- WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- WHAT?
667
00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:19,233
THESE GIRLS ARE MORE REAL
668
00:24:19,233 --> 00:24:21,503
THAN SOME OF OUR FRIENDS
IN BEVERLY HILLS, SO...
669
00:24:21,500 --> 00:24:22,500
- I LOVE IT.
670
00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:23,570
- [laughs]
- IT'S TRUE.
671
00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:24,797
AND WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
672
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,570
ABOUT WHAT COMES
OUT OF THEIR MOUTH NEXT.
673
00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,567
- EXACTLY.
- RIGHT?
674
00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:31,097
- [laughs]
675
00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:44,130
- HI, GUYS.
- HI.
676
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,633
- HELLO.
- HI.
677
00:24:45,633 --> 00:24:47,003
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
678
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,600
- GOOD. NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
679
00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,130
- GREAT.
680
00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:53,103
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU COULD COME.
I'M GLAD WE COULD ALL HANG OUT.
681
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,330
- YEAH.
- WE HAD FUN THE OTHER NIGHT.
682
00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:56,003
- YEAH, IT WAS A GOOD TIME.
- THE FOUR OF US.
683
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,530
- YEAH, THAT WAS--
684
00:24:57,533 --> 00:24:59,003
THAT PART--
OUR LITTLE TABLE WAS GOOD.
685
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,100
- OUR LITTLE CORNER, YEAH.
- OUR LITTLE AREA WAS FUN.
686
00:25:00,100 --> 00:25:01,730
- THE REST OF IT
WAS NOT THAT FUN.
687
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,204
- SAFE HAVEN OVER THERE.
- YEAH.
688
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,700
AT KYLE'S DINNER PARTY,
689
00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,870
I REALLY ENJOYED
SPEAKING TO MARISA.
690
00:25:06,867 --> 00:25:08,197
WE ACTUALLY HIT IT OFF.
691
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,030
- YOU HAVE BOYS, YEAH?
- BOYS, YEAH.
692
00:25:10,033 --> 00:25:12,073
I DON'T LIKE TO SNUGGLE
EXCEPT FOR WITH THE BOYS.
693
00:25:12,066 --> 00:25:13,796
THAT'S IT. OTHERWISE,
IT DOESN'T REALLY HAPPEN.
694
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,070
- WELL, NO, I'D RATHER SNUGGLE
WITH MY KIDS THAN MY HUSBAND.
695
00:25:15,066 --> 00:25:16,496
- YEAH.
[laughs]
696
00:25:16,500 --> 00:25:18,170
WHEN SHE INVITED ME
TO DINNER, I WAS LIKE,
697
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:19,596
"SURE. WHY NOT?
LET'S DO THIS."
698
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,930
- THIS IS GONNA BE ENJOYABLE,
FUN, RELAXING...
699
00:25:22,934 --> 00:25:24,204
- YEAH.
- GOOD FOOD.
700
00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,600
- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO
ARE EVEN RELATED.
701
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,000
LOOKING AT YOU,
IT'S LIKE NOTHING ALIKE.
702
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,370
- I KNOW, NOTHING.
- NOT--NOTHING. RIGHT?
703
00:25:30,367 --> 00:25:31,367
- HE AND I LOOK MORE ALIKE.
704
00:25:31,367 --> 00:25:32,997
- YEAH.
705
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,270
- PEOPLE SOMETIMES SAY,
"ARE YOU--"
706
00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,026
- BUT PEOPLE DATE PEOPLE
THAT LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER TOO.
707
00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:38,933
- I KNOW, BUT USUALLY
MY KIND OF GUY IS, LIKE, DARK.
708
00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:41,034
- YEAH, MINE TOO.
- DARK HAIR, LIKE YOUR EX.
709
00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:42,233
LIKE, I LOVE THAT LOOK.
- [laughs]
710
00:25:42,233 --> 00:25:44,333
BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS?
THIS IS SO HANDSOME.
711
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,733
- NO, HE'S SO HANDSOME,
BUT IT'S LIKE
712
00:25:45,734 --> 00:25:48,174
I ENDED UP MARRYING
EXACTLY OPPOSITE
713
00:25:48,166 --> 00:25:49,626
OF WHAT I'M INTERESTED IN,
LIKE--
714
00:25:49,633 --> 00:25:51,303
- [laughs]
- NO--[laughs]
715
00:25:51,300 --> 00:25:52,530
- THAT DID NOT--
716
00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,803
THAT DID NOT SOUND GOOD.
- CHECK, PLEASE.
717
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:58,730
- I LIKE THE FACT
THAT MARISA'S BLUNT AND HONEST,
718
00:25:58,734 --> 00:26:00,404
BUT I FEEL SORRY FOR DEAN
A LITTLE BIT
719
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,100
BECAUSE OF THE THINGS
SHE TALKS ABOUT IN FRONT OF HIM,
720
00:26:02,100 --> 00:26:03,730
I THINK CAN BE
A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL.
721
00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:05,904
I JUST--
I FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
722
00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,600
WOW--SO, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING RIGHT NOW?
723
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,030
ARE YOU WORKING
ON A MOVIE, OR...
724
00:26:09,033 --> 00:26:11,333
- I'VE GOT, UH...
- FILLET. FILLET SOUNDS GOOD.
725
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:13,503
- TWO INDEPENDENTS THAT
LOOK LIKE THEY'RE GONNA SHOOT
726
00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:15,100
IN EUROPE IN THE FALL.
- OH, AWESOME.
727
00:26:15,100 --> 00:26:16,800
DO YOU GO, THEN?
- MAYBE A THIRD, YEAH.
728
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,500
- OH.
- YEAH.
729
00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:20,030
- MY HUSBAND DEAN
IS A MOVIE PRODUCER.
730
00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,333
HE HAS FOLLOWED IN THE FOOTSTEPS
OF HIS WHOLE ENTIRE FAMILY.
731
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:25,873
HIS PARENTS, LILI ZANUCK
AND HIS FATHER RICHARD ZANUCK
732
00:26:25,867 --> 00:26:27,867
ARE BIG HERE IN TOWN.
733
00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:30,027
MY HUSBAND REALLY ENJOYS
WORKING ON INDEPENDENT FILMS.
734
00:26:30,033 --> 00:26:32,203
I WISH HE WOULD DO
735
00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,470
A STUDIO FILM WHERE HE MAKES
A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY
736
00:26:35,467 --> 00:26:37,497
AND ALL OF THE PERKS
THAT COME WITH THE STUDIO FILMS.
737
00:26:37,500 --> 00:26:39,730
HE'S GONNA BE
FILMING ONE IN ITALY.
738
00:26:39,734 --> 00:26:42,174
- AND THEN ANOTHER ONE IN--
IN ROMANIA.
739
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:44,696
- I WAS IN ROMANIA.
IN BUCHAR--BUDAPE--
740
00:26:44,700 --> 00:26:45,700
BUCHAREST?
- YEAH, BUCHAREST.
741
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,500
- MY EX SHOT A MOVIE THERE.
742
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:50,070
AND I WAS ANNOYED
LEAVING MY HUSBAND THERE.
743
00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:51,526
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
744
00:26:51,533 --> 00:26:54,633
ALL THE GIRLS ARE STUNNING,
AND THEY'RE HOOKERS, AND...
745
00:26:54,633 --> 00:26:56,433
YOU'RE--YOU'RE COMING BACK
A HAPPY MAN.
746
00:26:56,433 --> 00:26:59,533
KIDDING.
KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY.
747
00:26:59,533 --> 00:27:01,033
I COULDN'T SAY THAT, LIKE,
TO SOME OF THE OTHER WOMEN
748
00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:02,433
'CAUSE THEY WOULD
BE LIKE, "OH--"
749
00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:03,873
BUT YOU CAN SAY
THAT KIND OF THING TO LISA.
750
00:27:03,867 --> 00:27:06,527
YOU CAN JOKE WITH HER
ABOUT ANYTHING.
751
00:27:06,533 --> 00:27:07,873
- I AM VERY SIMILAR
TO BRANDI.
752
00:27:07,867 --> 00:27:09,667
BRANDI AND I ACTUALLY HAVE
A LOT OF THINGS IN COMMON
753
00:27:09,667 --> 00:27:11,397
IN TERMS OF WE SAY
WHAT WE FEEL,
754
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,570
WE DON'T REALLY
THINK ABOUT IT AT FIRST.
755
00:27:13,567 --> 00:27:15,327
AND THEN AFTERWARDS
I'LL THINK,
756
00:27:15,333 --> 00:27:16,573
"OH, MY GOD,
SHOULD I HAVE SAID THAT?"
757
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:19,097
- SO...
758
00:27:19,100 --> 00:27:21,030
NEXT WEEK
I'M GOING TO VEGAS.
759
00:27:21,033 --> 00:27:24,403
I BROKERED THIS DEAL WITH
THIS NIGHT SCHOOL FOR GIRLS.
760
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,630
I WAS ASKED
TO HOST THIS CLASS.
761
00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:28,733
IT'S CALLED
BRANDI'S NIGHT SCHOOL FOR GIRLS,
762
00:27:28,734 --> 00:27:30,904
WHERE WE TEACH THE GIRLS
763
00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:34,000
HOW TO FIND THEIR SEXY AGAIN
ON A STRIPPER POLE,
764
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,000
AND THEN WE SEND THEM OUT
FOR A NIGHTTIME OF VIP PARTYING.
765
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,100
- WHO'S GOING?
766
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,970
- I'VE TALKED
TO LISA ABOUT IT. 100%.
767
00:27:40,967 --> 00:27:42,597
I SENT YOLANDA A TEXT.
- OKAY.
768
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:43,830
- I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK YET.
769
00:27:43,834 --> 00:27:45,174
- BUT IT'S NICE FOR YOU
TO EXTEND THE INVITE.
770
00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:46,266
- YEAH, EXACTLY.
771
00:27:46,266 --> 00:27:47,626
SO YOU'RE IN?
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
772
00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:48,633
- OH, GOOD.
773
00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:51,033
- I COULD USE
A LITTLE TIME AWAY
774
00:27:51,033 --> 00:27:54,873
TO, LIKE, SLEEP IN
AND BE ALONE A LITTLE BIT.
775
00:27:54,867 --> 00:27:57,097
- [laughs]
776
00:27:57,100 --> 00:27:59,000
- WHAT?
- I LOVE YOU, DEAN.
777
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,530
- SHE'S BACK
ON THIS TANGENT.
778
00:28:00,533 --> 00:28:02,973
- [laughs]
- WHAT?
779
00:28:02,967 --> 00:28:04,567
- ON THAT NOTE...
- OKAY.
780
00:28:04,567 --> 00:28:06,027
- TO ATTRACTIVE
AND PROMISCUOUS.
781
00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:07,333
- IT WAS A GOOD NIGHT.
- CHEERS.
782
00:28:07,333 --> 00:28:08,933
- THE FOUR OF US, HUH?
- WE HAD FUN.
783
00:28:08,934 --> 00:28:11,234
- I'LL SEE YOU AT
THE ART GALLERY TOMORROW, RIGHT?
784
00:28:11,233 --> 00:28:13,733
- YEAH, DEFINITELY.
- OH, GOOD.
785
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:15,474
- COMING UP...
786
00:28:15,467 --> 00:28:18,567
- TMZ STOPPED ME
TO ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
787
00:28:18,567 --> 00:28:20,127
THEY WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR CONCERT.
788
00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,803
- OF COURSE.
- I HATE WHEN TMZ--
789
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:25,870
I HAVE TO LEARN THINGS
ABOUT MY OWN FAMILY.
790
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:45,633
- UGH.
791
00:28:48,633 --> 00:28:52,073
GO FOR IT, GIRLS.
792
00:28:58,867 --> 00:29:05,267
[phone line ringing]
793
00:29:05,266 --> 00:29:07,766
- HELLO.
- HEY, KYLE. IT'S BRANDI.
794
00:29:07,767 --> 00:29:09,627
- HEY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
795
00:29:09,633 --> 00:29:11,933
- I ACTUALLY WAS CALLING
BECAUSE I FIGURED
796
00:29:11,934 --> 00:29:15,574
YOU'RE PROBABLY GOING TO DANNY'S
ART GALLERY OPENING TONIGHT.
797
00:29:15,567 --> 00:29:16,897
- I AM.
798
00:29:16,900 --> 00:29:18,670
- OKAY, SO I THOUGHT--
AND I JUST--
799
00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:22,197
YOU KNOW, MAURICIO AND I
HAD A LITTLE BIT OF...
800
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,200
AN ISSUE THE LAST TIME
WE SAW EACH OTHER,
801
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,270
AND I JUST WANT TO KNOW THAT,
MOVING FORWARD,
802
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,966
WE'RE IN A GOOD PLACE,
AND WE CAN GO AND HAVE FUN,
803
00:29:28,967 --> 00:29:31,967
AND THERE'S NO,
LIKE, PROBLEM.
804
00:29:31,967 --> 00:29:34,397
- YOU KNOW WHAT,
DON'T WORRY, BRANDI.
805
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,670
I MEAN, I HAVE TO SAY,
I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK,
806
00:29:37,667 --> 00:29:39,097
CALLING HIM
A MOTHER[bleep].
807
00:29:39,100 --> 00:29:40,470
both: [laugh]
808
00:29:40,467 --> 00:29:41,767
- I THINK
THAT'S PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME
809
00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,027
ANYONE'S EVER
CALLED HIM THAT,
810
00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:45,733
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I REALLY DON'T HOLD A GRUDGE,
811
00:29:45,734 --> 00:29:48,104
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO MOVE FORWARD AS WELL.
812
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,770
- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY,
YOUR FIRSTS IN LIFE...
813
00:29:50,767 --> 00:29:53,667
[laughs]
ARE YOUR MOST MEMORABLE.
814
00:29:53,667 --> 00:29:54,697
I'M KIDDING.
- HOPEFULLY, IT'S THE FIRST
815
00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:56,700
AND LAST.
- YES, HOPEFULLY.
816
00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:58,230
OKAY, PERFECT.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
817
00:29:58,233 --> 00:30:01,773
- OKAY. SEE YOU LATER. BYE.
- BYE.
818
00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:23,470
- THANK YOU.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
819
00:30:23,467 --> 00:30:27,727
- THANKS, JOHN.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
820
00:30:27,734 --> 00:30:30,534
- HELLO!
821
00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:33,103
WOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
822
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:36,030
HI.
- OH, MY. OH, MY.
823
00:30:36,033 --> 00:30:37,903
WHAT'S UP, GIRLY GIRLS?
- IT LOOKS AMAZING.
824
00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,270
- HOW YOU DOING? THANK YOU.
- HOW ARE YOU?
825
00:30:39,266 --> 00:30:41,366
TONIGHT, MY FRIEND,
DANIEL MALTZMAN,
826
00:30:41,367 --> 00:30:43,967
IS THROWING HIS GALLERY OPENING
IN THE HEART OF BEVERLY HILLS,
827
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,427
AND BECAUSE OF THE LOCATION
AND HOW TALENTED HE IS,
828
00:30:46,433 --> 00:30:49,403
I'M SURE THE WHO'S WHO
OF THE TOWN WILL SHOW UP.
829
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,670
- THANK YOU.
830
00:30:54,567 --> 00:30:58,427
CAN'T STAY TOO LONG, DARLING,
'CAUSE WE'VE GOT DINNER AT 8:30.
831
00:30:58,433 --> 00:31:01,003
- OKAY.
832
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,300
- WOW.
833
00:31:02,300 --> 00:31:03,430
THERE SHE IS.
834
00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:07,203
- LONG TIME NO SEE.
- [laughs] HELLO.
835
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,200
- HELLO. OH!
- I'M DANIEL.
836
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,730
VERY NICE TO SEE YOU...
- HI, I'M LISA.
837
00:31:10,734 --> 00:31:11,904
- AND MEET YOU AGAIN,
MET YOU BEFORE A COUPLE TIMES.
838
00:31:11,900 --> 00:31:12,930
- IS THIS YOUR GALLERY?
839
00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:16,604
YES, YEAH.
- IT IS, YEAH.
840
00:31:20,266 --> 00:31:22,166
- THERE'S
SOME SEXY STUFF HERE.
841
00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:25,166
- NO, I LIKE IT.
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.
842
00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:30,170
- HELLO.
- HI!
843
00:31:30,166 --> 00:31:32,566
- HOW ARE YOU?
- UGH, TIRED.
844
00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:34,327
HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD.
845
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:37,403
- HI! YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- HELLO! HI, SEXY, HOW ARE YOU?
846
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,630
- HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD.
847
00:31:38,633 --> 00:31:39,933
YOU SAID
YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A DRESS,
848
00:31:39,934 --> 00:31:40,874
SO I THOUGHT I'D GO HOME
AND WEAR A DRESS.
849
00:31:40,867 --> 00:31:42,467
- OH, NICE.
THIS IS SEXY.
850
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:45,067
- AS A DECORATOR,
I LOVE GOING TO ART GALLERIES.
851
00:31:45,066 --> 00:31:47,266
YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE
GONNA FIND SOMETHING SPECIAL.
852
00:31:47,266 --> 00:31:49,296
- SHOULD--I WANT TO START
IN THE BEGINNING AND LOOK.
853
00:31:49,300 --> 00:31:50,330
- YEAH, YEAH.
- OKAY, COME ON, THEN.
854
00:31:50,333 --> 00:31:51,473
LET'S DO IT.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
855
00:31:51,467 --> 00:31:52,597
LET ME GIVE YOU GUYS
A LITTLE TOUR HERE.
856
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,600
- I ALREADY SAW ONE
THAT TALKED TO ME...
857
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:55,600
- PERFECT, I LOVE THAT.
WE LIKE THAT.
858
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,630
- THAT MIGHT
WANT TO BE WITH ME.
859
00:31:56,633 --> 00:31:58,473
THIS ONE.
- UH-HUH.
860
00:31:58,467 --> 00:32:00,527
- LOVE THAT.
- UH-HUH.
861
00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:03,603
- I LOVE IT, AND HOW MUCH IS IT?
- $14,000.
862
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,730
- THE PAINTING
IS NOT WORTH $14,000 TO ME.
863
00:32:06,734 --> 00:32:07,904
I'M GONNA HAVE TO,
LIKE,
864
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:12,430
WHEEL AND DEAL WITH HIM
A LITTLE BIT.
865
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:17,100
- HI.
HOW ARE YOU?
866
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:23,103
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
867
00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:24,530
- HOW ARE YOU, KYLE?
- I'M REALLY WELL, THANK YOU.
868
00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:26,133
- HELLO, DARLING.
869
00:32:26,133 --> 00:32:27,403
- I LIKE THAT GREEN.
HOW ARE YOU?
870
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,630
- GOOD.
- HOW ARE YOU?
871
00:32:28,633 --> 00:32:30,533
- I LIKE THAT HAIR THING--OOH!
- AH!
872
00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:31,733
- IT'S OKAY.
- [laughs]
873
00:32:31,734 --> 00:32:33,634
YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE.
JUST KIDDING. [laughs]
874
00:32:33,633 --> 00:32:35,433
YOU KNOW, I'VE KNOWN DANIEL
FOR, LIKE, MORE THAN 20 YEARS.
875
00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,533
- I KNOW, AND I'VE KNOWN DANIEL
FOR A LONG TIME TOO.
876
00:32:37,533 --> 00:32:38,703
AND YOU HAVE HIS PAINTING.
- I HAVE HIS ART IN MY HOUSE.
877
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:39,700
- I KNOW!
878
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:41,070
THE ONE
IN THE ENTRYWAY,
879
00:32:41,066 --> 00:32:43,226
I SAID LOOKS LIKE THE ONE
THAT'S IN YOUR HOUSE.
880
00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:44,503
- THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT.
- A LITTLE BIT.
881
00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,570
YEAH, I THINK YOLANDA'S
GETTING THAT ONE,
882
00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:46,827
SO--[laughs]
- OH, IS SHE?
883
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:50,904
IT ACTUALLY WOULD GO
REALLY WELL IN HER HOUSE.
884
00:32:53,433 --> 00:32:54,673
- OKAY. [laughs]
- YEAH, YEAH.
885
00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:55,667
- WHOO.
886
00:32:55,667 --> 00:32:57,527
- HI, GALS.
HOW ARE YOU?
887
00:32:57,533 --> 00:32:59,003
- GOOD.
- [sighs]
888
00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,430
- YOU HAVE TO COME
TO VEGAS.
889
00:33:00,433 --> 00:33:03,003
- I REALLY WANT THE LADIES
TO COME FOR MY TRIAL RUN
890
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,930
FOR BRANDI'S NIGHT SCHOOL OUT
FOR GIRLS
891
00:33:04,934 --> 00:33:06,934
AND LET LOOSE
AND LET THEIR HAIR DOWN
892
00:33:06,934 --> 00:33:08,604
AND JUST HAVE FUN.
893
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,570
- WHEN?
894
00:33:10,567 --> 00:33:13,997
- WHAT DAY?
- TUESDAY.
895
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,000
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
896
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,200
- NO, NO, YOU DO.
- NO,
897
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,770
IT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN,
BUT I CAN'T.
898
00:33:17,767 --> 00:33:19,967
- OH!
- I HAVE SOME PEOPLE FLYING IN
899
00:33:19,967 --> 00:33:22,827
FROM DENVER FROM
A DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ORGANIZATION
900
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,634
THAT I'M GONNA START
WORKING WITH, AND I'M DOING--
901
00:33:24,633 --> 00:33:27,003
SHOOTING SOME STUFF FOR THEM,
LIKE A PSA,
902
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,200
AND IT'S ON WEDNESDAY.
- OH, THAT'S AMAZING.
903
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,530
- ON WEDNESDAY? OH.
904
00:33:30,533 --> 00:33:32,203
- BUT YOU GUYS
GOTTA SEND ME SOME PICTURES.
905
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,800
I WANT TO SEE
WHAT I'M MISSING.
906
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,930
- WE'VE GOTTA
HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU.
907
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,304
- ALL RIGHT.
- I MEAN, I LOVE--
908
00:33:37,300 --> 00:33:39,400
- I LIKE TO TALK. [laughs]
- YOU DO?
909
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,200
WELL, WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO
IS NEGOTIATE WITH YOU.
910
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,930
- ALL RIGHT.
- SO, YOU KNOW,
911
00:33:42,934 --> 00:33:44,734
WHEN I WALKED IN,
WHEN I SAW THIS,
912
00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:47,174
IT SPEAKS ROMANCE TO ME.
913
00:33:47,166 --> 00:33:49,526
LIKE, I SEE--I COULD SEE
MY HUSBAND AND I IN THIS.
914
00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:51,873
I DON'T KNOW WHY.
SO I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL,
915
00:33:51,867 --> 00:33:55,627
BUT AS A FATHER'S DAY GIFT,
$14,000 IS, LIKE, TOO MUCH,
916
00:33:55,633 --> 00:33:59,303
SO CAN WE, LIKE...
LIKE, I DON'T KNOW.
917
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,770
- WHAT WOULD YOU
FEEL COMFORTABLE PAYING FOR IT?
918
00:34:02,767 --> 00:34:05,367
- UM...
- DON'T INSULT ME.
919
00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:08,067
- I MEAN HALF.
50 OFF.
920
00:34:08,066 --> 00:34:10,596
JUST BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
LIKE I SAID, I'M A DECORATOR.
921
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,600
WHATEVER I BUY, I ALWAYS GET 50.
- 50 OFF?
922
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,070
- BUT IT'LL BE
IN OUR HOME.
923
00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:15,796
IT'LL BE SEEN
BY SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE,
924
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,300
AND, YOU KNOW, ISN'T THAT--
ISN'T THAT THE WAY IT WORKS?
925
00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:22,330
- IT IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT,
BUT IF YOU LOOK AT THIS PIECE,
926
00:34:22,333 --> 00:34:25,073
AND YOU SEE THE AMOUNT OF WORK
THAT'S IN THIS PIECE,
927
00:34:25,066 --> 00:34:26,866
WHAT IF
I SAID TO YOU THIS--
928
00:34:26,867 --> 00:34:31,367
$8,500 AT, LIKE, FINAL,
LAST-OFFER PRICE.
929
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:33,067
WOULD THAT BE SOMETHING
THAT WOULD WORK FOR YOU?
930
00:34:33,066 --> 00:34:35,396
I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY CLOSE
TO WHAT YOU WANT IT FOR,
931
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,930
BUT JUST, OUT OF MYSELF,
JUST BECAUSE THIS
932
00:34:38,934 --> 00:34:40,004
IS AN IMPORTANT PIECE
TO ME--
933
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,100
- WELL, OKAY, TO MAKE--
YOU KNOW, LIKE--
934
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,200
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
935
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,070
- I ALWAYS SAY,
"A GOOD DEAL IS MADE
936
00:34:44,066 --> 00:34:45,696
WHEN BOTH PEOPLE
LEAVE A LITTLE ON THE TABLE."
937
00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:46,930
- THAT'S WHY
I'M PUTTING A NUMBER THAT--
938
00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,504
- SO YOU SAID $8,500,
SO LET'S DO $8,000,
939
00:34:48,500 --> 00:34:49,570
SO WE'RE BOTH HAPPY.
- OH, MAN, YOU'RE KILLING ME.
940
00:34:49,567 --> 00:34:51,167
- RIGHT IN BETWEEN
THE TWO OF US.
941
00:34:51,166 --> 00:34:52,796
HOW ABOUT THAT?
A DEAL?
942
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,230
- YAY!
943
00:34:54,233 --> 00:34:56,273
- YOU GOT A DEAL. YOU GOT A--
- YOU GOT--YOU GOT A GREAT DEAL,
944
00:34:56,266 --> 00:34:57,726
I'M TELLING YOU.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
945
00:34:57,734 --> 00:34:59,374
- SHE'S AMAZING, AND SO ARE YOU.
- YEAH, YEAH. YOU DID, YOU DID.
946
00:34:59,367 --> 00:35:01,627
- I GUESS
DANIEL'S A GREAT ARTIST,
947
00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:04,233
BUT AS A NEGOTIATOR,
MM, I DON'T KNOW.
948
00:35:04,233 --> 00:35:07,703
[laughs]
MAYBE NOT THAT GOOD.
949
00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:11,303
- KENNETH,
DO YOU MISS ME?
950
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,530
- EXCUSE ME.
- SORRY.
951
00:35:12,533 --> 00:35:15,473
[laughter]
952
00:35:15,467 --> 00:35:17,797
- JEEZ, AND I THOUGHT YOU
WERE TALL. WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?
953
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,370
- YOU DON'T WANT
TO COME TO VEGAS WITH US?
954
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:21,767
- NO.
- WHY?
955
00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:23,327
- I HAVE A LOT OF WORK
TO DO HERE.
956
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:25,103
- LOOK AT HIM, HANGING OUT
WITH ALL THOSE TALL GIRLS
957
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:26,370
OVER THERE.
- I KNOW, RIGHT?
958
00:35:26,367 --> 00:35:28,697
THEY'RE HUGE. I MEAN,
WE'RE THE NORMAL ONES.
959
00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,330
LIKE, IT'S WHY
I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE DWARF
960
00:35:30,333 --> 00:35:31,833
WHEN I'M NEXT TO THEM.
- I'M A LITTLE PORK CHOP.
961
00:35:31,834 --> 00:35:33,574
- THEY'RE, LIKE, 5'10",
PLUS 6-INCH HEELS.
962
00:35:33,567 --> 00:35:34,967
- I KNOW.
LOOK AT KEN,
963
00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,127
HE'S LIKE A LITTLE PIG
IN [bleep] RIGHT NOW.
964
00:35:36,133 --> 00:35:38,203
HI, KEN.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, KEN?
965
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,600
REMEMBER ME?
- LOOK AT KEN.
966
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:40,930
- WHY DID KEN LEAVE YOU?
967
00:35:40,934 --> 00:35:42,774
- LOOK AT KEN,
WITH HIS HAND IN THE COOKIE JAR.
968
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,297
- IT'S ACTUALLY IN HIS POCKET,
PLAYING WITH HIMSELF. [laughs]
969
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:46,970
- THOSE ARE TROUBLE MAKERS,
YEAH.
970
00:35:46,967 --> 00:35:48,367
- KEN, SMILE.
971
00:35:48,367 --> 00:35:50,467
PUT YOUR TITTIES IN HIS FACE,
PLEASE.
972
00:35:50,467 --> 00:35:51,697
ONE, TWO...SMILE.
- AND HE LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
973
00:35:51,700 --> 00:35:53,600
LORD KNOWS. IT'S LIKE,
LOOK TO THE RIGHT.
974
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,300
NO, LOOK TO THE RIGHT.
[laughs]
975
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:56,330
- I AM TOO, NOW.
- 'CAUSE YOU HAD
976
00:35:56,333 --> 00:35:58,233
ALL THESE BOOBIES
IN YOUR FACE.
977
00:35:58,233 --> 00:36:00,403
- IS THIS HAPPINESS?
978
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,670
- FIRST ONE'S BETTER.
- WHO'S THAT BLOODY MIDGET
979
00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:05,627
IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT?
[laughter]
980
00:36:10,533 --> 00:36:13,503
- WELL...I'VE ALREADY
TALKED TO YOLANDA
981
00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,000
AND A LITTLE BIT
TO LISA,
982
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,100
BUT I HAVE A LITTLE VEGAS TRIP
COMING UP,
983
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:18,530
AND I WOULD LOVE
FOR YOU TO COME.
984
00:36:18,533 --> 00:36:19,973
EVERYTHING
SEEMS TO BE GOING GOOD
985
00:36:19,967 --> 00:36:22,027
BETWEEN KYLE AND I TONIGHT,
SO I'M THINKING,
986
00:36:22,033 --> 00:36:23,703
IT'S PROBABLY SAFE
TO INVITE HER TO VEGAS.
987
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:25,700
I KNOW
THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY WEARY
988
00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,730
ABOUT SPENDING A COUPLE DAYS
AWAY WITH ME,
989
00:36:27,734 --> 00:36:30,504
BUT I PROMISE,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL FUN,
990
00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:33,370
AND I'M GOING TO HOST
THIS THING,
991
00:36:33,367 --> 00:36:35,167
BUT I'M--
WE'RE JUST PRACTICE HOSTING.
992
00:36:35,166 --> 00:36:37,566
- OKAY.
- THIS WOMEN EMPOWERMENT GROUP,
993
00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,467
IT'S LIKE,
THEY DO DIVORCE PARTIES--
994
00:36:39,467 --> 00:36:41,227
- WE DON'T WANT TO COME.
[laughs]
995
00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,503
I'M KIDDING, I'M KIDDING,
I'M KIDDING.
996
00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,870
- WE'RE GONNA STAY
AT THE FOUR SEASONS.
997
00:36:43,867 --> 00:36:45,897
IT'LL BE REALLY NICE
AND RELAXING.
998
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:48,470
- LET'S ALL GO AND MAKE IT FUN.
- OH, YAY.
999
00:36:48,467 --> 00:36:50,697
- OH, THERE'S MY HUSBAND.
1000
00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:53,730
- OH.
- HI, HONEY.
1001
00:36:53,734 --> 00:36:55,504
- HONEY, MY GOSH.
- WHAT?
1002
00:36:55,500 --> 00:36:56,800
- YOU LOOK HOT.
- DOESN'T SHE?
1003
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,100
- I DO? THANK YOU.
- YOU'LL BE TAKING HOME AN--
1004
00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:01,030
- NO, YOU LOOK LIKE--A LITTLE
ARABIC INFLUENCE, MAYBE.
1005
00:37:01,033 --> 00:37:02,233
SOMETHING, UH--
- A LITTLE--
1006
00:37:02,233 --> 00:37:05,533
- IT'S HOT HIPPIE.
- MORE LIKE HIPPIE.
1007
00:37:10,934 --> 00:37:13,234
- HI, GIRLS!
1008
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:14,833
- HI.
- HI, HONEY, HOW ARE YOU?
1009
00:37:14,834 --> 00:37:16,204
- I'M WELL.
1010
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,770
- YOU KNOW MARISA.
- HI. YES, THANKS.
1011
00:37:17,767 --> 00:37:18,897
- NICE TO SEE YA.
1012
00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:20,300
- I MET YOU A LONG TIME AGO.
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
1013
00:37:20,300 --> 00:37:21,970
- GOOD.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND, ROBIN.
1014
00:37:21,967 --> 00:37:24,267
THIS IS PARIS.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
1015
00:37:24,266 --> 00:37:26,566
- UM...
- SO PRETTY.
1016
00:37:26,567 --> 00:37:27,927
- SO YEAH, WE'VE BEEN
TALKING ABOUT VEGAS.
1017
00:37:27,934 --> 00:37:29,134
- VEGAS.
- WE'RE GOING--
1018
00:37:29,133 --> 00:37:30,303
DOING A GIRLS' TRIP
TO VEGAS.
1019
00:37:30,300 --> 00:37:32,170
- WHEN?
- NEXT WEEK.
1020
00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:33,726
- NICE.
- WANT TO COME? [laughs]
1021
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:35,574
- I'M GONNA BE IN BRAZIL
AT MY CONCERT NEXT WEEK.
1022
00:37:35,567 --> 00:37:37,997
- YOUR CONCERT?
OH, MY GOD, THAT'S RIGHT.
1023
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,970
- YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE, LIKE,
30-SOMETHING-THOUSAND PEOPLE.
1024
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:43,127
I'M CLOSING
FOR JENNIFER LOPEZ.
1025
00:37:43,133 --> 00:37:44,503
SO IT'S HUGE.
- OH, MY GOD.
1026
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,700
- IT'S, LIKE,
MY FIRST CONCERT.
1027
00:37:46,700 --> 00:37:48,230
- I WAS GETTING IN MY CAR
THE OTHER NIGHT,
1028
00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:50,633
AND TMZ STOPPED ME
TO ASK ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
1029
00:37:50,633 --> 00:37:51,803
- YES.
1030
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,000
- THEY WERE TELLING ME
ABOUT YOUR CONCERT.
1031
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,930
- OF COURSE.
- I'M LIKE, "WELL--OH, WAIT,
1032
00:37:54,934 --> 00:37:57,074
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
I MEAN, I KNOW SHE WAS IN--"
1033
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:58,726
LIKE, OKAY,
THANK YOU.
1034
00:37:58,734 --> 00:38:00,304
I HATE WHEN TMZ--
- [laughs]
1035
00:38:00,300 --> 00:38:02,230
- I HAVE TO LEARN THINGS
ABOUT MY OWN FAMILY.
1036
00:38:02,233 --> 00:38:06,603
I'M LIKE, "WELL, OH, WAIT.
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT."
1037
00:38:10,300 --> 00:38:11,670
- IT'S FUNNY
'CAUSE IT'S LIKE,
1038
00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,067
I'LL LOOK AT HIM
ACROSS THE ROOM,
1039
00:38:13,066 --> 00:38:14,966
AND I'M--MY SISTER ALWAYS SAYS--
SHE'S LIKE, "HE'S CUTE.
1040
00:38:14,967 --> 00:38:16,767
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK,
LIKE, OTHER GUYS ARE CUTER."
1041
00:38:16,767 --> 00:38:18,827
I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE'S THAT SEXY.
1042
00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:20,804
- HE'S ADORABLE.
- I SAID, "YEAH, I KNOW."
1043
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:21,900
I LOVE HIM. I DO.
- YEAH,
1044
00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,030
BUT YOU'VE LOOKED AT HIM
FOR SO LONG?
1045
00:38:23,033 --> 00:38:24,503
- BUT I'VE LOOKED AT HIM
FOR SO LONG,
1046
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,430
AND HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH ME,
WHICH--I'M SO LUCKY.
1047
00:38:26,433 --> 00:38:28,503
- OH.
- BUT WE MET SO YOUNG.
1048
00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,470
LIKE, I MET HIM
WHEN I WAS 20, SO--
1049
00:38:30,467 --> 00:38:32,567
- AND THAT'S--THOSE ARE THE ONES
THAT USUALLY DON'T WORK OUT,
1050
00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:34,497
THOUGH.
- I KNOW, THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
1051
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,600
- RIGHT, SO YOU GOT REALLY--
DOUBLE LUCKY.
1052
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:38,700
- YEAH, BUT I ALSO THINK
I SHOULD'VE WAITED
1053
00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:40,670
TO GET MARRIED
TILL I WAS, LIKE, IN MY 30s.
1054
00:38:40,667 --> 00:38:42,727
I THINK A WOMAN
DOESN'T KNOW WHO SHE IS
1055
00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:43,874
UNTIL SHE'S IN HER 30s...
- RIGHT.
1056
00:38:43,867 --> 00:38:45,197
- AND THEN
TO GET MARRIED
1057
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,830
WHEN YOU'RE 25,
LIKE I WAS--
1058
00:38:47,834 --> 00:38:49,374
AND THEN I WANTED
TO HAVE A BABY RIGHT AWAY,
1059
00:38:49,367 --> 00:38:51,197
WHICH I DID,
AND MY SON'S TEN.
1060
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:53,300
- DEAN IS A LITTLE MORE
IN LOVE WITH MARISA
1061
00:38:53,300 --> 00:38:54,530
THAN MARISA IS
WITH DEAN.
1062
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,373
I FEEL LIKE
MARISSA'S MISSING SOMETHING.
1063
00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:59,667
STOP THROWING YOUR HUSBAND
UNDER THE BUS. IT'S NOT COOL.
1064
00:38:59,667 --> 00:39:02,227
- NOW, I LOOK BACK,
AND I'M LIKE, "I DIDN'T PARTY.
1065
00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:05,133
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,"
AND, YOU KNOW--
1066
00:39:05,133 --> 00:39:06,933
SO IT'S JUST--
- WELL, NEVER TOO LATE TO START.
1067
00:39:06,934 --> 00:39:08,134
- I KNOW.
- BOTTOMS UP.
1068
00:39:08,133 --> 00:39:09,473
[laughter]
1069
00:39:09,467 --> 00:39:11,167
- COMING UP...
1070
00:39:11,166 --> 00:39:12,426
- WHOA.
1071
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,103
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK
AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
1072
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,800
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- AMAZING.
1073
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,870
- IT IS.
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
1074
00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,197
- I CALL LISA
THE OTHER DAY,
1075
00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:26,000
HER HOUSEKEEPER SAYS,
"HOLD ON, KYLE--"
1076
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:27,630
LISTEN.
"I'M GONNA GET LISA FOR YOU."
1077
00:39:27,633 --> 00:39:29,603
SHE GETS LISA,
LISA GETS ON THE PHONE,
1078
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:32,370
SHE SAYS, "YOU JUST INTERRUPTED
KEN AND I HAVING SEX."
1079
00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:33,427
- [gasps]
- NOT WITH EACH OTHER.
1080
00:39:33,433 --> 00:39:35,233
[laughter]
- THAT'S COFFEE HOUR.
1081
00:39:35,233 --> 00:39:38,673
- SHE'S LIKE, "KYLE, PLEASE,
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT."
1082
00:39:38,667 --> 00:39:40,227
- THAT'S OKAY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU DO
1083
00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:41,633
WHEN YOUR KIDS
LEAVE HOME.
1084
00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:43,133
- LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU
TELL YOUR HOUSEKEEPER
1085
00:39:43,133 --> 00:39:44,433
NOT TO WAKE YOU, "A,"
1086
00:39:44,433 --> 00:39:46,133
AND "B," YOU DIDN'T
HAVE TO PICK UP THE PHONE.
1087
00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:49,033
- WELL, WE STILL CARRIED ON,
EVEN WHEN YOU WERE ON THE PHONE.
1088
00:39:49,033 --> 00:39:50,973
- [laughs]
- WHEN YOU'RE DOING IT ALL DAY,
1089
00:39:50,967 --> 00:39:52,797
YOU HAVE TO TAKE PHONE CALLS.
- OH, YEAH.
1090
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,470
I LIKE TO KNOW
THAT MY CALL
1091
00:39:54,467 --> 00:39:56,227
IS PRIORITY
OVER YOUR SEX WITH KEN.
1092
00:39:56,233 --> 00:39:58,903
[laughter]
1093
00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:11,073
- OOH.
1094
00:40:11,066 --> 00:40:12,866
- WHOA,
WHAT DO WE GOT THERE?
1095
00:40:12,867 --> 00:40:14,227
- WHOA.
1096
00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:17,073
- I THOUGHT THAT WOULD LOOK
AMAZING ON YOUR BAR.
1097
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:18,066
- WOW.
1098
00:40:18,066 --> 00:40:19,366
- I DON'T LIKE IT.
1099
00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:21,067
- IT'S AMAZING.
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
1100
00:40:21,066 --> 00:40:22,826
- "AMAZING."
- IT IS, IT'S AN AMAZ--
1101
00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:23,834
- IT'S A NICE BOTTLE.
- IT'S--THE TASTE--
1102
00:40:23,834 --> 00:40:25,174
- AMAZING!
- AMAZING.
1103
00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,996
- IT'S A GIN. IT'S A GIN.
- A GIN?
1104
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,830
- THE TASTE IS UNBELIEVABLE.
- "GIN"?
1105
00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:31,174
- IT'LL LOOK AMAZING
ON YOUR BAR.
1106
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:33,326
- MAURICIO GIVES ME
THIS BOTTLE OF GIN.
1107
00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:36,133
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT WAS
A PEACE OFFERING OR NOT.
1108
00:40:36,133 --> 00:40:38,433
MAURICIO AND I HAD WORDS
IN THE RESTAURANT,
1109
00:40:38,433 --> 00:40:40,903
AND I JUST DIDN'T LIKE
THE WAY HE WAS
1110
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,670
ATTACKING BRANDI
THAT NIGHT.
1111
00:40:42,667 --> 00:40:44,797
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT,
WE COULD TASTE IT NOW.
1112
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,030
I MEAN, I'LL GET YOU
ANOTHER BOTTLE.
1113
00:40:46,033 --> 00:40:48,403
- I DON'T WANT TO TASTE IT NOW,
I'M GOING.
1114
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:49,830
- [laughs]
- I'VE GOT DINNER
1115
00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:51,934
WITH RICK AND KATHY.
- OH, YOU DO?
1116
00:40:51,934 --> 00:40:53,574
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- I'M LATE.
1117
00:40:53,567 --> 00:40:55,297
- I THINK KEN
IS JUST STILL HOLDING
1118
00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:58,070
A LITTLE BIT OF A GRUDGE,
BUT WE CAN DISAGREE.
1119
00:40:58,066 --> 00:40:59,726
YOU KNOW, WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
I'M GONNA GO KICK HIS ASS?
1120
00:40:59,734 --> 00:41:01,204
- WE HAVE TO GO.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
1121
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,800
HOW ARE YOU?
NICE TO SEE YOU.
1122
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,330
- HI.
- HI. [laughs]
1123
00:41:06,333 --> 00:41:08,003
- HI.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
1124
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,030
- NOT A LOT.
WELL, A LOT, BUT NOTHING I CAN--
1125
00:41:11,033 --> 00:41:13,303
- SHARE WITH ME?
- WELL, NOT RIGHT NOW.
1126
00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:14,800
- OKAY.
- I MEAN--I MEAN, NO, IT'S...
1127
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:16,230
NOT WORTH TALKING ABOUT
RIGHT NOW.
1128
00:41:16,233 --> 00:41:19,473
- NO PROBLEM. [laughs]
WE CAN SHARE IT AT ANOTHER TIME.
1129
00:41:19,467 --> 00:41:20,927
- HUH? YEAH, YEAH.
- YOU CAN SHARE IT ANOTHER TIME.
1130
00:41:20,934 --> 00:41:22,204
- I WILL SEE YOU LATER.
1131
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:23,370
- ALL RIGHT, COOL.
- IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 8:00.
1132
00:41:23,367 --> 00:41:24,627
BYE, DARLING.
- WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
1133
00:41:24,633 --> 00:41:25,903
- WE'RE GOING
TO SUNSET TOWER.
1134
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,070
- OH, NICE. ENJOY.
- YEAH.
1135
00:41:27,066 --> 00:41:28,466
- TELL THEM I SAY HI.
- ALL RIGHT, I WILL DO.
1136
00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:30,497
ENJOY. SO TAKE YOUR BOTTLE.
- WE'RE JUST--
1137
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:32,270
- THANKS, BUDDY.
1138
00:41:32,266 --> 00:41:34,666
- BYE. BYE.
- THANKS. BYE.
1139
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,427
- LISA CAME UP,
SAID HELLO.
1140
00:41:36,433 --> 00:41:38,003
IT WAS DEFINITELY
NOT A GENUINE HELLO,
1141
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,230
AND, UM, SHE OBVIOUSLY
WAS STILL HOLDING A GRUDGE.
1142
00:41:41,233 --> 00:41:43,473
SHE WAS CERTAINLY
PROTECTING BRANDI.
1143
00:41:43,467 --> 00:41:45,227
THAT WAS JUST WEIRD.
- WHAT? WHAT WAS?
1144
00:41:45,233 --> 00:41:47,533
- UH, WITH LISA. WAS THAT--
WAS THAT WEIRD, THE WAY--
1145
00:41:47,533 --> 00:41:49,633
WHAT LISA SAID TO ME
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT,
1146
00:41:49,633 --> 00:41:51,203
OR WAS THAT JUST ME?
- WHAT DID SHE SAY?
1147
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:52,530
- I DON'T KNOW, I THOUGHT--
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS, LIKE,
1148
00:41:52,533 --> 00:41:53,973
A WEIRD WAY OF GREETING ME.
SHE GOES--
1149
00:41:53,967 --> 00:41:57,467
I GO, "HI, HOW ARE YOU?
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON?"
1150
00:41:57,467 --> 00:42:01,467
AND SHE SAYS,
"A LOT, BUT, UH,
1151
00:42:01,467 --> 00:42:03,467
I DON'T HAVE TIME
TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT."
1152
00:42:03,467 --> 00:42:05,667
I'M LIKE, "OKAY, SO--"
- NO.
1153
00:42:05,667 --> 00:42:06,927
- WELL, WHATEVER. I'M SO
PAST THAT, IT'S NOT EVEN--
1154
00:42:06,934 --> 00:42:08,204
- ANYWAY, WHO CARES?
GO GET A DRINK. I LOVE YOU.
1155
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,500
WE ALL KNOW THAT LISA--
IF SOMETHING BOTHERS HER,
1156
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,470
OR SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT, SHE HAS
NO PROBLEM SAYING IT TO YOU.
1157
00:42:12,467 --> 00:42:15,697
IT'S HARD
WHEN YOU'RE CLOSE WITH SOMEONE
1158
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:18,230
AND THERE'S
SOME UNSPOKEN NEGATIVITY
1159
00:42:18,233 --> 00:42:19,703
BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
1160
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:21,500
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT,
BUT IF YOU KEEP IT IN,
1161
00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,500
EVENTUALLY,
THERE'S GONNA BE AN EXPLOSION.
1162
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,300
- NEXT TIME,
1163
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:29,270
ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES
OF BEVERLY HILLS...
1164
00:42:29,266 --> 00:42:31,026
- FIND YOUR INNER SEXY!
1165
00:42:31,033 --> 00:42:32,933
SO, GIRLS,
ARE YOU EXCITED?
1166
00:42:32,934 --> 00:42:34,674
WHOO! VEGAS!
[cheers and applause]
1167
00:42:34,667 --> 00:42:35,667
- DO WE WEAR
STRIPPER WEAR?
1168
00:42:35,667 --> 00:42:37,727
- SWALLOW, SWALLOW.
- UGH!
1169
00:42:37,734 --> 00:42:39,804
- I JUST HAVE NEVER
FELT THIS SEXUAL.
1170
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,230
- YOU BETTER GIVE
SOME OF THOSE PILLS TO LISA.
1171
00:42:42,233 --> 00:42:43,273
- HOW CAN I HELP YOU
TODAY?
1172
00:42:43,266 --> 00:42:45,826
- THOUGHT MAYBE,
UM, MY NOSE.
1173
00:42:45,834 --> 00:42:48,104
I KNOW HE KNOWS ABOUT NOSES.
[chuckles]
1174
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:50,630
- HI, BABY.
- HI, MY LOVE.
1175
00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:54,003
MEN LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN,
AND THEY'LL [bleep] YOUR HUSBAND
1176
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,300
FOR A CHANEL BAG.
1177
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:58,170
- YOUR HUSBAND
IS MORE IN LOVE WITH YOU
1178
00:42:58,166 --> 00:43:01,896
THAN YOU ARE WITH HIM.
1179
00:43:01,900 --> 00:43:04,030
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
1180
00:43:04,033 --> 00:43:05,903
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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