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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- LOOK AT THIS!
- OH, MY GOD. THAT'S TOO BIG A DEAL.
- I LOVE IT!
- I FEEL THIS NIGHTMARE IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING.
- I'M UPSET BECAUSE LISA DIDN'T COME TO ME
FOR HER DAUGHTER'S PARTY TO STAY AT THE PALMS.
THEY'RE STAYING AT PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
WHICH IS OUR COMPETITION-- IT'S RUDE.
- THERE'S A LOT OF CRACKS IN OUR LITTLE GROUP RIGHT NOW.
- THIS IS KILLING ME, LIKE, ALL OF THE DRAMA--
I SAID THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID.
- I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.
BUT JUST DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT MY SISTER.
SO... MOVING ON.
[upbeat music]
- LIFE IN BEVERLY HILLS IS A GAME,
AND I MAKE THE RULES.
- I'M NOT THE RICHEST GIRL IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT I AM THE LUCKIEST.
- PEOPLE TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, BUT I'M ONE OF A KIND.
- I'VE FINALLY FOUND MY VOICE, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
- HAVING IT ALL IS EASY,
IF YOU'RE WILLING TO WORK FOR IT.
- DIAMONDS AREN'T A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
FREEDOM IS.
- DARLING, HI. - FINALLY.
- SORRY. - COME ON.
- HUH? - YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE.
- I KNOW. DON'T KISS ME
'CAUSE I'VE GOT A BIT OF A COLD.
[smooches] I LOVE YOU, OKAY?
- I LOVE YOU, TOO. - WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- SHERRY'S HERE WITH INVITATIONS.
- HUH? ALL RIGHT, WHERE ARE THEY?
- THEY'RE IN THE LOUNGE. - SORRY I'M LATE.
- OKAY, LET'S GO. - COME ON.
- YOU'RE ALWAYS LATE LATELY. - I KNOW.
- THAT'S WHAT I SAID. SHE'S ALWAYS LATE.
- OKAY, GET OFF MY CASE, PLEASE.
I'M THE MOTHER HERE.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE TELLING OFF.
- OH, MY GOD, LISA! - HELLO, I'M SORRY I'M LATE.
HELLO, HI. HELLO, AGAIN. - HOW ARE YOU?
- HELLO, DARLING. MWAH.
- EVERYTHING GOOD? - FABULOUS.
- OH, MY GOODNESS! - LOOK AT THE INVITATIONS!
- I KNOW. LOOK AT THEM!
- THAT IS SO CUTE.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
OH, MY GOODNESS! - CHECK IT OUT.
- IT LOOKS LIKE A GIFT.
- LOOK AT THIS ONE.
- KEN, COME ON OVER. - OH, I LOVE THAT.
CHECK IT OUT. - OH, I LOVE THAT.
- WHAT ARE THEY, PRESENTS? - AH.
- DADDY, COME AND LOOK AT OUR INVITATIONS.
- OH, ISN'T THAT SO PRETTY?
- ISN'T THAT BEAUTIFUL?
- OH, I WISH I WAS GETTING MARRIED.
- AW. [laughter]
- OH, I AM, KIND OF.
- OH! OH. - OPEN IT.
- OH, I LOVE THAT.
DO YOU LOVE IT, BABE? - I LOVE IT.
- YOU CAN EXPECT ANYTHING IN BEVERLY HILLS,
BUT THIS BOX-- IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I'VE SEEN.
- ALL RIGHT.
- KEVIN, YOU'RE COMING THROUGH FOR ME.
- ALL RIGHT. - [chuckles]
- NEVER MIND HAVING A GO AT YOU ALL THE TIME.
- SHERRY, YOU DID IT.
SHE'S SO HAPPY.
- THAT'S PERFECT. - OH, I LOVE IT.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. - GREAT.
LISA, WE'VE GOT SOME FABULOUS CATERING
GOING ON IN THE KITCHEN.
- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.
- GREAT. YES.
- KEVIN HAS BROUGHT
THESE UNBELIEVABLE CATERERS AND BARMEN
TO DEMONSTRATE WHAT THEY'RE GOING TO DO
FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING.
HELLO, HI. - HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- RON, LISA.
- HELLO, HI. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
- CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE.
- OKAY. - OH, MY GOD. [chuckles]
- I'M GONNA DO TWO COCKTAILS FOR YOU
ONE OF THEM I DESIGNED JUST FOR YOU GUYS.
- I COULD DO WITH A COCKTAIL NOW.
THE DAY I'VE HAD-- - PERFECT.
HERE'S THE DRINK THAT I DESIGNED FOR THIS WEDDING, ACTUALLY.
IT'S JUST MOSTLY VODKA. - OKAY.
- BUT I INFUSED IT MYSELF. - OKAY.
AND YOU KNOW HOW-- THAT VODKA CAN
NORMALLY NEVER FREEZE, RIGHT?
- I LIKE IT. - WHOO!
- OH, MY GOD, ARE YOU CR--
WE CANNOT DO THIS AT A WEDDING.
WE CANNOT DO THIS-- - COME ON, LISA.
IT'LL BE INCREDIBLE. - WHAT?
- I LOVE IT!
- THINGS ARE EXPLODING, AND, YOU KNOW,
SMOKING, AND I WAS JUST THINKING
MAYBE, LIKE, A SIMPLE GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE?
- THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT AT MY WEDDING!
- INCREDIBLE! - OKAY.
YOU DON'T THINK THIS IS A BIT TOO CRAZY?
- OH, COME ON, LISA.
IT'S A MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING HERE.
IT IS NOT A MILLION-DOLLAR WEDDING.
- I LOVE THIS. - I THINK IT'S REALLY COOL.
- YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS.
- THAT'S SO GOOD. IT'S LIKE ICE CREAM.
- IT'S A MELT-AMORPHOSIS.
- DON'T YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS COULD BE A LITTLE BIT
OVER THE TOP? I'M SERIOUS.
- THAT'S WHAT I WANT-- OVER THE TOP.
- I'M NOT ASKING YOU. - IT HAS TO BE OVER THE TOP!
- THIS IS NOT, LIKE, A LITTLE--
I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A PHARMACY RIGHT NOW.
THERE ARE THINGS SMOKING AND STEAMING.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.
WE JUST WANT SOMEBODY WHO'S GOING TO MIX DRINKS.
THAT'S IT.
- OOH! WOW. - OH, MY GOD!
- THAT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF.
[laughter] - WOW, CHEERS.
- CHEERS!
- LOVE IT!
- JESUS CHRIST. THAT IS REALLY STRONG.
- PEOPLE WANNA GO CRAZY, LISA. THAT'S ALL YOU WANT, DARLING.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIT DOWN?
- YEAH. BEFORE I COOL DOWN, I THINK I BETTER.
- I KNOW. MY STOMACH IS LIKE... [imitates gurgling]
[laughs] - IF I HAVE TOO MANY OF THESE,
I'M NOT EVEN GONNA REMEMBER THE WEDDING.
WOW.
all: HI.
- HEY, ADRIENNE, HOW ARE YOU? - HI, GARY, HOW ARE YOU?
- SO NICE TO SEE YOU. - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, AND YOURSELF?
- HI. HI.
FOR THE PAST SEVERAL MONTHS,
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY SHOE LINE.
IT'S ACTUALLY BEEN A DREAM OF MINE
SINCE I'VE BEEN A LITTLE GIRL.
HOW EXCITING! SO...
- FINALLY, WE'RE HERE! - YES! YES.
AND IT IS DESIGN TIME. - EXACTLY.
THIS IS, LIKE, MY DREAM COME TRUE NOW...
RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES HERE, SO...
[laughter] - YES.
- IT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO MEET
WITH MY TEAM TO KIND OF DISCUSS
WHERE I WANNA GO WITH MY SHOE LINE.
THE SPECIAL DETAILS THAT I WANT,
THE LOOK THAT I WANT, THE STYLES THAT I WANT,
AND TO ALL BE ON THE SAME PAGE.
I WANNA BE ABLE TO DESIGN A SHOE THAT I LOVE,
BUT THAT IS PRACTICAL FOR EVERYBODY.
- WE'RE GONNA FOCUS ON FALL.
SHOULD WE JUST DIVE RIGHT INTO IT?
- YEAH. - YES, BUT...
OBVIOUSLY, I SET OUT ALL--
SOME OF MY FAVORITE SHOES
THAT I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD INCORPORATE
IN SOME OF THE DESIGNS, SO... - GREAT.
- SO WHY DON'T WE START
BY YOU PICKING OUT YOUR FAVORITE SHOE
AND SORT OF-- - OH, GEE.
- I KNOW THAT'S A HARD CHOICE. - ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
- DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO GET HER TO THIS POINT?
[laughter]
- IF YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR EVERYDAY--
- LET'S TALK EVERYDAY.
- OKAY. - LET'S START WITH THAT.
- THIS SHOE...
IS PLATFORM-- YOU CANNOT BEAT.
- THIS SHOE I LOVE JUST BECAUSE IT CAN TRANSFORM
FROM DAY TO EVENING.
SO THIS SHOE,
ACTUALLY, I THINK IS BEAUTIFUL FOR A VERY CLASSIC DESIGN.
NEXT SHOE...
LOVE THIS SHOE.
AND I LOVE IT BECAUSE I LOVE THE OPEN TOE.
I THINK IT'S BEAUTIFUL, WELL, FOR EVENING.
IT HAS THAT BLING FACTOR,
BUT IT'S NOT-- IT'S STILL SO--
DONE SO ELEGANTLY.
I LIKE THIS COIN,
BUT I THOUGHT MUCH SMALLER FOR MY LOGO,
AND I WANTED TO PUT IT
RIGHT IN HERE, WITH THE SHOES.
- IN THE ARCH. - ABSOLUTELY.
- MAYBE THE NAME AROUND IT
AND THEN A DIAMOND IN THE MIDDLE.
AND THE REASON YOU HAVE THE DIAMOND,
BECAUSE WHAT WOMAN DOESN'T LOVE DIAMONDS?
- ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH.
- DIAMONDS AND SHOES TOGETHER...
[laughter] WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED?
- CHOCOLATE. [laughter]
- I'M ORGANIZING A FASHION SHOW
TO BENEFIT STEP UP,
WHICH IS AN ORGANIZATION THAT EMPOWERS YOUNG WOMEN.
THEY HELP WOMEN THAT ASPIRE
TO GO INTO BUSINESS, THE ARTS, MUSIC.
THE FASHION SHOW IS ALSO TO SHOWCASE
A PAIR OF MY SHOES THAT WILL BE OUT
DURING THE HOLIDAYS.
WHAT WOMAN DOESN'T DREAM OF BEING ABLE TO DO THIS?
- IT'S PRETTY GREAT. - THIS IS AMAZING.
OH, MY GOSH. - IT'S EXCITING.
- I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER RIGHT NOW.
[laughter]
- COME ON IN. HAVE A SEAT.
- THANK YOU.
- [sighs]
- WE HAVEN'T HAD YOU FOR A WHILE.
- [sighs]
- WE'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF WORK...
- WE'VE MISSED YOU. WE HAVE BEEN.
- THE TWO OF US.
- YEAH.
RUSSELL AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT,
AND WE'VE STARTED THIS REALLY INTENSE THERAPY
ON OUR MARRIAGE.
AND WHAT I'VE RECOGNIZED
AS WE WENT INTO IT,
ONE OF THE AGREEMENTS WAS,
WE'RE GONNA DO EVERYTHING WE CAN
TO KEEP IT TOGETHER,
OR WE'RE GONNA FIGURE OUT
HOW TO NOT BE TOGETHER
IN THE MOST SUCCESSFUL WAY THAT WE CAN.
- I THINK THAT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT
WHERE WE'RE HEADING
AND HOW YOU'RE FEELING TOGETHER--
SOME OF THE STUFF THAT'S COMING UP.
- WE CLEARLY LOVE EACH OTHER.
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
- [sighs] I JUST DON'T--
WHEN--WHEN RUSSELL IS GOOD TO ME,
IT'S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER GOOD I CAN IMAGINE.
- AND WHEN RUSSELL ISN'T GOOD?
- IT HURTS MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.
- AND HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH THAT?
- NOT VERY WELL SOMETIMES.
- THE GOOD NEWS IS
THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S HAPPENED IN THIS MARRIAGE
THAT'S SO DAMAGING... - RIGHT.
- THAT NEITHER ONE OF US CANNOT RECOVER.
- DO YOU AGREE? - YES.
I MEAN, WE WOULDN'T STILL BE SITTING HERE,
BECAUSE THIS HAS NOT BEEN EASY. - YES.
- YEAH, IT'S BEEN VERY PAINFUL
ADDRESSING THE...
PROBLEMS AND ISSUES THAT WE'VE HAD--
THE NEGLECT, YOU KNOW, ME BEING ABSENT
BECAUSE OF WORK.
- WHEN YOU GET ANGRY.
- WHEN I GET ANGRY, WHEN WE ARGUE.
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY
TALKING ABOUT THESE THINGS. - NO.
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GETTING ANGRY?
DO YOU GET PAST IT?
- YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT A NICE PROCESS.
- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? DOES IT GET L--
YOU MEAN WHEN IT GETS LOUD AND MEAN?
YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN?
- YOU SAY THINGS YOU DON'T MEAN. YOU GET ANGRY.
- YOU'RE MEAN, AND YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE.
AND YOU DON'T EVEN MEAN IT WHEN IT'S DONE,
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS IT JUST BECOMES NASTY.
I THINK UNDERSTANDING WHY YOU WANNA HURT THAT PERSON,
FIGURING OUT, "WHY AM I THROWING THIS DAGGER AT THEM?"
YOU WANNA HURT THEM. "WHY DO I WANNA HURT THEM?
BECAUSE I'M ANGRY AT THEM. WHY AM I ANGRY AT THEM?"
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE ANGRY AT
AND TELL THEM LIKE AN ADULT IN A RESPECTFUL WAY.
THE DYNAMIC OF COMMUNICATION IS WHAT REALLY HAS TO BE FIXED
IF WE'RE GONNA GO FORWARD IN THE FUTURE,
AND THAT MEANS KNOW WHEN YOU'RE ANGRY
BEFORE YOU'RE REALLY ANGRY.
- THIS WHOLE PROCESS HAS BROUGHT
ALL OF THIS TO THE FOREFRONT. - RIGHT.
- AND THE PROBLEM IS,
WITHOUT THE COUNSELING, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE...
YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH LIFE OUT OF CONTROL.
- RIGHT.
'CAUSE THERE'S A LOT OF TRUST THAT HAS TO START TO BUILD HERE
AND A LOT OF, YOU KNOW,
UNSPOKEN EMOTIONAL SAFETY THAT HAS TO BE BUILT IN.
YOU HAVE TO FEEL EMOTIONALLY SAFE AROUND HIM,
AND YOU HAVE TO FEEL EMOTIONALLY SAFE AROUND HER.
- WE DON'T WANNA LOSE EACH OTHER SO BADLY.
MAYBE THAT'S PART OF THE CATALYST
FOR WHY THINGS GET--
- RIGHT. SOMEBODY IS DESPERATE TO HOLD ON.
AND THAT'S THE PART THAT WE HAVE TO LOOK AT.
IS THAT DESPERATION
BECAUSE WE'RE SCARED AND WE DON'T WANNA BE ALONE?
WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
WHY DOES THAT MAKE YOU SAD?
- I JUST WANT IT TO BE-- YOU KNOW, I JUST WANNA--
I WANT ALL THE HURT AND THE HEARTACHE TO BE OVER,
AND IT JUST TO BE HAPPINESS AND--AND TO JUST...
KEEP BUILDING, WHICH WE'RE DOING.
- YOU KNOW, IT'S-- IT'S AMAZING
WHAT A LITTLE RESPECT AND COMMON COURTESY
WILL GET YOU IN LIFE. - AND SELF-CONTROL.
- YEAH, AND SELF-CONTROL.
- RIGHT. - AND IT'S AMAZING
HOW JUST THE OPPOSITE CAN DESTROY.
- YOU KNOW, WE JUST WANNA MOVE FORWARD.
AND CAN YOU JUST HAVE A CLEAN SLATE TODAY
AND GO FORWARD AND BUILD FROM THERE?
- WELL, I APPRECIATE THAT,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY, WE CAN'T,
'CAUSE THAT'S KIND OF IMMATURE.
WE WANNA GET ON A PATH WHERE WE WON'T KEEP HURTING EACH OTHER.
- I HATE TO CUT THIS SHORT,
BUT I'M GONNA BE LATE TO A MEETING.
- HE'S GOTTA GO.
- SO LET'S JUST WRAP UP.
BUT WE GOTTA REALLY DO THIS STUFF, OKAY?
- OKAY. - YEAH.
- COMING UP...
- I WAS THINKING TO DO SOMETHING FUN,
LIKE, THIS LADY-- SHE'S A PORN STAR.
SO SHE COMES AND SHE TEACHES YOU HOW TO, LIKE,
DO B.J.s AND STUFF.
[upbeat instrumental music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I HAVE FOUND
THE MOST UNBELIEVABLE WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER...
- OH! PERFECT. - HE'S AMAZING.
- A SMALL TOWN.
- THAT I CAME FROM.
AND HE'S THERE NOW.
AND HE'S WON DESIGNER OF THE YEAR IN--AHA!
IN ENGLAND. - CUTE!
- HE'S AN EXQUISITE WEDDING-DRESS DESIGNER.
I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY DAUGHTER.
I WANT TO GIVE HER SOMETHING SPECIAL,
SOMETHING THAT SHE'S GONNA REMEMBER FOREVER.
- I LOVE SCALLOPS. - OH, THAT'S SO CUTE.
- SCALLOPS, AH.
- THIS IS SCALLOP WITH, UH, SWEET MASHED POTATOES
AND ASPARAGUS.
- THAT IS DELICIOUS.
WHAT IS THIS? - WOW.
- THIS LOOKS WONDERFUL. - WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?
- THIS IS THE SEARED TUNA, THE ALBACORE WITH SEAWEED.
- I LOVE THIS.
- THIS IS SALMON CAVIAR WITH, WASABI, DILL, TARRAGON.
- JASON, YOU'LL LIKE THIS. - IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS!
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!
- YOU ARE A VERY EXCITED LITTLE MAN.
- YOU SEE THAT LITTLE CONCOCTION
BACK THERE WITH THE, UH, COTTON CANDY?
- OH, MY GOD.
IF TAYLOR GETS HER LIPS AROUND THOSE,
IT'LL ALL BE OVER.
- I CAN'T HAVE THOSE AT THE WEDDING,
IF TAYLOR'S COMING.
- TAYLOR IS COMING. WE'RE GOOD NOW.
- YEAH, BUT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOUR FRIENDS GET TOGETHER,
IT'S LIKE A BATTLE.
- NO, IT WON'T BE. - IT'S ALWAYS A BATTLE.
EVEN DADDY TOLD ME YOUR TEA PARTY WENT HORRIBLY.
- THE LAST COUPLE OF TIMES YOU AND I HAVE HAD A CONVERSATION,
YOU HAVE LED INTO IT BY SAYING, AND I QUOTE,
"I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND."
- I HAVEN'T SAID, "I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND"--
- LISA, YOU BETTER BACKTRACK, GIRL...
- OH, DARLING. - BECAUSE I'M TELLING YOU...
- OH, DARLING. CALM DOWN. - YES, YOU HAVE!
- I AM NOT HAVING A SHOWDOWN AT MY WEDDING.
- [chuckles]
- THEY WOULDN'T BE FIGHTING AT THE WEDDING.
COME ON. MAYBE?
- NO, NO, IT'S GONNA BE FINE.
- SURE?
- NEVER 100%. - [laughs]
- PANDY HAS SOME KIND OF RESERVATIONS
ABOUT SOME OF MY FRIENDS.
THEY GET OUT OF CONTROL.
THEY'LL FEEL MY SIZE 7 STRAIGHT UP THEIR JACKSIE.
HOW DOES TAYLOR DO IT?
[laughter]
- SO LOVELY, SO ROMANTIC.
- [laughs] YOUR TONGUE'S GONNA BE BLUE.
[overlapping chatter]
[laughing]
- OH, SHE'S GONNA HATE ME.
- WELL, YOUR MOUTH'S NOT QUITE AS BIG AS HERS.
- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. - THAT'S TRUE.
- HEY. - HELLO.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- SO TAYLOR'S THE ONE WHO ORGANIZED
FOR BRANDI, TAYLOR, AND I TO GET OUR MANICURES TOGETHER,
EXCEPT NOW I'VE CALLED TAYLOR TO SEE WHERE SHE IS,
AND SHE'S BAILING ON ME.
TAYLOR'S NOT COMING, BY THE WAY. - OKAY.
- I JUST TALKED TO HER ON THE PHONE.
SHE SAID SHE'S NOT ABLE TO COME NOW.
- OKAY, WELL, THAT GIVES US A CHANCE TO...
- YES. CHAT. - YES! EXACTLY.
- I DECIDED TO STAY WITH BRANDI,
AND I REALLY DO WANNA MOVE PAST THIS
AND NOT BRING ANY MORE DRAMA INTO OUR GROUP.
- HOW'S YOUR SISTER?
- SHE'S GOOD. SHE'S MOVING.
SO SHE'S, LIKE, DISTRACTED.
- MOVING'S, LIKE, THE HARDEST THING,
OTHER THAN DIVORCE.
HONESTLY, IT'S BEEN THE MOST DEPRESSING,
DIFFICULT TIME MOVING.
- HOW LONG WERE YOU GUYS MARRIED?
- 8 YEARS BUT TOGETHER FOR 13.
- THAT'S A LONG TIME.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE TOGETHER THAT LONG.
- YEAH.
- HE LEFT WHILE YOU WERE AWAY, RIGHT?
- YEAH. WELL--
- HOW DID HE EVEN MEET HER WHILE YOU WERE AWAY?
- HE MET HER ON A MOVIE THAT THEY WERE BOTH DOING.
- OH, THAT'S SO GROSS. - YEAH.
IT WAS REALLY SAD.
IT WAS JUST LIKE MY WHOLE WORLD GOT TAKEN AWAY FROM ME.
- I'M REALLY FINE WITH BRANDI NOW.
I REALLY AM JUST, LIKE, AT THIS POINT,
I'M MOVING ON.
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE.
I'LL LET KIM HANDLE BRANDI.
WHAT'D YOU THINK OF THE SEANCE?
- YOU KNOW, IT FREAKED ME OUT A LITTLE, BUT IT WAS REALLY FUN.
I MEAN, I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT GOING OVER AND SEEING ALL OF YOU GUYS
AFTER GAME NIGHT,
WHICH WAS A DISASTER AND A LOW POINT
FOR, I THINK, MOST OF US.
- YES, NOT A GOOD-- NOT A GOOD NIGHT.
- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? AT LEAST IT GOT OUT OF THE WAY.
[chuckles]
I DON'T KNOW IF KYLE 100% GETS ME NOW,
BUT AT THAT MOMENT, I FELT LIKE KYLE
DID UNDERSTAND ME A LITTLE BETTER.
SO I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE--
I DON'T KNOW. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK--
THE GIRLS OVER TO MY FRIEND'S HOUSE IN MALIBU.
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL BEACH HOUSE.
AND, LIKE, JUST WATCH THE SUN GO DOWN.
AND THIS IS WHERE I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I WAS THINKING TO DO SOMETHING FUN,
BUT I CAN'T REALLY DO MUCH WITH MY FOOT
LIKE IT IS-- - POTATO-SACK RACE?
- YEAH, EXACTLY. RIGHT? - [laughs]
- SO... [laughs]
WHAT ABOUT--
- I'M GETTING NERVOUS! - [laughs]
LIKE, THIS LADY-- SHE'S A PORN STAR.
SO SHE COMES, AND SHE TEACHES YOU HOW TO, LIKE,
DO B.J.s AND STUFF.
[laughs] NO?
I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING
THAT WE COULD ACTUALLY-- I COULD ACTUALLY PARTAKE IN.
- [laughs] OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD.
HOPEFULLY, WE ALREADY KNOW. - YEAH. WELL, YEAH.
- [laughs]
- I'M SURE A PORN STAR COULD TEACH US A LITTLE SOMETHING,
I WOULD THINK.
- IF SHE WANTS TO BE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF US GIRLS,
THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT.
- I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, I'M JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE.
- MAYBE SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE...
- CLASSY?
- YEAH. I THINK THAT WOULDN'T GO OVER VERY WELL
WITH THIS GROUP OF GIRLS, TO BE HONEST.
- OKAY.
I REALLY FELT LIKE HAVING THIS PORN STAR COME
AND TEACH US ALL HOW TO DO BETTER B.J.s
WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN AND CUTE.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN GET ANY OF THEM TOGETHER
AT THIS POINT. - [laughs] TRUE.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO'S TALKING TO WHO RIGHT NOW, BUT--
- MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL JUST, LIKE,
THROW EVERYTHING OUT AND START OVER AT A TABLE
AND GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER FOR EACH OTHER
AND NOT FOR ALL THE BULL[bleep] THAT'S SURROUNDING EVERYTHING.
- THAT SOUNDS GOOD. - RIGHT?
THAT SOUNDS GOOD. - GOOD IDEA.
- HEY, SHAY. - HI, ADRIENNE.
- HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.
I'M GETTING A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IS EVERYTHING GONNA BE SET UP OKAY?
- YEAH, IT'S GREAT. - OKAY.
THIS IS THE DAY OF MY FASHION SHOW.
THINGS ARE NOT SET UP YET.
I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE NERVOUS.
IT'S THE VIRGO IN ME. I'M A PERFECTIONIST.
SO, WHEN I LOOK OUTSIDE AND THINGS AREN'T SET UP YET,
I START TO KIND OF, UH, PANIC.
I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING.
I JUST WANNA SHOW UP, DO WHAT I NEED TO DO,
AND I'M SEEING THAT THINGS ARE NOT REALLY READY YET.
SO I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.
- WELL, WE'RE DOING AUDIO, LIGHTING, AND STAGING.
ALL OF THE FURNITURE AND STUFF--
- WELL, THE FURNITURE IS JUST MOVING.
- RIGHT, WELL, WE'RE BRINGING IN FURNITURE--
- THE SMALL THINGS. - THAT'S ALL HAPPENING.
- WHO'S HANDLING ALL THAT? YOU?
- I'M HANDLING EVERYTHING. WE HAVE A VERY LARGE GROUP.
- OKAY, 'CAUSE I'M STARTING TO GET A LITTLE NERVOUS.
I CAN'T HELP IT. THIS IS THE WAY I DO EVENTS.
- DO YOU WANNA TAKE A FEW MINUTES?
- I DO A LOT OF EVENTS HERE. - I KNOW YOU DO.
- AND SO I GET-- - AND IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING.
I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR SOCKS OFF.
IT'S GONNA BE-- - I DON'T DOUBT THAT.
BUT I JUST WANNA GET GOING. [chuckles]
CAN I JUST ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
SO, RUN ME THROUGH WHAT'S GOING ON
RIGHT NOW BECAUSE-- - SO RIGHT NOW
MCNALLY'S DOING THE STAGE SETUP, SO THIS IS ALL
FOR THE FASHION SHOW.
WE'RE GONNA GET THIS ALL SET UP. - RIGHT. RIGHT.
I HAVE NEVER WORKED WITH SHAY BEFORE,
BUT WHEN HE SAYS, "TRUST ME,
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL," I KIND OF HAVE BLIND FAITH.
SO, AS FAR AS VALET,
I THINK IF SOMEBODY'S BEING DROPPED OFF...
- RIGHT. - IN THE LIMO,
IT'S OKAY. THEY CAN COME UP.
BUT I'D PREFER
THAT THEY'RE PARKED OUT ON THE STREET,
AND THEN VALET PICKS THEM UP OVER THERE.
- AND THAT'S HOW WE HAVE IT LINED UP RIGHT NOW,
AND I'VE GOT 19 GUYS... - OKAY.
- WHICH IS WAY OVERKILL FOR-- - WOW. OVER-STAFFED.
- YEAH, SO IT'S--IT'S GREAT. - THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
- I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO HAVE THE BEST SERVICE POSSIBLE...
- I AGREE. I AGREE. - FROM THE BEGINNING
OF THE EVENT, ALL THE WAY THROUGH.
- SMART.
PUTTING ON A FASHION SHOW OF THIS MAGNITUDE
HAS ME A LITTLE NERVOUS
BECAUSE I KNOW MY PERSONALITY.
AND I KNOW...
LOVE IS REALLY IN THE DETAILS.
- PERFECT. - ALL RIGHT, PERFECT.
- COMING UP...
- I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
- WITH?
- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT.
- EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT? - I'M VERY EXCITED.
I CAN'T WAIT.
- HOW'S IT GOING? - HEY, YOU. HOW'S IT LOOK?
- IT LOOKS REALLY BEAUTIFUL, ACTUALLY.
- DOES IT? - YEAH.
- OH, GOOD. - IT'S REALLY STUNNING.
- THEY'RE GONNA SPOTLIGHT YOUR SHOES.
I KNOW YOU'RE-- - [chuckles]
- GETTING EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT, BUT YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
- OH, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE FABULOUS.
- UNBELIEVABLE. - THE BEAUTY ABOUT THOSE SHOES
ARE IT'S JUST SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR ME.
- SO WE'RE ACTUALLY A LITTLE BIT OVER CAPACITY RIGHT NOW.
EVERYONE WAS RESPONDING THAT THEY WANTED TO COME.
- THAT'S GOOD.
- THAT'S BETTER THAN NOBODY WANTING TO COME, RIGHT?
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA RUN INTO THAT PROBLEM.
- THE ALTERNATIVE WOULD NOT BE GOOD.
- I DON'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA RUN INTO THAT PROBLEM.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE STILL GOING.
IT'S BEEN A WHIRLWIND. - ARE YOU KIDDING?
THIS IS MY LIFE.
[engine revs]
- TAYLOR, THE CAR'S HERE. WE'RE REALLY GONNA BE LATE.
- YOU KNOW I'M HARDLY EVER LATE. - WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
- THANKS! THAT'S NICE OF YOU.
THROUGH MY THERAPY, I'VE REALIZED
THAT I'VE CAUSED A LOT OF TENSION
BETWEEN RUSSELL AND MY FRIENDS
BECAUSE I'VE USED THEM AS A SOUNDING BOARD
WHEN THINGS HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT.
I'M COMING TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT IT'S DIFFICULT
FOR THE WOMEN TO LIKE RUSSELL, CONSIDERING THE THINGS
THEY'VE HEARD ABOUT OUR MARITAL PROBLEMS.
WELL, IT WAS A NICE SURPRISE TO HAVE YOU JOIN ME.
- YEAH, I, UM-- - I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
- WELL, I HAD A MEETING CANCELED, AND, UH,
YOU KNOW, OPENED UP THE EVENING,
SO I REALLY KNOW THAT YOU NEED THE SUPPORT.
I KNOW THAT YOU'VE HAD A DIFFICULT TIME LATELY,
AND, YOU KNOW...
I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE A REALLY NICE EVENING.
- THANKS. IT'S BEEN A LITTLE...
TOUGH OUT THERE. - MORE CHALLENGING LATELY.
- I'M DEFINITELY...
A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE ABOUT SEEING CAMILLE.
- WE DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE, BECAUSE YOU COME OVER,
AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SIGNS OF PHYSICAL ABUSE ON YOUR BODY.
- THAT'S REALLY UNCOOL.
- JUST, UH, TRY TO RISE ABOVE IT TONIGHT.
AND, YOU KNOW, HAVE A GOOD EVENING.
- YEAH, THIS IS ADRIENNE'S NIGHT,
AND I, UGH-- I DON'T WANT ANY STRESS.
BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING, I THINK I'M...
YOU KNOW, LIKE, GETTING ANGRY IS NOT REALLY MY DEAL.
IT'S KIND OF NOT WHO I AM. - REALLY?
- BUT-- [chuckles]
GETTING, UM--
WHAT? YOU THINK I'M A PERSON THAT GETS ANGRY?
- NO. - OKAY.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT.
- BUT GETTING-- WHEN I GET HURT
IS PROBABLY THE ONLY TIME I EVER GET REALLY UPSET.
AND I THINK THAT, WITH HER,
IT WAS MORE-- I'M MORE HURT THAN ANYTHING...
SO...
- WELL, THE BOTTOM LINE IS YOU DIDN'T START THIS.
I MEAN, SHE HAS SAID THINGS THAT ARE
BLATANTLY FALSE ABOUT YOU AND I,
AND, UH...
IT'S NOT RIGHT.
- [sighs]
- HELLO. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
ARE WE CHECKING IN? - YEAH.
- FOR BRANDI GLANVILLE. - YOU'RE FINE.
- OKAY.
- ADRIENNE. - YES.
- KEVAN, YOU GUYS NEED A PHOTO OVER HERE.
- OH, OKAY.
- KEVAN HALL'S DONE VANESSA WILLIAMS,
KATHERINE HEIGL, FELICITY HUFFMAN,
DEBRA MESSING, TO NAME A FEW...
FIRST LADIES.
HE WAS DEBUTING HIS FALL COLLECTION.
- PAUL LOOKS GOOD!
I LOVE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING.
I LOVE IT. I THINK YOU LOOK AMAZING.
- I PICKED IT OUT. - SHE PICKED OUT THE SHIRT.
- I LOVE THE SHIRT, AND I LOVE HOW YOU MATCHED IT.
- IT LOOKS GOOD. - AND IT WORKS.
- YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. - I KNOW.
- YOU LOOK ALWAYS GORGEOUS. I'M GONNA COMPLIMENT HIM.
- AH, THIS IS AMAZING. - THANK YOU.
I ACTUALLY GOT A COMPLIMENT.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL! - HI, TAYLOR.
- YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL, TOO. I LOVE THAT.
- I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A HABIT. - HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD. [smooches]
TRYING TO HELP ME BE A NICER PERSON, I'M DRESSED LIKE A NUN.
[laughs] - YOU ARE A NICE PERSON.
- HI.
- HOW ARE YOU? - HI, RUSSELL.
- I'M GOOD. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
- SO I GUESS WE SHOULD GET IN FIRST.
- HOW ARE YOU, BUDDY? - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT THE TEA PARTY,
IT WAS A LITTLE AWKWARD SEEING RUSSELL.
IT'S REALLY HARD WHEN I HEAR THINGS FROM TAYLOR
THAT SHE'LL SAY ABOUT HER MARRIAGE,
AND THEN I SEE THEM TOGETHER,
AND IT'S VERY HARD FOR US TO PUT THOSE THINGS OUT OF OUR MINDS.
SO TONIGHT IS A FASHION SHOW.
IT'S FOR HER SHOE LINE, RIGHT? - YEAH.
- IT'S EXCITING. - OH, HOW CUTE.
- I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A PRETTY BIG DEAL.
- SOMETHING JUST DAWNED ON ME.
I DON'T WANNA, LIKE, ADD A LITTLE...
ANXIETY TO THE SITUATION.
IS THIS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE SEEN CAMILLE?
- YES.
- AH. [whistles]
- IT HADN'T EVEN DAWNED ON ME--HMM.
- [laughs] - IT DIDN'T DAWN ON ME,
I SWEAR TO YOU, UNTIL JUST NOW.
TAYLOR IS REALLY UPSET
ABOUT WHAT CAMILLE SAID AT THE TEA PARTY.
I THINK THAT MAYBE SHE'S STILL TRYING
TO PROTECT RUSSELL.
BUT CAMILLE WAS JUST REPEATING WHAT TAYLOR'S BEEN TELLING US.
- I DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY, SO I CAN'T REALLY COMMENT.
- I DON'T EITHER. - I DON'T EITHER, ACTUALLY.
AND I WAS THERE. - AND THAT'S THE REALITY.
I HAVE NO IDEA. [laughter]
YOU WERE THERE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT EITHER?
- MM-MM. I'M NOT SURE IF ANY OF US DO.
ACTUALLY, THE INTERESTING THIS IS
I'M HURT BY THE WHOLE CAMILLE THING,
AND I'M GONNA JUST MOVE PAST IT FOR TONIGHT
BECAUSE THIS IS ADRIENNE'S DEAL,
AND I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO UPSTAGE HER BUSINESS...
YOU KNOW, INTERESTS.
BUT AT THE SAME TIME-- - WHY START THAT NOW?
[laughs] I'M KIDDING.
- [laughs] - HE MADE HIMSELF LAUGH.
- [laughs] - MY HUSBAND?
- YEAH. - HE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.
- I KNOW I'M GONNA SEE CAMILLE, AND I'M PRETTY NERVOUS--
A LOT OF ANXIETY, AND, REALLY, I JUST NEED A BREAK.
NO FRICTION TONIGHT.
- HONEY, A LITTLE CHAMPAGNE?
- UM... - WILL YOU SHARE WITH ME?
OR DO YOU WANT ONE? - SURE. OKAY.
THANK YOU! THANK YOU.
LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS LOOKS! - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- OH, MY GOSH. THIS IS EXCITING! - THIS LOOKS AMAZING.
- [smooches]
- GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- THIS IS MY FRIEND ADRIENNE. THIS IS KYLE.
- HI. NICE TO MEET YOU. - I'M GONNA SAY HI TO ADRIENNE.
- IT LOOKS LIKE OUR BACKYARD! - UH...
- [laughs] - MAYBE A LITTLE BIGGER.
- WOW. IT LOOKS AMAZING.
HAVING RUSSELL AT ADRIENNE'S CHARITY FASHION SHOW
IS JUST KIND OF AWKWARD.
HE JUST DOESN'T NORMALLY SHOW UP FOR THINGS LIKE THAT,
SO IT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD HAVING HIM THERE.
BUT I'M HOPING THAT THIS IS
HIS ATTEMPT AT BEING A BETTER HUSBAND.
- HEY. - HI.
- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- BEAUTIFUL! - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. - OH, MY GOD. I'M SO EXCITED!
- I KNOW. - HI, WENDY.
- HI, SWEETIE. HOW YOU DOING? YOU LOOK GREAT.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU! - HI, HONEY.
- THE BACKYARD LOOKS UNBELIEVABLE.
- I KNOW YOU'RE NOT USED TO SEEING IT LIKE THIS.
- AFTER THE TEA PARTY,
TAYLOR'S REALLY MADE A POINT
OF REACHING OUT TO ME FOR THE FRIENDSHIP,
AND I WANT TO SUPPORT HER--
END OF STORY.
I THINK SHE HAS A BIG PROBLEM WITH CAMILLE,
CERTAINLY MUCH MORE THAN I DO.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE LETTING YOURSELF IN FOR.
- WHY? - [laughs]
- WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME.
- HELLO. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. - HI, HONEY. HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. [both smooching]
- KEN, HOW ARE YOU, MY DEAR?
[smooches] - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?
- GIGGY, MY PAL, MY FRIEND.
HI. - HOW ARE YOU?
- LISA? - REMEMBER MOHAMED?
- LISA, LISA. OH, YEAH. I THINK I KNOW MOHAMED.
LET ME TALK TO YOU REALLY QUICK AWAY FROM EVERYBODY.
I JUST GOTTA TELL YOU SOMETHING, OKAY?
I JUST HAVE TO TELL YOU I'M A LITTLE UPSET.
- WITH?
- YOU. AND MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
BECAUSE OF VEGAS.
AND-- - WITH VEGAS?
- YEAH, BECAUSE I KNOW
PANDORA'S ENGAGEMENT PARTY'S BEING HELD THERE.
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE COME TO ME FIRST.
- BACHELORETTE.
- OKAY, WHATEVER. - MM-HMM.
- OKAY. I WOULD'VE LOVED--
- I WOULDN'T WANT TO ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
- BUT, HONEY, HONEY, YOU CAN COME TO ME.
YOU KNOW I WOULD'VE ROLLED THE RED CARPET OUT FOR YOU.
IT JUST KIND OF HURTS MY FEELINGS.
I WISH YOU WOULD'VE ASKED ME FIRST.
IS THERE A REASON-- - YOU KNOW WHAT?
ROBERT EARL, WHO OWNS PLANET HOLLYWOOD,
IS SUCH AN OLD FAMILY FRIEND OF OURS.
HE DID JASON'S BACHELOR PARTY. HE'S ALREADY DONE IT.
I MEAN, I JUST WOULDN'T LIKE TO ASK, TO BE HONEST.
IT'S A HUGE--HE WANTED TO HOST IT FOR THEM.
- BUT, LISA... - I KNOW, DARLING,
BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 15 YEARS. - BUT YOU ALWAYS--OKAY.
BUT YOU'VE KNOWN ME A LONG TIME, TOO.
I THINK THE WORLD OF YOU.
I LOVE PANDORA. SHE'S--
- BUT I THINK IT'S AN IMPOSITION TO ASK.
- NO, IT'S NOT. AND YOU KNOW THAT.
AND YOU'VE ASKED FOR OTHER THINGS, AND IT'S BEEN--
- I WOULD NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING.
- NO, NO, NO, NO.
I MEAN, YOU'VE ASKED TO GET YOUR WINE
INTO OUR CASINO, AND THAT'S FINE.
- WE HAVEN'T PUT OUR WINE IN YOUR CASINO.
- YOU'VE ASKED ME TO PUT IT IN. - YEAH.
- BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
LIKE YOU COULDN'T ASK ME, AND I WOULD'VE GIVEN YOU--
- YES, BUT IF THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE OKAY
TO KIND OF IMPOSE THAT MUCH ON YOU...
- I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPOSING. - TO HAVE 20 GIRLS...
FOR THREE DAYS THERE? - FOR YOU, I WOULD DO IT.
- OKAY, DARLING. I'M SORRY. NEXT TIME--
WELL, HOPEFULLY, THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME.
[laughs] - IT'S OKAY.
SO, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO BE THERE THE SAME WEEKEND.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. NO.
- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA BE THERE THE SAME WEEKEND, SO--
- I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY,
TRULY SORRY,
BUT I DO HAVE A LOT OF DODGY RELATIVES
COMING IN AT CHRISTMAS.
MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO HOST THAT.
- I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HER, AND I WOULD NOT--
SO, YOU OKAY WITH THAT? - OKAY. I'M FINE.
- ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 'CAUSE I WAS REALLY UPSET.
- OH, I'M REALLY SORRY.
- WHAT ABOUT PUTTING MY WINE IN YOUR...?
- YOU ASKED ME TO PUT-- - YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T!
- WELL, YOU-- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
I GAVE YOU THE RESOURCES TO DO IT.
- NO. NEVER CALLED ME. - BUT YOU ASKED.
- HE NEVER CALLED. - YOU WENT DOWN THERE.
AND YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GO BY AND SEE HIM.
- NO, NO. - I SET IT UP FOR YOU.
- NO. - I DID.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T. YOU NEVER--
HE DIDN'T CALL ME. - THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- HE NEVER CALLED ME. - THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HE SAID THAT YOU NEVER CAME BY.
I WOULD'VE PREFERRED THAT SHE SAID,
"LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT?
"YOU'RE RIGHT. "MADE A MISTAKE.
"AND NEXT TIME, I'LL SUPPORT YOU.
I KNOW YOU'VE SUPPORTED ME. I'LL SUPPORT YOU."
THAT WASN'T THE ANSWER I GOT.
- COMING UP...
- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- HEY. - HI!
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THERE.
- THANK YOU.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU.
- I LIKE THE JACKET. IT'S COOL.
- YOU LOOK LOVELY. - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
I'M EXCITED TO GO TO ADRIENNE'S FASHION SHOW.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING ADRIENNE,
BUT I'M A LITTLE APPREHENSIVE ABOUT SEEING TAYLOR.
YOU HAVE TO BE HONEST.
YOU NEED TO BE HONEST.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
NOT TOO PLEASED WITH HER BEHAVIOR
UP UNTIL THIS POINT.
- HI, MAMA. - HI.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- YOU LOOK AMAZING. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, TOO.
- WOW. - HI.
[overlapping chatter]
- SO YOU END UP CARRYING IT AROUND ANYWAY.
- IT'S KIND OF NICE NOT TO HAVE A--
- I KNOW. - HELLO.
- THERE'S A LITTLE PARTY IN THERE.
HI. HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD, NICE TO SEE YOU. - YOU TOO.
- OKAY, WHERE IS EVERYBODY?
- HEY. - HI.
- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN THERE.
- NO, NO. WE WERE-- WE WERE KIND OF ALL IN THERE.
ADRIENNE'S IN THERE, TOO. - OH, OKAY.
- AND DANA WAS IN THERE, TOO. DID DANA LEAVE?
- NO, SHE JUST WENT OUT.
- WE WERE HAVING A PARTY IN THE BATHROOM.
HOW IS IT OUT THERE, NICE?
- SHE SAID IT'S REALLY GOOD IN THERE.
- YEAH. IT'S-- - IT'S LIKE A DISCO BALL.
ANYWAY, WE'RE GONNA TALK LATER.
- YES. - NOT TONIGHT.
- OKAY.
I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S THE RIGHT SETTING
TO TALK TO HER THIS EVENING, AT ADRIENNE'S FASHION SHOW.
I'D RATHER DO IT ON-- ONE-ON-ONE.
- UGH, LET'S GO TO THE OTHER ONE.
MY STOMACH'S HURTING NOW. UGH.
I REALLY DIDN'T WANNA HAVE ANY CONFLICT WITH CAMILLE.
I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS BEST LEFT ALONE.
AND PLUS, THE TENSIONS WERE WAY TOO HIGH AT THAT POINT.
I HATE THIS.
- YOU ALL READY?
- YEAH, I'M READY. I'M FINE.
NO, I'M NOT NERVOUS.
I JUST WANNA GET THIS DONE AND ON TO THE FUN.
THE LAST FEW MINUTES ARE CRAZY.
IT COULD GO EITHER WAY.
IT COULD BE BEAUTIFULLY DONE, OR IT COULD BE A DISASTER.
HI. - OKAY, SO LET ME GET TODD.
- QUESTION. - YES, MA'AM?
- SO, LET ME JUST ASK YOU ONE-- CAN I ASK YOU ONE QUESTION?
SO, AFTERWARDS, AFTER JENNI AND I ARE DONE...
- YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK HERE.
- THE CHAMPAGNE, THOUGH, THAT'S COMING UP FOR THE TOAST.
- YEAH. - OKAY.
IS THE GUY ON THIS SIDE OR THAT SIDE?
- ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE. - OKAY.
- GARY WILL COME UP OFF YOUR RIGHT SIDE.
GARY'S ON YOUR RIGHT SIDE AS WELL.
- I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON THAT SIDE OF THE STAIRS.
- NO, THE STAIRS ARE ON THIS SIDE.
- BUT YOU KNOW MY SPEECH-- - OH, GARY IS COMING UP--
- I'M GONNA INVITE GARY UP,
BUT I HAVE TO FINISH MY SPEECH. - YEAH.
- SO YOU KNOW THAT. - YOU JUST WAIT.
YOU SAY, "GARY"-- - ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
- THERE'S NOT ENOUGH SPACE--
- NO, WAIT A MINUTE. DON'T CONFUSE ME.
IS IT RIGHT OR LEFT?
- I'M GONNA MAKE EVERYONE ON THE RIGHT.
THAT'S WHERE THE STAIRS ARE, ON THE RIGHT.
DON'T WORRY. - RIGHT.
SO THEY'RE GONNA COME UP AND GET IT.
- BUT I THINK IT WAS THE BOYS-- THE CHAMPAGNE SERVERS
WERE GONNA COME FROM BACKSTAGE.
- CAMILLE, THIS IS MY FRIEND. DID YOU GUYS MEET?
- I KNOW, WE JUST MET. - WE JUST MET EARLIER.
- YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL. HI. - THANK YOU.
- BRANDI AND I ARE BECOMING FRIENDS.
YOU KNOW, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH
SOMETHING VERY SIMILAR IN OUR PERSONAL LIVES,
SO WE CAN RELATE.
AND I ENJOY HER.
I THINK SHE TELLS IT LIKE IT IS,
AND SHE MAKES NO APOLOGIES FOR WHO SHE IS.
- HOW ARE THE KIDS? - THEY'RE GREAT.
- ARE THEY? - COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.
- OH, GOOD. I'M SO GLAD.
- WE'RE AT A POINT NOW, ACTUALLY,
JUST RECENTLY, WHERE WE'RE GETTING ALONG.
AND, LIKE, HE'S WATCHING THE KIDS FOR ME TONIGHT,
WHICH WE NEVER...
HAVE HAD THAT BEFORE, SO... - OH, GOOD.
- IT TOOK, LIKE, TWO YEARS,
SO GIVE IT A LITTLE TIME. IT'LL COME AROUND.
- YEAH.
I DON'T KNOW. - IT WILL.
I WASN'T SURE EITHER.
- NO, I DON'T THINK IT WILL. I JUST DON'T--
YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T THINK IT WILL?
'CAUSE HE'S NEVER DONE THAT.
- NO, BUT MINE HADN'T EITHER. - HE HAD ALL OF HIS--
REALLY? - NOPE. YOU KNOW THAT.
SHE KNOWS HIM.
AND SHE WAS AROUND. IT WAS JUST ME...
- YEAH. - AND A NANNY...
THAT I MISS EVEN NOW. [chuckles]
- I'VE DISCOVERED I'M A...
BITTER, ANGRY, TIRED, BITCHY WOMAN.
- YOU'RE ENTITLED. - [laughs]
SO I CALLED THE--YOU KNOW, THE CHARLIE SOPHY HOTLINE.
- RIGHT. YEAH. - OH, YOU SEE CHARLIE?
- THAT'S HOW I GOT CHARLIE. - WHOA. THAT'S HOW--YEAH.
- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. - YEAH.
- HE'S GREAT. HE'S FIXED OUR MARRIAGE.
- HE'S GREAT.
- HE'S ALMOST FIXED OUR MARRIAGE.
- ALMOST. I LIKE THE OPTIMISM. - YEAH.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DOES?
ANY TIME WE THINK WE CAN'T FIX OUR MARRIAGE,
HE KICKS BOTH OF OUR ASSES BACK INTO BELIEVING WE CAN
UNTIL WE'RE LIKE, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT."
- HE'S AMAZING.
- WOW.
- IT'S SO GREAT. - IT'S SO AMAZING.
- ISN'T THAT AMAZING TO SEE YOUR NAME IN LIGHTS?
- I KNOW. - I KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT INSPIRATIONAL
TO THE GIRLS WHO WORK FOR YOU. - NAH.
- YOU KNOW? - YEAH, OF COURSE.
- IT'S SO AMAZING. - 'CAUSE THEY CAN DREAM AND--
- YEAH. - ENOUGH HARD WORK AND...
- IF YOU CAN DO IT... - DEVOTION AND DEDICATION.
- THEY CAN DO IT.
WELL, AND IT'S NOT EVEN THE FACT THAT YOU CAN DO IT.
IT'S THE FACT THAT YOU CAN DO IT,
AND THEN YOU'RE WILLING TO SHOW "STEP UP" GIRLS
THAT YOU CARE ENOUGH TO SUPPORT THEM.
- YEAH. OF COURSE.
- AND THAT'S WHAT'S SO COOL.
- BUT, YOU KNOW, MY FATHER'S PHILOSOPHY, WHO PASSED AWAY...
[clears throat] WAS ALWAYS,
"TAKE CARE OF YOUR CUSTOMERS. TAKE CARE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES.
AND GIVE BACK." - YEAH.
- AND IT'S VERY BASIC AND SIMPLE,
BUT THAT'S, OVER 150 YEARS, HOW WE'VE DONE BUSINESS.
- YEAH. - AND IT'S...
- AND IT WORKS. - IT'S WORKED FOR US.
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE
MS. ADRIENNE MALOOF AND THE CEO OF STEP UP WOMEN'S NETWORK,
MS. JENNI LUKE.
[cheers and applause]
- SHE LOOKS GREAT.
- GREAT DRESS. [cheering]
- TONIGHT, OBVIOUSLY, IS VERY SPECIAL FOR ME.
AND PLEASE KNOW THAT
THIS MEANS THE WORLD TO ME.
TO STEP UP,
WHICH IS WHY WE'RE ALL REALLY HERE TONIGHT.
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
IMPORTANT TO ME TO EMPOWER YOUNG WOMEN, AND...
THE DEDICATION AND WHAT THEY DO
TO HELP THESE WOMEN IN THE ARTS
AND IN BUSINESS IS SO ADMIRABLE.
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, I THANK YOU.
THANKS, JENNI.
THANKS TO KEVAN HALL.
I THINK IT'S ONLY APPROPRIATE THAT WE HAVE A TOAST.
SO, IF YOU COULD RAISE YOUR GLASSES...
"MAY YOU FIND INSPIRATION
"IN THE BIG PICTURE,
BUT MAY YOU FIND LOVE IN THE DETAILS."
CHEERS.
AND THANK YOU.
[applause]
AND NOW... THE FASHION SHOW.
SO... GET READY TO ROCK AND ROLL.
[dance music]
♪♪ ♪♪
- I DO LIKE THAT DRESS, THOUGH.
- YEAH! IF YOU'RE SKINNY, THAT DRESS LOOKS GREAT.
- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FASHION SHOW
WAS TO SEE HER SHOES!
AND EVERYBODY'S IN LONG DRESSES, AND I CAN'T SEE THE SHOE.
I WAS HERE TO SEE THE MALOOF HOOF.
- YEAH, I LOVE THAT. - I KNOW!
- I'D WEAR THAT.
- I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE ADRIENNE'S SHOE LINE.
I'M EXPECTING THEM TO BE GORGEOUS,
BECAUSE I KNOW SHE'S GOT GREAT TASTE IN SHOES,
BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?
[cheers and applause]
- YAY, OUR TWO GIRLS. WHOO!
- SO NOW I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A COCKTAIL, RIGHT?
- I THINK SO. - HAVE A GREAT TIME.
- GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE.
WELL, I REALLY WANNA TRY TO SHOW MY SHOES,
BECAUSE I KIND OF JUST DIDN'T WANNA BE
SO IN PEOPLE'S FACE ABOUT IT.
- NO, I THINK WHAT YOU DID WAS BEAUTIFUL.
- THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE FASHION SHOW
IS STEP UP, WHICH IS THE CHARITY
THAT I'M INVOLVED IN.
AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT THE SHOES
TO BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION
WHEN IT WAS REALLY ABOUT RAISING MONEY FOR STEP UP.
all: HI.
- WE WANNA SEE YOUR--
- WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES! - I KNOW.
- WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES. WE WANNA SEE THE SHOES.
- I JUST DIDN'T WANNA BE SO OBVIOUS.
- NO, NO, NO. WE NEED TO SEE THE SHOES.
- HERE, YOU NEED TO HAVE-- [all gasp]
- STUNNING. - THEY'RE LIKE--
I WANTED TO HAVE A CLASSIC SILHOUETTE
- OH, MY GOD.
- THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, ADRIENNE.
- THANK YOU.
- THEY ARE AMAZING.
- LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. - GORGEOUS.
- THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL.
- I KNOW. - CONGRATULATIONS!
- AW, THANK YOU ALL.
- ONLY ADRIENNE WOULD HAVE A FASHION SHOW FOR HER SHOES
BUT NOT SHOW THEM.
- OH, YEAH. - THERE YA GO.
- COMING UP...
- ANYWAY, THOSE SHOES.
NOW WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF,
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY
TO KICK YOUR ASS.
- THIS IS, LIKE, THE MOST EXCITING GARAGE-DINING ROOM SALE
I'VE EVER SEEN!
- I KNOW, RIGHT? RIGHT? I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
I'M GETTING RID OF SHOES THAT I NO LONGER NEED,
- I'LL TAKE 'EM.
- YOU'LL TAKE 'EM? YEAH, EXACTLY.
- NO, NO. YES, YES.
- TA-DA! - OH, MY GOD.
- HIGH-HEEL TENNIS SHOES! - I HAD THOSE, TOO!
THIS IS HOT.
THAT IS A VERY HOT SHOE. - VERY COUTURE.
- THESE ARE MY FAVORITE. THESE ARE MY FAVORITE.
- BUT THIS IS A WEAPON. - THAT IS A WEAPON.
THAT'S WHY I WANT IT. - HAVE TO HAVE MY FLATS.
GREAT FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
- I THINK THESE ARE KEEPER, KEEPER, KEEPER, KEEPER.
- THESE ARE VERY ELEGANT.
- THIS TOE--YOU'RE NOT GONNA WEAR THAT AGAIN.
- NO. NO. - NO.
- HOT. THESE ARE GORGEOUS.
OH, MY GOD. I GOTTA PUT THIS ON MY FOOT.
- LOVE THESE. - [gasps]
- IT FITS. ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?
- THIS IS, LIKE, REALLY, SERIOUSLY CINDERELLA.
- I KNOW IT. - I LOVE THOSE.
THESE ARE A NO-GO. - AWESOME SHOE.
- THE WEDGE. AND THEY'RE SO COMFORTABLE.
AND I THINK THEY'RE A LITTLE MORE TRENDY.
- COMFORT IS NOT IMPORTANT. I LOVE SHOES SO MUCH.
- DID YOU TALK TO CAMILLE?
- I SAID, "NOT TONIGHT. I CAN'T."
- BUT IT WAS CIVIL.
- YES. - OKAY, GOOD.
- ACTUALLY, I WAS TRYING TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM.
AND SHE CAME OUT OF THE LADIES' ROOM,
AND WHEN I WAS LIKE-- - [laughs]
- WHAT DID ADRIENNE SAY TO YOU WHEN YOU WALKED IN?
- OH, I WAS SHOCKED,
BECAUSE SHE SUDDENLY KIND OF CAME UP TO ME
AND SAID, "I NEED TO TALK TO YOU."
BUT I'D ONLY KIND OF JUST WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR.
AND I SAID, "YEAH, WHAT IS IT?"
AND SHE SAID, "I WAS KIND OF OFFENDED THAT YOU DIDN'T CHOOSE
TO HAVE PANDORA'S BACHELORETTE AT THE PALMS."
AND I SAID, "OH, MY GOD.
"I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK YOU'D BE OFFENDED
"BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND ROBERT
"HAD KIND OF OFFERED TO HOST IT
BECAUSE HE'S KNOWN PANDORA SINCE SHE WAS A LITTLE GIRL."
AND HE'D JUST DONE JASON'S.
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WANTED THE PUBLICITY OR SOMETHING
FOR THE PALMS,
AND I WAS KIND OF SHOCKED, TAKEN ABACK,
AND I SAID, "TO ME IT WOULD SEEM LIKE
AND IMPOSITION TO ASK YOU." YOU KNOW?
WOULD YOU GO AND SAY TO ADRIENNE,
"WOULD YOU HOST-- WOULD YOU--
CAN I DO FARRAH'S...?"
- WELL, WE ACTUALLY TALKED ABOUT THIS,
AND I SAID, YOU KNOW,
"MAYBE SHE IS UNCOMFORTABLE ASKING."
- OH. - BUT SHE DOESN'T FEEL
THAT YOU WOULD BE.
SO THAT'S THE THING. I WOULD FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
- LATELY, I DON'T KNOW WHETHER ADRIENNE
IS UNDER SOME KIND OF PRESSURE,
BUT SHE ALWAYS SEEMS TO BE HAVING A GO AT ME.
YOU KNOW, IF IT'S NOT MY SENSE OF HUMOR,
NOW IT'S THE BACHELORETTE PARTY.
IT SEEMS LIKE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT.
ANYWAY, THOSE SHOES.
- IF MY NAME WAS MALOOF,
I WOULD DEFINITELY CALL IT "THE MALOOF HOOF."
- NOW, WATCH OUT, MALOOF HOOF.
THE VANDER-PUMP IS ON ITS WAY TO KICK YOUR ASS.
I DON'T KNOW.
SEEMS YOU CAN'T PUT A FOOT RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IT'S LIKE A BLOODY MINEFIELD.
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
- SHE IS A NARCISSIST WITH THE MOST ENORMOUS HEAD
I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.
- HI, LADIES!
- IT'S A WEDGE-BUT-NO-BRA PARTY.
[laughter]
- UH-OH! - [screams]
- I THINK KYLE IS PROBABLY USED TO HAVING ATTENTION PUT ON HER.
[laughter]
- EXCUSE ME! [indistinct yelling]
- [bleep], YOU SICKO!
- YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SHE'S DONE TO ME!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA!
[indistinct yelling]
SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH!
- SHE HAS NO IDEA! - STOP, STOP.
- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
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