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Mom, take me to the mall.

What? I want to go to the mall.

I need to buy some stuff.

Mom, come on.

Do something.

I'm bored.

Look, I'm not your personal Uber driver, alright?

Okay.

You could buy stuff too. Just buy stuff you want at the mall.

We haven't been there in a long time.

I don't need to go shopping.

Make some food.

We don't have any food. You ate it all.

Buy some more food.

You're messed up, Mom. You have to take care of me. You have to do stuff for me.

It's the law.

You're a big boy. You can take care of yourself.

Mom, I'm bored.

I see that.

Why don't you go hang out with some of your friends or something?

I don't have any friends.

I do, but they're all boring. They're not doing anything cool.

You think I am?

Well, I'm going to force you.

Yeah, but I can make you do stuff, I think.

You have to hang out with me.

Things are bad.

Let's do something.

What?

If you don't hang out with me, I'm going to get into trouble. I'm going to start

doing drugs or something.

You're sitting right next to me. I know, but I could... Yeah, but this is

boring. Let's do something.

What? I don't know. I'm going to think of something.

Oh, my God.

Is there really no food? Don't you have some video games or something you can

play?

No, I beat all of them.

But when we go to the mall, you can buy me some new ones.

Oh, my God.

That would be fun.

Mm -hmm.

And you can buy us food.

Why don't you get a job and buy your own food?

I don't want a job.

I mean, I will maybe soon.

I'm looking still.

Yeah? But there's no good jobs.

Okay,

I'll leave you alone. What do you want to do, Alex?

What do you want to do? Nothing.

I'll leave you alone.

He's supposed to stare at me.

Yeah.

You don't want to go out?

Does it look like I'm ready to go out? I'm in my pajamas.

I'm in my bed at home. I'm comfortable.

The only problem is there's just this thing that's annoying me.

Truth or dare?

Mom, truth or dare?

You know what that is, right?

Yeah, it's a game you play with your friends at school or at a party or

something. Not that you play with your mom.

It's fun though. I played with this girl last week at this party.

It's cool.

Yeah, but you're like my best friend.

Mom, you gotta play it. I already said the thing. I said truth or dare.

You have to pick one.

Come on, please.

Truth.

Okay.

What size are your boobs?

Alex.

What?

It's right there.

Sorry, I'm sorry. That's just like the first thing I thought of. I'm sorry.

That's how you're supposed to play. You're supposed to like do whatever the

first thing you think of is.

The first thing you thought of was my foot.

I don't know. They're like poking out.

A 30 -60.

Okay, that's pretty big.

Truth or dare?

I got a good one.

I dare you to do the laundry.

I already did it.

I did. I swear to God I did.

I'm a good flip phone. I'm probably the best in the whole world.

To be honest.

Really? Yes.

Okay.

Truth or dare?

I'm afraid.

I don't want to play this game.

We're already playing it, Mom. Come on.

It's done.

It's fun. It's better than just...

Not doing anything.

There.

I... I dare you to...

Take the covers off

Better

doing take more falling on Okay,

you have to say now

Yeah, we just started playing it.

All

right,

so which is it? Do you want to say it? Truth or dare?

Truth. How many girls have you slept with?

That's an inappropriate question. Oh!

You have to play. We're already playing.

Five.

That's more than I thought.

What's that supposed to mean?

You don't think girls like me?

I'm super cool.

Okay, truth or dare?

i dare you to show me your show me your a

nipple it's true there i

don't even have a shirt off you i'm on you can see my nipples all the time mom

it's not a big deal

I can't even see it.

Okay,

fine.

You saw it? Yeah.

It's nice.

What? It's nice.

It's nice? I'm just curious what it looked like, that's all.

Truth or dare?

Have you ever had sex in this house while I'm home?

I'm sorry I asked that one.

Ew, Alec. I didn't do it in your bed or anything, Mom.

You're not supposed to do that when your parents are home.

I didn't make... Well, you didn't even know. If you didn't find out, it doesn't

count. It's not even bad.

Truth or dare?

Do you like having sex with dad?

That's not the topic we should be discussing.

It's just for the day. I'm just curious.

It's inappropriate.

Why?

It's just a question, Mom.

Not always.

Okay, you guys.

We gotta go. Come on.

Can't we be done with this?

No.

You're having fun.

I'm not. I'm bored. You are.

Say it.

I'm bored here.

I

dare

you to take your shorts off.

I'm wearing the underwear, Mom.

You're the one that wanted to play this game.

Okay, you lose.

It's fine.

No, I won't do it.

I'll do it right now.

Fine, I'll do it. All right.

Come on. Okay.

No underwear, huh?

Whoa, okay.

Sorry. I did it. I didn't lose.

Nope. You didn't lose.

Wow.

Okay.

There's that.

You dare me to do it.

I did.

This is your game. This is all your fault, you know. No, you still did plan

Okay, yeah, okay. It was my idea.

I don't even know what to say about that.

It did happen sometimes.

I can't help it.

Well, you're playing truth or dare with your stepmother.

Ask to see her nipple.

I had nothing to even do with that, probably.

No? No.

I just get boner sometimes.

It happens all the time.

I think this game is over.

I think we need to go on about our day and you need to go out of

the room now.

No, we're still playing.

need to stop this game. Why? I don't think your father would think too kindly

me looking at your erection.

Oh, who cares?

He's never home anyway, so who cares?

I mean, we're already playing it.

To the day

Shit

If

you

and dad weren't married

would you think that I was, like...

I'll just answer the question.

That's nice.

It is?

Yes.

Okay, you got it. All right.

Say it, say it.

through the day

have

you

ever thought of me

while you are, you know.

What, mom?

You know.

While I'm masturbating?

Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to touch my pee -pee.

Come on, it doesn't count.

Well, I did it. You're done.

No, I wasn't.

Seriously?

I had to do that.

I was just there. I had to do it.

Just there.

Wait,

I'm supposed to...

Am I supposed to go or are you supposed to go?

I'm confused now.

Wait, no. I'm supposed to say it.

Do the dare.

There.

I dare you to sit on my lap.

Is that so?

Yeah, that's what I dare. What are you gonna do if I do?

There they are.

No, I just touched her boobs.

This one's way better.