Original subtitles

- I ACTUALLY THINK WE'RE THE NORM, NOT THE EXCEPTION.

- I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD A LOVER AT THAT TIME.

- YOU COMPARED YOURSELF TO JESUS.

- WELL, SHE NEEDS TO LEARN SOME MANNERS.

- YOU CALLED ME DELUSIONAL.

- YOU STARTED THE FIGHT.

- KEEP IT STRAIGHT.

- I WANTED YOU ON THE SHOW.

- ENOUGH! - MEOW.

- CONNIVING, PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, NARCISSISTIC.

ONE OF THE TABLOIDS CALLED YOU THE MOST HATED HOUSEWIFE EVER.

- THIS WHOLE SEASON WAS SET UP TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

- YOU BETTER [bleep] SWEAR... - STOP. STOP.

- RIGHT NOW. - STOP.

- DO YOU THINK THAT KYLE BULLIED YOU?

- EGOTISTICAL, NARCISSISTIC, VINDICTIVE, VILE, PIECE OF...

- YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KEEP SAYING THAT YOU'RE NOT VIOLENT,

BUT YET YOU'RE TELLING ME, "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT BACK

AND GIVE YOU SOME OKLAHOMA."

- TREAD SOFTLY. - YOU TOO.

- YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HONEST.

- YOU BULLY ME ALL THE TIME.

- QUIT USING THE BUZZWORD OF THE MOMENT, CAMILLE, OKAY?

- OH, NO. IT'S YOU ARE A BULLY.

I AM NOT A LIAR.

I DON'T LIE.

- HEY, EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN.

WE ARE AT THE HISTORIC MILLENNIUM BILTMORE HOTEL

IN DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES

WITH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

HI, ADRIENNE.

- HI, ANDY.

- LISA. - HELLO, ANDY.

- VERY UNDERSTATED TONIGHT.

- THANK YOU, DARLING. LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.

- KIM RICHARDS, GREAT TO SEE YOU.

- HELLO, ANDY. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GREAT. HI, TAYLOR.

- HI, ANDY.

- CAMILLE GRAMMER, GREAT TO SEE YOU.

- THANK YOU. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- LAST BUT NOT LEAST, KYLE RICHARDS.

- HI, ANDY. - WELL, I WANT

TO JUST START GETTING INTO SOME QUESTIONS

FOR YOU LADIES.

EMILY, FROM FAIR OAKS, CALIFORNIA,

ASKED THIS-- "LADIES, I LOVE YOU,

"BUT YOUR PLASTIC SURGERY

"DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOOK YOUNG;

"IT MAKES YOU LOOK DEFORMED.

"ARE YOU SO AFRAID

"TO SHOW THE MARKS OF AGING

AND EXPERIENCE?"

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THIS, VANDERPUMP?

- ME? - YEAH.

- I HAVEN'T HAD PLASTIC SURGERY ON MY FACE.

I'VE HAD FILLERS AND BOTOX, YEAH.

I'M VERY HONEST ABOUT THAT.

I THINK IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO DO IT,

LET THEM DO IT.

I THINK IT'S REALLY RUDE TO CRITICIZE

SOMEBODY ELSE, THE WAY THEY LOOK.

ACTUALLY, GIVE ME HER NAME AND ADDRESS

AND I'LL WRITE BACK. [laughter]

- I THINK YOU HAVE A TRIP TO FAIR OAKS, CALIFORNIA,

IN YOUR FUTURE. - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

- AND, FOR THE RECORD, YOUR HUSBAND, ADRIENNE,

IS NOT YOUR PLASTIC SURGEON.

- NO.

I WOULD NEVER WANT TO DO THAT. - BECAUSE?

- OTHER THAN, YOU KNOW, FILLERS AND BOTOX.

I JUST DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WHAT IF HE REALLY MESSED UP

AND THEN I'VE GOT TO LIVE WITH HIM?

OR WHAT IF HE'S REALLY TICKED OFF AT ME THE NIGHT BEFORE

AND I GOT TO GO IN FOR SURGERY?

I THINK--YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT AN EYE OVER HERE.

JUST KIDDING, JUST KIDDING! - DO YOU NOT TRUST HIM?

- OF COURSE, I DO. I'M JUST KIDDING.

- YOU COULD ADD ON. THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING.

JAN, FROM LUCAS, IOWA, SAYS, "LADIES, I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW

"THE COST OF A GUCCI HANDBAG, BUT HOW MUCH

IS A GALLON OF MILK?"

[laughter]

HOW MUCH? - $3.49.

[laughs] - YOU KNOW WHAT?

BY PRICE IS RIGHT RULES, YOU DIDN'T GET IT.

BUT YOU'RE VERY-- 'CAUSE YOU WENT OVER.

BUT IT'S $3.29. IT'S $3.29.

- BUT IF YOU GO TO COSTCO, YOU CAN GET 'EM FOR, LIKE, $2.79.

- WELL, BEVERLY HILLS IS $3.49. - IT'S $3.29 A GALLON.

SO THAT'S GOOD. OKAY.

- WE SHOP AT COSTCO, OBVIOUSLY.

- BONNIE, FROM DECATUR, ALABAMA, SAID, "TAYLOR, $60,000

"ON A FOUR-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN SHE TURNS FIVE?"

- NOTHING. I'M TOO TIRED.

WE'RE GOING TO KYLE'S TO PLAY ON THE SWING SET.

- DO YOU THINK IT WAS A WASTE OF MONEY AT ALL?

- EVERYONE HAD A GREAT TIME.

AND, NO, I GUESS I DON'T.

PLENTY OF OTHER PEOPLE DO, THOUGH.

- I DO. I WAS ONE OF THEM.

I SAID, "WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY?"

- RIGHT. SEASON TWO. - "BLIND MAN'S BLUFF?"

SO I BROUGHT UP MY CHILDREN TOTALLY DIFFERENTLY,

BUT SHE KNOWS THAT. I'M VERY HONEST.

I THINK IT'S BLOODY RIDICULOUS. $60,000.

YOU KNOW, DO THAT WHEN THEY'RE 18 OR 21 IF EVER,

I HAVE TO SAY.

- YOU KNOW, WHAT CAUGHT EVERYONE'S ATTENTION

ABOUT THE SIX OF YOU, FRANKLY,

IS JUST HOW FREAKIN' RICH YOU ALL ARE.

LISA, HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS YOUR HOME?

- 17,000. IT'S BIG.

BUT, I MEAN, TO BE HONEST, WHEN I HAD THE KIDS

AND RELATIVES STAYING-- NO, I KNOW.

YES, I KNOW WE LIVE IN A--

- YES, WHEN YOU HAVE THE KIDS AND RELATIVES STAYING, YES.

[overlapping chatter]

- IT WAS A GOOD HOUSE FOR US,

A GOOD FAMILY HOUSE. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

NOW IT DOESN'T WORK FOR US ANYMORE.

THERE'S TWO OF US.

I WANT SOMETHING COZIER, ABSOLUTELY.

- WHAT WOULD YOU CALL COZY?

- WELL, I MEAN...

COZIER THAT I CAN ACTUALLY FIND MY HUSBAND

WITHOUT HAVING TO PAGE HIM.

HOW ABOUT THAT? - OKAY.

CAMILLE,

YOU SAID A NUMBER OF TIMES ON THIS SHOW

REGARDING THE APARTMENT IN NEW YORK

THAT YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE LIVING IN--

I THINK IT WAS, LIKE, 3,500 SQUARE FEET.

- I KNOW. IT WAS REALLY KELSEY'S ISSUE ON THAT.

AND I CAN'T SPEAK FOR HIM, BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU--

HE USED TO CALL ME AND SAY, "CAMILLE, I JUST DON'T SEE US

ALL FITTING IN," 'CAUSE HE LIKES TO SPREAD OUT,

AND HE LIKES HIS SPACE, AND HE LIKES TO HAVE HIS MAN ROOM.

- WHEN HE SAID ALL FITTING IN,

DID HE MEAN THE GIRLFRIEND AS WELL?

[laughter]

- WHY DID YOU DO THE SHOW IN THE FIRST PLACE?

- OKAY, I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THE SHOW.

- OKAY. - AND THEN KELSEY KEPT SAYING,

"NO, I THINK IT'S REALLY GOOD FOR YOU.

"THIS IS SOMETHING REALLY GOOD FOR YOU,

"BECAUSE IT'S SOMETHING THAT'S YOURS.

SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE DOING FOR YOURSELF."

- DO YOU NOW QUESTION HIS MOTIVES

FOR WANTING YOU TO DO THE SHOW?

- I HAVE. YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA BE HONEST.

I HAVE QUESTIONED HIS MOTIVES.

MAYBE IT WAS TO KEEP ME, YOU KNOW, PREOCCUPIED IN CALIFORNIA

WHILE HE WAS HAVING HIS AFFAIR

OR HAVING FUN IN NEW YORK.

- YOU KNOW, I GOTTA SAY, THE--

CAMILLE, YOU HAVE REALLY BEEN A LIGHTNING ROD ON THE SHOW.

- YES, I HAVE BEEN.

- ONE OF THE TABLOIDS CALLED YOU THE MOST HATED HOUSEWIFE EVER.

- I WAS VERY HURT WHEN I READ IT.

I WAS DEVASTATED TO READ THAT.

- PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT YOU

LIKE CRAZY, AND PEOPLE HAVE

VERY AGGRESSIVE OPINIONS ABOUT YOU.

- ABSOLUTELY.

VERY NEGATIVE AGGRESSIVE. - VERY NEGATIVE.

- AND IT'S VERY HURTFUL.

I MEAN, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK

THAT THEY'RE SEEING THE REAL ME ON THIS SHOW.

YOU'RE SEEING GLIMPSES OF ME.

BUT I DON'T THINK-- I THINK I'VE BEEN VILLAINIZED.

- HERE ARE SOME OF THE WORDS THAT WERE USED

TO DESCRIBE YOU... - AND THEY'RE HARSH.

- IN THESE QUESTIONS: CONNIVING,

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE,

NARCISSISTIC, INSECURE,

CATTY, JEALOUS, CRUEL,

HYPOCRITICAL, SELF-ABSORBED, MANIPULATIVE,

FAKE, INSINCERE, DELUSIONAL.

- WOW. IT'S...

IT'S VERY HURTFUL.

I MEAN, IT'S DEVASTATING WHEN YOU HEAR THAT ABOUT YOURSELF.

LISTEN, THERE ARE THINGS THAT I'VE SAID ON THIS SHOW

THAT I WISH I DIDN'T, I WISH I COULD TAKE BACK,

AND THAT ARE HORRIBLE THINGS TO SAY,

BUT I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S A ACCURATE PORTRAYAL

OF WHO I REALLY AM.

- WHOMEVER WROTE THOSE SPECIFIC WORDS,

IF THEY SAID IT TO HER IN FRONT OF ANY OF US,

THEY WOULD HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS ON THEIR HANDS,

BECAUSE WE'RE ALL HERE FOR EACH OTHER.

AND THESE PEOPLE CAN SIT BEHIND THEIR COMPUTERS

AND WRITE NEGATIVE WORDS

ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SEEM TO LIVE PERFECT LIVES,

BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HER.

AND IT'S-- I JUST THINK

IT'S COWARDLY.

- WHAT ARE PEOPLE REACTING TO ABOUT YOU?

- I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS.

IT STARTED WITH THE FIGHT WITH KYLE.

ALSO I'M GOING THROUGH THIS HORRIBLE DIVORCE

WITH KELSEY GRAMMER, YOU KNOW,

AND HE IS THE BELOVED, YOU KNOW, FRASIER CHARACTER.

- RIGHT. - SO HERE I AM, THE WIFE OF,

YOU KNOW, A LARGER-THAN-LIFE, YOU KNOW, PERSON, I'M GONNA SAY.

IT'S LIKE BEING WITH AN ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.

THAT'S WHY WE MIGHT BRING UP THE INSECURITY ISSUE.

- PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW THE REAL REASON

YOU USED A SURROGATE. WAS IT TO KEEP YOUR FIGURE?

- WE TRIED. THAT WAS A COMMENT FROM KYLE.

THANK YOU. - I NEVER SAID THAT.

- OH, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT? I THOUGHT--

WHO SAID THAT ON THE SHOW?

OKAY. OH, SHE DIDN'T SAY IT.

I THOUGHT SOMEBODY SAID THAT ON THE SHOW.

I'M SORRY. MY BAD.

IT WASN'T TO KEEP MY FIGURE.

THAT'S ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS.

WE TRIED, KELSEY AND I TRIED,

AND, UNFORTUNATELY, IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

AND THANK GOD FOR MODERN MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY

THAT WE CAN HAVE CHILDREN

AND THEY'RE OUR BIOLOGICAL CHILDREN

THROUGH SURROGACY AND THIS PROCESS,

AND IT'S AN AMAZING EXPERIENCE REALLY.

- OKAY. HOW CAN YOU BE SO BUSY

WHEN YOU HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING FOR YOU?

- OH, THAT'S A FUNNY ONE.

- YOU SAY YOU'RE SO BUSY ALL THE TIME.

- I'M SO BUSY ALL THE TIME.

WELL, WE WERE WORKING ON THE SHOW,

I'M A MOM, AND I WAS GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.

AND I WAS ALSO TRYING TO KEEP TOGETHER

MY HUSBAND'S PRODUCTION COMPANY.

- CAMILLE, "PERNICIOUS, MACHIAVELLIC"--

DO YOU SUBSCRIBE TO WORD OF THE DAY?

- NO, NO, NO.

YOU KNOW, I WAS AN ENGLISH MAJOR IN COLLEGE.

I STUDIED ENGLISH LITERATURE.

I DON'T, YOU KNOW-- I KNOW WHAT PERNICIOUS MEANS.

AND, I THOUGHT, GOD, WOW, IS SHE PERNICIOUS.

SHE'S JUST A PERNICIOUS-- HER BEHAVIOR WAS PERNICIOUS.

AND I'LL LEAVE IT AT THAT.

- MACHIAVELLIC?

- NO, IT'S MACHIAVELLIAN.

AND, YOU KNOW, BASED, YOU KNOW,

WITH THE WHOLE BOOK, YOU KNOW, THE PRINCE,

AND WE ALL KNOW ABOUT MACHIAVELLI.

AND I JUST FELT LIKE, AT THAT TIME,

THAT KYLE WAS BEING A LITTLE MACHIAVELLIAN.

- I WAS PERNICIOUS.

- OKAY, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE PERNICIOUS.

- I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET A DICTIONARY.

- WHY DID YOU CALL FAYE RESNICK THE MORALLY CORRUPT FAYE RESNICK

WHEN YOU YOURSELF POSED FOR PLAYBOY?

- THERE WAS SOMETHING DONE IN A LIMO,

AND SHE WAS SHOWING NAKED PICTURES OF ME

IN THE LIMO WITH A GROUP OF GIRLS.

I DID A MOVIE FOR CINEMAX IN MY EARLY 20s

THAT, YOU KNOW, UNFORTUNATELY, WE DO THINGS

WHEN WE WERE YOUNGER, AND IT'S, YOU KNOW,

I WISH I DIDN'T, BUT, YES, I DID,

AND IT'S NOT A HARD-CORE. IT'S SOFT.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER, BUT...

AND I GOT UPSET WHEN I FOUND OUT

THAT THE GIRLS WERE IN A LIMO

LOOKING AT THESE PICTURES.

AND THIS IS WHY I HAD SAID THAT ABOUT FAYE.

- WE WERE LOOKING AT THEM.

IT'S OUT THERE. I MEAN, I'M NOT GONNA LIE.

I THINK IF ANYBODY WAS SENT SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

THEY'D BE SHOCKED. - I THINK THAT WAS SET UP

AND PREMEDITATIVE, 'CAUSE YOU DON'T--

- THAT WASN'T PREMEDITATED. CAMILLE, IT'S OUT THERE.

YOU DID THAT.

- I INVITED HER TO A DINNER PARTY AT MY HOUSE

WITH FAYE RESNICK, AND THIS IS WHAT THEY DO

WHEN THEY LEAVE IN A LIMO. I THINK THAT'S CLASSLESS.

- AFTER WE HAD A BIG FIGHT, YES. WELL, IT PROBABLY IS.

- WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE-- WE'RE GONNA TALK

ABOUT THAT PARTY. - BUT IT'S CLASSLESS TO SAY

THAT SOMEBODY IS MORALLY CORRUPT

WHEN YOU'VE DONE SOFT-CORE PORN OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED.

SOFT... IT IS.

I MEAN, COME ON, YOU HAVE THE BALLS OF A BURGLAR

TO BE SAYING-- THROWING ROCKS LIKE THAT

WHEN YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE.

- COMING UP...

- BUT YET YOU'RE TELLING ME, "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT BACK

AND GIVE YOU SOME OKLAHOMA."

- WELL, SHE NEEDS TO LEARN SOME MANNERS,

AND SO WE NEEDED TO GO OUTSIDE.

- WE ARE BACK WITH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

WELL, WHETHER YOU LOVE HER OR LOVE TO HATE HER,

IT WAS HARD NOT TO FEEL FOR CAMILLE

AS HER 13-YEAR MARRIAGE TO KELSEY GRAMMER FELL APART.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- DON'T FORGET, I LOVE YOU.

BE SAFE. - BYE, BABE.

- BYE!

- HOW HAS IT BEEN NOT HAVING KELSEY AROUND?

- I FEEL EMPOWERED BY THIS.

I LOST MY SENSE OF SELF

BECAUSE I WAS TAKING CARE

OF SOMEBODY ELSE FOR SO LONG.

- SHE HAS TAKEN A BACK SEAT TO MY LIFE.

I THINK IT'S TIME FOR CAMILLE TO GET A LITTLE ATTENTION.

HELLO. - [gasps]

- DADDY!

- HEY.

DON'T I GET A LITTLE SUGAR?

- I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

IS EASY ALL THE TIME.

- CHEERS. - TO THE TONYS AND MY HUSBAND.

- TO KELSEY. all: TO KELSEY.

- THAT HE WINS. MY HUSBAND CALLED ME

AND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS DONE WITH OUR MARRIAGE.

- IS HE GONNA BE MOVING BACK HERE?

- UM, THAT'S THE PLAN SO FAR.

AND THEN HE SAID, "WHY DON'T WE DO THIS?

"IF YOU COME TO THE TONYS

"WHY DON'T WE SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER

AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS?"

THIS MIGHT BE BETTER FOR THIS WEATHER.

- THAT MIGHT BE. HEY!

- IN MY HEART, I FELT THAT WE COULD WORK IT OUT.

YOU KNOW, WE'VE WORKED THROUGH THINGS BEFORE,

AND I THOUGHT, OH, THIS IS JUST A PHASE.

WE'RE GONNA WORK THIS OUT.

[exclamations]

MWAH. - IT LOOKS GOOD.

- CONGRATULATIONS, AND GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.

- THANK YOU. - I LOVE YOU.

- THANK YOU. - IT'S JUST A LOT.

I'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT WITH HIM.

- HERE'S TO LOVE. [overlapping chatter]

- GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. - 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

- THERE YOU GO, BABE. - THERE YOU GO.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

I MEAN, WHO ARE YOU, MR. GRAMMER?

I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, WHO IS THIS MAN?

IT'S NOT MY HUSBAND ANYMORE.

- ADRIENNE, YOU GOT REALLY CHOKED UP FROM THAT.

WHY ARE YOU-- WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

- BECAUSE SHE SPENT TIME-- - BECAUSE I SPENT TIME WITH HER.

- BECAUSE SHE SPENT TIME WITH US TOGETHER.

- AND I FELT BAD. TO ME, THEY WERE A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE.

AND I FELT A LOT OF SADNESS FOR HER.

- THANK YOU. - IT'S HARD TO WATCH FOR ME.

AND THAT'S WHAT THIS SHOW IS.

IT'S REAL LIFE, AND, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU,

IT CAUGHT YOU AT A TIME--

PROBABLY THE MOST DIFFICULT TIME.

- THE MOST DIFFICULT TIME, AND THAT WAS REALLY HARD

BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO KEEP IT INSIDE AND NOT EXPOSE IT.

AND I THINK THAT'S MAYBE WHY I WAS DISTANT

FROM SOME OF THE GIRLS, BECAUSE I WAS GOING THROUGH THIS

IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.

AND I WASN'T READY TO OUT IT YET.

A LOT OF STUFF, YOU KNOW, THAT I GOT OVEREMOTIONAL

OR MAYBE SOME ANGER DID COME OUT.

I DIDN'T HAVE A VENDETTA AGAINST YOU, KYLE.

BUT IT WAS A VERY, VERY HARD TIME.

- SO YOU FIRST KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF WHEN?

- GOD, THE END OF FEBRUARY.

AND WHEN DID WE START SHOOTING?

- RIGHT AROUND THEN.

- SO IT WAS RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF SHOOTING.

- YEAH.

MY HUSBAND WAS ALWAYS VERY ATTENTIVE.

AND HE'D CALL ME SEVERAL TIMES THROUGHOUT THE DAY

TO CHECK IN ON ME, AND I KNOW HE HAD

A BUSY SCHEDULE WITH THE PLAY,

BUT HIS PHONE CALLS KEPT CUTTING BACK,

AND THEN HE STOPPED CALLING,

AND THEN HE WOULD JUST TEXT.

AND THEN THE TEXT STOPPED.

IT'S NOT THE KELSEY I WAS MARRIED TO FOR 13 YEARS.

THIS IS ANOTHER MAN.

- AND SO WHERE DO THINGS STAND NOW?

- WE DON'T SPEAK.

YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SPEAK.

I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR US

TO HAVE OPEN DIALOGUE AND COMMUNICATION.

TO RAISE OUR KIDS, WE NEED TO CO-PARENT.

AND THE ONLY WAY TO CO-PARENT

THE RIGHT WAY IS TO COMMUNICATE.

I REMEMBER WALKING INTO MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE,

AND HE SAID TO ME, "NOTICE THAT, YOU KNOW,

"YOUR HUSBAND'S A CELEBRITY.

PEOPLE TEND TO SIDE WITH CELEBRITY."

- DID YOU LOSE FRIENDS?

- SOME.

AND I GAINED OTHERS.

AND IT'S AMAZING HOW MY FEMALE FRIENDS

GATHERED AROUND ME, HAVE BEEN SO STRONG.

THEY'VE ALL RALLIED BEHIND ME.

SO I HAVE TO SAY HOW IMPORTANT WOMEN ARE IN MY LIFE

AND HOW THEY'VE RALLIED BEHIND ME.

- DOUG, FROM EAST HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT,

SAYS, "IS IT TRUE YOU DON'T HAVE A PRENUP?"

- THIS IS TRUE. YES.

- BENEFICIAL TO YOU.

[laughter] - YES.

THAT'S WHAT MY LAWYER SAID.

[laughs]

HE SAID, "DO YOU HAVE A PRENUP?" I SAID, "NO."

HE GOES, "GOOD FOR YOU."

- SMART GIRL.

- DARREN, FROM BURBANK, HAS A QUESTION

THAT I WANT THE ANSWER TO. - OKAY.

- HE SAYS, "CAMILLE, IF YOU GET $50 MILLION,

"THAT'S STILL A BOATLOAD OF MONEY.

WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?"

ARE YOU GOING FOR $50 MILLION?

- I CAN'T SAY. - I HAVE TO THINK

THAT THERE'S SOMETHING SIZABLE COMING YOUR WAY.

- I'M GONNA SAY IT'S SIZABLE.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THE FIGURE.

I FIND THAT TO BE OBNOXIOUS--

- I THINK IT'S OVER $40 MILLION.

[laughter]

UH-HUH. - [mutters indistinctly]

- OKAY, I HEARD ALSO THAT KELSEY,

WHEN ASKED IF HE WAS GOING TO ASK HIS GIRLFRIEND

TO SIGN A PRENUP, THAT HE RESPECTED HER TOO MUCH--

- HE DIDN'T WANT TO INSULT HER WITH SIGNING A PRENUP.

HE SAID THE SAME THING TO ME.

- THEY NEVER LEARN.

- GOOD FOR HER.

- NO, HE WON'T NEED ONE,

'CAUSE HE WON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT.

[laughter]

- BEN, FROM MANHATTAN, KANSAS,

SAYS, "CAMILLE, I HEARD IN THE TABLOIDS

"THAT YOU'RE THREATENING TO RELEASE A SEX TAPE.

ISN'T THAT EXTORTION?"

- [laughs]

- I DON'T HAVE A SEX TAPE.

- THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT, LIKE,

MARRIED PEOPLE OVER 40 IN A SEX TAPE.

I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S SUCH A...

- YOU NEVER KNOW. - WOULD PEOPLE BUY THAT?

WE'D HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE TO BUY OUR SEX TAPE.

[laughs]

- IF THERE WERE A SECOND SEASON, WOULD YOU DO IT?

- I DON'T KNOW. I'M THINKING ABOUT IT.

RIGHT NOW, I'M REALLY BUSY WITH MY CHILDREN.

AND MY CHILDREN ARE MY PRIORITY RIGHT NOW OF COURSE.

MAYBE. I'M NOT TAKING IT OFF THE TABLE.

I THINK ABOUT IT.

SO WE'LL SEE, YOU KNOW. - GREAT.

WELL, I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS A LITTLE BIT.

- OKAY. - OKAY?

FROM THE START OF THE SEASON, TAYLOR AND KIM

HAVE NEVER QUITE CLICKED.

LET'S TAKE A QUICK TRIP

DOWN THE ROCKY ROAD OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

- EVERYBODY, GRAB YOUR PARTY FAVOR.

[laughter]

KIM, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU.

[laughter]

- I FEEL LIKE KIM WAS GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER

ALL THROUGH THE SACRAMENTO TRIP.

THERE WAS A WALL THERE,

AND I WAS NOT IN THE MOOD TO CLIMB IT.

- EVERY ONE OF YOU, LIKE, STIRRED UP A LITTLE COMMOTION.

- THE WAY I RECALL, KYLE NEEDED YOU,

YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR HER-- - YOU CAN ASK MY SISTER.

- I WILL ASK YOUR SISTER.

I DON'T WANT TO BE DRAGGED

IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS.

SHE'S LIKE A HUMAN JACK-IN-THE-BOX.

JUST, LIKE, WIND THE BOX

AND WIND THE BOX, AND THEN, NEXT THING YOU KNOW,

SHE POPS UP OUT OF THE BOX

AND MAKES SOME SNIDE COMMENT TOWARD ME.

- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME?

- WELL, THIS IS MY PARTY,

SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY AWAY FROM ME.

- TAYLOR AND I JUST LOOK AT EACH OTHER, AND IT'S LIKE MEOW.

YOU WERE TELLING ME THAT-- - I WASN'T TELLING YOU ANYTHING.

YOU WERE BAITING ME.

- I WASN'T BAITING YOU.

PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND DON'T.

I DON'T LIKE CONFLICT. I CAN'T...

IT MAKES ME A LITTLE CRAZY.

- YOU'RE OFF YOUR [bleep] ROCKER.

GIRLS, ENOUGH, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.

ENOUGH! I MEAN,

SHE DOESN'T LIKE CONFLICT WITH WHOM?

BECAUSE IT'S CERTAINLY NOT WITH ME.

YOU ASKED ME IF SHE WAS INSECURE.

- TAYLOR, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THAT.

- DON'T--DON'T--DO NOT [bleep] DRAG ME INTO THIS.

- DON'T PISS ME OFF.

- OKAY. WELL, BRING IT ON, BABY.

I'M ABOUT TO TAKE YOU OUT BACK

AND PULL SOME OKLAHOMA ON YOUR ASS.

[laughs]

- SO "PULLING OKLAHOMA ON YOUR ASS" IS WHAT?

- YES, YES. - WHAT IS THAT?

- I HAVE NO IDEA. - [laughs]

- I HAVE NO IDEA. - ALL I KEPT THINKING

TO MYSELF WAS, HERE'S THIS GIRL

WHO'S INVOLVED IN DOMESTIC VIOLENCE,

WHO DOESN'T, YOU KNOW, BELIEVE...

ANY OF THIS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IN HERE,

AND SHE'S GONNA ALL OF A SUDDEN--

MISS I-DON'T-LIKE-VIOLENCE--

SHE'S GONNA TAKE ME OUT BACK IN NEW YORK

AND THROW ME AROUND IN THE ALLEY, LIKE,

WHERE THE DUMPSTERS ARE. - RIGHT.

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I DID.

- I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOSH. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

- IT WAS KIND OF A JOKE, KIM,

AND I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU BRINGING MY CHARITY INTO IT.

- I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KEEPS SAYING

THAT YOU'RE NOT VIOLENT, BUT YET YOU'RE TELLING ME,

"I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT BACK

AND GIVE YOU SOME OKLAHOMA." - OKAY. WELL.

- SO YOU WERE QUICK TO GO THERE.

- AND I DIDN'T.

- WELL, WE GOT A VIEWER QUESTION

ACTUALLY ABOUT THIS VERY THING.

TAMMY, FROM COSTA MESA, CALIFORNIA, SAID,

"TAYLOR, GIVEN YOUR HEARTFELT CHARITY SPEECH

"ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE,

WHY WERE YOU SO QUICK TO THREATEN KIM WITH VIOLENCE?"

- I MEAN, SINCERELY, DID YOU REALLY THINK

I WAS THREATENING HER?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT OKLAHOMA MEANS.

- BUT IT WAS KIM THAT YOU WERE TALKING TO, SO I WOULD--

- WELL, SHE NEEDS TO LEARN SOME MANNERS,

AND SO WE NEEDED TO GO OUTSIDE AND--

I'VE NEVER LAID A HAND ON ANYONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

AND MY CHARITY MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME,

SO IF THAT WAS TAKEN IN A WAY THAT MAKES IT SEEM

AS THOUGH I'M A VIOLENT PERSON,

THEN, YOU KNOW, I MISSPOKE.

BUT I'VE CERTAINLY NEVER BEEN IN A FIGHT IN MY LIFE, SO...

- I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS ODD THAT, YOU KNOW,

FOR SOMEBODY THAT'S SO SENSITIVE TO THAT SUBJECT

ABOUT, YOU KNOW, PHYSICALNESS...

- SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT HER STATE OF MIND

AT THAT TABLE?

- "...TEACH YOU SOME OKLAHOMA." YOU KNOW, I...

- WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? - I SAID, "DO WE WANT TO TALK

"ABOUT YOUR FRAME OF MIND AS WE WERE SITTING AT THAT TABLE

OR SHALL WE SKIP THAT?"

- SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT EVERYBODY'S FRAME OF MIND

WHILE WE WERE SITTING THERE? - OKAY, WELL, JUST TREAD SOFTLY.

- WELL, YOU TOO.

- MOVING ON.

- WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- WE'LL RESERVE THAT FOR LATER IN THE CONVERSATION.

- COMING UP...

YOU ONLY HAVE SEX WITH KEN TWICE A YEAR?

- WELL, NOT TWICE EVERY YEAR.

I MEAN, THAT'S ON A GOOD YEAR, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

[laughter]

- WELCOME BACK

TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE READY TO PULL SOME WESTLAKE VILLAGE

ON HER ASS. - NO.

I WAS JUST--

YOU KNOW, I JUST DIDN'T WANT

TO BE INVOLVED IN ANY OF THE DRAMA.

I REALLY JUST-- I'M SITTING AGAIN

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HOT SEAT.

AND THEN SHE AND I-- - NO, YOU WANTED

TO BE INVOLVED IN DRAMA WITH ME.

YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET IN THE MIDDLE

OF DRAMA PROTECTING YOUR SISTER.

THAT'S THE DRAMA YOU WANTED TO BE INVOLVED IN.

DRAMA WITH ME. NOT DRAMA TO PROTECT KYLE.

SO JUST KEEP IT STRAIGHT.

- KIM, AT TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,

YOU SAID THAT KYLE WAS FAKED OUT

BY WHO TAYLOR REALLY IS.

WHO DO YOU THINK SHE REALLY IS?

- I THINK THAT TAYLOR IS, LIKE, KIND OF LIKE A CHAMELEON REALLY.

I DON'T THINK TAYLOR HAS A REAL COMMITMENT TO ANYBODY.

I THINK THAT SHE'S WITH LISA, SHE'S WITH LISA.

SHE'S WITH KYLE, SHE'S WITH KYLE.

SHE'S WITH CAMILLE, SHE'S WITH CAMILLE.

- I DO THINK THAT I'M A FRIEND--

TRY TO BE A FRIEND AND BE NEUTRAL WITH EVERYONE.

I'M A PEOPLE PLEASER. THAT'S MY NATURE.

BUT I DON'T-- I THINK THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE

WHEN YOU'RE IN A GROUP OF FRIENDS.

YOU ARE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE.

I DON'T NEED TO CHOOSE SIDES

OR ONLY BE FRIENDS WITH ONE PERSON.

SO, YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S TRUE.

I DON'T KNOW THAT THAT'S A BAD THING.

I'M CONFUSED, BUT...

- WELL, I THINK SHE'S SAYING

THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY SAYING

JUST WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTS TO HEAR.

- LIKE, I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUTSIDE

AND GO OKLAHOMA ON YOUR ASS?

YOU THINK THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR?

- [laughs]

- SOMETIMES I'M PROTECTIVE OF PEOPLE, INCLUDING YOU.

- I'M GONNA MOVE ON.

AS WE KNOW, LISA IS BEAUTIFUL AND ELEGANT

AND SASSY, BUT, YOU KNOW... - BUT.

- LISA, YOU'RE ALSO AN OXYMORON.

YOU CLAIM TO RARELY HAVE SEX,

BUT OUR EDITORS REALIZED THAT IT'S PRETTY MUCH

ALL YOU TALK ABOUT.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- MY HUSBAND CALLS ME A SEX OBJECT.

HE SAYS EVERY TIME HE WANTS SEX, I OBJECT.

[laughs]

- I DO LIKE THIS BLUSH, THOUGH.

WHAT'S IT CALLED? - ORGASM.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? - NO, THANK YOU.

I'VE HAD ONE ALREADY TODAY. OH, HEY, SWEETIE.

- THANKS A LOT. - I SAY TO HIM, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

"CHRISTMAS AND BIRTHDAYS.

"AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, NOT MINE.

THAT'S ANOTHER DAY OFF."

TAYLOR WAS PLAYING WITH THAT COTTON CANDY.

SHE WAS KIND OF LICKING IT AND CHEWING IT,

DOING THINGS THAT I'D ONLY READ ABOUT IN BOOKS.

CAMILLE'S DANCING WAS LIKE SHE WAS REALLY SHAKING IT

AND MOVING IT.

I THINK ALL THAT'S MISSING

WAS A POLE, REALLY.

OOH, LOOK AT THESE PUPPIES. WHOO!

HER BREASTS, THEY HAD A LIFE OF THEIR OWN THAT NIGHT.

THEY WERE--I THINK MARTIN WAS ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY TO SEE HER.

- CAN HE HOLD HIS OWN?

- DOES HE HAVE TO HOLD HIS OWN?

THAT'S WHY HE'S MEETING KIM, ISN'T IT?

SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO. [laughter]

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN SHAGGED

THROUGH A HEDGE BACKWARDS.

- [laughs]

WAIT, ISN'T SHAGGED-- - DRAGGED.

- OH, I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHAGGED.

- MAYBE I DID. - SHAGGED THROUGH A HEDGE.

HERE'S TO HOPING MY BOOB DOESN'T FALL OUT.

- HERE'S TO THE EXACT OPPOSITE.

[laughter]

- I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

- WHEN YOU PUT IT TOGETHER,

IT LOOKS REALLY BAD FOR ME.

[laughter] - YOU'RE VERY CHEEKY.

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, ANDY, I JUST DO TEND

TO CALL IT HOW IT IS,

BUT WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.

SO, YEAH, WHY NOT?

- KRISTEN, FROM ST. LOUIS,

WROTE, "SERIOUSLY, LISA, YOU ONLY HAVE SEX

WITH KEN TWICE A YEAR?"

- WELL, NOT TWICE EVERY YEAR.

I MEAN, THAT'S ON A GOOD YEAR, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

[laughter]

BUT I DIDN'T SAY I DON'T HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY ELSE,

NOW DID I? NO, I DON'T.

YOU KNOW WHAT,

I'VE BEEN MARRIED 29 YEARS.

WE'RE VERY SECURE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP.

HE DOESN'T CARE WHAT I SAY.

A LOT OF WHAT I SAY IS FOR FUN.

I MEAN, I HAVE TO BE HONEST.

AND, YEAH, I DID UP IT

TO THREE TIMES THIS YEAR, ANDY,

I TOLD YOU, ON MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION.

- [laughs]

- DEBORAH, FROM PLANO, TEXAS, SAYS,

"ONLY TWO TIMES A YEAR FOR KEN AND LISA?

"AND RUMOR HAS IT

"THAT CAMILLE CUT OFF KELSEY FOR A WHOLE YEAR.

"WHAT IS IT WITH YOU RICH PEOPLE?

DON'T YOU LIKE SEX?"

- I DO. I REALLY DO LIKE SEX.

IN FACT, I DO HAVE GOOD SEX WITH MY HUSBAND FOR THE RECORD.

- KELSEY CUT ME OFF TEN YEARS AGO, SO...

[laughter]

I MEAN, THAT'S A RUMOR.

- CHRISTIE, IN PHILADELPHIA, SAYS,

"LISA, SAYING CAMILLE NEEDS A POLE WHEN SHE DANCES

"OR THAT KIM SHOULD ESCAPE

"BACK TO WITCH MOUNTAIN IS FUNNY,

BUT IT'S CATTY TOO."

- I DON'T THINK SO.

- "DO YOU USE HUMOR TO HIDE YOUR MEAN GIRL STREAK?"

- WELL, I DON'T THINK IT IS.

I MEAN, SHE WAS DANCING AND SHAKING IT

AND BENDING OVER.

I MEAN, I CALL IT HOW IT IS.

I'M SORRY IF ANYBODY'S UPSET.

BUT LOOK AT HER. SHE DOESN'T SEEM UPSET.

- I'M NOT UPSET.

- NO. I DON'T AGREE WITH HER AT ALL.

- SALLY, FROM CHICAGO, EMAILED AND SAID,

"LISA, YOU FEARED FOR YOUR LIFE AT THE DMV

"BECAUSE OF THE ECLECTIC PEOPLE.

"IS THAT WHAT THE CODE WORD IN BEVERLY HILLS

FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T WHITE AND RICH?"

- OH, THAT'S ABSOLUTE NONSENSE.

MY LIFE IS ECLECTIC.

I HAVE PEOPLE OF ALL ETHNICITIES

AND COLOR WORKING WITH US, AS FRIENDS,

SO ABSOLUTELY BALONEY.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY POOR FRIENDS?

- WELL, YOU, ANDY.

[laughter]

OF COURSE, I DO.

I HAVE FRIENDS FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE.

- LISTEN, I'M THE POOREST CHUMP IN THIS ROOM.

POPPY, FROM SOUTH JORDAN, UTAH, WANTS TO KNOW,

"KYLE, YOU AND LISA SEEM LIKE CLOSE FRIENDS.

HAS YOUR FRIENDSHIP CHANGED BECAUSE OF THE SHOW?"

- NO. - NO.

- WE'RE STILL VERY CLOSE FRIENDS.

- IN ONE OF THE LAST SHOWS OF THE SEASON,

THE TWO OF YOU HAD DRINKS WITH TAYLOR

AT VILLA BLANCA,

AND, LISA, YOU SEEMED A LITTLE ANNOYED

BY KYLE AND TAYLOR'S GROWING FRIENDSHIP.

WAS THERE A LITTLE BIT OF JEALOUSY THERE?

- THAT NIGHT, I HAVE TO SAY I WAS A LITTLE IRRITATED

BECAUSE-- OH, STOP IT.

CAMILLE, GET OVER HERE AND SIT ON MY LAP, WILL YOU?

[laughter]

WELL, BECAUSE I'D ARRANGED TO HAVE DINNER WITH KYLE,

AND THEN TAYLOR SAID SHE WANTED TO COME BY

AND TALK ABOUT HER MARRIAGE PROBLEMS,

AND THEN SHE SHOWS UP-- I MEAN, I LOVE TAYLOR,

BUT NOT THAT MUCH.

NO, SHE SHOWS UP,

AND THEN THEY WERE JUST-- LOOK AT THEM.

IT WAS ANNOYING, TO BE HONEST.

IT'S ANNOYING. - JELLY BEAN.

- WHY IS IT ANNOYING?

-BECAUSE THEY'RE SITTING THERE HOLDING--

I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT?

LOOK AT THAT. DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD?

- YOU ARE VERY TOUCHY-TOUCHY, THE TWO OF YOU.

- [sultry] ANDY...

HAVEN'T YOU HEARD?

- BUT YOU HAVE SAID BEFORE THAT THE BRITISH

ARE NOT QUITE AS TOUCHY-FEELY AS AMERICANS.

- IF I WERE TO TOUCH YOUR HAND,

YOU WOULD BE LIKE, "GET YOUR BLOODY PAW OFF ME."

- YEAH, SEE.

- WELL, LET ME ASK,

WHY WOULD YOU BE JEALOUS OF THEIR FRIENDSHIP?

- I DIDN'T SAY I WAS JEALOUS.

I SAID, AT THAT TIME, I WAS IRRITATED.

- OKAY.

- AND DON'T YOU FIND THIS IRRITATING?

WHEN THEY'RE SITTING THERE GOING...

- I THINK IT'S KIND OF HOT.

- OKAY. WELL, EXACTLY. I DON'T.

- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SAY YOU WERE JEALOUS.

YOU WERE A LITTLE JEALOUS.

A LITTLE BIT OF A JELLY BEAN.

- A LITTLE JELLY BEAN.

- GET OVER HERE.

[laughter]

- SIT ON HER LAP.

- COME ON, BABY. - ALL RIGHT.

- COME ON, DARLING.

- NICE.

NICE.

DO YOU THINK-- DO YOU--OH, EXCELLENT.

- I WAS FEELING LIKE TAYLOR NEEDED,

LIKE, A LITTLE HANDHOLDING.

- I LIKE TO-- - AND LISA WAS JEALOUS.

SHE WAS JEALOUS. - SHE'S A JELLY BEAN.

- LISA'S BEEN EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES.

- EXCELLENT. ALL RIGHT, CAMILLE, GET BACK HERE.

- THANK YOU. - WELL, YOU KNOW, I LOVE YOU.

- OH, BUGGER OFF. - LOOK, SEE, I TOLD YOU.

SHE TELLS ME TO BUGGER OFF.

THAT'S IT, I'M NEVER HOLDING YOUR HAND AGAIN.

- OKAY, GOOD.

- COMING UP...

- STOP. YOU BULLY ME ALL THE TIME.

- QUIT USING THE BUZZWORD OF THE MOMENT, CAMILLE, OKAY?

- OH, NO. IT'S YOU ARE A BULLY.

- SUSAN, FROM LAGUNA HILLS, CALIFORNIA,

WROTE ABOUT A TOPIC THAT SEEMED TO TRANSFIX THE COUNTRY--

TAYLOR'S LIPS.

- WOW. - SHE WANTS TO KNOW,

"TAYLOR, WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER

HAVING YOUR LIP IMPLANT REMOVED?"

- NO, I WOULDN'T.

I MEAN, I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY LIKE THAT.

I GET PLENTY OF TWEETS

ABOUT HOW IT REALLY BOTHERS A LOT OF PEOPLE,

BUT I'M NOT GONNA HAVE SURGERY

AND IT'S BEEN THERE FOR TOO LONG, SO NO.

- WHAT UPSETS PEOPLE ABOUT IT?

- I DON'T KNOW.

PEOPLE--PEOPLE THINK ABOUT IT A LOT, THOUGH.

- RIGHT. WE GOT A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR LIP.

- I KNOW. RIGHT? AND I HAVE A LARGE MOUTH.

AND, SO, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY THAT AS WELL.

LIKE, "YOUR MOUTH SEEMS ABNORMALLY LARGE."

AND I DON'T KNOW IF MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE SOME TYPE

OF A SURGERY TO HAVE THAT REPAIRED AS WELL, BUT...

- A MOUTH REDUCTION?

- MAYBE, A MOUTH... - OKAY.

- WE ARE BACK

WITH THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

OWNING AN NBA TEAM

OR A VEGAS CASINO AREN'T THINGS MOST PEOPLE WOULD RELATE TO.

BUT COUPLES ACROSS THE COUNTRY

ARE HAPPY TO LEARN THAT THEY ACTUALLY HAVE

SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH ADRIENNE MALOOF.

LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS.

[phone ringing]

- HEY, PAUL!

PAUL! - YES, MY DARLING.

- DO YOU LIKE THIS?

- NO. - WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW.

- THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME?

WE'VE BEEN BICKERING SINCE,

YOU KNOW, THE FIRST NIGHT WE MET.

I WALKED UP AND GO, "HI, NICE TO MEET YOU."

SO BASICALLY HERE'S WHAT SHE DID.

"HI, NICE TO MEET YOU."

- I DON'T THINK HE GOT OVER THAT.

YOU'RE SO DRAMATIC.

- I CAN'T BREATHE, THOUGH.

[trying to breathe]

- WHEN WE BICKER, IT'S MORE IN A FUN, LOVING--

I DON'T WANT TO SAY THAT-- [laughter]

- THIS, UNFORTUNATELY, HAS TO MOVE.

PUT THAT-- THIS IS--

- OKAY, SO YOU'RE ALREADY DIRECTING--OKAY.

- I KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES.

WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME TASTE.

IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET

JUST A LITTLE, SMALL, SMALL THING

OF THAT TURKEY CHILI,

WHICH IS INCREDIBLE HERE.

- I DON'T EAT TURKEY. REMEMBER?

I JUST SAID THAT. - LET ME JUST TASTE IT.

- I DON'T WANT ANY. - AS THE YEARS GO BY,

OUR MARRIAGE GETS EASIER.

CAN YOU LIKE-- MOVE IN! MY GOD.

WE KIND OF LEARN HOW NOT TO PUSH EACH OTHER'S BUTTONS.

I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

- ALL RIGHT.

WOW, THOSE SHOES MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.

[laughter]

- AS YOU'VE WATCHED YOUR MARRIAGE PLAY OUT ON TV,

WHAT'S BEEN YOUR REACTION?

- WELL, IT'S VERY REAL.

I ACTUALLY THINK WE'RE THE NORM,

NOT THE EXCEPTION.

AND WE'VE BEEN MARRIED ALMOST NINE YEARS,

SO, OF COURSE-- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

- DOES THE BICKERING BETRAY ANY KIND OF A DEEPER DISDAIN

THAT YOU HAVE FOR HIM?

- OH, ABSOLUTELY NOT.

IT'S JUST THE WAY WE COMMUNICATE.

- TALK ABOUT THE TINSEL IN YOUR HAIR,

BECAUSE WE'VE GOTTEN A LOT OF COMMENTS

ABOUT THAT. WHAT IS THAT?

- WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA.

EVERYWHERE I WENT, PEOPLE LOVED IT.

WOMEN LOVED IT. - ON WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE,

ISAAC MIZRAHI SAID, "IF YOU START DRESSING LIKE CHARO,

PRETTY SOON YOU TURN INTO CHARO."

- WHAT DOES HE KNOW?

[laughter]

- KIP, FROM DAVENPORT, IOWA,

SAYS, "ADRIENNE, HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN YOU HEARD CAMILLE

SAY THAT SHE WAS 30% BUSIER THAN THE REST OF YOU?"

- I OBVIOUSLY THOUGHT IT WASN'T TRUE,

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW BUSY I AM,

BUT AGAIN SHE SAYS THINGS

I THINK THAT SHE DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN SOMETIMES.

- THAT WAS ABOUT THE DIVORCE TOO.

- WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

- BECAUSE I WAS DEALING WITH KELSEY

AND OUR RELATIONSHIP FALLING APART.

- SO YOU'RE PUTTING THAT IN THE DIVORCE BUCKET?

- NO, NO, I'M NOT.

EMOTIONALLY, WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH

THAT NOBODY KNEW WAS SO MUCH MORE

THAN THESE GIRLS WERE.

- I LIKE IT THAT YOU GOT 30%.

THAT YOU FIGURED OUT A PERCENTAGE.

MONICA, FROM COVINGTON, KENTUCKY, SAYS,

"ADRIENNE, I KNOW YOU'RE TOO HUMBLE

"TO REVEAL YOUR NET WORTH,

"SO, LISA, HOW LOADED

DO YOU THINK ADRIENNE REALLY IS?"

- OH, MY GOD. I KNEW THAT WAS COMING.

- WELL, I THINK IF I WAS ADRIENNE,

I'D BE SITTING IN BED WITH A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.

- REALLY? - AND A GIGOLO. ABSOLUTELY.

- [laughs] AND YOUR DOG, RIGHT?

- YEAH. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

[laughter]

- WELL, YOU'RE SUCH AN INTERESTING JUXTAPOSITION TO ME

BECAUSE YOU'RE VERY OUTGOING,

YET I WATCH YOU ON THE SHOW,

AND YOU TOTALLY SHY AWAY FROM CONFRONTATION.

YOU KNOW, WHEN IT GETS HEATED,

I SEE YOU TURNING INWARD.

- WELL, I MEAN, FIRST OF ALL,

I GREW UP WITH A HOUSE FULL OF BROTHERS.

AND WHEN YOU GROW UP WITH ALL BROTHERS,

YOU HAVE TO LEARN TO BE PRETTY DIPLOMATIC.

AND I'M NOT ONE TO REALLY LIKE CONFRONTATION EITHER.

I PREFER TO PROBABLY SOLVE THE PROBLEM

INSTEAD OF GET IN THE MIX WITH IT.

AND THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY PERSONALITY.

- HAVE ANY OF THE REST OF YOU SEEN ADRIENNE PISSED OFF?

- NO. - NO, I'VE LIVED NEXT DOOR

TO HER FOR SIX YEARS AND I HAVEN'T.

- SHE'S A VERY CALMING FORCE. - BUT I CAN.

- VERY CALMING. - BUT I THINK

THAT'S WHY WE GET ON SO WELL.

- BUT I CAN ALSO TELL, LIKE, IN CERTAIN SCENES

WHEN I SEE YOUR FACE,

WHEN YOU'LL BE A COMMENT AND BE LIKE--

I CAN TELL THAT LOOK, AND I KNOW

SHE MEANS IT. SHE'S SERIOUS.

- YEAH, I LIKE WHEN YOU GOT PUSHED IN THE POOL,

AND YOU WERE LIKE...

[laughs]

- WELL, IT STARTED OUT AS A HARMLESS COMMENT

BETWEEN KYLE AND CAMILLE,

AND BECAUSE IT TOOK PLACE OFF-CAMERA,

EXACTLY WHAT WAS SAID IS STILL UP FOR DEBATE.

BUT THIS MUCH WE DO KNOW.

THE FALLOUT OF THEIR PRIVATE CONVERSATION

FUELED AN ENTIRE SEASON

OF ACCUSATIONS AND ARGUMENTS.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- KYLE AND I LEFT ON AN UNCOMFORTABLE NOTE.

- SHE SAYS TO ME, "WHY DOES THIS BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?"

- I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING INTERROGATED.

- I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY DOES WHAT BOTHER ME?"

- SHE CAME OUT WITH A REAL SNIDE COMMENT.

"WHY WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN YOU WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"

- LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT. I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS.

YOU HEARD THAT. I NEVER SAID THAT, CAMILLE.

- WELL, WHAT YOU SAID WAS, "I DON'T UNDERSTAND..."

- NO, YOU HEARD THAT.

FIRST OF ALL, DON'T BE INSECURE.

- SHE BROUGHT UP INSECURITY,

AND I WENT, "WHERE IS THAT COMING FROM?"

- I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

WHO TALKS LIKE THAT?

I DON'T THINK THAT. YOU THINK THAT.

- SHE JUST KEPT GETTING MADDER AND MADDER.

- YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR, CAMILLE.

- YOU KNOW, THE PERSON THAT REMAINS IN CONTROL

IS SOMEONE THAT WINS.

SHE LOST HER COOL. SORRY, KYLE.

YOU LOSE.

- I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH A WOMAN LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE.

I DON'T GET IT.

- MY HUSBAND IS AN A-LIST CELEBRITY.

HE'S RESPECTED IN HIS COMMUNITY.

THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT

AND THE LOCAL BEVERLY HILLS REALTOR.

- I RECEIVED THIS TEXT FROM CAMILLE.

SHE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, "WE WON'T BE DOING BUSINESS

WITH YOUR HUSBAND ANYMORE."

- OKAY, SO--SO LET'S START WITH THE REMARK.

- COULD WE REALLY TALK ABOUT WHAT REALLY WAS SAID?

- TALK TO ME. WHAT DID YOU HEAR

KYLE SAY ABOUT YOUR TRIP TO HAWAII?

- OKAY, WE WERE DISCUSSING OUR SPRING BREAK TRIP,

AND SHE ASKED ME, "WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING YOU

IN HAWAII FOR THE SHOW?"

AND THEN SHE WAS ASKING OTHER QUESTIONS LIKE,

"HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA BE THERE?"

THEN SHE ASKED ABOUT, "WHY DON'T YOU BRING

ANY OF THE OTHER GIRLS?" - I NEVER SAID

ANY OF THAT STUFF. I'M SORRY.

AND THAT'S THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE ACTUALLY

EVEN SAID THAT ONE, CAMILLE. BE HONEST.

- I'M BEING HONEST. - I NEVER SAID,

"WHY DON'T YOU BRING THE OTHER GIRLS?"

I NEVER SAID THAT. - I'M BEING HONEST.

- HAVE YOU EVER SAID THAT ONCE

THE WHOLE SEASON? - YOU ASKED ME.

SHE GOES, "WHY DON'T YOU BRING THE OTHER GIRLS?"

- THE STORY'S CHANGED SO MANY TIMES.

- NO, KYLE. NO. ENOUGH.

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU BULLYING ME,

AND NOW IS MY TIME TO TAKE MY POWER

AND TELL YOU YOU'RE WRONG.

- THAT'S NOT THE TRUTH, CAMILLE.

- NO, 'CAUSE YOU CALLED ME DELUSIONAL,

AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

SO THEN SHE KEPT ASKING ME ABOUT THE TRIP.

THEN SHE ASKED ME IF KELSEY WAS COMING ALONG WITH ME,

AND I SAID, "NO, HE'S NOT BECAUSE HE'S WORKING

ON THE PLAY IN NEW YORK."

AND THEN SHE SAID, "WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING YOU

WITHOUT KELSEY BEING THERE?"

- I NEVER SAID THAT. - IT WASN'T EVEN A BIG DEAL.

BUT, KYLE, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.

- CAMILLE, CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHING

SINCE WE CAN BE HONEST HERE?

SINCE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE SHOW?

- BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HONEST.

- YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HONEST.

- THIS WHOLE SEASON WAS SET UP TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD.

AND THIS WAS THE HONEST TRUTH, BECAUSE I DON'T--

- OKAY, CAN YOU ASK ME NOW WHAT WAS SAID THAT DAY?

- WHAT DID YOU HEAR THAT DAY?

- FIRST OF ALL, CAMILLE, YOU WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS SHOW,

LET'S BE HONEST, BECAUSE I CALLED YOU UP AND I SAID,

"WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN THE CAST

OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS?"

- AND WHAT DID I SAY?

I'M NOT REALLY THAT INTERESTED IN IT.

- SO SHE WAS NOT INTO IT.

SHE REALLY WASN'T. - YOU KNEW EACH OTHER...

- AS MY HUSBAND'S CLIENTS.

- RIGHT, BECAUSE OF MAURICIO. - RIGHT.

SHE WAS NOT INTO IT.

I SAID, "WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TALK TO KELSEY

"AND SEE WHAT HE THINKS?

YOU KNOW, WHY SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?"

AND SHE SAID, "YEAH, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT."

- THAT IS TRUE.

- RIGHT, SO THAT DAY, WHEN WE SPOKE,

SHE SAID, "I'M GOING TO HAWAII TOMORROW."

AND I SAID, "OH, WOW, OH, MY GOD.

YOU MUST BE TIRED. HERE WE'VE BEEN IN VEGAS ALL WEEKEND."

I SAID, "IS KELSEY MEETING YOU?" AND SHE SAID, "NO."

AND I SAID, "OH, REALLY?"

'CAUSE I'M THINKING THAT'S NORMAL FOR YOUR HUSBAND

TO MEET YOU ON SPRING BREAK.

AND THEN I SAID, "ARE YOU TAKING A GIRLFRIEND?"

AND SHE SAID, "NO." AND I SAID, "OH, REALLY?"

'CAUSE NOW I'M THINKING, WOW, SHE'S GOING WITH JUST THE KIDS,

SO THEN SHE SAYS TO ME,

"WHY DOES THIS BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?"

AND I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WHY DOES WHAT BOTHER ME?"

- I SAID, "OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS."

- YOU SAID, "I CAN FEEL YOUR TENSION."

- "I CAN FEEL YOUR TENSION,

"AND I FEEL THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE

A PROBLEM WITH THIS." - YOU FELT THAT.

BUT I DIDN'T. WHY WOULD I WANT YOU ON THE SHOW

AND THEN NOT WANT THEM TO FILM YOU, CAMILLE?

- IT ACTUALLY IS AN INSECURITY ISSUE

BECAUSE WHAT YOU HEARD-- - YES.

- WHAT YOU HEARD WAS,

WHY WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN YOU

WITHOUT YOUR BIG STAR HUSBAND?

- THAT'S HOW IT TURNED-- THAT'S WHAT IT TURNED INTO.

- BUT I NEVER SAID THAT.

I NEVER THOUGHT KELSEY WOULD EVER BE FILMED

IN THIS SHOW.

- YEAH, BUT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT SHOOTING.

- IF YOUR HUSBAND WAS A PLUMBER, WOULD IT BE NORMAL

IF I SAID, "IS BOB COMING?"

- BUT YOU WERE ASKING ABOUT SHOOTING IN HAWAII

AND WHY WERE THEY SHOOTING ME IN HAWAII.

- I NEVER SAID, "WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING YOU?", CAMILLE.

WHY WOULDN'T THEY SHOOT YOU?

THEY WERE SHOOTING THE SIX OF US,

AND I WANTED YOU ON THE SHOW.

I WANTED YOU ON THE SHOW. - KYLE, STOP.

YOU BULLY ME ALL THE TIME.

- QUIT USING THE BUZZWORD OF THE MOMENT, CAMILLE, OKAY?

- OH, NO, IT'S YOU ARE A BULLY.

AND YOU STARTED THE WHOLE DELUSIONAL THING,

SO EVERYBODY IN AMERICA THINKS I'M DELUSIONAL--

- NO, BECAUSE YOU SAY THINGS THAT AREN'T TRUE, CAMILLE.

YOU'VE DONE IT TO YOURSELF.

- I AM NOT A LIAR. I DON'T LIE.

- WELL, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

WHY WOULD I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

- YOU WERE GETTING UPTIGHT.

- WHY? WHY DID I ASK YOU TO JOIN THE CAST THEN?

- THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH JOINING THE CAST.

- YES, IT DOES, CAMILLE,

BECAUSE I THOUGHT THAT YOU WOULD BE A GREAT ADDITION,

BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU LOOK, BECAUSE OF YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOMES.

WHY WOULDN'T I WANT THAT SHOWN?

- 'CAUSE YOU NEEDED A TARGET.

- OH, CAMILLE, PLEASE.

- DO YOU THINK SHE SET YOU UP? YOU THINK SHE SET YOU UP?

- I DON'T THINK SHE SET ME UP. I DON'T THINK SHE SET ME UP.

- HOLD ON. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

BECAUSE YOU SAID SHE BULLIED YOU

AND RUINED YOUR REPUTATION.

- SHE DID.

- SO HOW DID SHE DO THAT? - IF YOU HAD NOT DONE THAT

IN VEGAS, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.

- I WANT TO KNOW HOW SHE BULLIED YOU

AND RUINED YOUR REPUTATION.

- BECAUSE SHE'D KEEP-- ANY TIME WE WERE TOGETHER,

SHE'D KEEP SAYING I ATTACK HER.

I'VE NEVER ATTACKED YOU.

- WELL, JERRY, FROM LEBANON, OHIO, SAYS,

"CAMILLE, YOU'RE VERY SNEAKY.

"YOU PROVOKE TROUBLE AND THEN SWITCH OVER

"AND PLAY THE VICTIM.

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEE YOURSELF AS THE VICTIM?"

- HMM. DO I SEE MYSELF AS THE VICTIM?

GOD, I DON'T KNOW.

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

PLAY SNEAKY.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PLAY SNEAKY?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT.

I MEAN, I KNOW I GRIN

AND I GRIMACE A LOT,

BUT WHEN I GET NERVOUS,

I LAUGH.

YOU KNOW, AT THE TABLE WHEN WE WERE IN NEW YORK,

I WAS TERRIFIED.

I FELT LIKE I WAS UNDER ATTACK BY KYLE.

I KNOW SHE FELT THE OPPOSITE,

SO I FELT LIKE I WAS UNDER ATTACK.

- UPSTAIRS, I APOLOGIZED TO YOU.

- YES. - EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T SAY

THOSE THINGS, I WANTED TO MAKE PEACE.

AND I THOUGHT, WHATEVER I HAVE TO SAY

TO MAKE PEACE, AND THEN WHEN THE CAMERAS WERE DOWN,

YOU CAME AND ATTACKED ME.

- I DIDN'T ATTACK YOU.

- YES, YOU DID. - YES, HOLD ON A SECOND.

[overlapping shouting]

WHEN WE WERE UPSTAIRS,

NOW THIS IS WHERE IT GOES WRONG.

TAYLOR SAID SOMETHING TO CAMILLE.

AND SHE WAS WRONG TO DO THAT.

AND CAMILLE GOT VERY UPSET. THE CAMERAS WERE DOWN.

SHE CAME DOWNSTAIRS AND CONFRONTED US.

- TALK ABOUT CATTY.

WHY GO AND DO THAT?

WHY GO UPSTAIRS AND STIR UP THE POT?

- THERE WAS NO POT-STIRRING GOING ON.

- OBVIOUSLY THEY HAD JUST MADE PEACE,

AND THEN FOR YOU TO GO AND SAY, "WELL, THIS WAS SAID

IN THE AIRPORT," WHEN CLEARLY--

- BUT THAT DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO--

- IT WAS UNNECESSARY. IT WAS UNNECESSARY.

- LISTEN, IF I COULD REWIND,

I WOULD NEVER HAVE EVEN HAD ANY CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.

- TAYLOR, WHY DID YOU STIR IT UP AND THEN NOT OWN IT?

- BUT I DIDN'T STIR IT UP.

MY CONVERSATION WITH CAMILLE

WAS ABOUT ME SAYING, "KIM TALKED TO ME IN THE AIRPORT,"

'CAUSE KIM AND I NEVER TALK,

KIM AND I DON'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP,

SO I WAS SAYING THAT TO HER-- - THAT SOUNDS

LIKE STIRRING THE POT A LITTLE BIT.

- BUT IT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL.

WHEN I SAID THE WORD INSECURE,

I DIDN'T KNOW THE VERY LAST THING KYLE SAID TO HER WAS,

"DON'T BE SO INSECURE."

SO WHEN SHE HEARD ME SAY INSECURE--

- SO THAT STRUCK A CHORD IN ME.

- THAT STRUCK A CHORD IN HER. - INSTANTLY.

AND I WENT-- - WHY DID THAT STRIKE A CHORD?

- WHY, BECAUSE-- - PEOPLE SAY THAT PEOPLE

WHO ARE INSECURE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO REACT THE STRONGEST

AGAINST THE WORD INSECURE.

COMING UP... - OUCH.

THAT'S HARSH. WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS SO CATTY.

- YEAH, IT WAS CATTY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

- PEOPLE SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE INSECURE

ARE THE PEOPLE WHO REACT

THE STRONGEST AGAINST THE WORD INSECURE.

- ABSOLUTELY, AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT I'M NOT INSECURE.

ABSOLUTELY. I'M SURE I WAS FEELING INSECURE AT THE TIME.

MY HUSBAND WAS LEAVING ME.

HE WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR BEHIND MY BACK.

- WE ALL HAVE A LITTLE INSECURITY.

- THERE WAS A LOT OF STUFF

THAT WAS GOING ON IN MY PERSONAL LIFE.

AND ALSO IN TERMS OF THE SHOW, I THOUGHT, WOW.

- BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT AT THAT POINT.

- HE WASN'T RETURNING MY PHONE CALLS.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT HE HAD A LOVER AT THAT TIME,

AND THAT WAS GOING ON, BUT I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF.

- ARE YOU OVERLY SENSITIVE ABOUT THE WAY

THAT PEOPLE PERCEIVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR HUSBAND

IS SO FAMOUS? - YOU KNOW WHAT, TO BE HONEST,

MAYBE YES. I WILL SAY YES TO THAT.

YES. OF COURSE.

AND THAT IS HONEST. ABSOLUTELY.

- AND DO YOU THINK YOU BROUGHT THAT

INTO THIS CONVERSATION?

- MAYBE. I MEAN, YES.

THERE COULD BE SOME SENSITIVITY

TOWARDS THAT. - I TRIED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU

IN NEW YORK, CAMILLE, AND I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE UPSTAIRS.

- IT SEEMS LIKE YOU APOLOGIZED TO EACH OTHER

SEVERAL TIMES.

- THEY PUT IT TO BED, AND THEN BANG!

- SO THERE'S STILL A LOT OF TENSION THERE.

- MM-HMM.

- WELL, MELODY, FROM CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE,

EMAILED BRAVOTV.COM AND SAID,

"I BELIEVE CAMILLE BECAUSE, IF KYLE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH

"THEN IN NEW YORK, WHY DIDN'T HER OWN SISTER

COME TO HER DEFENSE?"

WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK THAT YOU COULD HAVE ENDED IT?

- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THESE ARE ALL KYLE'S FRIENDS.

I DON'T KNOW THESE GIRLS THAT WELL.

I DON'T KNOW HER RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OF THEM.

I'VE ALWAYS HAD MY SISTER'S BACK,

AND I ALWAYS WILL.

AND I DON'T LIKE BEING PUT ON THE SPOT.

THAT'S NOT MY THING.

DON'T PUT ME ON THE SPOT.

AND THEN, THE NEXT THING I KNOW,

WATCH, I GET INVOLVED,

AND THEN THESE TWO MAKE UP,

AND THEN THEY HAVE THIS GREAT FRIENDSHIP,

AND THEN, ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M INVITED AGAIN,

AND THEN NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO ME.

YOU KNOW...

- OH. - AT THAT POINT,

I DIDN'T EVEN CARE REALLY.

I JUST--THE CONFLICT, I WAS SPEECHLESS.

- DO YOU THINK THAT KYLE IS JEALOUS OF YOU?

- NO, I DON'T.

- WELL, NOW YOU SAY THAT AFTER YOU'VE REALIZED

THAT EVERYONE HAS LAUGHED AT YOU SAYING THAT FOR A WHOLE SEASON.

SO...

- OUCH. THAT'S HARSH.

- I'M SORRY. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID ALL SEASON THAT I WAS.

NOW THE BLOGS HAVE ALL SAID--

- BUT THAT WAS SO CATTY. WHAT YOU JUST SAID WAS SO CATTY.

- YEAH, IT WAS CATTY. YOU'RE RIGHT.

THAT WAS.

- NEXT TIME...

- I THINK DOING PORNO IS A LOT MORE CORRUPT

THAN DOING A TASTEFUL SPREAD IN PLAYBOY.

- HOW I KEPT MY HANDS OFF HIM

WHEN HE SAID TO ME,

"I [bleep] HATE YOUR WIFE, AND I HATE YOU,

AND I HATE YOUR [bleep] KIDS."

I WAS DUMBSTRUCK.

HATE HIM. HATE HIM.

- I AM NOT A LIAR. I DON'T LIE.

- I THINK THERE ARE ISSUES THAT NEED TO BE CONFRONTED

THAT HAVEN'T REALLY.

- WHAT ISSUES? - MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK KIM.

- DO YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM?

- TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE REAL HOUSEWIVES,

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