Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY THIS SEASON...

- SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE INTERESTED IN YOU

WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"

WELL, OW, THAT HURTS. - SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

- THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID.

- YOU'RE SUCH A [bleep] LIAR, CAMILLE.

- I LOVE THE PUPPY.

- SHOULD I CLEAN UP NOW, OR--?

- NO, YOU GO GET YOUR DOG.

I FEEL LIKE I HAVE THIS LIFE THAT I WANT TO CELEBRATE.

I JUST WISH HE WOULD CELEBRATE WITH ME.

- DO YOU LIKE THIS? - NO.

- WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW. - THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME?

WE'VE BEEN BICKERING SINCE, YOU KNOW,

THE FIRST NIGHT WE MET.

- WHEN WE WERE IN NEW YORK, I THINK IT WAS TAYLOR

THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT FIASCO,

I REALLY DO.

- YOU HAVE A HOUSE, YOU HAVE A HUSBAND,

YOU HAVE KIDS, YOU KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GONNA LIVE.

I DON'T.

- I PROMISED MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS DYING

THAT I WOULD LOOK AFTER MY SISTER KIM.

AND BY THE WAY, A LITTLE THANK YOU NOW AND THEN WOULDN'T HURT.

I CANNOT KEEP THIS PROMISE TO MY MOM.

- I LOVE YOU.

BE SAFE.

- I'M NOT GONNA PRETEND THAT 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE

IS EASY ALL THE TIME.

I--I HAVE TO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON.

- OH, OKAY, SO...

- THANKS FOR COMING.

- OH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

MY HUSBAND CALLED ME AND TOLD ME

THAT HE WAS DONE WITH OUR MARRIAGE.

HEY. - SO...

- AND THEN HE SAID, "WHY DON'T WE DO THIS?

"IF YOU COME TO THE TONYS,

"MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND.

LET'S JUST SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT."

MWAH. CONGRATULATIONS. AND GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.

- THANK YOU. - I LOVE YOU.

- THANK YOU.

- IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVE IT ALL, BUT I WANT MORE.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS, IT'S WHO YOU KNOW,

AND I KNOW EVERYONE.

- MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE, NOT WHO I AM.

- I WAS A CHILD STAR,

AND NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE IS BEING A MOTHER.

- IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES,

I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME.

- IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW

AND SHINE.

[cork pops] - NICE.

- ALL RIGHT.

- NICE.

- HERE WE GO. - RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE.

- WELL, HERE'S TO, UH, HERE'S TO THE TONYS.

HERE'S TO LOVE. HERE IS TO LOVE.

ISN'T THAT NICE? HERE.

- GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.

- 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE.

- THERE YOU GO.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

I WAS VERY APPREHENSIVE TO BE ARM IN ARM

WITH MY HUSBAND AT THE TONYS.

IN MY HEART, I FELT THAT WE COULD WORK IT OUT.

YOU KNOW, WE'VE WORKED THROUGH THINGS BEFORE,

AND I THOUGHT, "OH, THIS IS JUST A PHASE.

"HE MIGHT BE GOING THROUGH A MID-LIFE CRISIS.

WE'RE GONNA WORK THIS OUT."

- OOPS.

- NICE. - OKAY.

- I HAVE A LOT OF GOWN.

- LOT OF GOWN. - IT'S A LOT OF GOWN.

- OKAY. HAVE A LOT OF GOWN.

- SHE CAN TAKE UP ONE WHOLE SEAT HERSELF.

- IT'S ALMOST LIKE, YOU KNOW,

IT'S LIKE THE DEATH OF A RELATIVE OR A LOVED ONE.

I MEAN, THIS LOSS,

THIS PROFOUND LOSS.

JUST...INTENSE FEELING OF, YOU KNOW, LONELINESS.

I HOPE YOU WIN.

- I'VE WON ALREADY.

JUST THE NIGHT AND EVERYTHING.

IT'S LIKE WINNING ALREADY.

- I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY ME HE WON ALREADY,

'CAUSE HE HAS ME IN HIS LIFE, BUT...

- UH, YES.

- THANK YOU.

- THESE ARE ALL TRUE THINGS AS WELL.

I'M JUST, UH...

- IT'S A MUCH DIFFERENT SCENARIO

WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED TO A CELEBRITY,

BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET DIVORCED,

IT'S NOT A PRIVATE DIVORCE. THE WORLD KNOWS.

- ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL SEE YOU GUYS AT THE SEATS.

- YES, WE'RE SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

- ALL RIGHT. GREAT.

- I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD,

POSITIVE THING FOR HIM

TO GO DO A PLAY THAT-- YOU KNOW, ON BROADWAY.

HELLO.

- HI. HOW'S IT GOING?

[woman screams]

- [imitates scream]

HI.

- BUT I NEVER THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD LEAVE ME.

[cheering]

- YEAH, KELSEY!

- IT JUST FELT UNCOMFORTABLE

KNOWING WHAT WAS GOING ON EMOTIONALLY

BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US,

AND KNOWING THAT HE WAS--

HE WANTED OUT.

IT WAS...

THAT WAS A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE EVENING.

AND ALL I KNEW WAS, YOU KNOW, SMILE.

- KELSEY!

- KELSEY, SECOND ROW!

KELSEY, RIGHT HERE!

- SO WE'VE GOT TO TALLY ALL THE CELEBRITIES WITH THE RECIPES.

- DO YOU WANT ME TO BRING THE PHOTOGRAPHS...

- YEAH, YOU GOT THEM? - OKAY. I DO.

- HEY, HI. - HI.

- YOU KNOW TAYLOR.

- HI. - HI, DARLING.

- I DON'T WANT TO INTERRUPT.

- NO, WE'RE FINISHING UP.

WE'RE DOING A VILLA BLANCA COOKBOOK, AND IT'S A NIGHTMARE.

I'LL SEE YOU ON SUNDAY. - DEFINITELY. THANK YOU.

- BEEN TRYING TO DO IT FOR, LIKE, MONTHS,

AND WE'RE FINALLY GONNA PUT IT TO BED.

- WELL, SAVE ME A COPY. I COULD USE ONE.

- AH, YES, TAYLOR, MY BEST FRIEND'S NEW BEST FRIEND.

DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST--

SHOPPING, I SEE.

- ONLY SECOND TO YOU, MY DARLING.

YES, I DID PICK UP A FEW THINGS.

SO HOW'VE YOU BEEN?

- GOOD. GLASS OF ROSE?

- PLEASE. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

MUCH TO MY CHAGRIN,

RUSSELL'S THROWING ME A BIRTHDAY PARTY.

- OH, REALLY?

- I'D LOVE FOR YOU AND KIM TO COME.

- OKAY.

- IT'S GONNA BE AT THE RAFFLES. IT SHOULD BE FUN.

YOU KNOW, ON THE ROOFTOP.

- AND HE'S THROWING YOU A BIRTHDAY?

- YEAH. - THAT'S NICE.

- NICE, RIGHT? I KNOW.

I'M SURE HIS ASSISTANT'S DOING MOST OF THE DIRTY WORK,

BUT THAT'S OKAY. YOU KNOW, SO...

I'LL TAKE IT.

- WELL, WHAT ABOUT CAMILLE?

IS SHE COMING BACK FROM NEW YORK?

- YOU KNOW, SHE'S AT THE TONYS,

AND I THINK SHE'S GONNA MAKE IT BACK IN TIME.

YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE GOAL.

- ALL RIGHTY THEN.

- I KNOW. IT COULD BE INTERESTING.

WELL, WE'LL SEE.

I THINK EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

- I WANTED TO CLEAR UP THE NEW YORK THING,

BECAUSE IT'S NEVER REALLY BEEN PUT TO BED

WHAT HAPPENED WITH CAMILLE,

AND IT KEEPS REARING ITS UGLY HEAD.

NOW WE'RE ALONE.

NOW, I WANT YOU TO BE TOTALLY HONEST WITH ME.

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY TO CAMILLE

UP IN THAT PENTHOUSE IN NEW YORK?

DON'T LAUGH. I WANT TO KNOW.

BECAUSE IT ABSOLUTELY CREATED A FIASCO.

I MEAN, IT WAS JUST A NIGHTMARE.

SHE CAME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE SHE HAD A ROCK IN HER BRA.

- 'CAUSE I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE IN THAT ROOM,

AND I THOUGHT WE'D FIX IT,

AND YOU CAME DOWN HERE AND WERE RUDE.

- I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK I'M SO INSECURE.

- CAMILLE ASKED ME IN THE BATHROOM,

"HOW WAS YOUR TRIP IN WITH THE OTHER GIRLS?"

AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, WE HAD FUN.

BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE AIRPORT WITH KIM WAS,

SHE WANTED TO TALK IN DEPTH ABOUT CAMILLE

AND HER SELF-ESTEEM IN REGARD TO BEING MARRIED TO A CELEBRITY.

SHE ASKED ME SPECIFICALLY,

WHICH I RECOUNTED TO CAMILLE,

SHE SAID, "OH, SO CAMILLE'S INSECURE.

OH, SO YOU'RE SAYING CAMILLE'S INSECURE."

AND THEN WE GO DOWNSTAIRS TO DINNER,

AND THE FIRST THING KIM DID WHEN THE FIGHT ENSUED

IS LEAN ACROSS THE TABLE AT ME AND SAID,

"YOU SAID CAMILLE'S INSECURE."

- WELL, TAYLOR, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THAT.

I'M SERIOUS.

- WHY WOULD I EVER SAY CAMILLE'S INSECURE?

DON'T--DON'T--DO NOT [bleep] DRAG ME INTO THIS,

'CAUSE I--I GUARANTEE YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE HERE.

SHE DOESN'T GO TO THE DEFENSE OF HER SISTER.

SHE DOESN'T MEDIATE BETWEEN THE TWO OF 'EM.

- I JUST DON'T THINK ANYTHING NEEDS TO BE STIRRED UP

BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

GET WHAT I'M SAYING?

I JUST THINK-- KEEP OUT OF IT.

- LISA, NOW, I WASN'T IN IT.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE IN IT.

I WASN'T IN THE FIRST CONVERSATION

BETWEEN CAMILLE AND KYLE.

I LIKE THEM BOTH.

I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH KIM.

I FEEL LIKE SHE WAS BAITING ME IN THE AIRPORT.

- I KNEW TAYLOR HAD SAID SOMETHING TO CAMILLE,

BUT I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FIG

WHAT KIM SAID TO TAYLOR.

I JUST WANT THERE TO BE PEACE

BETWEEN US ONCE AND FOR ALL.

ALL I'M SAYING IS I DON'T WANT IT TO END UP

IN A SITUATION LIKE WE HAD IN NEW YORK.

IT WAS ENOUGH.

AND REALLY--AND THEN IT CAME UP AGAIN

AT THE DINNER PARTY.

WE'LL HAVE TO SORT IT OUT WITH KIM.

- I'M GONNA SORT IT OUT WITH KIM.

- I WANT IT PUT TO BED.

- I THINK SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT WITH KIM

IS A HIGH-RISK PROPOSITION,

BUT IF I NEED TO DO THAT

IN ORDER TO PUT THIS WHOLE THING TO BED,

THEN I GUESS I'LL JUMP INTO THE FIRE FEET FIRST.

- CHEERS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- THANK YOU, DARLING.

- HI.

- HI, KIM.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

AS FAR AS THE WORD "APPEARANCE,"

FOR ME AT HOME, I'M REALLY OKAY

WITH JUST A PAIR OF SWEATS AND A T-SHIRT,

MY HAIR IN A PONYTAIL.

BUT I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY.

WHEN I WAS MARRIED TO MY EX-HUSBAND,

THE GUARDS WOULD OPEN THE GATE

AND OUR BUTLER WOULD OPEN THE DOOR,

AND YOU'D FIND US OUT BACK

WITH CHEF'S HATS AND FLIP-FLOPS ON.

- WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR HERE?

- I'M, LIKE, KIND OF HANGING OUT WITH THESE GIRLS,

DOING LUNCHES AND GOING PLACES.

I DON'T KNOW, EVERYBODY'S GOT BEAUTIFUL EYELASHES AND MAKEUP,

AND, LIKE, THEY ALWAYS SAY,

"YOU HAVE THE WRONG COLOR ON YOUR LIPS."

AND I--I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- I'LL TEACH YOU, LIKE, EVERY DAY, EASY.

- BUT I WANT, LIKE, SOMETHING TO SPRUCE UP MY--

YOU KNOW, SPICE UP MY GAME.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SHOWING UP TO TAYLOR'S PARTY,

YOU KNOW, LOOKING AND FEELING FABULOUS.

I'D LIKE TO HAVE MY HAIR AND MY MAKEUP DONE,

AND HAVE ON A PRETTY OUTFIT.

- I CAN SHOW YOU, EXPLAIN TO YOU.

THEN YOU'RE GONNA TRY TO DO ON ONE SIDE

WHAT I'M DOING ON THE OTHER SIDE.

SO--TO SEE WHAT--

YOU KNOW, I NEED TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.

YES, YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION.

- MY WHOLE LIFE, WHEN I'M WORKING,

THEY DO MY HAIR, THEY DO MY MAKEUP.

I WORKED EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY CHILDHOOD.

MY SISTERS, THEY WORKED, BUT NOT LIKE I DID.

- OKAY, SO FIRST ON YOUR EYES,

IT'S ALL ABOUT BLENDING AND LAYERING.

- IT WAS MY JOB THAT,

YOU KNOW, BOUGHT OUR HOME AND BOUGHT OUR CARS,

AND BASICALLY TOOK CARE OF OUR LIFESTYLE.

- DAB IT ON ON THE LID.

- I CAN FEEL WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

OKAY.

- OKAY, LET'S SEE. HERE.

OKAY, WE USE--

YOU SEE, YOU'RE FLAT. USE IT FLAT.

USE A FLAT BRUSH. FLAT. AND DAB IT ON THE LID.

- MINE DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE YOURS.

- IT TAKES PRACTICE.

- I'M ALREADY...

SEE, LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH YOURS LOOKS.

- BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DAB IT ON.

LOOK WHAT I DID. I WENT LIKE THIS.

- MAYBE THAT'S WHY KYLE KNOWS HOW TO DO HER MAKEUP

AND I DON'T.

SHE HAD MORE FRIENDS.

SHE HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL MORE THAN I DID.

BECAUSE I WORKED MORE.

I THINK MAYBE SHE FORGETS THAT.

- HEALTHY, GLOWY, YOUTHFUL.

- RIGHT. 17 AGAIN.

- COME ON, LISA.

- WE'RE READY.

- OH, WOW.

- MY FRIEND, ALAN DEL ROSARIO,

HE'S COME BY WITH SOME DRESSES THAT WE'VE DESIGNED TOGETHER,

AND I'LL SEE WHAT I'M GONNA WEAR

FOR TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY.

- I'M THINKING OF DOING THIS.

- WHAT ABOUT THAT?

- I THINK IT SHOULD BE-- [laughs]

I HAD THE SAME IDEA.

- I LOVE IT. OKAY, NEXT.

- WELL, WELL, WELL. - CUTE?

- THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ERROR, IS THERE?

- BUT THE LINING AT THE BACK.

I KNOW IT'S NEW PATTERN.

- OKAY, I THINK THIS IS NEW PATTERN.

- OKAY, PURPLE.

- WOW, LOOK AT THE KNOCKERS.

THIS IS SO GOOD.

- I THINK IT'S GORGEOUS, YEAH.

WE'RE GOING TO TAYLOR'S PARTY,

AND CEDRIC'S COMING WITH US, OF COURSE,

BUT I THINK THINGS HAVE GOT TO CHANGE PRETTY SOON.

I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO COME BETWEEN THE RELATIONSHIP

BETWEEN MY HUSBAND AND I.

- COMING UP...

- WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT SHE'S DESTROYING A FAMILY?

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- IS THAT THE DRESS YOU'RE GONNA WEAR?

- SHOULD I WEAR A DIFFERENT ONE?

- OH, BABY.

YOU LOOK HOT.

- THIS IS TOO MUCH. TOO, LIKE...

- WELL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

I MEAN, YOU LOOK SUPER GOOD.

- I JUST GOT STUCK IN THIS,

TANGLED IN THESE THINGS FOR 20 MINUTES.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I CAN GET THIS OFF.

- THAT DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL.

- OH, GOD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.

I FEEL LIKE THE PAST FEW MONTHS,

THE GIRLS AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER.

IT'S THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER.

WE'RE ALL GONNA BE GOING AWAY AND GOING ON VACATION,

SO I THINK WE'LL PROBABLY BE SEEING LESS OF EACH OTHER

FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

- WE NEED TO LEAVE.

- OKAY, WE GOT TO GO.

IT'S PROBABLY A GOOD THING.

BYE, GIRLS.

- TAYLOR, THE LIMO'S HERE.

WE'RE LATE, AND OUR GUESTS ARE WAITING.

- WE'RE ON THE WAY TO THIS GREAT BIRTHDAY

THAT HE'S PLANNED FOR ME,

AND I'M JUST HOPING WE CAN SET

ALL OF OUR EMOTIONAL ISSUES ASIDE

AND JUST HAVE SOME FUN TOGETHER AND LAUGH AND SEE OUR FRIENDS,

AND JUST SOME FUN.

- OKAY.

- I DO MY VERY BEST TO JUST ALWAYS HOPE FOR THE BEST

AND TO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT MY LIFE WOULD BE LIKE

IF RUSSELL AND I WEREN'T TO MAKE IT,

BECAUSE IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT I'M REALLY HOPING

IS NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

- HEY.

- HOW ARE YOU? - NOT GOOD.

- NO, I'M SURE NOT.

- OH.

IT WAS TAYLOR'S BIG BIRTHDAY PARTY,

AND I JUST COULDN'T MAKE IT.

I COULDN'T PULL MYSELF TOGETHER.

I WAS SICK. SICK TO MY STOMACH.

I FELT BAD, BUT WHAT I WAS GOING THROUGH WAS JUST--

THE PAIN WAS TOO GREAT FOR ME TO GO ANYWHERE.

I COULDN'T LEAVE MY HOUSE.

I REMEMBER WALKING DOWN THE RED CARPET

AND HIM BEING SO COLD,

AND ANY TIME THEY ASKED US QUESTIONS ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE,

HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

HE TURNED AWAY FROM ME.

NOT ONLY DID HE IGNORE ME MOST OF THE EVENING

WHEN HE WAS SITTING THERE,

HE IGNORED ANY QUESTION ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP,

OUR MARRIAGE, OUR CHILDREN,

HE DID NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

I MEAN, I SHAKE WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

AND WHEN WE GOT BACK FROM THE TONYS,

HE LAID DOWN NEXT TO ME AND PUT HIS ARM AROUND ME,

AND HE SNUCK OUT SOON AS I WENT TO SLEEP.

WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 13--

HELLO, 14 YEARS.

MARRIED FOR ALMOST 13.

WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

I MEAN...

WHEN I GOT TO OUR APARTMENT BUILDING,

THE DOORMAN LOOKED AT ME AND ASKED ME WHO I WAS,

AND I SAID, "OKAY, I'M MRS. GRAMMER."

AND THEY LOOKED AT ME.

I SAID, "YES, NO, I'M MRS. GRAMMER."

AND THEY SAID, "NO, YOU'RE NOT."

SAID, "UH, EXCUSE ME, I'M KELSEY GRAMMER'S WIFE.

I'M CAMILLE GRAMMER."

THEY LOOKED AT ME, AND THEY GO,

"NO, YOU'RE NOT MRS. GRAMMER."

SO I HAD TO SHOW MY I.D.

HOW MORTIFYING IS THAT?

I WAS DEVASTATED,

'CAUSE SOMEBODY'S IN THE APARTMENT AS MRS. GRAMMER.

IT'S JUST NOT ME.

I'M JUST WONDERING WHO WAS THERE IN THE APARTMENT.

I'M JUST-- IT'S JUST SO MUCH.

WHOEVER THIS IS,

I MEAN, I DO, IN MY HEART, BELIEVE IT'S A WOMAN.

I MEAN, DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT SHE'S DESTROYING A FAMILY?

- I FELT SO BAD.

- SHE'S DESTROYING MY FAMILY.

SHE'S DESTROYING MY-- MY CHILDREN.

THEY'RE GONNA BE JUST DEVASTATED WITHOUT THEIR DAD.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- WOW. THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

REALLY, REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

- HI. - HI.

HOW YOU BEEN? - HI, LADY.

- HI. GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW ARE YOU?

- SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- HELLO.

THANK YOU.

- WELL... - HELLO, YOU.

- HI.

- I LOVE THOSE SHOES.

- I KNOW. THESE SHOES ARE AMAZING.

WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?

- IT'S GIA...

- GIANFRANCO FERRE? OH, REALLY?

- YES. - OH, THEY'RE SO PRETTY.

THEY LOOK LIKE DOROTHY SHOES.

- THEY DO, RIGHT?

- THEY'RE GORGEOUS, AREN'T THEY?

- I SAW THESE-- THIS IS LISA.

- SHE WOULD HAVE HAD THOSE.

- OF COURSE SHE WOULD HAVE.

I KNOW. I KNOW, SHE WOULD HAVE. I KNOW.

- OOH, LOOK HOW PRETTY.

- HI. HOW ARE YOU? HOW'S EVERYTHING?

- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - GOOD.

- I KNOW. MY GOD, WE'RE ALL BEHIND.

HI. SHE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

MY SISTER WAS TYPICALLY LATE.

I ALWAYS FEEL, LIKE, EMBARRASSED OR GUILTY, YOU KNOW?

BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

SHE'S NOT MY CHILD.

AH!

HELLO.

- IT'S ONLY ME PINCHING YOUR BUTT.

- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD.

- IS CAMILLE HERE? DID SHE COME?

- I DON'T THINK SHE'S COMING.

WE'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT WITHOUT HER.

CHEERS.

- BE MORE FUN ANYWAY.

[laughs] I DON'T NEED PROBLEMS TONIGHT.

- IT WAS JUST, LIKE, EMOTIONAL TORTURE FOR ME.

IT WAS. HE JUST TORTURED ME.

I BEGGED HIM TO STAY IN THE MARRIAGE.

I BEGGED HIM--BEGGED HIM

TO TRY TO WORK IT OUT FOR THE KIDS.

I MEAN, WE HAVE TWO YOUNG CHILDREN.

I MEAN, JUDE'S ONLY FIVE YEARS OLD.

IT WAS JUST HARSH.

HE WAS SO CRUEL.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS MAN.

IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT MY HUSBAND.

NOT ANYMORE.

IT ALWAYS EMPOWERS HIM WHEN HE HOLDS ME DOWN.

IT'S, LIKE, HE'S ALWAYS HAD HIS THUMB HOLDING ME DOWN.

FROM LIFE. HE KEPT ME IN A CAGE.

OUR WHOLE MARRIAGE.

I MEAN, HE--HE SPLIT US APART.

HOW MANY FIGHTS DID WE HAVE

BECAUSE KELSEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU?

OR MY FRIENDS, OR HAVE FRIENDS, OR HAVE A CAREER,

OR EVEN HAVE A LIFE?

IT'S NOT FAIR TO ME. - I KNOW.

- IT'S NOT FAIR. BUT I STILL LOVE HIM.

- I KNOW, I KNOW.

- AND I WANT TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR THE KIDS.

- I KNOW, I KNOW.

- I WAS REDUCED TO BASICALLY NOTHING,

AND I'M CRYING AND BEGGING HIM,

"PLEASE, JUST RECONSIDER."

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- I HAVE A LOT TO THINK ABOUT.

IT WAS VERY--A VERY DIFFICULT DECISION FOR ME TO MAKE

TO FILE FOR DIVORCE, ULTIMATELY,

BUT I HAD-- I HAD NO OTHER CHOICE.

HE WAS ALREADY GONE.

- I'M SO SORRY.

- COMING UP...

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.

- ME? - YEAH.

- NO, YOU BETTER WATCH YOURS.

YOU DON'T SAY--NO.

DO NOT PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE LIKE THAT.

- HELLO. THANK YOU.

- THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! WHOO-HOO!

THE BIRTHDAY GIRL! WHOO-HOO!

- YOU LOOK AMAZING.

- MWAH!

- YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT OUTFIT. - DID I? OKAY.

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY. YOU LOOK AMAZING.

- THANK YOU. - I LOVE THIS.

I MEAN, HELLO, THIS IS GORGEOUS.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- MWAH. THANK YOU, HONEY.

- HELLO. - HELLO.

- HI. - HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

- GOOD. - GOOD.

- HAVE YOU MET--

- I LOVE YOU. OH, MY GOD.

OH, I MISS YOU.

AH, YES.

- OKAY, YOU LOOK FABULOUS.

- HI.

- WOW.

YOU'RE LOOKING--YES. STUNNING.

- YOU ARE LOOKING SEXY.

MY BEST FRIEND, MELODY.

- HI. ADRIENNE. HI. NICE TO MEET YOU.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- WE'RE VIRGOS. YEAH. THAT'S--YEAH.

- BEAUTIFUL. - CHEERS TO VIRGOS.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- ARE YOU SERIOUS?

- YES. - WOW.

- ALCOHOL AND MY SISTER DO NOT MIX WELL.

- HOW BAD? - NOT GOOD.

- KYLE SAYS THAT SHE THINKS KIM MIGHT BE DRUNK.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING WITH THIS.

THIS IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.

[glass clinking]

- YOU GONNA MAKE A SPEECH?

- I'M GONNA MAKE A SPEECH.

- COME ON. LET'S GO.

- [clears throat]

I WANT TO THANK EVERYBODY

FOR COMING TONIGHT TO TAYLOR'S 30th BIRTHDAY.

[cheers and applause]

- THANK YOU, HONEY.

- THERE YOU GO.

- IT'S BEEN A WONDERFUL YEAR.

UM, I...

REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THE NEXT YEAR,

AND, UM, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

- THANK YOU. [cheers and applause]

SO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

AND I'M NOT 30. I'M 39.

SO NEXT YEAR IT'S GONNA BE EVEN BIGGER AND BETTER.

- BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT SHE'S 39 AND REALLY HOT.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU, HONEY.

SO, THANK YOU.

- I FEEL, WITH RUSSELL,

I HAVEN'T CONNECTED WITH HIM AT ALL.

NOT ON ANY LEVEL.

I DON'T FEEL--I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S JUST WITH ME,

BUT I DON'T FEEL ANY CONNECTION.

AND I--I DON'T KNOW.

HE'S TAYLOR'S HUSBAND, NOT MINE.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

- HI, DARLING. - HI, LOVE.

WOW, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- EVERYTHING GOOD? - EVERYTHING'S GOOD.

IT'S, YOU KNOW, MY BIRTHDAY.

I'M GOING TO MEXICO TOMORROW,

SO TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY.

- I KNOW. I HEARD THAT.

MAYBE NOW IS, LIKE, THE TIME

YOU NEED TO GO FORWARD AND BE HONEST

WITH WHAT YOU WANT, YOU KNOW?

- YOU KNOW, JUST TO HAVE A CONVERSATION

ABOUT WHAT'S MISSING, AND WHAT EACH OF US NEEDS.

SO I THINK IT'S FAIR TO ASK THOSE QUESTIONS

AND TO PUT IN ALL OF THE EFFORT THAT WE CAN.

- I JUST HOPE THAT YOU'RE HONEST WITH YOURSELF

AND YOU, YOU KNOW, YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT FROM LIFE.

I'M NOT SURE ABOUT TAYLOR, REALLY.

I THINK SHE KIND OF CRAVES THAT BEVERLY HILLS LIFESTYLE,

MAYBE MORE THAN TRULY BEING HAPPY.

WE'RE THERE FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT, TAYLOR.

- I KNOW THAT YOU ARE.

- WE'RE ALL SUPPORTIVE

IN WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.

- THANK YOU.

- ADRIENNE. - YES?

- DO YOU WANT ANYTHING, OR WHAT?

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - DO YOU WANT SOME FOOD?

THEY HAVE RAVIOLI.

WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU WANT RAVIOLI?

WHAT KIND OF RAVIOLI IS THAT?

YOU WANT SOME?

- OH, WHAT IS THAT?

- THAT'S GARLIC BREAD.

THEY HAVE A VEGG-- - NO, NO, NO.

- NO? YOU DON'T WANT THOSE?

- CAN I USE THIS PLEASE?

- THAT'S VEGETARIAN.

- I'VE GOT IT. I KNOW.

- HOW ABOUT JUST A "THANK YOU"? THAT MIGHT BE...

YOU WANT SOME GNOCCHI? POTATO GNOCCHI?

- UH, NO, THANK YOU.

NO, I'M OKAY. THANK YOU.

- NO?

OH, WELL.

THAT WAS A BIG MEAL.

- I KNOW. REALLY. IT'S BEEN DIFFICULT.

HI. - HI.

YOU LOOK--COULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT?

I JUST--CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

FOR JUST A SECOND? - SURE.

- LISA STARTED ASKING ME

ABOUT WHY--HOW I, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

GOT INVOLVED IN THIS WHOLE ALTERCATION

WITH CAMILLE AND KYLE?

AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE IT ONLY HAD TO DO WITH YOU

KIND OF, LIKE, TRYING TO WIND ME UP IN L.A.X.,

AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO KIND OF GET THAT OFF MY CHEST,

BECAUSE I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

AND I FEEL LIKE YOU HAD ALL THE OPPORTUNITY

IN THE WORLD TO STOP WHAT WAS HAPPENING

BETWEEN CAMILLE AND KYLE,

AND INSTEAD IT WENT ON AND ON AND ON AND ON,

AND I REALLY FEEL LIKE

I SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN DRAGGED INTO IT.

- I FEEL LIKE NONE OF YOU COULD LET IT DIE.

- NONE OF WHO?

- NONE OF YOU.

MY SISTER WAS UPSET, EVERYBODY WAS TIRED,

AND EVERYBODY ELSE--

- BUT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT.

AND YOUR SISTER WAS TIRED. SHE WAS CRYING.

AND YOU WERE MAKING MATTERS WORSE.

- I DID DO SOMETHING TO STOP IT.

I HELD MY SISTER. I TOOK HER ASIDE.

AND EVERY ONE OF YOU KEPT COMING OVER.

- YOU HELD YOUR SISTER WHEN?

BECAUSE LISA'S THE ONE THAT TOOK YOUR SISTER OUT OF THERE.

- I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING.

EVERY ONE OF YOU, LIKE, STIRRED UP A LITTLE COMMOTION.

- HMM. - SO...

- THAT'S NOT HOW I RECALL IT. - THAT'S THE WAY I SEE IT.

- 'CAUSE THE WAY I RECALL, KYLE NEEDED YOU,

YOU WEREN'T THERE FOR HER...

AND I THINK THAT'S HOW KYLE SAW IT TOO.

BUT I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

- YOU CAN ASK MY SISTER.

- I WILL ASK YOUR SISTER.

I HAVE A GREAT RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR SISTER.

I'M HAPPY TO ASK HER.

- 'CAUSE I KNOW WHO YOU REALLY ARE.

- WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

- SHE'S BRINGING UP THE AIRPORT--

- NO, SHE'S SAYING THAT SHE'S THE ONE

THAT RESCUED YOU THE NIGHT THAT YOU WERE FIGHTING WITH CAMILLE.

- I NEVER SAID I RESCUED-- - YES, YOU DID.

- RESCUED ME? NO.

- I SAID THAT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT.

- THAT YOU TOOK HER OUT OF THE SITUATION.

AND I SAID, "NO, LISA TOOK HER OUT OF THE SITUATION."

YOU DIDN'T TAKE HER OUT OF THE SITUATION.

LISA TOOK HER OUT OF THE SITUATION.

- AND YOU'RE THE ONE THAT SAID THAT CAMILLE IS INSIGNIFICANT.

- NO, I SAID SHE FEELS INVISIBLE.

- INSIGNIFICANT.

- I THINK SHE WAS MAKING--

MADE HER FEEL LIKE SHE WAS INSIGNIFICANT WITHOUT KELSEY.

- SHE'S FEELING INSECURE. - YEAH.

- SHE SAID... - NO, I'M LOST.

- KEEP THAT IN THE AIRPORT.

- FILL ME IN HERE. I'M LOST.

- I'M TRYING TO.

SHE SAID IN THE AIRPORT I INSTIGATED HER.

- THE GIRLS WERE SO UPSET.

WHEN I SUGGESTED TAYLOR TALK TO KIM,

THIS WAS NOT WHAT I INTENDED AT ALL.

I WANTED TO FIX THINGS, NOT MAKE THEM WORSE.

- IT HAS TO DO WITH YOU

TRYING TO, LIKE, STIR UP TROUBLE.

- I'M JUST SAYING DON'T STIR UP DRAMA.

WE DON'T NEED IT.

- HAD A BEAUTIFUL, NEW DRESS ON,

AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE A NICE PARTY.

AND IT WAS, LIKE, I FELT ATTACKED BY ALL OF 'EM.

- DON'T INVOLVE ME IN THINGS I'M NOT INVOLVED IN.

THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

- DO YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T EVEN GET INVOLVED?

I DON'T EVEN REALLY ENJOY ANY OF YOUR COMPANY.

- WHY ARE YOU HERE THEN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

MINE TOO, ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME?

- YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.

- ME? - YEAH.

- NO, YOU BETTER WATCH YOURS.

- OH, COME ON. FOR GOD'S SAKES.

- DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE LIKE THAT.

DO NOT PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE LIKE THAT.

- COMING UP...

[yelling indistinctly]

- YOU BETTER [bleep] TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

YOU BETTER [bleep]...

- LISA ASKED ME ABOUT IT.

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

- WHY ARE THEY ARGUING?

- BECAUSE WOMEN LOVE TO ARGUE.

- I FEEL AS THOUGH KIM

WAS INSTIGATING THE ENTIRE THING WITH ME IN THE AIRPORT.

- MY ONLY QUESTION IS,

WHY WOULD YOU ARGUE IN FRONT OF ABOUT 75, 80 PEOPLE?

- I DON'T KNOW IF SHE FEELS INVISIBLE,

INSECURE, INSIGNIFICANT. I DON'T KNOW.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHERE'S RUSSELL? MAYBE RUSSELL KNOWS.

- WHERE IS RUSSELL?

RUSSELL?

RUSSELL.

- YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR STEP.

- ME? - YEAH.

- NO, YOU BETTER WATCH YOURS.

- OH, COME ON. FOR GOD'S SAKES.

- NO. NO.

AND DON'T PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY FACE LIKE THAT.

YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE TONIGHT.

- YOU'RE TAKING THAT? YOU'RE TAKING THAT?

- YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE TONIGHT.

OKAY? YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THERE.

- REALLY? - YEAH, YOU DON'T.

- SO, I DON'T--

- I'M JUST CURIOUS. WHY DIDN'T YOU...

- JUST TOO MUCH CONFRONTATION.

TOO MUCH CONFLICT. I--I COULDN'T DO IT.

AND I THINK THAT EVERYBODY ELSE OVER HERE

STIRS UP ALL THE [bleep].

- WHO'S EVERYBODY ELSE OVER HERE?

- I THINK THAT WOULD BE YOU AND ME.

WE WOULD BE THIS CIRCLE OF STIRRING, SO...

- AND IF YOU THINK THESE TWO ARE YOUR FRIENDS...

- OH, EXCUSE ME?

- I'M SORRY. NOT YOU. HER.

- YOU DON'T NEED-- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KIM?

- THAT'S ENOUGH. COME ON.

THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOU'RE SISTERS.

- ALL RIGHT, WELL...

- WHEN GIRLS REALLY START TO GET INTO IT LIKE THESE GIRLS,

I JUST FEEL THAT THEY'RE PASSIONATE ENOUGH

ABOUT WHAT THEY BELIEVE IN,

HOWEVER, SOMEBODY KIND OF HAS TO BE THE VOICE OF REASON.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, KYLE?

I'VE BEEN A GREAT [bleep] SISTER TO YOU,

AND I THINK YOU'RE BEING [bleep] OUT OF LINE.

- ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.

- I HAVE BEEN TO YOU.

- OH, I'VE BEEN TO YOU TOO.

- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.

- IN NEW YORK AT THE TABLE, YOU DIDN'T HAVE MY BACK,

AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW THE TRUTH,

AND YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE, AND YOU CHOSE NOT TO.

KIM, YOU WERE SITTING RIGHT THERE.

- I'M--I GET NERVOUS.

- AND NOT ONLY YOU'RE MY SISTER.

FORGET THAT YOU'RE MY SISTER.

YOU KNEW THE TRUTH AND YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP,

AND YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARD.

I DON'T WANT TO BE OVER HERE RIGHT NOW.

- THEN WHY DID YOU?

- ANYWAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARLING.

- THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

- I'VE SEEN KYLE AND KIM ON A JOURNEY

THAT HAS JUST GOT TO STOP.

I KNOW THEY'RE SISTERS AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH,

BUT KIM HAS SOME ISSUES THAT SHE NEEDS TO SORT OUT.

- ONLY THING I WAS SAYING

IS DON'T DRAG ME INTO STUFF THAT I'M NOT INVOLVED IN.

- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME?

- UH, WELL, THIS IS MY PARTY,

SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY AWAY FROM ME.

- I--I DON'T LIKE CONFLICT.

I DON'T LIKE CONFLICT.

I DON'T LIKE TO GET... EMOTIONAL.

I DON'T. I'VE HAD ENOUGH BAD THINGS IN MY LIFE

TO NOT GO THERE.

SORRY.

I WILL PROTECT MY SISTER.

I ALREADY TOLD CAMILLE I WON'T BE HER FRIEND.

I'M DONE.

- WELL, YOU NEED TO GO AND SORT IT OUT WITH HER.

- NO, I DON'T. - I WOULD WAIT A WHILE.

GIVE IT SOME TIME TO COOL DOWN.

- IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M GOING TO GET A DRINK.

I THINK I NEED IT.

- YOU KNOW, SHE'S YOUR SISTER.

YOU ONLY HAVE EACH OTHER.

MOM AND DAD, YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR MOM AND DAD.

- AND I LOOKED AROUND,

AND THE WHOLE PARTY WAS WATCHING.

I'M NOT DOING THIS.

- AT ANOTHER TIME, WHEN THE GIRLS...

LET IT GO.

- YES, I'M LEAVING.

- WHERE'S YOUR SISTER?

- SHE WALKED BACK TO THE...

- IS SHE COMING BACK?

- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

MAYBE RIGHT NOW IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME, THOUGH.

- IT'S RUDE. IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY.

- YEAH.

YEAH, NOW IS NOT THE TIME.

YOU'RE VERY EMOTIONAL, 'CAUSE IT'S YOUR SISTER.

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THE--THE...

- I KNOW. IT GOES WAY BACK.

- IT JUST-- THERE'S SO MUCH STUFF,

AND I--I CARRY SO MUCH WEIGHT ON MY SHOULDERS WITH HER.

I REALLY DO, AND I...

- BUT BEHIND YOUR BACK,

I GUARANTEE YOU SHE'S THE FIRST ONE TO DEFEND YOU.

- YOU WEREN'T IN NEW YORK, ADRIENNE.

YOU WEREN'T IN NEW YORK.

SHE COULD HAVE DEFENDED ME, AND SHE DIDN'T.

OKAY? AND I HAVE BACKED HER THROUGH SO MUCH CRAP.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE DEALT WITH.

YOU HAVE NO CLUE. NOBODY DOES.

- WELL, MAYBE SHE LOOKS UP TO YOU.

- SHE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT

THAT I'M GONNA BE THERE FOR HER.

- YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL HUSBAND, YOU KNOW.

SHE'S... YOU KNOW, KIND OF ALONE.

- SHE'S ALONE FOR A REASON.

SHE'S ALONE FOR A REASON, BECAUSE OF HER CRAP.

- OKAY. WELL...

- AND I HAVE SO MUCH RESENTMENTS, LIKE, I...

- BUT EVERY FAMILY HAS THEIR ISSUES.

- NO, I KNOW, BUT I HAVE--

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE RESENTMENT I HAVE.

I FEEL LIKE MY MOM DIED WORRYING ABUT HER,

AND NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER AND HER STRESS,

AND ALL HER CRAP THAT I CAN'T TALK ABOUT,

'CAUSE I KEEP IT IN,

AND I'M TRYING TO PROTECT HER BY NOT TALKING ABOUT IT.

I'M SICK OF IT. I'M SICK OF HER...

AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE HER ADVICE,

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND

THE COMPLEXITY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH.

NOBODY KNOWS.

- WELL, LISTEN...

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED TO DO.

- I'M TIRED OF WORRYING ABOUT HER.

- YOU BOTH NEED A LITTLE BIT OF THERAPY AND HELP.

- I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THAT.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THAT.

I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I'VE SUGGESTED IT.

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO DO THAT.

- YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT, BUT YOU SHOULD DO IT.

- FOR WHAT?

- KIM WAS SO UPSET, SHE RAN OFF,

AND I FELT THAT AT THIS POINT,

NOW SHE REALLY NEEDS ME.

- ARE YOU OKAY?

- NO, THEY-- THEY WERE REALLY--

- WHO? - MEAN.

- WHO?

- KYLE, LISA, TAYLOR.

THEY WERE ALL REALLY MEAN TO ME.

I WAS GLAD MARTIN GOT IN MY CAR.

'CAUSE HE-- HE'S A VERY CALMING FORCE.

I WAS LIKE, "OH, MY GOD.

CAN WE JUST, LIKE, LET IT GO?"

- KIM. - RIGHT.

- HI, HONEY.

- KIM'S UPSET.

DO YOU WANT TO COME OVER HERE?

COME SIT NEXT TO HER.

- WHEN I GOT INTO THE LIMO,

WE ENDED UP, FOR A LITTLE WHILE,

JUST DRIVING AROUND AND TALKING.

- KIM'S A LITTLE UPSET,

BECAUSE I THINK, UM, SHE FEELS AS THOUGH

SHE WAS GANGED UP ON A LITTLE BIT TONIGHT.

- OH, MY GOD.

- WELL, I--I SEE THAT.

YEAH. I--I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THAT.

TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT,

BECAUSE IT'S VERY DIFFICULT SOMETIMES

TO SPEAK UP AND, YOU KNOW,

YOU DON'T--YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW IF IT'S THE RIGHT TIME,

AND I THINK WITH YOU IS...

YEAH, ALL RIGHT, HONEY.

LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND TONIGHT

YOU FELT LIKE EVERYBODY GANGED UP ON YOU,

AND I--I GET THAT.

BECAUSE I FELT FOR YOU.

I--I UNDERSTAND THAT.

AND I THINK YOUR SISTER WORRIES ABOUT YOU.

YOU KNOW? AND--SERIOUSLY.

I KNOW YOU MIGHT NOT SEE IT NOW.

YOU'RE UPSET WITH HER.

SHE REALLY CARES ABOUT YOU,

BECAUSE I SEE IT.

I SEE IT IN WAYS THAT YOU DON'T SEE IT.

AND YOU CARE ABOUT HER. - I SEE THINGS ABOUT HER

THAT I DON'T LIKE EITHER.

THAT IS--THAT IS--

THAT IS THE MOST RUDE,

UNTHOUGHTFUL...

ATTACKING...

OH, MY GOD.

- I JUST THINK FOR YOU,

IT WAS TOO MUCH AT THAT TIME.

IF YOU ACTUALLY JUST SAY,

"KYLE, THIS IS WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH,

AND THIS IS HOW I FEEL."

- WE USED TO TALK EVERY DAY.

WE'VE NEVER GONE THROUGH THIS.

- WELL, ARE YOU LONELY?

MAYBE YOU'RE LONELY.

MAYBE YOU WANT YOUR SISTER AROUND MORE, BUT...

- I'M NOT LONELY.

- WELL...

- I'M NOT LONELY.

I LIKE BEING ALONE.

- I REALLY WANTED TO JUST SPEAK TO MY SISTER

WITHOUT EVERYBODY ELSE AROUND,

BUT SHE WOULDN'T ALLOW THAT.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- I DON'T WANT YOU THAT CLOSE TO ME.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME, KIM?

DO YOU REALIZE HOW INSANE YOU SOUND SAYING THAT?

YOU DON'T WANT ME THAT CLOSE TO YOU?

- I DON'T TRUST YOU.

WHAT YOU DID TONIGHT WAS UNFORGIVABLE.

- I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING, KIM.

YOU ACT LIKE AN INSANE PERSON, OKAY?

I'M SO SICK OF YOUR CRAP. EVERYBODY IS.

EVERYBODY'S SICK OF WHAT YOU PUT US THROUGH.

AND HERE YOU ARE AGAIN WITH ALL YOUR ANTICS AGAIN.

AND ALL THIS [bleep] DRAMA.

CAUSING A WHOLE BIG SCENE TONIGHT AT TAYLOR'S PARTY.

- TELL HER HOW YOU FELT.

TELL HER.

TELL HER EXACTLY WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

- WHAT ARE YOU-- TALK TO ME.

- YOU HAVE TO TELL HER.

YOU HAVE TO HAVE COMMUNICATION.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM.

- SO TAYLOR CAME OVER TO ME

AND SAID SOMETHING.

AND WITHIN SECONDS, THERE'S LISA, THERE'S YOU.

IT WAS SO UNFAIR, KYLE.

I--I WAS JUST TALKING TO TAYLOR.

- I WALKED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION, KIM.

I WALKED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION.

- I WAS TALKING TO TAYLOR.

- YEAH, YOU WERE TALKING,

AND I HEARD MY NAME, AND I WALKED UP.

- I'VE ALWAYS HAD YOUR BACK.

- NO, YOU HAVE NOT, KIM.

NO, YOU HAVE NOT.

I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW.

YOU'VE NOT HAD MY BACK, AND YOU KNOW THAT.

- I TOOK CARE OF MY WHOLE FAMILY GROWING UP.

I MEAN, I BOUGHT HER HER FIRST CAR,

BOUGHT OUR HOME.

YOU KNOW, I DID IT ALL.

OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE EMBARRASSING.

- I'M EMBARRASSING?

REALLY? I'M THE ONE WHO'S SICK OF BEING EMBARRASSED.

AND DEFENDING YOU.

- THEN DON'T.

- WELL, MAYBE I WON'T ANYMORE.

YOU ARE UNBELIEVABLE.

- GOSH, KYLE. LOOK AT YOU.

- I'M THE FARTHEST FROM THAT, OKAY?

YOU NEED TO GET HELP.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WITH THIS WHOLE THING IN HERE LIKE THIS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

UNBELIEVABLE. UNBELIEVABLE.

AND MOM HAD TO DIE WORRYING ABOUT YOU

AND STRESSING ABOUT YOU

AND LEAVE THIS [bleep] ON MY SHOULDERS.

AFTER EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE DONE FOR YOU.

EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU.

I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU.

- EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME?

- YEAH. YEAH. EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU.

- YOU STOLE MY [bleep] HOUSE!

- DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID, KIM?

OH, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR [bleep] MIND?

YOU ARE SO SICK.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT YOU JUST SAID?

MY HUSBAND HAS HELPED YOU EVERY MONTH

AND STOOD BY YOU AND TAKEN CARE OF YOU, OKAY?

LIKE YOU'RE A SECOND [bleep] WIFE,

SO [bleep] YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT.

- YOU'RE A [bleep] LIAR.

- YOU BETTER [bleep] TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

YOU BETTER [bleep]...

- STOP IT. STOP. STOP.

- RIGHT NOW.

YOU ARE A LIAR AND SICK AND AN ALCOHOLIC.

OKAY?

YOU ARE AN ALCOHOLIC.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT.

I'VE SAID IT NOW, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS.

SO GET THE HELP YOU-- GET THE HELP YOU NEED.

QUIET.

- GUESS WHO DRINKS... ALL [bleep] DAY.

- STOP IT!

- I'M GETTING OUT.

YOU ARE SO DEMENTED.

- YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT SHE HAS JUST SAID AND DONE.

KIM, I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING RIGHT NOW.

ANYTHING WE'VE EVER HELPED YOU WITH IS OVER.

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.

WE'RE DONE.

- I FEEL...

ATTACKED.

AND I'M NOT SURE IF I WILL EVER

BE ABLE TO TALK TO HER AGAIN.

THIS IS REALLY BAD.

[sobs]

- COMING UP...

- YOU GOT TO WORK THROUGH IT, YOU KNOW?

TRUST ME. YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.

WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE UP ON YOUR SISTER?

- DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE BECAUSE...

AND IT'S HARDER FOR HER.

MAYBE SHE'S A LITTLE WEAKER THAN YOU ARE.

- I'M SICK OF THAT. I'M TIRED OF THAT.

I'M ALWAYS HAVING... - BUT, BUT...

- I HAVE NEVER HAD A FIGHT WITH MY SISTER LIKE THAT

IN ALL OUR LIVES.

I WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME,

AND I WISH, YOU KNOW, THAT NIGHT NEVER HAPPENED.

- YOU KNOW, TRUST ME, YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.

WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GIVE UP ON YOUR SISTER?

- IT'S A CRY FOR HELP.

- IT WILL COME-- - BUT THAT'LL COME TOO LATE...

- WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER, BUT IT'S NOT YOUR--

SOMETIMES IT'S NOT YOUR JOB TO SEE, CEDRIC.

- THANKS FOR INCLUDING US.

I KNOW YOU-- THANK YOU.

JUST REALLY MEANT A LOT TO US.

- OH, HONEY, WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.

SINCERELY. - VERY AWESOME.

- DON'T MIND ME.

- AREN'T YOU GETTING TIRED?

- I'M GETTING TIRED ABOUT...

TALKING ABOUT THIS, YEAH.

- OKAY. - ARE YOU READY?

ALL RIGHT.

- [sobs]

- COME ON. - OH, NO.

- OH, COME ON.

YOU'RE WAY TOO BIG FOR ME TO CARRY YOU.

COME ON.

MASON!

HELP YOUR MOM.

I'M NOT YOUR DAD. I CAN'T...

OKAY, YOU GUYS...

- NIGHT-NIGHT. - NIGHT-NIGHT.

- DARLING, I THINK THEY NEED A PICTURE OF US.

ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH, I'M OKAY.

IT'S REALLY GREAT TO HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS

THAT YOU CAN TURN TO IN TIMES LIKE THIS.

- READY?

- AND I HAVE AN AMAZING GROUP OF GIRLFRIENDS

THAT I LOVE AND CHERISH.

BUT...

IT'S NOTHING LIKE A SISTER.

MAKE THIS THE BEST ONE.

OKAY, ARE WE GOOD?

- OKAY, WE'RE DONE. - OH, MY GOODNESS.

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