Original subtitles

- CEDRIC, YOU'VE BEEN LIVING WITH ME FOR A YEAR.

I SAY WHEN WE'RE MOVING ON.

- OHH! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. - HI.

- I AM NOT INTERESTED IN MOVING BACK TO NEW YORK.

- THANKS FOR COMING. - OH, OKAY, SO--

KELSEY AND I REALLY ARE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE

A HEART-TO-HEART.

- I'LL SEE YOU IN A WHILE.

- OKAY, SEE YOU IN A LITTLE WHILE.

OKAY, BYE, SWEETIE. - ALL RIGHT, BYE.

- GOOD JOB.

- RUSSELL LEFT? - YEAH, HE LEFT.

- DOES HE NOT LIKE TO SEE YOU HAVE FUN?

- I JUST DON'T-- I DON'T KNOW.

[upbeat music]

IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVE IT ALL,

BUT I WANT MORE.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS, IT'S WHO YOU KNOW,

AND I KNOW EVERYONE.

- MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE, NOT WHO I AM.

- I WAS A CHILD STAR,

BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE IS BEING A MOM.

- IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES,

I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME.

- IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW

AND SHINE.

- I'M GONNA HAVE DINNER WITH KYLE, ACTUALLY.

- OH, NICE, NICE. HOW IS SHE?

- SHE'S HERE NOW. - HELLO.

- I'LL SPEAK TO YOU LATER. HELLO, DARLING.

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

EVERYTHING GOOD?

- YES. LOOK AT YOU, GORGEOUS.

- LONG TIME NO SEE. - OOH, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

- KYLE'S BEEN SPENDING A LOT OF TIME

WITH TAYLOR LATELY,

SO I'VE MISSED ACTUALLY SEEING HER ON MY OWN.

SO THIS'LL BE A GREAT CHANCE TO CATCH UP.

WELL, MY HUSBAND TODAY DECIDES HE WANTS TO GO

AND HAVE LASIK SURGERY ON HIS EYES.

BUT THEN I'M THINKING,

"WHY DO I WANT HIM TO BE ABLE TO SEE ME PERFECTLY?

BECAUSE JUST AS I'M FALLING APART--"

- YOU KNOW WHAT? GOD HAS A SYSTEM.

- EXACTLY.

I'M FED UP WITH BACKING OUT OF THE BEDROOM

AS WELL, YOU KNOW, LIKE--

- I SWEAR, HE LOVES IT.

- CHEERS, DARLING. - CHEERS, CHEERS.

- SO HOW ARE YOU? - I'M JUST EXHAUSTED.

I FEEL SO OVERWHELMED RIGHT NOW.

MY KIDS--IT'S THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.

- EVERYTHING'S GOING ON? - I'VE GOT, YOU KNOW--

FARRAH WILL BE GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE,

AND THAT'S GOING TO BE

A VERY, VERY EXCITING...

THRILLING DAY FOR ME.

PARTIES, PERFORMANCES, AWARDS, YOU KNOW.

- YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'LL MISS IT.

AS SOON AS YOU DON'T HAVE IT, YOU'LL MISS IT.

[cell phone chimes]

- HOLD ON. UM... - SO--

- TAYLOR'S COMING BY.

- OH, SHE IS?

- RUSSELL'S DROPPING HER OFF.

- I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING. I WANT TO CLEAR SOMETHING UP.

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'VE KNOWN ME A LONG TIME.

YOU'VE KNOWN HER FOR FIVE MINUTES.

KYLE AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR QUITE A WHILE,

AND TAYLOR'S TRYING TO WIGGLE HER WAY IN THERE.

BACK OFF, TAYLOR.

WHEN WE WERE IN NEW YORK,

YOU KNOW WHEN CAMILLE CAME FLYING DOWN THE STAIRS...

- RIGHT. - LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL?

I MEAN, REALLY, SHE WAS PISSED, RIGHT?

- RIGHT.

- WHAT HAPPENED

BETWEEN US SAYING GOOD-BYE TO CAMILLE...

- I KNOW.

- AND THEN SUDDENLY, FOR NO REASON,

SHE CAME TEARING DOWN THE STAIRS?

- I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED. - YEAH, ME TOO.

- I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHY YOU THINK I'M SO INSECURE.

YOU SAID IT. I DIDN'T SAY IT.

- I THINK IT WAS TAYLOR

THAT WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT FIASCO.

I REALLY DO.

I THINK SHE STIRRED CAMILLE UP.

KYLE'S NEVER UNDERSTOOD.

TAYLOR WAS THE CATALYST IN THIS SITUATION

OF CREATING THIS WHOLE FIASCO.

AND THAT STILL ACTUALLY REALLY BOTHERS ME.

- SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED.

BUT STILL, CAMILLE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR HER OWN ACTIONS.

- WHEN WE LEFT, CAMILLE WAS FINE.

AND THEN SUDDENLY, HALF AN HOUR LATER--

AND I KEPT SAYING AT THE TABLE TO TAYLOR,

"WHAT'S HAPPENED IN THE LAST HALF AN HOUR?

WHAT'S HAPPENED THAT'S MADE HER SO UPSET?"

- RIGHT.

- AND SHE NEVER GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.

- RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

- I THINK I SHOULD TALK TO HER ABOUT IT.

I'D LIKE HER TO BE HONEST WITH ME, YOU KNOW?

I'M A STRAIGHT SHOOTER. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR BULL[bleep].

- I DON'T CARE WHAT TAYLOR SAID TO HER UPSTAIRS

IN THE BATHROOM OR IF SHE DID OR SHE DIDN'T.

SHE DID NOT NEED TO COME DOWN AND ACT LIKE THAT.

SHE'S GONNA STOP BY AND SAY HI. - OKAY.

- DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT NEW YORK.

- ABSOLUTELY-- - TO BRING IT UP NOW--

I DON'T WANT YOU TO TALK ABOUT NEW YORK.

- I'M NOT INTERESTED IN DISCUSSING THAT.

- THERE'S NO POINT, RIGHT? - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

WHAT I SAY IS WHAT I DO.

AND I PREFER IT IF MY FRIENDS ARE THE SAME WAY.

- DARLING! - HELLO.

- HELLO! - HELLO, HOW ARE YOU?

- HOW ARE YOU? YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

- PERFECT SWEATER.

- WHAT'D YOU SAY? - "EMOTION."

- HOW ARE YOU? MWAH!

- MWAH!

- [sighs] SO HOW'S EVERYTHING WITH YOU?

- I'M GOOD.

YOU KNOW, TODAY WAS A LONG DAY.

I'M A LITTLE BIT EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

- I FEEL GOOD. I FEEL GOOD.

- [chanting] WE FEEL GOOD.

- WE'RE CHEERLEADERS.

[chanting] WE FEEL GOOD, WE FEEL GOOD.

- I KNOW. I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS

THAT WE'RE BONDING.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - YOU KNOW WHAT?

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - NO!

- I THINK SHE'S ALLOWED TO GIVE SUPPORT

WHERE SUPPORT IS DUE.

SHE WOULD HOLD YOUR HAND IF YOU NEEDED IT.

- OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.

WILL YOU STOP DOING THIS?

I FEEL LIKE I'M AT A TABLE WITH A PAIR OF LESBIANS.

NOW BREAK IT UP, OKAY? - MAYBE YOU ARE.

NOW STOP IT.

[raucous laughter]

- OKAY. - OKAY.

OKAY, SORRY.

- SO I...

I SEE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.

- YES.

- AND I KNOW YOU'VE SAID SOMETHING TO KYLE.

I DON'T EXACTLY KNOW WHAT.

BUT WE'RE ALL HERE FOR YOU, ABSOLUTELY.

I MEAN, YOU CAN'T-- AS I SAID--

- THAT WAS MY SOAP-OPERA LOOK.

- OH, STOP. CUT THE CRAP.

BE HONEST. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

STOP LAUGHING AND JOKING,

'CAUSE OFTEN YOUR LAUGHING AND JOKING

IS MASKING HOW YOU'RE FEELING.

- YEP.

[laughs] IS IT WEIRD THAT WE'RE SAYING THIS?

[cackling]

- I WANT TAYLOR TO TAKE THINGS A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY.

I HAD BEEN PRIVY TO TAYLOR BEING UPSET BEFORE.

SO THE FACT THAT HER MARRIAGE,

UM, HAD A FEW PROBLEMS WAS OF NO SURPRISE TO ME.

- SO I'VE GOT A HUSBAND WAITING.

- OKAY. - SO...

- WE'RE GONNA SIT AND CHAT FOR A MINUTE.

- YOU WANNA SIT AND CHAT? - YEAH.

WE'RE GONNA SIT AND CHAT...

'CAUSE YOUR HUSBAND'S WAITING. OUR HUSBANDS AREN'T.

AND WE'RE JUST GONNA, LIKE, CHITCHAT.

- OH, CHEERS, ANYWAY. HERE'S TO GOING FORWARD.

- CHEERS. - CHEERS.

- ABSOLUTELY.

TO MOVING FORWARD... - IN LIFE.

- TO GIRLFRIENDS BEING THERE WHENEVER YOU NEED THEM.

- ABSOLUTELY. AND HERE'S TO BEING HONEST.

- THERE'S NOTHING LIKE HAVING GIRLFRIENDS

WHO ARE THERE FOR YOU. - BEING HONEST.

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU GUYS. IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

- I KNOW. I KNOW. - TIME FLIES.

- HEY. - HEY, GUYS.

- HELLO.

- HI. - HI.

- HEY, CONGRATULATIONS. - I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.

- I TEXTED HIM. - I LOVE THAT.

- DID YOU? - YEAH. WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

- I TEXTED HIM TOO, BUT I NEVER HEARD BACK FROM HIM.

DID YOU HEAR BACK FROM HIM? - YEAH, I HAVEN'T HEARD BACK.

- PRIOR TO THE TONY AWARDS,

MY HUSBAND CALLED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

AND TOLD ME THAT HE WAS DONE WITH OUR MARRIAGE.

- WHATEVER YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE TO DRINK.

- LET'S ENJOY. - HOW ABOUT SOME WINE?

- LET'S HAVE FUN... - THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

- STARTING NOW.

I BEGGED HIM, "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE,

AND DON'T LEAVE THE FAMILY."

AND IT'S DEVASTATING.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR?

- THAT'S THE BEST PART OF IT, IS PICKING OUT GOWNS.

- EXACTLY. - I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE SEVERAL CHOICES.

UM, SO I'M BRINGING, LIKE, THREE IN--

THE BLACK AND THE RED.

SO WE'LL DECIDE WHEN I GET THERE.

I DIDN'T WANT TO GO TO THE TONYS.

HE SAID, "THIS IS SOMETHING WE REALLY NEED TO DO TOGETHER."

AND THEN HE SAID, "WHY DON'T WE DO THIS?

"IF YOU COME TO THE TONYS,

"WHY DON'T WE SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER

"AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS?

"MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A ROMANTIC WEEKEND.

LET'S JUST SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT."

YOU KNOW, THE ONLY THING I'M WORRIED ABOUT--

THE RED DRESS, IT'S GOT SUCH A LONG TRAIN

THAT IT'S GONNA BE A LOT OF WORK

CARRYING IT AROUND THAT NIGHT.

- AND HOPEFULLY, THE WEATHER IS BEAUTIFUL.

- I KNOW. LET'S PRAY FOR SUN.

- YES, YES. - I HAVE A LOT OF DRESS.

- WELL, CHEERS... [laughing]

TO THE TONYS. - CHEERS, TO THE TONYS.

- TO KELSEY. - TO KELSEY.

- TO KELSEY, THAT HE WINS, AND, YOU KNOW--

- I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.

SO WHEN THE PLAY IS FINISHED WITH ITS RUN,

OR KELSEY'S PART,

IS HE GONNA BE MOVING BACK HERE?

- UM, THAT'S THE PLAN.

BUT HE ALSO CALLED ME

AND SAID THAT HE MIGHT WANNA STAY

IN NEW YORK FOR A WHILE.

MY BEST FRIEND, DEIDRE, KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON.

NONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS KNEW.

I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT.

I JUST COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO TELL ANYBODY.

- BUT IT'S-- - MY BRAIN IS FRIED.

- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE GONE THROUGH,

AND I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU, BUT YOU'LL KNOW.

- YEAH, YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE THIN.

- TIRED AND A LITTLE THIN?

HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT I'VE LOST A LITTLE WEIGHT?

- YEAH. - NO, I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.

MOST PEOPLE WOULD BE PROUD WHEN THEY LOSE WEIGHT,

BUT I'M NOT.

MY STOMACH'S BEEN KILLING ME.

- STRESS? - STRESS.

- I'M SORRY.

- IT'S OKAY. IT'S A STRESSFUL TIME.

I HAD TO PUT ON A HAPPY FACE

AND PRETEND EVERYTHING WAS, YOU KNOW,

A-OKAY, AND IT WASN'T, SO...

- SO WE SHOULDN'T PLAN THAT COMING-HOME PARTY YET?

- WELL, I'LL LET YOU KNOW FOR SURE.

I'LL LET EVERYBODY KNOW-- JUST NOT NOW.

I'M NOT READY. - OKAY.

- MM-HMM. - I UNDERSTAND.

- NO, BUT YOU-- YOU'LL KNOW.

- COMING UP...

- PAUL, DO YOU LIKE THIS? - THAT I DON'T LIKE.

- DO YOU LIKE THIS? - NO.

- OH, WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW.

- WELL, THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME?

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- HI. - HOW YOU DOING?

- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? - HEY!

- HOW ARE YOU? - WELCOME BACK.

OH, HEY, HONEY.

- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO.

- HOW'S EVERYTHING? - OH, AMAZING, THANK YOU.

YOU LOOK GORGEOUS, AS ALWAYS, HEAD TO TOE.

- THANK YOU. - DRIPPING IN DIAMONDS--LOVE IT.

- I'M ACTUALLY--

I NEED TO GET A GRADUATION GIFT FOR FARRAH.

- ALREADY? SHE'S GRADUATING?

- YEAH, SHE'S GRADUATING COLLEGE.

- YOUR BABY! - I KNOW. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

- PROUD MAMA. - I KNOW. I'M SO PROUD.

- WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD DEFINITELY DO

ONE ROUND OF SHOPPING AND TAKE A LOOK,

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW-- BUT THIS IS FOR HER.

LET'S STAY FOCUSED THIS TIME.

- I KNOW. THAT'S THE PROBLEM, BECAUSE I ALREADY SAW SOMETHING

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE AS I PASSED THAT I WANT TOO.

IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO LOOK

FOR A GIFT FOR SOMEONE

WITHOUT LOOKING FOR MYSELF AT THE SAME TIME.

- PINK SAPPHIRES. - I LOVE THAT.

IS IT CRAZY FOR ME TO WEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

- WHAT? IT'S FABULOUS.

IT'S--IT'S CHEAP AND CHEERFUL AND--AND PINK.

- IT'S CHEAP? IT'S CHEAP?

- IT'S CHEAP. FOR YOU, IT'S CHEAP.

IT WOULD LOOK REALLY GOOD AT THE GRADUATION CEREMONY.

- OUTRAGEOUS.

- THEN MAYBE DO THAT FOR YOU AND THIS FOR HER,

BECAUSE YOU BOTH--LOOK, WHEN YOU SPEND $100,000--

- SHE'S THE ONE WHO SPENT ALL THE YEARS IN COLLEGE.

I'M GONNA SAY, "THIS IS MINE, THIS IS YOURS"?

RIGHT?

BUT I COULD WEAR THIS ONE TOO. THIS ONE I REALLY LOVE.

- IT IS FIERCE.

- THE RING I CHOSE FOR FARRAH

WAS A GORGEOUS PLATINUM AND DIAMOND RING

THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I WOULD LOVE.

AND I FIGURE IF IT'S SOMETHING THAT I WOULD LOVE,

SHE'D LIKE TO GET IT.

THIS IS A HUGE, HUGE DAY.

- MILESTONE--IT IS.

IT'S MY FIRST CHILD,

YOU KNOW, GRADUATING COLLEGE.

YOU KNOW, I REALLY WANT TO FEEL LIKE...

IT'S GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY--

- EMOTIONAL DAY, OH. - YEAH.

ONE OF MY BIGGEST REGRETS

IS THAT I DIDN'T GET TO GO TO COLLEGE.

I WAS ACTING MY ENTIRE LIFE,

AND THEN I WENT STRAIGHT FROM ACTING INTO BEING A MOMMY.

IT'S GONNA BE A--

OH, I'M SCARED. I'M ALREADY--WHEN I--

I GET SO STRESSED THINKING ABOUT IT.

THE FACT THAT FARRAH IS GRADUATING,

AND THEN SHE WANTS TO BE A FORENSIC PSYCHOLOGIST,

IS A HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR HER AND FOR ME...

[voice breaking] BECAUSE I WAS SUCH A YOUNG MOM.

I AM SO SCARED.

- SHOPPING THERAPY. DON'T CRY!

DIAMONDS'LL FIX EVERYTHING.

[cheerful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- ALL RIGHT, ALL YOU DISNEY FANS.

WE ARE BACK ONCE AGAIN

WITH THE ONE AND ONLY KIM RICHARDS,

SEX SYMBOL TO MANY BOYS GROWING UP.

YOU'VE SEEN HER IN ESCAPE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN,

RETURN TO WITCH MOUNTAIN.

WELCOME TO DISNEY ON DEMAND, KIM.

HOW DID YOU GET STARTED IN ACTING?

- MY MOM WAS DOING SOMETHING WITH MY SISTER KATHY,

AND THEY WALKED BY AND SAW ME

AND SAID, "BY THE WAY, WHAT ABOUT HER?

CAN--DOES SHE DO ANYTHING?"

AND MY MOM SAID, "NO. "SHE'S ONLY SIX MONTHS OLD.

SHE ISN'T--WE HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WITH HER YET."

MY MOM WENT

TO THE AMERICAN ACADEMY OF DRAMATIC ARTS.

AND HER DREAM WAS TO BE AN ACTRESS.

AND SHE STARTED RAISING A FAMILY YOUNGER THAN SHE ANTICIPATED.

AND SHE TOOK ALL HER DREAMS

AND PUT THEM INTO US.

AND OFF WE WENT.

I HAVE WORKED WITH SOME OF THE GREATEST ACTORS

IN THE WORLD--

BETTE DAVIS, DAVID NIVEN,

DONALD PLEASENCE, EDDIE ALBERT.

REALLY, I HAVE BEEN REALLY BLESSED.

- I HAVE TO SAY, I WAS A FAN GROWING UP AS WELL.

SO I HAVE TO THANK YOU FOR ALL THOSE MEMORIES TOO.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

YEAH, I THINK WHEN I RETIRED, MY MOTHER WAS DEVASTATED.

LIKE, "NO, DON'T."

BUT I REALLY FELT ONCE I HAD MY DAUGHTER BROOKE

THAT I REALLY COULDN'T PUT HER DOWN.

AND THEN I HAD WHITNEY AND THEN CHAD

AND THEN KIMBERLY.

AND NOW THAT THEY'RE ALL GROWING OLDER,

I THINK IT--IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME ON BACK AND--

AND SAY HI AGAIN, SO...

AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE, I WOULD SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

I NEED TO MAKE ME HAPPY."

I JUST WANT TO TELL ALL MY DISNEY FANS OUT THERE

THAT YOU'RE ALL AMAZING-- I LOVE YOU.

I'VE HAD PEOPLE NAME THEIR CHILDREN AFTER ME.

I'M SO HONORED AND FLATTERED.

I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SOME SCRIPTS COME MY WAY

OR WHATEVER IT IS.

IT'S GOTTA BE THE RIGHT ROLE, AND I'VE GOTTA FEEL IT.

AND I WOULD HOPE I WOULD BE AS SUCCESSFUL

AS I WAS BEFORE

AND MAYBE FIND A LITTLE INDIVIDUALITY

AS KIM AGAIN,

NOT AS BROOKE AND WHITNEY AND CHAD AND KIMBERLY'S MOM.

[laughs]

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME POWER SHOPPING,

BECAUSE MY HUSBAND HERE--

THE LAST PLACE HE WANTS TO BE RIGHT NOW IS HERE.

- YOU DO YOUR THING. I'M GONNA LOOK AT SOMETHING, THEN.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA LOOK AT? - WHAT'S THIS HANKY PANKY?

OH, IT'S A THONG. - THOSE ARE PANTIES.

- PAUL, DO YOU LIKE THIS? - NO.

- OH, WELL, YOU DON'T KNOW.

- WELL, THEN WHY'D YOU ASK ME?

- DO YOU LIKE THIS?

- THAT I DON'T LIKE. - I LIKE IT.

- WHEN IT COMES TO OUR STYLES, I KNOW WHAT SHE LIKES.

WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME TASTE.

- YOU DON'T HAVE THE EYE. ONCE THIS IS PUT ON--

- WAIT A MINUTE. I DO HAVE THE EYE.

- NO, YOU DON'T.

YOU DON'T. - YES, I DO.

- I'VE HAD TO TRAIN YOU.

I'M LIKE A LITTLE DOG? YOU HAVE TO TRAIN ME?

SHE CAN SHOP ALL DAY LONG.

BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM. PICK IT ALL OUT.

ADRIENNE, WHAT, ARE YOU JUST PICKING OUT EVERY SHIRT?

THERE'S, LIKE, 15 DIFFERENT SHIRTS AND BLOUSES HERE.

- IT IS TOO...

- KYLE'S DAUGHTER FARRAH IS GRADUATING,

SO IT GIVES ME ONE MORE EXCUSE TO GO SHOPPING.

- ADRIENNE. - YES?

I'M--I'M--I KNOW. WE'RE LEAVING. - ADRIENNE...

THERE'S TOO MANY CLOTHES.

COME ON, MAN.

I DON'T GO SHOPPING THAT MUCH, PAUL,

SO WHEN I DO, I JUST KIND OF--

- BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT HOW MUCH--

YOU DIDN'T LOOK AT ANYTHING. - I DID TOO.

PAUL AND I MAY BICKER A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH.

BUT GUESS WHAT.

THAT'S WHAT I THINK MOST MARRIED COUPLES DO.

AND THAT'S WHY THEY GIVE MARRIED COUPLES

A TAX BREAK.

- ADRIENNE, GO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT CLEARANCE RACK.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. [chuckles]

- WE'RE GONNA LOOK FOR PINOT NOIR.

THAT'S A PINOT NOIR, CEDRIC.

SO I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING EXCITED.

- A PENIS NOIR? IS THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO SAY?

- THAT'S IT. - OH, GOT IT.

- I'M COMMISSIONING A NEW PINOT NOIR FOR VILLA BLANCA.

PINOT NOIR IS A MORE VERSATILE WINE.

IT'S A LOT MORE ELEGANT, AND IT GOES VERY WELL

WITH THE KIND OF LIGHTER FARE THAT WE SERVE

AT VILLA BLANCA.

SO WE'RE GOING UP TO SANTA BARBARA

TO TOUR THE WINERY.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE. LOOK.

- YEAH. - WHAT DO YOU THINK?

DO YOU THINK I COULD SURVIVE UP THERE,

OR DO YOU THINK I NEED TO LIVE IN A CITY?

- YOU'D MISS BEVERLY HILLS WAY TOO MUCH.

- REALLY?

- WE HAVE A HOUSE IN MONTECITO

AND AN APARTMENT OR--

- A SMALLER HOUSE. - BEVERLY HILLS.

- OUR FRIEND, OUR FROGGY FRENCH FRIEND

FROM THE BACK THERE,

MIGHT HAVE TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER APARTMENT.

- I CAN'T MOVE OUT. YOU'LL MISS ME TOO MUCH.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

- OH, CEDRIC.

IT'S TIME TO CALL IT A DAY.

- ARE YOU GONNA JUST DROP ME OFF ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD NOW?

- ONE DAY SHE JUST

LEFT ME AT A PHONE BOOTH, AND SHE NEVER CAME BACK.

SHE JUST LEFT ME, AND I WAS ABOUT SEVEN--ABOUT EIGHT.

- NO, I'M NOT SAYING MOVE OUT TOMORROW.

I'M JUST SAYING, YOU KNOW, THERE HAS TO BE AN END DATE.

YOU KNOW?

EVERY TIME I TELL HIM THAT,

"I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU MOVED OUT, CEDRIC,"

HE GOES BEHIND MY BACK TO LISA.

CEDRIC DEFINITELY PLAYS ON MY WIFE'S EMOTIONS.

- OH, MY GOD. - LOOK HOW--

- LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- HI, LISA.

VILLA BLANCA TEAM IS HERE.

- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. - YEAH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR GIVING SUCH SUPPORT

AND, UH, USING OUR WONDERFUL GRAPES.

- WELL, WE ONLY USE THE BEST, HUH?

- YES, THANK YOU.

CHEERS.

- CHEERS. - THANK YOU.

[laid-back music]

- THE THING IS WITH WINE TASTING,

IS YOU DON'T SWALLOW, YOU SPIT.

IT KIND OF GOES

AGAINST EVERYTHING I'VE EVER BEEN TAUGHT, REALLY.

- [gulps]

- LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. - THE SHOES, I KNOW, I KNOW.

- ARE THESE THE SHOES FOR-- THE NEW SHOES?

- WELL, YOU KNOW, FLATS IS A DISEASE FOR ME.

I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT I'M OKAY. I'M DOING OKAY.

- MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL WEAR THE SAME SHOES.

[laughter]

- OBVIOUSLY, I MADE A MISTAKE WEARING MY LOUBOUTIN SHOES.

BUT--I SHOULD HAVE WORN FLATS.

BUT FLATS, TO ME, IS LIKE A DISEASE.

[grunting]

- WHOO-HOO!

- WILL WE DANCE AT YOUR WEDDING?

- WHOO-HOO!

- CEDRIC, YOU'VE GOT LOTS OF ENERGY.

WE EXPECT YOU FOR HARVEST.

YOU'LL BE PICKING ALL THE GRAPES.

- WHAT ARE YOU DROPPING ME HERE FOR?

WHAT?

IT'S JUST KEN-- NOW HE WANTS TO GO BACK TO...

- I MEAN, I BELIEVE YOU.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

I MEAN, YOU UNDERSTAND? - STOP IT.

- STOP. I LOVE YOU, OKAY?

STOP IT. COME ON.

[laughing]

KEN WANTS CEDRIC TO MOVE OUT, AND I THINK HE'S RIGHT.

I MEAN, IT'S BEEN A ONE-WAY STREET, REALLY,

FOR A LONG TIME NOW.

BUT I JUST DON'T KNOW THAT HE'S READY.

- COMING UP...

- AND SMILE, EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS.

YOU CAN DO IT. SMILE.

[upbeat music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- HOW ARE YOU?

I WORK OUT WITH A TRAINER THREE TO FOUR DAYS A WEEK.

- A REALLY LIGHT WORKOUT FOR ME, 'CAUSE I HAVE--

I JUST GOT A SPRAY TAN, AND I DON'T WANT TO SWEAT IT OFF.

- WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. - WE'LL DISCUSS.

PUSH, 20 TIMES. ONE...

- I TRY TO GET MY BODY BACK IN SHAPE.

AFTER HAVING THE LAST BABY, IT WAS A BIG CHALLENGE FOR ME.

THIS LOOKS SO EASY,

AND THEN MY HEART IS, LIKE, POUNDING.

- BECAUSE IT'S RAISING YOUR HEARTBEAT--IT'S A CARDIO.

FARRAH, YOU'RE DOING FIVE?

ALL THE WAY DOWN. PERFECT.

- CAN WE HAVE A WATER BREAK? - NO.

SIX...

- ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT FRIDAY? - SEVEN...

- KIND OF. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- GOOD.

- THE REHEARSAL IS TODAY, AND I'M NOT GOING TO IT.

- TWO... - WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO REHEARSE--

THROWING YOUR CAP IN THE AIR?

- [laughs] FIVE...

- FARRAH'S GRADUATION IS THIS FRIDAY,

AND I THINK I AM MORE NERVOUS THAN SHE IS.

[cell phone ringing]

- HOLD ON.

I'M TRYING TO GET GOOD FOR, UH--

- NO, YOU'RE GONNA KEEP GOING.

- YOU GUYS KEEP GOING. - YOUR PHONE IS NOT RINGING.

- HELLO?

- DOWN, TRICEPS. - HI!

- GOOD, SHOW ME NUMBER EIGHT. - HI, WHAT'S GOING ON?

- GOOD.

- I'M GOOD, WHY?

WHAT'S GOING ON?

NO.

WE'VE BEEN PLAYING PHONE TAG, WHY?

- FROM THE BACK. JUST ONE MORE OF THESE.

- EVERYBODY?

[sighs]

OKAY.

- GOOD. - THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS-UP.

I LOVE YOU TOO.

YES, I KNOW.

I LOVE YOU. BYE.

- SIX... SIX, SHE'S DOING GREAT.

EIGHT...

- AUNT KATHY AND EVERYBODY

ARE NOT COMING ON FRIDAY.

- EVERYONE ELSE IS COMING, RIGHT?

- WELL, YEAH, BUT THAT'S A BIG PART

OF OUR FAMILY THAT I'D LIKE TO BE THERE.

- EIGHT SLIDES. SORRY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THE THING IS TO CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU HAVE.

IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO CONCENTRATE ON WHAT YOU HAVE

AND NOT WHAT YOU DON'T, SO IT'S GOOD.

- THAT'S TRUE.

- I WAS REALLY SURPRISED WHEN I GOT THAT CALL,

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT KATHY, RICK, AND PARIS AND NICKY

HAVE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT FARRAH'S GRADUATION,

SO I WAS REALLY SAD.

- YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT.

- YEP.

[cheerful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- GOT YOU SOME TEA.

- OH, HEY, HI. COME IN.

DO YOU WANT TO PUT IT OVER THERE?

WHAT'S GOING ON? - THAT'S--

NOTHING. I THINK, UH--

DON'T KNOW, I JUST FEEL IN A BIT OF A FUNK.

- YOU DO? - YEAH.

- I THINK YOU ARE IN A FUNK, PERIOD.

YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, YOU GOTTA SNAP OUT OF IT A BIT.

I FEEL IT'S VERY DIFFICULT FOR CEDRIC.

ONE MINUTE HE'S UP. THE NEXT MINUTE HE'S DOWN.

AND I REALLY FEEL NOW HE NEEDS TO--

TO TRY AND MOVE PAST, YOU KNOW,

WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED IN HIS CHILDHOOD.

YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH MORE

THAN MOST PEOPLE.

I--

MAYBE THAT KIND OF,

YOU KNOW, FESTERS.

- MY EX, I REMEMBER, USED TO SAY,

"WELL, IT'S YOUR FAULT "THAT YOUR MOTHER ABANDONED YOU.

YOU PUSHED HER AWAY."

- WELL, WHAT KIND OF RELATIONSHIP IS THAT?

- I WAS SO HURT, AND I'M THINKING,

"MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

HE'S RIGHT. I PUSHED MY MOTHER AWAY."

AND THEN THAT'S WHAT I DO.

- HOW CAN YOU PUSH YOUR MOTHER AWAY

WHEN YOU'RE SEVEN YEARS OLD?

- WELL, SHE--

- YOU CANNOT TAKE ANY BLAME FOR THAT, CEDRIC.

- WELL, YOU CAN'T, BUT YOU JUST CAN'T HELP FEELING THAT WAY.

LIKE, YOU KNOW, LIKE, I HAD TO GET SOME ANSWER,

SOME SORT OF ANSWERS OF WHO MY FATHER IS.

AND SHE WAS SAYING THAT SHE WAS RAPED.

AND THEN--AND THAT'S HOW I CAME TO BE.

SO THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,

"WELL, MAYBE THAT MAKES SENSE

WHY SHE HATES ME SO MUCH," YOU KNOW?

WOULD YOU LOVE A KID

THAT REMINDS YOU OF SOMEONE THAT RAPED YOU

WHEN YOU WERE 20?

[inhales sharply]

[sighs]

AND THEN HOW-- HOW DO YOU THEN--

[sighs]

L-L-LIKE-- HOW CAN I LIKE MYSELF

WHEN I WASN'T MEANT TO BE,

OR I CAME OUT OF SHEER VIOLENCE?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST, YOU KNOW, GO ON FROM THERE?

NO ONE IS EVER GONNA LOVE ME.

- OF COURSE SOMEBODY'S GONNA LOVE YOU, CEDRIC.

WE LOVE YOU.

OF COURSE I'M ALWAYS THERE FOR HIM.

UM, BUT NOW IT'S TIME

FOR CEDRIC TO FIND HIS LITTLE FRENCH FEET

AND STAND ON THEM.

I'M ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU. YOU KNOW THAT.

- I KNOW.

BUT SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M, YOU KNOW, A BURDEN.

AND I HATE THAT.

YOU KNOW, I HATE THAT FEELING OF ASKING.

AND I'D JUST RATHER JUST,

YOU KNOW, DO IT ALONE, BUT YOU CAN'T.

YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO ASK, RIGHT?

- I DO THINK THAT MAYBE

YOU SHOULD PUT SOME THINGS TO BED AND MOVE ON.

- MM.

OKEYDOKEY.

[sad music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- WHICH DO YOU THINK?

- UM... - WHAT DO YOU THINK, PORTIA?

[laughs] YOU DON'T REALLY CARE EITHER, DO YOU?

GOOD.

- DID WE HELP YOU?

- YES, YOU GUYS HELPED ME SO MUCH.

HERE IT IS, FARRAH'S GRADUATION MORNING,

AND I REALLY FELT OVERWHELMED JUST, YOU KNOW,

TRYING TO GET US ALL READY AND OUT THE DOOR.

OOH, I LEFT THE TAG ON. GREAT.

OKAY, GUYS, WE HAVE TO LEAVE HERE--

I'M NOT KIDDING-- LIKE, NOW.

HOW YOU DOING, GUYS?

OKAY, GUYS.

- WHAT?

- ARE YOU GUYS EATING?

OKAY, NO, YOU FINISH EATING. YOU FINISH EATING.

- HELLO, EVERYBODY. - HI.

- YOU ALL LOOK GORGEOUS.

- JUST HAVING KIM AND HER KIDS THERE

AND ALL OF MY KIDS AND MAURICIO,

IT WAS JUST... [chuckles]

ONE OF MY MOST IMPORTANT DAYS OF MY LIFE.

BUT IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.

- EVERYBODY SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO FARRIE.

all: CONGRATULATIONS.

- CONGRATULATIONS.

- CAN YOU SAY CONGRATULATIONS, PORTIA?

- WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR HOW MANY YEARS?

- 21.

- WHAT'S UP, GURU? - GOOD--GOOD TIMING.

- PERFECT TIMING. - CONGRATULATIONS.

- HEY. - HI, KYLE.

- IT'S A BIG DAY FOR US. - YEAH, VERY BIG.

- IT'S EXCITING.

[crowd chattering]

- HEY.

CONGRATULATIONS, FARRAH.

- YOU ARE THE BEST.

UNBELIEVABLE THAT YOU'RE GRADUATING.

- WHEN FARRAH WAS COMING THROUGH,

I KEPT--I JUST KEPT LOOKING FOR HER,

AND THERE WAS A SEA OF GOWNS AND CAPS.

AND I WAS LIKE, "WHERE IS MY KID?"

HERE SHE COMES. HERE SHE COMES.

I MEAN, WHEN I SAW FARRAH COME OUT WITH HER CAP AND GOWN,

I THOUGHT-- I JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

- FARRAH ALDJUFRI...

[wild cheering]

MINOR IN BUSINESS.

- YOU GET A PICTURE?

- I WAS JUST LOOKING AT FARRAH IN HER CAP AND GOWN

AND THINKING...

[crying] I COULDN'T BELIEVE

SHE WAS, LIKE, 21 AND GRADUATING COLLEGE.

I'M LOOKING AT ALL MY LITTLE ONES

AND THINKING, "IT GOES SO FAST."

BUT I'M JUST...

SO PROUD OF HER AND WHO SHE'S BECOME

AND WHO SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN.

IT JUST--

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD.

[laughter]

- OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE. SAY CHEESE.

- NICE TO MEET YOU. - CHEESE.

- OH, MY GOD.

[energetic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- ELLA, WE'RE ABOUT TO START.

GET YOUR SHOES, QUICKLY, QUICKLY.

COME ON, MISSY. COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE'RE ABOUT TO START.

COME IN. ALL RIGHT, QUICKLY, QUICKLY.

EVERYBODY RIGHT ON YOUR STAR.

EVEN THOUGH IT'S A LOT OF HARD WORK

AND WE HAVE TO REALLY PUSH OURSELVES,

YOU NEED TO LET THAT JOY JUST EXPLODE.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY HARD,

WHEN YOUR HUSBAND TELLS YOU IT'S OVER,

AND YOU HAVE YOUNG CHILDREN,

TO TRY TO BE STRONG IN FRONT OF THEM.

- I KNOW IT HURTS. [laughter]

AND WHY IS IT THAT EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING?

- YEAH, RIGHT.

- BECAUSE THEY'RE IN PAIN.

- MOMMY'S OKAY, AND EVERYTHING'S FINE.

AND--AND HE IS DOING HIS PLAY.

AND HE DOESN'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO THE CHILDREN.

AND THE CHILDREN DON'T SEE DADDY CRYING OR DADDY UPSET.

- THINK OF ICE CREAM ISLAND.

- THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ICE CREAM ISLAND!

- YES, THERE IS! BREATHE!

THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT.

LET'S HAVE THREE LEADERS-- MASON, TIARE, AND AMANDA.

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.

AND STEP, KICK, BRUSH.

- YOU KNOW, I JUST KEEP HER OCCUPIED.

I SHOW UP AT SCHOOL. WE GO TO DANCE CLASS TOGETHER.

- FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, AND...

- BUT THEN, YOU KNOW, SHE ASKS ME A QUESTION--

"IS HE COMING HOME?"

BUT I COULDN'T LIE TO HER AND SAY,

"OH, YEAH, YOUR DADDY'S GONNA COME HOME

WHEN THE PLAY IS DONE,"

KNOWING THAT HE WASN'T PLANNING ON EVER COMING HOME.

- GET READY. YOU CAN DO THIS WITH YOUR PARENTS.

GET READY. SISTERS AND BROTHERS, YES...

[Camille laughing]

AND YOUR DADS.

- THAT FATHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIP

IS A VERY SPECIAL BOND.

I JUST WANT HER TO KNOW

THAT NO MATTER WHAT, MOMMY'S THERE.

- AND HOLD.

BREATHE.

AND SWITCH LEGS.

YOU'RE GOOD. SWITCH LEGS.

AND SMILE, EVEN THOUGH IT HURTS.

YOU CAN DO IT.

SMILE.

- COMING UP...

- WHY NOT?

- OH, MY GOSH.

[peaceful music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- CONGRATULATIONS.

- IT WAS A LOT OF WORK. - IT WAS.

- IT WAS VERY EMOTIONAL.

- HELLO. - HELLO.

HOW ARE YOU?

- HOW ARE YOU? HOW DID IT GO, MUMMY?

- IT WAS AMAZING.

- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. - THANK YOU.

- THIS IS SO SWEET HERE. - CONGRATULATIONS.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HOW DO YOU FEEL?

- SHE CAME OUT AND JUST LOOKED SO BEAUTIFUL IN HER GOWN.

- WAS IT? OH, YOU'RE GONNA CRY.

- I KNOW. - OH, GOOD LORD.

- THERE SHE IS.

- WHOO-HOO!

FARRAH'S HERE.

[cheers and applause]

- HONEY, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

- LOOK AT YOU.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

- HI. CONGRATULATIONS! - HEY!

- THANK YOU.

- I MEAN IT. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY.

I REALLY AM. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

YOU'RE THE BEST. - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

- MY RELATIONSHIP WITH FARRAH IS SUPER SPECIAL.

I HAVE THE SAME LOVE TOWARDS HER

THAT I HAVE FOR ALL MY OTHER KIDS.

- HI, AGAIN. CONGRATULATIONS.

- I DON'T KNOW. I'M KISSING EVERYBODY TODAY.

I DON'T CARE.

- I KNOW, YOU'RE SO LOVABLE. - I'M SO HAPPY.

- HI. HOW ARE YOU?

- FARRAH'S GRADUATION FELL ON A WEEKDAY

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

AND RUSSELL HAS A REALLY CRAZY SCHEDULE.

SO, UM, I JUST DECIDED TO GO BY MYSELF.

- OH, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS.

SHE OPENS HER THINGS SO DELICATELY,

LIKE SHE'S GONNA SAVE THE PAPER.

- OH, MY GOD.

- I THINK THAT SHE WAS A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSED

TO RECEIVE A GIFT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.

BUT I KNOW THAT SHE ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE RING.

BUT SHE'S NOT THE TYPE

THAT WOULD, IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY, MAKE A BIG DEAL.

SHE'S MORE SUBTLE.

- OH.

- THAT'S CRAZY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

OH, MY GOD.

- HELLO.

- TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET IT. - WAIT, I HAVE TO ASK--

I HAVE TO ASK YOU A QUESTION, BECAUSE THIS HAS TO DO WITH--

SO HE AND I HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR EIGHT YEARS.

YEAH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.

YEAH.

- MY MOM, ESTELLA--

DR. ESTELLA SNEIDER--

IS A PSYCHOLOGIST,

AND SHE HAS, UH, TWO POSTDOCTORATE DEGREES.

AND ONE OF THOSE POSTDOCTORATE DEGREES

IS IN THE, UH-- IN SEXUAL THERAPY.

- SO-- - WHAT'S THE KEY?

- WHAT'S THE KEY TO--

WELL, WE'VE BEEN IN IT FOR EIGHT YEARS,

BUT IT'S BEEN WORK.

- A LOT OF WORK, WITH THREE YOUNG KIDS.

- LIKE, HARD WORK.

- WHAT IS THE KEY?

- WHAT ADVICE DO YOU GIVE US FOR A LONG, HAPPY MARRIAGE?

OF COURSE.

- THAT IS TRUE. - WE BOTH DO.

- WE BOTH KNOW WHAT BUTTON TO PUSH.

- YES, YES.

- THAT'S SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.

- DEFINITELY.

SHE WAS A VERY SWEET LADY AND--AND LOVELY.

I THINK SHE WAS JUST SAYING

WE BASICALLY JUST HAVE TO KIND OF SUCK IT UP AT TIMES.

MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO GET TO KNOW US A LITTLE BIT BETTER.

[indistinct chatter]

- REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS LITTLE,

GURAISH, I PICKED HER UP AT SCHOOL, AND SHE WAS CRYING?

AND I SAID, "WHAT HAPPENED?" SHE SAID, "I GOT AN A-MINUS."

AND I SAID, "THAT'S GOOD." SHE GOES, "IT'S NOT AN A."

- [laughs]

- MY EX-HUSBAND'S NAME IS GURAISH.

WE GOT MARRIED WHEN I WAS 18 YEARS OLD,

AND HE WAS 23.

EVEN THOUGH WE GOT DIVORCED WHEN I WAS VERY YOUNG,

WE ALWAYS HAD THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER.

- WHAT IS THIS?

OH, WOW.

- KYLE AND FARRAH.

- HELLO?

- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. - HI.

- SHH, SHH, SHH.

- HI, IT'S UNCLE RICK AND THE GANG HERE...

- HI, EVERYONE.

- CALL YOU ALL THE WAY FROM EUROPE.

WE'RE SO SAD WE CAN'T BE WITH YOU TONIGHT.

- HI, FARRAH. IT'S AUNT KATHY.

- HI, AUNT KATHY. - WE LOVE YOU.

I HOPE YOU GOT OUR BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS.

- THANK YOU SO, SO MUCH. THEY'RE HUGE.

THEY'RE SO PRETTY. I LOVE THEM.

- IS KYLE THERE? - YEAH, SHE'S RIGHT HERE.

- HI.

HI, PARIS. HI, NICKY.

HI, RICK.

HI.

WE'RE SITTING HERE AT THE RESTAURANT.

EVERYONE'S LISTENING TO YOU.

SAY HI, EVERYBODY.

all: HI.

- OH, MY GOD, LOOK.

HOW NICE.

- MM-HMM, VERY GENEROUS.

- VERY GENEROUS.

- I THINK THEY GOT A COUPLE MORE ZEROS IN THERE

BECAUSE OF THEIR ABSENCE.

[laughs]

- COMPETITION, COMPETITION, COMPETITION.

THAT'S HER BEING.

ME, I GREW UP GOING TO SCHOOL ALL MY LIFE.

I HAD TO COMPETE, COMPETE, COMPETE

TO GET TO THE TOP, TOP, TOP.

OKAY, I LIKE THAT.

- I DON'T THINK IT'S ABOUT WINNING OR LOSING.

I THINK IT'S ABOUT BEING PASSIONATE

IN WHAT YOU'RE BELIEVING.

I COULD SEE THAT PAUL WAS GETTING

A LITTLE TIRED TALKING ABOUT OUR MARRIAGE.

OH, MY GOSH.

HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.

[scoffs] GOD. IT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE.

IT'S NOW TURNED TO PLASTIC SURGERY AGAIN,

THE CONVERSATION.

WHY IS THAT?

- PAUL?

- ANYTIME YOU WANT TO SEE ME,

I'M THERE FOR YOU...

AND VICE-VERSA NOW. [laughs]

THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - THANK YOU.

MWAH!

LOVELY, YES.

- FARRAH... [tapping on metal]

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY,

FIRST, CONGRATULATIONS.

- THANK YOU. - I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

TO MY SISTER, I RESPECT YOU.

I LOVE YOU.

I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.

CONGRATULATIONS.

- I KNOW THAT THIS WAS A HARD DAY FOR KYLE.

SHE WAS DISAPPOINTED

THAT MY OTHER SISTER COULDN'T MAKE IT WITH HER FAMILY.

BUT, UM, I WAS THERE.

- OH, DEAR.

OKAY.

- I'M SO GRATEFUL TO KIM

FOR BEING THERE FOR ME TODAY.

SHE REALLY HAD MY BACK.

[tapping on glass]

- WHAT?

- I FEEL VERY NERVOUS TO SPEAK RIGHT NOW,

BECAUSE...

I HAVE NOTHING WRITTEN.

[soft music]

♪♪ ♪♪

[crying] EVERY TIME I WOULD THINK ABOUT WRITING SOMETHING,

I WOULD START CRYING.

I'M SORRY.

AND I COULD NEVER GET THROUGH WHAT I WANTED TO SAY.

BUT, UM...

- OH, NO.

NOW I'M CRYING TOO.

I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW I'M GONNA FEEL

WHEN MY LITTLE BOYS

ARE OFF AND GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE,

BECAUSE I'M SURE MY HEART

IS GONNA BE RACING OUTSIDE OF MY BODY.

- FROM THE DAY YOU WERE BORN,

YOU'VE BEEN SUCH A BLESSING.

YOU HAVE BEEN, I MEAN,

I HATE TO USE THE WORD PERFECT, BUT PRETTY MUCH A PERFECT CHILD.

- THANK YOU.

- I THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME SO MUCH.

SOMEONE SAID, "HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN WAITING

FOR THIS DAY-- FOUR YEARS?"

I SAID, "NO, 21."

I HAVE, LIKE, CRUMBS ALL OVER MY FACE.

BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH

FOR MAKING ME PROUD EVERY DAY.

- I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

- I LOVE YOU.

[soft music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- THE DAY OF FARRAH'S GRADUATION WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE DAYS...

EVER.

- COMING UP...

- I THINK I SHOULD WEAR THE RED.

BUT THIS MIGHT BE BETTER FOR THIS WEATHER.

- THAT MIGHT BE-- HEY!

- SO?

[driving music]

- GOOD MORNING, DADDY. - OH.

- I BROUGHT TWO OF MY SONS TO PAUL'S OFFICE

BECAUSE IT WAS, UH, CAREER DAY.

I THOUGHT, "OH, LET'S GO WATCH DADDY,

"YOU KNOW, PLAY WITH THE, UH,

UH, STETHOSCOPE."

WAS THAT RIGHT? BLEH. I CAN NEVER SAY THAT RIGHT.

- CAN YOU TURN THE CAMERA THAT WAY?

OH.

[laughing] COULD YOU TURN THE CAMERA THIS WAY?

- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - TURN THE CAMERA THAT WAY.

- OH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT?

- I JUST DID.

- WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? OKAY.

- ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

- NEXT DAY WE'LL GO TO CAREER DAY AT MOMMY'S.

AND YOU CAN PLAY BUSINESSMAN. - AW.

I THINK MY FACE LOOKS FAT.

OH, MY GOD, I'M CROOKED. WAIT, HOLD ON.

- CAN YOU EXPLAIN TO THEM WHAT YOU'RE DOING,

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON YOURSELF?

- YOU WANNA SEE SOMETHING?

LOOK AT THIS, WATCH. [imitates whirring]

[kids laugh]

- YOU LIKE THAT?

- I JUST HOPE THAT SOMEDAY

THEY WANT TO BE BUSINESSMEN INSTEAD OF DOCTORS.

PROBABLY THE ONLY MOTHER IN THE WORLD

THAT DOESN'T WANT HER SON TO BECOME A DOCTOR.

[dramatic music]

♪♪ ♪♪

- SMILE.

BIGGER, LIKE YOU'RE HAPPY.

I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN I CAME IN.

- YOU DID? - MM-HMM.

- I CAME TO NEW YORK CITY FOR THE TONYS,

AND KELSEY PUT ME UP IN A HOTEL SUITE.

AND I WASN'T ALLOWED IN OUR APARTMENT.

HE MIGHT BE TRADING ME IN FOR A NEW MODEL.

I DON'T KNOW.

- NO, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

- HE SAID, "I FINALLY FEEL APPRECIATED

"NOW THAT I'M HERE IN NEW YORK,

AND I'M IN THIS SUCCESSFUL PLAY."

HOW ABOUT BEING WITH YOUR WIFE THAT'S BEEN THERE BY YOUR SIDE

FOR 13-PLUS YEARS

AND HELPED YOU THROUGH A HEART ATTACK,

YOUR MOTHER'S DEATH,

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SOBRIETY?

THAT'S NOT FULFILLING? YOU DON'T FEEL APPRECIATED?

I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T EXIST.

IT'S A BIG DECISION.

- THIS IS A BIG CHOICE. OKAY.

- WELL, LOOK AT THE WEATHER. IT'S POURING OUT.

- I CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

- I PLANNED ON WEARING THIS GORGEOUS RED DRESS,

AND I STILL THINK I SHOULD WEAR THE RED.

BUT THIS MIGHT BE BETTER FOR THIS WEATHER.

- THAT MIGHT BE-- HEY!

- HEY. - SO?

- HOW WAS REHEARSAL? - IT WAS GOOD.

- HOW WAS THE SHOW? - IT WAS GOOD.

- OKAY. - WE'RE TRYING TO DECIDE--

- I SEE THAT. - LOOK AT THE WEATHER.

- THIS IS GONNA BE A PAIN IN THE RAIN.

- YES, BUT THE RED IS JUST STUNNING.

BUT YOU THINK THE RED'S GONNA BE TOO MUCH?

WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WELL, IF IT'S RAINING,

I THINK IT'S THE BLACK ONE, HONESTLY.

- ONLY BECAUSE THAT'S GONNA BE A WET MESS.

- THE RED'S JUST GONNA GET DESTROYED.

- DO YOU WANNA SEE IT ON?

I COULD TRY IT ON. THEN YOU CAN TELL ME.

- WELL, IF YOU WANT TO. - LET ME JUST TRY IT ON.

- I'M SURE IT LOOKS GREAT.

- OKAY.

I THINK IF I DIDN'T SHOW UP,

PEOPLE WOULD BE QUESTIONING, WHY ISN'T CAMILLE HERE?

I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S A LOT OF THE REASON

WHY I WAS FLOWN IN BY HIM.

I DON'T THINK HE WAS READY TO ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS YET.

LOOK AT HOW--HOW THE FRONT-- HOW SEXY THAT IS.

- NO, I KNOW, IT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT.

- IT'S GONNA BE LIKE THIS. JUST GO FOR IT, RIGHT?

- I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST GO FOR IT.

- OKAY, WE'RE GONNA GO FOR IT.

- YOUR MAKEUP IS BETTER FOR THIS.

- IN MY HEART, I FELT THAT WE COULD WORK IT OUT.

YOU KNOW, WE'VE WORKED THROUGH THINGS BEFORE,

AND I THOUGHT, "OH, THIS IS JUST A PHASE.

"HE MIGHT BE GOING THROUGH A MIDLIFE CRISIS.

WE'RE GONNA WORK THIS OUT."

HEY, GUYS. [laughing]

- OH, MY GOD!

- LOOK AT YOU. - THANK YOU.

- OH, MY GOD.

OH, HE'LL LOVE IT.

- WOW. - THANK YOU.

- GORGEOUS.

- NICK.

MWAH, MWAH.

- CONGRATULATIONS. - CAN I HAVE ONE ON THE LIPS?

- THAT'S GOOD.

- WE NEED A GUY TO FOLLOW YOU, CARRYING THIS TRAIN.

- YEAH, I JUST WANNA RUN WITH THIS.

YES, DARLING.

HI.

YOU KNOW? - IT LOOKS GOOD.

- CONGRATULATIONS, AND GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.

- THANK YOU. - I LOVE YOU.

- THANK YOU. - YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT.

- I LOVE YOU TOO. THANK YOU.

- MY FEAR IS,

I DON'T WANNA END UP ALONE FOREVER.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I GOT MARRIED,

I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE MARRIED

UNTIL THE DAY I DIED.

YOU KNOW, BETTER OR WORSE, TILL DEATH DO US PART.

[cork pops] - NICE.

[all cheering]

- GLASSES. - HERE WE GO.

- RIGHT HERE.

- WELL, HERE'S TO, UH-- - LOOK AT ALL THE LOVE.

- HERE'S TO THE TONYS. HERE'S TO LOVE.

- THE WOMEN AND THE LOVE THAT SURROUND YOU.

- ISN'T THAT NICE? HERE.

- GOOD LUCK TONIGHT. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- GOOD LUCK TONIGHT.

- I'M PARTICULARLY THRILLED WITH ALL THE LOVE I'VE GOT

FROM THE BRITISH PEOPLE AND FROM--FROM MY, UH--

FROM MY FAMILY AND MY HOME, AS WELL.

- 13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE. - THERE YOU GO, BABE.

- THERE YOU GO.

- CHEERS.

[tense music]

- NEXT TIME, ON THE SEASON FINALE...

- WHO IS THIS WOMAN?

DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT SHE'S DESTROYING A FAMILY?

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

- AND IF YOU THINK THESE TWO ARE YOUR FRIENDS--

- OH, EXCUSE ME?

- CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME?

- UH, WELL, THIS IS MY PARTY.

SO DO ME A FAVOR AND STAY AWAY FROM ME.

- AND MOM HAD TO DIE

AND LEAVE THIS [bleep] ON MY SHOULDERS.

- MOM WAS A [bleep] LIAR.

- [bleep] YOU FOR TALKING LIKE THAT.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR [bleep] MIND?

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GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.