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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:05,630 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:05,633 --> 00:00:07,273 - SO WHAT'S THE LATEST WITH YOUR LITTLE COMPANY? 3 00:00:07,266 --> 00:00:09,726 - I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T CALL MY COMPANY LITTLE. 4 00:00:09,734 --> 00:00:11,004 - I WOULD SAY OUR MARRIAGE 5 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,430 IS ABOUT 80% BUSINESS AND 20% ROMANCE. 6 00:00:14,433 --> 00:00:16,003 - WHY DON'T I START GRABBING SOME SHIRTS 7 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,000 OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR YOU? 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,500 - ALL RIGHT, SURE. THANKS. 9 00:00:18,500 --> 00:00:20,370 - I'M USED TO KELSEY GOING AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS. 10 00:00:20,367 --> 00:00:21,567 NOT A WHOLE YEAR. 11 00:00:21,567 --> 00:00:22,567 - BYE, BABE! 12 00:00:22,567 --> 00:00:23,567 - BYE. 13 00:00:23,567 --> 00:00:25,067 - I JUST DON'T LIKE THE FACT 14 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,966 THAT YOU DON'T SUPPORT ME IN CERTAIN THINGS. 15 00:00:26,967 --> 00:00:28,727 - OH, MY GOD. YOU JUST WANT YOUR KIDS WITH YOU 16 00:00:28,734 --> 00:00:30,374 BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BY YOURSELF. 17 00:00:30,367 --> 00:00:32,997 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 18 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:37,966 - IT MAY LOOK LIKE I HAVE IT ALL, 19 00:00:37,967 --> 00:00:41,667 BUT I WANT MORE. 20 00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,797 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, IT'S WHO YOU KNOW, 21 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:47,100 AND I KNOW EVERYONE. 22 00:00:47,100 --> 00:00:50,000 - MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE, NOT WHO I AM. 23 00:00:52,033 --> 00:00:53,273 - I WAS A CHILD STAR, 24 00:00:53,266 --> 00:00:55,196 BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE 25 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,930 IS BEING A MOTHER. 26 00:00:57,934 --> 00:01:00,304 - IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES, 27 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,830 I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME. 28 00:01:03,834 --> 00:01:06,134 - IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW 29 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:08,733 AND SHINE. 30 00:01:24,734 --> 00:01:25,874 - ARE YOU READY? 31 00:01:25,867 --> 00:01:27,167 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S BEEN A WHILE. 32 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:28,396 - HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 33 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:29,970 - SINCE KELSEY LEFT. 34 00:01:29,967 --> 00:01:33,727 I HIT A LITTLE, BUT I DIDN'T PLAY A GAME OR ANYTHING. 35 00:01:33,734 --> 00:01:36,074 WHEN KELSEY'S AWAY, I TEND TO HANG OUT 36 00:01:36,066 --> 00:01:38,026 WITH GUY FRIENDS WHO ARE VERY ATHLETIC, YOU KNOW. 37 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:39,273 - SO WE'LL JUST GO NICE AND EASY. 38 00:01:39,266 --> 00:01:40,726 - I'M GONNA GO--YEAH. - NICE AND EASY. 39 00:01:40,734 --> 00:01:43,104 - AND THEN MOVE UP TO THE... 40 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,600 I PLAY TENNIS WITH NICK, 41 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,300 AND HE'S ONE OF MY DEAREST, CLOSEST FRIENDS. 42 00:01:46,300 --> 00:01:48,370 SHOULD WE STRETCH OUT OR ANYTHING? 43 00:01:48,367 --> 00:01:49,367 - ARE YOU GONNA STRETCH? 44 00:01:49,367 --> 00:01:52,227 - YEAH, JUST A LITTLE. 45 00:01:52,233 --> 00:01:53,233 - STRETCH THOSE GLUTES. 46 00:01:53,233 --> 00:01:57,433 - I KNOW. 47 00:01:57,433 --> 00:01:58,603 - SHOULD I STRETCH? 48 00:01:58,600 --> 00:01:59,830 - YOU MADE A PROMISE 49 00:01:59,834 --> 00:02:02,734 YOU'RE GONNA PLAY NAKED WITH YOUR JOCK STRAP. 50 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:04,474 NICK AND I ARE A BIT FLIRTY, 51 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:07,227 BUT IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY FLIRTATION. 52 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:10,803 NOTHING NEFARIOUS. 53 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,130 - DO WE NEED TO OPEN UP MORE BALLS, 54 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,533 OR DO YOU THINK WE GOT ENOUGH BALLS? 55 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:14,933 - WHAT? - WE GOT ENOUGH BALLS, OR... 56 00:02:14,934 --> 00:02:16,574 - UM... - WE'LL SEE HOW WE GO SO FAR. 57 00:02:16,567 --> 00:02:19,797 - OKAY. YOU'VE GOT PLACES TO STORE ALL THOSE BALLS, NICK? 58 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:22,300 - I GOT PLENTY OF SPACE. 59 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,430 - KELSEY'S FINE WITH ME HANGING OUT WITH HANDSOME NICK 60 00:02:24,433 --> 00:02:26,003 WHILE HE'S AWAY. 61 00:02:26,000 --> 00:02:27,730 IT'S ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS. 62 00:02:27,734 --> 00:02:30,134 - READY? - OKAY, GO AHEAD. 63 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,303 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 64 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:33,800 - GO BACK. HERE WE GO. 65 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,070 - WHOO. [laughs] 66 00:02:36,066 --> 00:02:37,766 - GO. RUN. 67 00:02:37,767 --> 00:02:39,327 - I'M A BIT OF A TOM BOY. I LIKE SPORTS. 68 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,433 SHOOT. OH, MY GOD. 69 00:02:41,433 --> 00:02:42,773 KEEP 'EM COMING. 70 00:02:42,767 --> 00:02:44,297 I FEEL COMFORTABLE HANGING OUT WITH MEN 71 00:02:44,300 --> 00:02:46,200 THAT EITHER I WORK OUT WITH, OR TRAIN WITH, 72 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,900 OR DO, YOU KNOW, PADDLE BOARD 73 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,770 AND DO SPORTS WITH. 74 00:02:51,767 --> 00:02:55,697 ALL KINDS OF SPORTS WITH--NO! 75 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,070 OOH, I'M NOT GONNA GET BACK IN TIME. 76 00:02:57,066 --> 00:02:58,066 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 77 00:02:58,066 --> 00:02:59,566 - THAT JUST SOUNDS SO BAD, 78 00:02:59,567 --> 00:03:02,297 THE WHOLE GUY THING. 79 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:04,470 I NEED A SEC. 80 00:03:04,467 --> 00:03:08,327 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S YOUR SHEER HOTNESS, OR... 81 00:03:08,333 --> 00:03:09,533 - OR YOU'RE JUST OUT OF BREATH? 82 00:03:09,533 --> 00:03:10,733 - I'M REALLY WORKING UP A SWEAT. 83 00:03:10,734 --> 00:03:12,774 - OR YOU'RE JUST PANTING? 84 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,567 IS THAT IT? YOU WANT TO HIT A COUPLE SERVES? 85 00:03:14,567 --> 00:03:15,667 - JUST SHOW ME THE FORM, 86 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,467 AND THEN WE'LL WRAP IT UP. 87 00:03:17,467 --> 00:03:21,327 - OKAY, READY? 88 00:03:21,333 --> 00:03:22,533 - PERFECT. 89 00:03:22,533 --> 00:03:23,433 - JUST LIKE THAT. ONE MORE. 90 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:25,633 - THAT WAS PERFECT, NICK. 91 00:03:25,633 --> 00:03:27,533 GORGEOUS. 92 00:03:27,533 --> 00:03:30,233 HE'S HOT. NICK IS HOT. HE'S A STUD. 93 00:03:30,233 --> 00:03:31,833 THANKS. 94 00:03:31,834 --> 00:03:33,334 YOU KNOW, IF KELSEY WAS HERE, 95 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:34,673 IT WOULD BE KELSEY AND I DOING IT, 96 00:03:34,667 --> 00:03:37,667 BUT NICK HAS KIND OF TAKEN ON THAT ROLE IN MY LIFE. 97 00:03:37,667 --> 00:03:41,127 IT WAS FUN. AH, I'M SO TIRED. AH. 98 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,730 [phone rings] 99 00:03:57,734 --> 00:04:00,374 - HEY, PAUL. 100 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:03,397 PAUL. 101 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,530 PAUL! 102 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:06,803 - YEAH? 103 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:07,770 - COME INTO THE LIBRARY. 104 00:04:07,767 --> 00:04:10,427 - UGH. 105 00:04:11,967 --> 00:04:13,327 YES, MY DARLING. 106 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,433 - GUESS WHAT? 107 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:16,833 JAY-Z's GONNA BE AT THE PALMS, 108 00:04:16,834 --> 00:04:19,804 AND I WANT TO GO AND I WANT TO TAKE THE GIRLS. 109 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,870 - WITH THE GIRLS. 110 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:23,167 - YEAH, I WANT TO TAKE 'EM TO VEGAS. 111 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:24,626 WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS? 112 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,803 YOU GUYS ALREADY HAD YOUR TIME IN SACRAMENTO. 113 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:31,100 YOU KNOW, LET THE GUYS COME AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 114 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,500 - I DON'T KNOW. 115 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:34,170 - I MEAN, I THINK IT'LL BE NICE. I MEAN, I LOVE JAY-Z. 116 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:36,626 - PAUL JUST WENT WITH ME TO VEGAS, SO, YOU KNOW, 117 00:04:36,633 --> 00:04:37,903 I'D PLANNED TO MAKE IT A GIRLS' TRIP. 118 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:39,300 - WE CAN LISTEN TO A LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC. 119 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,700 I THINK THAT'D BE GREAT. - YEAH. 120 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:42,800 HE WAS SO PERSISTENT, 121 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,130 I GUESS THE GUYS ARE COMING. 122 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,573 - SO HE'S PLAYING AT THE PEARL? 123 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:48,327 - I'M SURE IT'S ALREADY SOLD OUT, 124 00:04:48,333 --> 00:04:50,703 BUT I HAVE SOME CONNECTIONS THERE. 125 00:04:50,700 --> 00:04:52,400 - YOU'RE THE RIGHT PERSON TO GET GOOD SEATS. 126 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:56,470 - I, ALONG WITH MY FAMILY, OWN THE PALMS CASINO IN LAS VEGAS, 127 00:04:56,467 --> 00:04:58,897 SO WHEN WE GO I'M ABLE TO PULL A FEW STRINGS 128 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:00,830 AND GET A LITTLE SPECIAL TREATMENT. 129 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:02,734 DO YOU WANT TO CALL THE GUYS? 130 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:04,104 AND I'LL CALL THE GIRLS. 131 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,200 - YEAH, IT'D BE NICE, ALL OF US GETTING TOGETHER. 132 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,370 I THINK THAT'D BE FUN. 133 00:05:07,367 --> 00:05:08,927 ALL RIGHT. YOU NEED ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE? 134 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:11,934 - UM, NOT AT THIS POINT. 135 00:05:11,934 --> 00:05:13,504 - ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU IN A COUPLE HOURS? 136 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,830 - ALL RIGHT. 137 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:18,104 [shoes squeaking] 138 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:22,300 WOW, THOSE SHOES MAKE A LOT OF NOISE. 139 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,500 [squeaking continues] 140 00:05:32,233 --> 00:05:34,973 [phone rings] 141 00:05:34,967 --> 00:05:36,967 - HEY. - HI. 142 00:05:36,967 --> 00:05:38,797 - OH, ADRIENNE, SO GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU. 143 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:39,800 HOW ARE YOU? 144 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,800 - OH, MY GOSH, I MISS YOU. 145 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:43,170 - UGH. I MISS YOU TOO. 146 00:05:43,166 --> 00:05:44,866 - I HAVE AN IDEA. 147 00:05:44,867 --> 00:05:47,327 I'M THINKING ABOUT, LIKE, INVITING ALL THE GIRLS TO VEGAS. 148 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,873 - OH, I LOVE IT. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 149 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:51,467 - I KNOW KELSEY'S GONE. 150 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:53,567 - CAMILLE AND I HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A WHILE. 151 00:05:53,567 --> 00:05:55,067 SHE USED TO LIVE IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD. 152 00:05:55,066 --> 00:05:57,966 AND I KIND OF WANTED TO INCORPORATE HER 153 00:05:57,967 --> 00:05:59,397 WITH THE REST OF MY FRIENDS, 154 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:02,070 BECAUSE I FELT LIKE SHE WAS A LITTLE LONELY. 155 00:06:02,066 --> 00:06:03,496 I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY, YOU KNOW, 156 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,600 GETTING AWAY FOR A WEEKEND WITH THE GIRLS, 157 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:07,200 AND THE HUSBANDS ARE GONNA COME TOO. 158 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,470 - AND SPEND THAT TIME WITH YOU AND PAUL? 159 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:10,767 OH, GOD, YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT. 160 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,097 I'D LOVE IT. 161 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:14,300 YOU KNOW, KELSEY'S AWAY DOING HIS OWN THING IN NEW YORK, 162 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,700 AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT? 163 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,530 WHY NOT DO SOMETHING FOR ME?" 164 00:06:17,533 --> 00:06:20,303 YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS DOING EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY ELSE. 165 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,570 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU. 166 00:06:21,567 --> 00:06:23,297 THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 167 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,470 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY, SWEETIE. 168 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:25,667 - TAKE CARE. - TALK TO YOU SOON. 169 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:27,527 BYE-BYE. - BYE. 170 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:43,600 - HEY, GABE. 171 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:44,730 - HEY, LISA. HOW ARE YOU? 172 00:06:44,734 --> 00:06:45,904 - GOOD. OOH, THAT LOOKS GOOD. 173 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,100 WHAT IS IT? 174 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:48,300 - UH, THAT'S A LITTLE RISOTTO. 175 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,000 - OH, YUMMY. HEY, FRANCIS. 176 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:51,070 - WHAT'S UP, LISA? 177 00:06:51,066 --> 00:06:52,066 - EVERYTHING GOOD? 178 00:06:52,066 --> 00:06:53,696 - EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC. 179 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,370 - KEN AND I HAVE TWO RESTAURANTS. 180 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:57,267 WE HAVE SUR IN WEST HOLLYWOOD, 181 00:06:57,266 --> 00:07:00,126 AND WE HAVE VILLA BLANCA, WHICH IS IN BEVERLY HILLS. 182 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,103 OKAY, SO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TODAY? 183 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,530 - FIGS WRAPPED WITH PROSCIUTTO. 184 00:07:03,533 --> 00:07:05,073 - OKAY, GOOD. - WITH PESTO SAUCE. 185 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:06,626 - 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT TO BE, REALLY, LIKE, 186 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:08,973 EASY ON THE CARBS FOR THESE GIRLS. YEAH, YEAH. 187 00:07:08,967 --> 00:07:10,997 I TRY TO SPEND QUITE A LOT OF TIME AT VILLA BLANCA. 188 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,770 IT'S MY BABY, SO I HAVE TO NURTURE IT. 189 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,927 I HAVE TO FEED IT EVERY FOUR HOURS. 190 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:18,334 I DO HAVE TO GO IN AND REALLY WORK IT. 191 00:07:18,333 --> 00:07:19,673 LOBSTER TACOS? 192 00:07:19,667 --> 00:07:20,667 - LOBSTER EMPANADAS. 193 00:07:20,667 --> 00:07:21,667 - OH, OKAY, THAT'D BE GOOD. 194 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,127 - WONTONS... - ALL RIGHT. 195 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,373 OKAY, SO PLATE IT BEAUTIFULLY. 196 00:07:24,367 --> 00:07:25,827 - OKAY. - PUT THE ORCHIDS ON. 197 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,274 - ORCHIDS. - LET US SIT DOWN, 198 00:07:27,266 --> 00:07:29,466 HAVE A DRINK, AND THEN BRING IT OUT. 199 00:07:29,467 --> 00:07:30,867 AND COME OUT AND SAY HI. 200 00:07:30,867 --> 00:07:32,327 DON'T SEND SOMEBODY OUT. COME OUT AND SAY HI. 201 00:07:32,333 --> 00:07:33,973 - ALL RIGHTY. - ALL RIGHT, DARLING. 202 00:07:33,967 --> 00:07:35,627 - HAVE A NICE AFTERNOON, LISA. - OKAY, BYE. 203 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:37,403 IS THAT THE DOM PERIGNON ROSE? 204 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,130 - YEAH. - LOVE IT. 205 00:07:39,133 --> 00:07:40,873 CEDRIC. - YEAH? 206 00:07:40,867 --> 00:07:43,097 - CAN YOU MAKE SURE THERE'S SOME WHITE WINE ON THE TABLE? 207 00:07:43,100 --> 00:07:44,330 - WHICH WINE? - VILLA BLANCA. 208 00:07:44,333 --> 00:07:45,733 SAUVIGNON BLANC. - OKAY. 209 00:07:45,734 --> 00:07:48,674 - AND PUT SOME ICE IN THE ICE BUCKETS. HELLO. 210 00:07:48,667 --> 00:07:51,997 SO, UM, YOU HAVEN'T MET RUSSELL? 211 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:53,330 - THAT'S TAYLOR'S HUSBAND, YEAH? 212 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:54,833 - YEAH. I HAVEN'T MET HIM EITHER, 213 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:57,104 SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA BE LIKE. 214 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,730 I WANTED TO GET THE GROUP TOGETHER 215 00:07:58,734 --> 00:08:00,974 BEFORE WE WENT AWAY TO VEGAS. 216 00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:02,067 CHEERS. 217 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:03,296 MM. 218 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:05,200 I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING. 219 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,570 - HELLO, HELLO, HELLO. 220 00:08:06,567 --> 00:08:07,927 - HELLO, DARLING. OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 221 00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,974 JUST LOVELY. I LOVE THAT. 222 00:08:09,967 --> 00:08:10,967 HOW ARE YOU? 223 00:08:10,967 --> 00:08:12,497 MWAH. 224 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,630 CHEERS, DARLING. 225 00:08:13,633 --> 00:08:15,303 SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO IN VEGAS? 226 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,200 - I WANT TO GO TO THE CONCERT. JAY-Z. 227 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,400 - GAMBLING? 228 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,730 - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA DO GAMBLING. 229 00:08:19,734 --> 00:08:22,104 - WELL, I'VE BEEN TO VEGAS 100 TIMES, 230 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,900 BUT WHEN YOU GO WITH MISS MALOOF, 231 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,430 IT'S A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE. 232 00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,373 SHE OWNS HER OWN HOTEL. 233 00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:29,897 I MEAN, SHE REALLY OWNS THE TOWN. 234 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,800 I MEAN, SHE ACTUALLY DOES OWN THE TOWN. 235 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,200 - HEY. - HI. 236 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,530 IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING CROWD. HOW ARE YOU? 237 00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:40,573 THIS IS RUSSELL. 238 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:41,797 - YOU MUST BE RUSSELL. 239 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,030 - RUSSELL, YES. NICE TO MEET YOU. 240 00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,433 - HELLO, HI. LISA. HI. HI. 241 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,103 - LISA, NICE TO MEET YOU. - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 242 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,230 ALL I'VE HEARD FROM TAYLOR 243 00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:50,233 IS THAT RUSSELL IS THIS BIG, SEXY, 244 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:54,673 TEXAS COWBOY, AND THEN IN WALKS RUSSELL. 245 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,197 - YOU LOOK GREAT, AS USUAL. 246 00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,570 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING US. 247 00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,197 GORGEOUS RESTAURANT. 248 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,200 - LOVELY. 249 00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,200 - MWAH. MWAH. 250 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,200 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 251 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,970 - BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL. 252 00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:09,267 - GOT TO LOVE THE AIR KISSES. 253 00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:10,826 - I KNOW. both: MWAH. MWAH. 254 00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:12,134 - I LOVE BEVERLY HILLS, 255 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:13,633 BUT THERE'S CERTAINLY A LOT 256 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:16,703 OF SUPERFICIAL KIND OF ATTITUDES HERE. 257 00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,430 - MWAH. - YOU LOOK LOVELY. 258 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,873 - MWAH. 259 00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:21,867 - JUST, LIKE, A LOT OF AIR KISSING. 260 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:23,167 - MWAH. MWAH. 261 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,296 - IT'S VERY DIFFERENT TO WHERE I COME FROM, 262 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,770 BUT I WOULDN'T LIVE ANYWHERE ELSE. 263 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,800 - LOOK WHO'S HERE. - HEY, KIM. 264 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,100 - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 265 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,130 - HEY. LOVE YOU. 266 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,803 HI. - SHALL WE GO SIT DOWN? 267 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,000 - YEAH, LET'S GO SIT DOWN. 268 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,470 - IS THERE ENOUGH ROOM FOR US GUYS? 269 00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,097 - YEAH, JUST. A LITTLE SPACE ON THE... 270 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,200 CAN YOU BELIEVE I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM 271 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,600 AND SOMEBODY AGAIN HAS STOLEN A MIRROR OFF THE WALL? 272 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,970 - OH, COME ON. - HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 273 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,527 - IS IT ONE OF YOU GUYS? GIVE IT BACK. 274 00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:54,773 [laughter] - SORRY. 275 00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:55,927 - I'M SORRY. 276 00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:57,504 - THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT THIS BIG PURSE. 277 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,830 - HI, HOW ARE YOU? 278 00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:01,504 SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. NICE TO SEE YOU. 279 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,870 - SO THIS IS SMOKED SALMON SASHIMI 280 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:03,967 WITH A LITTLE VEGETABLE CAVIAR. 281 00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:05,467 - MM. 282 00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,467 - AND THEN CEDRIC IS HOLDING AHI TUNA SASHIMI 283 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,427 WITH CRISPY ONIONS AND PONZU SAUCE. 284 00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,103 - MM-HMM. - WOW. 285 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,130 - AND I'LL SET THAT DOWN ON THIS SIDE OF THE TABLE. 286 00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,273 - GOOD SPOT. 287 00:10:14,266 --> 00:10:15,566 - I'M GONNA DIG IN. 288 00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,697 - WELL, HERE'S DINNER. - I KNOW. 289 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,930 - FOR VEGAS. THAT'S IT. 290 00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:22,874 - LISA AND KEN, THIS FOOD IS SO GOOD. 291 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,704 KIM HAS A DATE TONIGHT. 292 00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,400 - OH! 293 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,470 - WHAT IS HIS NAME? 294 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,697 - OKAY, HOW DID YOU MEET HIM? 295 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,030 - IS HE CUTE? 296 00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,403 - AND WHERE ARE YOU MEETING HIM TONIGHT? 297 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,600 'CAUSE WE'RE ALL COMING. 298 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,670 - HAVE HIM COME MEET YOU HERE 299 00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,727 AND WE'LL ALL CHECK HIM OUT. 300 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:40,774 - THAT WOULD BE FUNNY. 301 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,727 - YEAH, MEET ALL MY FRIENDS. 302 00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,734 - I THINK HE NEEDS OUR STAMP OF APPROVAL. 303 00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:45,804 - ABSOLUTELY. 304 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,930 - YEAH, SEE IF HE CAN PASS THE TEST. 305 00:10:46,934 --> 00:10:48,834 - HOW ABOUT I MEET HIM FIRST... 306 00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:49,834 [laughter] 307 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,634 AND THEN I'LL INVITE YOU GUYS. 308 00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:54,603 - WE'LL DECIDE WHETHER YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT. 309 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,800 NO OFFENSE, BUT YOUR PAST CHOICES, MM.... 310 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:03,003 - I BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES. 311 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,330 WELL, I BEEN MARRIED TWICE, ACTUALLY. 312 00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,733 MY FIRST HUSBAND, WE WERE JUST TOO YOUNG. 313 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,904 MY SECOND HUSBAND WAS A GREAT GUY, 314 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,100 AND THEN ONE DAY JUST FLIPPED. 315 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:14,470 - I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF LETTING ME CHOOSE YOUR HUSBAND. 316 00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,967 OR WHOEVER. 317 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,067 - I'VE BEEN REALLY HAPPY BY MYSELF. 318 00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,697 - YOU KNOW, MY SON'S HAD THE STOMACH FLU THE PAST TWO DAYS, 319 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,700 AND IT'S ALWAYS BETTER WHEN YOUR HUSBAND'S AROUND 320 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,230 TO HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT. 321 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:30,303 - THOSE ARE THE LITTLE THINGS, HONESTLY, I THINK... 322 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,930 - THAT YOU MISS. 323 00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,934 - BUT THEN KELSEY TAKES OFF AND DOES A PLAY FOR A YEAR, 324 00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,434 AND I'M WITH THE KIDS, SO... 325 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,703 - RIGHT. 326 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,970 - I MEAN, I DO HAVE HELP. THANK GOD. 327 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,727 - CAMILLE WAS SAYING HOW HARD IT'S GONNA BE 328 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,004 FOR HER BEING A SINGLE MOM WITH KELSEY GONE, 329 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,400 RAISING HER KIDS. 330 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,100 WITH THE FOUR NANNIES. 331 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,900 MUST BE VERY HARD. 332 00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,900 - I'VE BEEN DOING THIS A LONG TIME BY MYSELF. 333 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,030 - I GIVE YOU A LOT OF CREDIT. 334 00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:53,473 I RESPECT THAT. THAT'S A LOT OF WORK. 335 00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:54,997 GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. 336 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,330 - YEAH. - GOOD JOB. 337 00:11:56,333 --> 00:12:00,633 - THANKS. 338 00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,733 - THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 339 00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:04,204 - I REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD TO VEGAS... 340 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,670 - OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST. ARE YOU KIDDING? 341 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,267 - YEAH. 342 00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:09,266 - WHAT I LOVE ABOUT VEGAS IS THAT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 343 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,366 AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN WITH THIS GROUP. 344 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,367 THAT'S FOR SURE. 345 00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,997 - TO VEGAS. 346 00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:17,774 - VEGAS. 347 00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,797 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN. 348 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,000 - COMING UP ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES... 349 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,570 - YES! 350 00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,997 - TO SEE ALL THESE WOMEN IN HIGH HEELS AND PLAYING BASKETBALL, 351 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,230 HILARIOUS. 352 00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,673 - WHAT? 353 00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:33,667 - I GIVE UP. 354 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:47,027 - I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE THIS DRESS. 355 00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,233 - THIS ONE TOO? 356 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,003 - YEAH, YEAH. LET'S TAKE THAT. 357 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,470 KEN, CAN YOU COME IN A SECOND? 358 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,927 - YEAH? 359 00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,134 - SHALL I TAKE THIS ONE? DO YOU LIKE THAT? 360 00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,803 - I THINK I'D WEAR THAT ON SATURDAY. 361 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,300 - DO I WEAR THAT TO THE CONCERT? 362 00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,570 - YEAH. 363 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,667 - PACKING FOR VEGAS? EASY. 364 00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,767 DRESSES, HEELS, GLITZ. 365 00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,627 WELL, MAYBE I'LL TAKE THAT AS THE RESERVE. 366 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,033 - THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES. 367 00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:10,573 - YOU KNOW, I KNOW ADRIENNE'S GONNA GO ALL OUT, 368 00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,097 'CAUSE SHE'S MISS VEGAS, 369 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,270 SO WE HAD TO KIND OF STEP IT UP A NOTCH. 370 00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,026 CAN YOU PUT THESE IN A LITTLE BAG? 371 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,433 YOU KNOW, LIKE THE LITTLE SHOE BAG THING. 372 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,433 - YOU HAVEN'T GOT MANY SHOES HAVE YOU? 373 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,903 - OH, STOP IT. 374 00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,830 WOMAN CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 375 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,174 THAT'S FOR SURE. 376 00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,866 - SO SHALL I GO AND START MINE, OR--? 377 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,897 - YEAH. YOURS IS ALL THE SAME ANYWAY. 378 00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,770 EVERY TIME WE GO AWAY, YOURS IS BORING. 379 00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,997 IT'S, LIKE, BLACK JACKET, WHITE SHIRT, AND JEANS. 380 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,370 DARLING, DO YOU NEED MY HELP? 381 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,597 - HAVE YOU... 382 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,100 YOU KNOW, I'M USELESS AT THIS. 383 00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,530 - HOW MANY PAIRS OF UNDERPANTS DO YOU NEED? 384 00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,503 - THREE. 385 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,670 - YOU NORMALLY WEAR ONE A WEEK. 386 00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,027 JUST KIDDING. 387 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,733 OKAY. 388 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,430 - GONNA MISS YOU. - TOY. 389 00:13:57,433 --> 00:14:00,603 - UM, YOU KNOW THAT WE'RE GOING TO SEE JAY-Z. 390 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,730 - DO YOU EVEN KNOW A JAY-Z SONG? 391 00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:05,274 - NO, BUT I KNOW THAT HE'S COOL. 392 00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,326 AND I KNOW THAT HE'S MARRIED TO BEYONCE, 393 00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,533 AND THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT. 394 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:11,633 I ONLY KNEW WHO HE WAS BECAUSE OF FARRAH, 395 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,373 BUT I WAS EXCITED ANYWAY. 396 00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,367 - HONEY, I'M HOME. 397 00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:19,597 - HI. [dog barks] 398 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600 - SHH. CHLOE. 399 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,670 - HI, GIRLS. 400 00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,027 [baby laughs] 401 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,173 - HONEY, I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE THING. 402 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,766 - YEAH. 403 00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:30,827 - I DON'T WANT ONE COMMENT ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF STUFF. 404 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,234 - HONEY, YOU'RE GOING FOR TWO DAYS. 405 00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,003 - I'M SERIOUS. 406 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,430 - TWO DAYS. 407 00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:39,203 - I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST THREE OUTFITS A DAY, 408 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,870 AND I HAVE TO HAVE BACKUPS. 409 00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,767 'CAUSE IF IT'S COLD, IF IT'S HOT, 410 00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,197 DEPENDING ON MY MOOD, 411 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,600 IF I FEEL CHUBBY THAT DAY, YOU KNOW, 412 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,830 THE OUTFIT CHANGES. 413 00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,034 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M MOVING THERE, 414 00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,573 BUT I'M JUST...PREPARED. 415 00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,367 OKAY, NO ROOM FOR DAD. 416 00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,904 - RUSSELL. 417 00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,300 HONEY, YOU KNOW, WE'RE LEAVING FOR VEGAS. 418 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,900 YOU NEED TO PACK, SWEETIE. 419 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,870 I KNOW YOU'VE GOT A MILLION THINGS GOING ON, 420 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,097 BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE NAKED IN VEGAS. 421 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,570 YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO OLD FOR THAT, I THINK. 422 00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,767 [laughs] 423 00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:16,767 I STARTED PACKING FOR RUSSELL 424 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,127 WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING, 425 00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,973 I THINK, JUST AS A SWEET THING TO DO FOR HIM. 426 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,527 YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS? LITTLE CASHMERE? 427 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,803 OKAY, GOOD. LOOKS GOOD ON YOU. 428 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,700 BUT AS IT IS IN MOST MARRIAGES, 429 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:28,400 AS SOON AS YOU SHOW SOMEONE THAT YOU CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM, 430 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,470 IT BECOMES EASIER FOR ME TO DO IT 431 00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:31,497 THAN FOR HIM TO DO IT. 432 00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,130 - AND MY BLACK SHIRT. 433 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,933 - OH, THAT-- YOU ALWAYS LOVE THAT. 434 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,674 THE BLACK SHIRT. IT GOES EVERYWHERE WITH US. 435 00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,867 UM, LIKE SATURDAY DAY WE'RE GONNA BE AT THE POOL. 436 00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:43,797 - I HAVE TO GO TO SCOTTSDALE ON SATURDAY. 437 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,870 - WHAT? - JUST FOR THREE HOURS. 438 00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,197 - HONEY. 439 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,100 - THOUGHT I WOULD KIND OF SQUEEZE IT IN 440 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,930 BEFORE WE COME BACK TO LOS ANGELES. 441 00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:56,526 - OKAY. 442 00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,033 YOU'RE SQUEEZING IN WORK 443 00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,733 IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR WEEKEND AWAY? 444 00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:00,874 - JUST A LITTLE PIECE. 445 00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,697 - HERE WE ARE PLANNING THIS GREAT WEEKEND 446 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,600 AND IT'S A BIG COUPLES GETAWAY, 447 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,830 AND NOW, AS USUAL, SOMEHOW BUSINESS 448 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,604 IS GETTING SLIPPED INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT. 449 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,700 OKAY, SO FORGET DAYTIME SATURDAY FOR RUSSELL. 450 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,230 - I NEED MY LAPTOP. 451 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,073 I NEED MY SUNGLASSES. SOME WORKOUT CLOTHES. 452 00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:19,666 MAYBE A PAIR OF JEANS AND A PAIR OF SLACKS. 453 00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,397 AND THEN A COUPLE OF DRESS SHIRTS. 454 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,670 - OKAY. - OKAY. 455 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,867 - DONE. 456 00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:27,097 CONSIDER YOURSELF READY TO FLY. 457 00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:31,170 - PERFECT. - THANK YOU. 458 00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,666 [exhales] 459 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,170 - THERE'S MY BAG. 460 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,766 - DON'T GET IT. LET THE GUYS GET IT. 461 00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,867 - THAT'S MY MAKEUP. THIS IS JUST MY MAKEUP. 462 00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,767 - THAT'S JUST SHOES. 463 00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:53,627 - LISA'S PANTIES ARE IN THAT BAG. 464 00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,433 - WHOO-HOO! THIS FEELS LIKE VEGAS, BABY. 465 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,103 - YEAH. 466 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,400 - REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS AT THE PALMS 467 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,130 DOESN'T STAY AT THE PALMS. 468 00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,303 [laughter] 469 00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,130 - WHO'S GONNA GET MARRIED AT ONE OF THOSE CHAPELS? 470 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:10,103 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE OLD CHAPEL WEDDINGS. 471 00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,200 - I WAS NOT BUMMED OUT THAT KELSEY COULDN'T BE THERE. 472 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,970 EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW HIM. 473 00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,897 THE ATTENTION ALWAYS GOES TO HIM. 474 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,270 SO I'M HAPPY TO BE THERE 475 00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:20,926 WITHOUT THE CONVERSATION BEING ALL ABOUT MY HUSBAND. 476 00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:23,704 I LIKE THAT. 477 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:28,967 - HI. 478 00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:31,297 HOW ARE YOU DOING? 479 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,070 - GOING TO VEGAS WITH ADRIENNE 480 00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:36,126 IS ALWAYS A BETTER TIME THAN GOING WITHOUT ADRIENNE, 481 00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,073 BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THERE'S DEFINITELY SOME PERKS 482 00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:39,596 IN HANGING OUT WITH THE OWNER OF THE CASINO. 483 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,000 - I WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS VERY, VERY COOL SUITE 484 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,330 CALLED THE HARDWOOD SUITE. 485 00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,203 ACTUALLY, LARRY, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE US, RIGHT? 486 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,270 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE HARDWOOD SUITE RIGHT NOW. 487 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,326 - I'M NOT ONE TO REALLY SHOW OFF. 488 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,833 THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE. 489 00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,774 BUT WHEN I TOOK THE GIRLS THERE, 490 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:57,467 I REALLY WANTED THEM TO SEE THE HARD WORK WE PUT IN 491 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,427 TO MAKING IT A SPECTACULAR PLACE. 492 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,873 - OH, MY GOD. LOOK AT THIS. 493 00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:04,867 - OVERSIZED BED FOR A BASKETBALL PLAYER. 494 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,497 - MAKES YOU KIND OF FEEL LIKE YOU'RE IN A RAP VIDEO. 495 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,200 - THIS IS A GOOD PLACE TO HAVE A LITTLE PARTY. 496 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,070 - WE DECIDED TO DO A BASKETBALL SUITE, 497 00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:12,726 BECAUSE WE'RE IN THE NBA BUSINESS 498 00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,334 ON THE SACRAMENTO KINGS. 499 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,473 WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT, UNIQUE, 500 00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,427 SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER EXPERIENCE IN YOUR LIFE. 501 00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:21,033 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? THERE IS A BASKETBALL COURT. 502 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,333 - I KNOW. - THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS. 503 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,973 - WHAT I LOVE ABOUT ADRIENNE 504 00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:25,297 IS THAT SHE'S SO HUMBLE AND LOW KEY, 505 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,700 YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW 506 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,030 THAT SHE OWNS THIS GORGEOUS HOTEL AND CASINO. 507 00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,333 - OH, MY GOSH. 508 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,133 WE'RE HAVING A PARTY IN HERE TONIGHT. 509 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,530 - YES! 510 00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:43,573 - TO SEE ALL THESE WOMEN 511 00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,267 IN HIGH HEELS AND PLAYING BASKETBALL, 512 00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:46,266 OH, MY GOSH. 513 00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:48,326 HILARIOUS. 514 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,433 - OKAY. 515 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,033 - OH, LISA. 516 00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,573 - OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR A DRINK. I GIVE UP. 517 00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200 - THIS IS A GREAT VIEW. 518 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,430 - WELCOME TO VEGAS. WHERE'S THE MINI BAR? 519 00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:05,733 - [laughs] 520 00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,904 OH, THIS IS A GORGEOUS ROOM. 521 00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,870 WE CAN WATCH THE SUNSET WHILE WE GET READY. 522 00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,567 - LET'S FIND THE MINI BAR AND THEN GET NAKED. 523 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,527 - [laughs] 524 00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,733 WELL, I MISS OUR LITTLE GIRL, 525 00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,174 BUT IT'S KIND OF NICE JUST TO GET AWAY, 526 00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,566 JUST THE TWO OF US. 527 00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,827 I SO RARELY HAVE YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION 528 00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,274 AWAY FROM THE OFFICE. 529 00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:21,596 - IT'S GONNA BE NICE. - YEAH. 530 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,330 - A WEEKEND WITH NO KIDS? - I KNOW. 531 00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,373 AND NO WORK? 532 00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,397 - HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? 533 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,470 - YEAH. 534 00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,897 - MAYBE A LITTLE WORK. 535 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,100 YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT BACK 536 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,170 IN TIME FOR THAT CONCERT THOUGH, RIGHT? 537 00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,166 - OH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 538 00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,366 - ALL RIGHT. 539 00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,497 I TRULY WANTED TO MARRY SOMEONE FOR LOVE 540 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,000 AS OPPOSED TO JUST MARRYING 541 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,070 TO GET TO WHERE I WANTED TO BE IN LIFE. 542 00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,466 - SO YOU ENJOY THE SPA. 543 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,567 BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT, I'LL BE BACK. 544 00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:44,567 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT? 545 00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:47,327 - OKAY. 546 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,703 UNBELIEVABLE. 547 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,500 BUT I KNEW WHEN I MARRIED RUSSELL 548 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,870 THAT HE WORKED NONSTOP, 549 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,227 THAT HE WAS SOMEONE WHO WAS NOT GONNA BE THERE 550 00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:57,103 HOLDING MY HAND AND, YOU KNOW, BE BY MY SIDE 551 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,430 24 HOURS A DAY. 552 00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,003 'CAUSE THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN THE WAY IT IS. 553 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,830 OKAY. 554 00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,733 I HOPE IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 555 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,100 COMING UP ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES... 556 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,630 - CAMILLE'S DANCING WAS, LIKE, 557 00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:17,903 SHE WAS REALLY SHAKING IT AND MOVING IT. 558 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,400 I THINK ALL THAT'S MISSING WAS A POLE, REALLY. 559 00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,670 - MONEY? I MEAN HONEY. COME ON. 560 00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,827 THIS IS CUTE, ISN'T IT? 561 00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,934 - I LOVE IT. LOOKS GOOD. 562 00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:45,234 LET ME SEE. 563 00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:47,403 YOU LOOK HOT. 564 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,400 - [sighs] 565 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:02,370 HERE I AM IN THIS BEAUTIFUL HOTEL ROOM ALL BY MYSELF. 566 00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,727 LONELY. 567 00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,434 KIND OF SAD. 568 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,433 I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE ANYMORE. 569 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,733 I SEE MY SISTERS, AND THEY HAVE THEIR WONDERFUL HUSBANDS, 570 00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:15,634 AND I WANT THAT FOR ME NOW. 571 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:19,803 I DO WANT TO FIND SOMEBODY THAT I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH. 572 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,030 - HI, IT'S KYLE. 573 00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,033 PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [beep] 574 00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,573 - HI, IT'S ME. I'M IN MY ROOM. 575 00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,067 IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 576 00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,496 WANT TO SEE IF YOU'RE IN YOURS YET. 577 00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,770 UM, OH, MY GOSH, THERE'S A FIRE ON. 578 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,227 ANYWAY, CALL ME BACK. LOVE YOU. 579 00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,373 OH, AND I WANT TO FIND OUT FOR SURE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING. 580 00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:35,567 LOVE YOU. 581 00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,673 - HI. 582 00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,197 - THE ROOMS ARE SEXY ROOMS, AREN'T THEY? 583 00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,500 - YEAH. 584 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,700 - OH, I LOVE MY ROOM. - YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT. 585 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,800 - COCKTAIL FOR THE LADY? 586 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,800 - I DON'T DRINK, SO... 587 00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,100 - I HAVE FLAT WATER FOR YOU. 588 00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,070 I CAN GET SPARKLING WATER FOR YOU. 589 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,666 - NO, WE WANT A FUN DRINK. 590 00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,027 CAMILLE, A FUN DRINK. 591 00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:12,773 - WHAT KIND OF FUN DRINKS DO YOU HAVE? 592 00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,427 - PICKLE JUICE MARTINI IS DELICIOUS. 593 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,273 - LET'S GO FOR IT. WHY NOT? 594 00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,126 I'M NOT A BIG DRINKER. 595 00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:20,233 I'LL NURSE ONE DRINK ALL NIGHT, 596 00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:21,533 BUT I BARELY DRINK ANY OF IT. 597 00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:24,573 SO IF I DRINK ANYTHING, YOU WILL BE CARRYING ME HOME. 598 00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:27,267 - THAT'S THE PLAN. 599 00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:29,296 - A LOT OF THE GIRLS ARE ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK, 600 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,870 BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN, BECAUSE I JUST--I DON'T DRINK. 601 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,127 - EVERYBODY REAL QUICK, THIS IS CHEF GINO. 602 00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:35,133 - HEY, CHEF GINO. 603 00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,433 - CHEF BARRY. 604 00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:40,073 - BUTTERNUT SQUASH RISOTTO WITH SOME BASIL OIL. 605 00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,596 PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO, 606 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,200 LITTLE TOUCH OF MASCARPONE CHEESE, OKAY? 607 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,170 - NICE - GORGEOUS. 608 00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,796 - WOW. 609 00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,100 - RESTAURANTS, I'M ALWAYS THE ONE THAT'S KIND OF IN CONTROL 610 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,700 AND, YOU KNOW, ORGANIZING EVERYTHING, 611 00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,470 SO IT WAS REALLY NICE TO ACTUALLY GIVE UP 612 00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:53,267 AND LET ADRIENNE RUN WITH IT. 613 00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,526 - CHEERS, EVERYBODY. - CHEERS. 614 00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:56,673 - NICE TO HAVE ALL OF YOU. 615 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,127 - PAUL, THANK YOU FOR HAVING US. 616 00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,203 - RUSSELL, NICE TO MEET YOU. 617 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,570 - TO A VERY FUN AND WONDERFUL EVENING. 618 00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,027 - TO OUR HOST. 619 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:05,173 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR A WONDERFUL WEEKEND. 620 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,166 - THANK YOU. 621 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,066 - WOW. BEAUTIFUL. 622 00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:10,966 - THE, UH... - THE LUMP CRAB. 623 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:11,967 - YEAH. - I GOT SOME FOR YOU. 624 00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:13,267 - THAT'D BE GREAT. 625 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,296 - EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD. OH, MY GOD. 626 00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,630 - THANK YOU. 627 00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,573 - I GOT ONE QUICK FUNNY STORY ABOUT ADRIENNE. 628 00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,327 SO, YOU KNOW, WHEN I MET ADRIENNE, 629 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,803 SHE SAID, YOU KNOW, 630 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,530 "I WANT TO COOK YOU A BEAUTIFUL DINNER TONIGHT." 631 00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,473 SHE COMES OUT WITH THIS PIECE OF CHICKEN 632 00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:25,567 WITH NOTHING ELSE. 633 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:27,127 PIECE OF CHICKEN ON A PLATE. 634 00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,573 AND WHAT SHE DID WAS, 635 00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:30,597 SHE GOT A FROZEN BREAST. - COME ON. 636 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,400 - COOKED IT FOR FIVE MINUTES AND GIVE IT TO ME. 637 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,530 - NO, ON BOTH SIDES. 638 00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,473 - YEAH, BOTH SIDES. 639 00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:37,767 AND SHE HAD HER LITTLE DOG, A LITTLE MALTESE, 640 00:23:37,767 --> 00:23:39,967 AND THIS DOG WAS BARKING NONSTOP. 641 00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,427 - AND I'M SITTING THERE GOING, "OH, MY GOD." 642 00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:47,203 AND SHE'S SITTING THERE READING A BOOK, RELAXING. 643 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,670 AND I'M SAYING, "OH, MY GOD. HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?" 644 00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:51,867 AND I SAID, "SHE'LL BE AN INCREDIBLE MOTHER." 645 00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,267 - LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 646 00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,126 THAT REASON ABOUT BEING THE GOOD MOTHER 647 00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,673 IS THE EXACT REASON THAT I MARRIED KYLE. 648 00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:59,527 BECAUSE WHEN I MET HER SHE HAD FARRAH, 649 00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:02,373 AND I GOT, LIKE, AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEE, LIKE... 650 00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,067 - LIKE A GLASS BALL, YOU GOT TO SEE THE FUTURE. 651 00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:07,696 - IT WAS REALLY COOL, AND IT WAS IMPORTANT. 652 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,900 - BEFORE THE TRIP, I THOUGHT, 653 00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,400 "OH, I'LL BE THE ONLY ONE ALONE AGAIN." 654 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,330 I THOUGHT, "I'LL BE FINE." 655 00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,173 BUT HONESTLY TO BE ALONE WAS, 656 00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:20,126 YOU KNOW, REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 657 00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,273 [laughter] 658 00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:24,096 - I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT CAMILLE AND KELSEY. 659 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,530 - UM, HIS AGENT SET US UP. 660 00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,203 HIS AGENT WAS A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE. 661 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,270 AND HIS AGENT SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU COME TO NEW YORK WITH ME? 662 00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,466 "I KNOW A GIRL IN NEW YORK THAT YOU'D REALLY LIKE, 663 00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,227 AND I THINK YOU MIGHT EVEN MARRY HER," 664 00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:35,303 AND SURE ENOUGH WE MET. 665 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,030 IT WAS A BLIND DATE. 666 00:24:37,033 --> 00:24:38,873 - AND THE REST IS HISTORY. - AND THE REST IS HISTORY. 667 00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:40,327 - WHAT DID HE TELL HIM ABOUT HER 668 00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,703 THAT MADE HIM WANT TO FLY ACROSS THE COUNTRY? 669 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,100 HMM. 670 00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,400 AND WHAT ABOUT-- WHERE'D YOU GUYS MEET? 671 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,500 - I HAD MY ATTORNEY CALL HER ATTORNEY. 672 00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,100 [laughter] 673 00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:53,370 - AND THE PRENUP WAS WRITTEN. NO, NO, NO. 674 00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,497 - WELL, NO, THE PRENUP WAS ALREADY, UM... 675 00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,570 - YES, ESTABLISHED. 676 00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:00,427 - WE MET IN A RESTAURANT WAITING FOR A TABLE. 677 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:03,733 AND I SAW HIM FROM A DISTANCE AND DECIDED THAT-- 678 00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,067 I SAW HIM FROM A DISTANCE, 679 00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:09,166 AND I JUST KNEW I WAS GONNA BE WITH HIM ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. 680 00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,296 - [clears throat] 681 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,600 I JUST DON'T BELIEVE FOR A SECOND 682 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,200 THAT TAYLOR WOULD SEE RUSSELL ACROSS THE ROOM. 683 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,470 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 684 00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:18,427 - AND HE AVOIDED ME LIKE THE PLAGUE. 685 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,303 - WAIT A MINUTE. USUALLY IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 686 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,570 - I RAN FOR THREE MONTHS. 687 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:23,867 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? SHE'S GORGEOUS. 688 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,897 - I RAN. - I HAD TO CHASE HIM FOR MONTHS. 689 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,070 - WHAT? - WAIT A MINUTE. 690 00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,526 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 691 00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:30,833 - I WAS JUST HAPPY BEING SINGLE AT THE TIME, AND... 692 00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:32,234 - TAYLOR, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. 693 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,703 YOU HAD YOUR EYES ON HIM? - YEAH. 694 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,100 - ...SUCH A GREAT CATCH. 695 00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,170 NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. 696 00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:38,426 WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE? 697 00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:41,473 - I WOULD LIKE TO THINK THAT HE WENT ON BENDED KNEES 698 00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,797 AND CRAWLED A THOUSAND MILES TO GET THAT GIRL. 699 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,770 I MEAN, TAYLOR'S A BRIGHT, VIVACIOUS, ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. 700 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:51,497 EVIDENTLY, OPPOSITES ATTRACT. 701 00:25:59,367 --> 00:26:01,867 IN VEGAS, THE NIGHT NEVER ENDS WITH DINNER, 702 00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:04,867 SO WE WENT TO ADRIENNE'S CLUB IN THE CASINO. 703 00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:14,096 - YOU GO, GIRL! 704 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,300 THE WAY CAMILLE MOVES WHEN SHE'S DANCING, 705 00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,900 I CAN SEE WHY KELSEY MARRIED HER. 706 00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,330 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SHE'S VERY SEXY. 707 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,003 - OH, MAN. 708 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,400 - WHOO! 709 00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:54,074 - ALL OF THE HUSBANDS, 710 00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:56,296 EVERY ONE OF 'EM WAS UP AND DANCING, 711 00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,200 AND THE SURPRISING THING TO ME 712 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,400 IS MY HUSBAND DIDN'T EVEN DANCE AT MY WEDDING. 713 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,570 SO THIS WAS A FIRST FOR RUSSELL AND ME 714 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,867 TO GET UP AND DANCE TOGETHER. 715 00:27:08,633 --> 00:27:10,503 - WHOO! 716 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,330 - I THINK ALL THE GIRLS LET LOOSE IN VEGAS. 717 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:15,773 THEY ALL HAD A GREAT TIME. 718 00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,800 - CAMILLE'S DANCING WAS, LIKE, 719 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,070 SHE WAS REALLY SHAKING IT AND MOVING IT. 720 00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,566 I THINK ALL THAT'S MISSING WAS A POLE, REALLY. 721 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,473 - IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T TRUST MY HUSBAND. 722 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,827 IT'S THAT I DON'T TRUST OTHER WOMEN. 723 00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:46,134 WOMEN ARE BARRACUDAS. 724 00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,333 YOU COME NEAR MY HUSBAND, AND I WILL...[hisses]. 725 00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:52,066 COMING UP ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES... 726 00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,466 - ON THE OPERATING TABLE, 727 00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:55,167 THE DOCTOR SAID, "I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU, 728 00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:56,566 'CAUSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS." 729 00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:57,997 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 730 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,200 AND KELSEY SAT IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND WENT, "NO!" 731 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,770 [laughter] 732 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,000 - ANY TRICKS IN THOSE BAGS OF YOURS, LADIES? 733 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,200 - WELL, NEVER HURTS TO HAVE A LITTLE EYELINER. 734 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,230 - ALL RIGHT. 735 00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:16,373 - YOU DON'T NEED MAKEUP. 736 00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:18,497 THAT'S THE SAD TRUTH OF IT, MISSY. 737 00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,700 - NO, I DO. I DO. 738 00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,100 - OH, I DO LIKE THIS BLUSH, THOUGH. 739 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,470 WHAT'S IT CALLED? - ORGASM. 740 00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:24,467 - MM, WHAT A COINCIDENCE. 741 00:28:24,467 --> 00:28:25,567 [laughter] 742 00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:27,967 - NO WONDER I WAS ENJOYING IT SO. 743 00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,867 MY CHEEKS HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY. 744 00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:31,897 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 745 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:32,870 - NO, THANK YOU. 746 00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:33,927 I'VE HAD ONE ALREADY TODAY. 747 00:28:33,934 --> 00:28:36,804 - OH, I SEE. [laughter] 748 00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:52,897 - WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH? 749 00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,900 - YEAH. 750 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,900 - I LOVE IT. NICE. 751 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,500 WHAT A NICE DAY. 752 00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:04,967 - OKAY, GREAT. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 753 00:29:04,967 --> 00:29:08,027 - ALL RIGHT. 754 00:29:08,033 --> 00:29:09,173 - OH, IT'S PERFECT. 755 00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,626 - IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT. 756 00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:12,873 - ARE YOU HUNGRY? DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOMETHING? 757 00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:14,397 - I ACTUALLY DO WANT TO EAT SOMETHING. 758 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,870 - DID YOU EAT THIS WEEK? 759 00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:17,427 - NO, I WAS TRYING NOT TO EAT THAT MUCH 760 00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,673 SO THAT I WOULD FEEL GOOD FOR VEGAS. 761 00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:21,997 - WELL, WE FEEL REALLY GOOD 762 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,670 UNTIL CAMILLE WALKS IN. - YEAH, EXACTLY. 763 00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:28,067 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUSH CAMILLE IN THE POOL. 764 00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:32,266 - THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA, AS LONG AS YOU DO IT. 765 00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:33,326 - GOOD MORNING, GUYS. - HEY. 766 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,533 - HI. 767 00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:37,273 - HELLO, LADIES. GOOD MORNING. 768 00:29:37,266 --> 00:29:39,226 - I WAS A LITTLE CHILLY, SO I HAD TO COVER UP A LITTLE. 769 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:40,803 - OH, YOU WAIT TILL CAMILLE TAKES IT OFF. 770 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,230 YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE SPECTACULAR. 771 00:29:42,233 --> 00:29:43,673 - YOU LOOK GREAT. - THANK YOU. 772 00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:49,033 - HOLY TOLEDO. 773 00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:51,403 I WOULD BE RUNNING AROUND WITH A NAPKIN ON 774 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,700 IF I HAD HER BODY. 775 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,930 - WHERE SHOULD I PUT MY ROBE? 776 00:29:53,934 --> 00:29:55,134 - WE HAVE THE SAME SHOES ON, CAM. 777 00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:56,933 - DO WE? 778 00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:58,574 - I KNOW. WE ALL HAVE THE SAME SHOES. 779 00:29:58,567 --> 00:30:00,127 WE'RE ROCKING THE SAME SHOE. 780 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,573 - HI, GIRLS. - HI. 781 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:06,267 - HI, DARLING. - HELLO, EVERYBODY. 782 00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:09,066 - I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE HANGING OUT WITH MEN THAN WOMEN, 783 00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:11,426 BECAUSE I THINK WOMEN CAN BE VERY CATTY, 784 00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,273 AND I DON'T LIKE CATTINESS. 785 00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,326 YOU'RE GONNA MOVE ME? - YEAH. 786 00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,233 - GET--OKAY. [laughs] 787 00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:17,973 I'M ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MEN. 788 00:30:17,967 --> 00:30:19,897 THIS IS GONNA LOOK REALLY BAD FOR ME. 789 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,130 - I LIKE SPORTS AND ENJOYING MYSELF. 790 00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:26,073 LIFE'S TOO SHORT. 791 00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,566 - YOU GUYS WANT A SHOT? 792 00:30:27,567 --> 00:30:29,267 - I'LL TAKE A SHOT. 793 00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:30,526 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 794 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:31,833 - BUT ONLY IF SOMEBODY KEEPS ME COMPANY. 795 00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:32,974 - ALL RIGHT. 796 00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:34,267 - OKAY, I'LL HAVE A TEQUILA SHOT. 797 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,066 - YES! - OH, YAY! 798 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:38,296 - YES. 799 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,100 - OH. OKAY, YES. 800 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,400 - THE GUYS ARE SO MUCH FUN. 801 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,500 - MR. MEXICO. 802 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,500 - AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 803 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,830 THEY DON'T EDIT THEMSELVES. 804 00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,704 THEY JUST SAY WHATEVER'S ON THEIR MIND. 805 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,100 THEY FEEL, THEY SAY IT. 806 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,730 THE WOMEN ARE STILL EDITING THEMSELVES. 807 00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:52,404 [speaking Spanish] 808 00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,804 - "UP AND DOWN AND THE CENTER AND IN," RIGHT? 809 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,070 - AND THEN YOU TAKE A LITTLE SALT, 810 00:31:01,066 --> 00:31:02,426 A LITTLE TEQUILA, AND A LITTLE LIME. 811 00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:03,733 - WHAT ARE YOU SIPPING IT FOR? 812 00:31:03,734 --> 00:31:05,304 - CAMILLE, YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT DOWN IN ONE, 813 00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,600 OTHERWISE YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT. 814 00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,830 GO ON. 815 00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,204 - YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO DRINK. 816 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,830 YOU GUYS ARE TRYING TO GET ME TO DRINK. 817 00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,274 I LIKE THIS TECHNIQUE BETTER. 818 00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:15,596 - THIS ONE'S BETTER, RIGHT? 819 00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,730 - CAMILLE HAS ADMITTED THAT SHE IS A GUY'S GIRL, 820 00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:18,774 NOT A GIRL'S GIRL. 821 00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:19,767 - MM. 822 00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:24,627 - AND I THINK THAT'S OBVIOUS. 823 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,103 - I WISH I NEVER HAD THEM DONE FROM THE BEGINNING. 824 00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,000 ON THE OPERATING TABLE, THE DOCTOR SAID, 825 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,400 "I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU, 826 00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,770 BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL BREASTS." 827 00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:32,727 - OH, REALLY? - YEAH. 828 00:31:32,734 --> 00:31:33,704 - YOU TOOK THEM OUT? 829 00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,030 - YES, AND I TOLD THE DOCTOR 830 00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:36,203 THAT I DON'T WANT IMPLANTS ANYMORE. 831 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,030 I'M DONE. I'M DONE. I'M FINISHED. 832 00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:39,673 I CAN'T PLAY GOL-- YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SWING, 833 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,167 I WANT TO PLAY GOLF, I WANT TO DO THINGS. 834 00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,726 THEY GET IN THE WAY. 835 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,334 - CAMILLE WAS SITTING THERE TALKING ABOUT HER BREASTS, 836 00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,173 AND KELSEY SAT IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND WENT, 837 00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,266 "NO!" 838 00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:52,896 - AS IF MY HUSBAND NEEDS HIS ATTENTION DRAWN TO HER BREASTS. 839 00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,400 NO, THANK YOU, CAMILLE. 840 00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,530 - I WONDER WHERE RUSSELL IS RIGHT NOW EXACTLY. 841 00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:57,503 - IN PHOENIX. 842 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,070 - BUT WHAT IS HE DOING? 843 00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,066 - PLAYING GOLF. 844 00:32:00,066 --> 00:32:01,366 [laughter] 845 00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:03,327 - CLOSING A $25 MILLION DEAL. 846 00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:07,103 - YEAH, ON THE GOLF COURSE. 847 00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,400 - WELCOME BACK. 848 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,300 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE RUSSELL WENT, 849 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,800 BUT I FELT BAD FOR TAYLOR. 850 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,730 I COULD TELL SHE WAS EITHER EMBARRASSED, 851 00:32:13,734 --> 00:32:15,304 OR FELT SAD THAT HE LEFT. 852 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,630 I FELT BAD. 853 00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:17,803 - RUSSELL'S NOT HERE. 854 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,430 - I KNOW. HE'S IN PHOENIX, RIGHT? 855 00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:22,803 - YEAH. 856 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,300 - I WAS REALLY IRRITATED AND DISAPPOINTED, 857 00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,530 BECAUSE I WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM, 858 00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:29,403 AND I WANTED HIM TO HAVE A CHANCE 859 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,900 TO BOND WITH MY FRIENDS AND THEIR HUSBANDS, 860 00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:35,070 AND HE WASN'T THERE. 861 00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:36,766 - SO I'M GONNA HEAD UP, 862 00:32:36,767 --> 00:32:37,867 BECAUSE I GOT TO GET READY. 863 00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:39,167 - ACTUALLY, WE HAVE TO GO ANYWAY, 864 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,996 'CAUSE WE HAVE TO EAT DINNER BY 5:30. 865 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,670 WE'RE GONNA EAT BEFORE THE CONCERT. 866 00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:45,327 WE SHOULD GO, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT GONNA HAVE A LOT OF TIME. 867 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:46,973 - WHAT IS EVERYBODY WEARING? 868 00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:47,967 - DRESSING UP, I THINK. 869 00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,497 - I'M WEARING WHITE JEANS. 870 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,030 - YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A WHITE ELVIS SUIT, 871 00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:52,503 IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WEAR. 872 00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:00,097 - HELLO. HOW'S IT GOING? 873 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,230 - HELLO. - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 874 00:33:01,233 --> 00:33:03,233 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 875 00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:04,203 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 876 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,570 - OH, I LIKE IT. 877 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,397 - LISA, YOU SIT THERE, KIM, YOU SIT THERE, 878 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,800 I'LL SIT HERE, AND THEN THE GIRLS WILL GO THIS WAY. 879 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,300 - ISN'T THAT A BIT SELFISH? 880 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,930 JUST PLUNK YOURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE. 881 00:33:11,934 --> 00:33:13,504 - WELL, WE ARE THE FIRST ONES HERE, AREN'T WE? 882 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,500 - ALL RIGHT THEN. [laughter] 883 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,500 - WE WENT TO AN EARLY DINNER. 884 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,930 VERY EARLY DINNER. 885 00:33:16,934 --> 00:33:18,574 FELT MORE LIKE BREAKFAST TO ME FOR VEGAS, 886 00:33:18,567 --> 00:33:21,397 BUT WE HAD TO MAKE IT TO THE JAY-Z CONCERT. 887 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,430 - I'M GONNA STICK WITH A MARGARITA ON THE ROCKS. 888 00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:26,603 HONEY, WHAT KIND OF TEQUILA DO I LIKE IN THE MARGARITA? 889 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,830 - STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE? 890 00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:29,204 - PATRON. 891 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,630 - UH, WHAT KIND OF VODKA DO I LIKE? 892 00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:31,703 - BELVEDERE. 893 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,270 - WHY DO WE NOT KNOW OUR OWN DRINKS? 894 00:33:33,266 --> 00:33:34,726 - 'CAUSE WE NEVER ORDER THEM. 895 00:33:34,734 --> 00:33:36,134 - THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE HUSBANDS FOR. 896 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,573 - THAT'S WHAT WE'RE FOR. EXACTLY. 897 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,067 - HELLO. 898 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:40,266 - HEY. - HEY. 899 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:41,966 - ALL RIGHT. 900 00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:43,067 HOW WAS YOUR TRIP? 901 00:33:43,066 --> 00:33:44,196 - DID YOU GO TO PHOENIX? 902 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,430 PHOENIX AND THEN TUCSON. 903 00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:48,333 [laughs] 904 00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,003 - HOW'D YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT? 905 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,170 - UH, VERY QUICKLY. 906 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,666 [laughter] 907 00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:55,197 - THAT'S FUNNY. - HEY. 908 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,570 - HI. - HI, EVERYBODY. 909 00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,727 - WOW. 910 00:33:57,734 --> 00:33:59,074 - I LOVE THAT. 911 00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:00,766 - YEAH, WE'RE PROBABLY A LITTLE OVERDRESSED, 912 00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,097 BUT WE'RE REPRESENTING BEVERLY HILLS, 913 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,800 SO COME ON, BRING IT ON. HERE WE GO. 914 00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,230 - HELLO. RUSSELL'S BACK! 915 00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,533 [laughter] 916 00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:09,273 HOW WAS THE GOLF GAME? 917 00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:10,226 [laughter] 918 00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:11,473 - HONEY, THE JIG IS UP. 919 00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,067 - THE JIG IS UP. 920 00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:15,526 - EXCELLENT. 921 00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:16,573 - CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT. 922 00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:17,767 - EATING TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND. 923 00:34:23,734 --> 00:34:25,004 - OH, MY GOD. 924 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,530 - HI. HOW ARE YOU? 925 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:27,803 HOW ARE YOU? 926 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,830 HI. HOW ARE YOU? 927 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,604 - HI. - IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 928 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,000 - I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 929 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,800 - TRISHA AND I HAD SOME BUSINESS TO DO IN VEGAS, 930 00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,330 AND I THOUGHT I'D COME AND SAY HI. 931 00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,173 - I'M SO GLAD. ARE YOU GONNA HANG OUT WITH US TONIGHT? 932 00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,226 ARE YOU FREE? 933 00:34:40,233 --> 00:34:41,773 - I'M FREE FOR, LIKE, COUPLE HOURS. 934 00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:42,797 I'LL BE YOUR DATE FOR THE... 935 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,800 - OH. [laughter] 936 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,970 I'VE BEEN SO LONELY. 937 00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:47,427 - ARE YOU KELSEY? 938 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,433 - I'M NOT KELSEY. 939 00:34:48,433 --> 00:34:50,273 [laughter] 940 00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:52,596 - NO, KELSEY IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SO... 941 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,870 - KELSEY PROBABLY SENT HIM TO SPY ON ME. 942 00:34:54,867 --> 00:34:57,427 - THIS MAN IS VERY, VERY HANDSOME. 943 00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,803 I THINK CAMILLE THOUGHT KELSEY HAD SENT HIM 944 00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,700 TO KIND OF KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 945 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,730 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE RIGHT GUY TO BE SENDING, THOUGH. 946 00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:06,974 - HI. - HI. 947 00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:10,327 - THE GIRLS ARE ALL LIKE, "YOU CAN STAY HERE." 948 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,733 - YEAH. 949 00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,734 - I DON'T WANT TO CRASH. - OH, PLEASE CRASH. 950 00:35:13,734 --> 00:35:15,274 PLEASE CRASH, RIGHT? 951 00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:16,966 - ARE YOU SURE? IS THAT ALL RIGHT? 952 00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,397 - DID YOU SEE ALL THE MEN? THEIR FACES? 953 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,270 LIKE, "WHO IS THAT?" 954 00:35:20,266 --> 00:35:21,296 - THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING GUY, 955 00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,770 THE SON OF A GUN. 956 00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:23,797 I'M JEALOUS. 957 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,870 - HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR. 958 00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:26,327 YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR WIVES. 959 00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,373 AND I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND, 960 00:35:27,367 --> 00:35:28,567 SO IT'S MY RENT-A-HUSBAND. 961 00:35:28,567 --> 00:35:29,567 - RENT-A-HUSBAND. 962 00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,067 - OH, OH, OH, WAIT. 963 00:35:31,066 --> 00:35:32,826 - OH! 964 00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:36,234 - WE HAVE TO GET YOU A RENT-A-HUSBAND. 965 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:37,803 - I LOVE NICK. 966 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,070 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. 967 00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,267 - I MEAN, I WOULD NOT KISS MY FRIEND'S HUSBAND 968 00:35:46,266 --> 00:35:48,126 ON THE LIPS HELLO. 969 00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:49,733 BUT, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN. 970 00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:52,134 RAWR. 971 00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:57,867 - EVERY COUPLE MONTHS. 972 00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,097 WE JUST KIND OF-- OVERNIGHT. 973 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,930 - YOU HAVE GREAT SEX. 974 00:36:01,934 --> 00:36:04,234 [laughs] 975 00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:07,103 - YEAH. 976 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,230 - OH, WOW. 977 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,973 LOVE THAT. 978 00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:12,597 - AND THEN DESSERT ARRIVED. 979 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,170 - FABULOUS! 980 00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,226 - THERE WAS, LIKE, DING DONGS AND HO HOs 981 00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:18,673 AND COTTON CANDY. 982 00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:22,067 IT WAS AN INTERESTING ARRAY OF DESSERTS. 983 00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:35,596 - TAYLOR WAS PLAYING WITH THAT COTTON CANDY. 984 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,630 SHE WAS KIND OF LICKING IT AND CHEWING IT. 985 00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,233 DOING THINGS THAT I ONLY READ ABOUT IN BOOKS. 986 00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:49,667 [laughter] 987 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:54,127 - YOU'RE MISSING JIGGY, AREN'T YOU, LOVE? 988 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,333 - THAT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE POODLE. 989 00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:58,373 - I'M JUST SO ATTRACTED TO IT. 990 00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:01,367 I CAN'T--I CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 991 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,170 - WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO GO SEE JAY-Z? 992 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:23,226 HE'S FABULOUS. AN AMAZING PERFORMER. 993 00:37:26,633 --> 00:37:28,273 - I LIKE JAY-Z. 994 00:37:28,266 --> 00:37:29,366 I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HIS SONGS 995 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:31,097 EXCEPT FOR THE NEW YORK SONG. 996 00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,470 I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE NAME OF IT, 997 00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,827 BUT SOMETHING TO DO WITH NEW YORK. 998 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,570 THEY SAID IF IT'S TOO LOUD, YOU'RE TOO OLD. 999 00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:42,597 I'M TOO OLD. 1000 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,470 WHEN THEY'RE RAPPING, 1001 00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:46,927 THEY'RE SAYING ALL THESE THINGS AND DOING IT SO QUICKLY, 1002 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,874 AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD HE'S SAYING 1003 00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,597 EXCEPT [mumbling]. 1004 00:37:59,967 --> 00:38:04,097 [all cheering, speaking indistinct] 1005 00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,800 - THAT WAS AMAZING! 1006 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,930 WHOO-HOO! 1007 00:38:07,934 --> 00:38:09,174 - TADA. 1008 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:10,366 - OH, MY GOD. THAT IS GORGEOUS. 1009 00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:11,527 - WOW. - ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 1010 00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,103 - LOOK AT THAT. - OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS. 1011 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,530 - THE VIEW FROM THE PENTHOUSE WAS SPECTACULAR, 1012 00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,903 AND THE GIRLS I THINK WERE SHOCKED 1013 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:21,970 TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL VEGAS IS, ESPECIALLY FROM OUR SUITE. 1014 00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,497 TO WONDERFUL FRIENDS. 1015 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,500 VIVA LAS VEGAS. 1016 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,470 - VIVA LAS VEGAS. 1017 00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:27,867 - HELLO, LAS VEGAS. 1018 00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:29,267 - WHOO-HOO! 1019 00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,266 WE ARE HERE. 1020 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,996 [all cheer] 1021 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,330 - YOU KNOW, I DID FEEL LIKE CAMILLE 1022 00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,873 WAS REALLY OFF ON HER OWN A LITTLE. 1023 00:38:35,867 --> 00:38:38,097 I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS DISTRACTED, OR... 1024 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:41,600 SHE JUST SEEMED TO BE A BIT DISTANT FROM THE GROUP. 1025 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,030 - OOH, I'M GONNA GO, 'CAUSE I'M COLD, YOU GUYS. 1026 00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:45,973 THE VIEW, IT WAS SPECTACULAR, 1027 00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:47,297 BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, 1028 00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,970 "I DON'T REALLY KNOW THESE GIRLS STILL." 1029 00:38:48,967 --> 00:38:50,897 I MEAN, THEY'RE BONDING RIGHT NOW. 1030 00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,900 BYE-BYE. 1031 00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,330 AND I'M STILL THE OUTSIDER. 1032 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,073 - NICE SHOT. 1033 00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:57,066 - TWO, BABY. 1034 00:38:57,066 --> 00:38:58,496 - THAT WAS SWEET. 1035 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,370 - WE SHOULD PLAY A GAME WITH OUR HUSBANDS 1036 00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:02,427 WHERE THEY HAVE TO END UP IN HIGH HEELS. 1037 00:39:02,433 --> 00:39:04,533 - WE DON'T DO HIGH HEELS. SORRY. 1038 00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,233 - YOUR HUSBAND DOES IT WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME. 1039 00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:07,673 DON'T WORRY. 1040 00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:10,567 - I MARRIED THE BULL-RIDING TEXAS COWBOY. 1041 00:39:10,567 --> 00:39:12,527 HE WILL NOT WEAR HEELS. 1042 00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:14,473 - OH, MY GOD. 1043 00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:16,427 - OH! 1044 00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,230 - CAN YOU NOT CONNECT THE DOTS? 1045 00:39:23,233 --> 00:39:25,533 - NO, I CANNOT, TO BE HONEST. 1046 00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:27,503 - RUSSELL WAS KIND OF ON THE PERIPHERY. 1047 00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:31,030 I DON'T THINK HE REALLY CONNECTED OR BONDED WITH US. 1048 00:39:35,967 --> 00:39:37,127 - HOW WE DOING? 1049 00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:38,173 - GOOD. 1050 00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:40,666 - GOOD, GOOD. 1051 00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:44,767 LET'S GET SOME FOOD. 1052 00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:46,327 - I WAS BUMMED. I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE. 1053 00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:50,133 I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME. WE'RE IN VEGAS. 1054 00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:52,133 - YOU READY, BABE? - YEAH. 1055 00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:54,403 - WHEN HE SAYS IT'S TIME TO GO, IT'S GENERALLY TIME TO GO. 1056 00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,430 YOU KNOW, RUSSELL DRIVES THE BUS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. 1057 00:39:58,433 --> 00:40:01,933 I WOULD BE SO ANNOYED IF MAURICIO DID THAT TO ME. 1058 00:40:01,934 --> 00:40:03,534 WHAT IS HE, HER FATHER? 1059 00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:08,303 PARTY WAS OVER FOR TAYLOR. NOT GOOD. 1060 00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,300 - COMING UP ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES... 1061 00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,000 - SHE SAID, "I DON'T LIKE BEING INTERROGATED." 1062 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,200 - I WAS JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED 1063 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,230 THAT SHE WENT THERE WITH ME. 1064 00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:15,703 - LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT. 1065 00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,600 I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS. 1066 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:31,167 - I NEED TO GET SOME NEW JEANS. 1067 00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:33,066 THEY CAME IN, UH, PETITES NOW. 1068 00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:34,466 - OOH. 1069 00:40:34,467 --> 00:40:36,297 - SO NOW I DON'T HAVE TO GO HAVE EVERYTHING ALTERED. 1070 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,300 LOVE THAT. 1071 00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:38,530 - HI THERE. 1072 00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:39,833 - HI, LADIES. HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 1073 00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:40,904 - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 1074 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,030 - SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 1075 00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:43,833 - I NEED TO GET SOME NEW JEANS. 1076 00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:45,434 THINK YOU WANTED TO GET SOME TOO. 1077 00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:46,733 - OKAY. I'LL PICK OUT A FEW THINGS. 1078 00:40:46,734 --> 00:40:48,534 - THANK YOU. 1079 00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,633 I HAVE TO FILL YOU IN ON WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS. 1080 00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,633 - WHAT HAPPENED? 1081 00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:54,333 - THE WHOLE WEEKEND WAS SO MUCH FUN. 1082 00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:57,433 WE WERE LAUGHING AND GAMBLING, AND... 1083 00:40:57,433 --> 00:40:59,133 THEN IT WAS THE WEIRDEST THING. 1084 00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:01,903 THE LAST DAY I SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS ALL DOING THIS WEEK?" 1085 00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:04,900 AND CAMILLE SAID, "I'M LEAVING FOR HAWAII." 1086 00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,700 SO I SAID, "IS KELSEY MEETING YOU? 1087 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,730 SHE SAID NO, AND I SAID, "ARE YOU TAKING GIRLFRIENDS?" 1088 00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:09,934 AND SHE SAID NO. 1089 00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,504 AND I WAS THINKING, "WELL, THAT'S GREAT, 1090 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,000 TO GO ON A VACATION WITH YOUR KIDS, SPRING BREAK..." 1091 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,470 - AND YOU'RE JUST SO SURPRISED, 1092 00:41:14,467 --> 00:41:16,067 'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT. 1093 00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,926 - WELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD. 1094 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,804 SO I SAID, "OH, REALLY? WOW, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO?" 1095 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,330 AND SHE SAID, YOU KNOW, 1096 00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,533 "OH, YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT A LOT OF STUFF PLANNED," 1097 00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,873 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 1098 00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:25,327 AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE SAYS TO ME, 1099 00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,773 "WHY DOES THIS BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?" 1100 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:29,297 - WHAT? 1101 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,500 IT WAS REALLY WEIRD. 1102 00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:33,170 IT CAME TOTALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD. 1103 00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,726 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, 1104 00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,074 SO I SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" 1105 00:41:36,066 --> 00:41:37,596 - WHY WOULD IT BOTHER YOU ANYWAYS? 1106 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,300 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1107 00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,600 WHY DOES WHAT BOTHER ME?" 1108 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,830 SHE SAID, "I CAN FEEL YOUR TENSION." 1109 00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:43,304 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE TALKS. VERY LIKE THAT. 1110 00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,800 "I CAN FEEL YOUR TENSION." 1111 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,300 THEN SHE SAID, "I DON'T LIKE BEING INTERROGATED." 1112 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,630 - WE'VE GOT TO GO IN HERE. WE'VE GOT TO GO IN HERE. 1113 00:41:53,633 --> 00:41:55,973 - OH, OH, FABULOUS. GREAT. 1114 00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:58,327 - I LOVE IT IN HERE. 1115 00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,073 - DID YOU TALK TO ANY OF THE GIRLS, CAMILLE? 1116 00:42:01,066 --> 00:42:02,096 - I HAVEN'T TALKED TO KYLE, 1117 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,430 AND I WAS GONNA BRING THAT UP, 1118 00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,333 'CAUSE KYLE AND I LEFT ON AN UNCOMFORTABLE NOTE. 1119 00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,373 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 1120 00:42:06,367 --> 00:42:07,767 - AND I'M UPSET ABOUT IT. 1121 00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:09,167 I JUST HOPE THAT EVERYTHING IS OKAY. 1122 00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:11,266 - I REALLY THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD TALK. 1123 00:42:11,266 --> 00:42:13,996 - KYLE STARTED ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT HAWAII. 1124 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,970 I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING INTERROGATED. 1125 00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,367 AND THEN SHE CAME OUT WITH A REAL SNIDE COMMENT. 1126 00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:21,927 SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE INTERESTED IN BEING WITH YOU 1127 00:42:21,934 --> 00:42:24,804 WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?" 1128 00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,400 WELL, OW. THAT HURTS. 1129 00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,570 - SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. 1130 00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:29,027 I THINK YOU MISINTERPRETED IT. 1131 00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:30,033 I REALLY DO. 1132 00:42:30,033 --> 00:42:31,373 - IF ANYBODY SAYS TO ME, 1133 00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:33,527 "WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE AROUND WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?" 1134 00:42:33,533 --> 00:42:35,203 THAT'S SUCH A LOW BLOW. 1135 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,370 SO YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT PART? 1136 00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:39,097 - NO, I DIDN'T HEAR IT. - THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME. 1137 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,630 - I DON'T THINK THAT SHE MEANT THAT AT ALL. 1138 00:42:40,633 --> 00:42:42,333 SOMEBODY CAN SAY SOMETHING, 1139 00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:47,303 AND WHAT THAT PERSON SAYS ISN'T WHAT THE OTHER PERSON HEARS. 1140 00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,030 - I WAS JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED THAT SHE WENT THERE WITH ME. 1141 00:42:50,033 --> 00:42:52,173 - I WOULD NEVER THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1142 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,266 I WOULD NEVER SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 1143 00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:55,796 I'M, LIKE, SCARED TO TALK TO HER NOW. 1144 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,370 I MEAN, TO ME, IF SOMEONE SNAPS LIKE THAT 1145 00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,397 FROM ME JUST ASKING, "WHAT'S YOUR SPRING BREAK?" 1146 00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,070 THEN I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1147 00:43:02,066 --> 00:43:03,766 - AND I KNOW YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS MUCH, 1148 00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:05,527 BUT YOU WEREN'T IN ON THE WHOLE CONVERSATION. 1149 00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:08,533 - BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU REACTED LIKE THAT, TO BE HONEST. 1150 00:43:08,533 --> 00:43:11,003 I DON'T SEE, YOU KNOW, YOUR POINT OF VIEW. 1151 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,930 - DON'T THROW JABS AT ME, 1152 00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:14,804 BECAUSE I WILL STAND UP FOR MYSELF. 1153 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,400 - I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. WHAT DO I DO? 1154 00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,600 YOU'RE STUDYING PSYCHOLOGY. 1155 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,170 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? 1156 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:22,166 - WHAT IT MEANS IS NOTHING CHANGES FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 1157 00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,626 - LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT. 1158 00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:25,673 I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS. 1159 00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:26,867 ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 1160 00:43:26,867 --> 00:43:28,097 THIS FEELS LIKE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL. 1161 00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:32,800 IT REALLY DOES. 1162 00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,170 - NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1163 00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,326 - A GOOD SIZE PARTY, 1164 00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:43,273 IT COULD BE--THEY RUN AROUND MAYBE 50,000. 1165 00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,066 - AWESOME. OKAY. 1166 00:43:45,066 --> 00:43:46,196 - LOOKING GOOD, BABY. 1167 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,770 - OH, THANKS. - LOOKING GOOD. 1168 00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,497 - I'M JUST GONNA HAVE PEOPLE COME AROUND 1169 00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,830 AND JUST KISS MY ASS AND TELL ME HOW WONDERFUL I AM. 1170 00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:54,334 - AND YOU'RE HOT. YOU'RE GOOD EYE CANDY. 1171 00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,403 - PLEASE, MORE, MORE. 1172 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,400 - DO YOU HAVE, LIKE, 1173 00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,870 A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS AND EVERYTHING? 1174 00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:59,097 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME. - NO. 1175 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,670 - IS THAT BEING IN, YOU KNOW, HOLLYWOOD. 1176 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:02,867 I'M WORRIED. 1177 00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:04,327 - TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1178 00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,773 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 78544

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