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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

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- SO WHAT'S THE LATEST
WITH YOUR LITTLE COMPANY?

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- I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU
WOULDN'T CALL MY COMPANY LITTLE.

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- I WOULD SAY OUR MARRIAGE

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IS ABOUT 80% BUSINESS
AND 20% ROMANCE.

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- WHY DON'T I START
GRABBING SOME SHIRTS

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OUT OF THE CLOSET FOR YOU?

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- ALL RIGHT, SURE.
THANKS.

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- I'M USED TO KELSEY
GOING AWAY FOR TWO WEEKS.

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NOT A WHOLE YEAR.

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- BYE, BABE!

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- BYE.

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- I JUST DON'T LIKE THE FACT

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THAT YOU DON'T SUPPORT ME
IN CERTAIN THINGS.

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- OH, MY GOD. YOU JUST WANT
YOUR KIDS WITH YOU

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BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE BY YOURSELF.

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- THAT'S NOT TRUE.

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- IT MAY LOOK
LIKE I HAVE IT ALL,

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BUT I WANT MORE.

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- IN BEVERLY HILLS,
IT'S WHO YOU KNOW,

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AND I KNOW EVERYONE.

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- MONEY IS WHAT I HAVE,
NOT WHO I AM.

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- I WAS A CHILD STAR,

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BUT NOW MY MOST IMPORTANT ROLE

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IS BEING A MOTHER.

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- IN A TOWN FULL OF PHONIES,

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I'M NOT AFRAID TO BE ME.

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- IT'S TIME FOR ME TO COME OUT
OF MY HUSBAND'S SHADOW

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AND SHINE.

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- ARE YOU READY?

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- I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.

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- HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

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- SINCE KELSEY LEFT.

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I HIT A LITTLE, BUT I DIDN'T
PLAY A GAME OR ANYTHING.

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WHEN KELSEY'S AWAY,
I TEND TO HANG OUT

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WITH GUY FRIENDS WHO ARE
VERY ATHLETIC, YOU KNOW.

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- SO WE'LL JUST GO
NICE AND EASY.

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- I'M GONNA GO--YEAH.
- NICE AND EASY.

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- AND THEN MOVE UP TO THE...

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I PLAY TENNIS WITH NICK,

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AND HE'S ONE OF MY DEAREST,
CLOSEST FRIENDS.

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SHOULD WE STRETCH OUT
OR ANYTHING?

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- ARE YOU GONNA STRETCH?

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- YEAH, JUST A LITTLE.

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- STRETCH THOSE GLUTES.

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- I KNOW.

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- SHOULD I STRETCH?

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- YOU MADE A PROMISE

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YOU'RE GONNA PLAY NAKED
WITH YOUR JOCK STRAP.

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NICK AND I ARE A BIT FLIRTY,

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BUT IT'S JUST
A FRIENDLY FLIRTATION.

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NOTHING NEFARIOUS.

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- DO WE NEED
TO OPEN UP MORE BALLS,

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OR DO YOU THINK
WE GOT ENOUGH BALLS?

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- WHAT?
- WE GOT ENOUGH BALLS, OR...

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- UM...
- WE'LL SEE HOW WE GO SO FAR.

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- OKAY. YOU'VE GOT PLACES
TO STORE ALL THOSE BALLS, NICK?

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- I GOT PLENTY OF SPACE.

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- KELSEY'S FINE WITH ME
HANGING OUT WITH HANDSOME NICK

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WHILE HE'S AWAY.

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IT'S ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS.

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- READY?
- OKAY, GO AHEAD.

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SORRY ABOUT THAT.

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- GO BACK.
HERE WE GO.

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- WHOO.
[laughs]

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- GO. RUN.

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- I'M A BIT OF A TOM BOY.
I LIKE SPORTS.

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SHOOT.
OH, MY GOD.

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KEEP 'EM COMING.

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I FEEL COMFORTABLE
HANGING OUT WITH MEN

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THAT EITHER I WORK OUT WITH,
OR TRAIN WITH,

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OR DO, YOU KNOW,
PADDLE BOARD

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AND DO SPORTS WITH.

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ALL KINDS OF SPORTS
WITH--NO!

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OOH, I'M NOT GONNA
GET BACK IN TIME.

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- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

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- THAT JUST SOUNDS SO BAD,

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THE WHOLE GUY THING.

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I NEED A SEC.

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I DON'T KNOW IF
IT'S YOUR SHEER HOTNESS, OR...

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- OR YOU'RE JUST
OUT OF BREATH?

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- I'M REALLY WORKING UP A SWEAT.

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- OR YOU'RE JUST PANTING?

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IS THAT IT?
YOU WANT TO HIT A COUPLE SERVES?

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- JUST SHOW ME THE FORM,

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AND THEN WE'LL WRAP IT UP.

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- OKAY, READY?

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- PERFECT.

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- JUST LIKE THAT.
ONE MORE.

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- THAT WAS PERFECT, NICK.

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GORGEOUS.

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HE'S HOT. NICK IS HOT.
HE'S A STUD.

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THANKS.

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YOU KNOW,
IF KELSEY WAS HERE,

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IT WOULD BE
KELSEY AND I DOING IT,

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BUT NICK HAS KIND OF TAKEN ON
THAT ROLE IN MY LIFE.

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IT WAS FUN.
AH, I'M SO TIRED. AH.

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[phone rings]

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- HEY, PAUL.

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PAUL.

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PAUL!

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- YEAH?

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- COME INTO THE LIBRARY.

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- UGH.

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YES, MY DARLING.

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- GUESS WHAT?

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JAY-Z's GONNA BE AT THE PALMS,

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AND I WANT TO GO
AND I WANT TO TAKE THE GIRLS.

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- WITH THE GIRLS.

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- YEAH, I WANT
TO TAKE 'EM TO VEGAS.

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WHAT ABOUT THE GUYS?

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YOU GUYS ALREADY
HAD YOUR TIME IN SACRAMENTO.

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YOU KNOW, LET THE GUYS COME
AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN.

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- I DON'T KNOW.

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- I MEAN, I THINK IT'LL BE NICE.
I MEAN, I LOVE JAY-Z.

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- PAUL JUST WENT WITH ME
TO VEGAS, SO, YOU KNOW,

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I'D PLANNED
TO MAKE IT A GIRLS' TRIP.

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- WE CAN LISTEN
TO A LITTLE BIT OF MUSIC.

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I THINK THAT'D BE GREAT.
- YEAH.

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HE WAS SO PERSISTENT,

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I GUESS THE GUYS ARE COMING.

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- SO HE'S PLAYING
AT THE PEARL?

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- I'M SURE
IT'S ALREADY SOLD OUT,

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BUT I HAVE
SOME CONNECTIONS THERE.

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- YOU'RE THE RIGHT PERSON
TO GET GOOD SEATS.

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- I, ALONG WITH MY FAMILY, OWN
THE PALMS CASINO IN LAS VEGAS,

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SO WHEN WE GO I'M ABLE
TO PULL A FEW STRINGS

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AND GET A LITTLE
SPECIAL TREATMENT.

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DO YOU WANT
TO CALL THE GUYS?

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AND I'LL CALL THE GIRLS.

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- YEAH, IT'D BE NICE,
ALL OF US GETTING TOGETHER.

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I THINK THAT'D BE FUN.

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ALL RIGHT.
YOU NEED ME FOR ANYTHING ELSE?

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- UM, NOT AT THIS POINT.

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- ALL RIGHT. I'LL SEE YOU
IN A COUPLE HOURS?

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- ALL RIGHT.

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[shoes squeaking]

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WOW, THOSE SHOES
MAKE A LOT OF NOISE.

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[squeaking continues]

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[phone rings]

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- HEY.
- HI.

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- OH, ADRIENNE,
SO GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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- OH, MY GOSH, I MISS YOU.

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- UGH.
I MISS YOU TOO.

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- I HAVE AN IDEA.

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I'M THINKING ABOUT, LIKE,
INVITING ALL THE GIRLS TO VEGAS.

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- OH, I LOVE IT.
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

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- I KNOW KELSEY'S GONE.

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- CAMILLE AND I HAVE BEEN
FRIENDS FOR A WHILE.

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SHE USED TO LIVE
IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD.

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AND I KIND OF WANTED
TO INCORPORATE HER

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WITH THE REST OF MY FRIENDS,

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BECAUSE I FELT LIKE
SHE WAS A LITTLE LONELY.

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I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY,
YOU KNOW,

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GETTING AWAY FOR A WEEKEND
WITH THE GIRLS,

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AND THE HUSBANDS
ARE GONNA COME TOO.

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- AND SPEND THAT TIME
WITH YOU AND PAUL?

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OH, GOD,
YOU GUYS ARE A RIOT.

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I'D LOVE IT.

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YOU KNOW, KELSEY'S AWAY
DOING HIS OWN THING IN NEW YORK,

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AND I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT?

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WHY NOT DO SOMETHING FOR ME?"

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YOU KNOW, I'M ALWAYS DOING
EVERYTHING FOR EVERYBODY ELSE.

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

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THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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- ALL RIGHT.
- OKAY, SWEETIE.

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- TAKE CARE.
- TALK TO YOU SOON.

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BYE-BYE.
- BYE.

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- HEY, GABE.

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- HEY, LISA.
HOW ARE YOU?

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- GOOD.
OOH, THAT LOOKS GOOD.

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WHAT IS IT?

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- UH,
THAT'S A LITTLE RISOTTO.

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- OH, YUMMY.
HEY, FRANCIS.

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- WHAT'S UP, LISA?

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- EVERYTHING GOOD?

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- EVERYTHING'S FANTASTIC.

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- KEN AND I
HAVE TWO RESTAURANTS.

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WE HAVE SUR
IN WEST HOLLYWOOD,

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AND WE HAVE VILLA BLANCA,
WHICH IS IN BEVERLY HILLS.

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OKAY,
SO WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TODAY?

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- FIGS WRAPPED
WITH PROSCIUTTO.

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- OKAY, GOOD.
- WITH PESTO SAUCE.

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- 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'VE GOT TO BE, REALLY, LIKE,

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EASY ON THE CARBS FOR
THESE GIRLS. YEAH, YEAH.

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I TRY TO SPEND QUITE A LOT
OF TIME AT VILLA BLANCA.

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IT'S MY BABY,
SO I HAVE TO NURTURE IT.

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I HAVE TO FEED IT
EVERY FOUR HOURS.

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I DO HAVE TO GO IN
AND REALLY WORK IT.

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LOBSTER TACOS?

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- LOBSTER EMPANADAS.

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- OH, OKAY,
THAT'D BE GOOD.

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- WONTONS...
- ALL RIGHT.

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OKAY,
SO PLATE IT BEAUTIFULLY.

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- OKAY.
- PUT THE ORCHIDS ON.

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- ORCHIDS.
- LET US SIT DOWN,

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HAVE A DRINK,
AND THEN BRING IT OUT.

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AND COME OUT AND SAY HI.

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DON'T SEND SOMEBODY OUT.
COME OUT AND SAY HI.

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- ALL RIGHTY.
- ALL RIGHT, DARLING.

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- HAVE A NICE AFTERNOON, LISA.
- OKAY, BYE.

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IS THAT
THE DOM PERIGNON ROSE?

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- YEAH.
- LOVE IT.

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CEDRIC.
- YEAH?

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- CAN YOU MAKE SURE THERE'S
SOME WHITE WINE ON THE TABLE?

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- WHICH WINE?
- VILLA BLANCA.

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SAUVIGNON BLANC.
- OKAY.

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- AND PUT SOME ICE
IN THE ICE BUCKETS. HELLO.

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SO, UM,
YOU HAVEN'T MET RUSSELL?

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- THAT'S TAYLOR'S HUSBAND,
YEAH?

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- YEAH.
I HAVEN'T MET HIM EITHER,

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SO I DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE'S GONNA BE LIKE.

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I WANTED TO GET
THE GROUP TOGETHER

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BEFORE WE WENT AWAY
TO VEGAS.

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CHEERS.

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MM.

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I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING.

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- HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.

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- HELLO, DARLING.
OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS.

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JUST LOVELY.
I LOVE THAT.

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HOW ARE YOU?

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MWAH.

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CHEERS, DARLING.

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SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
IN VEGAS?

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- I WANT TO GO TO THE CONCERT.
JAY-Z.

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- GAMBLING?

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- YEAH,
WE'RE GONNA DO GAMBLING.

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- WELL, I'VE BEEN
TO VEGAS 100 TIMES,

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BUT WHEN YOU GO
WITH MISS MALOOF,

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IT'S A DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.

232
00:08:25,433 --> 00:08:27,373
SHE OWNS HER OWN HOTEL.

233
00:08:27,367 --> 00:08:29,897
I MEAN, SHE REALLY
OWNS THE TOWN.

234
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:33,800
I MEAN, SHE ACTUALLY DOES
OWN THE TOWN.

235
00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,200
- HEY.
- HI.

236
00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:39,530
IT'S A GOOD-LOOKING CROWD.
HOW ARE YOU?

237
00:08:39,533 --> 00:08:40,573
THIS IS RUSSELL.

238
00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:41,797
- YOU MUST BE RUSSELL.

239
00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,030
- RUSSELL, YES.
NICE TO MEET YOU.

240
00:08:43,033 --> 00:08:44,433
- HELLO, HI.
LISA. HI. HI.

241
00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,103
- LISA, NICE TO MEET YOU.
- NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.

242
00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:47,230
ALL I'VE HEARD FROM TAYLOR

243
00:08:47,233 --> 00:08:50,233
IS THAT RUSSELL
IS THIS BIG, SEXY,

244
00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:54,673
TEXAS COWBOY,
AND THEN IN WALKS RUSSELL.

245
00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,197
- YOU LOOK GREAT,
AS USUAL.

246
00:08:58,200 --> 00:08:59,570
- THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR HAVING US.

247
00:08:59,567 --> 00:09:01,197
GORGEOUS RESTAURANT.

248
00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:02,200
- LOVELY.

249
00:09:02,200 --> 00:09:03,200
- MWAH. MWAH.

250
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,200
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.

251
00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:07,970
- BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL.

252
00:09:07,967 --> 00:09:09,267
- GOT TO LOVE
THE AIR KISSES.

253
00:09:09,266 --> 00:09:10,826
- I KNOW.
both: MWAH. MWAH.

254
00:09:10,834 --> 00:09:12,134
- I LOVE BEVERLY HILLS,

255
00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:13,633
BUT THERE'S CERTAINLY A LOT

256
00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:16,703
OF SUPERFICIAL
KIND OF ATTITUDES HERE.

257
00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:18,430
- MWAH.
- YOU LOOK LOVELY.

258
00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:19,873
- MWAH.

259
00:09:19,867 --> 00:09:21,867
- JUST, LIKE,
A LOT OF AIR KISSING.

260
00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:23,167
- MWAH. MWAH.

261
00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,296
- IT'S VERY DIFFERENT
TO WHERE I COME FROM,

262
00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:27,770
BUT I WOULDN'T LIVE
ANYWHERE ELSE.

263
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,800
- LOOK WHO'S HERE.
- HEY, KIM.

264
00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,100
- NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
- NICE TO SEE YOU.

265
00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,130
- HEY. LOVE YOU.

266
00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,803
HI.
- SHALL WE GO SIT DOWN?

267
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,000
- YEAH,
LET'S GO SIT DOWN.

268
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,470
- IS THERE ENOUGH ROOM
FOR US GUYS?

269
00:09:41,467 --> 00:09:44,097
- YEAH, JUST.
A LITTLE SPACE ON THE...

270
00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,200
CAN YOU BELIEVE
I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM

271
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,600
AND SOMEBODY AGAIN HAS STOLEN
A MIRROR OFF THE WALL?

272
00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,970
- OH, COME ON.
- HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

273
00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,527
- IS IT ONE OF YOU GUYS?
GIVE IT BACK.

274
00:09:53,533 --> 00:09:54,773
[laughter]
- SORRY.

275
00:09:54,767 --> 00:09:55,927
- I'M SORRY.

276
00:09:55,934 --> 00:09:57,504
- THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT
THIS BIG PURSE.

277
00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:58,830
- HI, HOW ARE YOU?

278
00:09:58,834 --> 00:10:01,504
SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE YOU.

279
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:02,870
- SO THIS IS
SMOKED SALMON SASHIMI

280
00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:03,967
WITH A LITTLE
VEGETABLE CAVIAR.

281
00:10:03,967 --> 00:10:05,467
- MM.

282
00:10:05,467 --> 00:10:07,467
- AND THEN CEDRIC
IS HOLDING AHI TUNA SASHIMI

283
00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,427
WITH CRISPY ONIONS
AND PONZU SAUCE.

284
00:10:09,433 --> 00:10:11,103
- MM-HMM.
- WOW.

285
00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,130
- AND I'LL SET THAT DOWN
ON THIS SIDE OF THE TABLE.

286
00:10:13,133 --> 00:10:14,273
- GOOD SPOT.

287
00:10:14,266 --> 00:10:15,566
- I'M GONNA DIG IN.

288
00:10:15,567 --> 00:10:17,697
- WELL, HERE'S DINNER.
- I KNOW.

289
00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,930
- FOR VEGAS.
THAT'S IT.

290
00:10:20,934 --> 00:10:22,874
- LISA AND KEN,
THIS FOOD IS SO GOOD.

291
00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,704
KIM HAS A DATE TONIGHT.

292
00:10:28,700 --> 00:10:31,400
- OH!

293
00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:32,470
- WHAT IS HIS NAME?

294
00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:33,697
- OKAY,
HOW DID YOU MEET HIM?

295
00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:35,030
- IS HE CUTE?

296
00:10:35,033 --> 00:10:36,403
- AND WHERE ARE YOU
MEETING HIM TONIGHT?

297
00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,600
'CAUSE WE'RE ALL COMING.

298
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,670
- HAVE HIM COME MEET YOU HERE

299
00:10:38,667 --> 00:10:39,727
AND WE'LL ALL CHECK HIM OUT.

300
00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:40,774
- THAT WOULD BE FUNNY.

301
00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,727
- YEAH, MEET ALL MY FRIENDS.

302
00:10:42,734 --> 00:10:44,734
- I THINK HE NEEDS
OUR STAMP OF APPROVAL.

303
00:10:44,734 --> 00:10:45,804
- ABSOLUTELY.

304
00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:46,930
- YEAH, SEE IF HE CAN
PASS THE TEST.

305
00:10:46,934 --> 00:10:48,834
- HOW ABOUT
I MEET HIM FIRST...

306
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:49,834
[laughter]

307
00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:51,634
AND THEN I'LL INVITE YOU GUYS.

308
00:10:51,633 --> 00:10:54,603
- WE'LL DECIDE WHETHER
YOU LIKE HIM OR NOT.

309
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,800
NO OFFENSE,
BUT YOUR PAST CHOICES, MM....

310
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:03,003
- I BEEN MARRIED
THREE TIMES.

311
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,330
WELL, I BEEN MARRIED TWICE,
ACTUALLY.

312
00:11:04,333 --> 00:11:06,733
MY FIRST HUSBAND,
WE WERE JUST TOO YOUNG.

313
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,904
MY SECOND HUSBAND
WAS A GREAT GUY,

314
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:11,100
AND THEN ONE DAY
JUST FLIPPED.

315
00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:14,470
- I THINK YOU'RE BETTER OFF
LETTING ME CHOOSE YOUR HUSBAND.

316
00:11:14,467 --> 00:11:15,967
OR WHOEVER.

317
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,067
- I'VE BEEN REALLY HAPPY
BY MYSELF.

318
00:11:21,367 --> 00:11:23,697
- YOU KNOW, MY SON'S HAD THE
STOMACH FLU THE PAST TWO DAYS,

319
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,700
AND IT'S ALWAYS BETTER
WHEN YOUR HUSBAND'S AROUND

320
00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,230
TO HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT.

321
00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:30,303
- THOSE ARE THE LITTLE THINGS,
HONESTLY, I THINK...

322
00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,930
- THAT YOU MISS.

323
00:11:31,934 --> 00:11:33,934
- BUT THEN KELSEY TAKES OFF
AND DOES A PLAY FOR A YEAR,

324
00:11:33,934 --> 00:11:35,434
AND I'M WITH THE KIDS, SO...

325
00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:36,703
- RIGHT.

326
00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,970
- I MEAN, I DO HAVE HELP.
THANK GOD.

327
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,727
- CAMILLE WAS SAYING
HOW HARD IT'S GONNA BE

328
00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:43,004
FOR HER BEING A SINGLE MOM
WITH KELSEY GONE,

329
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,400
RAISING HER KIDS.

330
00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,100
WITH THE FOUR NANNIES.

331
00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,900
MUST BE VERY HARD.

332
00:11:48,900 --> 00:11:50,900
- I'VE BEEN DOING THIS
A LONG TIME BY MYSELF.

333
00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,030
- I GIVE YOU A LOT OF CREDIT.

334
00:11:52,033 --> 00:11:53,473
I RESPECT THAT.
THAT'S A LOT OF WORK.

335
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:54,997
GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB.

336
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,330
- YEAH.
- GOOD JOB.

337
00:11:56,333 --> 00:12:00,633
- THANKS.

338
00:12:00,633 --> 00:12:02,733
- THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

339
00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:04,204
- I REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD
TO VEGAS...

340
00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:05,670
- OH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLAST.
ARE YOU KIDDING?

341
00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,267
- YEAH.

342
00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:09,266
- WHAT I LOVE ABOUT VEGAS
IS THAT ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

343
00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:11,366
AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN WITH THIS GROUP.

344
00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:12,367
THAT'S FOR SURE.

345
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,997
- TO VEGAS.

346
00:12:16,734 --> 00:12:17,774
- VEGAS.

347
00:12:17,767 --> 00:12:19,797
- WE'RE GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH FUN.

348
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:26,000
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

349
00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:27,570
- YES!

350
00:12:27,567 --> 00:12:29,997
- TO SEE ALL THESE WOMEN IN HIGH
HEELS AND PLAYING BASKETBALL,

351
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,230
HILARIOUS.

352
00:12:31,233 --> 00:12:32,673
- WHAT?

353
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:33,667
- I GIVE UP.

354
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:47,027
- I THINK I'M GONNA TAKE
THIS DRESS.

355
00:12:47,033 --> 00:12:48,233
- THIS ONE TOO?

356
00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,003
- YEAH, YEAH.
LET'S TAKE THAT.

357
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,470
KEN,
CAN YOU COME IN A SECOND?

358
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,927
- YEAH?

359
00:12:53,934 --> 00:12:55,134
- SHALL I TAKE THIS ONE?
DO YOU LIKE THAT?

360
00:12:55,133 --> 00:12:56,803
- I THINK I'D WEAR THAT
ON SATURDAY.

361
00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,300
- DO I WEAR THAT
TO THE CONCERT?

362
00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,570
- YEAH.

363
00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,667
- PACKING FOR VEGAS?
EASY.

364
00:13:01,667 --> 00:13:04,767
DRESSES, HEELS, GLITZ.

365
00:13:04,767 --> 00:13:06,627
WELL, MAYBE I'LL TAKE THAT
AS THE RESERVE.

366
00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,033
- THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES.

367
00:13:08,033 --> 00:13:10,573
- YOU KNOW, I KNOW ADRIENNE'S
GONNA GO ALL OUT,

368
00:13:10,567 --> 00:13:12,097
'CAUSE SHE'S MISS VEGAS,

369
00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,270
SO WE HAD TO KIND OF
STEP IT UP A NOTCH.

370
00:13:14,266 --> 00:13:16,026
CAN YOU PUT THESE
IN A LITTLE BAG?

371
00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,433
YOU KNOW, LIKE THE LITTLE
SHOE BAG THING.

372
00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:20,433
- YOU HAVEN'T GOT
MANY SHOES HAVE YOU?

373
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,903
- OH, STOP IT.

374
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:23,830
WOMAN CAN NEVER HAVE
TOO MANY SHOES.

375
00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,174
THAT'S FOR SURE.

376
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,866
- SO SHALL I
GO AND START MINE, OR--?

377
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:28,897
- YEAH.
YOURS IS ALL THE SAME ANYWAY.

378
00:13:28,900 --> 00:13:30,770
EVERY TIME WE GO AWAY,
YOURS IS BORING.

379
00:13:30,767 --> 00:13:34,997
IT'S, LIKE, BLACK JACKET,
WHITE SHIRT, AND JEANS.

380
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,370
DARLING,
DO YOU NEED MY HELP?

381
00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:38,597
- HAVE YOU...

382
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,100
YOU KNOW,
I'M USELESS AT THIS.

383
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,530
- HOW MANY PAIRS OF UNDERPANTS
DO YOU NEED?

384
00:13:42,533 --> 00:13:43,503
- THREE.

385
00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:44,670
- YOU NORMALLY WEAR ONE A WEEK.

386
00:13:44,667 --> 00:13:46,027
JUST KIDDING.

387
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,733
OKAY.

388
00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:57,430
- GONNA MISS YOU.
- TOY.

389
00:13:57,433 --> 00:14:00,603
- UM, YOU KNOW THAT
WE'RE GOING TO SEE JAY-Z.

390
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:02,730
- DO YOU EVEN KNOW
A JAY-Z SONG?

391
00:14:02,734 --> 00:14:05,274
- NO, BUT I KNOW
THAT HE'S COOL.

392
00:14:05,266 --> 00:14:07,326
AND I KNOW THAT
HE'S MARRIED TO BEYONCE,

393
00:14:07,333 --> 00:14:09,533
AND THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.

394
00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:11,633
I ONLY KNEW WHO HE WAS
BECAUSE OF FARRAH,

395
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:14,373
BUT I WAS EXCITED ANYWAY.

396
00:14:16,467 --> 00:14:18,367
- HONEY, I'M HOME.

397
00:14:18,367 --> 00:14:19,597
- HI.
[dog barks]

398
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600
- SHH. CHLOE.

399
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:22,670
- HI, GIRLS.

400
00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:24,027
[baby laughs]

401
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,173
- HONEY, I JUST WANT
TO SAY ONE THING.

402
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:26,766
- YEAH.

403
00:14:26,767 --> 00:14:30,827
- I DON'T WANT ONE COMMENT
ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF STUFF.

404
00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:32,234
- HONEY, YOU'RE GOING
FOR TWO DAYS.

405
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:34,003
- I'M SERIOUS.

406
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,430
- TWO DAYS.

407
00:14:35,433 --> 00:14:39,203
- I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST
THREE OUTFITS A DAY,

408
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:40,870
AND I HAVE TO HAVE BACKUPS.

409
00:14:40,867 --> 00:14:42,767
'CAUSE IF IT'S COLD,
IF IT'S HOT,

410
00:14:42,767 --> 00:14:44,197
DEPENDING ON MY MOOD,

411
00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,600
IF I FEEL CHUBBY THAT DAY,
YOU KNOW,

412
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,830
THE OUTFIT CHANGES.

413
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:49,034
IT LOOKS LIKE
I'M MOVING THERE,

414
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:51,573
BUT I'M JUST...PREPARED.

415
00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,367
OKAY, NO ROOM FOR DAD.

416
00:15:00,834 --> 00:15:02,904
- RUSSELL.

417
00:15:02,900 --> 00:15:05,300
HONEY, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE LEAVING FOR VEGAS.

418
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:07,900
YOU NEED TO PACK, SWEETIE.

419
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,870
I KNOW YOU'VE GOT
A MILLION THINGS GOING ON,

420
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,097
BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE NAKED
IN VEGAS.

421
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,570
YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO OLD
FOR THAT, I THINK.

422
00:15:14,567 --> 00:15:15,767
[laughs]

423
00:15:15,767 --> 00:15:16,767
I STARTED
PACKING FOR RUSSELL

424
00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:18,127
WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING,

425
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,973
I THINK, JUST AS
A SWEET THING TO DO FOR HIM.

426
00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:22,527
YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS?
LITTLE CASHMERE?

427
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:23,803
OKAY, GOOD.
LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.

428
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,700
BUT AS IT IS
IN MOST MARRIAGES,

429
00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:28,400
AS SOON AS YOU SHOW SOMEONE THAT
YOU CAN DO SOMETHING FOR THEM,

430
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,470
IT BECOMES
EASIER FOR ME TO DO IT

431
00:15:30,467 --> 00:15:31,497
THAN FOR HIM TO DO IT.

432
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,130
- AND MY BLACK SHIRT.

433
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,933
- OH, THAT--
YOU ALWAYS LOVE THAT.

434
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,674
THE BLACK SHIRT.
IT GOES EVERYWHERE WITH US.

435
00:15:36,667 --> 00:15:39,867
UM, LIKE SATURDAY DAY
WE'RE GONNA BE AT THE POOL.

436
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:43,797
- I HAVE TO GO
TO SCOTTSDALE ON SATURDAY.

437
00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,870
- WHAT?
- JUST FOR THREE HOURS.

438
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,197
- HONEY.

439
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,100
- THOUGHT I WOULD
KIND OF SQUEEZE IT IN

440
00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:50,930
BEFORE WE COME BACK
TO LOS ANGELES.

441
00:15:55,066 --> 00:15:56,526
- OKAY.

442
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,033
YOU'RE SQUEEZING IN WORK

443
00:15:58,033 --> 00:15:59,733
IN THE MIDDLE
OF OUR WEEKEND AWAY?

444
00:15:59,734 --> 00:16:00,874
- JUST A LITTLE PIECE.

445
00:16:00,867 --> 00:16:02,697
- HERE WE ARE PLANNING
THIS GREAT WEEKEND

446
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:04,600
AND IT'S A BIG
COUPLES GETAWAY,

447
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,830
AND NOW, AS USUAL,
SOMEHOW BUSINESS

448
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,604
IS GETTING SLIPPED
INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT.

449
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:11,700
OKAY, SO FORGET
DAYTIME SATURDAY FOR RUSSELL.

450
00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:13,230
- I NEED MY LAPTOP.

451
00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:17,073
I NEED MY SUNGLASSES.
SOME WORKOUT CLOTHES.

452
00:16:17,066 --> 00:16:19,666
MAYBE A PAIR OF JEANS
AND A PAIR OF SLACKS.

453
00:16:19,667 --> 00:16:21,397
AND THEN A COUPLE
OF DRESS SHIRTS.

454
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:23,670
- OKAY.
- OKAY.

455
00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,867
- DONE.

456
00:16:24,867 --> 00:16:27,097
CONSIDER YOURSELF
READY TO FLY.

457
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:31,170
- PERFECT.
- THANK YOU.

458
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:34,666
[exhales]

459
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,170
- THERE'S MY BAG.

460
00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,766
- DON'T GET IT.
LET THE GUYS GET IT.

461
00:16:44,767 --> 00:16:47,867
- THAT'S MY MAKEUP.
THIS IS JUST MY MAKEUP.

462
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,767
- THAT'S JUST SHOES.

463
00:16:49,767 --> 00:16:53,627
- LISA'S PANTIES
ARE IN THAT BAG.

464
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,433
- WHOO-HOO!
THIS FEELS LIKE VEGAS, BABY.

465
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,103
- YEAH.

466
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:00,400
- REMEMBER,
WHAT HAPPENS AT THE PALMS

467
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,130
DOESN'T STAY AT THE PALMS.

468
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:04,303
[laughter]

469
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,130
- WHO'S GONNA GET MARRIED
AT ONE OF THOSE CHAPELS?

470
00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:10,103
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ONE
OF THOSE OLD CHAPEL WEDDINGS.

471
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,200
- I WAS NOT BUMMED OUT
THAT KELSEY COULDN'T BE THERE.

472
00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,970
EVERYBODY WANTS TO KNOW HIM.

473
00:17:13,967 --> 00:17:15,897
THE ATTENTION
ALWAYS GOES TO HIM.

474
00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:18,270
SO I'M HAPPY TO BE THERE

475
00:17:18,266 --> 00:17:20,926
WITHOUT THE CONVERSATION
BEING ALL ABOUT MY HUSBAND.

476
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:23,704
I LIKE THAT.

477
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:28,967
- HI.

478
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:31,297
HOW ARE YOU DOING?

479
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,070
- GOING TO VEGAS WITH ADRIENNE

480
00:17:33,066 --> 00:17:36,126
IS ALWAYS A BETTER TIME
THAN GOING WITHOUT ADRIENNE,

481
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:38,073
BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY THERE'S
DEFINITELY SOME PERKS

482
00:17:38,066 --> 00:17:39,596
IN HANGING OUT
WITH THE OWNER OF THE CASINO.

483
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,000
- I WANT TO SHOW YOU
THIS VERY, VERY COOL SUITE

484
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,330
CALLED THE HARDWOOD SUITE.

485
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:45,203
ACTUALLY, LARRY,
YOU'RE GONNA TAKE US, RIGHT?

486
00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,270
- I'M GONNA TAKE YOU
TO THE HARDWOOD SUITE RIGHT NOW.

487
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,326
- I'M NOT ONE
TO REALLY SHOW OFF.

488
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,833
THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE.

489
00:17:52,834 --> 00:17:54,774
BUT WHEN I TOOK
THE GIRLS THERE,

490
00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:57,467
I REALLY WANTED THEM TO SEE
THE HARD WORK WE PUT IN

491
00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,427
TO MAKING IT
A SPECTACULAR PLACE.

492
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,873
- OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT THIS.

493
00:18:02,867 --> 00:18:04,867
- OVERSIZED BED
FOR A BASKETBALL PLAYER.

494
00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:06,497
- MAKES YOU KIND OF FEEL
LIKE YOU'RE IN A RAP VIDEO.

495
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,200
- THIS IS A GOOD PLACE
TO HAVE A LITTLE PARTY.

496
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,070
- WE DECIDED TO DO
A BASKETBALL SUITE,

497
00:18:11,066 --> 00:18:12,726
BECAUSE WE'RE IN
THE NBA BUSINESS

498
00:18:12,734 --> 00:18:14,334
ON THE SACRAMENTO KINGS.

499
00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,473
WE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING
A LITTLE DIFFERENT, UNIQUE,

500
00:18:16,467 --> 00:18:18,427
SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER
EXPERIENCE IN YOUR LIFE.

501
00:18:18,433 --> 00:18:21,033
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THERE IS A BASKETBALL COURT.

502
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,333
- I KNOW.
- THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS.

503
00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,973
- WHAT I LOVE ABOUT ADRIENNE

504
00:18:23,967 --> 00:18:25,297
IS THAT SHE'S SO HUMBLE
AND LOW KEY,

505
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:26,700
YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW

506
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,030
THAT SHE OWNS THIS
GORGEOUS HOTEL AND CASINO.

507
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:30,333
- OH, MY GOSH.

508
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,133
WE'RE HAVING A PARTY
IN HERE TONIGHT.

509
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,530
- YES!

510
00:18:42,533 --> 00:18:43,573
- TO SEE ALL THESE WOMEN

511
00:18:43,567 --> 00:18:45,267
IN HIGH HEELS
AND PLAYING BASKETBALL,

512
00:18:45,266 --> 00:18:46,266
OH, MY GOSH.

513
00:18:46,266 --> 00:18:48,326
HILARIOUS.

514
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,433
- OKAY.

515
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:52,033
- OH, LISA.

516
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:54,573
- OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR A DRINK.
I GIVE UP.

517
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,200
- THIS IS A GREAT VIEW.

518
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,430
- WELCOME TO VEGAS.
WHERE'S THE MINI BAR?

519
00:19:04,433 --> 00:19:05,733
- [laughs]

520
00:19:05,734 --> 00:19:07,904
OH,
THIS IS A GORGEOUS ROOM.

521
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,870
WE CAN WATCH THE SUNSET
WHILE WE GET READY.

522
00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,567
- LET'S FIND THE MINI BAR
AND THEN GET NAKED.

523
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:12,527
- [laughs]

524
00:19:12,533 --> 00:19:14,733
WELL,
I MISS OUR LITTLE GIRL,

525
00:19:14,734 --> 00:19:16,174
BUT IT'S KIND OF NICE
JUST TO GET AWAY,

526
00:19:16,166 --> 00:19:17,566
JUST THE TWO OF US.

527
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,827
I SO RARELY HAVE
YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION

528
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:20,274
AWAY FROM THE OFFICE.

529
00:19:20,266 --> 00:19:21,596
- IT'S GONNA BE NICE.
- YEAH.

530
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:24,330
- A WEEKEND WITH NO KIDS?
- I KNOW.

531
00:19:24,333 --> 00:19:25,373
AND NO WORK?

532
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:26,397
- HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?

533
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,470
- YEAH.

534
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:28,897
- MAYBE A LITTLE WORK.

535
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:30,100
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT BACK

536
00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,170
IN TIME FOR THAT
CONCERT THOUGH, RIGHT?

537
00:19:31,166 --> 00:19:32,166
- OH, YEAH.
ABSOLUTELY.

538
00:19:32,166 --> 00:19:33,366
- ALL RIGHT.

539
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:36,497
I TRULY WANTED
TO MARRY SOMEONE FOR LOVE

540
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,000
AS OPPOSED TO JUST MARRYING

541
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,070
TO GET TO WHERE
I WANTED TO BE IN LIFE.

542
00:19:40,066 --> 00:19:41,466
- SO YOU ENJOY THE SPA.

543
00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,567
BY THE TIME YOU GET OUT,
I'LL BE BACK.

544
00:19:43,567 --> 00:19:44,567
- ALL RIGHT.
- ALL RIGHT?

545
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:47,327
- OKAY.

546
00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,703
UNBELIEVABLE.

547
00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:50,500
BUT I KNEW
WHEN I MARRIED RUSSELL

548
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,870
THAT HE WORKED NONSTOP,

549
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,227
THAT HE WAS SOMEONE
WHO WAS NOT GONNA BE THERE

550
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:57,103
HOLDING MY HAND AND,
YOU KNOW, BE BY MY SIDE

551
00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,430
24 HOURS A DAY.

552
00:19:58,433 --> 00:20:00,003
'CAUSE THAT'S ALWAYS
BEEN THE WAY IT IS.

553
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,830
OKAY.

554
00:20:04,633 --> 00:20:07,733
I HOPE IT WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

555
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:12,100
COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

556
00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:14,630
- CAMILLE'S DANCING WAS,
LIKE,

557
00:20:14,633 --> 00:20:17,903
SHE WAS REALLY
SHAKING IT AND MOVING IT.

558
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:20,400
I THINK ALL THAT'S MISSING
WAS A POLE, REALLY.

559
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,670
- MONEY?
I MEAN HONEY. COME ON.

560
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:39,827
THIS IS CUTE, ISN'T IT?

561
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,934
- I LOVE IT.
LOOKS GOOD.

562
00:20:41,934 --> 00:20:45,234
LET ME SEE.

563
00:20:45,233 --> 00:20:47,403
YOU LOOK HOT.

564
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,400
- [sighs]

565
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:02,370
HERE I AM IN THIS BEAUTIFUL
HOTEL ROOM ALL BY MYSELF.

566
00:21:02,367 --> 00:21:03,727
LONELY.

567
00:21:03,734 --> 00:21:06,434
KIND OF SAD.

568
00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:08,433
I DON'T WANT
TO BE ALONE ANYMORE.

569
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:11,733
I SEE MY SISTERS, AND THEY HAVE
THEIR WONDERFUL HUSBANDS,

570
00:21:11,734 --> 00:21:15,634
AND I WANT THAT FOR ME NOW.

571
00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:19,803
I DO WANT TO FIND SOMEBODY
THAT I WANT TO GROW OLD WITH.

572
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:21,030
- HI, IT'S KYLE.

573
00:21:21,033 --> 00:21:23,033
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
[beep]

574
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,573
- HI, IT'S ME.
I'M IN MY ROOM.

575
00:21:24,567 --> 00:21:26,067
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

576
00:21:26,066 --> 00:21:27,496
WANT TO SEE
IF YOU'RE IN YOURS YET.

577
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:30,770
UM, OH, MY GOSH,
THERE'S A FIRE ON.

578
00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,227
ANYWAY, CALL ME BACK.
LOVE YOU.

579
00:21:32,233 --> 00:21:34,373
OH, AND I WANT TO FIND OUT
FOR SURE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING.

580
00:21:34,367 --> 00:21:35,567
LOVE YOU.

581
00:21:55,133 --> 00:21:57,673
- HI.

582
00:21:57,667 --> 00:21:59,197
- THE ROOMS ARE SEXY ROOMS,
AREN'T THEY?

583
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:00,500
- YEAH.

584
00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,700
- OH, I LOVE MY ROOM.
- YEAH, THEY'RE GREAT.

585
00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:03,800
- COCKTAIL FOR THE LADY?

586
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,800
- I DON'T DRINK, SO...

587
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:07,100
- I HAVE FLAT WATER FOR YOU.

588
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:08,070
I CAN GET
SPARKLING WATER FOR YOU.

589
00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,666
- NO, WE WANT A FUN DRINK.

590
00:22:09,667 --> 00:22:11,027
CAMILLE, A FUN DRINK.

591
00:22:11,033 --> 00:22:12,773
- WHAT KIND OF FUN DRINKS
DO YOU HAVE?

592
00:22:12,767 --> 00:22:15,427
- PICKLE JUICE MARTINI
IS DELICIOUS.

593
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,273
- LET'S GO FOR IT.
WHY NOT?

594
00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,126
I'M NOT A BIG DRINKER.

595
00:22:19,133 --> 00:22:20,233
I'LL NURSE
ONE DRINK ALL NIGHT,

596
00:22:20,233 --> 00:22:21,533
BUT I BARELY
DRINK ANY OF IT.

597
00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:24,573
SO IF I DRINK ANYTHING,
YOU WILL BE CARRYING ME HOME.

598
00:22:24,567 --> 00:22:27,267
- THAT'S THE PLAN.

599
00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:29,296
- A LOT OF THE GIRLS ARE
ALWAYS TRYING TO GET ME DRUNK,

600
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,870
BUT THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN,
BECAUSE I JUST--I DON'T DRINK.

601
00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:34,127
- EVERYBODY REAL QUICK,
THIS IS CHEF GINO.

602
00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:35,133
- HEY, CHEF GINO.

603
00:22:35,133 --> 00:22:37,433
- CHEF BARRY.

604
00:22:37,433 --> 00:22:40,073
- BUTTERNUT SQUASH RISOTTO
WITH SOME BASIL OIL.

605
00:22:40,066 --> 00:22:41,596
PARMIGIANO-REGGIANO,

606
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,200
LITTLE TOUCH
OF MASCARPONE CHEESE, OKAY?

607
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:44,170
- NICE
- GORGEOUS.

608
00:22:44,166 --> 00:22:45,796
- WOW.

609
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:48,100
- RESTAURANTS, I'M ALWAYS THE
ONE THAT'S KIND OF IN CONTROL

610
00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,700
AND, YOU KNOW,
ORGANIZING EVERYTHING,

611
00:22:49,700 --> 00:22:51,470
SO IT WAS REALLY NICE
TO ACTUALLY GIVE UP

612
00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:53,267
AND LET ADRIENNE RUN WITH IT.

613
00:22:53,266 --> 00:22:55,526
- CHEERS, EVERYBODY.
- CHEERS.

614
00:22:55,533 --> 00:22:56,673
- NICE TO HAVE ALL OF YOU.

615
00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:58,127
- PAUL,
THANK YOU FOR HAVING US.

616
00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,203
- RUSSELL,
NICE TO MEET YOU.

617
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:00,570
- TO A VERY FUN
AND WONDERFUL EVENING.

618
00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,027
- TO OUR HOST.

619
00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:05,173
THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR A WONDERFUL WEEKEND.

620
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,166
- THANK YOU.

621
00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,066
- WOW.
BEAUTIFUL.

622
00:23:09,066 --> 00:23:10,966
- THE, UH...
- THE LUMP CRAB.

623
00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:11,967
- YEAH.
- I GOT SOME FOR YOU.

624
00:23:11,967 --> 00:23:13,267
- THAT'D BE GREAT.

625
00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,296
- EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD.
OH, MY GOD.

626
00:23:14,300 --> 00:23:15,630
- THANK YOU.

627
00:23:15,633 --> 00:23:17,573
- I GOT ONE QUICK FUNNY STORY
ABOUT ADRIENNE.

628
00:23:17,567 --> 00:23:19,327
SO, YOU KNOW,
WHEN I MET ADRIENNE,

629
00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,803
SHE SAID, YOU KNOW,

630
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,530
"I WANT TO COOK YOU
A BEAUTIFUL DINNER TONIGHT."

631
00:23:22,533 --> 00:23:24,473
SHE COMES OUT
WITH THIS PIECE OF CHICKEN

632
00:23:24,467 --> 00:23:25,567
WITH NOTHING ELSE.

633
00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:27,127
PIECE OF CHICKEN ON A PLATE.

634
00:23:27,133 --> 00:23:28,573
AND WHAT SHE DID WAS,

635
00:23:28,567 --> 00:23:30,597
SHE GOT A FROZEN BREAST.
- COME ON.

636
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:32,400
- COOKED IT FOR FIVE MINUTES
AND GIVE IT TO ME.

637
00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:33,530
- NO, ON BOTH SIDES.

638
00:23:33,533 --> 00:23:35,473
- YEAH, BOTH SIDES.

639
00:23:35,467 --> 00:23:37,767
AND SHE HAD HER LITTLE DOG,
A LITTLE MALTESE,

640
00:23:37,767 --> 00:23:39,967
AND THIS DOG
WAS BARKING NONSTOP.

641
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,427
- AND I'M SITTING THERE GOING,
"OH, MY GOD."

642
00:23:45,433 --> 00:23:47,203
AND SHE'S SITTING THERE
READING A BOOK, RELAXING.

643
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,670
AND I'M SAYING, "OH, MY GOD.
HOW CAN YOU DO THIS?"

644
00:23:49,667 --> 00:23:51,867
AND I SAID, "SHE'LL BE
AN INCREDIBLE MOTHER."

645
00:23:51,867 --> 00:23:53,267
- LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

646
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:55,126
THAT REASON
ABOUT BEING THE GOOD MOTHER

647
00:23:55,133 --> 00:23:56,673
IS THE EXACT REASON
THAT I MARRIED KYLE.

648
00:23:56,667 --> 00:23:59,527
BECAUSE WHEN I MET HER
SHE HAD FARRAH,

649
00:23:59,533 --> 00:24:02,373
AND I GOT, LIKE, AN
OPPORTUNITY TO SEE, LIKE...

650
00:24:02,367 --> 00:24:04,067
- LIKE A GLASS BALL,
YOU GOT TO SEE THE FUTURE.

651
00:24:04,066 --> 00:24:07,696
- IT WAS REALLY COOL,
AND IT WAS IMPORTANT.

652
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:08,900
- BEFORE THE TRIP, I THOUGHT,

653
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,400
"OH, I'LL BE
THE ONLY ONE ALONE AGAIN."

654
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,330
I THOUGHT,
"I'LL BE FINE."

655
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:16,173
BUT HONESTLY TO BE ALONE WAS,

656
00:24:16,166 --> 00:24:20,126
YOU KNOW, REALLY DIFFICULT
FOR ME.

657
00:24:20,133 --> 00:24:22,273
[laughter]

658
00:24:22,266 --> 00:24:24,096
- I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT
CAMILLE AND KELSEY.

659
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,530
- UM, HIS AGENT SET US UP.

660
00:24:25,533 --> 00:24:27,203
HIS AGENT WAS
A REALLY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE.

661
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,270
AND HIS AGENT SAID, "WHY DON'T
YOU COME TO NEW YORK WITH ME?

662
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,466
"I KNOW A GIRL IN NEW YORK
THAT YOU'D REALLY LIKE,

663
00:24:32,467 --> 00:24:34,227
AND I THINK
YOU MIGHT EVEN MARRY HER,"

664
00:24:34,233 --> 00:24:35,303
AND SURE ENOUGH WE MET.

665
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,030
IT WAS A BLIND DATE.

666
00:24:37,033 --> 00:24:38,873
- AND THE REST IS HISTORY.
- AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

667
00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:40,327
- WHAT DID HE TELL HIM
ABOUT HER

668
00:24:40,333 --> 00:24:42,703
THAT MADE HIM WANT
TO FLY ACROSS THE COUNTRY?

669
00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:44,100
HMM.

670
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:46,400
AND WHAT ABOUT--
WHERE'D YOU GUYS MEET?

671
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,500
- I HAD MY ATTORNEY
CALL HER ATTORNEY.

672
00:24:48,500 --> 00:24:50,100
[laughter]

673
00:24:50,100 --> 00:24:53,370
- AND THE PRENUP WAS WRITTEN.
NO, NO, NO.

674
00:24:53,367 --> 00:24:55,497
- WELL, NO,
THE PRENUP WAS ALREADY, UM...

675
00:24:55,500 --> 00:24:57,570
- YES, ESTABLISHED.

676
00:24:57,567 --> 00:25:00,427
- WE MET IN A RESTAURANT
WAITING FOR A TABLE.

677
00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:03,733
AND I SAW HIM FROM A DISTANCE
AND DECIDED THAT--

678
00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,067
I SAW HIM FROM A DISTANCE,

679
00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:09,166
AND I JUST KNEW I WAS GONNA
BE WITH HIM ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.

680
00:25:09,166 --> 00:25:10,296
- [clears throat]

681
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:12,600
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE
FOR A SECOND

682
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,200
THAT TAYLOR WOULD SEE RUSSELL
ACROSS THE ROOM.

683
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,470
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

684
00:25:16,467 --> 00:25:18,427
- AND HE AVOIDED ME
LIKE THE PLAGUE.

685
00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:20,303
- WAIT A MINUTE. USUALLY
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

686
00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:21,570
- I RAN FOR THREE MONTHS.

687
00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:23,867
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
SHE'S GORGEOUS.

688
00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,897
- I RAN.
- I HAD TO CHASE HIM FOR MONTHS.

689
00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,070
- WHAT?
- WAIT A MINUTE.

690
00:25:27,066 --> 00:25:28,526
- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

691
00:25:28,533 --> 00:25:30,833
- I WAS JUST HAPPY
BEING SINGLE AT THE TIME, AND...

692
00:25:30,834 --> 00:25:32,234
- TAYLOR,
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

693
00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,703
YOU HAD YOUR EYES ON HIM?
- YEAH.

694
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:35,100
- ...SUCH A GREAT CATCH.

695
00:25:35,100 --> 00:25:36,170
NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

696
00:25:36,166 --> 00:25:38,426
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE?

697
00:25:38,433 --> 00:25:41,473
- I WOULD LIKE TO THINK
THAT HE WENT ON BENDED KNEES

698
00:25:41,467 --> 00:25:43,797
AND CRAWLED A THOUSAND MILES
TO GET THAT GIRL.

699
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,770
I MEAN, TAYLOR'S A BRIGHT,
VIVACIOUS, ATTRACTIVE WOMAN.

700
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:51,497
EVIDENTLY,
OPPOSITES ATTRACT.

701
00:25:59,367 --> 00:26:01,867
IN VEGAS, THE NIGHT
NEVER ENDS WITH DINNER,

702
00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:04,867
SO WE WENT TO ADRIENNE'S CLUB
IN THE CASINO.

703
00:26:10,166 --> 00:26:14,096
- YOU GO, GIRL!

704
00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,300
THE WAY CAMILLE MOVES
WHEN SHE'S DANCING,

705
00:26:16,300 --> 00:26:17,900
I CAN SEE WHY KELSEY
MARRIED HER.

706
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:20,330
I MEAN, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S VERY SEXY.

707
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:38,003
- OH, MAN.

708
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,400
- WHOO!

709
00:26:52,734 --> 00:26:54,074
- ALL OF THE HUSBANDS,

710
00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:56,296
EVERY ONE OF 'EM
WAS UP AND DANCING,

711
00:26:56,300 --> 00:26:58,200
AND THE SURPRISING THING TO ME

712
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:00,400
IS MY HUSBAND DIDN'T EVEN
DANCE AT MY WEDDING.

713
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,570
SO THIS WAS A FIRST
FOR RUSSELL AND ME

714
00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,867
TO GET UP
AND DANCE TOGETHER.

715
00:27:08,633 --> 00:27:10,503
- WHOO!

716
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:12,330
- I THINK ALL THE GIRLS
LET LOOSE IN VEGAS.

717
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:15,773
THEY ALL HAD A GREAT TIME.

718
00:27:25,300 --> 00:27:27,800
- CAMILLE'S DANCING WAS, LIKE,

719
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,070
SHE WAS REALLY
SHAKING IT AND MOVING IT.

720
00:27:31,066 --> 00:27:33,566
I THINK ALL THAT'S MISSING
WAS A POLE, REALLY.

721
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:40,473
- IT'S NOT THAT
I DON'T TRUST MY HUSBAND.

722
00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,827
IT'S THAT I DON'T
TRUST OTHER WOMEN.

723
00:27:42,834 --> 00:27:46,134
WOMEN ARE BARRACUDAS.

724
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:48,333
YOU COME NEAR MY HUSBAND,
AND I WILL...[hisses].

725
00:27:50,266 --> 00:27:52,066
COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

726
00:27:52,066 --> 00:27:53,466
- ON THE OPERATING TABLE,

727
00:27:53,467 --> 00:27:55,167
THE DOCTOR SAID,
"I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU,

728
00:27:55,166 --> 00:27:56,566
'CAUSE YOU HAVE
BEAUTIFUL BREASTS."

729
00:27:56,567 --> 00:27:57,997
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.

730
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:01,200
AND KELSEY SAT IN THE DOCTOR'S
OFFICE AND WENT, "NO!"

731
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,770
[laughter]

732
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,000
- ANY TRICKS IN THOSE BAGS
OF YOURS, LADIES?

733
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:14,200
- WELL, NEVER HURTS TO HAVE
A LITTLE EYELINER.

734
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,230
- ALL RIGHT.

735
00:28:15,233 --> 00:28:16,373
- YOU DON'T NEED MAKEUP.

736
00:28:16,367 --> 00:28:18,497
THAT'S THE SAD
TRUTH OF IT, MISSY.

737
00:28:18,500 --> 00:28:19,700
- NO, I DO.
I DO.

738
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:21,100
- OH, I DO LIKE
THIS BLUSH, THOUGH.

739
00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,470
WHAT'S IT CALLED?
- ORGASM.

740
00:28:22,467 --> 00:28:24,467
- MM, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.

741
00:28:24,467 --> 00:28:25,567
[laughter]

742
00:28:25,567 --> 00:28:27,967
- NO WONDER
I WAS ENJOYING IT SO.

743
00:28:27,967 --> 00:28:30,867
MY CHEEKS HAVE NEVER
BEEN SO HAPPY.

744
00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:31,897
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME?

745
00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:32,870
- NO, THANK YOU.

746
00:28:32,867 --> 00:28:33,927
I'VE HAD ONE ALREADY TODAY.

747
00:28:33,934 --> 00:28:36,804
- OH, I SEE.
[laughter]

748
00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:52,897
- WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY, HUH?

749
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,900
- YEAH.

750
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,900
- I LOVE IT.
NICE.

751
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,500
WHAT A NICE DAY.

752
00:29:03,667 --> 00:29:04,967
- OKAY, GREAT.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

753
00:29:04,967 --> 00:29:08,027
- ALL RIGHT.

754
00:29:08,033 --> 00:29:09,173
- OH, IT'S PERFECT.

755
00:29:09,166 --> 00:29:10,626
- IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT.

756
00:29:10,633 --> 00:29:12,873
- ARE YOU HUNGRY?
DO YOU WANT TO EAT SOMETHING?

757
00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:14,397
- I ACTUALLY
DO WANT TO EAT SOMETHING.

758
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,870
- DID YOU EAT THIS WEEK?

759
00:29:15,867 --> 00:29:17,427
- NO, I WAS TRYING
NOT TO EAT THAT MUCH

760
00:29:17,433 --> 00:29:19,673
SO THAT I WOULD
FEEL GOOD FOR VEGAS.

761
00:29:19,667 --> 00:29:21,997
- WELL, WE FEEL REALLY GOOD

762
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,670
UNTIL CAMILLE WALKS IN.
- YEAH, EXACTLY.

763
00:29:24,667 --> 00:29:28,067
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PUSH CAMILLE IN THE POOL.

764
00:29:28,066 --> 00:29:32,266
- THAT'S A FANTASTIC IDEA,
AS LONG AS YOU DO IT.

765
00:29:32,266 --> 00:29:33,326
- GOOD MORNING, GUYS.
- HEY.

766
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,533
- HI.

767
00:29:34,533 --> 00:29:37,273
- HELLO, LADIES.
GOOD MORNING.

768
00:29:37,266 --> 00:29:39,226
- I WAS A LITTLE CHILLY,
SO I HAD TO COVER UP A LITTLE.

769
00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:40,803
- OH, YOU WAIT
TILL CAMILLE TAKES IT OFF.

770
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,230
YOU KNOW
IT'S GONNA BE SPECTACULAR.

771
00:29:42,233 --> 00:29:43,673
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- THANK YOU.

772
00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:49,033
- HOLY TOLEDO.

773
00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:51,403
I WOULD BE RUNNING AROUND
WITH A NAPKIN ON

774
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,700
IF I HAD HER BODY.

775
00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:53,930
- WHERE SHOULD I PUT MY ROBE?

776
00:29:53,934 --> 00:29:55,134
- WE HAVE THE SAME SHOES ON,
CAM.

777
00:29:55,133 --> 00:29:56,933
- DO WE?

778
00:29:56,934 --> 00:29:58,574
- I KNOW.
WE ALL HAVE THE SAME SHOES.

779
00:29:58,567 --> 00:30:00,127
WE'RE ROCKING THE SAME SHOE.

780
00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:01,573
- HI, GIRLS.
- HI.

781
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:06,267
- HI, DARLING.
- HELLO, EVERYBODY.

782
00:30:06,266 --> 00:30:09,066
- I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE
HANGING OUT WITH MEN THAN WOMEN,

783
00:30:09,066 --> 00:30:11,426
BECAUSE I THINK WOMEN
CAN BE VERY CATTY,

784
00:30:11,433 --> 00:30:13,273
AND I DON'T LIKE CATTINESS.

785
00:30:13,266 --> 00:30:14,326
YOU'RE GONNA MOVE ME?
- YEAH.

786
00:30:14,333 --> 00:30:16,233
- GET--OKAY.
[laughs]

787
00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:17,973
I'M ALWAYS IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE MEN.

788
00:30:17,967 --> 00:30:19,897
THIS IS GONNA LOOK
REALLY BAD FOR ME.

789
00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:24,130
- I LIKE SPORTS
AND ENJOYING MYSELF.

790
00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:26,073
LIFE'S TOO SHORT.

791
00:30:26,066 --> 00:30:27,566
- YOU GUYS WANT A SHOT?

792
00:30:27,567 --> 00:30:29,267
- I'LL TAKE A SHOT.

793
00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:30,526
- WHAT DO YOU WANT?

794
00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:31,833
- BUT ONLY IF SOMEBODY
KEEPS ME COMPANY.

795
00:30:31,834 --> 00:30:32,974
- ALL RIGHT.

796
00:30:32,967 --> 00:30:34,267
- OKAY,
I'LL HAVE A TEQUILA SHOT.

797
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:36,066
- YES!
- OH, YAY!

798
00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:38,296
- YES.

799
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,100
- OH.
OKAY, YES.

800
00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:42,400
- THE GUYS ARE SO MUCH FUN.

801
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:43,500
- MR. MEXICO.

802
00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:44,500
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

803
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,830
THEY DON'T EDIT THEMSELVES.

804
00:30:45,834 --> 00:30:47,704
THEY JUST SAY
WHATEVER'S ON THEIR MIND.

805
00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:49,100
THEY FEEL, THEY SAY IT.

806
00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,730
THE WOMEN ARE STILL
EDITING THEMSELVES.

807
00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:52,404
[speaking Spanish]

808
00:30:57,834 --> 00:30:59,804
- "UP AND DOWN AND
THE CENTER AND IN," RIGHT?

809
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:01,070
- AND THEN YOU TAKE
A LITTLE SALT,

810
00:31:01,066 --> 00:31:02,426
A LITTLE TEQUILA,
AND A LITTLE LIME.

811
00:31:02,433 --> 00:31:03,733
- WHAT ARE YOU SIPPING IT FOR?

812
00:31:03,734 --> 00:31:05,304
- CAMILLE, YOU'VE GOT
TO DO IT DOWN IN ONE,

813
00:31:05,300 --> 00:31:06,600
OTHERWISE YOU'RE NOT
GONNA DO IT.

814
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,830
GO ON.

815
00:31:07,834 --> 00:31:09,204
- YOU'RE TRYING
TO GET ME TO DRINK.

816
00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:12,830
YOU GUYS ARE TRYING
TO GET ME TO DRINK.

817
00:31:12,834 --> 00:31:14,274
I LIKE THIS
TECHNIQUE BETTER.

818
00:31:14,266 --> 00:31:15,596
- THIS ONE'S BETTER, RIGHT?

819
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:17,730
- CAMILLE HAS ADMITTED
THAT SHE IS A GUY'S GIRL,

820
00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:18,774
NOT A GIRL'S GIRL.

821
00:31:18,767 --> 00:31:19,767
- MM.

822
00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:24,627
- AND I THINK THAT'S OBVIOUS.

823
00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:27,103
- I WISH I NEVER HAD THEM DONE
FROM THE BEGINNING.

824
00:31:27,100 --> 00:31:29,000
ON THE OPERATING TABLE,
THE DOCTOR SAID,

825
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,400
"I SHOULD
HAVE LISTENED TO YOU,

826
00:31:30,400 --> 00:31:31,770
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
BEAUTIFUL BREASTS."

827
00:31:31,767 --> 00:31:32,727
- OH, REALLY?
- YEAH.

828
00:31:32,734 --> 00:31:33,704
- YOU TOOK THEM OUT?

829
00:31:33,700 --> 00:31:35,030
- YES, AND I TOLD THE DOCTOR

830
00:31:35,033 --> 00:31:36,203
THAT I DON'T WANT
IMPLANTS ANYMORE.

831
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:38,030
I'M DONE. I'M DONE.
I'M FINISHED.

832
00:31:38,033 --> 00:31:39,673
I CAN'T PLAY GOL--
YOU KNOW, I WANT TO SWING,

833
00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,167
I WANT TO PLAY GOLF,
I WANT TO DO THINGS.

834
00:31:41,166 --> 00:31:42,726
THEY GET IN THE WAY.

835
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,334
- CAMILLE WAS SITTING THERE
TALKING ABOUT HER BREASTS,

836
00:31:44,333 --> 00:31:47,173
AND KELSEY SAT IN
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE AND WENT,

837
00:31:47,166 --> 00:31:49,266
"NO!"

838
00:31:49,266 --> 00:31:52,896
- AS IF MY HUSBAND NEEDS HIS
ATTENTION DRAWN TO HER BREASTS.

839
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,400
NO, THANK YOU, CAMILLE.

840
00:31:54,400 --> 00:31:56,530
- I WONDER WHERE RUSSELL IS
RIGHT NOW EXACTLY.

841
00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:57,503
- IN PHOENIX.

842
00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,070
- BUT WHAT IS HE DOING?

843
00:31:59,066 --> 00:32:00,066
- PLAYING GOLF.

844
00:32:00,066 --> 00:32:01,366
[laughter]

845
00:32:01,367 --> 00:32:03,327
- CLOSING A $25 MILLION DEAL.

846
00:32:03,333 --> 00:32:07,103
- YEAH,
ON THE GOLF COURSE.

847
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,400
- WELCOME BACK.

848
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,300
- I HAVE NO IDEA
WHERE RUSSELL WENT,

849
00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:11,800
BUT I FELT BAD FOR TAYLOR.

850
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,730
I COULD TELL
SHE WAS EITHER EMBARRASSED,

851
00:32:13,734 --> 00:32:15,304
OR FELT SAD THAT HE LEFT.

852
00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,630
I FELT BAD.

853
00:32:16,633 --> 00:32:17,803
- RUSSELL'S NOT HERE.

854
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,430
- I KNOW.
HE'S IN PHOENIX, RIGHT?

855
00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:22,803
- YEAH.

856
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,300
- I WAS REALLY IRRITATED
AND DISAPPOINTED,

857
00:32:25,300 --> 00:32:27,530
BECAUSE I WANTED
TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM,

858
00:32:27,533 --> 00:32:29,403
AND I WANTED HIM
TO HAVE A CHANCE

859
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,900
TO BOND WITH MY FRIENDS
AND THEIR HUSBANDS,

860
00:32:31,900 --> 00:32:35,070
AND HE WASN'T THERE.

861
00:32:35,066 --> 00:32:36,766
- SO I'M GONNA HEAD UP,

862
00:32:36,767 --> 00:32:37,867
BECAUSE I GOT TO GET READY.

863
00:32:37,867 --> 00:32:39,167
- ACTUALLY,
WE HAVE TO GO ANYWAY,

864
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,996
'CAUSE WE HAVE
TO EAT DINNER BY 5:30.

865
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,670
WE'RE GONNA EAT
BEFORE THE CONCERT.

866
00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:45,327
WE SHOULD GO, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT
GONNA HAVE A LOT OF TIME.

867
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:46,973
- WHAT IS EVERYBODY WEARING?

868
00:32:46,967 --> 00:32:47,967
- DRESSING UP, I THINK.

869
00:32:47,967 --> 00:32:49,497
- I'M WEARING WHITE JEANS.

870
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:51,030
- YOU'RE GONNA
WEAR A WHITE ELVIS SUIT,

871
00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:52,503
IS WHAT YOU'RE GONNA WEAR.

872
00:32:58,767 --> 00:33:00,097
- HELLO.
HOW'S IT GOING?

873
00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:01,230
- HELLO.
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?

874
00:33:01,233 --> 00:33:03,233
- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.

875
00:33:03,233 --> 00:33:04,203
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

876
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,570
- OH, I LIKE IT.

877
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,397
- LISA, YOU SIT THERE,
KIM, YOU SIT THERE,

878
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,800
I'LL SIT HERE, AND THEN
THE GIRLS WILL GO THIS WAY.

879
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,300
- ISN'T THAT A BIT SELFISH?

880
00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:11,930
JUST PLUNK YOURSELF
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE.

881
00:33:11,934 --> 00:33:13,504
- WELL, WE ARE THE FIRST ONES
HERE, AREN'T WE?

882
00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,500
- ALL RIGHT THEN.
[laughter]

883
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:15,500
- WE WENT TO AN EARLY DINNER.

884
00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:16,930
VERY EARLY DINNER.

885
00:33:16,934 --> 00:33:18,574
FELT MORE LIKE BREAKFAST
TO ME FOR VEGAS,

886
00:33:18,567 --> 00:33:21,397
BUT WE HAD TO MAKE IT
TO THE JAY-Z CONCERT.

887
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,430
- I'M GONNA STICK WITH
A MARGARITA ON THE ROCKS.

888
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:26,603
HONEY, WHAT KIND OF TEQUILA
DO I LIKE IN THE MARGARITA?

889
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,830
- STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE?

890
00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:29,204
- PATRON.

891
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:30,630
- UH, WHAT KIND OF VODKA
DO I LIKE?

892
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:31,703
- BELVEDERE.

893
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,270
- WHY DO WE NOT KNOW
OUR OWN DRINKS?

894
00:33:33,266 --> 00:33:34,726
- 'CAUSE WE NEVER ORDER THEM.

895
00:33:34,734 --> 00:33:36,134
- THAT'S WHAT YOU
HAVE HUSBANDS FOR.

896
00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:37,573
- THAT'S WHAT WE'RE FOR.
EXACTLY.

897
00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:39,067
- HELLO.

898
00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:40,266
- HEY.
- HEY.

899
00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:41,966
- ALL RIGHT.

900
00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:43,067
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

901
00:33:43,066 --> 00:33:44,196
- DID YOU GO TO PHOENIX?

902
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,430
PHOENIX AND THEN TUCSON.

903
00:33:45,433 --> 00:33:48,333
[laughs]

904
00:33:48,333 --> 00:33:50,003
- HOW'D YOU MANAGE TO DO THAT?

905
00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,170
- UH, VERY QUICKLY.

906
00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:52,666
[laughter]

907
00:33:52,667 --> 00:33:55,197
- THAT'S FUNNY.
- HEY.

908
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,570
- HI.
- HI, EVERYBODY.

909
00:33:56,567 --> 00:33:57,727
- WOW.

910
00:33:57,734 --> 00:33:59,074
- I LOVE THAT.

911
00:33:59,066 --> 00:34:00,766
- YEAH, WE'RE PROBABLY
A LITTLE OVERDRESSED,

912
00:34:00,767 --> 00:34:02,097
BUT WE'RE REPRESENTING
BEVERLY HILLS,

913
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,800
SO COME ON, BRING IT ON.
HERE WE GO.

914
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,230
- HELLO.
RUSSELL'S BACK!

915
00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,533
[laughter]

916
00:34:07,533 --> 00:34:09,273
HOW WAS THE GOLF GAME?

917
00:34:09,266 --> 00:34:10,226
[laughter]

918
00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:11,473
- HONEY, THE JIG IS UP.

919
00:34:11,467 --> 00:34:14,067
- THE JIG IS UP.

920
00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:15,526
- EXCELLENT.

921
00:34:15,533 --> 00:34:16,573
- CAN'T WAIT TO TRY IT.

922
00:34:16,567 --> 00:34:17,767
- EATING TOO MUCH THIS WEEKEND.

923
00:34:23,734 --> 00:34:25,004
- OH, MY GOD.

924
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,530
- HI. HOW ARE YOU?

925
00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:27,803
HOW ARE YOU?

926
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,830
HI.
HOW ARE YOU?

927
00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,604
- HI.
- IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

928
00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,000
- I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

929
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,800
- TRISHA AND I HAD
SOME BUSINESS TO DO IN VEGAS,

930
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:37,330
AND I THOUGHT
I'D COME AND SAY HI.

931
00:34:37,333 --> 00:34:39,173
- I'M SO GLAD. ARE YOU GONNA
HANG OUT WITH US TONIGHT?

932
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,226
ARE YOU FREE?

933
00:34:40,233 --> 00:34:41,773
- I'M FREE FOR,
LIKE, COUPLE HOURS.

934
00:34:41,767 --> 00:34:42,797
I'LL BE YOUR DATE FOR THE...

935
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:43,800
- OH.
[laughter]

936
00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,970
I'VE BEEN SO LONELY.

937
00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:47,427
- ARE YOU KELSEY?

938
00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:48,433
- I'M NOT KELSEY.

939
00:34:48,433 --> 00:34:50,273
[laughter]

940
00:34:50,266 --> 00:34:52,596
- NO, KELSEY IS A VERY GOOD
FRIEND OF MINE, SO...

941
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,870
- KELSEY PROBABLY SENT HIM
TO SPY ON ME.

942
00:34:54,867 --> 00:34:57,427
- THIS MAN IS
VERY, VERY HANDSOME.

943
00:34:57,433 --> 00:34:59,803
I THINK CAMILLE THOUGHT
KELSEY HAD SENT HIM

944
00:34:59,800 --> 00:35:01,700
TO KIND OF KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

945
00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:04,730
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S THE RIGHT
GUY TO BE SENDING, THOUGH.

946
00:35:04,734 --> 00:35:06,974
- HI.
- HI.

947
00:35:06,967 --> 00:35:10,327
- THE GIRLS ARE ALL LIKE,
"YOU CAN STAY HERE."

948
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,733
- YEAH.

949
00:35:11,734 --> 00:35:13,734
- I DON'T WANT TO CRASH.
- OH, PLEASE CRASH.

950
00:35:13,734 --> 00:35:15,274
PLEASE CRASH, RIGHT?

951
00:35:15,266 --> 00:35:16,966
- ARE YOU SURE?
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

952
00:35:16,967 --> 00:35:18,397
- DID YOU SEE ALL THE MEN?
THEIR FACES?

953
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,270
LIKE, "WHO IS THAT?"

954
00:35:20,266 --> 00:35:21,296
- THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING GUY,

955
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:22,770
THE SON OF A GUN.

956
00:35:22,767 --> 00:35:23,797
I'M JEALOUS.

957
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,870
- HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

958
00:35:24,867 --> 00:35:26,327
YOU GUYS HAVE YOUR WIVES.

959
00:35:26,333 --> 00:35:27,373
AND I DON'T HAVE A HUSBAND,

960
00:35:27,367 --> 00:35:28,567
SO IT'S MY RENT-A-HUSBAND.

961
00:35:28,567 --> 00:35:29,567
- RENT-A-HUSBAND.

962
00:35:29,567 --> 00:35:31,067
- OH, OH, OH, WAIT.

963
00:35:31,066 --> 00:35:32,826
- OH!

964
00:35:32,834 --> 00:35:36,234
- WE HAVE TO GET YOU
A RENT-A-HUSBAND.

965
00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:37,803
- I LOVE NICK.

966
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:40,070
- OH, LOOK AT THIS.

967
00:35:43,967 --> 00:35:46,267
- I MEAN, I WOULD NOT
KISS MY FRIEND'S HUSBAND

968
00:35:46,266 --> 00:35:48,126
ON THE LIPS HELLO.

969
00:35:48,133 --> 00:35:49,733
BUT, HEY, TO EACH HIS OWN.

970
00:35:49,734 --> 00:35:52,134
RAWR.

971
00:35:56,667 --> 00:35:57,867
- EVERY COUPLE MONTHS.

972
00:35:57,867 --> 00:35:59,097
WE JUST KIND OF--
OVERNIGHT.

973
00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:01,930
- YOU HAVE GREAT SEX.

974
00:36:01,934 --> 00:36:04,234
[laughs]

975
00:36:04,233 --> 00:36:07,103
- YEAH.

976
00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,230
- OH, WOW.

977
00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,973
LOVE THAT.

978
00:36:10,967 --> 00:36:12,597
- AND THEN DESSERT ARRIVED.

979
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:15,170
- FABULOUS!

980
00:36:15,166 --> 00:36:17,226
- THERE WAS, LIKE,
DING DONGS AND HO HOs

981
00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:18,673
AND COTTON CANDY.

982
00:36:18,667 --> 00:36:22,067
IT WAS AN INTERESTING ARRAY
OF DESSERTS.

983
00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:35,596
- TAYLOR WAS PLAYING
WITH THAT COTTON CANDY.

984
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,630
SHE WAS KIND OF LICKING IT
AND CHEWING IT.

985
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:45,233
DOING THINGS THAT I ONLY
READ ABOUT IN BOOKS.

986
00:36:47,667 --> 00:36:49,667
[laughter]

987
00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:54,127
- YOU'RE MISSING JIGGY,
AREN'T YOU, LOVE?

988
00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,333
- THAT LOOKS LIKE
A LITTLE POODLE.

989
00:36:56,333 --> 00:36:58,373
- I'M JUST SO ATTRACTED TO IT.

990
00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:01,367
I CAN'T--I CAN'T HELP MYSELF.

991
00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:20,170
- WHO WOULDN'T WANT
TO GO SEE JAY-Z?

992
00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:23,226
HE'S FABULOUS.
AN AMAZING PERFORMER.

993
00:37:26,633 --> 00:37:28,273
- I LIKE JAY-Z.

994
00:37:28,266 --> 00:37:29,366
I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HIS SONGS

995
00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:31,097
EXCEPT FOR THE NEW YORK SONG.

996
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:32,470
I DON'T KNOW
IF THAT'S THE NAME OF IT,

997
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,827
BUT SOMETHING TO DO
WITH NEW YORK.

998
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,570
THEY SAID IF IT'S TOO LOUD,
YOU'RE TOO OLD.

999
00:37:40,567 --> 00:37:42,597
I'M TOO OLD.

1000
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,470
WHEN THEY'RE RAPPING,

1001
00:37:44,467 --> 00:37:46,927
THEY'RE SAYING ALL THESE THINGS
AND DOING IT SO QUICKLY,

1002
00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:49,874
AND I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
A WORD HE'S SAYING

1003
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:52,597
EXCEPT [mumbling].

1004
00:37:59,967 --> 00:38:04,097
[all cheering,
speaking indistinct]

1005
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,800
- THAT WAS AMAZING!

1006
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:07,930
WHOO-HOO!

1007
00:38:07,934 --> 00:38:09,174
- TADA.

1008
00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:10,366
- OH, MY GOD.
THAT IS GORGEOUS.

1009
00:38:10,367 --> 00:38:11,527
- WOW.
- ISN'T THAT AMAZING?

1010
00:38:11,533 --> 00:38:13,103
- LOOK AT THAT.
- OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS.

1011
00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:16,530
- THE VIEW FROM THE PENTHOUSE
WAS SPECTACULAR,

1012
00:38:16,533 --> 00:38:18,903
AND THE GIRLS I THINK
WERE SHOCKED

1013
00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:21,970
TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL VEGAS IS,
ESPECIALLY FROM OUR SUITE.

1014
00:38:21,967 --> 00:38:23,497
TO WONDERFUL FRIENDS.

1015
00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:24,500
VIVA LAS VEGAS.

1016
00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:26,470
- VIVA LAS VEGAS.

1017
00:38:26,467 --> 00:38:27,867
- HELLO, LAS VEGAS.

1018
00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:29,267
- WHOO-HOO!

1019
00:38:29,266 --> 00:38:30,266
WE ARE HERE.

1020
00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,996
[all cheer]

1021
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,330
- YOU KNOW,
I DID FEEL LIKE CAMILLE

1022
00:38:34,333 --> 00:38:35,873
WAS REALLY OFF
ON HER OWN A LITTLE.

1023
00:38:35,867 --> 00:38:38,097
I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS
DISTRACTED, OR...

1024
00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:41,600
SHE JUST SEEMED TO BE A BIT
DISTANT FROM THE GROUP.

1025
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,030
- OOH, I'M GONNA GO,
'CAUSE I'M COLD, YOU GUYS.

1026
00:38:44,033 --> 00:38:45,973
THE VIEW,
IT WAS SPECTACULAR,

1027
00:38:45,967 --> 00:38:47,297
BUT THEN I THOUGHT TO MYSELF,

1028
00:38:47,300 --> 00:38:48,970
"I DON'T REALLY KNOW
THESE GIRLS STILL."

1029
00:38:48,967 --> 00:38:50,897
I MEAN,
THEY'RE BONDING RIGHT NOW.

1030
00:38:50,900 --> 00:38:52,900
BYE-BYE.

1031
00:38:52,900 --> 00:38:54,330
AND I'M STILL THE OUTSIDER.

1032
00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,073
- NICE SHOT.

1033
00:38:56,066 --> 00:38:57,066
- TWO, BABY.

1034
00:38:57,066 --> 00:38:58,496
- THAT WAS SWEET.

1035
00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:00,370
- WE SHOULD PLAY
A GAME WITH OUR HUSBANDS

1036
00:39:00,367 --> 00:39:02,427
WHERE THEY HAVE TO END UP
IN HIGH HEELS.

1037
00:39:02,433 --> 00:39:04,533
- WE DON'T DO HIGH HEELS.
SORRY.

1038
00:39:04,533 --> 00:39:06,233
- YOUR HUSBAND DOES IT
WHEN YOU'RE NOT HOME.

1039
00:39:06,233 --> 00:39:07,673
DON'T WORRY.

1040
00:39:07,667 --> 00:39:10,567
- I MARRIED THE BULL-RIDING
TEXAS COWBOY.

1041
00:39:10,567 --> 00:39:12,527
HE WILL NOT WEAR HEELS.

1042
00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:14,473
- OH, MY GOD.

1043
00:39:14,467 --> 00:39:16,427
- OH!

1044
00:39:21,700 --> 00:39:23,230
- CAN YOU NOT
CONNECT THE DOTS?

1045
00:39:23,233 --> 00:39:25,533
- NO, I CANNOT,
TO BE HONEST.

1046
00:39:25,533 --> 00:39:27,503
- RUSSELL WAS KIND OF
ON THE PERIPHERY.

1047
00:39:27,500 --> 00:39:31,030
I DON'T THINK HE REALLY
CONNECTED OR BONDED WITH US.

1048
00:39:35,967 --> 00:39:37,127
- HOW WE DOING?

1049
00:39:37,133 --> 00:39:38,173
- GOOD.

1050
00:39:38,166 --> 00:39:40,666
- GOOD, GOOD.

1051
00:39:40,667 --> 00:39:44,767
LET'S GET SOME FOOD.

1052
00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:46,327
- I WAS BUMMED.
I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE.

1053
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:50,133
I WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME.
WE'RE IN VEGAS.

1054
00:39:50,133 --> 00:39:52,133
- YOU READY, BABE?
- YEAH.

1055
00:39:52,133 --> 00:39:54,403
- WHEN HE SAYS IT'S TIME TO GO,
IT'S GENERALLY TIME TO GO.

1056
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:58,430
YOU KNOW, RUSSELL DRIVES
THE BUS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.

1057
00:39:58,433 --> 00:40:01,933
I WOULD BE SO ANNOYED
IF MAURICIO DID THAT TO ME.

1058
00:40:01,934 --> 00:40:03,534
WHAT IS HE, HER FATHER?

1059
00:40:03,533 --> 00:40:08,303
PARTY WAS OVER FOR TAYLOR.
NOT GOOD.

1060
00:40:08,300 --> 00:40:10,300
- COMING UP ON
THE REAL HOUSEWIVES...

1061
00:40:10,300 --> 00:40:12,000
- SHE SAID, "I DON'T LIKE
BEING INTERROGATED."

1062
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,200
- I WAS JUST
A LITTLE SURPRISED

1063
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,230
THAT SHE WENT THERE WITH ME.

1064
00:40:14,233 --> 00:40:15,703
- LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT.

1065
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:17,600
I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS.

1066
00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:31,167
- I NEED TO GET SOME NEW JEANS.

1067
00:40:31,166 --> 00:40:33,066
THEY CAME IN, UH, PETITES NOW.

1068
00:40:33,066 --> 00:40:34,466
- OOH.

1069
00:40:34,467 --> 00:40:36,297
- SO NOW I DON'T HAVE
TO GO HAVE EVERYTHING ALTERED.

1070
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,300
LOVE THAT.

1071
00:40:37,300 --> 00:40:38,530
- HI THERE.

1072
00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:39,833
- HI, LADIES.
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

1073
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:40,904
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

1074
00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:42,030
- SO WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?

1075
00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:43,833
- I NEED TO GET
SOME NEW JEANS.

1076
00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:45,434
THINK YOU WANTED
TO GET SOME TOO.

1077
00:40:45,433 --> 00:40:46,733
- OKAY. I'LL PICK OUT
A FEW THINGS.

1078
00:40:46,734 --> 00:40:48,534
- THANK YOU.

1079
00:40:48,533 --> 00:40:50,633
I HAVE TO FILL YOU IN
ON WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS.

1080
00:40:50,633 --> 00:40:52,633
- WHAT HAPPENED?

1081
00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:54,333
- THE WHOLE WEEKEND
WAS SO MUCH FUN.

1082
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:57,433
WE WERE LAUGHING
AND GAMBLING, AND...

1083
00:40:57,433 --> 00:40:59,133
THEN IT WAS
THE WEIRDEST THING.

1084
00:40:59,133 --> 00:41:01,903
THE LAST DAY I SAID, "WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS ALL DOING THIS WEEK?"

1085
00:41:01,900 --> 00:41:04,900
AND CAMILLE SAID,
"I'M LEAVING FOR HAWAII."

1086
00:41:04,900 --> 00:41:06,700
SO I SAID,
"IS KELSEY MEETING YOU?

1087
00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,730
SHE SAID NO, AND I SAID,
"ARE YOU TAKING GIRLFRIENDS?"

1088
00:41:08,734 --> 00:41:09,934
AND SHE SAID NO.

1089
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:11,504
AND I WAS THINKING,
"WELL, THAT'S GREAT,

1090
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,000
TO GO ON A VACATION
WITH YOUR KIDS, SPRING BREAK..."

1091
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,470
- AND YOU'RE JUST
SO SURPRISED,

1092
00:41:14,467 --> 00:41:16,067
'CAUSE YOU'VE NEVER
DONE ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

1093
00:41:16,066 --> 00:41:17,926
- WELL, YEAH, THAT'S WHAT
WAS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD.

1094
00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,804
SO I SAID, "OH, REALLY? WOW,
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO?"

1095
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,330
AND SHE SAID, YOU KNOW,

1096
00:41:21,333 --> 00:41:22,533
"OH, YOU KNOW, WE'VE GOT
A LOT OF STUFF PLANNED,"

1097
00:41:22,533 --> 00:41:23,873
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

1098
00:41:23,867 --> 00:41:25,327
AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
SHE SAYS TO ME,

1099
00:41:25,333 --> 00:41:26,773
"WHY DOES THIS
BOTHER YOU SO MUCH?"

1100
00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:29,297
- WHAT?

1101
00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:30,500
IT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

1102
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:33,170
IT CAME TOTALLY
OUT OF LEFT FIELD.

1103
00:41:33,166 --> 00:41:34,726
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT,

1104
00:41:34,734 --> 00:41:36,074
SO I SAID, "WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?"

1105
00:41:36,066 --> 00:41:37,596
- WHY WOULD IT
BOTHER YOU ANYWAYS?

1106
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,300
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
I SAID, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

1107
00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,600
WHY DOES WHAT BOTHER ME?"

1108
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:41,830
SHE SAID,
"I CAN FEEL YOUR TENSION."

1109
00:41:41,834 --> 00:41:43,304
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE TALKS.
VERY LIKE THAT.

1110
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,800
"I CAN FEEL YOUR TENSION."

1111
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,300
THEN SHE SAID, "I DON'T LIKE
BEING INTERROGATED."

1112
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,630
- WE'VE GOT TO GO IN HERE.
WE'VE GOT TO GO IN HERE.

1113
00:41:53,633 --> 00:41:55,973
- OH, OH, FABULOUS.
GREAT.

1114
00:41:55,967 --> 00:41:58,327
- I LOVE IT IN HERE.

1115
00:41:58,333 --> 00:42:01,073
- DID YOU TALK TO ANY
OF THE GIRLS, CAMILLE?

1116
00:42:01,066 --> 00:42:02,096
- I HAVEN'T TALKED TO KYLE,

1117
00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:03,430
AND I WAS GONNA
BRING THAT UP,

1118
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,333
'CAUSE KYLE AND I LEFT
ON AN UNCOMFORTABLE NOTE.

1119
00:42:05,333 --> 00:42:06,373
- I KNOW. I KNOW.

1120
00:42:06,367 --> 00:42:07,767
- AND I'M UPSET ABOUT IT.

1121
00:42:07,767 --> 00:42:09,167
I JUST HOPE
THAT EVERYTHING IS OKAY.

1122
00:42:09,166 --> 00:42:11,266
- I REALLY THINK
YOU GUYS SHOULD TALK.

1123
00:42:11,266 --> 00:42:13,996
- KYLE STARTED ASKING ME
QUESTIONS ABOUT HAWAII.

1124
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,970
I FELT LIKE
I WAS BEING INTERROGATED.

1125
00:42:16,967 --> 00:42:19,367
AND THEN SHE CAME OUT
WITH A REAL SNIDE COMMENT.

1126
00:42:19,367 --> 00:42:21,927
SHE SAID, "WHY WOULD ANYBODY
BE INTERESTED IN BEING WITH YOU

1127
00:42:21,934 --> 00:42:24,804
WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"

1128
00:42:24,800 --> 00:42:26,400
WELL, OW.
THAT HURTS.

1129
00:42:26,400 --> 00:42:27,570
- SHE DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT.

1130
00:42:27,567 --> 00:42:29,027
I THINK
YOU MISINTERPRETED IT.

1131
00:42:29,033 --> 00:42:30,033
I REALLY DO.

1132
00:42:30,033 --> 00:42:31,373
- IF ANYBODY SAYS TO ME,

1133
00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:33,527
"WHY WOULD ANYBODY BE AROUND
WITHOUT KELSEY THERE?"

1134
00:42:33,533 --> 00:42:35,203
THAT'S SUCH A LOW BLOW.

1135
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,370
SO YOU DIDN'T
HEAR THAT PART?

1136
00:42:37,367 --> 00:42:39,097
- NO, I DIDN'T HEAR IT.
- THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID TO ME.

1137
00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,630
- I DON'T THINK
THAT SHE MEANT THAT AT ALL.

1138
00:42:40,633 --> 00:42:42,333
SOMEBODY CAN SAY SOMETHING,

1139
00:42:42,333 --> 00:42:47,303
AND WHAT THAT PERSON SAYS ISN'T
WHAT THE OTHER PERSON HEARS.

1140
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:50,030
- I WAS JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED
THAT SHE WENT THERE WITH ME.

1141
00:42:50,033 --> 00:42:52,173
- I WOULD NEVER THINK
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

1142
00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:54,266
I WOULD NEVER
SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

1143
00:42:54,266 --> 00:42:55,796
I'M, LIKE,
SCARED TO TALK TO HER NOW.

1144
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,370
I MEAN, TO ME,
IF SOMEONE SNAPS LIKE THAT

1145
00:42:58,367 --> 00:43:00,397
FROM ME JUST ASKING,
"WHAT'S YOUR SPRING BREAK?"

1146
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:02,070
THEN I REALLY DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1147
00:43:02,066 --> 00:43:03,766
- AND I KNOW YOU
DIDN'T THINK IT WAS MUCH,

1148
00:43:03,767 --> 00:43:05,527
BUT YOU WEREN'T IN
ON THE WHOLE CONVERSATION.

1149
00:43:05,533 --> 00:43:08,533
- BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU
REACTED LIKE THAT, TO BE HONEST.

1150
00:43:08,533 --> 00:43:11,003
I DON'T SEE, YOU KNOW,
YOUR POINT OF VIEW.

1151
00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,930
- DON'T THROW JABS AT ME,

1152
00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:14,804
BECAUSE I WILL
STAND UP FOR MYSELF.

1153
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,400
- I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO I DO?

1154
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:17,600
YOU'RE STUDYING PSYCHOLOGY.

1155
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:19,170
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

1156
00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:22,166
- WHAT IT MEANS IS NOTHING
CHANGES FROM HIGH SCHOOL.

1157
00:43:22,166 --> 00:43:24,626
- LET'S GET THE STORY STRAIGHT.

1158
00:43:24,633 --> 00:43:25,673
I DIDN'T SAY THOSE THINGS.

1159
00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:26,867
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

1160
00:43:26,867 --> 00:43:28,097
THIS FEELS LIKE
ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

1161
00:43:28,100 --> 00:43:32,800
IT REALLY DOES.

1162
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,170
- NEXT TIME ON THE REAL
HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

1163
00:43:36,166 --> 00:43:37,326
- A GOOD SIZE PARTY,

1164
00:43:37,333 --> 00:43:43,273
IT COULD BE--THEY RUN AROUND
MAYBE 50,000.

1165
00:43:43,266 --> 00:43:45,066
- AWESOME. OKAY.

1166
00:43:45,066 --> 00:43:46,196
- LOOKING GOOD, BABY.

1167
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:47,770
- OH, THANKS.
- LOOKING GOOD.

1168
00:43:47,767 --> 00:43:49,497
- I'M JUST GONNA
HAVE PEOPLE COME AROUND

1169
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:51,830
AND JUST KISS MY ASS
AND TELL ME HOW WONDERFUL I AM.

1170
00:43:51,834 --> 00:43:54,334
- AND YOU'RE HOT.
YOU'RE GOOD EYE CANDY.

1171
00:43:54,333 --> 00:43:55,403
- PLEASE, MORE, MORE.

1172
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:56,400
- DO YOU HAVE, LIKE,

1173
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,870
A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS
AND EVERYTHING?

1174
00:43:57,867 --> 00:43:59,097
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT WORRIES ME.
- NO.

1175
00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:00,670
- IS THAT BEING IN,
YOU KNOW, HOLLYWOOD.

1176
00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:02,867
I'M WORRIED.

1177
00:44:02,867 --> 00:44:04,327
- TO LEARN MORE
ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES,

1178
00:44:04,333 --> 00:44:06,773
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