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I'd probably say in the morning of a game, because we've got to be at the

you know, sort of two hours before.

And if you can find a toilet, then it's all the best. But the boys are usually

in there either being sick or, you know, somewhere. So it's not a locker room

wank fest or anything like that.

There goes that fantasy.

I know.

Felicia, you've been known to have bedded several sportsmen.

Can you tell us who they are?

Dwight York, Fabian Barthez.

My ex -boyfriend was Mikel Anton Correa, Premiership Scottish Fair.

So were you a football snob or would you do Sunday League?

I don't know. What's Sunday League? I don't even know what it is. I guess I'd

say yes.

Now, did you ever have to abstain from sex because your partner was?

Yeah, yeah. With my ex -boyfriend, he had the strict rule that if he had a

match, he wasn't going to have sex beforehand.

And why was that?

Because his manager told him.

I mean, with Dwight York as well, the manager used to tell him, but he didn't

take any notice of it. And obviously, he should have sex.

But he was on the bench quite a lot.

So that was a rule for the whole team. No sex. No sex before a match.

Of all the trainers you've heard about, who do you think is the strictest? Was

it Alex Ferguson?

Definitely the Manchester guy.

That's Alex Ferguson, isn't it? Yeah, him.

He's not.

So, John, why do you think sports trainers, if there's no evidence to back

up, why are they still so strict about not having sex before a big game?

I think it's power and control.

It's a way of trying to influence the sportsman. It's not evidence -based.

I think sportsmen in general are a lot more sexual than...

Normal, like normal office workers or whatever.

And also sportsmen can do it more times as well.

I agree that sportsmen probably are going to have better sexual function.

Physical activity, increasing physical activity, is the one lifestyle change

that can really enhance sexual performance, can enhance erection, and

20 minutes to 40 minutes of exercise most days of the week, most men, office

workers included.

will be better in bed as a consequence.

And how about in people's everyday lives? How does sex affect that?

Sex is central to the human experience. And people who are having a satisfying

sexual life, satisfying intimacy with a partner, are likely to perform

better, be happier, be nice to know at work.

I think that sex actually has a very positive effect on...

Many different aspects of life and on performance not a negative effect is

an optimum number of orgasms in any given period for somebody to be working

performing at their optimum level I think that

Regular sex, regular orgasms are very beneficial in many, many ways.

There's a wonderful study called the Cofilli cohort study where men who have

orgasm three times a week were 50 % less likely to die at any given age than

those who didn't.

Whilst most men would love to be able to go home and say...

to their partners uh it's doctor's orders i've got to have sex three times

week unfortunately i think it's more likely that it's them being fit enough

have sex uh three times a week is a marker for how how long they're going to

live rather than actually having to have the orgasms thank you all for coming in

that was great

so just to

be clear Having an orgasm before sport is not scientifically proven to

affect your performance, so we'll leave it up to you.

In general, though, having more orgasms can lead to better emotional and

physical health.

Now, please remain seated for part four, when we'll meet a woman who claims she

can give you the ultimate female orgasm.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything.

Now, if you think this sex thing is all quite simple, men ejaculate and women

go, ooh, ooh, ah, a lot, with none of that messy business, well, think again.

Hi, so I have a problem. I've been dating this girl for a little while now.

Every time we're together, fortunately I know how to help her orgasm.

Fortunately, not the problem, but when she does, she's sort of a sprayer, a

shooter, and it gets all over the furniture and stuff, and it's kind of

me out a little.

Is it going to stain the furniture or the sheets, or what do I do? So I need

help. I'm a little weirded out.

You know, usually the men we get coming to the store are asking us how they can

help their girlfriends ejaculate, so you should actually just feel like a total

stud. Plus, you ejaculate and make kind of a mess every time, and it's not a

problem for her, so you kind of want to suck it up and deal.

Maybe just invest in some waterproof sheets.

That'll be five cents, please.

Thank you, guys.

Thank you.

They're still very controversial. According to our next guest, female

ejaculation is not only possible, but they think it's possible for all women.

please meet International Authority on Female Ejaculation, Deborah Sondahl, and

female ejaculator, Emma Kennett.

Thanks for joining us.

So, Deborah.

What is female ejaculation?

Female ejaculation is actually prostatic fluid from the female prostate.

And what is the female prostate?

Same as the male prostate, and all women have one, as do all men.

And how do you target it? It surrounds the urethra and starts at the outside

opening of the body. So it's just very easy to find.

simply just inside the vagina.

It also circles the outside of the urethra so you can access it there as

So how does female ejaculation happen?

It happens when the female prostate, which is what the G -spot is, is

stimulated. A lot of women do think that it is urinary incontinence when they

experience female ejaculation.

the urge to ejaculate feels like the urge to pee.

And that is the last thing any woman wants to do when they're having sex.

So women have shut down on that urge to ejaculate, some to the degree that they

don't really want to even have sex anymore.

So Emma, how about you? Did you have any idea what it was the first time it

happened to you?

First time it happened to me, I didn't really have any idea. I was quite

with myself. But then I guess I kind of...

um just realized that yes it was ejaculation not any urine and what about

boyfriend what did he think about it he thinks it's just absolutely amazing and

loves it really and what is it like can you describe it mind -blowing it's like

you're not on this world anymore really do you believe that all women can female

ejaculate absolutely just like all men can

Now, can you give us three tips for women who want to try and achieve

like that? The first tip is to know where your G -spot is located.

And for most women, you can actually see it. You just sit down, spread your

labia lips, push out with your muscles, and take a look at your G -spot.

This is important for women to reclaim something that we've been told doesn't

exist.

And then secondly, spend some time with your G spot, feeling it with your

fingers, and see what you feel there.

And then the third step is to slowly start to stimulate the G spot. See if

can notice it grow a little bit with blood and prosthetic fluid.

You may feel that urge to pee, and when you do, you simply push out and let it

flow.

So maybe women should try in the bathtub first, just in case they feel

uncomfortable. The bathtub is a great place. So is the garden, the tiled

the woods.

Well, thanks. Thank you both so much for coming.

So here's what we've learned.

Every woman has a G -spot, and the G -spot is the female prostate. And,

according to Debra, every woman can female ejaculate by massaging their G

Now, we're not convinced of that last point, so if you can't, don't feel like

failure.

Okay, so let's get a quick reminder of what we've learned about orgasms

There's no such thing as a bad orgasm, but a better orgasm's worth the effort.

He may prefer the sensation of entering from behind where he can thrust deeply.

She might like the control and freedom of being on top where she determines the

speed, angle and depth of penetration.

Or try the coital alignment technique.

Starting from the missionary position, he moves up her body leaving just his

penis tip inside.

He then moves down again.

keeping as much bodily contact as possible.

If you remember only three things from tonight's show, let them be this.

One, talk to your partner about what works for you and what doesn't. Work on

your sexual satisfaction together.

Now this might mean more lube and less jackhammering, and it definitely means

more faking.

Two. Remember there's more to the female orgasm than the clitoris.

Explore all your pleasure points.

And finally, while orgasms are a wonderful thing, they're not the only

We'd all have a much better time in bed if we could make sex less goal -oriented

and more about good, dirty fun.

So it's time now for you to go and put into practice everything you've learned.

Join us again next time for more sex.

Good night.

Welcome to Sex, How to Do Everything, the show where we, Em and Lo, show you

everything you'll ever need to know about sex.

Our purpose is to get you to have great sex and more of it.

As sex experts, we get thousands of inquiries and they all come down to one

thing, how to have better sex.

Well, we know how and we're going to show you. Each show will focus on

aspects of sex, from the art of seduction to oral sex, anal sex and

play. Tonight's show is all about sex toys.

There are literally thousands of different types of sex toys on the

days. And it seems the Brits are pretty fond of them. According to a recent

survey, 53 % of Britons regularly use some sort of sex toy. That's way more

the global average of just 20%. The most common type of sex toy is the vibrator,

with 49 % of Britons apparently owning one.

And it's not just women who use vibrators. One survey revealed 20 % of

saying they've used them too.

Here's what's coming up in tonight's show.

We explore the sensual world of his and her sex toys.

And meet Samantha Roddick, owner of Erotic Emporium, Coco de Mer.

Plus, roving reporters Georgie and Dougie investigate the sensual potential

shop -bought and homemade toys.

If you're one of those people who still think that sex toys are for creepy men

in trench coats, so -called frigid ladies, and losers who can't get a date,

well, we'd like to invite you into the 21st century.

In 1994, scientists at the World Congress of Sexology declared that

pleasure, including masturbation, is a source of physical, psychological,

intellectual, and spiritual well -being.

And an American study by Chicago's Berman Center found that women who use

vibrators experience higher levels of sexual desire, higher levels of sexual

satisfaction, and higher rates of success in achieving orgasm. The great

about this recent sex toy revolution is that there are now lots of products to

choose from that are well made, long lasting, safe, ergonomic, nice to look

and they actually get the job done.

Let's take a look at some of the sex toys on offer.

There's a whole range of toys on the market.

But not all are created equally.

Some are good, some are bad, and some are just plain ugly.

So M and Lowe have taken some of the best of the top -selling toys for him

for her, and put together these guidelines to getting the best from

The rabbit is one of Britain's best -selling toys for women.

Make sure yours is free of dangerous toxic chemicals called phthalates.

Once inserted, the beads rotate and vibrate, massaging the sensitive outer

of a woman's vagina.

Positioned carefully, the rabbit's ears can simultaneously stimulate the

clitoral head and shaft.

The award -winning Rock Chick is designed to sit against the clitoris and

G -spot simultaneously.

The hands -free design allows you to increase the sensation by rocking

and forwards.

At the same time, the bullet vibrator in the tip will send vibrations running

from end to end.

Plenty more to come on Sex, How to Do Everything.

Roving reporters Georgie and Dougie test and rate some of the top sex toys on

the market.

Um, out of ten, probably nine, because it's just,

it's brilliant.

Plus, we set out to design and test the perfect sex toy for women.

Welcome back. Still to come, we'll be unveiling the results of the Sex How to

Everything quest to design the grandest, most perfect sex toy ever.

And we'll find out what turned our roving reporters, Georgie and Dougie, on

they road -tested some of the top -selling toys on the market.

Sales of sex toys have exploded in recent years, with many high street

now doing a nice line in erotic accessories.

But just what is the regular punter buying?

We hit the streets of New York and London to see what people have stashed

their bedside drawers.

So what sex toys do you own? I have one that's kind of double -sided.

Some of my friends use it together.

I own several cock rings and some butt plugs.

Yes, I do own a sex toy.

It's called a Rumpet Rabbit.

Well, for the first time about a month ago, somebody stuck a vibrator up my

And it was the first time ever, and actually I quite liked it.

I guess, like, a vibrator. But I haven't personally used it on myself, you know.

Just a dildo. It's nice.

A pink.

Regular dildo, pocket rocket.

I have the rabbit.

It's really, really good, but it's kind of big.

I have this blue one that has these little knobs.

I have a butt plug that has a tail on it.

It's pretty cool.

What's the strangest thing you've ever used as a sex toy?

Vegetables, like quite handy, like a pencil.

A couple of months ago, a friend left an electric toothbrush at my house, and I

ended up using it as a sex toy, and she continued to use it to clean her teeth.

I've used a carrot, a banana, a cucumber.

If you want to throw, like, fruit into the thing, that works well.

The bottom of an umbrella.

A shampoo bottle.

Oh, a water bottle. A chair, a sheet, and a billboard.

Our next guest makes it her business to provide women with top -class sex toys.

Her view is that if you're spending 150 pounds on shoes but only 10 pounds on a

sex toy for your vagina, then there's something seriously wrong with your

priorities. Please welcome to the studio founder of one of the world's most

luxurious high -class sex emporiums, Coco de Mer, Samantha Roddick.

Welcome to the show.

So, Sam, how many sex toys do you own personally?

Do I have to count?

Everything that I make in my shop comes from a base single desire for me to try

it. So when you go there, you can probably find a lot of things that I've

innovated. So we paid a visit to your sex store, Coco de Mer, so let's take a

look.

Welcome to Coco de Mer. Come this way.

So let me show you a couple of my favorite things.

First off, we have a glass dildo.

And this is really for all those long -distance lovers.

As you see here, you can put a little drawing or a photograph of your lover

who works abroad.

And here you have a little mirror. So when you're fucking yourself, you can

their face.

This is shaped to hit the G spot.

If you imagine it, whenever you put your fingers in, they curve. There are no

straight lines in nature.

So when you internally put it in, it curves round to hit your G spot.

Bonded is one of our biggest sellers at Coco de Mer.

One of the most exquisite pieces that we have is a human hair whip.

And it has this...

The visual of it being a lot more painful than it actually is, so it

little internal gasp.

One of the most better looks is, believe it or not, the spanking paddle,

right?

Essentially, after about five minutes of proper play with this instrument...

You can get as high as a kite because it releases so many endorphins within your

body, a natural high that won't send you to rehab.

Coco de Mer is known as the smallest and most romantic location in London, and I

can tell you why.

Simply because we've had multiple marriage proposals within our shop, and

show you where.

In here.

We have our little peep room, right?

So you can invite a gentleman in this room and they can peek at you while

changing.

You can imagine lots of naughty things that are completely consensual happen

within our changing rooms.

Some of the toys that you sell, they could pass as art on the coffee table.

They're just beautiful.

Yeah.

Does that make it feel better for women, do you think? I think it reflects their

degree of sophistication in terms of how they relate to love.

And, you know, when you want to get intimate with something, you don't want

barrier of something looking brutally ugly and very cheap.

So how do you persuade people to spend hundreds of pounds on sex toys when they

weren't used to doing that before?

You provide them something they desire.

A woman shop very differently than men.

Women need to have multifunctional kind of idea around buying something

expensive. So if they can wear it out and they can display it, if they can

a multi -use, they can wear it as a piece of jewellery and it can provide a

sexual function, they're more likely to spend a lot more money.

So do men come to your store to buy toys for themselves?

No.

Always as gifts?

Yes, well, always to be shared.

But do you sell toys for men?

Yes. It's just the women buy them for their boyfriend.

Traditionally, sex toys have been made of... cheap materials made in under

dubious labor conditions and not so good for the environment or your body

necessarily how do your toys compare to that well everything that i make i try

to keep it locally made and then we look at things like our spanking paddles

being sustainable wood and then our underwear having organic cottons or hemp

so forth in it and i just really don't believe in pleasure being procured by

somebody else's pain.

And I think that's where the world is going, you know, with the consciousness

the consumer.

Is it true that sex toys have become much more popular in recent years?

I think that everybody's always like found a way to utilize sex toys, maybe

sense that the market has become less taboo and that people are more open

buying them. But sex toys have been a huge market for a long time.

So how do you recommend that people...

find out what their toy is made of and where it came from if it's not listed on

the packaging.

Go to smaller sex shops. I would say female -based sex shops in North America

and England have a lot more concerns attached to them. I think women

should be leaders within this field.

So if the person in the shop doesn't know the answer, shop somewhere else.

definitely.

So do you think the perfect sex toy has been invented yet, or do you think there

is such a thing as the perfect sex toy? Well, if I was to make claim of the

perfect sex toy, I'd say it's the hands, it's the tongue, and it's the cock, and

it's the vagina.

So everything else just adds variety.

Well, thank you so much for joining us. Let's hear it for Samantha Ruddick.

Here's a look at some more sex toys.

The prostate massager is designed to internally stimulate a man's prostate

via the rectum, as well as externally stimulate the area between his testicles

and anus, also known as the perineum.

These areas contain important pleasure -sensitive nerve endings that control

erection, orgasm, and ejaculation.

Once the lubricated tip of the device has been slowly inserted into the anus,

will be drawn naturally up the body.

where it's designed to seek out the prostate gland.

When the man clenches the sphincter muscles in his anus, the toy will pivot,

giving him a simultaneous prostate and perineum massage.

The male masturbator is one of the world's top toys for men.

Once lubricated, the soft flesh -like material is designed to mimic the feel

a vagina or anus.

For a made -to -measure fit, the lid can be turned to adjust the suction until

the man's penis is firmly gripped.

The vibrating cock ring is a great his -and -hers sex toy.

Once the soft, stretchy ring has been looped over the base of the man's shaft,

the vibrating micro -bullet should be positioned upwards.

Switched on, the device will begin to buzz, stimulating his penis and the

and clitoris of his partner during intercourse.

Just because toys aren't living flesh doesn't mean you can forgo safety

precautions. Here are our top safety tips.

First, sexually transmitted diseases can be transferred from one person to

another via shared toys.

So either A, dedicate one toy to one person only. B, make sure it's a non

-porous toy that can be sterilized before it changes hands or groins. Or C,

a condom on it. One fresh condom per partner per session.

Next, a sex toy should never be moved from a bum to a vagina without changing

condoms or sterilizing it first, unless you're prepared for a pretty nasty

bacterial infection.

Now, don't stick anything up your bum unless it has a flared base, like this,

it can't get stuck inside.

You could end up at the hospital in need of a very humiliating emergency

extraction. Avoid soft jelly rubber toys that contain toxic softening agents

called phthalates that can seep out.

Much better choices are non -porous materials that can be sterilized, such

steel and aluminum, seamless acrylic, and our favorite, 100 % silicone.

And finally, if a toy smells toxic, starts smoking, has rough seams, gives

rash, or just doesn't feel right, then for goodness sake, stop using it.

Each week we send our roving reporters, Georgie and Dougie, out and about to

test the latest in sexual experiences.

To find out what they've been up to this week, Georgie and Dougie are here in

the studio.

Hi, Georgie. Hi, Dougie.

So what have you been investigating this week?

This week we've been looking at sex toys, and we decided to start by seeing

we could come up with ourselves.

Should we take a look?

Yeah.

If you don't want to splash out on expensive shop -bought toys...

Why not explore the contents of your fruit and vegetable basket for some low

-cost, high -fibre fun?

Let's launch in with a cucumber, sorry.

It feels enormous.

Actually, it feels really big.

Shall we start off with an allotment?

Yes.

But no marrows.

No marrows. No marrows.

Because of the bumps and ridges, I think this would feel really nice to rub

against them in between my legs.

Those ones.

I'm Monica.

Could you turn it around?

Like that?

Like that, yeah.

And then twist

it. Twist it.

It's very stimulating.

Quite bizarre at the same time.

Rubbing a corn on the cob on my pussy.

Let's try your intricately carved carrot.

Let's pop a Johnny on it, shall we?

Let's pop a Georgie on it.

Actually, that's very well.

Do I?

Cool. It was much more interesting that the cucumber was yummy but quite smooth

and it was definitely going as it goes in. It sounds like you're enjoying these

vegetables. It's that thing that you're doing that to me, I think. It just feels

quite naughty.

I think we should have the banana for pudding. I'm going to go like this.

And if we're thinking about my G -spot, then this is the ideal position for

stimulating the front wall of my vagina.

Put some lube on the banana.

Yes. Okay, I'm just going to be pushing it in.

Does this give me special powers, like Banana Man?

Maybe I could be Banana Woman.

The comedy element of bananas, because they're like your quintessential comedy

fruit, is preventing me from gaining any sexual satisfaction.

I think I'll take that one out.

So what is

the appeal of using vegetables in the bedroom?

If you don't have anything else to hand and you want to go beyond...

I guess, your partner and what he has or what she has, then vegetables can come

into it. I think it could be quite fun.

How common do you think it is for women to use vegetables as DIY

dildos? I think probably more common when they're on their own. I can

think of a number of times I've gone scurrying down to the kitchen to see

I've got down there, but probably more so as a kind of...

last resort or on your own or do you think maybe it might feel like too seedy

go out and buy a real authentic sex toy and maybe this is just more organic i

think that's definitely possible and i think um yeah it's always something

wholesome about it so um which one was your favorite

I think my favorite was probably, or the most interesting, was probably the corn

on the cob because it was bumpy.

Anything else, the other ones were all for putting inside, and they all ended

feeling pretty much the same.

Different sizes, but...

sort of another vegetable going in and the banana seemed like a really bad idea

that seems like that could break the condom or scratch inside there i just

it made me want to cross my legs seeing that one happen we wouldn't recommend

that yeah because the sharp edge can maybe cause a little damage and break

condom and yeah probably not a good idea so dougie have you ever used any object

from around the house I can remember back in the 80s, a little massage thing

that my mum had in the cupboard.

And I remember it kind of had a vibration to it.

Something tells me she didn't just use it on her shoulders either.

No, I think she did.

You hope she did.

Yeah.

Because it was a big block thing for massaging the skin, not like a small

vibrator. Yeah, I had my first orgasm with one of those.

The hitachi magic wand?

No, it was, well, similar.

It was one that heated up. It was for, yeah, aching joints.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, thank you both so much for coming. We'll see you later.

Lots more still to come on Sex, How to Do Everything.

After the break, we demonstrate some of the more unusual sex toys on the market.

And sex toy or dog toy?

Go for it. Test your knowledge in our exciting new game.

Sex toys.

Keep those batteries on charge. We'll be back in a few minutes.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything.

Coming up, roving reporters Georgie and Dougie put popular sex toys to the test.

And we investigate some of the more unusual models on the market.

Now, with so many sex toys on the market, there are some weird and

designs, shapes and sizes out there.

But you're pretty clued up about all things related to sex, right? When it

to toys for sex and toys for dogs, surely you'd know which was which.

Well, we hit the streets to find out.

Is that a toy or a dog toy?

Wrong.

Wrong.

Sex toy. Why?

Don't feel as tough as it would for a dog toy.

That, I'm afraid, is a dog toy.

You need a much more tapered end if you're going to be sticking it anywhere

sun don't shine.

Off you go. You ready?

Can you find?

I'm going to go find you.

I think that's a dog toy.

Big dog lead. That is actually a sex toy. We suppose if you wanted to make

dog your gimp, you could use it, but that's probably illegal.

Oh, that's disgusting.

A male sex toy?

You're right.

Yeah, I don't know how you'd use it. Oh, that's vile.

No, that's a dog toy. I'm really bothered.

You stick your willy through there. Yeah. And then you turn the vibrator on.

It's not working.

I think too many people have used it. Oh.

You're right.

Sex toy, yeah.

You're right.

Very good.

It's a butt plug. Use it with lube always.

Thanks. Remember that.

I think it's something that spanks people, actually.

You know, that would actually work, but it's more often you use it, a woman

would put it inside her underwear for a little all -day action.

And we don't need that one back.

So pick a toy.

Any toy.

Sex.

You're right.

What do you use it for? It came out of here, you see.

See? It feels pretty good. It's good.

Are you in the mood for sex now?

Yeah.

Tonight we've been looking at sex toys. Joining us now is a man whose job it is

to test sex toys before they get to market. So he knows what's fun and what

isn't. Please welcome to the show, William England.

Hi.

So do you have the best job or what?

Well, apparently so.

It's certainly worn me out.

So what's your number one favorite sex toy of all time?

Well, so far, probably this, which is the Roo Boy.

It's a prostate massager.

So show us how it works exactly.

Which end goes in where?

That bit goes in first, which is the vibrating end.

That's like the thin, and as it goes in, you can find out exactly, basically,

how your body's working inside.

And you slip it in, that goes in the perineum and pushes against it, and

find that your anus will grip onto it.

And that's a vibrating bullet in the end? That's a vibrating bullet in the

as well, which you can usually, a lot of people wait until they're almost ready

to orgasm before turning it on, which will then push them through the

stratosphere. But all the time it's going to be stimulating the prostate

And you've got a couple of other favourites there, right?

Yeah, we have this, which is similar, but it comes with a ball, and this is

solid, whereas this is very soft.

And what's the other toy you have? The other toy is a masturbation aid.

This is called a Tenga.

And basically, just pull the end off. It comes ready lubed, and you just slip it

in, and the feeling is unbelievable.

And that's a one -time use?

You can actually use it and then 20 minutes later use it again, but it's not

recommended for the next day.

Assuming you can get it up 20 minutes later.

So why do you think straight men are taking more of an interest in toys these

days? Because they're being encouraged by their female partners to.

It's been very one -sided so far.

And now, especially since Sex and the City, they're getting their own back.

So what are your top tips for choosing a toy?

Try to choose toys that either have instructions on the packaging or the

assistant will tell you.

how to use it. And guys should read the directions, right?

Even though they hate doing that.

It is paramount.

William, thank you so much for joining us tonight.

I

need

to confess I feel really guilty.

I'm really addicted to using sex toys, and it's really upsetting my partner.

He's feeling a lack of intimacy, feeling like he's not doing it for me.

But I don't want to stop using the sex toys. I don't want to not enjoy sex,

and I don't want to stop using them.

Well, you shouldn't. Plenty of women need that extra mechanical oomph to get

them over the orgasmic edge. So there's really no shame in that.

you should try maybe handing over the controls to her to give her a sense of

power and participation.

And it wouldn't be a terrible idea if next time you're masturbating, you just

try and teach yourself how to do it with your own hands. That way you can teach

her that skill, and also if you ever run out of batteries, you won't be screwed,

or not screwed, as it were.

Thank you very much. Thank you so much.

Let's meet up with our roving reporters Georgie and Dougie again and see what

else they've been up to.

And now it's time to check out what's on offer in the door.

Giddy up, big boy.

We went out to buy and try a range of Britain's most popular sex toys, so you

don't have to.

I knew about rabbits. They've even got ducks now.

A veritable zoo in here.

We're now going to test drive each one and give them a score out of ten.

whole of my pussy because of the cup -like design.

And that is good.

You're spot on.

The way that this contrasts with a vibrator or a toy that you would insert

that this stimulates the external genitalia, which is what's happening

now, getting you ready and really building up your arousal to the point of

really wanting something inside you.

So what are you going to give this one out of ten?

Eleven. Eleven.

The big hip. I like this one very much.

I like it too.

So this is a cock ring, but in this case it's a bull ring. It's got a bull's

head on it.

And it's great for when we're having intercourse to stimulate both me and

Georgie. And when you turn the vibrator on, it's stimulating the horns, the

horns here, which is rather like a rabbit.

So shall we give it a go?

I love it because there's the feeling of you being inside me and then all that

clitoral stimulation at the same time, which is perfect.

So, I think this one is going to be a joint decision.

What should we rate this one out?

10.

What would you say?

I like it. Nine and a half? Nine and a half.

Okay, we'll go for nine and a half.

So this one is a relatively new design and it has one button on the end and

every time the button, it does something slightly different.

It has all these different ways and patterns of vibrating.

Many of them.

Quite easy to change the settings while you're holding it inside you.

It's very strong, the vibration, as well as being a really good size for having

inside, and often you don't get those two things together. Very intense.

So how would you rate this one?

I would give this sex toy 10 out of 10.

What's unusual is that for a vibrator that goes inside, it actually has a

very... intense vibration it feels almost realistic it's this lovely

it's quite smooth um it just works really really well lovely quality

very well made so i think we should try something

completely different now okay ah yes now this is

a vibrator which you can put onto your tongue

You also put it onto your cock and your finger, yeah.

It comes in different sized stretchy bands so that you can wear it on any of

these parts of your body.

It's very small and it has different sleeves that fit over the vibrating

mechanism and you can use it anywhere on the body.

So, just stretch it and I'll do it.

And you just hang it like that and then throw it away.

This combined with Dougie's exquisite oral skills

is a definite winner. Amazing.

Out of ten...

Probably nine because it's just it's brilliant and it's completely different

anything we've ever stumbled across Yeah,

nine Yeah, hold that have a

go in Oh no!

What do you think of that?

That's a bit wrong.

It's a cock with a huge box attached to it.

Slowly.

Well, I can say I've never seen anything like this before.

It's definitely unique.

But I think the thing with sex toys is it's usually you controlling the way

they are going inside you or moving around on you.

and with this kind of doing its own thing i couldn't really justify being on

other end of this so our

favorite with a whopping 11 out of 10 is the passion flower so when

georgie brings toys into the bedroom like a vibrator or a dildo do you ever

intimidated or is it ever off -putting for you dougie No, I think I intimidate

them. I'm just kidding.

No, not at all. It's a really great way to have fun, to have sex play.

It's usually his idea, anyway.

Well, how would you recommend, Georgie, that women introduce sex toys to their

partners so that they aren't intimidated or feel like they're going to be

replaced? Some men will feel intimidated, and if they see something

bigger than them, then they do. They get really funny about it. But I think

you'd need to probably introduce it by...

sort of saying mentioning that you have one first of all because i know a lot of

women sort of secretly have one in the bedside table but um mentioning you have

one or maybe talking about the wonderful orgasm that you had with your vibrator

when they were away or something and then would you like to try it i think

just about them making friends with your toy and being able to use it as well as

you do and then it's an extension of them and their love making it's not a

replacement and hand it over and give them the remote control yes yes And tell

them that vibrators can't cuddle you after sex either, right?

So what would make the perfect sex toy for you?

I do like being stimulated externally and internally at the same time, but

again, rabbits don't really appeal because I find that too intense. So I

probably a good, strong, quiet vibration, and then something that

vibrate for popping in at the last minute.

What would you say to somebody who felt like it was kind of a seedy thing to do?

I think most women probably have a friend that's a little more open, you

or less shy. And I would suggest definitely going with a girlfriend and

kind of having fun with it. First of all, just going to have a look. But I

having someone with you that is confident about them or order online.

They can deliver in brown paper packaging, right?

Order online and then, yeah, it's no embarrassment.

Well, thank you both so much for coming in again.

We'll see you next time. Thank you.

We'll see you later.

Georgie and Debbie.

Okay, just to summarize what we've learned there.

First, tell your partner you have a toy if you'd like them to use it on you.

Also, involve your partner by giving them the remote control.

And also, finally, experiment with a vibrating love ring as a couple.

Let's look at some more sex toy fun.

For the more adventurous, here's our choice of extreme sex toys.

The double -ended dildo is the perfect his -and -hers extreme sex toy. The

thinner end is for the vagina, the larger end is for the anus.

This toy can be used in a variety of positions.

Front to back.

Face to face.

Back to back.

Whichever works best.

The comb, with its revolutionary design, looks like no other sex toy.

Its innovative shape means it's only partially penetrative and can be used in

variety of positions.

It's hands -free and designed to simulate both men and women.

The cone vibrates and has 16 different settings with varying speed and pulse

patterns.

The suction cup dildo is a new twist on a classic sex toy.

Its powerful grip makes it ideal for using in the shower.

Use a water -resistant, silicon -based lubricant before enjoying some hands

-free fun.

Whatever position you're in, please don't go anywhere, as we'll be back

with part four of Sex, How to Do Everything.

Till to come, we set out to design the perfect sex toy, plus more his and hers

sex toy advice.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything, the late night show about

be better at getting and giving great sex.

Sex toys are a multi -million pound industry, but is there such a thing as

perfect toy?

We set out to design the ultimate sex toy. We wanted to look at not only what

they can do, but also what they look like.

We hit the streets of London to discover what women really want from the perfect

sex toy.

The more natural looking it is, the better it is, I suppose.

I think simplicity is probably the key.

I think if it's overcomplicated, you end up...

terrifying the person you're with. I think that they need to be more

like something a little bit more visually stimulating.

You know, I'm over 50, so lubrication obviously is an issue for girls my age.

Better colours, more pretty, less obvious, more discreet. I'm married to a

Jamaican man, I don't need one of those.

Trust me.

We took these words of wisdom to celebrity designer Fee Doran.

I started looking at exotic flowers.

I mean, they look so phallic, but they also look really beautiful.

This could be something that's sort of tied around your wrist, something really

beautiful, like an ornate kind of bracelet or something.

I sort of split this because this is that sort of rabbit thing. You could put

lubrication in it that runs through it. You know, flowers with dew and dripping

out, you know. Now this one, the cock's a good size, I think.

it's got a little screw here you could fill it up with lubricant it actually

basically comes this here i found it's something that's long enough to wear

i'm just trying to keep it away from looking anything like a toy and just to

make it luxurious and um an orgasmic beautiful evening with oneself

from feed designs we commissioned a range of prototypes

When we got the information in, it was very two -dimensional, and it's our job

to turn that into the 3D form.

So here we're looking at the center line for the vibrator, and we think it's

going to finish around about here, but obviously then we've got to get all the

pipe work back up to the pump.

It's been really great fun working on this project, and we really hope it

some pleasure to those that use it.

With our prototypes fully operational, we sought the expert opinion of roving

reporter... Georgie.

So, this first one here is called the Multitasker and straight away I really

like the way that it looks.

But my favourite thing about this, which I've never come across before, is the

fact that it is self -lubricating.

So I'm going to switch it on because I like the vibrations and see how that

feels.

So with this one, completely different.

And this one you wear.

And this part at the very end vibrates.

This one is a very beautiful exotic flower.

So nobody would know that it was actually a vibrator. And I love this

self -lubricates as well.

Deciding which one was my favorite has been really, really difficult.

But in the end, I have chosen the exotic flower.

And this is for many reasons, and really because we were looking at how they

look, not just how they feel and what they do.

This one's self -lubricating. You can wear it. You can adorn your body with

And it just looks really very lovely.

My favorite.

So it seems that while there's no such thing as the perfect sex toy, in this

case, this one was the winner. Let's get a quick summary of what we've learned

about sex toys tonight.

Using sex toys is a great way to spice up your love life, and there's a huge

range of toys to choose from.

Sex toys don't have to be used alone.

Introducing them into partner sex is a great way to shake up a stale routine.

Lube is a sex toy too.

Be more than generous, especially with anal toys.

With any toy, take it nice and slow and remember, if it's uncomfortable, just

stop.

And for electric devices, make sure you've got enough spare batteries before

start.

So we've learned a lot about sex toys tonight.

Quality counts for a lot, so be willing to spend a bit more and make sure it's

made out of a good material, like 100 % silicone.

Keep your toys clean, store them well, and if you're going to share, slap a

condom on them.

Keep in mind there are plenty of toys for boys beyond the blow -up doll, as

as great toys couples can play with together.

And finally, remember, whoever has the most sex toys wins.

So if you don't have one already, get shopping. And if you do, it's time to

switch it on right now.

Join us again next time for more sex.

Good night.

Welcome to Sex, How to Do Everything, a sophisticated sexual adventure designed

to give you more pleasure.

Our purpose is to get you to have better sex and more of it.

We'll be looking at anal play, sexual fantasies, kinky fetishes, spanking,

wanking, and fantastic orgasms.

Tonight's show is all about oral sex.

For some, the most intimate sex there is, and yet for others, it doesn't even

count.

The ancient Greeks and the Romans considered oral sex taboo because the

were thought of as unclean.

Thankfully, we live in more enlightened times, and yet to this day, not

everyone's a fan.

In a recent survey, 25 % of men and women said they rarely or never give

sex. Why is that?

Well, more than half the men said their partner doesn't like receiving it, and

nearly half the women said they don't like giving it.

Tonight we're here to help all you men and women out there get over any

prejudices or bad habits and show you how to give and get better oral sex.

Here's what's going on in tonight's show.

We learn the very best oral sex techniques for him and

for her.

Our roving reporters, Georgie and Dougie, reap the benefits of a master

fellatio and we discover how it's possible for

a man to give himself a blow job

oral sex

isn't just something you can decide not to be into like say japanese rope

bondage For a lot of people, a lack of oral is a relationship deal breaker.

So here are five great tips on how to love it more.

One, if going down feels demeaning to you, try initiating. It'll make you feel

more in charge.

Plus, nine out of ten people agree that oral feels twice as nice if you don't

have to ask for it.

Two, do unto others as you would have them do unto you. But if you like oral

more than your partner, then you'll have to figure out another way to return the

favor. A half -hour massage, perhaps.

Three. If either one of you is squeamish, whether about giving or

then just stop in the shower first.

But if you'd rather taste your partner than their shower gel, then wait an hour

or two before heading downtown.

Four, deep throating is not a requirement.

Ladies, if you're not a professionally trained circus sword swallower, then

using two hands to extend your own mouth is fine.

In fact, that's a requirement.

Finally, five.

If you don't like oral simply because your partner is clueless down there,

make some noise.

Moans of pleasure will clue them into what feels good. You can even give them

direction. Just don't make it sound like you're backseat driving.

Now, as experts in sex, we're asked a lot of questions.

And one of the biggest ones we get from men about oral sex is, what should I be

doing when I go down on my partner?

So come now into our sex, how to do everything garden of love, where Laura

Ricardo will show you the right techniques.

Cunnilingus, or oral sex on a woman, is all about pleasing her. And it really is

worth making sure you take your time to learn how to do it really well.

Here are M and Lowe's top techniques for great cunnilingus.

Break down her inhibitions and stimulate her desire for oral sex by nuzzling,

kiffing, licking, and sucking the outlying areas of her vagina.

But remember never to blow into her in case dangerous air bubbles enter her

bloodstream. Get everything wet with a wide, flat tongue and lick slowly from

the vaginal entrance to the clitoris. Lick up and down the center, then the

sides, then from side to side.

Try tracing circles or the alphabet over her clitoris with your tongue.

With a stiff tongue, shake your head back and forth.

Or you could try nibbling for variation.

Key sensitive areas worth paying attention to are just under the clitoral

the urethral opening, the vaginal opening, and her perineum, as there are

nerve endings there.

More from Laura and Ricardo later when they show how to give the finest

fellatio.

Terrible. My boyfriend was going down on me a couple of weeks ago and I fell

asleep. But when I woke up, he was still going for it.

So he doesn't actually know. I haven't been able to tell him. I'm really not

sure what to do.

Well, you should definitely feel guilty about it, but don't ever, ever, ever

tell him. Yeah, this is one of those situations like when your friend asks

if your bum looks big in jeans, where it's perfectly acceptable to lie your

out.

So in the future, either politely decline any offers of oral, or else have

of coffee first.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

Plenty more coming up on Sex, How to Do Everything. Our intrepid roving

reporters get involved in some tongue -twisting exercises designed to develop

oral expertise.

And we see if the little art project can help one lady overcome her indifference

to cunnilingus.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything.

Tonight's show is all about oral sex.

So to come, we find out why designer vagina is the latest term on everyone's

lips. And our roving reporter, Georgie, finds out how kitty tongue licks will

make her boyfriend, Dougie, feel like the cat that got the cream.

Now, the number one thing most men say they'd like more of in their sex life is

blowjobs. But before we give you any more tips, we wanted to find out just

much you know already.

So we hit the streets of New York and London to find out who has the most

knowledge about giving head.

Can you give us any oral tactics?

I'm sort of too embarrassed to go there.

You know, I'm always like, no, don't do that, get away.

Wording out the alphabet with your tongue on the clitoris. Little nibble,

sock. Little pull, little bite, little push, little blow.

Definitely a blow.

You know, take your time.

Make out like you're enjoying it, even if you're not.

Yeah, it works. As long as you get all the way to the bed.

Do you think ABCs?

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Do you have any oral sex tips?

Oral sex tips?

Go from the side.

Don't go from the bottom. It gets very sloppy. I have an easier time orgasming

if I'm receiving oral sex.

I would say tongue and fingers.

Absolutely.

Requirements.

Do you have any oral sex tips?

Take my dentures out.

Give them a gummy.

They'll love that.

Go around the top for quite a while and then suddenly into more of a deep break.

There's this whole thing at the moment with deep broken and stuff like that.

if you can go all the way to the base. Personally,

I think it's all in the end and it's not really in the base.

I don't need to date anyone. I can suck my own dick. I can rim my own ass.

You cannot.

Sometimes we'll have another friend join in and, you know, join maybe a train,

kind of like a blowjob train.

I'm really good at all this.

I think that I feel very confident in it. You want me to suck my dick on the

street? Just get in the yoga position.

I'll suck my dick right here on the street.

I'm laying on my back, and then one person's kind of laying on the side, and

then another person's kind of laying on his side. Can you get the visual of

that? I usually have to do a little bit of meditation.

I don't know, I guess you're not familiar with yoga, but...

I

think

he still had a couple more inches to go there.

Yeah. I did like that one tip about lightly blowing onto the vagina, but

at home never blow actually into the vagina. Very dangerous.

But we get a lot of correspondence from women who dread giving head because

they're worried they're not doing it right.

Follow these top tips, though, and you'll soon be enjoying giving BJs

much as he likes receiving them.

The bet oral comes out of the blue.

For most men, a spontaneous blowjob is something that would never be refused.

Start off teasing slowly.

Lick from the base to the head in one stroke or lots of little ones.

Make sure to get the shaft good and wet.

Blow gently from the head of the penis to the testicles and back.

After the teasing, keep your lips in constant contact with the penis.

Just breathe in when your mouth is at the top and breathe out as you move your

lips down the shaft.

Try one hand around the shaft as an extension of your mouth.

and get your hand and mouth going in the same motion.

For variation of sensations, try hot tea followed by iced water in your mouth.

Also arousing is to try stroking his nipples or perhaps putting a finger up

bottom. Alternatively, keep both hands free by using a butt plug or anal beads.

As you get near the end, he'll want a bit more speed, suction and a firmer

All you need to do is decide how to finish.

With a spit, a swallow, or a handjob.

Another good point is that it's really important to be in the right frame of

mind. Yes, if you think you're good at going down, then you probably are.

Now, our informal research has led us to conclude that when it comes to oral

sex, you are what you eat.

And it's infinitely better to work on the scent and taste of your naughty bits

from the inside out, rather than just dousing them with irritating perfumes,

soaps, and potions.

So try cutting out coffee, cigarettes, junk food, and of course drugs.

And definitely cut out the veggie that'll make anyone's leaves smell like

cardboard? Asparagus.

And if you're really serious about improving your taste down there, you

try cutting back on beer, meat, and spicy foods too.

But it's not all bad news. Our guinea pigs in the field tell us that lots of

water and lots of fresh fruit, like kiwi, strawberries, and most especially

pineapple, can all improve your personal flavor.

And a daily pinch or two of cinnamon may help, too.

Sure, the science is a little flimsy on this topic, but hey, if you follow this

diet, you'll be a lot healthier. And there's no doubt that will improve your

life.

Now, even in these enlightened times, some women feel dissatisfied with their

vaginas. The awful term designer vagina has even entered our vocabulary, for

goodness sake.

One man, though, is making a stand and helping women feel better about their

bits. All in the name of art.

Vaginas come in all different shapes and sizes.

No two are the same.

However, not all women love their vaginas. And as it's not easily

woman's vagina can remain a mystery to her.

Sadly, as a result, many women feel uncomfortable about oral sex and avoid

instead of actively enjoying it.

Experimental sculptor Jamie McCartney wants to change all that and make women

lose their inhibitions about their vaginas.

He's been moulding and collecting women's bits for his Design a Vagina art

project.

I started this project about a year ago. In that time, I'd managed to cast about

40...

I've discovered that women were just as uncomfortable with their genitals and

just as sort of nervous about them as men are.

The reason for doing this was to sort of show whatever they've got is normal.

Vagina number 40 in Jamie's project and today's Fannycaster volunteer is 22

-year -old Naomi Warren.

The first time I had oral sex was with one of my first boyfriends.

I remember him telling me it looked horribly like an ax wound and he didn't

really want to go down there at all, which was fine, but I kind of thought

everyone would have that same thought and not want to go anywhere near me, so

put me off for a while and didn't end up doing that for a long time. I know a

lot of women have issues. A lot of women don't want anyone going down near their

vagina at all.

I'm really excited to see what it will look like in an individual way and

especially I'm looking forward to being part of the art piece as well.

The first thing we're going to do is obviously you need to take off your

trousers. Yes, I will. But just the bottom half.

The stuff that I use is what dentists use to cast your teeth.

It's kind of designed to go on and in the body so it'll be safe, basically.

It just feels like I've just dived into a swimming pool full of jelly.

I'm trying not to laugh too much in case it starts wibbling around.

Okay.

That is nice.

Is that better?

Yes. It's like a heat pack.

Lovely.

I could lie here all day now.

That's going to sit about two or three minutes, and then we'll have you.

Out of there.

Okay, right.

It's about ready to take off, so... Okay.

I'm just going to peel this off.

Take some of this.

That is done.

Excellent. And there.

There's your... It's a girl.

That's really good. So that's in reverse, so you'll kind of put the

and that creates the... Yeah, that's awesome.

And surprisingly symmetrical.

After the mould's set, Jamie makes a plaster cast and adds the finishing

touches. There we have it.

Number 40.

The first panel. So when this is done, I stick it in the panel and then it's

ready to go up.

It's time for the grand unveiling of Jamie's designer vagina project at the

Impure Gallery in Brighton. But is Naomi ready to see her bitch displayed in

public?

Hiya. Hiya. I've come to see the finished product.

Ah, yes. Well, we've hidden it for now. Yes. I would have thought that might be

it. Are you ready?

I think so.

Okay, have a look.

Wow.

Oh, that's great.

What are you thinking?

I like that a lot. Yeah?

Wow, that's amazing.

I can't believe how different they all are.

Although I'd have no idea how to find mine in this for that whatsoever.

Yeah, have a good look. Check it out and see what you think.

So far, Jamie's cast 40 vaginas.

Face to face with all of them, can Naomi recognise her own?

Um, is it the first one?

First one? Yeah. Yeah, bingo.

That's really bizarre.

I would never have thought that that's what it would look like. That's really

cool. Can I touch it? Yeah, go ahead. Is that wrong?

No, no, go ahead.

Wow.

That's quite bizarre.

I always expected most things to look kind of this kind of shape.

Yeah. But I've probably just been reading too much porn. It's nice to know

it's all different and I'm different as well, so there can't be anything wrong

with me.

Absolutely not. I mean, it's good to know this is already dispelling that

then, so that it's working.

It was good, actually. I was a bit worried the past couple of days,

what it was going to look like. But no, it was really good, and I like the piece

in general. Just seeing the whole variation has made me feel very normal

my axe wound.

It's great. I don't feel that I'm at all different to any other women out there,

and everyone's going to be different anyway.

I'm fine now. I'm going to go away with a smile on my face today.

Joining us now to talk more about this subject are sculptor Jamie McCartney and

clinical psychologist Dr. Cecilia De Felici.

Welcome to the show. Thank you very much. Thank you. It's nice to be here.

Jamie, what do you think the effect of your work has had on women like Naomi?

I think it's been a really positive experience for those women that have

back and seen their casts, which isn't the majority, I must say, because it's

all anonymous. It's meant to be, and so they all go into the pile and get mixed

up, unless they're specifically going to come back and have a look. But, yeah, I

think it's been a very positive experience for most women.

One of the things that strikes me about this piece of work is the fact that

women are going to be able to have a look at all of these different vulvas.

And one of the questions I asked Jamie earlier was that do any of the women

oh, I wish mine looked like that? Do women have an ideal sort of vulva that

think they should look like?

Well, they do. That's the thing. You know, women do come in and they see

casts lying around or the completed piece. And they go, oh, yeah, someone

oh, I wish mine was like that.

And then all these kind of misconceptions. Oh, that must be a

and that must be a really old person.

And there's no relation, actually. In fact, the one they always point out

that must be really young is actually one of the oldest people in the thing.

Wow. So there are all these misconceptions about what genitals are

look like.

Dr. Tachilia, why do you think so many women are hung up about?

their vulva and their labia.

Historically, women's sexuality has always been somewhat persecuted.

We know this over time. And that there's something, you know, even the

Victorians thought it was unnatural for women to want to have sex. And there was

all that lie back and think of England stuff that we had going on over here. I

don't know whether you have something similar in the States. But, you know,

it's... why should you be ashamed of your body parts and what i really loved

about jamie's work is the fact that it makes it very beautiful and very

accessible because it's not gynecological so you can look at a

it doesn't feel like you're either looking at porn or looking at something

that's really gynecological and a bit medical you can actually really get a

sense of the beauty of the vulva and how how different they all are like faces

they're all so unique And how do you think women's insecurity about the way

look down there affects their ability to enjoy all sex?

A lot of women have a real hang -up about it and they don't want men to go

on them. They think that they're going to not smell nice or that it's not going

to look nice. And if you don't get positive feedback the first time, first

times, and I was struck by that beautiful girl.

The guy said it looked like an axe had been taken to her or something. I mean,

how traumatising is that going to be for a woman to have that said to her? You

wouldn't want anyone to go near you if you heard that. So I think the fact that

people aren't generous and they're not saying, it's beautiful, I love it, does

it feel... good because people aren't communicating you don't really know and

that's why communication and sex is so important and do you think men judge

vaginas as harshly as women do um actually i don't think so at all i think

is a real misconception men who i've spoken to and i've shown them you know

pieces it's all fascinating for them but everyone has a different idea about

what it is that they like It's not the kind of necessary this kind of

Hollywood pussy that everyone wants to get butchered to look like I mean you'd

be surprised some guys are like well really like that. I like someone to get

teeth into and Women don't seem to know this so it's quite interesting If they

just said the word pussy so I have to ask yeah, what words are there any words

that you hate because both of us Can't stand that word. I mean, I think, well,

we're just wondering if you don't like the word because pussy is kind of a

pejorative term in the States. You know, you're a pussy, it's a nasty word. I

think over here it's got much more gentle connotations, you know, it's very

of playboy, 70s, 80s, you know. Yeah, a bit playboy. Yeah, yeah, it's quite

nice. There are many words I really don't like.

Probably, but, you know, I guess I keep using the same one. So, just to recap

what we've learned. Understand that vulvas are as different as faces.

And that you should love what you've got. Hurrah to that!

Well, thank you both so much for joining us this evening.

Still to come on Sex, how to do everything.

We find out what happened when our roving reporter Georgie left boyfriend

at home for the day and attended a workshop on oral sex with her friend

Stephanie.

And we meet a man whose ability to give oral sex stretches further than most.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything.

Tonight, we're looking at how to give and receive better oral sex.

Still to come, our roving reporter Georgie learns to give boyfriend Dougie

blowjob of a lifetime.

And we debate the pros and cons of the most well -known number in sex, 69.

69 is great when the guy's on the bottom and the girl's on top. I think it can

be good depending on who you've got, because if you've got someone that's

and that's wrong...

and you're giving them great pleasure, it's just not fair. You're having your

muff pie, and she's enjoying the sausage, and if it's the other way

a little more difficult, you know, you could be in there, but you might be

choking her a little bit if you're on top.

For me, there are no problems with it.

I wouldn't say it's my favourite position. I mean... I mean, you look at

feet and stuff, I don't know, I want to see the face as well.

You can't really shout to them, but Noah...

I've been low on.

Nope, nope, nope. Too rough.

It's personal but impersonal, if you know what I mean.

It's not always the best view.

I'm all about equal rights.

So if you cover all the bases, everybody's happy. At the end of the

know you're good for another 69.

So, Lo, tell me this. What could possibly be any better than

providing each other the kind of stimulation that's almost guaranteed to

orgasm for a lot of people?

Yeah, but simultaneous orgasms in this position are about as common as

Because it's hard to lose yourself in the experience of receiving it when

busy giving it. I mean, I like multitasking at the office, but in bed?

But experimenting with a 69 can make you feel young again.

Um, do you really want to be having the kind of sex you had as a teenager?

Okay, well how about this? This is the real killer.

A 69 is like an all -access pass to your partner's naughty bits.

Bum, perineum, balls, everything.

Yeah, but you know, Em, that for a lot of people, watching their partner go

on them is the best part.

With 69, where's the view?

Hey, at least with a 69, you never have to bicker over who's turn it is.

Good point.

Okay, you win. But I still think a 69 is kind of like communism.

Good in theory, not so good in practice.

So there you have it. You should definitely keep the 69 in your

sexual moves.

But only on bank holidays.

To find out more about learning to love the blowjob, we enlisted the help of our

super sex sleuth, Georgie and Dougie.

Each week, our young lovers go out and about and test the latest in sexual

experiences. Hi, Georgie. Hi, Dougie. Hello. Hi. So what have you been up to

this week?

Well, this week it was all about oral sex, so I went off to meet an

internationally renowned sex instructor called Midori, and she taught me and my

best friend a few top tips on oral sex.

Well, let's take a look, shall we?

I've come along today with my friend Stephanie to meet Midori and learn how

give great oral sex.

Today we're going to cover my class, Joystick Secrets. So first thing we're

going to do is the approach. And for this, I need one of you guys to wear

and be my boyfriend.

Yeah, you can be our boyfriend.

Stephanie,

tell me, how does it feel having a cook?

Oh, it feels quite exciting.

You see why we're holding on to them.

So the approach, it'll look something like this.

Wow. How inspiring.

Let's break it down from the top. The approach.

Hands on the inner thigh.

And eye contact.

So much about the eye contact. And from his perspective, I'm all eyes, mouth,

breath. Nice view of my body. My butt looks smaller and my legs look longer.

with the hands on the inner thigh.

Very, very sensitive area for men that's often neglected and a nice erogenous

zone. You're also going to be controlling for any unauthorized

And you're in charge of it.

Would you like to try that?

I would like to try that. Great.

Okay. Go for a tiger's prowling approach, keeping the eye contact,

time. You look great.

Nice undulation.

Good eye contact.

Hands on your thigh.

Good turn on spot.

Very good.

Legs slide along his package.

Yeah, it's a little standing footsie. And you're going to make a little

turning move.

Like crossing over. Yep.

And turn.

And pull his cock between your thighs and squeeze.

How is it for you?

It's really quite sexy.

Good view, huh?

Condoms can be sexy and fun. If anyone tells you otherwise, they just don't

how to put it on in a fun way. Put it on your index finger.

just like this good if you see the rim clearly that's correct if it

looks like a stocking cap where you don't see the rim then it's on the wrong

with the finger pointing to the back of the throat we're going to put the condom

rim on the outside of the teeth literally held between the teeth and the

now with your mouth you're going to push

your lips

And then using your lip power, roll it on to the cock.

Okay?

There you go.

And you don't have to go all the way in. You just need to get it over the head.

And once you get it over the head, what you do is then what I call the

harmonica.

Or modification, blues harmonica with the hand.

And next, more mouth technique.

So with the lollipop, lower lip, very fleshy, feels good for both of you. Just

drag, it's just dragging along.

Good.

Next, kitty tongue licks.

Okay, you know how kitties, when drinking milk, okay?

Try it slow, try it fast.

You know the lip movement for more?

Pursing your lips in a more, more.

Got that?

That's a good set of motion.

I think gag reflex is something that's part of the concern with deep throating

and other oral test techniques. Definitely, yeah. Yeah. Put your

your mouth and make a closed mouth yawn.

Hmm.

Your throat opens up, huh? It does.

And relaxes. Get it all the way down then without having any gouging.

Okay, we've covered a lot of material today. I want you to do your homework.

And I want really good results.

Do you have any other questions?

I think a question that may be on a lot of people's lips is when it comes down

to it, spit or swallow?

Maybe some nights you're not in the mood to swallow.

In which case, let it flow all over you in a beautiful,

sexy drench.

Let it be a pearl shower.

A pearl shower.

Yeah. Thank you.

Hello. Hello.

Hi. Hi. And how was it? Fantastic. She was an inspiration.

So what have you learned?

I've learnt some great new angles for taking you deeper into my mouth.

And how to tantalise you with some tigress moves before I even get there.

Wow. The rest is a surprise for later.

Ooh, I definitely need to leave you two to it now, I think.

Bye -bye.

Bye.

I remember Midori saying, always elongate your body, you want your legs

behind you. And I think you fall into the role of being very feline and being

tigress and approaching your prey.

The approach was incredible.

It was very difficult to maintain eye contact when her body was moving in such

sexy way.

I think it was a chance for me to kind of say, I'm doing this for you. It's

a kind of saucy gift. And I think that way he's able to kind of relax and I'm

able to kind of do my thing.

Well, how lucky am I?

That was absolutely delicious.

Thank you, Midori.

More importantly, thank you, Georgie.

Thank you.

So, why did you want to take the class with Midori?

Well, when I heard that these classes existed, I just had a strong feeling of

wanting to try it. And I think anything where you can improve on something that

you already love with a passion has got to be a good thing.

And what was she like as a teacher?

She was so comfortable talking about sex, and I think that's the first step

made us feel comfortable.

And she's very saucy with it, as well as just being a really, really good

teacher. Yeah, she made you believe that that daughter was actually a penis.

Yeah, I know.

So, Dougie, how were her lessons?

I really enjoyed it, if you could tell.

So how important is receiving oral sex to you?

I love it, and I think Georgie does as well.

I think it's integral into the whole lovemaking. It just kind of happens, it

flows, and Georgie does it very well.

So, Georgie, have you ever had any hang -ups about giving oral sex?

Giving oral sex, no, absolutely not.

Why do you think some women do?

I think that's often down to a bad experience and what Midori would call

unauthorized thrusting. So I think you have maybe one experience where you're

not feeling in control and it... you know and it goes too deep and then you

of think that that's it and you'll never you're always kind of on your toes and

i think that really affects a lot of women not feeling that they know what's

going to happen next and midori says that she has some tricks to help people

overcome that did you find that helpful it was helpful and i think there are a

couple of things that spring to mind and that is if you're about to give head

and you have your i think the thing was to have your hands in contact with the

guy dies or here because that way you're in control you're not holding him down

but the idea is that you want to be on top you certainly don't want want it the

other way around and i think grabbing on your hand yeah so on the whole spit

swallow or finish with a hand job where do you fall oh it's never occurred to me

to spit i think that to me the idea is abhorrent and really insulting to the

person that you're

that you're giving this wonderful gift to, and in return they're giving. It's a

culmination of the whole process, and I think... Do you agree, Dougie? Would you

be insulted if someone spat?

I think, why?

You know, why are they doing that?

I love it that Georgie does what I kind of... She said to me before, kind of an

honouring thing.

It's just beautiful. And I think if you don't want to swallow it, you

shouldn't... have it happen in your mouth because there's ways of getting

to the very end and then you know nicely finishing with your hand rather than

going oh just not not nice let's say if georgie somehow could miraculously

ejaculate semen you do the same for her what Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, I think, just think about when, perhaps when I'm performing cunnilingus

on Georgie. I mean, I don't... I'm producing fluid and scenarios a lot of

time. Yeah, I'm not there with a cartoon on my left or something.

Well,

thank you so much, Georgie and Dougie. We'll see you next week. Thank you.

you.

I was in college, and I was home for the weekend, and I was at my dad's house,

and his girlfriend, who he's incidentally still dating, offered me a

I never received a blowjob. I didn't really pursue it, and I have never told

dad about that. I just still feel weird about it.

You shouldn't feel too bad. You didn't do anything wrong, but you should

probably owe it to your dad to tell him the truth about his girlfriend's

seriously disturbed behavior.

And probably best to get her in here because she is the one that needs to

confess. Thank you.

Time now for a quick recap of the techniques we've learned tonight.

For many men, fellatio is their number one fantasy.

Start by kissing and licking his penis to get it good and wet.

Then keep your tongue moving, alternating between long strokes and

little ones.

Focus on the area between the shaft and the end of the penis.

When he's approaching orgasm, use more speed, suction, and a firmer grip.

Guys, let her know when you're about to climb out, so she can decide whether to

spit, swallow, or finish with a hand job.

When you go down on her, make sure everything's good and wet by licking

from the vaginal entrance to the clitoris. Lick up and down and side to

Trace shapes over the clitoris with your tongue.

As she gets more turned on, keep a steady stroke, building up speed and

pressure. And don't forget, patience is a virtue.

Don't miss part four of Sex, How to Do Everything.

We'll be joined by one man who never has to worry whether women like giving

blowjobs. He can do it himself.

That's not easy.

Give it a go and see how far you get during the break.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything.

Now, we all know manual sex is something you can do by yourself, in front of a

partner and with a partner.

But what about oral sex?

Surely it takes at least two to tango when it comes to giving head.

Not for our next guest.

Please welcome to the show, autophilicio expert Al Eingang.

So Al, how and when did you discover this unusual ability?

I think I started when I was 11, probably.

And being a, you know, horny 11 -year -old, it just seems sort of a natural

thing to do for me. And you think it's something anyone could do? Well, women

can't. That's for sure.

Definitely not all men.

But I think a surprisingly large number could if they...

we're willing to put the time and the effort into it. We always assumed it was

an urban myth when anyone said they could do this. Like, how is it possible?

It's just a matter of flexibility, really.

I have a genetic condition that makes me extra, extra flexible. Can you show us

how you'd get into one of these positions?

Sure, no problem.

This is the plow position in yoga.

And it's my favorite.

So this is the basic position.

And then you can use your hands up here to push down.

And it's very helpful to have a wall or a ledge back here so you can use the

power of your legs to push down.

You are flexible.

Do you have to have a big penis to do this?

I have a big penis, which I'm very happy with. I was going to say that, which

begs the question.

The only advantage to having a big penis is that...

You know, if I have an 8 -inch penis, I get to it 2 inches sooner than someone

with a 6 -inch penis. So it's a little bit easier in that sense.

Okay.

Is that enough? Is it hurting?

Those positions look kind of uncomfortable.

The thing about this and about any other kind of sex is it has a kind of an

aesthetic effect.

So you're able to withstand things that you wouldn't ordinarily do.

Well, let's have a look at you in action.

Solo sucking is an extreme sport.

So my top tip number one is always take the time to learn to

stretch.

Taking a yoga class is great, but a stretching class at the gym, maybe not

as good.

And while you're doing it, be careful. It's easy to get excited and hurt

yourself. Top tip number two, don't worry too much about penis size.

Having an 8 -inch cock like mine, the only advantage is that you get to it

quicker. My top tip number three.

There are many different positions, so if at first you don't succeed, I suggest

trying a simple position like the seated C that many men find easiest.

That was a good short session.

Not quite as long as I usually like.

But it sure felt great.

And to all the men out there, if you always want to know that there's someone

who can give you a great blowjob, I recommend Solofan.

Holy shit.

I don't feel quite the same.

Now, before any guys at home...

Pull their back or hurt their neck attempting this what tips could you give

if they wanted to try?

Yoga is very very helpful any kind of stretching is helpful, but yoga is

especially good because it Tends to be gentler so if you had to choose between

giving yourself a handjob and giving yourself a blowjob Which is better

myself a blowjob is certainly more intense But you know they both have

charms Do you think that you give yourself a better blowjob than someone

could you know if somebody else is giving me a blowjob?

You know, sometimes it's great. Sometimes there's too much teeth.

their technique isn't all that great. They don't really understand what's

to feel best for me.

And I, you know, obviously know what's going to feel best for me.

Do you think more men should taste their own semen?

Oh, absolutely.

That's just inconceivable to me that a man could reach adulthood and not have

tasted his semen.

So how does this talent affect your day -to -day life?

Well, I've been able to make my living from it for 20 years.

Really? I have seven videos that I've made over the years.

Are they instructional or erotic? Erotic. I always felt that if there was

something you were good at, that you really enjoyed and you can make your

from it, what could be better than that? And how long does it take you to

orgasm? When do you do it? I usually spend at least an hour, if not longer,

sometimes two.

Wow. Really?

Yeah. So we have to ask, when you're giving yourself a blowjob, do you spit

swallow?

Both, depending on the occasion.

And I don't feel insulted if I spit.

Well, Al, thanks so much for coming in tonight.

Thank you.

So, let's recap what we've learned today about oral sex.

You can learn to do it better, and you can learn to like it better.

Think, initiate, reciprocate, and appreciate.

Also, remember to be safe and wrap your packages before you give them to anyone

new. And eat pineapple!

Join us again next time for more sex.

Good night.

Welcome to Sex, How to Do Everything, the show where we, Em and Lo, show you

everything you'll need to know about sex.

As experts in sex, we get thousands of inquiries, and they all come down to one

thing, how to have better sex.

Well, we know how, and we're going to show you.

Over the coming weeks, we'll be bringing you specialist shows on sex toys, anal

sex, and kinky fetish play.

Tonight's show is all about sex you can do with your hands.

Horrible term, fingering.

That's why we prefer the term manual sex, whether on yourself or a partner.

According to a truechristian .com study, masturbation costs American businesses

at least $3 .14 billion in lost productivity every month because people

wanking at work.

That's supposed to make us feel guilty.

I know.

Well, there will be no guilt about getting to know yourself on this show.

guilt whatsoever, only pleasure.

Here's a quick rundown of tonight's not -so -guilty pleasures.

On tonight's sex how to do everything, we explore the sensual world of his and

hers hand jobs.

Plus, fun for one in surprising everyday situations.

Our roving reporters, real -life couple Georgie and Dougie, investigate

inflatable friends and cyber dildonics.

Later, we meet the woman behind the world's biggest masturbation event.

and discover what it takes to become the European wanking champion.

It was discolored, it was distorted, there was like scarring and everything

this. It was painful.

So tonight we're celebrating the joys of doing it by hand and showing you that

masturbation is proper sex, not simply the poor relation of intercourse. So

don't dismiss it. There's no shame in masturbation and it's honestly not just

for teenagers.

Now, when you talk to people about sex for a living like we do, you get a

good sense of what people do and don't do. And one thing we can't believe a lot

of women still don't do is masturbate regularly.

According to a recent survey by British scientists, only 37 % of women

masturbate from time to time.

That's not a lot.

But the benefits are numerous for both women and men.

Number one, it automatically works out your pelvic floor muscles, which aids

future genital health.

Number two, it releases endorphins which help fight stress in the blues.

Three, it lets you explain to your partner how best to give you an orgasm.

it's a great way to indulge the naughtier fantasies that you'd never

that you don't want to share with a partner.

Five, with enough practice, orgasm via masturbation is pretty much guaranteed.

Not always the case with partner sex.

And six, this one's kind of obvious, but it just feels good.

Hopefully that's enough to get your hand down your pants sooner rather than

later. So come with us now to our garden of love to learn how to give your man

the ultimate handjob.

Here are Em and Lo's top tips on giving your man a handjob.

Wash your hands, manicure your nails, and remove any rings.

Use a man -made lubricant to keep things slick.

Run your fingers inside his boxes.

Caress his thighs, bottom, and pubic hair.

Make contact with the genitals, but lightly and slowly with fingertips.

Switch to a full -handed grip, but only upward strokes.

Squeeze and pulsate gently.

Closer to orgasm, he may prefer you to focus on the top half of his penis while

picking up speed.

Here are some of our favorite techniques for you to try.

Rub the penis between your flat palms.

Cup the balls in one hand.

Start the other hand with an inverted grip at the base.

When you get to the top, roll your palm over the head.

Put your hands around the shaft with your fingers interlocked and your thumbs

overlapping on the opposite side.

Move up and down.

Form an OK signal with your thumb and index finger.

Twist each hand back and forth up and down the shaft.

Alternate moves with each hand.

Focus on the underside ridge of his shaft and massage it with the pads of

thumbs. Cup the head in your palm and pretend you're polishing the top of a

walking stick.

After his orgasm...

Loosen your grip and resist the urge to keep playing with his penis because it

will be very sensitive.

Still to come on tonight's masturbation special, our roving reporters get

familiar with the latest in high -tech handwork.

And we show you the best techniques when lending your lady a hand on the road to

orgasm.

Welcome back coming up on sex how to do everything We learn some more manual

techniques to drive your partner wild We discover new ways to incorporate

masturbation into your everyday life

And meet the woman behind the

world's biggest masturbation event

The craziest thing I've seen was a woman who was trying to promote the use of a

particular kind of a sex toy that's like a pogo stick with a dildo on it.

Now, as experts in sex, we get asked a lot of questions about masturbation. And

the number one question we're asked on this topic is, how much masturbation is

too much?

To which we reply, as long as you're showing up for work, you're not rubbing

yourself raw, and you're calling your mom once a week.

There's no such thing as too much. To get some idea of numbers, though, we

pounded the streets of London and New York to find out how often people are

really doing it.

How often do you masturbate?

Not often.

Honestly, because I think it's more fun with someone else.

A couple times a week.

Once a week, is that often?

Maybe twice a week.

Like, maybe every three days, maybe, or every other day.

Very rarely, if at all.

I was raised a very strict Catholic, and I still have problems with it.

Okay, when you're a Catholic, if you think about it, you pull to the thin of

actually doing it. So I thought, I might as well actually do it.

Obviously, you're going to wank every day, and you're like, I mean, me, I wank

two or three times a day. As long as it's more than two times a day, I'm

About five times a day.

About five times a day.

What's the weirdest place you've masturbated in?

In the car on the way to work.

At an English garden shop.

My mom walking in on me, going down on myself.

I was about 14, and I had a favorite cemetery.

I couldn't straighten out, though, so when she walked in, I kind of had to

tip over sideways, and it was very, very awkward.

And probably everybody's jerked off in a cemetery, I'm sure, but to me it was,

like, really hot.

Actually, last weekend, in a taxi with an electric toothbrush.

The swimming pool.

On a bench in my mate's back garden. On a train from Manchester to Cambridge.

South Corden train station toilet.

I was with some ladies, boobies, in a hospital, so I was waiting for the

like, ten minutes ago, so I thought, fuck it, it's a girlfriend.

If there wasn't just any random lady, that would be horrible.

Put in a bed probably.

Try and keep those things indoors, you know.

Now guys, we're going to let you in on three steps to unraveling the mystery of

what women want.

Understand and embrace what we're about to tell you and you will become a sex

god in your woman's eyes.

Okay, step one.

Stop thinking of handwork on her as foreplay. Think of it as sex.

For many women, it's far more effective than intercourse and eliciting orgasms.

Think about how much more control and range of motion you have with your

than your penis.

Then consider how crucial her clitoris and perhaps her G -spot are to her

orgasms. Step number two, make sure her orgasm comes first because after an

orgasm is when she's really up for further stimulation.

And finally, step three, keep up the manual sex on her during all other forms

sex, whether intercourse, oral, or anal. We're mostly talking about clitoral

massage here, or also known as clitage, stimulating the clitoris with your

fingers, leg, or penis.

That will ensure greater pleasure and a greater chance of orgasm for her. So

here's a quick guide to handwork on her, courtesy of Laura and Ricardo, over in

the garden.

Just because Manuel plays traditionally a lonesome part -time, there's nothing

to say you can't bring two to the party.

Make sure your hands are clean and soft, and your nails are short and smooth.

Use a high -quality water or silicon -based lubricant to add to her natural

wetness.

Make sure she's aroused and engorged.

by stimulating outlying erogenous zones working your way in.

Run your fingers through her pubic hair.

Place your hand from her pubic bone to her perineum and apply pressure.

Stroke her outer and inner labia.

Move your finger from her clitoral head down to the perineum and back, avoiding

the anus as this can lead to infection.

Try a rapid side -to -side movement across her clitoral head.

Ask whether she likes it soft or hard.

Then try tracing your finger in a circular motion around and closing in

clitoral head.

Poke, stroke, and put pressure on various highly sensitive spots within

vaginal canal, like the G -spot, perineal sponge, A -spot,

and cul -de -sac to see what she likes.

To find the G -spot, as she lies on her back, place a pillow under her bottom.

Insert one or two fingers about five centimetres in and up, as if aiming

the pubic bone.

Feel for a rough, ridged area on the front or upper wall of the vagina.

Curve your fingers in a come -hither gesture and massage firmly and steadily.

So remember, don't go in there like gangbusters. Definitely warm up first.

When it comes to manual sex, we all know that men's hands are constantly

tinkering away with that thing down there.

But for women, self -love can be a far more subtle, intricate, and often

internal experience.

For men, self -pleasure is best done at home, behind closed doors.

But women can afford to be a little more adventurous.

Here then is a very light -hearted look at incorporating masturbation into your

everyday life.

First up, the bicycle.

It's environmentally friendly and can provide hands -free pleasure through a

combination of crotch -on -saddle friction and bumpy terrain.

You're late for that very important date.

But why not have some fun on the way and sample the delights of a black cab's

engine vibrations?

Thanks for the ride, mate.

Next up, a horse.

The clitoris has as many nerve endings as the penis.

and the labia tube becomes engorged with blood during arousal.

So pressure and friction exerted on both can lead to orgasms.

You've lied to your boss and taken the day off sick.

Daytime TV has put your brain on standby, and you wish to broaden your

Why not try reading?

Your partner has left her celebrity magazines lying around.

Hmm, celebrities.

And it's not even cheating.

The shower and you're naked.

Always a handy precursor to sex, but you're on your own.

Except for your hand and some soapy products.

Cue the inevitable.

Opening your fridge could open a whole window of masturbatory opportunities.

Find a melon.

Then hollow before carefully inserting the old chap.

Remember to dispose of care.

Hi, I have a little problem with porn.

I watch a lot of it on my computer. I have DVDs and I jerk off to it like

times a day. I can't really do anything else without first relieving myself.

And, you know, I treated my wife as a sex object in the past.

So I think, you know, she wasn't too happy about that. But I do it at work,

I look at porn and I download. And I even jumped off at work, you know, with

coworkers in the next cubicle.

We hope you wash your hands afterward.

Yeah, that's just unprofessional and possibly unhygienic.

Your basic porn consumption is generally okay.

But it sounds like it is interfering with your life and living it well. So

to put yourself on a porn diet.

You can even install some shame software on your computer that sends a list of

the history of where you visited to your loved ones. You should try to find a

porn addict, a support group, and maybe read some feminist literature.

A 2004 study found that a history of high ejaculation frequency,

that's over 21 times a month, was related to a decreased frequency of

cancer. Well, scientists in white lab coats didn't invent prostate massagers

nothing.

Don't be scared. This one's a little big, but they do come smaller.

Now, they're made to promote prostate health by massaging the gland directly

the rectum, with this bit here, and indirectly via the perineum, with this

here. But once users discovered how good it actually felt to use, it became one

of the most successful male sex toys ever.

So masturbation is apparently good for men's health.

And now scientific research has shown it's good for women too. A recent study

has found women who masturbate score higher on self -esteem indexes than

who don't. And they also have better body image and less sexual anxiety.

Our next guest has been promoting the life -enhancing qualities of

for many years.

Dr. Carol Queen is a pioneering sex educator and organizer of one of the

most outrageous charity events, the annual Masturbate -a -thon in San

This too is science, although it probably doesn't sound like it while

watching Sadie masturbate. But the fact that your nerve endings... Like to be

surprised in masturbation?

Inconverteble. And if it takes you longer to talk, that's good.

So you organize a masturbate -a -thon every year in honor of National

Masturbation Month.

That's right. We've been doing this for several years, and it's sort of what it

sounds like. It's a charity event with masturbation, and they raise money for

charity. through masturbating either by time, by number of orgasms, or just by

participating. So what is the etiquette at the live masturbate -a -thon in terms

of nudity and perhaps clean -up, especially for the guys and maybe for

the women who are female ejaculators?

There are a handful of etiquette rules that are actually pretty basic. One is

clean up your space when you're finished.

And we've got materials for people to do that and people to help.

Don't go grabbing other people.

and put at least some kind of erotic garb on or non -street clothes wear.

run around the place in your tracksuit staring at people.

So what's the craziest masturbation technique you've seen at this event?

The craziest thing I've seen was a woman who was trying to promote the use of a

particular kind of a sex toy that's like a pogo stick with a dildo on it.

Ouch! Yeah, it was... That doesn't sound safe. We asked people to be very

cautious. We hear from a lot of women who worry that using a vibrator is going

to desensitize them to sex with their partners, their boyfriends, their

girlfriends, might numb them or damage them in some way. So what do you say to

them? The kernel of truth to that is that if you press a vibrator up against

yourself for a length of time, the pressure of the vibrator starts to make

feel a little numb. And then people go, oh my God, I'm losing sensitivity, I'm

numb. Not remembering that they have just had an enormous orgasm, so they

haven't lost sensitivity at all. The majority of women, maybe 70%, don't come

during partner sex.

So if they are orgasming with a vibrator, they are not taking away from

partner sex experience. They are learning how to become more orgasmic,

over time can be transferred into partner sex.

So how many orgasms would you say you get in the average masturbation session?

About five.

Yeah, about five.

I'm really easily orgasmic, but I have to say, I started out being completely

non -orgasmic.

Over time, as I got more and more and more interested in sexuality, I

on myself more. I mean, I really think that that is why. I really learned to

take masturbation seriously, and I learned to take it seriously really from

beginning because that was how I learned to come.

Wow, I feel like an underachiever. Oh, no.

Now, where is the strangest place you've ever indulged in a little self -love?

Probably the strangest place I have ever masturbated is in a drive -thru in

between ordering and getting up to the window to pick up my burger.

So I had to really hurry.

And you were driving or in the passenger seat? No, I was the passenger, thank

goodness. Because you have to go around a curve there. I masturbate and go

around a curve at the same time.

I don't think I'm that good a driver. I think I might be that good a

masturbator.

So I've been married for six months and my husband, I really enjoy masturbating.

And he thinks that he should be able to satisfy me and he wants me to stop

masturbating. What should I do?

Well, you're right to enjoy it and you should keep on enjoying it.

Tell your husband that studies have actually shown that the more you

the higher your libido will be, in which case... the more sex you'll want to

have and the better sex will be with your husband.

And you can also explain to him that it's not like you're choosing between

and the other. You're not choosing to masturbate instead of having sex with

It's just a way that you'd like to have a little me time, like sitting on the

couch and reading a book. A really dirty book.

That'll be five cents, please.

Thanks.

Still to come on sex, how to do everything.

We'll be following our roving reporters, Georgie and Dougie, as they find out

how technology can lend a hand with manual sex.

But before we take a short break, a recent survey revealed British men take

average of 60 strokes to orgasm during masturbation.

Well, you've now got three minutes to find out if that's true.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything.

Still to come on tonight's show about manual sex, we're joined by a man who's

entered the record book for his marathon masturbation session.

You do what no one else on the continent can do, and you basically just wank for

as long as you can and try and come as many times as you possibly can as well.

And we find out from our roving reporters how new technology can give

meaning to the term mutual masturbation.

Now tonight, what we really want to show is that masturbation is perfectly

normal. It's actually good for you, and you should take time to do it more.

But before we look up more ways to do it, we thought we'd ask you to show us

your best wanking technique.

Just like this.

Keeps everyone happy.

Stop, and then start again.

It depends if I'm in your magazine.

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Be adventurous.

Maybe rub the tip of it. Maybe start with a bit of finger action, and if I

could, I'd probably sip it.

Maybe the squid stuff.

Everyone likes a good squid wing.

Making sure you get it all down there. That's where I'm sensitive as well.

Down all the way up and down like that, and then as you're climaxing, holding

the bottom and going to the top like that.

My fingernails. I would probably tickle him.

Tickle him.

And then I'd go like this.

When it comes to giving manuals to a lady, I'd give it like this.

Maybe a bit of this.

On the outside.

Wow.

Maybe a little nosy. A little nose action in there.

It would be like this.

And it would be like this. And then it would be like this.

And then like this. Hold on!

I'll do something like this.

Pushing down on the top to pleasure with the top part of your hand here.

On the clitoris.

Using the thumb inside to push up.

So they're pushing the sexual area on each other.

What do you think?

To talk about this subject further, we are joined now in the studio by clinical

psychologist Dr. Cecilia DeFelici.

Welcome to the show.

Thank you very much for having me on.

Now, what are some of the differences between men and women psychologically

it comes to masturbation?

I think the way that men fantasize about masturbation is different from the way

that women do. We know that men often think about repressed or unfulfilled

sexual desires, so naughty things, things that perhaps they feel a little

guilty about. Whereas we know that women tend to fantasize about...

experiences that they've really enjoyed, things that they know, and that really

turns them on as well. And we also know that men are much more stimulated by

visual stimuli than women are. So they like a lot of porn. They like to see

of naked women, lots of men on women action, lots of women on women action.

what are some of the psychological benefits of masturbation for men and

It keeps you grounded, it keeps you in touch with yourself, it keeps you in

touch with what's important and valuable. It also means that your

isn't just about your sexuality, your libido is about all your creativity, all

of your energy that you're putting out into the world. So masturbation and

that release, de -stressing, releasing lots of feel -good hormones into the

brain, all of these things are incredibly psychologically healthy.

And are there physical benefits too? The physical benefits are really

interesting. We know, for example, that if men masturbate a couple of times a

week more than they normally do, which is their frequency is about three to

five...

what's that should i say orgasms a week um and if they raise that between five

and seven it actually has a cardiovascular um help so that they you

likely to have heart attack and so what's great about masturbating is it

your blood pressure so after you've orgasmed your blood pressure is nice and

and that's very very healthy

Now, psychologically speaking, is there such a thing as too much masturbation or

even too little?

The idea of too much masturbation comes often from men who feel guilty about the

fact that they're masturbating. And that might be because they're in a

relationship and they feel that they shouldn't be masturbating. If they get

caught, they can feel very bad about that. With too little masturbation, I

that can also be a problem because if you're not expressing yourself sexually,

if you're not in a relationship, and in this country there's about 6 million

people who are single, if they're not expressing... themselves sexually, then

they're kind of losing out from all the benefits that we just talked about.

Guilt with masturbation is usually associated with women.

So why do you think that is?

It's a very good question, isn't it? I mean, for me personally, I think a lot

it is about the way I was conditioned.

So I do feel guilty about masturbating.

I had a mother who didn't like me to touch myself. And if she caught me with

hands down my panties when I was a little girl, she would smack me and tell

off and tell me not to do it. And then she went through this weird stage where

she'd sort of sniff my fingers, which made me feel so ashamed. Oh, my God.

Even now I feel so ashamed about it. And then I was packed off to a convent

where we used to have to wear knickers in the bath and we had to get undressed.

under our dressing gowns and we weren't allowed to show our bodies and so I

think I was conditioned really early on in life not to touch my body, that

touching my body was a really bad thing. Now I'm not alone in this. I know that

out there there are thousands of people, boys as well as girls, who were told by

their parents, don't touch your body.

And so I think guilt actually starts to become ingrained in you and you feel

guilty about something that you should never feel guilty about. Your body

belongs to you, it's yours and you can do what you like with it.

So do you have any masturbation tips to share with us?

Well, I wish I was better at it myself.

Be relaxed. Find somewhere quiet and private.

Maybe a little glass of wine or something. Maybe a little bit of

something to stimulate you so that you can start to get it turned on. And also

play with your nipples. Your nipples have a direct link to your clitoris. So

play with your nipples. Squeeze them. That will really help as well. And lots

rubbing and changing pressure as well.

Well, thank you so much, Cecilia. We really appreciate you coming.

Each week, our intrepid roving reporters, Georgie and Dougie, test a

of new sexual experiences and techniques.

To find out what they've been up to this week, please welcome Georgie and Dougie

to the studio.

Hi, guys.

So, it's been quite a tricky task coming up with something for you to do that

wasn't just masturbating at home all week.

So, what did you come up with?

Well, we went out to find some classic masturbation aids as well as some

-edge ones, too.

All right, well, let's take a look.

Debbie, a man in a box.

I might not miss you as much as I thought I would.

You can do anything you want. I like it every way, every day.

Do me now. I want you inside me.

Deeper. Give it to me.

I think she wants it.

I think she wants it.

Hello. Hello. Did I wake you up?

No, I'm still awake.

I can't sleep. I miss you.

I miss you too.

When are you coming home? I've got no one to play with.

I can't come home for a few days. It's absolute torture.

I'm counting down the hours. I'll see you soon.

I love you, darling. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Inviting Anus. Interesting.

Where do you get your themes done?

I think this is supposed to go in before I blow.

There we are, magnificent.

And it vibrates.

I'm not entirely sure what I'm supposed to do with this.

I'm looking at his mouth now and I'm not sure I have the apparatus to put in

here.

Nice to smell.

Just the whole plastic pill, the smell, the scary face.

I don't think I'll be trying that. It kind of looks a bit scary and very, very

veiny. It doesn't have an inviting anus.

And it doesn't have any feet, toes.

The breast is quite good.

It's just not the same. It's not duggy. And I think I'd rather wait for the real

thing.

It's OK with me.

So, dolls aren't really for me, and I'm sure they're not much of a turn -on for

Dougie either, but there is one thing we picked up the other day that I am

really looking forward to trying.

The inventors of this gadget claim to have found a solution to our problem.

Cyber -dildonics. The theory's been around for over 30 years now, but only

recently, due to advances in technology, has the theory been put into practice.

Once the connection has been established...

The person at the other end has complete control over your vibrator or your

masturbatory sleeve.

Georgie, are you ready to give it a go?

Just try and stop me.

Now I'm going to put the sleeve on now.

A whole variety of settings, I've noticed.

Can't wait to see you.

Is that good?

It's getting crazy.

Big no -no. Okay,

I'm stopping now.

Okay.

Mark's out of ten.

Probably for me, three.

It was fun getting in contact with Georgie, but, you know, that's just a

And as far as the masturbatory sleeve goes, it wasn't that comfortable.

And the only thing that Georgie was in control of was the vibration.

And that wasn't that great a sensation anyway.

That was...

It was hectic.

There was kind of a lot of things going on at the same time. There's looking

here and talking and doing this and controlling the other person. So, for

was fun, but too much going on. Bit of a three -ring circus.

I think I'll be using these from now on.

So, Dougie, it was pretty clear from that why somebody wouldn't want to use a

sex doll, but can you think of any reason why somebody would want to use a

as a masturbation aid?

No. I thought, you know, it was a massive turn -off.

So, Georgia, you seemed a little bit taken aback by the size of the doll's

appendage. You weren't even tempted to try it out?

It's just very long and thin.

It was kind of, I think, I think it was how it was hard and then these great

ropey veins around it. So, no, it was so

far flung from what I'm used to that, no.

That was more than realistically veiny, I think.

now how much did those dolls cost you uh it was about 60 60 pounds around that

mark so georgie how did the cyberdiodonics work

out for you for me anything with wires and computers in the bedroom is it's

not where i'm coming from i've found it quite abhorrent You're not a tech geek?

I am absolutely not. I've just bought my first computer ever. I'm so far from

being excited about technological advances when it comes to masturbation.

really fun to try. I kind of thought, wow, this is really cutting edge. But

it came down to it, it was just... And what did it feel like for both of you?

What was the actual sensation and why was it uncomfortable?

How was it uncomfortable?

plenty of lube on and used plenty of lube in the device, but it was just

weird. It's like a big purple slug. It's like sliding into a big purple slug.

Well, I wouldn't know what that feels like. Now, could it be useful for, you

know, some couples are shy about phone sex, they don't know what to say. If

they're in that situation, would this be something that might be helpful to

them? I think if they're shy about phone sex, then actually being there

on the webcam is probably going to be difficult for them as well but you

also you can you can write to each other at the same time but how you're

supposed to hold something masturbate and write saucy messages at the same

is quite beyond me do you georgie do you prefer to masturbate in front of each

other or do you prefer to masturbate each other when you're together both for

different reasons i think but i i certainly it's not just when we're away

each other i think it's

Brilliant way of letting your partner know how you want to be touched.

And I think you can feel shy at first, but then if you do it together, I think

it's very sexy and this is what works for me. It's been wonderful meeting you

again. Thank you so much.

And good luck with the next investigation.

Big hand for our roving reporters, Georgie and Dougie.

Let's remind ourselves of some of those manual techniques we've been learning

about tonight.

Start with clean hands, short nails and lots of lube.

For him, use a full -handed grip and cup his balls with your other hand.

Pick up speed as he approaches orgasm.

After he ejaculates, loosen your grip and resist the temptation to keep

For her...

Stroke the outer and inner labia before stimulating the clitoral head using side

-to -side or circular motions.

Find a G -spot about 5 centimeters in on the front wall of the vagina.

Feel for a rough, ridged area and massage it firmly and steadily.

Still to come on Sex, How to Do Everything.

We're joined by a man who could outwank us all, the European record holder for

the longest ever masturbation session.

If people wanted to take your lead and become the new champion, do you have any

tips for them?

Practice. Lots and lots of practice. I put 13 years of dedication and hard work

into my trophy there.

Keep practicing what you've been learning. We'll be right back.

Welcome back to the final part of tonight's Sex, How to Do Everything.

Now we're going to meet a man with a remarkable claim to fame.

Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together and welcome Mr. Daniel

Craig, Britain's record -breaking masturbator. Also joining us is sexual

physician Dr. John Dean.

Welcome to the show, gentlemen.

Hi.

So, Daniel.

Yes. How do you win the title of European Masturbation Champion?

You do what no one else in the continent can do, and you basically just wank for

as long as you can and try and come as many times as you possibly can as well.

And how long was that, and how many times did you climb it? I managed to do

seven orgasms in seven and a half hours.

That sounds so painful.

What are the effects of doing that for seven and a half hours?

I mean, during the time it was slightly painful, but afterwards, for the next

couple of weeks, it was discolored, it was distorted, there was, like, scarring

and everything like this.

painful, but it's better now.

So what made you take part in a masturbate -a -thon?

A friend got me onto the idea of it, and it was to raise money for this HIV

foundation. And I thought, okay, brilliant, I couldn't run a marathon for

miles, but I can sure knock one off quite well.

You know your skill set.

So if you were going to teach someone how to have the perfect wank, what would

you tell them?

I would have to show them. I'd have to sit them down and start off in front of

them myself and show them how to tease themselves until they go from flattered

into the erect position, how to start off slowly, just to slowly build

up and pumping back and forth.

Occasionally, if you want to, get your left hand involved, you know, shake

yourself, tweak your nipples, grab your balls, do whatever it is, stick a thumb

up your bumhole, whatever gets you off, and just show them how to do it and do

it and do it, and then eventually just...

Show them how the speeds you speed up before you come and just slightly, you

know, give it a little squeeze, give it a shake, whatever it is that does it for

you. Just try and explain to them just to find out for themselves.

And are you planning on defending your title?

I'd love to. I'd absolutely love to go and see if there's any up and comers who

think they can take off my crown. But I don't think anyone's really brave enough

to try.

No one can touch that record.

No, the person who came second after me was four hours behind me.

So you could have stopped after five hours? I didn't want to. I wanted the

record. Wow.

If people wanted to take your lead and become the new champion, do you have any

tips for them?

Practice. Lots and lots of practice. I put 13 years of dedication and hard work

into my trophy there.

So for everybody, but it is different for everybody. What works for me

necessarily work for another gent walking down the street. So just explore

yourself as much as you can. Spend some good time to get to know you.

What's better, wanking or sex with a partner?

Good sex always beats good masturbation, every time.

What about good wanking and bad sex?

Oh, then the wanking wins.

I have met girls and I've been like, look, please stop.

I'll finish myself off, which is normally what the woman says in most

I've had it the other way around.

Now, Dr. John Dean, do you approve of a masturbation marathon?

I don't think I really have a view on a masturbation marathon, although I think

that raising money for charitable causes is commendable.

But can masturbating for that long be healthy? Are there any negative effects?

No, I don't think it is.

Masturbation is a perfectly healthy activity.

It is something which everybody, every infant, every child is left to their own

devices and not pressured to stop. doing it by their parents will do quite

happily.

Masturbation is healthy as long as it doesn't take over your life. And I

with the amount of time, effort, and probably training that Daniel put into

that's not healthy. And I'm sure he agrees with me, it's not healthy either.

So you're a champion when it comes to yourself. Do you think you're equally as

good at masturbating women?

Better. I spend a lot more time and practice on women than I have on myself.

No way.

That's a lot of time.

It is. When I started wanking myself, I started reading porn. I started reading

all about sex.

I started reading The Joy of Sex when I was 11 because I really wanted to find

out the complete intimacy of a woman because I've heard so many women

complaining that their fellas can't do it properly.

I mean, I'm a hairdresser, so I stand there and listen to women all day

complaining about their boyfriends, their men, how they can't do it, how

toys are always so much better. So I don't want to be one of those boyfriends

one of those men that all the women are complaining about.

So can you talk us through it with your technique on women?

It clearly depends on the woman, because some women only come from clitoral

stimulation. So if I find out they're clitoral stimulated, then I'll put my

in between the legs, take a quick little rub.

If I get a slight sign back, if there's a slight change in breath, how they're

speaking, or a slight coloration on their chest, then I think, okay, we're

okay here.

Sometimes it doesn't work. Sometimes it tickles. They start giggling or

something like this, which is quite funny.

So then I'll go for penetration.

penetration orgasm.

With your hands? With my fingers, yeah. One, two fingers, however many the

individual girl can do.

Some girls I've met, you can go five fingers and go for hours and hours and

hours and nothing will happen.

Some girls I've met who just can't physically have an orgasm. No matter

do, they've never been able to produce themselves.

I can't do it to them and that's the most frustrating thing in the world.

You can imagine how frustrating it is for her.

Thank you very much. Thanks so much for joining us today. Pleasure.

Manual sex is not just foreplay. It is sex, and it's often crucial to a woman's

orgasm. And masturbation is a good thing, and it's good for you, too.

So do it often.

As long as it doesn't take over your life, good night. Join us again next

for more sex.

Welcome to Sex, How to Do Everything, the show where we, Em and Lo, show you

everything you should know about sex.

Our purpose is to get you to do it better and have more of it.

As experts in sex, we get thousands of inquiries, and they all come down to one

thing, how to have better sex.

Well, we know how, and we're going to show you.

Over the course of this series, we'll be bringing you specialist shows on

everything from the art of seduction to oral sex, anal sex, and kinky fetish

play.

Tonight's show is all about orgasms, a subject close to my heart.

Now, the average male orgasm lasts 8 seconds, while the average female orgasm

lasts 20 seconds.

89 % of men say they achieve orgasm most of the time. I knew it wasn't 100%. I

know. But here's the bad news.

The number for women is only 42%. So our aim is to get all of you out there to

experience regular orgasms.

Tonight... We're aiming for 100 % for both men and women.

Here's what's coming up in tonight's show.

You'll be receiving exclusive training from Laura and Ricardo, who will show

how to perform specific sexual techniques to improve orgasms for both

women.

You'll be meeting our very own sex, how to do everything, roving reporters,

Georgie and Dougie, a real -life young couple who are going to bravely road

a new medical procedure.

that claims to improve the female orgasm and you'll be getting a comprehensive

guide to what some people believe is the ultimate orgasm for women female

ejaculation so here's a few things we think you should know first an orgasm is

an orgasm is an orgasm different people climax in different ways there's no

right or wrong way to have an orgasm so don't get too hung up on different types

as long as what you're doing feels good to you That's all that matters.

Next, porn movies are a terrible place to learn about orgasms. That piston

thrusting that you see in those films, it's not the one route to everyone's

climax. And yours doesn't have to be this screaming, moaning, hair -tossing

affair. Yours might just be a slight whimper and a little rolling back of the

eyes in the head.

Also, when we talk about orgasms during sex, we don't just mean during

intercourse. Plenty of women require the kind of stimulation that a penis just

isn't capable of.

Some women need oral sex, some women need handwork, and some need their

battery -operated friend to get the permanent smile on their face. And

no shame in that.

Finally, no faking.

Because when you fake, you give your partner a false impression of what turns

you on. And then how are they ever going to make the earth move for you?

Now, as experts, we find that what women want to know is, how do I have an

orgasm? And what men want to know is, how do I give women orgasms?

Which is why the focus of tonight's show is on women.

That said, we think everyone, women and men, could benefit from taking a bit of

the mystery out of orgasm.

So come with us now to our Garden of Pleasure, where Laura and Ricardo begin

unveil the secrets to better loving, orgasms and all.

Here are Emmen Lowe's tips on how orgasms can be improved with just a few

techniques.

Delaying climax for him will help make sure she's fully aroused and ready for

orgasm, and heighten sexual tension for both of you.

Men can learn to delay the moment of orgasm by practicing on their own.

Bring yourself to the brink of orgasm.

Then back off until you're under control. Then repeat.

Then try this with your partner.

When approaching orgasm, stop for a moment.

Try changing position.

Or switch to manual or oral sex to delay climax and increase the power of the

eventual orgasm.

At the point of climax, enhance the sensation of your orgasm.

By using your hands to spread the energy released during sex throughout your

bodies.

And always remember to breathe.

Many people hold their breath at the point of orgasm.

But breathing deeply ensures plenty of blood is flowing to those sensitive

endings, heightening every sensation.

As we've already said, all good sex doesn't have to end in a big bang. But

tonight, we're here to show you how it can.

There'll be more from Laura and Ricardo later when they show us some of the best

positions and techniques for women and men to achieve orgasm. So, stick around

because we'll be meeting a woman who says she can teach us how to have the

ultimate orgasm. And we investigate the claim that a little prick can make a big

impact on your vagina.

Welcome back to sex how to do everything the only show guaranteed to make you

better at sex if you pay attention Still to learn on sex how to do everything

our young couple of sex investigators Georgie and Dougie Examine the new G

procedure to improve the female orgasm Laura and Ricardo give us a second

in orgasmic lovemaking and We uncover the secrets to what some people think is

the ultimate female orgasm

Female ejaculation.

Since we're asked about orgasms all the time, we thought we'd turn the tables

and ask just how important orgasms are to you. And whether there is any

difference between the great British orgasm and the big O in the Big Apple.

How important is it for you to always have an orgasm during sex?

I would say it's imperative, really.

I can go without.

I'm fine with it. It's nice, but it's not going to affect what I think of them

or affect, I don't think. I'll just not do it and have a ham sandwich or

something. It doesn't always happen, right?

Take it.

How important is it?

Pretty important.

I try to, every time.

The end result is very important.

Otherwise, I'll just be like, come on, you know, what am I supposed to do now?

How important is it for your partner to have an orgasm during intercourse?

Extremely important. If she's not happy, then I'm not happy. Depends which

partner I've got, male or female.

But for the female, I think it's very important.

I think it's important for both sexes to be orgasmed.

If I come, that's important to me. If he comes, that's fine.

Have you ever faked an orgasm? Yeah, I have, yeah. I ain't gonna lie.

Sometimes you've got to, just to make him feel better about himself.

Only because it was awkward and it was going on for a bit long.

For guys, it's hard to fake. If you're having a good time, you're having a good

time. Faked an orgasm.

That would be rather tricky and complicated, but no, no.

Have you ever faked an orgasm?

Yeah. Yeah.

I hope not with me.

I tended to, um, kind of...

So there's a whole lot of faking going on on both sides of the pond.

Now listen, we're no fans of fancy terms for different types of orgasm. For us,

an orgasm is an orgasm is an orgasm. But we do think the more you know about a

woman's body, the more chance you'll have of finding the key spots that might

get her off.

So we decided to ask the red -blooded American male, where is the G -spot, the

most famous spot of all?

Let's see, if I was extending myself into the area, I would try to attempt to

get there.

And this general...

and vibrate.

That's actually going in the tushy.

That's going in the tushy? Yeah. This is the vaginal canal right here. Well, is

this a guy or a girl?

I guess it's in there. I don't know.

Well, you've actually gone in the bladder, so you probably want to back

aim more towards the vaginal canal.

Let me know where to start. It kind of looks like the Grand Canyon.

We'll give you a hint.

Can you pinpoint the G -spot for us?

Yes. Is my daughter turned away?

That's pretty good.

I'd say that's a little bit too far inside.

It's where my experience has shown it to be for me.

Not on me, but for me. Your wife could point you in either direction.

But actually, what feels best for her might be up higher.

She's a screamer, what can I tell you?

Nice!

Right this area here.

Yeah, that's really good. I'm impressed.

Oh, hell.

There.

Oh, way off, buddy. Way, way off. I don't even know what that is.

Here's a vaginal canal.

Okay. G -spot's about one or two inches inside on the front wall.

Okay. So right around there.

I hope this is not going to be shown in America.

It's going to ruin my reputation.

So it seems like a lot of you out there still need a quick anatomy lesson.

So the G spot, it lies about two inches inside the vaginal canal on the upper

front wall. Now the G spot usually responds to firm, steady pressure in a

hither gesture.

Now, for some women, this leads to orgasms galore. But for others, it's

an annoying sensation. It feels a bit like you have to wee. And for still

others, it's downright uncomfortable.

Now, if you are in the latter category, there are some other great spots for you

to look out for.

There's the A spot, deep inside the vaginal canal. Again, on the upper wall,

way past the G spot. For some women, it's great for lubrication.

Then there's the perineal sponge, which can be stimulated on the back wall of

the vagina, kind of opposite where the G -spot is, or you can get to it

indirectly via the perineum. And of course, let's not forget the all

clitoris. The clitoral head is just the tip of the iceberg of the clitoris,

which is actually a network of nerves which extends throughout her entire

genital region.

It's very, very important for many women's orgasms.

Another good anatomy tip, your pelvic floor muscles wrap around all your good

bits down there. And if you exercise them through kegels, they actually can

really help your orgasms. So here's how to do your kegels. You know when you

have to wee and you hold it? Well, squeeze those muscles.

Contract, release, contract, and hold. Do several repetitions throughout the

day, and you'll really notice a difference in the power of your orgasms.

Most men like the sensation of deep penetration.

A great position for this is the doggy.

This sensation can be improved if she leans forward into the half -doggy.

Her vaginal canal lengthens and you can thrust even deeper.

Be careful not to thrust too deep, though, as you might hit the cervix.

Be gentle.

and aim downwards towards her G spot.

Use your free hands to stimulate her clitoris or bottom.

The cowgirl, with her on top, is the most female orgasm friendly position.

You can improve your cowgirl technique by leaning back, which will bring his

penis to the front wall of your vagina, and he may just hit your G -spot.

Then, try leaning forward and grinding your hips back and forth.

This will give you more labial and clitoral stimulation.

So ladies, you can see the importance of taking charge of your own orgasm. You

should never feel bad about doing whatever you have to do to get to your

Now, if you input the word sex into a well -known search engine, it comes up

with about 747 million entries.

And that means there are an awful lot of sexual experiences, techniques, and

products out there to investigate.

So we thought we needed a hand and have recruited our very own Sex Have to Do

Everything roving reporters to try some of them out for us.

Yep. Our adventurous young couple, Georgie and Dougie, will be road testing

everything you can imagine, along with some things you probably can't. So let's

meet our intrepid sex sleuth, Georgie and Dougie. Welcome to the show.

Hello. So what did you decide to road test this week?

Well, this week I wanted to try a controversial procedure. It's designed

enhance the female orgasm, and it's called the G -Shot. Should we take a

Yes.

What can we do for you?

I'm here to try your t -shirt.

Do you get clitoral orgasm? Yes.

What about vaginal orgasm? That's more unusual.

I tend to need clitoral stimulation in order to have an orgasm. Fine, okay.

This is the model of a female pelvis.

Somewhere at the front of the vaginal wall, there is a very sensitive area.

So what we do is...

We give an injection to that area to enlarge it to about the size of a 10p

We use a special collagen specifically designed for this process.

Is there anything you want to ask me before we go to the next stage?

Normally, before enlargement, how big?

A few millimeters.

How long do I have to wait before we can have sex?

Four hours. After that, you can have sex. Four hours.

wow that's great thank you we're going to the examination room now okay thank

you thank you i'll see you later a

little bit nervous right now obviously uh georgie is

in there uh having the procedure done and um yeah quite excited to see her

um she's okay and then

If everything's okay, have some fun later.

Hello, lovely.

Ooh.

How was that? Fine.

Yeah? Yeah. Straightforward?

Very straightforward. No pain?

No. No.

I mean, no.

You feel nothing yet? Second, like having any injection.

Oh, Geordie, four hours to go. What are we going to do?

I think that with my enhanced G -spot, I certainly have a lot more awareness of

where it is. I think it's much easier to locate it manually as well.

And in this way, I feel that orgasm will be a lot easier to achieve, or

certainly the kind of orgasms that derive from internal stimulation.

Which position works best for the G -spot?

I would say any angle.

where the front wall of your vagina is stimulated by the penis, so from behind,

certainly, which is what we affectionately like to call doggy style.

If it's fingers, it would be a come -hither action. It's a sort of anything

stimulates the front wall of the vagina. So that certainly was very, very

intensely pleasurable. It's a surge of sensation.

First of all, we have to ask, why did you want to get this done?

I thought that it would be a great opportunity to try something that I

ever heard of before and something that sounded new and exciting and that could

possibly be like a magic orgasm button, I guess. So I just wanted to try that.

Why would you let someone come near your vagina with such a big needle?

I think it was, it just seemed like an exciting opportunity to try it. And

what was sex like the first time after the injection?

It was very exciting because we had this new thing to try.

It was kind of let's get back and kind of road test this and see if it works.

So it was exciting in that way, but apart from I guess it was a slightly

heightened sense, but it was more the kind of...

Being able to get our hands on each other again, I think. So big question,

you have an orgasm? Not right after I'd had it done, well, four hours after I

had it done.

Probably just because of the procedure, it kind of needed a little time.

And have your orgasms felt different since then?

A couple of them were far more intense, with more of an internal, deep,

resonating kind of orgasm.

But it's not the magic orgasm button I thought it would be. So how did it make

your body feel different?

Certainly a greater awareness of my G -spot.

But in other ways, I would say it's probably I'm finding that my

clitoral sensation is somewhat decreased. I don't know if that's

with it.

That's a bummer. Yeah.

So were there any other negative side effects?

Yeah, I sometimes have a sensation of needing to pee Quite quite often

not certainly since the procedure, but not negative I mean even that in itself

can be quite so Dougie. How did it feel differently for you?

I? Would say there was there's no differences still fantastic having sex

Georgie as you could see and and No difference to me

But it was great fun.

Would you do it again?

No, I don't think I would. I think once is enough because it's quite invasive.

And there are other ways which are more nurturing and can be part of foreplay

between two people or just to do with encouraging people to explore themselves

more. And there are certainly a myriad of other ways of doing it rather than in

that procedural kind of way.

So can you give us a recap?

Yes, the G -Shot is available on Harley Street.

It costs £800 and it has been documented in some women that it may draw more

attention to the G -Spots and increase vaginal orgasms. But I would say

prolonged arousal and taking time to gently explore and it will burst into

anyway. Yeah, we would say with the possible side effects, we definitely

wouldn't recommend it ourselves.

Yeah, there are definitely a lot more natural ways that you can work on

improving your orgasm. Well, thank you so much, Dougie and Georgie, for giving

it a shot, so to speak.

Well, we look forward to seeing you next time. Thank you.

So to come on Sex, How to Do Everything, we ask a famous seducer of sportsmen if

their lust for love left them with legs of lead.

We'll also show you why the cat is a great alternative to the doggy. That's

coital alignment technique.

And we'll whet your appetite with what some claim is the ultimate orgasm,

ejaculation.

Welcome back to Sex, How to Do Everything, a comprehensive guide to,

How to do everything better. And tonight we're having better orgasms. Lots of

them. So in the next half hour, we'll uncover the immense power of the orgasm.

Our evening class continues with Laura and Ricardo showing us the CAT. That's

the coital alignment technique.

And it's one of the best ways for women to climax.

We get the results of our field study into how orgasm affects sporting

performance.

And we learn how to achieve what some people think is the ultimate female

orgasm.

Marina Lindbergh is the creator of the Orgasm Diet, which she claims has

her to orgasm over 100 times a day.

Before she discovered this diet and wrote her book, Marina rarely had

But by eating lots of protein, dark chocolate, and tons of fish oil, Marina

she has raised her testosterone levels. And this, she believes, is one of the

keys to becoming super orgasmic.

So we've heard that you can climax within 10 seconds. Is that true? Yeah.

I can have like 50 in a row.

Like that. That was fast.

No, I'm fast.

I'm fast, that's what I'm saying. I come on penetration.

So you wrote a book called The Orgasm Diet so you could share the love. Tell

about this diet and how you came upon it. I started doing things to be more

healthy and eat better, and I became spontaneously orgasmic. So I isolated

elements and figured out what was causing it and then told other women,

tried it and had the same result.

So what are some of the foods that are part of this diet?

Well, mostly it's fish oil. It's high in omega -3 fatty acids, EPA and DHA.

We evolved eating a lot of omega -3 fatty acids in our diet.

So I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat fish, and I eat a lot of soy. Does that mean

that my sex life should be terrible?

Not exactly, but you really do want to cut out tofu, soy milk, things like

and substitute something else.

Why? What's the effect?

It kills your testosterone.

So what's your personal best?

Definitely low hundreds, I would say. Maybe high hundreds.

I could keep going. I could have another one right now, too.

Yes, please.

I'll have to sort of get in the right mood because I'm excited about talking

with you. I have to sort of relax and think about men.

I wasn't sure I was going to be able to

do it.

That was it?

Yeah, I mean, it's not that. I'm used to hiding them.

Do you ever just abstain for a day?

Well, after I ovulate for two days, the ability goes away. Or if I'm coming down

with a cold, it goes away too.

And you think definitely any woman can gain this power?

She has to have good testosterone to begin with, good total testosterone, but

will help. And, yeah, it's that easy.

Well, thanks, Marina, for coming.

No pun intended.

My pleasure. I enjoyed it.

Now, if you don't fancy fish oil, try our simpler route to orgasm.

Let's see how Ricardo and Laura get to grips with the big cat in our little old

love jungle.

The cat, as you may know, stands for coital alignment technique, and it's the

best way for a lot of women and the only way for some to achieve orgasm during

intercourse.

One of the best positions for the female orgasm is the cat or coital alignment

technique.

Start in the missionary position.

Put your arms under her armpits and hold her shoulders to create as much full

body contact as you can.

Pull your body up towards her head with your body gently resting on hers until

your pelvises are aligned.

She then tips her pelvis away until only the tip of the penis is still in her

vagina.

Much of the shaft and base of the penis will now be pushing against her external

genitalia and clitoris.

She then tilts her hips up at the same time as you move down and your whole

penis fully enters her.

Repeat this hip rocking action, keeping as much full -on contact as possible.

The goal is to keep a constant pressure rubbing the area between her pubic bone

and her vaginal opening.

Bitch of a position to get the hang of, but well worth the effort if you put in

the time to figure it out. Amen, sister.

So the orgasm. We talk about it, read about it, and there are probably

of people having one right now.

But when we are having that special moment, what is actually happening to

bodies and how do we feel afterwards?

We took to the streets to ask you if having an orgasm makes you perform

outside the bedroom.

It's great. You wake up, you feel a bit more positive about the day.

An orgasm in the morning does inspire my writing.

It really helps me with my art, yeah.

You just go into work and you're so much more, you know, ecstatic and happy.

So I was this morning, so... But what of that hoary old chestnut that sex before

sport inhibits an athlete's performance?

Olympic gold medal winner Linford Christie agrees. He reckons not having

makes you more aggressive.

But legendary footballer and womanizer George Best said it never affected his

performance. So we decided to settle the debate once and for all by testing

ordinary people's sporting prowess before and after Climax. Just for fun,

course.

South London, an international athletics arena.

Four people, three men and a woman competing in the ultimate physical

against each other and themselves.

testing their body's athletic performance both pre - and post -orgasm.

Me personally, I don't think sex or any sport event actually matters.

My last orgasm I had was about seven days ago, and it was with someone.

My last orgasm was three days ago with my current boyfriend, who I'm with now.

It was a bummer.

The last time I had an orgasm is about a week ago now, last Friday, and

depressingly, I gave it to myself.

We've met the contestants.

Now let the pre -orgasm games begin.

On your marks, get set, go.

The contestants first took part in a 60 -metre hurdles dash, immediately

followed by about as intense circuit training.

Exertion's over, let's look at the contestants' pre -orgasmic combined

and circuit times.

Coming in first is amateur boxer Oliver, followed by Sunday League footballer

Andy, with keen jogger Debbie and couch potato Anthony lagging behind.

Post -race, our contestants are allowed one hour to get back to their pre -race

fitness level.

Then it's over to the pavilion, where there's no more rest for the wicked.

Time for them to unburden themselves.

All in the name of science.

While they get busy, here are some facts about the orgasm.

The longest recorded female orgasm was 43 seconds and consisted of 25 separate

contractions.

The average time for a man to recover from his orgasm and be able to have sex

again is 30 minutes.

This is known as the refractory period.

After periods of abstinence, an ejaculation can be up to six

just over a teaspoonful.

Post -orgasm, how will our contestants fare as once more we put them through

their sporting paces?

Will it be with heavy legs and heavy hearts, or will there be a newfound

in their step?

Go! And they're off.

Thrusting forward over the hurdles, there appears to be no adverse effects.

Well, maybe for some.

Sex machine Oliver, on the other hand, seems full of vim and vigor.

And to think this man has come twice in the last six hours.

Quite remarkable.

And so to the reckoning.

Has there been a change in our contestants' performance post -orgasm?

All of the men's post -orgasm performance here was slower.

Whereas our female contestant, Debbie, actually improved her performance post

-orgasm by five seconds.

So men who want to up their game should maybe think about delaying their orgasms

till after the sporting event.

And women, if you want your man to help with anything strenuous, then make sure

you ask him, please sex.

Completely shagged out.

A bit hard work.

Just, yeah, really, really, really tired.

A bit tired. Then the handjob took it out on me.

To tell us more about their orgasms and how well they perform, please welcome an

actress and model who has scored with many sporting legends, Alicia Duval.

a man who was integral to Wales' 2008 Six Nations winning squad, Lee Byrne,

sexual physician, Dr John Dean, who is here to tell us how an orgasm affects

your performance in everyday life.

Welcome to the show.

So, John, what do you make of our unscientific findings, the ones that

just seen?

Well, I think they're the happiest research subject that I've ever seen.

But how about the results? Is there any truth in the results?

This is a subject that has been researched and...

The evidence is that sporting performance is not significantly

So, Lee, how about you? Do you believe in sex before sport?

Well, some coaches do have a ban on sex before games, but certainly rugby

doesn't happen. You know, I certainly wouldn't believe in having sex before

games, and every time I've done it, I've gone out and had a man of the match, so

it can't be that bad, I suppose.

We've heard that the Welsh have been doing pretty well this year. They won

Grand Slam. Was sex before sport anyone's secret weapon?

No, obviously the girlfriends and the wives were banned from the hotel, so it

was quite difficult. Obviously there's other ways to do it, like masturbate, so

I suppose that's what we were doing. Obviously we won the Grand Slam, so we

couldn't have done it anyhow.

So a good wank before the game is maybe in order.

You've done it before a game?

I have to confess, yeah, I have, yeah. And what's the shortest time before a

game that you've missed?