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Good

morning, Luke.

Hey, how are you?

I'm good. What happened to Mike?

Uh, he got a call from work. Had to take off real quick. Oh, he couldn't even

finish his breakfast.

Yeah, I think he was in a hurry. It sucks because the pancakes are really

He's really missing out.

Yeah, they look good.

Oh, uh, what are you doing on Casper today?

Uh, you know, probably gonna kick back, relax by the pool, drink a couple

beers or something. I don't know.

I mean, it is Monday.

Yeah.

Gotta take it easy. Yeah, I gotta push through that Monday and persevere, so no

better way to do that than to relax, you know? Mike pool.

Yeah, it is. Very nice.

Yeah, had a good weekend, huh?

Yeah, me and Mikey went out all three weekends, or all three nights, so it was

pretty crazy. Yeah.

I'm exhausted.

Must be why there's a huge mess back there.

Laundry, bathroom.

Yeah, I've been meaning to get to the laundry.

I kind of procrastinate a little bit on that.

Yeah.

We should probably talk, Lucas.

About what?

Well, I mean, I know you moved in and you needed to save money, and that's

great, and I know that you have been able to, so I'm glad, but I know Mike's

going to say anything to you. Yeah. So it's going to cut right to the chase. I

mean, I'd really like to know, like, if you have a plan, you know?

Yeah, I mean, I got something going.

Oh. Yeah?

What's happening?

I mean, I'm filling out applications and it's just really difficult to get a

call back.

I'm trying.

Well, I guess at least you're trying.

That's the main point. But in the meantime, because, you know, I realize

take a while. It's hard. Job market is hard out there. But you could at least,

you know, maybe just help pick up around the house. Like laundry.

Your laundry, specifically.

You could do your own. I know the washer's really easy. It's old school.

I just don't want to break your things.

It's so easy. Really, I'll show you. We'll have a lesson day.

And meanwhile, you're by the pool, having a beer. Grab the fucking net and

the pool, you know? Isn't there a pool guy you pay for that, though? No, I

don't. Oh, shoot.

I always thought you... No, feel free. You know, there's dishes always, you

know, with the three of us here eating all the time. You know, just grab

something and do it. All right. Yeah. I think I can pitch in a little bit more.

Good. I think that's fair. And as long as you're looking, you know, I mean, I

think we can work it out, right?

Mm -hmm. All right.

I owe dishes.

Cool. I'm going to finish this breakfast.

I'm glad it was good.

Yeah.

Perfect timing.

I'll do it, though. I was kind of given what you told me I thought, and you're

right. I haven't been pulling my leg around here, and I'd like to start

in. Thank you, Luke. You're welcome.

It'll be easy. It'll be fun, right?

Do your own laundry.

I kind of figured I would start helping you out more specifically.

Right on.

I noticed that you've been a little stressed lately.

Stressed? Yeah, I mean, single, divorced, big house, all to yourself.

I'd help you relieve some of that tension.

Well, should I be a masseuse?

You can be whatever you want.

Ah, that's what I was afraid of.

Whoa, Lucas, I've known you.

For a really long time. I don't know if this is right.

But I've seen the way you look at me once, though.

10 to 18.

Oh. Hmm.

I see. You can't hide those eyes.

Well, they're there.

That's fair.

That's definitely there.

Okay.

Okay.

Is this where it happened?

Let's just say, in case this went any further than this bar right here, Mike

doesn't know about this.

Of course not.

If my friends thought long, why would I tell him?

Not a peep.

Wow.

In the dishes.

Thank you.

That's a very nice mouth you have there.

It does a lot of things.

Holy shit, yes it does.

I don't know how Mikey's dad ever left you. Holy shit. Me neither.

Oh my god.

Those millennials.

Oh, ew.

I really know what you're doing down there.

Oh my God.

I didn't know what you were doing.

Walking around this house with this fucking clock all this time.

I could tell you were looking at my dick print.

Fuck.

As good as you are at that, this is supposed to be about you relaxing.

Oh, it's true.

That is my favorite part.

I was going to say, I don't see you having any girls over here.

You

really

do use that exercise a lot.

Yeah.

on your house.

Fuck, Lucas.

That's kind of nice.

Fuck.

We can help each other out.

Yeah, that's really helping.

Jesus. Fuck.

Holy shit.

Fuck you.

Oh, God.

Yep.

Yes. That's it. Just fucking take that. That's it. That's it.

That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's right.

Oh.

That can make the biggest mess you want on me.

Wow.

This is really good. Oh, fuck yeah.

Just like that. Bounce on that fucking cot.

If it is, you're fucking right.

It is.

Yeah?

that tension out. All over my car.

Oh, fuck yeah!

Oh my god!

Keep going.

Yeah,

come again.

I have to fucking fuck that. Yeah? Yeah.

It's just

squirted

off my tongue.

God, yes.

Yes, yes I do.

Fuck you.

Yes.

I don't mean to eat that fucking cum out of your freaking hot tub.

Wow. Wow.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

That just happened.

So... It's our little secret.

Yeah, definitely.

Did I still have to do the laundry?

Fuck yeah, you do.

This is just a nice in -between little chore.

I thought I fucked my way out of it.

Oh no.

Bonuses.

But if I do this, I can still stay here, right?

Yeah, just go do the laundry, please. Okay.

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