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I call master bedroom. You're sleeping in the stables, man.

I don't mind a roll in the hay.

Not bad, Josie.

Pretty good joint for a party, I'd say. I know it's nothing fancy or anything,

but I figured it would be a nice place for us to kick it,

you know?

Yeah, we're gonna take it.

Ever since my Mimi died.

Uh, no one's known what to do with a barn, you know?

Everyone always arguing over who deserves it more.

I figure we might as well enjoy it, anyhow, right?

So, as long as we clean up, um, no one will know we were even here. Where's

room, Josie?

Oh, uh, you guys can totally take my old room.

We'll just take whatever's cleanest, if that's cool.

Well, there are a bunch of rooms.

For everyone.

If you want to check them out, you can follow me.

Oh,

jackpot. What do we got?

This is Helen Killer.

This is Helicopter.

What could this be?

Oh shit.

Yeah.

Sorry if it's a little stuffy in here.

This should help.

Thank you.

I'm so happy the whole gang was able to come up. Well, it was either this or go

on Jim Han's family boat for the weekend.

But you know what that would have meant.

Ew, oh my god.

You made the right choice.

It's a real shame, honestly. I would have done it with probably anyone else

camp. Just to get to go on the boat.

What was that?

I know. She looks like a baby.

Wait, what? Why is this?

She's coming.

Oh, my

God. Josie, is that you?

Look how going you were.

It's been forever since I've seen them all together like this.

Maybe that's enough.

Come on, Amanda. I'm ready to swim.

Ew.

You're crying.

Guinea dipping anyone?

Eric, tell me!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

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Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stop

What's up?

Cop him up, Simon.

My hair is totally tanked. I'd take a shower, but I feel like the pond water

probably cleaner, right?

We can smoke in here, right, Josie?

Yeah. Totally.

Totally. Nothing like smoking inside.

So, Rachel, what do you think? Do you think you and Eric are going to finally

it? I don't know. I feel like if it's meant to happen, it'll happen, you know?

That's romantic.

You know, Josie, if you, like, made a move on Paul or Scott, they would, like,

totally go for you.

True, except Paul and Scott are, like, completely inseparable.

But hey, if that's the kind of thing you're into.

Whoa.

Sorry. Dog.

You're disgusting.

Are you okay?

I'm feeling pretty good about this trip.

One final weekend for old times' sake, you know?

Go up loose end. Yeah, I didn't really have much choice in the matter, seeing

how I got my ride back to the city.

What?

Huh? What'd you say?

What loose end?

I don't know, you know.

We're all still young.

Gotta take advantage.

Right. All of us together, like alone out here in the woods.

Yeah.

First term.

Oh, what? So you're such a rebel, you can't recognize a good lay when you see

one? Come on, give me a break.

This is what we're made for. What our ancestors would have wanted.

Jesus Christ.

Hello?

General?

Reporting for duty, sir.

This trip is about doing exactly what we want.

We're here all alone in God knows where

They're closest friends and our greatest enemies.

And after this weekend, we'll probably never see each other again.

So the way I see it, we have nothing to lose.

We leave the past behind and look towards the future.

To the future!

Okay, maybe we close the trunk for now.

Guys! Guys, listen to me!

I just found out that it's party time.

Hey, Josie, who's that?

Um, one second.

It's my great -grandmother.

And then the little one would be my grandma.

Do they live here?

They did.

But not anymore. They passed before I was born.

I can see the resemblance.

Thanks.

To Camp Edomblog!

Hey, Josie. Boo!

Oh,

my

God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Thank you.

Ew! Sorry. I didn't mean to surprise you.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'm a little jumpy.

Uh, listen, I'm sorry about those guys. They're just a bunch of assholes, you

know? They can really be like untrained animals.

No, it's all right.

I appreciate you saying that, though.

Hey, um... Do you have to dance?

What? Come on. Just have a little fun. You're on vacation, right?

You can't let them have all the fun or anything. Come on.

Cut it out, goofball.

Little what?

Do you have any cards or anything?

I feel like they would chill out if we played some poker or something.

Yeah. Yeah, that's a great idea.

Are you watching something?

Oh, no.

No. Sorry.

Come on, come on, choose one.

Uh... Not that one.

Um, you're a jerk.

I'm sorry, sir.

Could you, like, get a room already?

Seriously. Hey, you know, there's a lot of rooms in this place, and if you'll

listen to privacy, I can help you look around.

Paul, no.

Idiot.

What?

Nice one, man.

No, really.

No, I think he loved that. Can we play the game?

My man is really desperate. I've had a dry summer. What can I say?

Hang in there, buddy. Well, it's real hard to get any with you around. Yeah,

don't you leave some for the rest of us?

Did Amanda go to bed?

What happened to my dress, Amanda?

Boy, they ruined it.

You should have been more careful.

You shouldn't be here at all.

Something must be done.

Something must be done.

Oh, my God, Amanda.

It was just... You fell asleep on the couch, so we came here and...

It's nice not having a bunch of little creeps to deal with first thing in the

morning, huh?

If I had to wake up to one more dweeb telling me, I wet the bed, I would

probably...

You guys are too much.

I'm so hungover.

I can't believe you made out with Paul.

No, shut the fuck up.

Idiot. Oh, my God, he really did go out.

I feel like I got hit by a car, you guys.

Rachel, do you have any aspirin?

I don't have anything in the house, Josie.

Ew, no, I'm not trying to take, like, 18th century medicine.

I know this might not be what you want to hear, but I think I know the one and

only thing that can cure you. What?

A little volleyball anyone?

Bye. Bye.

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

Amanda?

What are you doing?

Check this out.

Yo, Josie.

Hey.

Doing okay?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just taking a breather.

It's beautiful out here.

If I had a place like this, I'd be out here all the time.

It's nice to see it through others' eyes, I guess.

Sometimes... Old memories can make you see a place differently.

When's the last time you were out here?

Not for a few years.

My mother had an episode here once.

After that, my dad refuses to come back.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I'm glad we were all able to come here together.

Yeah. Yeah, well, it definitely beats being in the city, you know?

It's just so loud and there's just garbage everywhere.

I'd take the city over this place any day.

Just like the one inside, huh?

What? These are her clothes from yesterday.

That little creep's really going to get it now.

Where is he? I can help you look for Simon.

He can visit me in the city anytime.

You mean it?

Of course.

That would be nice.

You know, maybe, uh...

Maybe you'll live there someday.

Me? In the city?

I can't even imagine.

I can imagine it.

Yeah? Yeah, of course.

I mean, I'd rather run into you in the city than Eric.

So we'll just run into each other then?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'll be seeing you around.

Rachel? I want you to find me, Eric.

Rachel, wait up!

Rachel?

Wait up!

Where did everyone go?

I don't know. Let's get out of here.

You know, Eric, you're the type of guy that can really talk the talk.

Yeah?

But can you walk the walk?

I guess there's only one way to find out.

We get it already!

I don't even think that that's done.

Hey.

What? Is it the big bad wolf or something?

I'll huff and I'll puff.

This place is going to fall apart.

I can't believe Josie thought that bringing her here would make her think

was cool.

Doesn't she see that the only reason we're here is that Rachel loves her

kids? Yeah, at least Josie's better than a man at volleyball.

Yeah, true.

Someone grab a blanket or something downstairs.

We gotta get this covered up.

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday dear Josie. Happy birthday to you.

Oh, great. Pack that over here. We'll patch this up.

Take longer. What's wrong with you?

Guys, it's still alive.

What are we going to do?

Hey, you come so often, God, look at this!

What's wrong?

Oh, no!

So?

Not bad for your first time.

Very funny.

You stay right here, hot shot. I'm going to get us a couple beers.

Maybe give you a second try.

Let me wait out of here, Simon.

What are we gonna do? It's okay, Jody. It's gonna be fine. Stop saying that

going to be fine. You don't know that it's going to be fine.

Also, you don't know him. You're not even his friend. I'm his friend.

Why is this the A -team? Where the fuck is Eric?

Amanda? Is everything okay?

Yes, Josie.

Everything is totally okay.

It is so actually better than okay.

What are you talking about, Amanda?

What do you want, Josie?

You want to be liked?

You want friends?

Is that what would make you happy?

You want a guy?

Is that it?

Here's what I realized, Josie.

No one gives a shit about what you want.

And then you take it.

That's what I realized.

I don't want...

For sure.

What

do

you say, Eric?

Ready for second base?

I don't know why the fuck we trusted Josie and came to this stupid shithole

bumfuck nowhere.

All right, all right.

Let's just figure out how we're going to get out of here. I don't know.

I don't know what's going on.

We never should have come here.

We're all on the same team here, guys.

We just need to figure out how to get Eric some help as soon as possible.

I saw something.

What?

I saw something on the home video.

When we were watching yesterday?

No, after that.

It came on by itself, and it was wrong. Something was really wrong.

What was wrong with the video?

You know how a family is?

There are things... Yeah?

There are things that you don't talk about.

I think in my family, we have a lot of those.

I'm going to get us the fuck out of here. Goodbye.

Scott, you shouldn't go alone.

You can't leave without us, Simon. We can just get the car running, then we

get Eric to a hospital.

Just leave.

And wait here.

Take care of Eric until we know we're safe to leave.

Okay.

Welcome home, Jonesy.

Get out of here.

I'm

so

sorry, Rachel.

Fuck.

I never meant for any of this to happen. I... I never meant to drag you guys all

into this.

It's gonna be okay though, I promise.

Rachel?

Rachel?

Rachel! Rachel!

Rachel, wake up!

Paul. Paul.

Paul, it's me, man.

You don't have to do this.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Paul, come on.

What's going on?

It's okay. It's okay.

Where's Simon?

He'll be back. Soon. I promise.

Oh, Josie.

Tell me everything's gonna be okay. Please tell me everything's gonna be

Everything's gonna be okay.

Everything's gonna be... Okay.

There's no erasing the past, Rachel.

You can try to ignore it.

You can try to push it away.

But it will always be there.

We have no control over that.

But you know what we do have control over?

The future.

Thank you.

Oh.

Well that's not good.

Can't tell where she is, Josie.

Where is she?

Where is she?

Always meaning constant change.

Especially for Meg.

Josie. So desperate for friends.

So alone.

Don't you see, Josie?

This is where you belong.

This is where you're meant to be.

This is your home, Josie.

Stay here, Josie. Stay here.

Bye, girls.

What happened, Josie?

You thought you could make it all just go away?

Move to the big city?

Leave us all behind?

No, no, not soon.

We're still here.

We'll always be here.

Because we're family, Josie.

And family is.

Rachel.

It's going to be okay.

It's going to be okay.

We got this.

Come on, come on, come on. Okay, okay.

You got it. You got it.

Listen,

we've gotten this far.

We're going to make it out, okay?

Listen, I just need you to try it one more time, okay?

It's going to work.

We got this.

Okay, okay.

Try it, try it.

You got it.

Simon? Yeah?

I think I'm ready to trim.

Oh, damn.