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[♪ opening theme music playing]

♪ Agent P Under C ♪

The "C" stands for cover.

[device ringing]

Aloha, Agent P.

Aloha can mean either "hello" or "goodbye."

In this case, hello.

Weddings across the globe are being infiltrated

by the Three Dovesketeers.

A trio of lady birds working for the evil organization, A.N.A.T.H.E.M.A.

Every time a happy couple ties the knot and releases the doves,

these thieves take off with all their wedding gifts.

So I need you to stage a fake wedding and catch them in the act.

This is your bride.

Do you, Perry,

take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?

And do you, uh, take

this tiny teal man

to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I'm sorry. I cannot find result

for offly shredded houseplant.

Then, by the power vested in me,

I now pronounce you married.

- [crowd clapping] - Kissing sound.

Release the doves!

- [doves cooing, cawing] - [crowd gasps]

Activate watercraft. Vroom-vroom.

- [engine revving] - Ah!

[cawing, screaming]

[mechanical giggle]

[Robo-Bride] Activate Rocket. Vroom.

[caws]

[Robo-Bride] Oh, no.

[Dovesketeer cackles]

[mechanical groan]

[mechanical purr, whirr]

[caws in surprise]

- [annoyed caw] - [Major] Aloha, ladies.

And this time, I mean goodbye! [chuckles]

Ah, Monogram. [laughs]

Oh, look, the happy couple.

Congratula...