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[♪ opening theme music playing]

♪ Agent P Under C ♪

♪ The C stands for cover ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Good evening, Agent P, and might I say you're looking as fly as ever.

Your mission is to keep a musical superstar safe.

Her name is Diva. She's a living icon.

Her talent? Limitless.

Diva plans to perform her hit song You Slithered Into My Heart

while wearing a boa constrictor.

But, that's no ordinary reptile.

Her name? Venoma. An undercover agent from the group Anathema.

[Major Monogram reading]

Venoma's fangs are full of mind control poison.

- Hmm? - [snarls]

Her plan is to bite Diva and make her perform a song

telling her audience to obey Anathema.

Diva must be protected. She's a national treasure.

But, more importantly,

I already bought my tickets to see her in Tokyo.

[crowd cheering]

Diva! Diva! It's me, Francis! I'm part of the D-hive!

Hey, everyone! It's time to slither.

♪ You slithered into my heart ♪

[grunts]

♪ I knew it right from the start ♪

♪ And now I never wanna be apart ♪

♪ Because you slithered right into my heart ♪

♪ I hear you hiss in my head ♪

♪ One single kiss and I'm dead ♪

♪ Don't wanna miss out being newlywed ♪

♪ I must be losing my mind because you hiss in my head ♪

♪ Slither, slither Hiss, hiss ♪

♪ Slither, slither Hiss, hiss ♪

- I love you, Danville! - [audience cheering]

You slithered into my heart.

I think it fell asleep. Also, some of its teeth fell out.

[Major Monogram] Great work, Agent P.

You have just one remaining mission.

Get me Diva's autograph.

Please? Pretty please?