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We need to get This guy help as soon as

Possible.

Yeah.

He Doesn't look good.

Are you checking His breathing?

Yeah, yeah, I'm watching him.

Hey, do you really think The sirens are warranted?

I think this Qualifies as an emergency.

If there's fallout I'll deal with it later.

I just can't believe Someone would do this.

Put him in a Tube and mail him.

You know, I think That maybe he is a she.

She's just kind of got That look in her eye

You know.

I just hope We make it in time.

I just...I Just hope we make it.

A white-bellied caique Is one of the most popular

Pet species in the world.

So consequently the main Cause of its demise is the

Pet trade.

So how is This one looking?

Well, let's just say It's a good thing you got

Here as quickly as You did; an hour longer

Might've been a Different story.

Sirens, emergency Circumstances confirmed.

The bottom line is This bird is gonna be

Okay.

I'll keep you Updated on his progress.

Please do doctor.

Dr. Womack, Please report to room 7

For a code 46 stat.

Sorry, that's me.

Can you keep an eye on The bird for a minute?

Sure.

Code 46, What is that?

Dog having trouble Digesting homework?

Good one.

Hello little tweety, You're so very cute...

Really, is That necessary?

Yes.

All animals respond to Affection, some humans do

Too.

Yeah, I Don't know about that.

But birds, birds Can't be trusted.

Trusted?

With what, your secrets?

No, those Beaks, they're sharp.

Come on Mitch, don't be like that.

Try talking to her.

Come on.

Okay.

Hello bird.

Ah!

Oh, it's down, Go get the bird.

Okay, oh yeah.

Well at least we Know she's okay.

Not sure I can say The same about you.

I was just Taken aback, alright?

See, now I told you, the Birds can't be trusted.

You're Showing me what again?

A new move I'm Working on for the

End-of-year dance.

I call it the Noahconstrictor.

What is this?

New dance Move, get ready.

Wait, can you Guys talk about one thing

First.

You guys ready For this weekend?

Preston/noah: what's Happening this weekend?

I can't believe Both of you forgot.

It's our 10 year Anniversary of the...

Time capsule.

Wow, has it Really been 10 years?

The who capsule?

10 years ago, the Time capsule, we filled it

With all of our Favorite stuff.

It's Time to dig it up.

Where Did we bury it?

Geez, you don't Remember anything do you?

I remember this.

Get ready for the Noahconstrictor.

Wait, do you Even have a date for this

Dance?

Trust me, I'll have One once I master this

Move.

Interesting, A little chicken/egg

Paradox.

Yeah, whatever You say professor.

Watch this.

Ah!

Noah!

Noah, are you okay?

I think I Just cracked the egg.

So someone Captures the bird in south

America, sedates it, puts It in this tube and gets

It through customs by Taping it to their leg?

Yeah.

And then they Mail that tube.

With The bird inside?

Right.

To an unwitting or witting Buyer in the states.

Unbelievable.

And the buyer in This case was?

Myron bell.

He lives at...Oh, get This...1313 mockingbird

Lane.

No way!

Come on, you Can't be serious.

No, That's what it says.

Unless the guys are Messing with me again.

You know, we Should get started on

Social media profiles For this myron bell.

Oh, Already on that.

And this has gotta be our Guy 'cause he's a member

Of the triple-a.

You mean The car people?

No, no, no, The american avian

Appreciation society.

Oh, of course.

There we go, We got his address.

So what do you say we fly Over there and pay him a

Visit?

Or we Could just drive.

Oh, I see, it's Only funny when you do it,

Right?

So what are The doctors telling you?

I'm in a Chair for 4 weeks.

So much for the Noahconstrictor.

So much for that Trip to dig up the time

Capsule this weekend.

It's waited 10 Years, what's another 4

Weeks?

Hey, look on the Bright side, now you get

To roll with me.

I already Roll with you.

Look, I just got these Light-ups but they're not

Switching colors because I don't take steps.

Look, why don't You come by my house after

Class, I'll give you a Little wheelchair 101.

This could be a good Opportunity for you to

Walk a mile in Another man's shoes.

Whatever.

Ah!

Maybe Don't do that.

Inspector sir, Would you please put that

Mallard down, that's my Favorite piece of duck

Memorabilia.

Okay.

Mr. Bell, we need To know who sold you that

Bird.

Well I don't Know his name, I bought it

Online.

You know, the internet, It can be kind of a scary

Place and I Prefer my anonymity.

That doesn't Exactly put you in a more

Favorable light sir.

But...But I love birds.

And the guy who sold me This one said that it was

Abandoned by its mother.

He told me that this Would be a totally humane

Process.

Well did he also Tell you that purchasing

An endangered species Is a federal offense?

Federal offense?

But I was just Trying to help.

I put his cage Together and everything.

See, it's nice.

Well can you tell Us how you paid for the

Bird?

I used an Online payment service.

And have you ever Bought any other animals

Or anything else From this seller?

Oh no, no, no, no.

I've never even actually Bought a bird before.

Generally I kind of like To keep my distance from

Them.

To be honest, up close Birds kind of freak me

Out.

Their beaks, they're Sharper than they look.

I feel really, really bad.

Look, I will do Anything I can to help.

Well you can start By handing over all the

Information you Have on the seller.

Oh Yeah, yeah I will.

Um...Oh, my laptop.

I can give you the emails And browsing history.

I have some chat history.

There's a spreadsheet...

We just need the Information relevant to

The case sir.

Alright, first Thing you want to learn is

The brakes.

Let's say you want to grab Something on the ground,

You just lock them Off so you don't slide.

Or I can Just use this.

You could, but That's kind of a shortcut.

You want to use that when You're grabbing things up

In high places.

Or for pinching.

Okay Noah, noah, noah!

Focus, we've a Lot to go over.

Now if you want, you can Move your clothes down to

A lower level so They're easier to get to.

I think I'll Just stick with this.

Okay, okay, okay.

Stop!

You know, hey, I have To get to work, alright?

But keep working on those Brakes, they're gonna be

Your best friend.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Alrighty.

Nice try.

Hey mitch, any News on the white-bellied

Caique?

Why yes, they are Known as the rodeo clowns

Of the parrot world.

And?

Um...They're Very rare in the wild.

I was thinking More along the lines of

Information that could Help us catch the bird

Smuggler.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Our techs started digging

Into myron bell's Computer this morning.

They figure they'll have The seller's ip address in

About 15 minutes.

Got it.

Or now.

What have You got preston?

So we traced The ip address used on the

Days that myron tagged, it Belongs to someone named

Tony cahill.

Tony cahill huh?

Anything in that ip Address that could get us

A physical address?

We got that too.

Looks like an apartment.

Not the nicest Neighborhood in the world.

They Usually aren't.

Good work preston.

Hey, look what Came in from dr. Womack

At the zoo clinic.

She said our feathered Friend is doing much

Better.

She even ate an entire Plate of papaya this

Morning.

Oh no, they Should've given her

Mangos.

They love mangos.

Just because I Manage the apartment

Building doesn't mean I get involved in my

Tenants' lives.

I Understand ma'am.

But we're looking for tony Cahill so any information

That you have Would be very helpful.

Anything at all.

Tony's out of town.

Said he'd be back in The next couple of days.

Look, I don't like to get Involved in other peoples'

Business, but he Does travel a lot.

He's got this ex-wife, Delores, she's still

Chasing him For the alimony.

He watches a lot of tv; Animal shows and old kung

Fu movies.

Maybe that explains why he Eats chinese three days a

Week; moo shu Pork usually.

Ma'am, ma'am, You said he watched animal

Shows?

Yeah, that's What it sounds like to me.

Not that I'm Listening or anything.

No.

But you hear animal noises Coming from his apartment.

Any particular animal?

Birds I guess.

You think he's Keeping birds?

'cause that's gonna Be an extra deposit.

There you go.

Alright, 3 more.

Why are we Doing this again?

Upper Body strength.

You ever wonder how I can Roll around all day and

Not get tired?

I can't believe you Have to work this hard.

Usually I just watch you Lift weights while I amuse

Myself with viral videos.

It's a whole different Ballgame when you actually

Have to lift the weights.

Alright, You know what, take 5.

Ah, nice.

5 hours.

Let's watch a Movie, maybe two?

No, no, No, no, 5 minutes.

I still have to do Biceps and wrists.

And then after that I'm Gonna teach you how to get

Out of bed.

Thanks but I...

Oh, and There's also nutrition.

We have to talk about what To eat, what not to eat,

What to drink...

Dude, I don't Think I need this much...

Oh and driving, Now that gets tricky,

Driving...

Preston, I'm gonna Be out of the chair in 4

Weeks.

Ah, I get it.

Noah; I'm sorry Man, I didn't mean...

No, no, no, It's cool, it's cool.

And hey, things might Be changing for me.

I have an appointment Tomorrow with the

Specialist, they've been Tracking my therapy and

Progress.

They say they should have A pretty good idea of what

I can expect.

That's great.

Yeah.

Are you nervous?

Nervous?

What?

No, I'm pumped.

Now back to work.

Hey, How's it going here?

Hey.

At last, someone Who's brought provisions.

What is this?

That's The time capsule.

I dug it up.

I didn't want to miss our Anniversary so I figured

If you can't get to the Capsule, the capsule can

Come to you.

Oh, look at that, It's my derek jeter all

Star card with The misspelling.

This thing's gotta be Worth like a million

Bucks.

And it'll be worth 2 Million in 10 more years,

Back in the capsule.

Uh, fine.

Oh, there you Are, my rabbit's foot.

My luck's about to change.

Preston/veronica: Back in the capsule.

Hey v, Remember this?

Oh my gosh, This is my 10-year wish.

Remember we all made a Wish about what we'd be

Doing in 10 years?

Yeah.

When I'm 19 I Want to dance on top of

The eiffel tower.

Noah Look, here's yours.

I'm gonna Be an astronaut.

I remember this now.

Preston, where's yours?

I don't Know, I don't see it.

Oh here, take this.

Good luck for your Doctor's appointment.

Thanks man But I don't need that.

Thanks for coming in Preston, mrs. Wainwright.

I've reviewed your records And consulted with your

Physical therapist.

And What do you think?

How soon before I can Start learning to stand up

Again?

Well honestly preston, We're not seeing the

Progress that We'd hoped for.

The sensation you Felt doesn't seem to be

Increasing or even coming Back at all, correct?

Well, it was Just that one time but...

And although we don't Want to rule anything out,

We feel you should...We Feel you shouldn't get

Your hopes up.

I think it's time for you To start working with what

You have and Hope for the best.

I made brownies...

... I bought brownies.

I Don't want brownies.

I know...

... And I know what dr. Flecker said wasn't what

You wanted to hear.

Mom, I really Don't want to talk about

It.

Okay, okay.

But he didn't say it Was hopeless, he said you

Should just keep doing What you've been doing.

What if I'm Waiting for something

That's never gonna come?

Then we'll Deal with that together.

I know it's hard, but Preston there are so many

People who love you, Who care about you.

When it gets too hard to Believe in yourself let us

Do it for you.

One, two, Eight, nine, ten, woo.

Woo...

Dude?

Buddy?

Bro?

Man, come back to me, we Got weights to lift and

Stuff.

What's the point?

He didn't say there Was no chance, it's just

Gonna take time.

Look noah, I...I don't expect you to

Understand.

You know What, you're right.

I used to think I had some Idea of what your life

Must be like but I had no Idea what you go through

Every day.

And I have no idea what It feels like to have your

Doctor take Your hope away.

But you are still Here man, and so am I.

And whether you walk Or not, I'll be here.

10, 20, 100 Years from now.

The way You eat, good luck.

There he is.

Look man, I...I...Just need a little

Time to process That's all, you know?

Whatever You need man.

Thank you.

Tony cahill?

Yeah, who's asking?

United States postal inspectors.

This gentleman is from The department of fish and

Wildlife.

And you're under Arrest for mailing an

Endangered species.

What are You talking about?

Talking about A caique in a tube.

A what?

What's a caique?

Well It's a small...

Never mind, turn around, Put your hands behind your

Back.

Look, you Got the wrong guy.

Endangered species?

Why would I Mail an animal?

I hate animals.

All animals.

Dogs, cats, reptiles, Birds...Especially birds.

You can't trust them, Their beaks are so sharp.

Eh?

Yeah.

Did your Bag just squawk?

That wasn't my bag.

There are birds Everywhere around here.

Oh, Hello little guys.

I believe this Is your jurisdiction.

Take good care of Them, they've been through

A lot.

They love papaya.

Mangos.

Okay, Just a little further.

Where are we?

We're right Where we hoped we'd be.

10 years ago we made Wishes about where we'd

Find ourselves now.

Remember, I Wanted to dance on the

Eiffel tower?

Well it's not quite paris But you can't beat the

View.

And I wanted To be an astronaut.

Up here is as close to the Stars as you can get, at

Least in the metro d.C. Area.

And you preston, Our selfless, noble

Preston, had one wish.

You found it...

... I just want to be with My best friends noah and

Veronica.

And here we are, Right where we hoped we'd

Be.

Good news inspectors, This caique will make a

Full recovery.

How about the ones In mr. Cahill's duffel

Bag?

They'll be fine too, We're taking good care of

Them.

So what's gonna Happen to this bird?

We'll keep him here At the national zoo so the

Rehabilitation can Be done properly.

Would you like to say Goodbye to the little guy?

Little guy?

It's a boy?

See, I told you, Birds can't be trusted.

I'll give You a moment.

I could've Swore that was a girl.

See?

Bye bye dude.

Talking to birds...

... Hey....Yeah, little dude I'll tell you what, do me

A favor and keep Your beak down, huh?

Stay out of trouble.

That's a boy.

Today's episode Dealt with smuggling

Endangered species From a foreign country.

Although most of you won't Be dealing with smugglers

Through the mail there's A common item that comes

Across our borders that You might receive; an

Invitation to play A foreign lottery.

If you've ever thought About buying that foreign

Lottery ticket and winning Millions of dollars, think

Again.

It's illegal to play Foreign lotteries in the

United states and It's impractical.

Unlike playing in your State's lottery, many

Foreign lottery agents Take your money and don't

Even buy the tickets.

It's a losing proposition.

Some scammers will tell You you've won and try to

Charge you a fee to Collect non-existent

Winnings.

And once you play you'll Be put on a list and you

Can count on receiving More chances to play and

Lose.

Be smart, don't take A chance on a foreign

Lottery.