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Paychecks, Heart medicine, new credit

Cards, social security Checks, pension checks and

Birthday cash.

What else have they stolen From your mailboxes?

And my Designer argyle sweater.

V-neck or crew?

V-neck.

Oh, good man.

V-neck is really the Only choice for argyle.

Noted.

So what are you Guys gonna do about it?

We're the third complex In the area to be hit.

But we've already Contacted your local

Police department and They'll be increasing

Patrols in your Neighborhood.

We've also been Reviewing the surveillance

Footage from your Complexes and we hope to

Have id's on the Suspects very soon.

Solving These break-ins is a top

Priority for us.

Folks, thank you.

Thanks for coming in.

And we will inform you If there are any further

Changes.

And please get in Touch with us if you see

Anything suspicious or Anyone looks out of place

In your buildings.

Thank you.

I'm preston Wainwright and this is my

Mom amanda.

She's a united states Postal inspector which

Means she solves any Crime that uses the mail.

My dad was an inspector Too, one of the best,

Until I lost him and the Use of my legs in a car

Accident.

Now I'm following my own Dream with an internship

In the crime lab and the Help of my best friends.

Together we are The inspectors.

Alright, nice job.

Here you go, now Get out of here.

Alright guys, Let's get started.

I want cash right there, I want checks and money

Orders right there, and I Want the bank statements

Right here next to me.

Guys, I want you to check Everything, you never know

What kind of Treasure we're gonna find.

Ah, see, pension Check right here.

Easy to wash, Nice big number.

Huh?

What else we got?

Eh, lookie here.

Check it out guys, And it's my size.

Eh?

I Need some coffee.

You Gonna get coffee?

I'm gonna get tea.

Hey guys.

Hey.

Hey.

Amy?

One more piece please.

What are You, practicing for a

Pie-eating contest?

How many pieces Have you had so far?

Who's counting?

Guys, I think I'm in love.

Yeah, With dessert.

No, with the New waitress amy.

She's cute.

She's in law school.

An older Woman, good for you.

Wait, wait, wait, That means she's what,

Like 5 years Older than you?

Hey, abe lincoln was 9 years older than mary

Todd.

Yeah, and we all Know how that worked out

For him.

Got it.

No dates at the theater.

Alright, It's your last one.

You're Cutting me off?

No, it's the last Piece in the entire place.

You've cleared us out.

Hah, Mission accomplished.

Wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, you've never

Had any luck with girls Your own age, what makes

You think you're gonna Have a chance with a woman

Like amy?

Again, I Think it's great.

I'm gonna go with Veronica on this one.

There are way too Many fingerprints on these

Mailboxes to get Anything we can use.

And forget the Doors, too much traffic.

They must've made A skeleton key to get into

These boxes.

They're Getting so brazen.

It's like an epidemic.

Yeah, especially In these nicer buildings.

But let's hope our Surveillance camera gives

Us something we can use.

Well, after Reviewing hours of

Riveting footage I Actually found something

That might get You started.

Now these are the best Shots I could get and

They're looking outward And out of focus, but

Check it out.

There's More than one perp.

Mmm hmm.

But they're putting Everything in a baby

Carriage.

Makes them look Like a young couple who

Lives in the building.

Mmm hmm.

Oh, so whoever is Master-minding this has

Got a small crew and then Preys on young couples

Like this to Get the money.

Yeah, and he gets Them to do his dirty work.

I'm guessing there Are a lot of these minnows

Out there.

Let's hope they can Lead us to the big fish.

Hope so.

Anything Else for you guys?

You can tell Me where you got that

Necklace, it's gorgeous.

Oh, I went Backpacking through europe

Last summer.

Italy, croatia, The dalmatian coast.

I love dalmatians.

Hah, nice.

I just got back from Summer abroad in italy.

Parle italiano?

Si, Bella lingua.

Belle piase.

Lor adoro.

Mi sono Innamorata quattro volte.

Gelato, pasta, Cannolis, gelato.

I'll be right back With your check.

Thanks.

Was any of That about me?

No.

And be glad she didn't Notice that you confused a

Region on the adriatic Sea with puppies from a

Children's movie.

Is she single?

I think so.

She did talk about being In love, but that was just

About food.

Our first Thing in common.

Okay, here's the plan.

There's a plan?

Oh there's Always a plan.

I'm gonna go to the Bathroom and when she

Comes back talk me up.

Romantic.

I know, right.

Too much pie.

Oh no, is there Something wrong with it?

No, no, it was Sick, I'm just feeling

Excellent.

Reverse that.

It was excellent, I'm just feeling sick.

I'm a guy who Thinks your pie is fly.

Get it together Waldman, you sound like

Dr. Seuss.

I...I think Your friend might be sick.

Oh...

Is He gonna be alright?

Yeah, he's fine.

He's just joking around.

He's really funny, a Lot of fun to be around.

Great guy.

Sure, yeah, He seems like it.

He grows on ya.

These just Came up from downstairs.

Great.

No prints and the Apartment surveillance

Photos gave us no facial Recognition so time to

Start seeding.

Seeding?

It's a tactic we Use to catch mail thieves.

We work with building Superintendents to plant

Encoded gift cards In their mailboxes.

Then when the Thieves steal the mail and

Try to use the cards the Stores notify us the same

Day.

Then we can Get security camera

Information from the store And that gives us a clear

Register photo, sometimes Even a driver's license.

If we're really Lucky we get a legit

Address.

Cool.

What if they don't use it?

Well then the Thieves win round 1.

But only round 1.

Oh we get Them in round 2.

She's Older so just because

You're funny and cute& You think I'm cute?

Stop.

Hey, Focus, alright?

She might think there's Something there but that

Doesn't necessarily mean She's interested so just

Play it cool, She'll come to you.

Wrong.

Women want to feel like They're interesting so you

Need to act interested.

Just because you're busy Doesn't mean you're not

Available.

But if a woman Says that she's busy with

School and work you Have to respect that.

Wrong again.

I'm not telling you to Stalk her but you need to

Make an effort.

Women want men to Make an effort.

Yeah, good advice.

Maybe you two Should follow it.

Well good News or bad news?

Bad News first always.

Well another Apartment complex has been

Robbed.

Good news?

It's one of the Complexes that we seeded

With the gift cards.

You guys really Outdid yourselves this

Time.

Tell you what, Here's some gift cards.

Take them, go on.

Consider them a gratuity For a job well done.

Amy, hey.

Hey!

You... ?

Noah, from The university grind.

Pie guy.

You got sick in The bathroom.

Wow, you remembered.

Yeah, so nice day huh?

I've got to get to my Next class, it's kind of

Far.

Me too.

You've got to Get to my next class?

Yeah...No.

I'm actually Going the other way.

I'm a film major.

Really?

That's cool.

I wanted to do film school But my parents didn't

Support it.

Literally or figuratively.

So here I am, law school.

Yeah, my parents Are kind of like that too.

They aren't so sure about My career in the arts so

Things are a Little tense right now.

Well, Stick to your guns.

I admire dedication.

Oh I am totally Dedicated to sticking to

My guns.

Now I know you have No reason to go this way

So aren't you still Heading in the wrong

Direction?

Yeah, Yeah, of course.

But I'm always looking For a more scenic route.

This is scenic?

It sure is.

See you later.

Right, of course.

See you later.

Alright.

I like that.

How you doing?

Okay...

Here you go Boss, one medium roast,

Gas station coffee.

Mmm...Glad to see You're no longer a coffee

Snob.

Oh now don't get Carried away, there's

Still 100 percent Arabica beans in there.

Inspector wainwright.

Thank you.

Just got a hit on The encoded gift card.

Fantastic.

Did you Bring donuts?

No.

Right now you're Looking at a felony for

Stealing mail.

Now that felony can turn Into a misdemeanor if you

Cooperate.

We know you're not in Charge of this operation,

That's the person We're looking for.

Help us and Help yourselves.

Now we can't Make any promises but the

Assistant u.S.

Attorney might take it Into consideration, so

Come on, take this Opportunity, help

Yourselves out.

Where did You deliver the mail?

Give us an address.

Her shift Is almost over.

I think giving Her a book is a nice idea.

It's not traditional Like flowers or whatever.

It's cool, right?

Yes it's great.

It's all about The italian directors.

She likes italy And she likes film.

I'm just Amazed you thought of it.

I'm amazed and You thought of it.

Go, now.

I gotta wait until She's finished with work.

Should I wrap this?

No, That's too much.

Dude, no.

Just go.

Oh hi!

How's it going?

Good.

I had a long day.

Sorry man.

Maybe It's her uncle.

Cousin Or something.

Grandfather.

That Guy's really strong.

What did you get?

Well, the manager Says our guy checked out

Early this morning, Paid cash, no further

Information.

He didn't Leave much here either.

What else did she say?

Well there was a Steady stream of traffic

And the maid said that There was an unusual

Amount of garbage from the Room when he checked out.

Maybe he left Something in the trash.

Think the garbage Man has come yet?

Well there's Only one way to find out.

Yep.

This is Really distressing.

I don't even like to Sit on motel bedspreads.

I can only Imagine what's in here.

This place must've Had an all-you-can-eat

Shrimp night.

You know, and that Is exactly why I carry

This.

Come on, don't hate me Because I come prepared.

Unopened Government envelopes mixed

In with advertising mail.

Okay, we're in The right place.

Whoa, hey, got a burner.

Looks like someone Took the sim card out.

Hopefully it's in Here somewhere.

I'm going in.

Ah!

We got a Little something for ya.

Okay.

Might be able to get Something off of this.

Send this to our digital Evidence specialist.

How quickly Can we get it back?

Might take a day Or two but I'll get them

On it right away.

What smells like shrimp?

Oh.

I almost made a Complete fool of myself.

Now I know how these Guys feel; depressed and

Melancholy.

Maybe this whole Experience will make me a

Better film maker.

Can't hurt.

Look man, I'm really sorry I haven't been around for

The whole you And amy thing.

There is No me and amy.

I think I've just Been focused on the whole

Situation between Veronica and I.

Yeah, what's Going on there exactly?

When you guys locked lips, Now I can cut the awkward

With a steak knife.

I don't know man.

I mean the kiss was great But with everything going

On we sort of decided To take things slow, you

Know.

We've all been friends Since we were little kids,

I don't want to Screw that up.

And with amy, you know, I Hate to see you getting

Played man.

I know.

But why did she give me Her number if she's got a

Boyfriend?

Maybe that Guy's not her boyfriend.

You saw that hug, It was over 5 seconds.

You know what, Just give her the book

Anyway.

Just go for it.

I mean maybe you guys will Start out as friends and

Who knows what Could happen.

Thanks man.

Veronica did say I grew on people.

And amy did give Me her number.

Unless it's a fake.

Only one way to Find out; give her a call

Man.

Breathe.

Nice and Smooth, you got this.

Hey amy, it's noah.

Well ...From the University grind.

With the pie.

Yeah...So anyway, I have a Book on film that I think

You'd like.

Sure, I can Bring it by tonight.

2251

I'll see you later, bye.

Okay, now I'm more Confused than ever.

What kind of game Is she playing?

Our digital Evidence team pulled the

Last calls off that broken Sim card you fished out of

The dumpster.

Take a look down there.

Looks like the Last two calls came from a

Location just over The river in maryland.

It's Another motel.

Yeah, I've already Spoken to the owner and he

Gave me a description of An adult male that matches

The one the Couple gave us.

Great work.

Thanks georgia.

Sure.

Let's get a Team headed to the motel.

And call the owner, have Him hold any trash that

They've already Taken from the room.

Alright, I'm on it.

Time to put This guy out of business.

Alright, I'm on it.

Time to put This guy out of business.

Postal inspenctors Open up!

Should I Offer you a pillow?

Glad we got enough Evidence from the trash

For a search warrant.

Wow, this guy Just does not let up.

This is way better Than a dumpster dive.

You're really Not gonna sit down?

We have no idea when this Guy is coming back - it

Could be hours.

And I told you I don't sit on motel

Furniture.

Why don't you Wear your camo onesie.

He's here.

Hi.

We're u.S.

Postal inspectors.

We'd like to talk to You about this mail.

Sure, yeah, We could talk.

Bad idea.

The rest of our team isn't As friendly as we are.

You call This guy friendly?

What, you think This is a victimless

Crime?

Huh?

Every piece of mail you've Stolen means something to

Someone.

I get the feeling you're Gonna be seeing several of

These victims face-to-face In a courtroom very soon.

You're Under arrest.

You have the right To remain silent.

But I gotta say, Cashmere and argyle, oh

It's very nice, very nice.

Come on.

Anything you say Can be used against you in

Court.

You have the Right to an attorney.

I can't Believe you guys ditched

Me.

You're Gonna be just fine.

What do I say/ Just tell her

You were in a bookstore And you saw this and

Thought of her.

And knowing your shared Interest and her love of

Italy you Couldn't pass it up.

Yeah, got It, that's good.

Thought about Her, italy, yeah.

Hey, just be Yourself, relax and

Breathe.

Okay.

Oh no& What's wrong?

Should I knock Or should I ring the

Doorbell?

Doorbell.

Knock.

I'll just do both.

Is amy home?

Who are you?

Just a Friend, a new friend.

You got a Name new friend?

Yeah.

And it is?

Noah.

I'm josh, Amy's brother.

Her brother?

Great, great...

I thought you Were her boyfriend.

No, that's Her boyfriend.

That...?

Every day the u.S.

Postal service safely And efficiently delivers

Millions of pieces of mail Including checks, money

Orders, credit cards and Other valuable items that

Are attractive to thieves.

That's why postal Inspectors across the

Country are at work Protecting your mail.

But with deliveries To more than 150 million

Addresses we can't Do the job alone.

Here's what you can do to Protect yourself from mail

Thieves.

Deposit your outgoing mail In those blue collection

Boxes at your post office.

Don't leave your mail in Your mailbox overnight.

And if you're going on Vacation have your mail

Held at the post office Or have it picked up by a

Friend or neighbor.