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Lin I-ling.

Lin I-ling.

Lin I-ling.

Use me.

I

want kids.

Honey.

Honey, what's wrong?

I want kids.

You want a baby?

What did you say?

You…

You just said you want a baby.

Who said that?

You did!

Me?

Yeah.

You!

Shit!

Again?

- What the heck? - What the heck?

I'm your uterus.

I want to have a baby.

Honey.

You…

You decided you want to have a baby?

Use me!

Use me!

Use me!

I need to go.

Don't mess with me!

How could you be my uterus?

Your voice sounds so smoky.

You're so rude!

You know,

my voice used to be as sweet as Taylor Swift's.

It's smoky because I was yelling at you.

My throat is so hoarse now.

How could you go from Taylor Swift to Donald Duck?

- I'm begging you, don't lie. - Shouldn't I be the one begging you?

I see eggs fail to implant and die every month.

Imagine that.

Can you imagine how awful that is?

Tick tock,

tick tock, tick tock…

Beep, beep, beep… What are you beeping about?

Time flies.

We're running out of time.

You're already at high pregnancy risk.

If you don't have one now,

you might not be able to later.

Stop the emotional blackmail.

Having kids is a choice, not an obligation.

Who said anything about choice versus obligation?

Your eggs aren't fresh anymore.

That's a fact.

Are you sure you don't want kids?

- I… - Really sure?

Like, you'll never regret it?

Are you working late? Or are you waiting for your girlfriend?

I haven't found the one yet. What else can I do?

What a pity.

I could make a flyer to help you find one!

Go home early. Don't work so hard.

Okay, good night.

Good night.

TO SUNNY: DON'T WASTE TIME WAITING.

YOU HAVE TO AT LEAST TRY.

Time flies. The baby's one month old already.

Kids seem to grow up fast,

but raising your own feels so slow.

I'm on call 24/7!

- How long have I been burping him? - Half an hour.

- My hand's about to fall off. - You can rest when it actually falls off.

Keep going.

A-Nan.

- Can I try holding him? - Okay.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

I… wait.

Be careful, Zeng Xue-you.

Sure. You can try.

- Be careful. - Careful.

- Hold his back. - Slowly.

- Right. - Like this.

Hold on… Don't let go.

- Don't let go. - I got it.

- Here you go. - Let go.

Yeah…

A bit higher…

Like this?

- Yeah. - Right.

- Cup your hands like this. - Cup them.

Yeah, and then go up.

- Like this? - Yeah, cup your hands.

Is this okay? Are you comfortable like this?

Look at this.

So healing.

So sexy.

Oh, dear.

Please use me!

Use me!

Listen, think carefully before having a baby. I feed him a dozen times a day.

Then I burp him, change his diaper,

get him to sleep, and then it's milk time again.

You never have a free moment.

Even going downstairs feels like going abroad.

Nights are the worst.

He won't stop crying.

I can't sleep at all.

Chi.

Chi.

Give me that.

The baby is crying.

He is crying.

- No. - The baby is crying.

- No. - The baby is crying.

No, keep it down.

He isn't crying.

Did I hear wrong?

Are you that scary?

Tell me.

He's burping.

Magic hands.

I didn't expect you to be so good!

Can you come every day, please?

Can I?

Did you see that?

He's such a great teammate.

He's so cute.

I'm serious.

You won't regret not having kids,

but he…

He definitely will.

He laughed.

- I've never heard him laugh out loud. - Did he?

That was so cute.

What did you just do?

I just… I…

I…

Like this?

Smile again.

He smiled.

Like this?

He likes the "doo-doo" sound.

He smiled.

That was so cute.

NaNa said A-Nan didn't hold the baby until a week after he was born.

Really? Why?

I don't know.

Maybe he's scared. He's feeling the weight of responsibility.

He said cameras come with thick manuals,

but babies come with nothing.

That scared him.

Having a kid isn't like getting married. Couples can get divorced.

But once the baby is born,

there's no going back.

Every decision affects

their whole life.

A-Nan decided to stay though.

I won't run away either.

Are you sure?

We won't know for sure until the baby's born.

I promise I won't run.

What makes you so sure?

I have faith in us.

Lin I-ling.

Don't be scared.

He may not know how to be a good husband,

but he'll definitely be

a great dad.

What's wrong?

I am sorry.

Why are you apologizing?

I don't know, but…

Better safe than sorry.

Okay.

Why not try?

If it happens, we'll have one,

but just one.

Really?

What? Take it or leave it.

No…

I want to try

to have one child.

Raising a kid is expensive.

Okay, money.

I can work overtime.

It can be frustrating. You won't have time to play.

Okay, no play, I won't play.

I'll get fat during pregnancy.

Yeah, like a pig! That's fine.

You'll still be cute, even if you look like a pig.

You swear?

I swear, even if my wife Lin I-ling gets fat as a pig, I'll still love her.

I won't dislike her.

You just called me a pig, Zeng Xue-you!

Honey.

What?

Thanks.

I'm having contractions.

Finally, our day has come

Let's make a baby

Our ancestors are here

To say "thanks!"

Keep our family going

Love is all we need

We can do this again

Let's do this again!

With love

Do it one more time!

These dishes are great

for girls.

Amaranth is a good source of iron.

Pig's feet are packed with collagen.

The yam in the chicken soup

helps with ovulation.

You need to eat well to get pregnant.

Here, have some meat.

It's good for you.

Eat!

Thank you, Mom.

How is it?

Still no green onions, ginger, or garlic. No salt.

It's so… organic.

Natural is the best.

You-you, here, this is yours.

For me?

Enjoy.

Use the Egg Hunter app to track your ovulation.

It's super handy!

When your egg is ready, it beeps.

When it beeps, you two should do it.

Actually, the more you do it, the better.

How often do you do it?

I'm not keeping track.

Listen to me.

Don't wait more than five days, okay?

Or his sperm

will go bad.

You need to release it before then.

It's like buying lottery tickets… The more you buy, the better your chances.

Just do it more often, okay?

Me and your brother-in-law? We get it done in three minutes.

That's quicker than taking a dump!

If we're into it, we last three and a half minutes.

Egg!

Egg!

Egg!

YOUR EGG'S READY. IT'S TIME TO GO.

Lin I-ling, did you say you wanted a baby?

Let nature take its course.

No need to stick to a schedule.

At this age, nothing's natural. One less egg means one less chance.

My eggs are crying.

What?

- When do you need to get to the office? - 9:00 a.m.

What? Wait, what do you mean? Wait.

What do you mean?

Wait.

Wait.

Chicken and yams boost fertility.

Drink all the Chinese medicine.

Egg!

"Get tips for getting pregnant here."

"Jumping rope can stimulate ovulation and boost fertility."

"Try 500 jumps before sex."

After 500 jumps, I'd be dead, how could I do it then?

If you've decided, make it quick!

You know raising a child takes strength, and it only gets harder as you age!

"The three best positions to get pregnant."

"Missionary position, doggy style, and spooning position."

"Remember to raise your legs after sex."

"It's best to stay inverted."

- Higher? - Okay.

One, two, three.

And the pillow. One, two, three.

- How is that? - How is what?

Too high, again.

Zeng Xue-you!

Take a big bite.

Drink chicken soup.

Great!

You have to finish your Chinese medicine.

It's impossible.

I can only do 100 jumps.

Honey.

Make it quick.

Do it fast.

- I want to sleep now. - Now?

You look tired.

It doesn't matter.

I'll just lie here.

You move.

- Are you sure? - Quick.

Here.

This is chicken essence.

Drink this first.

Yes,

I think your belly's getting bigger.

Is it?

Eat more.

Here.

- Eat more. - Thanks, Mom.

Yes, take a big bite.

One more bite.

Nice.

Honey.

Mom, let me check on her.

Honey, are you okay?

For real?

If I'm pregnant now,

then the baby is due…

In June of next year.

That's so soon!

I must go to a postpartum care center.

Don't dream of it.

Mom will take care of you.

She better not do that or I'll take the kid and run back to my folks.

You think you can get away?

How long is maternity leave?

Half a year

or a year?

I hope it's a girl.

Girls are cuter.

Should we set a rule,

like she can't date until college?

Or maybe until she's 25?

Twenty-five…

Honey?

Senpai…

Senpai?

The purchase order's ready. Can you check it?

Sure.

This screen is lame. Replace it with higher-end one.

Lighting and VFX companies demand high-performance hardware.

Alright.

Let me see.

Replace this one.

Yes.

The hardware can't run this.

Not this. Sorry.

I'll get some water.

- Sorry. - Senpai, sorry!

Was that cold or hot?

Wipe it.

Wipe the floor…

Sorry. I have to go to the bathroom.

Lu…

Lu?

I have a spare shirt. Do you want it?

Sure.

- Senpai, just a second. - Sure.

Thanks.

Sorry, I usually wear this when I ride my scooter. It might smell bad.

Not at all.

- No. - Really?

- It doesn't smell bad? - No.

I'll return it to you later.

I'll just let you be.

Thank you, Senpai.

You're welcome.

The baby kicked again.

Yeah. That was a strong kick.

Can I even have a baby?

If I can't, why ask me in the first place?

Are you there?

Can you say something?

Why did you ask me to use you?

Hello?

No expectations,

no disappointments.

If something is destined to fail,

don't try at all.

- Why are you here? - Do you live here?

- I live here. - I'm delivering medicine.

You go first.

You are here to deliver medicine?

An old man hurt his foot.

He can't walk, so I'm delivering his medicine.

You're so sweet to come

all this way just to deliver medicine.

It's my job.

I'm so lucky to have run into you here.