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I know you've been friends with James, but the past two, three years, you've been whinging

and moaning how much work you've been getting.

I can't tell if this is genuine or if it's a reach to get me onside.

How long ago was the bitching?

A few years, mate.

Been over a period of time.

He said something about you in the group chat.

He's like, you know what, I've seen a change in him.

Thinks he's big time.

What the fuck?

It's Vicky's first night here.

Wow!

What a better way to celebrate than a lovely couple's dinner.

We're going to be in each other's lives for the next 20 years.

And get away from everyone else.

No-one's seen Vicky.

They don't like James.

But...

I know they're not like him.

Yeah, exactly.

Rather than go all guns blazing at James, say what Kyle thinks.

I just want to know what's being said.

Were you the first back or was anyone back?

This has been a banger of a night.

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Vicky's here and, most importantly, it's been drama-free.

Cheers to having the best time moving forward.

Fuck him right.

It's really upsetting knowing that there's a group chat

that James has slagged me off in and that Kyle knows about it.

This needs sorting right now.

Hi!

I need to talk to you.

About what?

Come with me. Yeah.

It looks like this is going to go down now.

I just hope Nathan gets the truth.

Are you involved in the group chat?

With Ricky, James and me?

Yep.

So, are you aware of the conversation where James has said,

I think I am bigger and better than what I am?

Have you seen that?

I don't think so.

I know James said he would never bring someone to the table.

That wasn't a fact.

Shh, they're going to hear us.

Right, come on, let's go inside.

Kyle was in that group chat, so he'll know exactly what was said.

What I've been told is that it's been going on for a few years now

and that there's one specific thing about James saying

Nathan thinks he's bigger than what he is.

This absolutely stinks of Ricky and Jay shit-stirring.

I don't get why he would say that about me.

Nathan, he would never set out to hurt you.

I know that, but what I don't like is...

He probably said it in a jokey way.

That's OK if it's me and you.

That's OK if it's you and James.

It's not OK if it's with them.

I'm not that close with Ricky and I'm not that close with Jay,

so them jokes shouldn't be made in that context.

No.

Me and Nathan aren't close, but if one of my best friends,

they're jealous and they're moaning and they're whinging

and they're bitching about me, I don't want to fucking know,

because that's not one of my close circle.

Ricky is being a good friend and I agree.

I'd want to know if one of my friends had said something like that

behind my back.

I, as a person, as a human fucking being, and as your friends...

Yeah. ..I deserve to find out what something like that said.

That's all I want to know.

And then all I want, if it was, is an apology. Done.

What's going on?

I really don't know.

Ricky and Jay have both told me... What?

..that you've said you think you're bigger than what you are.

That would never come out of my mouth

and I would never directly go at anyone for anything.

I'm not that person.

I can overhear James denying every single bit of this,

but he sent the message and there's no getting out of this one.

I'm not believing it.

I don't know if it's true, because I've been told this, that and the other

and I've not seen receipts.

What on earth have Ricky and Jay done now?

They're stooping to even newer lows.

They're trying to turn all my mates against us. They're pathetic.

So the person who's told you that the two people who don't like me

and will never like me... Yes.

How are your mates?

I'm getting one story from Ricky and another from these.

I've just won the truth.

This is, like, such a fucking mindful guy.

Do you think I want to be...

Do you really think I want to be sat here arguing?

You two are the fucking bollocks.

Closest people to me in this fucking house.

You are. No, no, no.

And this is why this whole thing has been...

You never speak to them on the outside.

This is how it's been pitched to me.

I don't even know what Ricky said to you, right,

but it's so fucking childish. It's so all over.

For a 40-year-old man to go on like this, it does shock me.

I just think you are doing everything you can to get at James.

I'm not going to lie, I'm devastated.

I can't believe this.

These three cannot fall out or we're all doomed.

Nathan, I fucking love you to bits.

I know that, which is why I'm, like, torn at where I am.

This does not sound like anything I would ever do or say,

so I need to see it.

The fact that they're wanting to push that, it's not fair.

It's not fair for anyone.

I'm so annoyed with this whole situation.

I can't take it any more.

I'm just going to go to bed.

I really don't want this to fucking go that way.

I've come here to plan Chloe's 30th

and now I'm being torn between conversations

between two of my best friends.

This is the last thing I want to be doing.

Come here.

Don't worry.

I love you. I love you too.

I don't know what else to say to Nathan.

I mean, we're all in group chats together

and a lot of things do get said,

but I have no idea what the lads are going on about.

I'm just going to have to look in the morning.

But it could end really badly.

Hi.

Being here eight months pregnant was harder than what I thought.

Even though I feel like I've missed out a little bit on the nights out,

I've still got to catch up with everyone, have a laugh

and I can still say I was there for Chloe's birthday.

Chloe, how many labiaplasties have you had?

What does that mean?

Fanny.

I was lying on the bed with Sophie and went,

can you do this?

I've had a shit night's sleep

thinking about all of these messages with Nathan,

so I'm going back through the group chat

to see if I can find anything of what was said.

I found their messages, like.

So what is it? What's the message?

Erm, basically, you say,

I have noticed a change in him.

Yeah, he thinks he's big time.

I'm actually shocked because

I was racking my brains thinking, have I said anything about Nathan?

Mate, it was from years ago.

It must have been sat at home scrolling through to find something.

It's just pathetic, mate. It's just really pathetic.

I want this to get sorted because I speak to Nathan all the time.

I value his friendship and I really wouldn't ever want to lose it.

So we'll have a chat with Nathan.

I'll obviously own up to, hopefully,

we can get through it and enjoy the rest of the time.

Ricky might be trying his best to ruin my time in here,

but I'm not letting him ruin my friendships,

so I need to sort all this out.

I don't think Jay wants any problem now. I really don't.

I don't think... I think he's going to let you crack on

and he's not going to have any conversation or anything like that.

That's fine with me cos, mate, if I was stuck on a desert island

with Jay and a potato, I'd fucking eat Jay and talk to the potato

because it would have better crack.

It really would. It fucking would.

Ice coffees.

Ooh. There you go.

It needs a little bit of a thingy. I've just added the caramel.

Right. Thank you. Cheers.

Cheers, love. Ching-ching.

It's a beautiful morning and I am in the best mood.

I've got some exciting news to tell Sophie.

What's going down in Abbeytown?

Jagger's coming in tomorrow.

SHE GASPS

No!

Oh, my God, this is massive, massive news.

Like, it is a big thing. I've never, ever had a boyfriend come.

Never, ever. Last time I was crying, I was single.

Even before that, still upset, going through hell with boys.

I know. Are you happy? Yeah.

I am really excited for Jack to get here,

but I am a little bit nervous.

There's so many big personalities in this house.

I just hope that they accept Jack the way that they accepted Jordan.

I am really excited. He's such a big part of my life.

Obviously, this is such a big part of my life as well,

so the fact that I can bring them both together...

The fact that Jordan is here... I know.

..and they are, like... Best friends. Best friends.

Jack is Jordan's stepbrother, and back home,

they're literally inseparable,

and he's going to be over the moon to have him here.

So bring on the invasions of the sexy Essex boys.

Oh, just... Essex boys will just give you a little twinge, don't they?

I know I'm getting them on and on.

Last night has left a lot of things unanswered,

but I am still the party planner here.

Right now, I'm just confirming things,

cos I've got a surprise trip planned for Chloe's birthday.

The boring couples are going to stay here,

and I'm going to whisk everyone else away,

and let's be honest, some time apart might do us all some good.

Hello. Morning. Morning. How you doing?

God, a bit rough. Where yous going?

Oh, coming to see you.

I'm absolutely gutted that this has upset Nathan.

Just need to sort all this out.

What Kyle's looked through, and he's said there was a message.

All I said was...

..I've seen a change in Nathan.

He thinks he's big time.

So Ricky and Jay were telling the truth?

Fucking hell.

It was when Cru was born.

So it was that long ago, right?

I didn't know it was that long ago.

If it was two weeks ago,

then it would be a completely different conversation.

I don't even know what I was doing back then.

I remember it because you'd just got the challenge,

and I had to decline the challenge,

because Cru had just been born,

and I think that's where the conversation might have come up.

I was gutted because obviously I couldn't do it.

I do hope that Nathan can understand.

It was a big transition period.

I felt like I was closing that chapter of my life

and then becoming a dad, and I was scared.

When I got the challenge and I was doing that,

that was my thing, you know? Yeah.

I think I was just a bit jealous.

That is quite big of Kyle to admit that.

I can see how some of us do get jealous of others

because of their success, and to be honest,

I am pretty fucking big time.

Don't worry about it.

I just never wanted to hurt you.

You're one of the people in here I wouldn't want to hurt.

The only thing I was worried about was your feelings.

The last two years, we've got really, really close,

and I value your friendship so much.

It's so good here that Nathan hasn't been swayed by Ricky's meddling.

Me and Nathan have got such a good friendship,

and I would hate for it all to get wasted because of that little prick.

We never want to fall out, man.

I never want you to feel like you feel bad.

I can't stay mad at something that happened so long ago.

I'm just glad it's all sorted and we can put it behind us now

because I've got to get back to my party planning.

Do you know what? Too far, too far, too far, too far.

You smell amazing.

Anyone in the girls' bedroom downstairs, please?

Can we have a family meeting, please?

Do you want to have a small family meeting?

Nathan's called a meeting. God knows what this is about.

I just want to go back to bed.

Look at all your beautiful faces.

So, because Korea is your birthday,

we are going to an eco-friendly, self-sustaining retreat.

I don't think I want to go.

Self-sustaining?

The only thing I want to be sustaining is my alcohol levels.

It's my 30th, man!

I'm basically going the outback, which is just great.

It's not an out-fucking-back.

Like, there is a pool there, there is a lake there,

there is activities there.

Can we paddleboard?

Yes, we can. We can? Yes.

I love paddleboarding!

Oh, my God, this sounds right up my street.

The couples aren't coming, it's just for us singles.

Well, actually, I'll be staying because Jack's coming.

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I actually can't wait to finally meet the guy

that's taken our abs off the market.

He must be quite a guy.

Guys, guys as well,

I feel like this is my cue to just leave before...

Aw!

Yeah, I feel like I haven't really been able to get involved

and I'm missing the kids.

I think it's been so well done.

I've done ten days, I think that's a long time.

I am sad to see Marnie go,

but I do understand that she needs to go.

That sprout is about to come out here any second.

Right, come on, you, start getting ready.

Have you enjoyed your time with Jack?

Enjoy shitting in a book of clues.

The six is becoming eight.

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Shall we go to Lisbon City Centre and just do some shopping?

I want to shop, though. Shop?

On Johnny's credit card!

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Regardless of being pregnant and boring,

I'm so glad that I came,

because I feel like I've spent so much quality time with everyone

and I got to enjoy Chloe's birthday.

I'm so happy that you came, thank you so much.

We've got to let you leave.

Me and Marnie used to go out all the time

and it is hard, obviously, maintaining friendship with everyone,

cos everyone lives such busy lifestyles,

but that's what's good about Tony's show,

because once in a year we all get to literally see each other

and, like, it's just magical when we do.

I'll give you a hug.

Oh, good lads.

Bye!

Bye, love yous!

Looking back, me and Marnie were best mates for a very, very long time.

Right, these are really heavy, Aaron.

I know, I know, I know.

She's going to go home, have the baby,

and hopefully I'll see her next year.

Thanks for helping us. No worries.

Listening to me, nice to see you, Mons. I know.

It's been so nice to catch up. I know.

It could have been really awkward living in this house with Aaron,

especially given all of the past, but it actually hasn't.

I feel like we've grown so much as people.

We're both parents now and it's been really nice to catch up with him.

Listen, have a safe flight, right? I know.

So nice to see you, Aaron. Good luck with the pregnancy, Mons.

Bye-bye. See you later. Bye.

I just can't wait to get home.

I want to get the nursery ready.

I'm in full nesting mode.

Are we all ready for some wellness and retreating?

Yeah!

Getting back down to earth.

Come on! Let's go.

Bye, everyone. Have a great time.

Now that things are sorted between me and James,

I'm hoping that this retreat away is exactly the space

that him and Ricky need, so they can take some time to think

and come to some sort of resolution.

This trip has come at the perfect time.

I've been there for Ricky, I've said what I needed to say at the lair,

so I can start enjoying myself.

How do you like the sausage? Do you want one? Yeah.

It's really juicy.

John, that literally looks like your cock.

What can I say? That is a big old sausage.

What part of Portugal are we going to now?

Erm, Lisbon, isn't it? No, we're in Lisbon.

My son Ricardo is asking where I am and I haven't got a clue.

We're going to a different part of Portugal just for a little retreat.

All I know, it's a bloody long wheel.

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Ooh!

I mean, it's different than I thought, but very nice.

We have been driving for over two hours

and we are in the bus fuck nowhere,

but I've never, ever smelt air so fresh in all my life.

It's actually good for my insides.

Hello! Hi!

How are you? Nice to meet you. I'm Chloe, the birthday girl.

I'm Nathan, the one that booked the venue!

Oh, my God!

Are these the room keys?

This is for you. Thank you very much.

Keys to the bowl. I hope I get Chantel's.

Thank you.

Small? Nope.

I'll book this place.

I'm not fucking staying in the smallest room.

Oh, my God!

Oh, what a badge, isn't that?

We've definitely done the right thing, that's for sure.

Woo-hoo!

It seems like you're all locked in there now,

so I've got free reign of the house.

HE LAUGHS

I have all your rooms now.

You're locked in. Bye!

I'm going to get myself a nice room.

Little fox.

He's not as clever as what he thought he was.

I got the key, key, key, I got the key, key, key.

Well, that plan backfired.

You've all locked your doors, you psychopaths!

Obviously, you know how much I love a market.

Lisbon's got the best flea market in the world.

Yeah, we haven't got any more room in the house, though.

Don't you worry, Jordan, there's always room.

I've had a lot of therapy in my time,

but my favourite has got to be retail therapy.

Jordan, look, a bell.

BELL RINGS

Ring for sex. Yeah.

I didn't come all this way for Soph to drag me round the market.

I feel like I'm back in Romford.

What about the doll in the basket?

Oh, look, a magnifying glass so Jordan can find his penis.

What do you think about the flea market?

Yeah, I'm ready for a cold one.

Anybody ready for a drink?

Come on, then, let's flea the market.

Flea the market? I like that one, James.

Look at that view.

That is gorgeous.

You sound lovely.

Take it in, pal, take it in.

What a beautiful place.

And with everyone away on the retreat,

I feel like me and James have just got some space to breathe.

So how did the chat go with Nathan and yourself?

It went well, you know.

Where? Right, tell me, update me.

I need updates.

So it went basically as we expected it.

I think Ricky's obviously tried to make the situation

a lot worse than it is.

Them messages were sent and I didn't even know James

and now we're engaged.

That's how long ago.

If it was that big of an issue

and there were really, really, really Nathan's frightened,

they would have taught him then.

Exactly.

Ricky's so self-centred,

he doesn't give a shit about anyone else but himself.

He's only doing all this to try and make himself look good

and make me look bad.

A few years ago, you were different to how you are now,

especially with Nathan.

People grow closer in certain stages in their life

and I think that when you met Leah,

you became closer to people,

like you were in a better place in your life.

When we were in the Geordie Shore house in our teens

and in our 20s, we had no care in the world.

We were just living in the moment

and now the dynamics have changed massively.

People have families, people are getting engaged,

people are getting married, everyone's settling down.

That's it, he's been spoken about.

You're sweet with Nathan, which is all that really matters.

You don't want to be friends with Ricky,

so we don't need to mention his name any more.

This is about you two actually smiling now.

You're in, you're with your besties, yeah?

This is exactly what we needed and exactly what we came out for.

We've got some amazing friends in here

and we want to have a good time with them.

Can we have a night out, yeah?

Uh-uh!

Uh-uh!

Uh-uh!

Yay!

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It's our first night at the Retreat

and I've organised for us to get hands-on with the producer.

We're doing a pizza-making class.

He's so cute!

Hi!

Oh, my God, I've never made a pizza in my life.

I haven't.

So, tonight we are going to do pizza, yeah?

Yes!

He's half Italian.

From where? Sicilian.

This is my time to shine, baby.

And spread it a little bit.

Spread it, finger it.

Fucking hell!

This pizza is getting more action than me.

I've got a hole in it, I've made a doughnut.

How do I mend that?

Mine looks like it needs Botox.

Like this.

You're doing it wrong, he's saying.

It fucking looks like your bum hole.

I say everyone got it right apart from Ricky.

It's Sicilian.

Salsiccia pantaloni.

Ricky is trying to speak Italian.

Hold on a minute.

This kid can't even fucking speak English.

Thank you.

Yours looked awful before she took over.

I think it's someone's accent.

No, I won't, cos you keep speaking Italian.

I can see Ricky's pulling out all the stops

to try and impress Chantel,

but he's going to have to do a lot better than that.

This is why I got sacked from the restaurant three times.

I don't even know if he's really Italian at this point,

cos that fucking pizza making is absolutely shocking.

The Sicilian guy is not from Sicily, eh?

He's Italian!

I have had an absolute shock of here, like...

Mamma mia.

Taxi!

It's the girls this side and boys that side.

Yeah, I know. Yeah, we'll do that.

I really wanted you to tell me.

With all the kids away,

I thought we could all behave like grown-ups for a change,

but apparently not.

Isn't this nice?

All of the couples.

Me and Vicky, Lea and James.

Jordan and Sophie.

Abi.

I'm honestly so excited for this.

I'm excited for Jack to come along.

And I feel...

I don't think there's a better group of people

that you could have walked into.

It really makes me happy that you've ended up with my brother.

Like, really happy.

You've brought a new lease of life to him.

She's got a tear. Oh!

These are happy days.

Cos I remember, like, this time last year,

I was just so sad and I just felt like I didn't have anyone

and I was just constantly trying to escape

and I was constantly going on holidays and partying all the time

and I just felt lost.

Where, fast forward a year,

I'm literally the happiest I've ever been

and I'm with someone that I just, like,

is just the best person in the world

and he treats me so well.

Like, I didn't honestly think that it was possible

to be in a relationship like this.

When I met Jordan, I was like, oh, my God,

like, I cried at how happy I was.

I felt like I didn't deserve it, weirdly,

because people had always said to us,

you're not going to meet anyone and you're too loud and you do this,

and being a Geordie Shore girl, it is hard to find someone

because we have this massive stigma

and was, like, known for going out and being wild.

We never thought we were worthy.

Us girls were just as mad as the boys back in the day.

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And why shouldn't we be?

The only difference is we got so much judgement for it

and we really did take it to heart.

The thing is, with Jordan, I can be Sophie Kasai around him

and the same goes for Abi.

Jack lets Abi be her

and that is really hard to find love like that.

Abi, I feel like the real life's starting now.

It is, it is.

He's glad that I brought yous away.

Yeah, I'm not actually missing being in the villa.

I feel like getting away is just so good.

I think this is exactly what we needed.

It's been so good, yeah, especially for you, Ricky,

obviously, because a bit of tension there.

Oh, there has been a lot of tension and drama in the villa,

but I've really enjoyed the day with you all.

Me too. I have as well, really enjoyed it.

I know I moaned about coming here, but it's actually been really nice

and I feel like for the boys, it's good for them to have a little bit of space.

James came to me this morning and he apologised before we left.

So what's he apologised for?

He's admitted there's a message that's saying Nathan thinks he's big time.

Right, OK. At least he's been honest.

Yeah.

Finally, James has owned up to something he's done

and everyone's actually seen that.

This feels like a step in the right direction.

So how do you feel about it?

If I'm being honest, because it was so long ago,

I don't really want to sit here

and fall out with someone that I've built a friendship with.

He was a bitchy boy very earlier on.

Now I do believe he has changed

and he has got better since he's been with Leah.

I think the complete opposite of you, if I'm honest.

Do you? I agree as well.

I think he has changed since he's met Leah,

but I think he's went the opposite way to what you're saying.

Really? Really?

Yeah.

With you personally or in...

I don't know, I just feel like Leah's influencing him a little bit.

I agree as well.

In what way?

I think it's just, ever since he's got with her,

I just think he's acting in a way that he wouldn't have acted before.

So I completely understand where you're coming from on that.

But let's not, like, blame Leah for James' actions,

cos James is a big boy, like, he's a grown man.

Personally, for me, we've all done things wrong,

and I think as we get older, like, Leah should apologise,

James should apologise, maybe you should apologise to James,

and little apologies go a long way.

The argument's been fucking going on for a year.

It has to end. It's gone on long enough.

I can't agree with you.

Who knows what will happen in the future?

Cheers to that, guys.

Cheers.

Happy birthday, Chloe.

Happy birthday, Chloe.

Am I getting a present at the end of this for all this stuff?

No, just energy.