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Hey, Jake.
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Hey, Chris.
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I figured out what to do
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with the $25,000
my nana left me.
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I met this guy,
and he's building
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these amazing condos.
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Oh. He showed me
the floor plans...
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Yeah, what? What?
They smelled good?
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I mean, what-what's your hurry?
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Leave it in the bank.
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Well, that's so boring, though.
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L-I want to do something
exciting with the money.
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You know, like... like go
to Atlantic City and gamble.
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You ever think you might want
to invest in a small diner?
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I said gamble,
not throw it away.
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Oh...
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I need someone to do me a favor.
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It's important.
Can you help me, Chris?
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"Can you help me, Chris?"
What, my help's no good?
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I need someone
to proofread my resume.
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All right, then.
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I've been up for a couple jobs
I didn't get,
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so I thought maybe my résumé
wasn't as sharp as it should be.
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Hard to believe.
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You'd think people
would be interested
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in someone with a Harvard MBA.
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Where's Harvard?
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Boston.
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What part of Boston?
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The... ivy-covered college part.
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Hector, you can't lie
to get a job.
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I'd rather sleep my way
to the top,
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but those offers
aren't exactly pouring in.
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Hey. Just coffee, please.
I'm late to work.
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Sure. Hey, John,
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uh, my father sent a video
of our old home movies.
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I was wondering
if maybe you might...
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I can just imagine John Becker
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suffering through video tapes
of little Chris Connor
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in a tutu,
dancing with the family dog.
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Anyway, I don't even know
why I brought it up.
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- I know you hate that stuff.
-No, no.
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It's okay. You know, if you want
to watch those movies, uh,
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I guess I could stand it.
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Really?
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Yeah, what the hell.
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Uh, by the way, you want to go
out to dinner Friday night?
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You're asking me to dinner
without me asking you to ask me?
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Yeah. Yeah, I thought
we'd go into the city
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and try this new Italian place.
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Why?
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I thought it'd be nice.
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Why?
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I'm asking if you want
to go out to dinner.
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- Are you okay?
-You want to go out or not?
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Okay, okay, okay. Fine.
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- Fine.
-Fine.
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Well, could it be
any more clear?
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Well, it sure could be to me.
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He's breaking up with me.
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Where do you get that?
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All he did
was ask you out to dinner.
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Oh, come on, come on.
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He's setting me up.
Think about it.
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We've been going out a while,
and it's been fine.
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Then we started
sleeping together,
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and that's been okay, too.
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Not great, but-but okay.
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You know, good enough.
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But now he's getting bored
and he wants to move on.
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Well, that is
the way we do it,
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but, uh, I just didn't know
that women knew that.
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Room one.
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So, this is where I work.
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It doesn't look like much,
and...
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well, it isn't.
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Girl, don't make me
turn a hose on you.
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This is Margaret.
She's my boss.
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Mm-hmm.
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And he is...?
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I don't know his name.
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I found him on the subway.
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And now I suppose
you want to keep him?
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Oh, I'm keeping him.
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It was so romantic.
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I'm sitting on the train,
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and then I see him staring
at me, so I stare back.
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Then he just walks over
and kisses me.
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What did you do?
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Have you looked at him?
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Well, I get that part.
But you don't know this guy.
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You can't communicate.
You don't even know his name.
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That's 'cause I haven't decided
what to call him yet.
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I'm thinking either Francis,
after my grandfather, or Erik.
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You know, like a Viking.
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It sounded to me
like he was speaking Italian.
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No, he wasn't.
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And even if he was,
I don't want to know.
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As long as I can't
understand him,
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he says
whatever I want him to say,
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and he can be
whatever I want him to be.
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Come on, I'll show you
the rest of the office.
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Don't communicate, huh?
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Okay, this the kitchen.
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She's got her tongue
down that guy's throat.
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Are we out of those
little wooden sticks?
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He's not a patient.
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He's her new boyfriend.
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He doesn't speak English,
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so he doesn't understand
a word she says.
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I speak English. I don't
understand a word she says.
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I'm sorry, John.
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It-it's totally inappropriate.
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Linda, would you please stop...
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No, no. Hey, hey, hey.
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Leave her alone. It's okay.
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"HI-S okay"?
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Are you okay?
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Yes, I'm fine.
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- Fine.
-Fine.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Uh, Mr. Gordon's daughter
just called.
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He was admitted
to Bronx Metropolitan.
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It's his heart again.
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Oh, that poor guy.
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All right, uh, boy,
I don't know how much more
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he's going to be able
to take of this.
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I'll drop by
and see him tonight.
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Do you mind if I come with you?
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I like Mr. Gordon.
He flirts with me.
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The man's 80 years old.
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Look, I've been married
a long time.
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You take it
where you can get it.
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Hey, Grace.
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How's he doing?
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Not so well, Doctor.
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His heart's very weak,
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and now his kidneys
are starting to fail.
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Yeah, well, developing
the stones sure didn't help.
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Boy, I hate this part.
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Well, just suck it up
and smile.
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We have to be strong
for Mr. Gordon.
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Hi, Margaret.
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("Vinéfli
Oh, Mr. Gordon.
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Oh, yeah. Well done, Margaret.
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So, how you feeling there,
Mr. Gordon?
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With the drugs I'm on,
pretty damn good.
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Can I get you anything?
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Candy? A magazine?
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How about a new heart?
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Oh, God.
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Hey, you know what, Margaret?
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Maybe you should get Mr. Gordon
some magazines.
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It's okay, Margaret.
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I'll keep the doctor busy
till you get back.
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She thinks I'm dying.
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Hey, we're all dying.
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She thinks I'm dying first.
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Well, you've been here before
and beaten it.
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This feels different.
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Yeah?
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You okay with that?
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I've had a good life.
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I was married to a wonderful
woman for 47 years.
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Had two great kids...
and Howard.
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Made a lot of friends,
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had a good job,
even made some money.
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Spent most of it.
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That gonna be a shock to Howard?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Let me ask you something.
-Yeah.
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You really mean that...
you're okay?
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No-no regrets?
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Promise not to tell anyone?
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I voted for Nixon.
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Wow.
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I just know John's dumping me.
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It's just torture to have
to sit and wait for it.
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Hey, are you even
listening to me?
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Huh?
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He says you're a lovely,
sexy woman,
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and anyone as beautiful as you
won't be alone for very long.
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You speak Italian?
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No, and I don't want to.
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As long as I don't know
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what he's saying,
he says all the right things.
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So, Jake, where was I?
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John's breaking up with you.
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- You know it. You just know it.
- Oh, not...
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Come on, don't say it like
I'm crazy, 'cause I'm not.
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Look, he's even
started avoiding me.
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Last night, he said he was
visiting a sick patient.
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Chris, he is a doctor.
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Oh, sure, sure, take his side.
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Hey. Who's Linda kissing?
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She doesn't know.
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I need a woman like that.
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Wow, you're all dressed up.
Who died?
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Had an interview with Citibank,
and they offered me a job.
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- Hey, fantastic!
-Hey, congratulations!
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- When do you start?
-I don't.
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I turned them down.
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They only offered me
50 grand a year.
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- What?!
-Come on, you saw my résumé.
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50 K's an insult
to a man of my qualifications.
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Hector, you-you have
no qualifications.
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You made all that up.
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Yeah, but they didn't know that.
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They totally low-balled me.
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Don't those two ever
come up for air?
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It's called affection.
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- What?
-Noth I ng.
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Just coffee, please.
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No breakfast?
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Mm, no, I'm late for work.
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Got to go.
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So we're seeing each other
Friday, right?
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- Dinner?
-Yeah, yeah.
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Me, too.
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Yeah, did you hear that?
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He's looking forward to it.
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The man is sick!
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You know, Chris, instead of
killing yourself over this,
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you could just ask John
what's going on.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I'm not going to make this easy
for him.
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If he wants to break up with me,
he's gonna have to work for it.
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He's going to take me out
to a nice dinner,
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get through all the
awkward conversation,
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and then he's going to have to
wait for the perfect moment
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to drop the bomb.
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But I'm not gonna let him.
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I'm gonna make him sweat,
I'm gonna make him suffer,
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and-and I'm going to eat
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everything in sight
so it costs him a fortune.
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That's quite a plan.
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Sounds like you've been through
this breaking up thing before.
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Lots of times.
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I am telling you,
I slept at the White House.
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Sure, you did.
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The-the former president's
a good friend of mine.
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Yeah, so you've been saying.
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So is his wife.
We talk all the time.
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Whatever.
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Don't patronize me,
you arrogant jackass.
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If I say I know the Roosevelts,
then I know the Roosevelts!
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Pity the poor bastard
who's married to her.
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All right, I'll be in room one
with Mr. Nielsen.
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You know, I-l don't see
what the problem is.
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These numbers aren't that bad.
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Oh, hi, Jake.
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Hey, Margaret, is, uh...
is John around?
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He just went back
with a patient.
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All right, well, I'll tell you.
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I figured out how to spend
my nana's money.
257
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You ready for this?
258
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I'm buying a boat.
259
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:49,785
A boat?
260
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,411
Well, okay, actually,
half a boat.
261
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,615
You see, my friend has
a Catamaran out in Westchester.
262
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:55,384
Last summer,
he took me out on it,
263
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,495
and after being cooped up
in that newsstand,
264
00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,257
it felt great to be out
in that open sea air.
265
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,263
Anyway, he's looking
for a partner, right.
266
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,696
I'm buying in.
267
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,530
- A boat?!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
268
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:08,798
We're going to go sailing on the
weekends up and down the coast.
269
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,601
I just wish my nana were here.
270
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,266
I'd love to hear
what she'd have to say
271
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:13,843
if she knew I was doing this.
272
00:12:13,967 --> 00:12:15,913
I think I know
what she would say.
273
00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:18,072
What the hell
is wrong with you?
274
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,183
What the hell'd you do that for?
275
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,788
Do you think you got that money
so you can play pirate
276
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:25,855
on the weekends?
277
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,754
And sit down.
278
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,990
Let me ask you something.
279
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Is running a newsstand all
you want to do with your life?
280
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,302
I don't know.
281
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:43,271
I mean, I... Sure, I figured one
day, I'd-I'd do something else.
282
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:44,636
Funny thing about "one day."
283
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,074
It tends to pass you by
if you're not careful.
284
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:48,611
When Lewis and I
285
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:51,306
first got married,
I was working as a waitress.
286
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,644
Now, I wanted to go
to nursing school,
287
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:57,619
but I was afraid to quit my job
because we needed the money.
288
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,655
He told me,
289
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:03,818
"if you don't do it now,
you never will."
290
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,261
I will always love him for that.
291
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,261
Jake, you got $25,000.
292
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,840
That's a lot more than we had.
293
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,638
Don't waste it
on some damn boat.
294
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:34,751
Did I turn down a job
that paid 50 grand a year?
295
00:13:34,881 --> 00:13:37,122
You thought
you were overqualified.
296
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,628
What the hell was I thinking?
297
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,459
I don't know anything!
298
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,727
I am such an idiot!
299
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:46,700
Hey, you should put that
on your résumé.
300
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,238
Don't those two ever move?
301
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,534
Why do you have to walk
so damn fast?
302
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,669
Didn't you hear me
calling your name?
303
00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:59,374
That was you?
304
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,577
Someone yells at me
on the street, I walk faster.
305
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,847
What do you want?
306
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,388
Oh, to remind you
that you promised Dr. lsaacs
307
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,651
that you would be on call
for him tonight.
308
00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:09,725
Oh, right, right, right,
309
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,123
well y-y-you didn't have
to run after me.
310
00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:14,561
You could've called me
on my cell phone or paged me.
311
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,361
You know, why do I have
that crap if you...
312
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,564
Sorry.
313
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,664
Hey, uh, Chris?
314
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:25,935
Yeah, Jake?
315
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,635
Uh, can you do me a favor--
can you call John,
316
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:29,678
Linda, Margaret and Hector, and
tell 'em all to meet me here?
317
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,373
- What's up, Jake?
-We're all here.
318
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,280
Good work.
319
00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,114
Oh, okay, he's here, too. Uh...
320
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,192
Well, listen, uh... well,
you all know I've been trying
321
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,090
to figure out how to invest
my nana's money,
322
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,753
and, well, I came to a decision,
323
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,762
but... friend of mine
made me realize
324
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,298
it was a stupid decision,
325
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,096
so I came up with a better one.
326
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:54,467
I'm going to college.
327
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,835
- Wow. Good for you.
-Oh, how about that?
328
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,739
So, uh... so when do you start?
329
00:14:59,866 --> 00:15:01,641
Soon as I get to Chicago.
330
00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,372
- Chicago?
-Yeah, yeah.
331
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:06,109
I leave tomorrow. I'm going to
study business at Northwestern.
332
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,116
A cousin of mine,
she's a teacher there,
333
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,278
and she even told me
I could stay with her.
334
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,185
- You're leaving?
-That's ridiculous.
335
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,688
You can't just walk in here
and say
336
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:16,089
you're leaving and then...
leave.
337
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,926
Jake, I'm gonna miss you.
338
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,463
I'm going to miss you, too,
but you know what?
339
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:22,793
I'll be coming back to visit.
340
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,368
No, you won't. People just
say that kind of thing
341
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:26,799
'cause they think
it'll make the people
342
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,633
they're leaving behind
feel better.
343
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,172
Well, it doesn't.
344
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:33,033
At least he didn't
break it to us over dinner.
345
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,736
- What?
-Noth I ng.
346
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,979
Jake, Jake, who am I
going to talk to all day
347
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,779
when you leave, and-and-and
what about the newsstand?
348
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,854
I'll just have to find somebody
else to run it, you know?
349
00:15:43,976 --> 00:15:45,717
Someone who's qualified.
350
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:48,951
Maybe somebody
with a Harvard MBA.
351
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,987
Those guys get all the jobs.
352
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,122
Oh, you mean me!
353
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,461
Really?
354
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,592
Yeah, I think we can
work something out.
355
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,638
- He went to Harvard?
-No, no, no, it's a long story.
356
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:06,175
Cool. I'm a businessman...
357
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,303
with all the candy I can eat.
358
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,843
It's a childhood dream
come true.
359
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,280
Thanks, Jake.
360
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:15,852
All right, you guys, um,
361
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,955
I got a lot of stuff
to take care of before I go.
362
00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:21,183
Uh, Jake...
I'm really proud of you.
363
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,725
--Good luck.
364
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,055
Thank you.
365
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:26,254
Yeah, I'm going to miss
seeing you every day.
366
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:29,592
Yeah, Jake, me, too.
367
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,201
Hey, well, hey, listen,
368
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,668
you-you guys can see me
any time you want
369
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:37,400
in the exact same place
I've always seen you.
370
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,806
You know, works pretty well.
371
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,819
He's a good kisser.
372
00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:54,989
Yeah?
373
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,559
Okay.
374
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:58,252
Uh, Mr. Gordon.
375
00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:00,193
I'd better get going.
376
00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:08,265
Well, I'm not gonna
kiss you, you know.
377
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,897
I was kind of hoping
you wouldn't.
378
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,977
Yeah, well...
good luck, buddy.
379
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,080
- I'm going to miss you.
-You, too.
380
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,372
Oh, what the hell?
381
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,898
- Oh, hi.
-Don't give me that.
382
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,801
I can't wait for Friday.
383
00:17:41,928 --> 00:17:43,430
If you're going to kill me,
kill me.
384
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,270
I don't need a last meal.
385
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,571
I know you're
breaking up with me.
386
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,077
I thought it was working out,
387
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,442
but if you don't, then just
get it over with already
388
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,016
and don't put me
through this hell.
389
00:17:53,139 --> 00:17:54,709
Like, don't trot out
390
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,286
some stupid cliché like,
"it's not me, it's you,"
391
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,687
'cause at least we agree
on that. it is you.
392
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,815
Can I talk now?
393
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:05,122
Well, I don't know
what else there is to say.
394
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,690
I don't want
to break up with you.
395
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,029
You don't?
396
00:18:12,158 --> 00:18:15,002
Well, then-then Why'd you
ask me out to a nice dinner
397
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,437
in the city
on-on a Friday night?
398
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:20,100
I mean, what was I
supposed to think?
399
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,645
Oh, my God.
400
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,113
You were going to propose.
401
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,149
No, I wasn't.
402
00:18:29,709 --> 00:18:31,814
Oh.
403
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:35,187
Well, then-then-then just-just
tell me what's going on.
404
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,316
Nothing's going on.
Nothing's going on.
405
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,827
At least I don't think there is.
406
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:39,986
It's just... I don't know.
407
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,826
You know, it just...
408
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,729
I feel different.
409
00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,995
Well, what do you mean,
"different"?
410
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,195
Are-are you okay?
411
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,999
Yes, I'm okay! It's...
412
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,664
Or at least I think
I am, you know?
413
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,299
I-I-I don't know, I...
you know, I just...
414
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:56,811
Lately, I've been thinking
about a lot of things:
415
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:01,578
you know, my work,
my friends... you.
416
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,846
None of it's perfect, but...
417
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:07,116
n-none of it's exactly
horrible, either.
418
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,123
I know I'm flattered.
419
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:12,821
John, I'm...
what are you trying to say?
420
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,499
It's-it's like all
the irritating things
421
00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,127
that people do, you know,
the cutting me off in traffic,
422
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:22,796
disagreeing with me...
423
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,807
it just doesn't seem
to bother me as much.
424
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,675
And then-then tonight,
a patient I've been visiting,
425
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,339
Mr. Gordon, he passed away.
426
00:19:32,471 --> 00:19:34,508
- Oh, I'm sorry.
-Well, thanks.
427
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:35,846
I mean, that happens,
but the-the...
428
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:38,717
you know, the point
is that he-he was...
429
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,290
You know, he was okay
with dying.
430
00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,189
I mean, he was able
to look back at his life
431
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:47,024
and-and feel good,
you know... content.
432
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:50,066
And lately, I-l think I...
433
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,726
I think I've been feeling...
434
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,132
kind of that way.
435
00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:55,967
You know, I-l guess
what I'm trying to say
436
00:19:56,095 --> 00:20:00,134
is I-l think... I might be...
437
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:03,076
I don't know, you know...
438
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,011
happy-
439
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,442
wow'!
440
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,618
No wonder you've been so upset.
441
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,122
Oh...
442
00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,230
I bet this is really hard
for you, isn't it?
443
00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:22,696
Well, it is new.
444
00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:25,428
You-you do understand
445
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:29,233
that most people work
their whole lives to feel happy?
446
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:31,841
You know, it's considered
a good thing.
447
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,308
- I know, I know, and...
-Yeah?
448
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,380
I'm dealing with it.
449
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,382
Oh, well, I'll help you
any way I can.
450
00:20:40,506 --> 00:20:42,452
Oh, thanks.
451
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:45,317
I don't know, I guess we just
take it one day at a time.
452
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:47,515
Yeah, right, yeah.
453
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,295
Hey, you moron! What the...?
454
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,127
How would you like it if I took
a whiz on your front porch?!
455
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,861
Go pee in the park
like everybody else!
456
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:02,797
Feel better?
457
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,737
Yeah, a little.
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