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Hey, stepmom.

Hello.

Hey,

stepmom. My boy.

Hi. It's been so long.

You look good.

What are you wearing?

That's what everybody's wearing.

Not everybody in God's country.

What are these clothes?

Normal American clothes.

Well, I've brought you some things I think might be more...

Godly, could you please go change for Mommy?

Yeah, if that's what you want.

Darling? Me too.

Absolutely, please.

Okay.

Yes, Mom.

His tongue has changed. He has the devil's language in his mouth.

I heard it.

Oh, you rock it. It's so much more fitting for your August culture.

Yeah, I guess so.

It's better.

Okay.

Cool.

So, this.

This is a toaster oven.

Okay. You can heat your food up in here, and this is a microwave, which you can

also heat up food in. Oh.

That's the faucet.

See? We have running water in the house. We don't have to go to a well to get

the water. See?

That's not a thing. You think that... Look!

Look! Stop, stop, stop.

Okay, I'll give you. I'll leave you.

And this right here, it's called a microwave.

Yes. You can make food in here, too.

Oh. No.

It's a microwave.

And this construction?

Oh, I didn't know.

It's an oven.

We cook in that.

You cook food in this and this and this?

Yeah. Yeah. What about fires?

What's wrong with just baking in a knife?

conventional oven. Everything like fresh baked bread every day.

It's a pleasure to build up a fire in an oven. Who has time for that?

This is so much easier.

Way faster and to the point.

This isn't the way the Lord wants it to be done.

It helps you live as Goliath and Hyde would have you live.

It's spiritually fulfilling.

We have so much time to do other stuff, though.

Dears, to pray?

No. Other stuff. Like American things.

Yeah.

Like what?

Watch TV.

Go to the bar.

You don't miss, you don't miss our simple lifestyle?

Don't you want to come home? Simple? It was way harder back then.

Come home, find a nice, uh, settle down, have some candy, and you'll see the

decades just fly by.

No, I don't think so.

Oh, there was a place that's come home.

Uh...

How much are you doing?

Look, we brought a nice meal to remind you of home.

You know, we'll have some spaetzle. It'll be lovely, okay? Would you like

Yeah? Do you like mommy's spaetzle?

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, darling?

Would you like that?

Sure, anything for you, mom.

Okay. All right, let's go get it, okay? Okay.

All right, let's just sit down and have a nice...

traditional Amish picnic.

Okay?

Does that sound good?

Yeah. Alright.

Yeah, that works.

You know, we're here because we would like for you two to return back to our

community. Your sister, she misses you. Oh, your sister misses you? I don't

think so. I just wanna fuck.

William! I don't know what that word means.

Look. What Billy meant to say was that before we settle down to our wives, we

want to go out and party and meet new friends and have sex with plenty of

beautiful women. I... Oh, Christy.

Mom.

I'm sure you want to do all sorts of horrible things, but that's what your

mother and I are here to talk you out of.

You stay here.

Check on her.

to be too upset.

Oh, Penny, but our boys, they're not in their right minds. You

know what we were like on our own spring.

Our own spring.

There's so many penises.

A few.

I'm not sure.

How do you think?

So hear me out.

Do you think that perhaps what they really just need is to understand how

good Amish girls are at making love?

Yes. Maybe that's what they need.

I've never felt lacking in my marriage. I mean, sex is sex.

Right. So maybe what we need to do is if you would

agree to...

Take William in hand, and I could perhaps bed with Joshua.

Okay.

I mean, it's all in the interest of getting them back on the path and a road

happiness. Is this, do you feel, would this be looked frown upon

by our Lord and Savior?

I might not speak of it to my husband, but I think...

That the Lord would understand that our intentions were pure. If our hearts were

pure. Right.

I mean, we're saving our boys after all.

We are.

And bringing them back into our community. And I think that that's what

would want from us.

Yeah. Yeah.

Okay.

It'll work.

Right?

Yeah.

And put it, like, all in the same room.

Why thanks? I mean, do you remember the time that we...

Remember those two guys?

Oh, yes,

of course I remember that.

Okay. Beard tickled.

But anyways, we'll just do it like that. Okay.

And it'll be fine. It'll be good.

Okay. You'll have William over there, Joshua over here, and...

I don't think it'll be too difficult. You're so pretty.

I have often noticed William staring at you, so I think it'll be easy to

convince them.

Yeah, okay.

Sounds good to me.

This'll work. Yeah.

Yes.

Oh!

Well, after we spoke to the other room, is there something that you would like

to say?

Joshua, William.

I'm sorry, Mother.

I'm sorry, Mother.

I'm sorry I'm not going to talk to you like that anymore.

I'm sorry I'm not going to talk to you like that anymore.

And I'm going to come home and marry a nice Amish girl.

Uh... Joshua?

I'm sorry, Mom.

Are you going to come home and marry a nice Amish girl?

Um... I'm a little reluctant about that. Okay.

Well, your mother and I have talked about that, and we decided...

Let me put it this way. We decided that you just don't know how amazing Amish

women can be in the bedroom.

You don't understand that a certain

type...

of lovemaking is what you're going to get when you do marry an Amish girl.

So we feel maybe it would be best if we show

you hands -on -hands and personally how good an Amish woman

could be to you.

Nothing beats really good, spiritually satisfying sex.

I don't know what you're getting at.

Well, why don't you stand up, Joshua, and I will show you what I'm getting at.

Stand up.

Are we in trouble?

Up, up.

Maybe. Up, up.

Maybe you're in trouble.

Are you going to be a good boy, Joshua?

Do you deserve to be in trouble?

No. No.

You said that you wanted to break out and have a lot of sex.

Was an older woman on the list of all the dirty things that you wanted to do?

That was one of them.

That was on there?

Yeah. And Billy?

Yeah.

You're going to be a good boy?

Definitely. Okay, that's what I thought.

Let us show you how terrific and honest we can treat you.

When's the last time you had your butter churns, Joshua?

Been a while. Been a little while?

Maybe the girls out here aren't quite as loose as you thought that they were.

I just want you to do the traditional olive water quilt.

There you go.

You mean that you like that, yeah?

You're in favor of it? Yeah.

honest women know how to please our men.

No worries, we'll show you the way.

You're a very good boy, Christine.

Good housing material.

You seem so good. Yes, of course.

Your boy won't accept anything less than a great Amish woman.

After this.

You're a very lucky boy.

I am? Yeah, you are.

Let's see if we can't get you to see that.

William?

What has that done? Is that a tattoo? Please tell me it wipes off.

It's real.

I'll be here forever.

That doesn't just go away when wrong springs over.

No.

Nope. Is that all you have to say? It does not go away. Nope.

Joshua?

Yeah?

Have you done the same thing?

No. No way.

I don't have any.

I see.

I hope for your sake that you haven't, young man.

Joshua, are you looking at me? I can feel your eyes from the back of my head.

No, I'm looking at Billy's mom.

You better be.

You keep your eyes on her.

Yeah, she's hot.

Hot? Not hot.

Normal temperature in here.

Uncomfortable.

Maybe it's time to taste a real Amish pussy.

Maybe it'll stay.

Have you tried it?

No. Have any of the girls back home been... No, we're all in there. Want

Yeah.

Would you like to get a peek at my undercarriage?

Yeah.

Are you going to?

Yo, bro, your mother's

undercarriage tastes amazing.

No,

I don't want to eat.

No, I don't want to hear that.

I don't know what you've learned on your own spring.

Oh, yes.

Oh, Joshua.

Oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh,

my tongue is so warm.

Mom,

come on. I can hear you saying all this fucked up shit. Shut up. Really, huh?

Oh, my gosh.

You're going to behave.

Naughty.

Naughty boys. You focus on Miss Christine's beautiful flower.

Just because we're bringing you... back to the community doesn't mean we can't

enjoy ourselves.

I might have learned a thing or two when I left home.

Is William doing as well as

your son?

Oh, my God, yes, he is.

He's such a good boy.

Show me, William.

You want to stay out here so bad. Show me all the things that you've learned.

Show Mother all the things that you've learned.

Mom, that's weird.

Why do you want to know all this?

You're going to abandon your way of life.

Everything's going to hurt you. I don't want to see something for it.

Show me.

Show Mother how well you can eat that woman's pussy.

Mom,

can you tone it down?

You're kind of loud.

You focus.

I think it's time that we show them how much women are made of.

Let's get naked and show them our tits.

Can you help me with your gown?

I might have to come back, but I'm just gonna show you.

I do mind.

I'll remember when I got that tattoo.

I do remember that night.

What the fuck, Mom? You have a tattoo?

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

Joshua, you shouldn't be looking there.

And, um, I've had my wild rum spring of days as well. It's not up to you to

correct your mother, is it? It's up to your mother to correct you.

But, you know, I came back to the community.

I had my fun and I went back. Her rum sprang up.

And then she came back home and married a...

Amish boy.

Just like both of you, I'm sure, are going to change your minds and come back

home and marry a nice Amish girl.

What about little Greta? You like her, right?

Not so much anymore.

Hey,

Billy. Do you like your mom's large breasts?

No. Mom?

Maybe he doesn't like large breasts. Maybe he likes small breasts. I like

Mom.

Well, at least my boy likes them.

Do you like my large breasts, Joshua? Oh, that's a fuck, Mom. No.

Just don't think about it. I mean, it's all right to appreciate them.

It's all right to acknowledge that your mother is very beautiful.

Eh, nah.

Not for me.

But do you like large breasts?

Don't you? I think her breasts are very large.

I like your big boobies.

Well, I think they're absolutely gorgeous.

Joshua, come help me with this dress.

The zipper thing is stuck.

I'll just pull it down. I can see it back later.

This is a little too personal. Thank you, darling. You're such a helpful boy.

You're welcome.

I can tell you're going to be a wonderful husband.

Stand up. Does that help?

Yeah.

There he goes.

There he goes.

Okay, this is kind of really fucking weird.

Really weird.

Yeah.

Joshua, I'm not.

I'll help you with your language

Joshua. What?

Oh, I'm so disappointed in you. You weren't supposed to see them.

William, what did you do to your arm?

Everyone's doing it.

Everyone's doing it to do the arm.

Boys.

You didn't have to tell her.

Does that hurt?

Want me to do that?

No, not at all. No, it doesn't hurt?

I can't imagine that it wouldn't hurt.

All right, Josh, I want you to bury yourself deep in this

pretty Amish flower.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Oh, hi.

Oh,

yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I feel so good.

Dude, your mom's pussy is amazing.

What the fuck, dude?

Oh, excuse me, English. The mouth on you. The mouth on you.

Oh, Penny.

Oh, I feel so sinful inside me.

Christine, your son still knows how to plow a field, that's for sure.

I have an Amish way I still do this every single night.

Sometimes right in the morning after we've milked the cows.

Joshua, why are you looking at me?

I was burning into the back of me.

Let's kill them.

Just tell me you're looking directly at me.

I'm not looking at you, Mom.

Oh, yes, yes.

Give it to me.

Good boy.

You're going to make me.

You're going to make me.

Oh, God.

He sure knows how to squirt.

Dude. I don't want to hear that.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah,

bro. I already made your mom cum, bro.

Yeah. Yeah.

The lifestyle is already having a major effect on you.

Oh, Joshua.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, just what you do to all those Americans, bro. Yeah, but I'm almost

considering coming back to Amish country.

Almost. Almost. Oh, praise be, praise be.

Oh, gosh.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to give it to me like you give it to America.

There,

right there.

That's a good way of making her do it. Because you're making her breath shake.

Oh, my

God,

language.

Joshua.

That's a good point. I know you're putting your hands on her head.

Yeah. That's so good.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. Thank you. You're so good.

I'm enjoying it. You're so good. Of course.

Yeah.

Your son is no slouch either.

Yes. I think you'd really enjoy him. You'd really enjoy William, I think.

think you would.

Oh, I know you would.

Me too.

Um, in front of the box of your dad.

He thinks that they're interested.

Roll over and lay back on your back.

Okay? Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

If that doesn't stop.

Here,

wait. Your mommy's coming.

This is way too awesome for us.

I think it is good to do what you're told now.

Joshua.

Listen to your mother.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, it's like that.

You want to show your mommy what you can do?

Uh, not really.

Of course you do.

Oh. You're a good boy. He wants to make his mother proud.

I'm sorry.

Mom. You're touching my pig.

You're in the way.

Put it back in there.

It's okay. Just do as you're told. Do you hear me?

Keep hitting mommy in the ball.

Or in the face of your boss.

Strike that, reverse it.

What are you doing?

I'm just getting wet for you, son.

Good job, Joshua.

You can do it.

Oh my God.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I'm going to come. I'm going to come. Fuck.

I'm going to come.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

That's my boy.

That's my boy.

My little boy.

Anything to be the best son ever, Mom. Yes, of course.

Oh, my.

Yes. Yes.

Yeah.

Let Mommy see.

Should we do that?

Mommy has to see something.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, no, no.

I can't lie. I feel so tempted.

I feel so tempted.

Tempted to do what, Mom?

I want to see what Mr. Penny's feeling.

What?

William feels so good.

You want what?

I wanna put you inside me. I wanna feel you inside me.

What?

You hear this shit?

You don't know how to feel about this, Mom?

Obviously you like it. You're so hard, son.

Well, it does feel like a bowl of butter.

A bowl of freshly turned butter.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh,

yes.

I want you to come back to bed, sweetie. Yeah.

I want you to come back. I'll find a nice and close room for you, okay? Yeah.

You keep working that cough and we'll think about it, okay?

Yeah.

It's okay.

God, I'm so shrewd.

You come over and over and it feels so good.

Yeah,

you're so good.

Yeah.

Such a pretty boy.

Oh, that's my boy yesterday.

If it's generous, you just feel so good.

We're doing exactly what we have to do.

You know, a mother does what a mother has to do.

You know?

Thank you.

It's for our boys.

We want them back in our community. It's for me.

Come on.

So you're thinking about coming back?

Yeah.

Seriously considering it? Oh.

I still don't think this is right, but oh my God, it just feels so good to give

in to those urges.

Thank you.

It feels so good.

Yeah, it does.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

You write so much better than the American girl.

That's right. We know how to do it.

You see how he comes out to the community?

You have mommy right there.

Which is better than the microwave I have at home.

Yeah, it is.

Oh,

yeah,

mommy. That feels so fucking good.

Yeah, doctor.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

You're so big.

Oh, fuck. You're so big, honey.

You're so big.

That pussy's not as good as it was in America.

Yeah.

I want

this fucking pussy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, show me, show me, show me.

You have to come home.

Are you marking your fucking territory?

Are you marking your fucking territory on me?

You have to come home with mommy squirts on it. Yeah.

You have to come home with me.

Are you going to squirt on all the puppies on me? Yeah.

Are you going to squirt on my big cock all the time?

Are you going to let me?

Yeah.

Oh, Mom, make me come. Yeah.

Yeah.

It's right here.

Yes.

Oh,

right in my face.

Right in mommy's face. I want a lot of cum right in my face.

Mommy wants a lot of Amish cum right in my face. Just like a good boy.

Should make him be a good boy.

Should make him be a good boy.

Should make him be a good boy. Do it. Just do what mommy wants.

Oh, fuck. There it is. Oh, that's right.

All over me and Christine.

All over me and Christine. Good boy.

You come home?

Yes. Yes, mother?

Yes.

Joshua?

Joshua?

Yes.

Yes.

Come all over our faces just like Brother William came.

All over our faces.

Spill your seed all over our faces.

Do you want to see all of our faces?

Good boy.

You're going to come home.

You're going to come home.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

good boy.

What a good boy. You're definitely coming home now.

Such good boys. Yeah.

Is that funny, Joshua? Is that funny to you?

Oh, I can't even see Penny's eye.

Boys, get into the buggy.