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October 111 19311 Los Angeles.
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A conflagration ofbiblical proportions
incinerates nearly everyone...
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...in what was once LA's
most celebrated medical facility:
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The Vannacutt Psychiatric Institute
For the Criminally Insane.
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But the secret this inferno burned free
was far more frightening...
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...than any picture
Hollywood could produce.
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A sanitarium of slaughter...
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...supervised by a surgeon gone mad:
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Richard Benjamin Vannacutt.
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Doctor Richard Benjamin Vannacutt.
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Little known today...
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...but likely the most prolific
mass murderer of this century.
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He out-butchered Bundy.
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He made Manson look meek.
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And the site ofhis carnage
still exists today...
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...restored almost to its original state.
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But it has yet to be inhabited1
because some say...
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...the spirits of Vannacutt and his victims...
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...still live within the walls
of the House on Haunted Hill.
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No shit.
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We'll be back with more
Terrifying But True in a moment.
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No need, baby.
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You just gave me everything I needed.
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Price.
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EveIyn, how nice.
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That is totaIIy fucking fascinating,
but I've got to get back to you.
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They're trying to shoot me here.
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What is it, Mr. Price, business or pIeasure?
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Neither. My wife.
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Your roIIer coaster is quote,
''UnIike any that has come before it.''
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AbsoIuteIy. No cheap thriIIs.
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A journey to the brink of madness.
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It just Iooks Iike a generic roIIer coaster
to me. What's the gimmick?
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Ever seen one that starts at the top?
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Twenty stories worth of top?
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Sources said the reason
your park's opening has been deIayed...
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...was a near-fataI accident
on one of the rides here.
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I wouIdn't open this pIace tomorrow
if every singIe thing...
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...down to the beheaded Beanie Babies,
hadn't tested 100-percent safe.
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What the heII was that?
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Growing pains.
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New steeI must bend and stretch a IittIe
before finaIIy settIing in.
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Don't worry. In 15 years,
Price Amusements hasn't Iost a customer.
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I've designed and buiIt six of these pIaces.
Take my word for it...
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...everything's fine.
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God forbid, if something unexpected
shouId happen...
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...there's aIways the safety cabIe.
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That does what?
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Keeps the cab from just--
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Do something!
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Like what?
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This shouIdn't be happening!
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Oh, Jesus! Oh, God!
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We're aII going to die!
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Ifyou survived Terror Incognita...
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...please exit the elevator now.
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From here on, it gets reaIIy scary!
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AII right, princess.
Now, what were you babbIing?
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CongratuIations. On a scaIe of 1 to 10
on the perversity meter, you just hit a 73.
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Why don't we go and ceIebrate
at some nice, quiet IittIe restaurant?
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Houston, I think we've got a probIem.
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Go stir your cauIdron
or something for a sec.
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Oh, shit!
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We're going to faII!
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, my God!
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ProbIem where? Looked good to me.
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Passenger six, he keeps Iosing his arm.
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Disengage the fIaiIing-Iimb mechanism.
Make him into a screamer.
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Here, dear, with a suggestion: Forget it.
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Haunted HiII is exactIy where
we're having my party this year.
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Now, you'II find the guest Iist
on your desk when you get back.
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I got your guest Iist right here, princess.
Shredded.
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I'm going to puII out aII the stops.
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Excuse me, the peopIe
from HRS Entertainment are getting antsy.
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TeII them I'm right there.
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Okay! Hi! Stop the car! Get out, pIease!
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Stop the car and get out.
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Can you stop your car? Stop your car!
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And get out of the car! PIease,
sir or ma'am, whoever's in the car, get out!
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Hi! HeIIo.
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We must waIk the rest of the way
because the driveway's out. Let's go.
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QuickIy.
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Even quicker.
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Did I say quicker? I think I did.
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I'm sorry. Hi, I'm Watson Pritchett.
I own the house.
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So Iet's move, if we couId.
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So is this dump reaIIy haunted?
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It's pretty scary.
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Let's have a good time.
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HoId up. I got one question.
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Why is this Price dude inviting us
to a birthday party?
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I never even heard of him.
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Neither had I untiI he rented the pIace.
But now I must get you inside, okay?
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This $1 miIIion each, though....
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That's for reaI?
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Good question. Don't have a cIue.
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Ask Price.
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Is there a reason why
we're not moving forward at aII?
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Let me get a Iight. Then we can aII see,
and no one'II trip or anything.
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Come on. Come on. LittIe piece of shit.
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There. That's better.
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The Iights are a nice touch, Pritchett.
SubtIe.
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Thanks. Worked hard on it.
CouId we move?
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Guess we know where the Prices are.
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Okay, Iet's go up further.
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Goddamn, this pIace is scary, yo.
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Where's the party?
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Looks Iike we're it.
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Me and y'aII three?
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Let's boogie.
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Where's our host, the fabuIous Mr. Price?
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Fuck him.
What in the name of Christ is that?
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It must be more
of Price's spook-house bogeyman buIIshit.
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ActuaIIy...
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...that's aIways been there.
Back when this was an asyIum...
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...Dr. Vannacutt found it inspirationaI.
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It's from the MiddIe Ages or something.
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Driving Demons from the Mind.
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Kind of scared me as a kid.
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But...
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...doesn't reaIIy scare me that much now.
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It's touching.
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-Are you going to come in?
-No, I'm good.
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Mr. Price? Mrs. Price?
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Any...
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...Price person?
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I don't think anybody's here.
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So maybe it was ghosts.
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I knew this whoIe pIace
wouId be pure goId.
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If I can just get something bizarre enough
on tape...
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...I think I can parIay it
into getting myseIf some sort of a...
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...Wackiest Home Videos gig.
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You got your own TV show?
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Had, sweetie. Past tense.
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CurrentIy Iooking for the right angIe
to either earn or fuck my way back in.
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Looks Iike someone's traiIer park
is showing.
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I wouIdn't worry.
I'm sure by the end of the night...
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...we'II be hacked into pieces
by something or...
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...somebody.
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Who the fuck are aII of you?
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Oh, shit.
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I thought you were dead.
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Not even fucking cIose.
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Get off of me, you pervert.
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CongratuIations.
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I don't think EveIyn's said those words
to anything with testicIes.
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Ever.
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Very funny, Steven.
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Have you?
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I think you're taking this awfuIIy weII
for a woman who was just nearIy kiIIed.
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WeII, I guess you'II just have
to try harder next time.
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That is, if you can get it up.
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Not me, tuIip.
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The house.
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I think it's marked you to be the first
to die this evening.
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Isn't that how the story goes,
Mr. Pritchett?
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You couId say that. Sure.
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Isn't that how both your father
and grandfather met their demise?
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WeII, my grandfather did buiId the pIace...
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...but he actuaIIy died in his sIeep in Miami.
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My father was kiIIed here.
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But that was during a construction
accident whiIe he was restoring interiors.
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But I'm fine and...
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...I'm stiII aIive, and I feeI good...
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...and I'd Iove to get paid now.
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And on that mercenary note,
Iet the games begin.
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CaII me cIairvoyant,
but haven't they aIready?
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Finding that out is just one
of tonight's many amusements.
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Sure is a funky oId house, ain't it?
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Let's have a word, sugarpuss.
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I think we ought to have severaI.
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This'II take a moment. You'II find food
and booze in the main saIon.
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Knock yourseIves out.
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I gave you a guest list two pages long.
Where the hell are they?
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Shredded. Sorry.
Decided to whip up one of my own.
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A group so hungry for money
they'd be wiIIing to do anything.
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I thought you'd be more comfortabIe
with your peers.
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How stupid of me not to expect something
this twisted from you.
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''Congratu-fucking-Iations.'' Round one...
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...you win.
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Not quite. See, those peopIe down there...
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...they're not the ones I invited.
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-Then who are they?
-You teII me.
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I don't know how you managed
to hack into my computer, but...
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...bravo!
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Come on. You think I'd invite
that bunch of sociaI rejects?
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Sure know it wasn't me,
and if it wasn't you...
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...then who the heII did? Ghosts?
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Ooh, spooky.
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If you reaIIy Ioved me, you'd find a way
to drop dead in the next three seconds.
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Finding ways for me to die
is reaIIy your deaI, isn't it, EveIyn?
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Let's not forget the O.J. knife
with the not quite retractabIe bIade.
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Your ''Jim Jones KooI Aid''
that was exactIy that.
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Accidents. AII accidents
untiI proven otherwise.
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I'd be so happy
if that were reaIIy true, EveIyn.
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And positiveIy goddamned deIirious...
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...if you weren't fucking every Iiving thing
in our area code.
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Which part of that fantasy
turns you on the most?
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Me with other men, or just the other men?
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Everything you do gets me hot,
just not in the sexuaI sense.
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You're hurting me.
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I know.
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WeII, there's the simpIe country gaI
I married.
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Let's go down and greet your guests.
Show them the reaI you.
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Corny as Kansas on the Fourth of JuIy.
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My guests were shredded.
It's your sick IittIe scene now.
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Enjoy.
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I'm going to run scaIding water
on the pIace you just touched me...
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...and then I'm caIIing a cab.
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Mr. Price?
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I think I've done a great job
of getting your guests here...
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...and I think I deserve my money now!
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Right here, Mr. Pritchett.
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As weII as five other bona fide bank drafts
for $1 miIIion each.
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Made out to cash.
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That's what I'm taIking about.
And we get paid this money when, sir?
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The second the sun hits tomorrow morning
assuming you've stayed the entire night.
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And you're stiII aIive, of course.
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What are you taIking about?
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Sorry. DetaiI I guess I forgot to mention.
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You die, you Iose.
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Your check gets divvied up
by those stiII amongst the Iiving.
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But Iook at the bright side. If there's
onIy one of you stiII upright at dawn...
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...you Ieave here with $5 miIIion
in your pocket.
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This is crazy.
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Yes. But hey....
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Anybody who's not comfortabIe
with the ruIes, you're free to waIk.
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Seven digits poorer, goes without saying.
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I'm ready. I'II waIk. Now.
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AII right, Mr. Pritchett,
just Iet me sign the damn thing.
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Just for the record,
what are the rest of your names?
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DonaId W. BIackburn, MD.
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MeIissa Margaret Marr. CeIebrity.
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Eddie Baker. Pro...
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...former pro basebaII pIayer.
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00:24:30,045 --> 00:24:31,342
And you, young Iady?
239
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:36,049
Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP,
Lathrup InternationaI Pictures.
240
00:24:39,254 --> 00:24:40,414
Very good.
241
00:24:41,223 --> 00:24:44,192
WeII, I think I can say
with compIete honesty...
242
00:24:44,259 --> 00:24:46,056
...I've never heard of any of you.
243
00:24:48,430 --> 00:24:49,920
Great, then why are we here?
244
00:24:49,999 --> 00:24:53,196
How did you make the guest Iist?
Throw darts at a phone book?
245
00:24:53,335 --> 00:24:57,066
I'm sure the unexpIainabIe
wiII expIain herseIf before too Iong.
246
00:24:57,506 --> 00:24:58,564
Jesus Christ.
247
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,074
That's it! Sorry to interrupt here.
Goddamn it!
248
00:25:01,243 --> 00:25:03,768
You give me my goddamn check,
right now!
249
00:25:04,947 --> 00:25:06,938
Because I want it! So you give it!
250
00:25:08,617 --> 00:25:09,447
Now!
251
00:25:11,887 --> 00:25:13,013
I'm serious!
252
00:25:13,622 --> 00:25:15,487
I'm sorry, Pritchett.
253
00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:22,290
Here you go.
254
00:25:22,798 --> 00:25:24,959
You're going to miss the bash of a Iifetime.
255
00:25:25,034 --> 00:25:25,762
My Ioss.
256
00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:27,392
Even if I give you a miIIion?
257
00:25:27,469 --> 00:25:30,131
I wouIdn't know what to do with it aII.
Thank you.
258
00:25:43,452 --> 00:25:45,147
I think I got to go now.
259
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:55,890
Interesting.
260
00:26:05,507 --> 00:26:06,235
Fuck!
261
00:26:27,663 --> 00:26:30,496
Now that's ''enter-fucking-tainment''!
262
00:26:35,204 --> 00:26:37,138
This ain't moving, man.
263
00:26:39,875 --> 00:26:42,036
Is this your idea of a joke?
264
00:26:46,715 --> 00:26:48,444
Pritchett's not Iaughing.
265
00:26:49,885 --> 00:26:50,874
Open! Open!
266
00:26:50,953 --> 00:26:53,353
Open, you stupid, asshoIe bitch!
267
00:26:53,655 --> 00:26:55,020
What's going on?
268
00:26:55,858 --> 00:26:57,291
What's going on?
269
00:26:57,793 --> 00:26:59,055
Doctor.
270
00:27:00,395 --> 00:27:02,226
-What happened here?
-Lockdown.
271
00:27:02,297 --> 00:27:02,991
What is that?
272
00:27:03,065 --> 00:27:05,898
It's a machine from the oId asyIum.
It seaIs everything shut.
273
00:27:05,968 --> 00:27:09,233
It's how they burned to death in '31 .
Dr. Vannacutt threw the switch.
274
00:27:09,304 --> 00:27:11,772
If he was going to die,
they're aII going to die.
275
00:27:13,075 --> 00:27:15,373
WeII, no wonder they're stiII pissed off.
276
00:27:18,714 --> 00:27:21,512
Let's go to the other room
and I'II take care of your hands.
277
00:27:21,583 --> 00:27:25,110
The onIy ones that survived were five
of the sadists on Vannacutt's staff.
278
00:27:25,187 --> 00:27:26,916
Why hasn't that machine been disabIed?
279
00:27:26,989 --> 00:27:29,549
It was on my dad's to-do Iist,
but the house did him first.
280
00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,058
You said that was an accident.
281
00:27:32,261 --> 00:27:35,560
I Iied. The house is aIive.
We're aII going to die.
282
00:27:40,936 --> 00:27:43,268
Why doesn't one of us caII out for heIp?
283
00:27:43,338 --> 00:27:45,329
There aren't any working phones
in the house.
284
00:27:45,407 --> 00:27:46,567
I've got my ceII phone.
285
00:27:46,642 --> 00:27:48,269
That won't do any good.
286
00:27:50,112 --> 00:27:51,704
It's the metaI pIates.
287
00:27:52,548 --> 00:27:54,448
It's not the pIates.
288
00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:57,710
It's the house!
Why is no one Iistening to me?
289
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,286
Did you just turn deaf aII of a sudden?
290
00:28:00,822 --> 00:28:03,985
It's aIive! We're not going anywhere!
That's it!
291
00:28:05,260 --> 00:28:06,818
So we're stuck here forever?
292
00:28:06,895 --> 00:28:10,387
No, a cIeaning crew's supposed to come
at 9:30 in the morning-- Jesus!
293
00:28:10,465 --> 00:28:12,399
So we'II just stay here tiII morning.
294
00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:15,561
Yes, I'm sure we'II be mutiIated
beyond recognition by then.
295
00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:20,404
Why do I feeI this is a sick joke to scare us
out of our wits and a Iot of money?
296
00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:23,805
You got that right.
297
00:28:23,979 --> 00:28:25,708
Take a bow, you sick fuck.
298
00:28:26,982 --> 00:28:28,882
You've outdone yourseIf tonight.
299
00:28:28,951 --> 00:28:30,816
Scared the shit out of even me.
300
00:28:31,220 --> 00:28:34,087
You've had your fun. Open this pIace up.
301
00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:37,555
Asking the wrong guy.
Wasn't me who cIosed it.
302
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,294
Sure it wasn't. Anybody eIse here make
a Iiving with thriIIs and chiIIs for the kids?
303
00:28:42,664 --> 00:28:44,256
Don't aII raise your hands at once.
304
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,200
You're that Steven Price?
As in Price Amusement Parks?
305
00:28:48,136 --> 00:28:49,467
Bravo.
306
00:28:53,008 --> 00:28:57,809
This Iockdown thing, there's got to be
a main controI room in this pIace, right?
307
00:28:58,013 --> 00:29:00,447
In the basement,
but you won't want to go down there.
308
00:29:00,616 --> 00:29:02,481
No, you don't want to go down there.
309
00:29:02,551 --> 00:29:05,952
We wiII both go down there
and try to put a reverse on this thing.
310
00:29:06,488 --> 00:29:09,218
You're not going to want to go down there.
It's a maze.
311
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,790
Then that Ieaves you with two options.
312
00:29:11,994 --> 00:29:15,020
Either show me where
and maybe we get out of here...
313
00:29:15,197 --> 00:29:17,631
...or it's spend the night, sIeep tight.
314
00:29:24,539 --> 00:29:25,437
Fine.
315
00:29:25,507 --> 00:29:27,805
A word of advice, kitten.
316
00:29:28,877 --> 00:29:33,678
God knows what kind of freak-outs
Steven's got set to spring in here.
317
00:29:34,216 --> 00:29:37,447
If I were you,
I'd bring something to protect myseIf with.
318
00:29:40,355 --> 00:29:44,052
Baby, don't you think now's the time
to break out your party favors?
319
00:29:44,226 --> 00:29:45,921
What are you taIking about?
320
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:49,430
Same exact setup you used back in '94
for the Son of Sam hunt.
321
00:30:28,103 --> 00:30:31,561
HiIarious. Firearms this time.
322
00:30:32,808 --> 00:30:34,605
Jesus Christ.
323
00:30:35,243 --> 00:30:36,733
The cIip's been weIded shut.
324
00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:38,378
On aII of them, probabIy.
325
00:30:39,348 --> 00:30:42,511
So how's a girI to know
if these things are Ioaded, puff?
326
00:30:43,151 --> 00:30:45,051
OnIy one way I can think of.
327
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,458
No.
328
00:30:57,265 --> 00:30:59,392
I think I'II Iet the virgin have first crack.
329
00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:02,499
-I don't want a goddamn gun!
-I'II take it. Shit.
330
00:31:02,571 --> 00:31:05,005
-Let's just go.
-I'II meet you aII down there.
331
00:31:05,073 --> 00:31:06,904
And where are we off to, Mr. Price?
332
00:31:06,975 --> 00:31:09,409
Checking the wiring
on the animatronic mummies?
333
00:31:09,478 --> 00:31:12,845
Just taking a Ieak if it's okay with you.
334
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,684
-CarefuI.
-I got to say...
335
00:31:26,762 --> 00:31:29,230
...coming down here's a reaIIy good idea.
336
00:31:29,965 --> 00:31:31,626
I know I'm having a great time.
337
00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:34,225
Yes, weII, you're not heIping matters much.
338
00:31:35,337 --> 00:31:36,827
SmeIIs fantastic.
339
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:40,604
Ain't you handy to have around.
340
00:31:53,522 --> 00:31:55,012
I Iove how nothing works.
341
00:31:57,526 --> 00:31:59,221
Let me get you some Iight.
342
00:32:18,547 --> 00:32:19,946
These things.
343
00:32:28,990 --> 00:32:31,823
I knew I shouId have kept my ass at home.
344
00:33:00,522 --> 00:33:03,719
-Damn.
-You're pretty handy yourseIf.
345
00:33:05,861 --> 00:33:07,954
Take us where this thing's at.
346
00:33:09,898 --> 00:33:14,062
-Come on, man.
-AII right. Thank you. Got it.
347
00:33:23,445 --> 00:33:24,707
Hey, Schecter!
348
00:33:26,114 --> 00:33:29,083
Give me a few seconds notice
before you puII a stunt Iike that.
349
00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:30,208
The Iockdown thing?
350
00:33:30,285 --> 00:33:33,118
-Impressive! Scared aII the right peopIe--
-It wasn't me.
351
00:33:34,823 --> 00:33:35,915
What do you mean?
352
00:33:35,991 --> 00:33:39,757
I was just sitting here and it happened.
I had nothing to do with it.
353
00:33:39,828 --> 00:33:40,920
Then who did?
354
00:33:41,162 --> 00:33:44,996
No idea. Maybe it was just
the thing's time to finaIIy faII apart.
355
00:33:46,635 --> 00:33:49,695
Somehow, I don't know how...
356
00:33:50,438 --> 00:33:51,700
...she did it.
357
00:33:56,411 --> 00:33:59,676
You shouId reaIIy open up this pIace
to the pubIic, Pritchett.
358
00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:02,717
A spa for peopIe without enough stress
in their Iives.
359
00:34:02,784 --> 00:34:04,308
That's funny. Sharp.
360
00:34:04,519 --> 00:34:07,647
I'm the one who didn't want
to come down here, remember?
361
00:34:07,722 --> 00:34:10,452
There haven't been any changes
to this part of the house...
362
00:34:10,525 --> 00:34:13,323
...since, I don't know, 1931 .
363
00:34:14,296 --> 00:34:16,161
Is that a fact, Mr. Pritchett?
364
00:34:16,364 --> 00:34:17,092
Sorry.
365
00:34:17,198 --> 00:34:19,359
That's a good way
to get your head bIown off.
366
00:34:19,434 --> 00:34:21,095
I'II recommend it to EveIyn.
367
00:34:22,737 --> 00:34:24,034
What's in there?
368
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,502
Someone went to a Iot of troubIe
trying to seaI that up.
369
00:34:28,577 --> 00:34:30,875
I don't know. I've never been in there.
370
00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:32,675
But it's not the way out.
371
00:34:35,350 --> 00:34:37,682
Let's go down here and take a right.
372
00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:23,528
This is eIectroshock therapy.
373
00:35:24,532 --> 00:35:27,000
There's severaI of these rooms
hooked together.
374
00:35:27,068 --> 00:35:30,560
Dr. Vannacutt Iiked to zap his patients
in muItipIes of 18.
375
00:35:30,739 --> 00:35:32,730
More energy efficient, I guess.
376
00:35:32,907 --> 00:35:34,738
Isn't that pIeasant.
377
00:35:40,015 --> 00:35:41,312
How about we go?
378
00:35:41,383 --> 00:35:42,372
Great.
379
00:36:08,710 --> 00:36:09,734
Oh, shit.
380
00:36:13,915 --> 00:36:15,678
Guess we shouId have made a Ieft.
381
00:36:15,750 --> 00:36:16,876
What is this?
382
00:36:17,585 --> 00:36:20,053
This is the saturation chamber.
383
00:36:21,456 --> 00:36:22,980
What's a saturation chamber?
384
00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:25,788
It's Vannacutt's treatment
for schizophrenia.
385
00:36:26,127 --> 00:36:28,994
What wouId drive a sane man mad
wouId drive a mad man sane.
386
00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:31,564
Something Iike that.
I don't know. Whatever.
387
00:36:32,934 --> 00:36:35,903
It's supposed to bombard them
with images and weird noises...
388
00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:38,063
...and scare them back to normaI.
389
00:36:39,474 --> 00:36:40,771
Lot of fun.
390
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:42,374
Did it work?
391
00:36:43,011 --> 00:36:44,171
I don't know.
392
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,769
Did it work?
393
00:36:47,115 --> 00:36:48,810
Oh, fuck.
394
00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,483
Guys?
395
00:37:04,799 --> 00:37:07,131
I do not want to be Iost down here.
396
00:37:34,629 --> 00:37:36,494
This is not cooI.
397
00:37:38,366 --> 00:37:40,357
Let me try something.
398
00:37:42,537 --> 00:37:44,129
Can you get me up?
399
00:37:44,706 --> 00:37:46,697
Here, watch out.
400
00:37:53,715 --> 00:37:54,875
Hey, paI...
401
00:37:55,483 --> 00:37:57,383
...that wasn't code for....
402
00:37:57,552 --> 00:37:58,849
For what?
403
00:38:01,589 --> 00:38:03,352
CouId you just shine the Iight here?
404
00:38:03,424 --> 00:38:04,413
AbsoIuteIy.
405
00:38:07,328 --> 00:38:08,818
AII right.
406
00:38:09,497 --> 00:38:10,930
What are you Iooking for?
407
00:38:10,999 --> 00:38:13,991
This whoIe pIace can't be wired
to just one circuit.
408
00:38:20,542 --> 00:38:21,531
CarefuI.
409
00:38:28,049 --> 00:38:29,243
Better than nothing.
410
00:38:29,317 --> 00:38:30,306
Not bad.
411
00:38:30,785 --> 00:38:32,082
Down, big guy.
412
00:38:39,761 --> 00:38:41,092
Thanks.
413
00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:43,795
That was the most fun I've had aII day.
414
00:38:44,933 --> 00:38:46,696
You need to get out more.
415
00:38:54,776 --> 00:38:56,437
So who are you...
416
00:38:56,778 --> 00:38:58,040
...reaIIy?
417
00:38:58,413 --> 00:39:01,405
What? You mean Iike deep down inside?
418
00:39:01,616 --> 00:39:05,552
We can start with the name
you were given at birth, take it from there.
419
00:39:05,753 --> 00:39:08,722
I toId you aIready.
Jennifer Jenzen, Executive VP--
420
00:39:08,923 --> 00:39:11,289
You're Iying. And I don't think so.
421
00:39:11,459 --> 00:39:12,391
Why not?
422
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:15,395
I've never met an executive
who couId tie their shoes...
423
00:39:15,463 --> 00:39:17,954
...much Iess rewire an entire buiIding.
424
00:39:18,166 --> 00:39:20,566
-WeII, there's aIways exceptions.
-No.
425
00:39:20,768 --> 00:39:21,735
What's the truth?
426
00:39:21,803 --> 00:39:25,637
The truth is, if we keep taking rights,
we'II end up where we started.
427
00:39:27,842 --> 00:39:32,245
We'II be out of here in a whiIe and go
our separate ways a $1 miIIion richer.
428
00:39:32,614 --> 00:39:35,139
So what does it matter
who I am or who I'm not?
429
00:39:35,483 --> 00:39:39,476
Okay, so Iet's say, hypotheticaIIy,
I'm not exactIy who I said I was.
430
00:39:39,854 --> 00:39:41,617
So you're right, you're a genius.
431
00:39:41,789 --> 00:39:44,917
I don't know anyone that couId've seen
through me Iike that.
432
00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:49,252
Look...
433
00:39:49,464 --> 00:39:51,864
...my reaI name is Sara,
and I'm an assistant.
434
00:39:51,933 --> 00:39:56,632
Was, anyway, to the reaI Jennifer bitch
that was invited here.
435
00:39:56,804 --> 00:40:00,001
And now you know. And I'm begging
that you don't teII anyone...
436
00:40:00,074 --> 00:40:04,101
...because I'm out of a job and couId use
even a tenth of that money.
437
00:40:20,895 --> 00:40:24,331
You know, if this is your idea of funny,
think again.
438
00:40:35,810 --> 00:40:38,973
In fact, you're reaIIy starting to piss me off.
439
00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:44,010
Eddie, wait!
440
00:41:26,160 --> 00:41:29,721
For a second I actuaIIy thought
that you were a decent guy.
441
00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:34,600
What is your probIem?
442
00:41:59,594 --> 00:42:01,619
Okay, you win.
443
00:42:02,964 --> 00:42:05,489
You've successfuIIy creeped me out.
444
00:42:32,627 --> 00:42:34,219
What are you doing?
445
00:43:00,288 --> 00:43:01,255
Come on!
446
00:43:01,322 --> 00:43:02,812
Take my hand!
447
00:43:13,568 --> 00:43:15,399
What the heII are you doing?
448
00:43:41,229 --> 00:43:44,027
WeII, Iookie. Looks Iike
the games have begun.
449
00:43:44,232 --> 00:43:46,496
-Where's Price?
-What happened to you?
450
00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:47,998
Are you aII right?
451
00:43:48,069 --> 00:43:51,334
No, I am so fucking far
from aII right it's not even funny.
452
00:43:51,539 --> 00:43:56,169
Someone or something just tried
to drown me in a tank of bIood.
453
00:43:57,211 --> 00:43:59,179
Let me give you a hint.
454
00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,904
His initiaIs are S.P.
455
00:44:02,016 --> 00:44:04,211
AII right. S.P.
456
00:44:04,752 --> 00:44:06,379
As in ''sorry, petunia.''
457
00:44:06,754 --> 00:44:09,382
I was with Pritchett,
Iooking for the master controI.
458
00:44:11,225 --> 00:44:12,954
It doesn't seem to exist.
459
00:44:13,327 --> 00:44:14,555
Look at this.
460
00:44:15,630 --> 00:44:16,858
What is this?
461
00:44:17,431 --> 00:44:20,161
That? What just happened
to you there? That's nothing.
462
00:44:20,234 --> 00:44:23,067
Wait'II somebody Iets out the darkness
in this pIace.
463
00:44:23,237 --> 00:44:26,729
That's a whoIe new bunch of crazy shit.
You'II hate that shit.
464
00:44:26,908 --> 00:44:28,535
What is this darkness?
465
00:44:29,410 --> 00:44:30,968
It! The thing! The eviI!
466
00:44:31,045 --> 00:44:33,946
The thing that's the rotten core
at the bottom of this pIace!
467
00:44:34,015 --> 00:44:37,473
The thing that's going to kiII us aII!
Death by corrosion. That thing!
468
00:44:41,255 --> 00:44:44,588
-Are you under the care of a physician?
-No, I'm not.
469
00:44:46,794 --> 00:44:47,761
WeII...
470
00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:51,227
...either we spend the night
and coIIect our money...
471
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,359
...or we try to find a way out of here.
472
00:44:54,435 --> 00:44:57,063
Either way,
I think we shouId aII stick together.
473
00:44:57,171 --> 00:45:00,766
But maybe that's not going to fit in
with your pIans, baby.
474
00:45:01,742 --> 00:45:04,108
You know me. The more, the merrier.
475
00:45:05,813 --> 00:45:08,714
I guess somebody better go find
the oId game-show hostess.
476
00:45:08,783 --> 00:45:10,114
Where is she?
477
00:45:28,769 --> 00:45:30,259
This is great.
478
00:47:26,253 --> 00:47:28,915
I guess MeIissa found
what she was Iooking for.
479
00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:40,657
Jesus. She's dead.
480
00:47:42,136 --> 00:47:43,728
She was cute too.
481
00:47:44,105 --> 00:47:47,097
God, I'd Iove to get Iaid before I died.
482
00:47:50,611 --> 00:47:52,203
How you doing tonight?
483
00:47:56,501 --> 00:47:57,661
Yes, I'm aII right.
484
00:48:02,674 --> 00:48:04,164
Is she aII right?
485
00:48:05,076 --> 00:48:06,509
I don't know.
486
00:48:17,989 --> 00:48:19,889
What the heII is this?
487
00:48:26,731 --> 00:48:28,858
It seems to just stop here.
488
00:48:30,168 --> 00:48:32,136
Shit, she's got to be somewhere...
489
00:48:32,203 --> 00:48:36,105
...because she couIdn't have
just disappeared into thin air.
490
00:48:38,343 --> 00:48:39,332
Not air.
491
00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:53,423
Into the house.
492
00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:00,664
There's got to be a way out of this house.
493
00:49:00,732 --> 00:49:02,199
Some way.
494
00:49:03,535 --> 00:49:04,433
What?
495
00:49:04,536 --> 00:49:05,798
I'm taIking to you!
496
00:49:05,870 --> 00:49:08,805
-What is your deaI? That wasn't nice.
-Easy! Easy!
497
00:49:08,907 --> 00:49:12,468
If everyone's going to scream at
each other, do it in another room, pIease.
498
00:49:12,710 --> 00:49:13,540
Watch it!
499
00:49:13,611 --> 00:49:17,012
I'm about to figure out exactIy what,
or who, MeIissa was taping.
500
00:49:17,715 --> 00:49:19,273
Then where wiII we be?
501
00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:21,682
Out of scotch, thanks to you, ass!
502
00:49:24,022 --> 00:49:25,751
I think I got something.
503
00:49:58,423 --> 00:49:59,355
Bravo.
504
00:50:02,727 --> 00:50:05,855
I know it's not good manners
to ask the magician how he did it...
505
00:50:05,930 --> 00:50:08,228
...but inquiring minds
are desperate to know.
506
00:50:08,299 --> 00:50:10,859
Just what did reaIIy happen
to IittIe Miss Marr?
507
00:50:14,205 --> 00:50:15,900
Asking the wrong person.
508
00:50:16,307 --> 00:50:19,606
I mean, did she stage it aII for you
and then go hide?
509
00:50:20,411 --> 00:50:23,073
Or did you just fIat out kiII the IittIe bitch?
510
00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:25,048
I pose you the same question.
511
00:50:25,116 --> 00:50:26,811
Who's next on your Iist?
512
00:50:27,552 --> 00:50:30,214
If I had one, EveIyn, whom do you think?
513
00:50:30,421 --> 00:50:34,255
For God sakes, we aII know that
knocking me off is the bottom Iine here.
514
00:50:36,794 --> 00:50:39,490
You know I'm not going
to make it easy for you.
515
00:50:41,566 --> 00:50:44,034
You think that's going to do the trick,
do you, tuIip?
516
00:50:44,102 --> 00:50:46,297
I wouId never give you a Ioaded gun.
517
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:49,629
Jesus!
518
00:50:50,508 --> 00:50:52,976
Funky oId house, ain't it?
519
00:50:55,880 --> 00:51:00,817
Friends, your hostess is now going
to retire for what's Ieft of the night.
520
00:51:00,985 --> 00:51:03,977
If you need me,
I'II be upstairs in the bedroom.
521
00:51:04,656 --> 00:51:07,523
And if anyone so much
as peeks in the keyhoIe...
522
00:51:07,759 --> 00:51:10,956
...I'm going to empty this thing
into their fucking head.
523
00:51:23,641 --> 00:51:25,336
Come on.
524
00:51:25,843 --> 00:51:27,572
I Ioaded them with bIanks.
525
00:51:30,915 --> 00:51:33,349
And even if I were going
to murder my wife...
526
00:51:33,418 --> 00:51:37,411
...I don't think I'd do it in a Iocked house
with quite so many witnesses.
527
00:51:38,389 --> 00:51:39,651
Take this.
528
00:51:43,328 --> 00:51:45,956
What good is a miIIion doIIars
if you're dead?
529
00:51:50,034 --> 00:51:52,434
Let's find a way to get out of here.
530
00:51:53,871 --> 00:51:56,203
I'm going to try to find Ms. Marr.
531
00:51:59,677 --> 00:52:03,044
I'm going to go find me something to drink.
532
00:52:07,418 --> 00:52:09,386
How is she puIIing this off?
533
00:52:49,994 --> 00:52:51,461
Ms. Marr?
534
00:53:08,746 --> 00:53:11,180
You son of a bitch, I know you're here.
535
00:54:16,314 --> 00:54:18,441
What is happening?
536
00:54:21,953 --> 00:54:23,580
EIectroshock!
537
00:54:37,034 --> 00:54:38,365
Oh, Jesus.
538
00:54:40,004 --> 00:54:40,993
God, no!
539
00:54:41,672 --> 00:54:42,832
Don't touch her!
540
00:54:42,907 --> 00:54:44,306
WeII, turn it off!
541
00:54:45,877 --> 00:54:48,345
For God's sake, somebody do something!
542
00:54:49,847 --> 00:54:51,940
Somebody turn the damn thing off!
543
00:54:56,287 --> 00:54:58,721
Somebody! Do something!
544
00:55:00,558 --> 00:55:01,684
Turn it off!
545
00:55:03,294 --> 00:55:05,888
There's got to be a switch or something!
546
00:55:25,950 --> 00:55:27,042
I'm sorry.
547
00:55:27,218 --> 00:55:30,016
She's not dead. We must
get her heart pumping again.
548
00:55:30,087 --> 00:55:31,349
It's too Iate.
549
00:55:50,575 --> 00:55:53,066
Baby, I'm so sorry.
550
00:55:57,114 --> 00:55:58,843
I swear to God, it's this house.
551
00:55:58,916 --> 00:56:00,213
Fuck the house!
552
00:56:01,085 --> 00:56:02,575
It wasn't the house!
553
00:56:02,653 --> 00:56:04,917
It wasn't goddamn ghosts!
554
00:56:05,122 --> 00:56:08,182
This is, pIain and simpIe,
good oId-fashioned homicide.
555
00:56:11,963 --> 00:56:15,694
Was it too compIicated for you?
Let me speII it out for you then, kids.
556
00:56:15,933 --> 00:56:18,367
A: EveIyn sure as heII didn't kiII herseIf.
557
00:56:18,436 --> 00:56:21,200
B: I know I didn't do it.
Which just Ieaves us with C.
558
00:56:21,272 --> 00:56:24,264
One of you motherfuckers
murdered my wife!
559
00:56:24,475 --> 00:56:26,306
You're taIking crazy, Price.
560
00:56:27,211 --> 00:56:31,079
Who'II teII me about the strange guy
with the mustache and the Iab coat...
561
00:56:31,148 --> 00:56:34,117
...who I've been chasing
aII over this goddamn house?
562
00:56:34,352 --> 00:56:35,649
Vannacutt.
563
00:56:35,853 --> 00:56:36,945
Jesus.
564
00:56:38,523 --> 00:56:39,956
Some IittIe shit...
565
00:56:40,024 --> 00:56:43,551
...working for one of you,
hoping to pocket severaI miIIion bucks.
566
00:56:43,628 --> 00:56:45,323
Now I want some answers.
567
00:56:48,499 --> 00:56:49,830
Put that away.
568
00:56:51,068 --> 00:56:52,797
Put the gun down, Mr. Price.
569
00:56:53,037 --> 00:56:54,061
Back up, honey.
570
00:56:54,138 --> 00:56:56,436
There's a one in four chance it's you.
571
00:56:56,807 --> 00:56:59,275
Put the gun down!
572
00:56:59,877 --> 00:57:01,674
Let's see who bIinks first.
573
00:57:28,573 --> 00:57:30,200
What do we do with him?
574
00:57:38,382 --> 00:57:40,009
Open this fucking door!
575
00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:45,887
-You sure this thing wiII hoId him?
-It won't be a probIem.
576
00:57:48,893 --> 00:57:50,053
Come on.
577
00:57:52,730 --> 00:57:54,857
You going to make sure
he doesn't get out?
578
00:57:55,066 --> 00:57:56,658
I'II stay and keep an eye on him.
579
00:57:56,734 --> 00:57:58,258
You'II be okay by yourseIf?
580
00:57:58,536 --> 00:57:59,560
I hope.
581
00:58:04,041 --> 00:58:07,477
I have to teII you,
I'm just a IittIe bit uncomfortabIe with this.
582
00:58:07,545 --> 00:58:08,910
I'm sure you are.
583
00:58:15,586 --> 00:58:17,577
Open the goddamn door!
584
00:58:21,492 --> 00:58:22,925
What?
585
00:58:25,129 --> 00:58:27,097
Open the goddamn door!
586
00:58:29,100 --> 00:58:32,592
I can't! I'm sorry, I can't.
587
00:58:37,441 --> 00:58:38,430
What's this?
588
00:58:40,244 --> 00:58:41,268
This!
589
00:58:45,950 --> 00:58:46,974
Anything?
590
00:58:47,151 --> 00:58:48,550
Open this fucking door!
591
00:58:48,619 --> 00:58:50,211
How about this?
592
00:59:01,465 --> 00:59:02,454
Better?
593
00:59:12,143 --> 00:59:13,633
Great party!
594
00:59:14,745 --> 00:59:15,973
I got to go!
595
00:59:16,547 --> 00:59:17,639
BIackburn!
596
00:59:32,797 --> 00:59:35,698
Wrong way. I think we shouId
have taken a right back there.
597
00:59:35,933 --> 00:59:37,195
Back where?
598
00:59:37,702 --> 00:59:39,397
Damn it. Good point.
599
00:59:41,338 --> 00:59:43,499
Let's just try down here.
600
00:59:53,851 --> 00:59:55,182
Yo, Sara, Iook.
601
00:59:57,088 --> 00:59:59,079
Vannacutt's office.
602
01:01:48,799 --> 01:01:51,290
You've been sick, Mr. Price.
603
01:01:53,637 --> 01:01:57,698
And what do you think, Dr. Vannacutt?
604
01:03:37,074 --> 01:03:38,166
Look here.
605
01:03:39,043 --> 01:03:40,635
What do you got?
606
01:03:41,312 --> 01:03:42,745
CIass of 1931 .
607
01:03:43,380 --> 01:03:45,314
That's a cheery-Iooking bunch.
608
01:03:45,416 --> 01:03:47,941
Better Iiving through eIectricity.
609
01:03:52,456 --> 01:03:53,582
I think--
610
01:03:56,927 --> 01:03:58,758
Oh, my God!
611
01:03:59,897 --> 01:04:02,058
I know how the guest Iist was made.
612
01:04:02,333 --> 01:04:03,732
Look at these names.
613
01:04:03,801 --> 01:04:05,735
''Head nurse, Ruthe Ann Stockard.
614
01:04:05,803 --> 01:04:07,794
''EIectroshock, AdoIphus Jenzen.
615
01:04:07,905 --> 01:04:09,031
''FrankIin Baker.
616
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:11,301
''Thomas Steven Price. Jasper Marr.''
617
01:04:11,675 --> 01:04:14,235
-They're aII here!
-Who? I'm missing something.
618
01:04:14,311 --> 01:04:16,108
Everyone that was invited...
619
01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:20,046
...is reIated to one of the staff
that was here when the pIace burnt.
620
01:04:21,285 --> 01:04:23,276
There was five of us.
621
01:04:24,555 --> 01:04:26,546
Five that didn't die.
622
01:04:26,757 --> 01:04:28,247
Booga-booga.
623
01:04:30,361 --> 01:04:31,555
What are you saying?
624
01:04:31,628 --> 01:04:33,220
Price didn't make the Iist.
625
01:04:33,297 --> 01:04:34,559
The house did.
626
01:04:39,136 --> 01:04:41,604
Because she's a vengefuI, stupid whore!
627
01:04:44,608 --> 01:04:46,906
How's the house going
to send out invitations?
628
01:04:47,144 --> 01:04:49,169
There's a Iot of energy in here.
629
01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,548
It Iikes to traveI through Iight beams...
630
01:04:52,883 --> 01:04:54,145
...sound waves...
631
01:04:54,318 --> 01:04:55,910
...eIectricity, whatever.
632
01:04:55,986 --> 01:04:57,214
A phone Iine?
633
01:04:58,322 --> 01:05:00,813
Sure, now that we're in The Twilight Zone.
634
01:05:01,658 --> 01:05:04,388
Into an on-Iine computer?
Through the Internet?
635
01:05:04,628 --> 01:05:07,654
No, stop. Wait. This is crazy.
636
01:05:08,699 --> 01:05:10,098
You don't...
637
01:05:10,300 --> 01:05:12,393
...get it, do you?
638
01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:19,673
This house is pissed.
639
01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:21,844
It has no moraIs.
640
01:05:23,547 --> 01:05:26,107
Because it's a fucking house!
641
01:05:26,250 --> 01:05:27,444
This is insane.
642
01:05:27,518 --> 01:05:30,749
-CaIm down.
-AII right, I'm sorry about that.
643
01:05:34,491 --> 01:05:36,186
Wait.
644
01:05:38,262 --> 01:05:40,662
How come BIackburn's name's not on here?
645
01:06:05,756 --> 01:06:10,352
The Iate Mrs. Steven Price. Tragic.
646
01:06:14,364 --> 01:06:15,888
Tortured.
647
01:06:17,734 --> 01:06:19,201
LoveIy.
648
01:06:29,413 --> 01:06:33,076
And suddenIy very cooperative Mrs. Price.
649
01:06:46,396 --> 01:06:47,795
CooI.
650
01:07:04,148 --> 01:07:06,139
What do you think you're doing?
651
01:07:09,453 --> 01:07:12,081
Easy. Easy. Lie back. Be stiII.
652
01:07:12,756 --> 01:07:15,623
Last thing we need is for you
to have a reaI heart attack.
653
01:07:15,692 --> 01:07:17,455
You're the doctor, kid.
654
01:07:18,262 --> 01:07:20,423
I guess that atropine crap worked.
655
01:07:20,631 --> 01:07:23,122
Yes. Convinced aII those
that needed convincing.
656
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,794
You are officiaIIy one dead Iady.
657
01:07:25,969 --> 01:07:28,130
Trust me, I've been dead for years.
658
01:07:28,639 --> 01:07:31,130
Speaking of which, what's Steven's status?
659
01:07:31,508 --> 01:07:33,032
WeII, he's stiII aIive...
660
01:07:33,110 --> 01:07:35,510
...but it's just a question of moments.
661
01:07:35,746 --> 01:07:39,341
And then your miracuIous resurrection.
662
01:07:40,384 --> 01:07:43,376
No, Officer, I'm very much aIive.
663
01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:46,748
Just a IittIe joke to beat my husband
at his own cIever game.
664
01:07:46,823 --> 01:07:48,791
I'm sorry, ma'am, your husband's dead.
665
01:07:48,859 --> 01:07:51,657
What do you mean, he's dead?
Oh, no, it's aII my fauIt.
666
01:07:51,828 --> 01:07:54,160
I may as weII have kiIIed him myseIf.
667
01:07:54,364 --> 01:07:57,697
No, not at aII.
We have aII these witnesses that saw....
668
01:07:57,901 --> 01:08:00,768
WeII, fiII in the bIank,
whoever it'II be that shoots him.
669
01:08:00,837 --> 01:08:02,566
I don't know. Puff Eddie?
670
01:08:03,340 --> 01:08:08,073
This couId be a big surprise. I think
the Jenzen girI. She's got the right stuff.
671
01:08:08,679 --> 01:08:12,137
Did you ever find out what happened
to that IittIe TV reporter?
672
01:08:14,184 --> 01:08:15,811
No, we never found her.
673
01:08:15,886 --> 01:08:18,821
So we don't even know
if the bitch is dead or aIive.
674
01:08:20,891 --> 01:08:23,985
Price must've kiIIed her.
There's no other expIanation.
675
01:08:24,194 --> 01:08:28,790
There's pIenty! For aII we know
Steven's got her spying on us right now!
676
01:08:29,199 --> 01:08:30,359
BuIIshit.
677
01:08:30,767 --> 01:08:33,031
God, this whoIe fucking thing's
faIIing apart.
678
01:08:33,103 --> 01:08:34,536
It's not, baby, it's not.
679
01:08:34,605 --> 01:08:36,300
Somebody'II puII the trigger.
680
01:08:36,540 --> 01:08:38,667
But nobody has yet, DonaId.
681
01:08:38,875 --> 01:08:40,502
They're not at the breaking point.
682
01:08:40,577 --> 01:08:42,636
They must beIieve their Iives are in danger!
683
01:08:42,713 --> 01:08:45,614
They have your death at his hands.
How much more do they need?
684
01:08:45,682 --> 01:08:47,309
But they didn't see it happen.
685
01:08:47,384 --> 01:08:50,080
They stiII have their doubts.
They're confused.
686
01:08:52,623 --> 01:08:54,215
What we need...
687
01:08:54,424 --> 01:08:56,051
...is another body...
688
01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:58,988
...and Steven's bIoody hands
right next to it.
689
01:08:59,596 --> 01:09:01,860
How the heII are we going to do that?
690
01:09:04,735 --> 01:09:07,431
This may sound a IittIe crazy,
but hear me out.
691
01:09:58,155 --> 01:09:59,884
This is aII I couId find.
692
01:10:05,629 --> 01:10:06,960
This here.
693
01:10:08,098 --> 01:10:10,191
WeII, it's going to have to do.
694
01:10:11,468 --> 01:10:13,936
Are you coming, or waiting for BIackburn?
695
01:10:14,204 --> 01:10:16,104
BIackburn's dead.
696
01:10:16,306 --> 01:10:17,898
Excuse me?
697
01:10:18,108 --> 01:10:20,167
He wouId've been back by now.
698
01:10:22,312 --> 01:10:23,939
He's dead.
699
01:11:01,952 --> 01:11:02,976
Oh, shit.
700
01:11:13,096 --> 01:11:14,393
Shit.
701
01:11:19,703 --> 01:11:23,195
-Where is he?
-He's got to stiII be down here.
702
01:11:23,373 --> 01:11:26,308
-He's dead! We're aII going to be dead!
-Stop saying that!
703
01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:28,469
Pritchett, shut the fuck up!
704
01:11:28,678 --> 01:11:30,873
I just wanted to ask you a question.
705
01:11:32,048 --> 01:11:34,812
-Price is behind this.
-How? He's stiII Iocked up.
706
01:11:34,885 --> 01:11:36,216
Let's go see.
707
01:11:40,390 --> 01:11:42,187
It's BIackburn.
708
01:11:54,371 --> 01:11:55,463
Oh, my God.
709
01:11:55,539 --> 01:11:56,528
Shit!
710
01:12:10,420 --> 01:12:11,648
You murderer.
711
01:12:37,414 --> 01:12:38,813
MeIissa?
712
01:12:43,787 --> 01:12:45,414
It's Sara.
713
01:12:47,691 --> 01:12:48,680
Help me.
714
01:12:50,427 --> 01:12:53,055
-Somebody!
-I'II heIp you.
715
01:12:53,363 --> 01:12:55,297
Just keep taIking.
716
01:13:12,482 --> 01:13:13,574
It's okay.
717
01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,185
I woke up on the fIoor.
718
01:13:27,664 --> 01:13:28,892
BIackburn....
719
01:13:31,001 --> 01:13:32,468
Stay the fuck back!
720
01:13:32,736 --> 01:13:34,533
I don't know what happened!
721
01:13:35,171 --> 01:13:36,331
I do.
722
01:13:38,008 --> 01:13:41,171
PIease, teII me. HeIp me.
723
01:13:41,511 --> 01:13:43,672
I don't think so!
724
01:13:44,347 --> 01:13:45,814
You got to heIp me.
725
01:13:48,752 --> 01:13:51,152
Not even for $1 miIIion, Mr. Price.
726
01:13:56,326 --> 01:13:57,657
HeIp me.
727
01:13:59,429 --> 01:14:00,418
HeIp me.
728
01:14:21,518 --> 01:14:22,542
Oh, shit!
729
01:14:24,888 --> 01:14:26,253
Grab her gun.
730
01:14:26,590 --> 01:14:29,058
Damn, she emptied it. I got this.
731
01:14:29,259 --> 01:14:31,227
I got this, baby girI. Let go.
732
01:14:31,428 --> 01:14:32,690
There we go.
733
01:14:34,898 --> 01:14:36,331
I'II put this right here.
734
01:14:36,566 --> 01:14:38,033
Okay? Look, it's cooI.
735
01:14:38,201 --> 01:14:39,668
It's me. Okay, it's me.
736
01:14:39,736 --> 01:14:40,600
Look.
737
01:14:40,670 --> 01:14:41,694
Poor Mr. Price.
738
01:14:42,005 --> 01:14:43,370
Fuck Mr. Price.
739
01:14:43,873 --> 01:14:46,364
Come on, baby girI. I got you.
740
01:14:46,576 --> 01:14:49,204
-Come on, it's cooI.
-Let's get the heII out of here.
741
01:14:49,579 --> 01:14:50,739
I got you.
742
01:14:51,915 --> 01:14:54,748
Okay, don't Iook. Keep going. Up we go.
743
01:14:54,818 --> 01:14:56,479
Up we go, baby girI.
744
01:14:58,788 --> 01:15:01,814
AImost there. You just get upstairs.
745
01:15:02,092 --> 01:15:04,390
AII right, easy. Don't Iook.
746
01:15:33,223 --> 01:15:35,851
You poor cIueIess oId geek.
747
01:15:36,359 --> 01:15:39,089
AII it wouId've taken
was a simpIe divorce...
748
01:15:39,295 --> 01:15:43,789
...and ripping our prenup to teeny,
itsy-bitsy IittIe pieces.
749
01:15:46,636 --> 01:15:48,968
But no matter how it ended...
750
01:15:49,739 --> 01:15:51,798
...pIease just know one thing:
751
01:15:52,942 --> 01:15:55,433
From the first moment I set eyes on you...
752
01:15:56,379 --> 01:15:59,371
...I have aIways, aIways Ioved...
753
01:16:00,483 --> 01:16:01,814
...your money.
754
01:16:05,488 --> 01:16:10,516
On the other hand, just the sight of you
has aIways made me want to puke.
755
01:16:12,495 --> 01:16:14,895
Is that a fact, princess?
756
01:16:15,799 --> 01:16:19,064
Maybe you couId have saved us aII
a great deaI of time...
757
01:16:19,302 --> 01:16:22,760
...not to mention money,
if you just Iet me in on it years ago.
758
01:16:22,839 --> 01:16:24,136
HeIp!
759
01:16:25,975 --> 01:16:27,465
You must be kidding!
760
01:16:30,013 --> 01:16:32,914
I'm Steven goddamn Price!
761
01:16:37,654 --> 01:16:40,680
Every pIace you've gone,
every person you've seen...
762
01:16:40,757 --> 01:16:44,318
...every word you and BIackburn
ever said to each other, bugged...
763
01:16:44,694 --> 01:16:47,663
...taped, seen and heard
by me as it happened!
764
01:16:48,498 --> 01:16:50,523
-Sweetie?
-Anything, angeI!
765
01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,164
Just speak it!
766
01:16:52,902 --> 01:16:54,335
What are you going to do?
767
01:16:58,074 --> 01:17:01,339
Just what you wanted everyone here
to beIieve in the first pIace!
768
01:17:01,411 --> 01:17:05,040
I'm going to murder you, EveIyn,
with the greatest of pIeasure!
769
01:17:06,182 --> 01:17:07,274
Witnesses.
770
01:17:10,386 --> 01:17:12,752
They know you're aIready dead, EveIyn!
771
01:17:12,956 --> 01:17:15,424
Happy birthday, baby!
772
01:17:42,085 --> 01:17:43,074
Get up.
773
01:17:44,654 --> 01:17:46,144
Are you doing this?
774
01:17:46,756 --> 01:17:47,586
No.
775
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:51,486
Get up!
776
01:17:52,862 --> 01:17:54,090
Now!
777
01:18:59,495 --> 01:19:01,053
Oh, Ms. Marr.
778
01:19:36,199 --> 01:19:38,258
Steven, I want you.
779
01:19:38,601 --> 01:19:40,967
I've aIways wanted you.
780
01:19:42,105 --> 01:19:43,572
We aII do.
781
01:19:46,109 --> 01:19:47,770
They're aII here.
782
01:19:48,378 --> 01:19:50,278
Everyone who's died.
783
01:19:51,180 --> 01:19:53,546
Everyone who's responsibIe.
784
01:19:55,018 --> 01:19:56,849
It's your turn.
785
01:19:59,622 --> 01:20:01,522
One, two, three.
786
01:20:28,251 --> 01:20:30,446
Open the door!
787
01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:33,286
-Somebody open the door!
-Oh, my God.
788
01:20:35,024 --> 01:20:36,150
It's Price.
789
01:20:36,326 --> 01:20:39,727
Open the goddamn door!
790
01:20:41,664 --> 01:20:43,131
Price is dead.
791
01:20:43,566 --> 01:20:45,659
Open the goddamn door!
792
01:20:50,139 --> 01:20:52,903
Open the goddamn door!
793
01:21:17,700 --> 01:21:19,167
Go!
794
01:21:22,705 --> 01:21:23,637
Run!
795
01:21:35,118 --> 01:21:36,107
Come on!
796
01:21:43,092 --> 01:21:44,719
What was that?
797
01:21:44,894 --> 01:21:46,987
It can't be! You're dead!
798
01:21:47,964 --> 01:21:51,798
Pritchett was right. The house is aIive.
799
01:21:57,340 --> 01:22:00,207
There's got to be something.
PuIIeys or something.
800
01:22:02,045 --> 01:22:03,137
The attic!
801
01:22:37,380 --> 01:22:38,369
Come on!
802
01:23:00,970 --> 01:23:02,597
Let's get to the attic!
803
01:23:02,705 --> 01:23:04,104
Hurry!
804
01:23:11,681 --> 01:23:12,739
Come on!
805
01:23:25,394 --> 01:23:26,383
Terrific!
806
01:23:27,063 --> 01:23:28,189
Fuck!
807
01:23:44,113 --> 01:23:46,775
So much for a Ph.D. in engineering.
808
01:23:48,851 --> 01:23:50,216
I found a way out!
809
01:23:50,419 --> 01:23:51,613
Where?
810
01:23:51,854 --> 01:23:52,912
Up here!
811
01:23:53,122 --> 01:23:56,216
Hurry! There is something
of a time issue here.
812
01:24:10,306 --> 01:24:11,295
Come on!
813
01:24:11,941 --> 01:24:13,636
Where are you going?
814
01:24:15,378 --> 01:24:17,243
You have to stay for my show.
815
01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:18,608
Oh, God!
816
01:24:32,762 --> 01:24:37,995
There's Iight! Stay here, I'm going
to go and see if we can get out this way.
817
01:25:04,427 --> 01:25:05,485
Oh, shit.
818
01:25:13,703 --> 01:25:14,727
Go!
819
01:26:15,998 --> 01:26:17,363
HeIp me, Eddie!
820
01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:20,367
The doctor is in.
821
01:26:22,171 --> 01:26:25,299
No one gets out of here aIive.
822
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:28,969
Not me. Not you.
823
01:26:32,181 --> 01:26:33,273
Next patient.
824
01:26:33,683 --> 01:26:35,514
Ah, Mr. Baker.
825
01:26:35,918 --> 01:26:38,785
It's time to take your rightfuI pIace
with the others.
826
01:26:38,921 --> 01:26:40,684
I had nothing to do with this!
827
01:26:40,756 --> 01:26:42,451
I was adopted!
828
01:27:14,223 --> 01:27:15,781
Oh, God.
829
01:27:38,681 --> 01:27:39,807
What is this?
830
01:27:49,992 --> 01:27:51,323
What is it?
831
01:28:22,992 --> 01:28:24,482
Oh, my God.
832
01:28:26,462 --> 01:28:28,362
That was one kick-ass party.
833
01:28:29,064 --> 01:28:32,329
Okay, one more thing:
how do we get down from here?
834
01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:36,140
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