All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Down.Under.S02E09.720p.WEB.h264-EDITH_1692646716_720p

Previously, on
"Below Deck Down Under..."

-Hello!
-Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God, Joao.

So how do you know him?

Not a surprise.

Get mentally prepared
to have a busy day.

We’re down a teammate.
I gotta really step it up.

I will do my best, I promise.

We are ready.

Harry, I’m Laura.
Fully shaved.

[laughing]

I’ve never met
porn stars before.

I’m itching to take all
my clothes off right now.

It’s not right.

These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

Oh, yes!

Are we on to watch
the sunset from the sun deck?

Are you asking me right now?

-I’m asking you.
-Yeah!

We were literally just
having a moment.

I’m pretty sure he was
literally about to kiss me.

-And you ----ed it up.
-Give her a kiss.

Thank you.

CV of the new second
stewardess that’s coming.

Oh, she’s pretty.

Looks like she’ll be here
for dinner service.

She needs assistance.

Joao, you want to go
for a kayak, mate?

Yeah, no worries.

Do you want a paddle or
should I do all the work?

We have to get this tender up.

Get her out of the water.

Stop! Oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Stop!
Stop, stop, stop, stop!

Boom down, mate.
Boom down.

No, no, no, no, no, no!
Hey!

[bleep]

Wait.

Let the bow go a bit.
Let the bow go.

-Come anti.
-Here you go, bro.

Come anti.

Come here, guys.

It’s where you need to be.

Okay. Stop there.

Cable down.
Cable down. Cable down.

Got a switch.

Cable down.

Chill. Chill.

Cable down. Get it in.

Cable down.

Stop.
Oh, [bleep].

Lord.

[bleep]

That was pretty strong, man.

-I know.
-Hold on.

Cable down.

Whoa.
-What happened?

I think it just
started swinging.

It was more than a swing.
We didn’t have no control.

Fair enough, cap.

I think you might have
had it on fast.

I’m sorry, cap.

When lifting a tender,
the controls have

a fast and a slow speed.

We want to be operating
on a slow speed.

We’re in charter four now,
this is something

that the boys should know.

If you get a swing on,
it can really cause some damage.

It’s fixable, but they’ve
got to come out.

That’s where accidents
will occur.

It’s fixable,
but they’ve got to come out.

Okay.

We’ve got some repair to do.

I am embarrassed.

This happened in front
of the guest,

but at the end of the day,
the tender’s fine.

There’s a railing
that’s broken at the bottom,

so we’ll have to repair that.

It’s a $700 fix.
We can get that done.

Culver was very lucky.

This is so cool, though.

I’ve never seen
anything like this.

This is so pretty.

I’m so happy up here.

We’re ----ing launch
in this thing

and hurricane swells
by ourselves.

Do you want
to see our new stew?

Yeah.

Oh, I do.

Jaimee Neal.

Man, she’s young.

She’s so pretty.

Great.
She’s ----ing gorgeous.

For four years,
she was on a real busy

charter boat 50 meter.

I’m excited to get
a new stew, obviously,

but I just wish she was ugly.

Thanks a lot, Jason.

Thank you.

Honk if you’re horny.

Let’s go into the
jacuzzi, please.

Do you want a drink?

Johnny, what shot do you want?
Tequila?

Tequila’s fine.

-And a margarita, please.
-Absolutely.

I’m going to go down
and one other person

because we don’t need more than
two people up right now.

I’ll go down for a bit.

Can I have you a second?

Yeah.

What are you making?

Cake for tonight
to place on her.

Do you think these are
just too big

to place on her body?

Those could be, like,
on her nipples, honestly.

She’s just going to come in
here and are you going to...

No, I take everything up.

I do it in front of everyone.

Tonight for dessert, we’re
going to have the primary.

Primary Laura would like to
be served as dessert,

her body decorated by the chef.

I’m going to paint
her in chocolate,

put cakes on her, strawberries,
berries, maple syrup.

This is a new one for me.
I’m really excited.

It’s going to look amazing.

Does anyone want
a jelly belly?

Oh, my God.

What’s up, Hot Tub Gary?

Oh, look who’s here.

So we did a bit of damage up
there, lifting that tender up.

I think Culver might have
been in fast motion,

which caused a bit of jerkiness.

-It was a bit swelly.
-Yeah.

However, probably the wrong
person to have on the controls.

Yeah.

The tender’s crashed
into the side.

Firstly, not good, of course.

But also, when a captain gets
involved with things like that,

it just shows that there
is lack of trust,

because they don’t know
what they’re doing.

So I want to prove to
Jason that he can trust me.

So who’s on now,
Adam and Culver?

-Yes.
-Culver, what’s he up to?

-Should be on deck.
-Good.

We have our tops off.
Can you have your top off?

I can make mine
like a crop top thing.

Yeah.

-I have shots.
-Oh, my God.

Here we go.

-Okay.
-Cheers.

Cheers.

Everybody good?
You need anything else?

Can I get a whiskey sour?

Yes.

I love them so much.

Laura getting fired
was a huge blessing.

I’m finally getting a chance to
prove myself and work my way up.

And then this
new stew coming in.

She’s been in yachting
longer than me,

so now I have to go back
to where I was.

And I’m not really going
to grow in laundry.

It’s delicious.

Deck crew, deck crew, we should
have an inbound tender.

Look out for it.

Our other crew
member is coming.

-Hello!
-How are you?

-I’m good. How are you?
-Watch your step.

How you going?

Thanks for coming.
Short notice.

So happy to be here.

Straight through there.
You can meet Margot.

Do we want to use these?

They look like for a
kid’s birthday party,

but I like it.

-Oh, hi.
-Hi.

How are you?

-Wet hug.
-Oh, hello.

-What’s your name?
-Jaimee.

-I’m going to be your roomie.
-Oh, amazing.

Yay.

Let’s get into it.

-I’m ready.
-I’ll take you to your room.

-I’m ready to go.
-Yay.

New stew.

Who the [bleep]
got this running?

What a waste.

It’s really difficult
to keep chocolate melted.

I’m testing every single
different type of chocolate:

chocolate and butter,
chocolate and condensed milk.

If you need to know
it’s sh--, don’t do it.

It turns to rock.

And last minute I was like,

I’m going to make
a thick, hot chocolate

and see if it works.

Better.

You look like you’ve
got really good experience.

Yeah. Yeah. Well, my last boat,
I was chief stew for a year.

-Yeah.
-Oh, amazing.

Like, I’m fine with cleaning,
love laundry...

-Perfect.
-...love table decos.

Yes!

Oh, my God.
I love you.

I’ve been in yachting
about five years.

My first boat was
an adventure boat.

We went hiking, fishing,
helicopter rides.

It was amazing.

When you’re ready,
just make your way up.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

All right.

I think I was a bit of
a tomboy growing up.

I was like very sporty,
but at the same time,

I can put on my heels
and get classy.

So...

-Hi.
-Hi.

-I’m Jaimee.
-I’m Tzarina.

So nice to meet you.
You’ll be chef, obviously.

Yeah, yeah. Cheffy.

Oh, yeah.
Hopefully.

All right.
I’m going to go find Aesha.

Look at the sunset.

Just turn around and
look for like a minute.

Take your one minute break.
Soak it in.

Why is this an absolute mess?

I got one minute to myself,

and then it’s like,
get your blacks on. Hurry up.

Where’s Joao?

All right.

Deck crew, deck crew.
We have an hour to dinner.

I want to make sure
that everything’s clean.

Copy that.

Here comes the rain.

So, this is the main pantry.

Sparkling water, still water.

Fat whore.

That face, too.

It’s been such
a busy theme charter.

Tonight is Animal Instincts.

Literally, we can just
take everything from that box

and vomit it there.

Amazing.

So, thanks, Culver.

-Hi.
-I’m the deck stew.

-I’m Culver.
-Deck stew.

All of it depends on him.

More like Stew Deck.

-What’s your name?
-Multitalented. Jaimee.

Jaimee, Culver.
Very nice to meet you.

Wow.

This girl is gorgeous.

-So, I’m out of here.
-Bye.

Do you want to see
the toy store?

Yeah.

So, when all of the decor
stuff comes in with provisions,

this is where we put it.

Culver, we met?

-Yeah, we met.
-Yeah, we did.

Okay, good.

Are you our new stew?

Hi, yeah, I am.

I’m Adam, nice to meet you.

Adam, Jaimee,
so nice to meet you.

Dating on yachts is fun.

You kind of just forget that
anyone else in the world exists.

-You snuck in here.
-I did sneak in.

-Better late than never.
-Yeah, exactly.

As far as the deck team
is concerned,

I see some options.

Love a good boatmance.

They’re both so cute.

I am.

Oh, that’s fun.

-Are you?
-I am.

Whoo, girl!

Big pickup. Big pickup.
Solid draft pick.

She looks like she’s going to
be a great asset to the team.

[laughing]

Coming up...

Yes.

So let’s do it.

Yay!

Any deck crew
available to help me?

Copy.

Come on, honey.

Hello, hello.

You need help on anything?

Do you mind
doing that little last

bit of washing
up in the sink?

-Yeah, I’ll do.
-Hey.

Hi.

-I’m Harry.
-Jaimee.

Jaimee, nice to meet you.

-Are you Aussie?
-Yeah.

Wow, another Aussie.

Are you?

Yeah, I live in Sydney.

Oh, nice.
I’m from Perth.

Nice.

-Yeah.
-Nice.

Is there any other Aussies?

-The captain.
-Oh.

-Well, welcome.
-Yes.

Well, Harry just met
the new girl,

so I’m going to jump ship.

No!

If Culver even speaks to her...

I’m so...

That’s bad, ooh.

Why don’t we
get everything get up

in terms of decoration?

Oh, hello.

Who is that, Jesse?

Oh, my God.
Jesus.

Perfect.

Wow. Wow.

-Surprise.
-Hi.

Oh, my God.

I would be really
interested to see it you could

feel it
moving inside you.

Oh, yeah, feel.

-Oh, it vibrates.
-Yeah.

I just realized I forgot
to tell you your shift.

The second’s always the
night girl, party girl.

-Are you comfortable with that?
-Yeah.

So I’m on the mid-shift
and third’s on morning.

Cool.

-Is that okay??
-Yeah.

Like, I know it’s easier
to just stick

with the same shift always,

but if you’re ever like,
I don’t want to be night girl,

I would be down to try it.

Maybe, like, just
another one or two

-just to keep practicing.
-Yeah.

And then absolutely.

Yay!

And you’re comfortable
enough with housekeeping

-and all you can do is do that.
-I’m so happy to do that.

-Totally.
-Perfect.

-Yeah.
-Amazing.

Have you met the new stew?

-She’s Aussie.
-Is she?

Like me.

But you still love Margot,
don’t you?

Oh, yeah, 100%.
I’m going on a date tomorrow.

So I’ll put it together
like a cheese board.

I can give you
a cheese platter.

I’ll make it.
You don’t have to make it.

This is so cool.

It is.
I love it.

Can you please wear
that for service?

You should.

-Margot?
-Harry?

-Is that you?
-No.

You look so good
in your leopard.

Thank you.

Calling all weirdoes.

It’s wild animal night.

Is that everything?

There’s not much else
we can do.

I think we did
a good job, though.

Well, hello.

-Hi, I’m Jaimee.
-I’m Skyy. Nice to meet you.

This gorgeous creature
just came from nowhere.

Oh, yeah.
This is Jaimee.

We’ve got another Stew now.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you look amazing.

Oh, yay!

Are you trying to work
out the shifts?

Yeah.

I’m going to give you a list
for night shifts as well.

Just some basic things like

drain the jacuzzi and
then vacuuming the interior

and bar section as well.

Write it down because
then I can look at it,

and go
done, done, done, done.

Okay.

This has been a trip
of insane bonding.

This is family, okay?
Cheers.

-Love you guys.
-Love you all so much.

Hola, cheffy.

Oh, no, you bitch.
You whore.

Oh, spit in my mouth.

-Oh, my God.
-Who said that?

You said that.
That was terrible.

Culvs, where’s your costume?

I want one.
Where are they?

Oh, I thought it was
one of those ones

-you could put your hands in.
-[squeaking]

Ooh, what the...
what the [bleep]?

What was that?

Tzarina and I have
two friends in common.

My friend was
her friend with benefits

and her friend was
my friend with benefits.

We kind of got
to know each other

in a very roundabout way.

Look, look, look!

I think she thinks
she knows a lot about me,

but she doesn’t.

A lot of it’s based
on assumption, a lot.

Some of it, not so much.

A lot of it is.

I need that in my life,
I love it.

Jaimee, Jaimee, do you mind
between courses

helping Margot?

-Copy, on my way.
-Yay.

That looks good.

I don’t know if
I’m allowed to cut these.

Are you just wearing your bra
on at the dinner table?

Well, yes.
Tits out.

Do you guys, like,
fold all this up?

Yeah, I like to make
that look nice.

-Aesha.
-What?

We’re going on a safari tour.

Good, good.

Can I ask you
a serious question?

Yes.

Do you do this sort of
stuff in the bedroom?

I do, I do. I really
get into character.

All right, let’s go.

Oh, my God!

Wow!

Come discover me!

So this course is
call grab my racks.

So you’ve got
the lamb rack,

and you’ve got
a stuffed pumpkin.

Is there anything you
don’t look hot in?

Always ready for
any adventure.

-Oh, yeah.
-All right.

-I’ll see you in a bit.
-See you in a bit.

And these potatoes are butter.

I think she might be
my favorite chef now.

Yay!

The guests are loving it.

Yay.

Is this our last supper?

That’s our last supper,
you’re right.

I have to go back to
Kraft Dinner in a pot?

We get breakfast tomorrow,
though, right, before we leave?

Of course.

Deck crew, deck crew. I just
put the schedule back up.

It’s easier to read now.

This looks so good.
I love having help.

I’m going to
go run downstairs,

put my dress away.

Let’s do it.
Amazing.

Chef, chef. Shall we, like,
clear the whole table?

Clear the whole table
and get her naked on it.

And girls
if you want to come watch

in, like, ten minutes.

Do you really want all the crew
to sit around watching,

or is it more of
an intimate thing?

Who do you think
these people are?

Watching, of course.

[chuckling]

I’m so excited.

-Everything off?
-Everything off.

Okay. The table’s clear.

It’s almost time.

Okay.
We’re ready for you, chef.

All right. Come on, then,
my little bitches.

I’ve definitely got the one
that could fall.

[laughing]

God, is there paintbrushes?

-What?
-Are we making our own dessert?

You’re not doing anything.

Oh, my God. I’m so
freaking excited for this.

I am... Oh!

Oh, my God.
This is going to be the best.

I am just so worried that I’m
going to cross the line somehow.

I mean, I’m going
to be professional.

What is happening?

-Yes.
-Yes.

[shouting]

Oh, come on, chef.

You ready?
Shall I do this?

How amazing does that feel?

It’s warm.

I know, right?

Boners all around.

Oh, my God.
I’m obsessed.

Wow!

-Oh, wow.
-That’s amazing.

Ooh!

Wow.

This is artwork!

Well, there you go.
Dig in.

Yeah.

I’ll just lick the leg
from the foot up.

Best dessert ever.

Ooh, la la.

Even when she’s getting
painted in chocolate,

she’s somehow lying back
in a sexy way.

I want to know if
you can get like

sensual movement
classes or something.

You know?

Chef, you’re amazing.

That was actually
really fun to do.

You missed it.

Was it good?

Yeah, it was amazing!

It’s all eaten up, is it?

We’ve got loads left over,

so do you want to
take your clothes off

and I’ll meet you in your cabin?

It’s officially time for bed.

Oh, look, they got
the shower going.

You’re serious?
That’s so awesome.

Want to just stand right there.

-Oh, we’re great.
-I think we’re great.

That is so nice.

No, you’re good.

I’m going to grab a
towel for you.

Yeah, grab a towel, Culver.

Do we have any towels, like,

that are ready
right now anywhere?

Yeah.

I do.

Yeah.

I don’t know how
I always catch myself

in these situations.

-I know, right?
-[laughing]

Doing my job.

Doing your job, that’s it.

You can’t wear those things.

Don’t forget your neck, baby.

Is that a modesty towel or...

Yeah, he’s trying to
hide this area.

Okay, wrap me up.

Here we go.

You guys are the best.

Is there anything I
can help you with?

I just need you
to eat all the chocolate.

No problem.
With my tongue.

If it’s with your tongue,
then I’m just going to...

[laughing]

Oh, my God.

But, okay.
Let’s do it.

I’m up for a challenge.

It seems like
you’re quite popular

in the yachting industry.

Why is that?

Don’t know.

Maybe it’s your
reputation of being a whore.

So gross.

Are you seeing anyone
at the moment?

-Nah.
-Having a bit of a break.

Yeah, long break.

-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

I was engaged.

-What?
-Yeah.

All right.

What?

I gave her many chances
after finding,

like, red-handed,
lying, bullsh--.

Did she cheat?

In the beginning, yes.

And then she closed off
from me entirely.

After my disengagement,

I went to a very,
very dark place.

Because of having given
someone all my vulnerability,

I feel like I could never
go back to that place

where I could
just be so trusting,

and I just hope that
I break out of it.

And you,
last real relationship?

Assuming that you’re not in one.

I was kind of with
someone this winter,

but I just couldn’t
get that spark.

Yeah.

I really love
the feeling of...

-Oh, hello.
-The feeling.

-I missed you today.
-Yeah, I missed you, too.

Cheers, mate.
Thanks for today.

All right, yeah.
No problem, bud.

-Good night, guys.
-I’m also going to call it.

-Are you off for tonight?
-Yeah.

Where are you?
You’re 10 to six.

-All right, homie.
-Good job.

-Yeah.
-See ya in the morning, brother.

-Thank you, man.
-We’ll see you in the morning.

What did he do?
What did he do?

He ----ing kayaked.

What do you reckon?

-That he’s really lazy.
-Yeah.

He didn’t even do
the ----ing work.

Oh, thank God for you.

-Oh, my God.
-I got you.

Thank you.

-What about this?
-I’ll do it.

-No.
-No.

-Because we’re amazing.
-You guys are amazing.

Yeah, we are amazing.

Thank you for your help tonight.

Thanks so much, guys.

Good night.

Do you want to put
them in the bag?

Yeah, I’ll do it.

Good night, bro.

Sleep well.

Yes, it’s a shame,
though, actually.

-I really like them.
-I know.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That eye’s such a breeze.

Good Morning!

Can I get you anything?

Maybe a latte.
Yeah.

-Hi.
-What’s up, cheffy?

-What you doing?
-Looking for a boost.

Culver, Culver. Please meet me
on the main deck.

How did you sleep?

Yeah, good.

Culver, Culver.

Okay, copy that.

I’m still kind of
feeling out Joao.

You know, you can’t really
pick your co-workers,

but you can pick your attitude.

So I’m trying to stay positive.

Culver, Culver, Joao.

I’m just grabbing
a water bottle.

But at the same time,
it’s like, dude,

lighten up a little bit.

Jesus Christ.

Two on two, eh?

Deck crew, deck crew.
Are you ready to lift?

Anchor is ready
for hoist, Captain.

Okay, you can lift
up all shackles.

You can get the anchor
out of the water.

Anchor is at the water line.

Awesome job, guys.
Well done.

I am so happy.

Gorgeous.

I peeked my head
into Johnny and Vanna’s room,

and they’re like, dead.

Vanna, wake your ass up.

[laughing]

Good morning.

-Hi.
-Hi.

How was the evening?

It was so fun.
The boys are so helpful.

-They’re so helpful.
-They’re all angels.

What are your type of guys?

You want me to tell
you who I think?

Yes.

-Harry.
-No.

-Joao.
-No.

Oh, I love Culver.

But Culver’s hers.

It’s hard to say how
I feel about Culver.

I’ve literally been on
the boat for 24 hours.

She’s a feeder.
He’s an eater.

Their love language
is perfect.

The girls are giving me advice,

but cheffy’s kind
of laughing it off.

I’ll proceed with caution.

It’s a little bit
of a weird situation.

Well, we’re going out tonight.

Coming up...

-Chutney.
-Oh, that’s so nice.

Margot and I
have already kissed.

There’s more pressure on me
to make sure everything’s right.

I am very nervous.

Deck crew, deck crew.
We’re 10 minutes out.

-Coming in to dock.
-Copy that.

And one, two, three.

We’re just going
to start setting up.

Is one person okay on the bow?

Yeah, we’ll be all right.

Interior, interior.

Can you meet me
on the swim platform?

Copy.
I’ll go stand there now.

You and Aesha are going
to hold this over.

Have it in the water,
almost horizontal.

I can do that.

What if I mess it up?

Oh, Cap’s going to
probably send you home.

You didn’t unpack, did you?

Deck, deck, give me some good
calls going forward.

Copy that.
Loud and clear.

Your bow is in line with
the breakwater at the moment.

50 meters off the dock.

Harry?

Oh, no, it’s okay.
Sorry.

And we are four meters
from the dock.

We’re good. We’re throwing a
spring line on, spring line.

That’s good. Pull in some more,
pull in some more, man.

-Aesha?
-What?

Come this side.
Thank you.

Thanks. We can hold it there.
That’s perfect.

-Lock it off?
-Yeah, lock it off.

Spring line is locked off.

We’re sweet on deck.
All good to turn off.

All right.
Good work, team.

Port to starboard.
Okay, tighten up, wrap up.

Gangway on.
Suitcases off.

Penguin suits on.

-Let’s go.
-Where’s my epaulettes?

-I threw them out.
-Let’s go.

Take the big ones.

I don’t want to go.

I’m going to cry.

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, love you.
Oh Daddy!

Thank you for appreciating
the trip so much.

You’re such a gentleman,
my friend.

Thank you very much.

I’m licking every part of my
fingertips to find your food.

Thank you, all of you,

for something that none of
us are ever going to forget.

And now, if my ass has done
anything good on this trip,

it has warmed a
very special thank you.

Oh, yay!

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.
-We really appreciate it.

We love you.
Bye.

Bye!

They’re amazing.

Okay, guys.
Let’s have a sweep around.

Let’s get everything
back together.

Covers on.
Rubbish off.

Then we’ll have
a tip meeting, okay?

Cool.

All right, let’s
get this sh-- done.

Get this sh-- done.

Yeah, oh my God,
it’s so close to we can go out.

-I know. I’m so excited.
-And drink.

Cheffy.

Look at this.

I need to try one of these.

Mmm.

So good.

Three turns.

Should we just rubbish, and then
we’re all more or less done.

And then we’re done.
Yeah.

Rubbish, then, mate.
Let’s smash it.

Culver, Culver, Joao.

Culver, Culver.

Go ahead.

Do you mind coming and
helping with the rubbish?

Yeah, copy that.

I’m going to finish up this
and then I’ll be right up there.

Would be a lot easier
with four people, huh?

Joao, Joao,
the contractor is here

to fix the railing
on the top deck.

Deck team, I need to get the two
rails on the aft section off,

if you don’t mind
giving us a hand.

Yeah, copy that.
We’ll pop out.

Bro, like, is he just here
to ----ing collect the paycheck

or some sh--?

I’m not going to go to
my date in this.

Okay, good.
I was just checking

Ew, no, in my military outfit?

Lower them on the starboard
side near the passserale.

-Yeah, you got it?
-Yeah.

-You sure you got it, bro?
-Yep.

-Take the bag, bro.
-Okay.

I’m going to get
really ticked off

if this is what
happens the whole season.

We just did everything.

Some people lead by example.

They like to be seen doing
the job to get the job done.

But Joao seems to
just like delegating.

Just my opinion,
I’m not the bosun.

Everything.

Attention all crew,
attention all crew,

tip meeting in the Main Salon.
Thank you.

Money, money, money.

Well, we’ve got
some new starters in

that have hit
the ground running.

Look at the energy we put in.

Pretty proud of everyone.

This week’s helmet
goes to none other

than the person that
made me trip over,

putting the tender up.

Come on, anti-clockwise.

[bleep]

And that’s Culver.

Oh!

I’m sharing it with Cap.

Cap didn’t have his
glasses up there. He, uh...

I appreciate it, Cap.

Wear it with pride, my friend.

Okay, so you guys,
the tips are 20,000 US dollars,

which is 1,666 each.

And enjoy and spend.

Can I give some of mine?
I was only here for a day.

I can leave that up to you guys.

You can shout a couple of drinks
or something when you’re out.

Yeah, okay.

You know, there’s a bar
bill to be paid, so...

All right, it’s on me.

-Thanks, guys.
-Corona time.

I’d rather get some food, dawg.

Do you want to pick a board?

Yep, where are the boards?

How big are you thinking?

Oh, not big.
This one’ll do.

Oh my God, I’m just
so excited for her.

Okay, what else do
you like us to do?

What’s this?

-Chutney.
-Chutney.

Is that good enough?

I think that’s gorgeous.

All right, we’re done now.

Nice.

Margot and I have
already kissed.

There’s more pressure on me
to make sure everything’s right,

make sure I look good.

What am I going to say?

How am I going
to make the convo?

I am very nervous.

Champagne and then all set.

Oh, wow, that is sexy.

Oh, [bleep],
that’s so nice.

Jeez, I think that
has to be the one.

You go behind the ear.

-One.
-Yeah.

That covers there.

So then, when you’re like,
"Oh, hi, good to see you."

They smell right there.
Oh, boom.

"Oh my God, you smell so good."

I never floss.

So this is a big deal.

Cheese board.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.

Am I too early?

Am I going to be late?

I’m way too early.

Right here, come on.

Dry.

I’m going to go to the
spare bathroom real quick.

Nice.

Oh, I’m stupid.

[hairdryer blowing]

It’s good.

Oh, I didn’t know you were here.

You look beautiful.

Oh, thank you.

-Are you ready?
-So do you.

-Yes.
-Are you sure?

I am.
No, I’m ready.

My dress is short.

I was going to make you go first
the whole time.

Oh my God.

Coming up...

The person before you
was extremely hands-on.

Culver is the laziest dickhead
I’ve worked with.

All the way up.
Is that the way?
Yep.

Did you set something up there?

Maybe.

Look at how pretty
it is outside.

What?

Oh my God!
This is so cute!

And a whole board?

-I made a cheese board.
-Did you do it yourself?

Yeah, of course.

Oh my God.
That’s the cutest ever!

I love a cheese board.

-Looking forward to tonight?
-Hell yeah, brother.

If you promise not
to lose those ears,

you can wear them out.

Because I think it really
goes with your outfit.

Rawr!

Oh, this is so comfy.

-So cute, hey?
-Good job.

-Cheers to...
-Wow.

-Us.
-Us.

No one’s ever done anything
quite like this for me before.

Really?
Why not?

I mean, I’ve had
like nice things.

But this is just different.

Is this how you are
in relationships?

You’re just a gentleman?

Of course.

I’m just not used to it.

I haven’t had a girlfriend
for like three years.

How many relationships
have you been in?

-Two. Serious ones.
-Me too.

Okay, so I had my one in high
school and he was the worst.

And then one recently.

And it was really
unhealthy and bad.

But this is very refreshing.

This is really nice.

Well, have some hummus.
Do you want some brie?

Actually, I don’t like brie.
Sorry.

Really?

No, but I love this stuff.

Thanks.

Do you live on the lake?

I live really like three
minute walk from the lake.

-Nice.
-But it’s really dirty.

There’s algae in it
and it’s disgusting.

-"Al-gee."
-Is that what you call it?

-"Al-gee?"
-It’s algae.

-Algae.
-Algae is like the green stuff.

Yes.

And it smells bad.

You can get like
e-coli from it.

-"Al-gee."
-No, it’s algae.

Hmm...

Oh well.
I don’t care.

-Is it a big lake?
-No, it’s tiny.

But it’s really funny.

Oh no.

God damn it.

We got to go.

Oh my.

What’s up?

Hey, Culver.

Damn, shawty.

Hi.

Thanks a lot, rain.

Can you make
margaritas with her?

Sure.

Damn it.

And should I make one
for everyone?

-Yeah, you might as well.
-I’d love one.

Yeah.

This time of year,
very normal.

Anyway.

I’m in the mood to dance.

Are we gonna play our song?

-Which one?
-What do you think it is?

Say it.
Three, two, one.

-"Dancing Queen."
-Ah.

-Do you like that one?
-Yeah.

It’s just not flowing,
the conversation.

Thank you for joining me.

Thanks for having me.

Thank you.

I’m gonna kiss you.

I don’t know
what’s wrong with me. I don’t.

I just hate hurting
people’s feelings.

So, I guess
I scramble instead.

-Thanks for coming.
-Yeah.

How many times, do you know?

I don’t know. Just ’til whenever
you’re feeling good.

Okay. They are... perfect.

-Hey gang!
-Hey!

How was your date?

It was really wonderful.

How’s the date?
Are you guys getting married?

Yeah.

-How are you doing?
-It was good.

We did.

-How’d it go?
-Amazing!

-All right?
-It was great.

[laughing]

It was a great date.
It was a great date.

When your tongues touched,
did you feel...

Oh...

-Okay.
-Cool.

Wow, look at that sunset.

Yeah, I know.

How are you doing?
How was it on deck today?

How’s Joao?
Do you like him?

-No.
-Why?

He doesn’t ----ing
help us with sh--.

You need to voice something.

Or I will.

And it’s gonna be weird
coming from the chef.

Did you just throw
it all the way?

Shall we go?

Let’s have a good night, babies.

-Come on.
-Yeah.

Let’s go to the club.

Get in the back with her.

I’m getting in
the back with her.

I’m getting in.

So far.

Oh!
Come in!

Yes, baby!

Oh, yeah!

No.

Yeah!

-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.

Yay!

A round of margaritas
to start us off, please.

Thank you.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

How was your guys ride,
by the way?

I thought ours was quite decent,
but I mean, I’m biased.

Here we go.

Oh, guys, could
I make a speech.

We have a new crew.

We are new people,

and let’s make new history.

-[bleep]
-Hey!

You’re so sweet.

Wow.

Cheers.

like you’re really
all over him.

Sorry, but you are.

No, I’m not keen.

-Really?
-Oh. Come on.

You’re out there acting
like his best friend.

It’s difficult
for me because, like,

he’s best friends with, like...

It doesn’t matter.

My bestie.

And she messaged
me being like,

be his best friend
and get through this.

Like, you’re a
----ing amazing woman.

I know, I’m just saying.

I feel like there’s a difference
between getting through it

and sucking his dick.

There’s a difference between
getting through it

and sucking is dick.

But I’m not!

And I’m just meaning that
I feel you’re overcompensating.

Come here.

[bleep]

Since he’s been on board,
you’ve been, like,

literally been sitting next
to him going like this,

flirting like this.

And so I was just confused.

Look, but no, I’m...

So you should be
because you don’t see

everything that goes on.

I’ve seen a totally
different side of him.

He’s extremely manipulative.

And he’s disrespectful
and extremely judgmental.

You judge me.
And it’s quite rude.

I’m just being honest.

But at the end of the day,
I’m sorry.

He’s a ----ing
[bleep] at heart.

And you can do so much better,

and I just don’t want to see
you wasted on that sh--

even just for one night of
----ing vaginal pleasure.

Yes.

[laughing]

Well, you were acting like it.

You were!

No, he’s like a bro!

I’m trying to bring
him into the group.

I’m trying to make him
feel comfortable.

Well, you’re really
going above and beyond.

Good.
I hope I am.

I’m not going to
sleep with Joao.

I know she’s trying
to protect me.

And she has
very good reasons why.

But I’m smarter
than that.

Yeah.

Okay.

I’m not ----ing dumb.

I’m doing what I need to do.

We’re getting the bill now and
then we’re going to dance.

-Hola, chiquita.
-Okay.

-So, between you and I.
-Yes.

And this is just me
looking out for you.

Okay.
Tell me.

So, basically,
the person before you

was trying to prove
himself so much.

He was extremely hands-on
all the time

with them doing everything.

That’s what they’re saying.

What do you guys think
about having a dance?

-Yeah.
-Do you want to have a dance?

He said to me,
don’t say anything to him.

But he’s not working.

He’s just telling us
what to do.

What?

If they think that I haven’t
been working my ass off,

that is so ----ing immature.

I’m not their friend.
I’m their ----ing boss.

And there’s a big difference.

Culver is the laziest deckhand
I’ve worked with.

He looks like he’s working,
but he’s not.

Adam has got a higher
qualification than I do,

but there’s nothing
that’s proven his knowledge.

Oh my God, I feel terrible
for bringing this up.

I feel like I’ve, like,
broken my boy’s trust.

Here’s my word.

I won’t say anything that you
told me, and I appreciate it.

Mother----ers, really?

They take my kindness
for weakness.

It’s up to you.
Here’s the rope, alright?

We can use this
rope constructively,

or you can hang yourself.

[laughing]

You’re ----ing joking.

Oh my God.

What the [bleep]?

Next on
"Below Deck Down Under..."

I told her,
I like Culver.

You’re not looking for,
like, a serious relationship,

because I’m not.

Crank it up a little bit,
try and get in there quick.

Got a little bit of a tide
coming in.

If the next wave gets
into the boat, that’s it.

If we don’t get
something done quickly,

we’re not going anywhere.

[grunting]