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"Below Deck Down Under..."

This is perfect.

You’re putting out
good food.

Let’s keep that food
improving.

Awesome.

A self-aware chef definitely has
got the potential to grow.

I just saw the way that Luke
was looking at you

and I’m feeling very protective.

All they want is water and bed.

No Luke.

Luke is ----ing running
out of Margot’s bed naked.

She was completely unconscious.

I’m going to go down
and find Luke.

I’m going to terminate
his employment.

-Come on, mate.
-Oh.

Up.

She’s ----ed up, I think.

I’m going to terminate
your employment.

I think it’s a mistake.

Laura’s comments weren’t
fitting for us.

I know that’s going to
put a little bit of stress

on the interior.

We’re working on a replacement.

From deck point of view, Culver,

you’re going to have to step
in at the moment.

You want to do this front part?

Yeah, I don’t know.

If Jason can’t find us
a new bosun,

then we’re kind of screwed.

Morning, mate.

Oh, morning.

-How are you?
-Yeah, good.

Number four.

Yeah, we’re just trying
to get main deck aft straight

and then we’ll just
work our way up.

Okay.

Good morning.

Do you want to deal
with the day head?

-Sure.
-Yeah?

Get mentally prepared
to have a busy day.

All right.

Can I have a Harry hug?

Always welcome to a Harry hug.

Oh, I just love you.

-Okay.
-Okay.

Now I feel so much better.
I’m serious.

Oh, really?
Oh, that’s good.

Aesha and Tzarina,

can we meet for a preference
sheet meeting, please?

Copy.

All right.

-Culver.
-Yes.

Have you heard anything
about the new deckie?

-When’s he coming?
-I don’t know.

I haven’t heard anything.

Team.

-Hi, Captain.
-Hello.

We’ve got a pretty easy one.

-Oh, what do you have?
-Do we?

Oh, my gosh.
Is she?

-Oh, Laura Desiree.
-Is that Pink?

Laura Desiree is a New York
based news personality

for a live streaming website.

She considers herself
a sex journalist.

Laura will be joined by
adult entertainers Skyy,

Jessie Lee and Claudio.

Cam4 staff members,
Vanna Faye and Johnny.

Oh, yeah.

The guest requests
a big gay brunch

with the food spread as
outrageous and exciting

as the decor.

Oh, this is what
I was worried about.

I don’t have a creative
bone in my body.

The final evening’s theme
will be animal instincts.

Primary Laura would like
to be served as dessert.

Her body decorated
by the chef.

Well, there’s opportunities
there for some fun stuff.

Oh, like, massively.

Do you think I could
paint her with chocolate?

Yes, why not?

Finally, my sort of people.

[laughing]

What? Today?

Jessie Lee, dietary
restrictions, vegan.

She’s only mentioned
it eight times.

I do have a second officer
coming in this morning.

Oh.

And then we’re working on a
second stewardess for this trip.

Well done.

She’s a babe.

Oh, are you bi?

You’re attracted to the
person, not the sex.

-Yeah.
-So let’s look at this porn.

Holy sh--.

I don’t understand
what that angle is.

What’s even going on here?

No, maybe look
at that upside down.

There’s a lot going on.

You want to do
that deck head or not?

Oh, yeah.
Why not?

Soapy, soap, soap.

Man, these next few days
are gonna be so much.

You’re gonna get to see
just how bad I am at decor.

Trust me, whatever you are
I’m a million times worse.

Love that.

I’m going into this charter
with just Margot and myself,

and she is very green.

Margot is going to do mornings.

I’m going to do mornings
and middle and night

and just hope that we’re going
to get a new stew before I die.

I will do my best.
I promise.

You always do.

Yeah.

People get fired all the time,
which it sucks.

You know, I never like
to see it,

but there’s always a kid
waiting on the dock

with his bags ready to go.

Fun in the sun.

Let’s see what
we’re working with.

-Hey, how’s it going, man?
-What’s up, brother?

I feel like I’m already
wearing the uniform.

Oh, boy.

-Hello.
-Oh, my gosh.

-Oh, my God.
-Culver.

-Culver. Culver.

-Oh, you?
-How are you?

Classic.

Oh, God, Joao.

You look lovely.

Thank you, baby.

You look like a sexy
Russian tonight.

One that you pay for.

You’re saying she looks
like a prostitute.

He’s the worst.

-What’s up, brother?
-Hey, how’s it going, mate?

-What’s your name?
-Joao.

Joao, nice to meet you.
Adam.

Want me to take you to
the captain first?

Yeah, captain first.

I’ll take your stuff because
you’re in a room with me.

All right, cool, mate.
Thanks.

Good gracious.

We’ve got the new officer.

Well, we need one.

Yes, we do.

-Hey, how’s it going?
-Jason.

-Nice to meet you, mate.
-Joao. Nice to meet you.

Thanks for making it.

100%.
Appreciate being here.

Thank you very much.

I’m really looking forward to
working with captain Jason.

He has a lot of experience.

It’s very intimidating.

Get dressed.
We’ll give you a quick famil.

Guests on in 45 minutes.

You can meet the team
on your way around.

I have so far been a captain
for three and a half years

on 30-meter boats.

But I’m looking to get
more experience

from a bigger captain
on a bigger boat

because I have the ambition
to get to the top.

Well, mate, thank you very much.

Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.

Nice to meet you.

-Margot.
-Hello.

-This is Joao.
-Hello.

-So nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

-How are you doing?
-Welcome.

Thank you very much.
So glad you’re here.

-Hey, Joao.
-Hi.

-How are you?
-Good.

How are you?

I do.

I just got on.
Let’s slowly get into it, yeah?

-All right, honey.
-Cheers.

Do you need space or do you
want to talk about it?

-Do you guys know each other?
-Yes.

We’ve got lots of friends.

OMG.
Was this a long time ago?

No, not too far.

He’s definitely a guy’s guy
and a womanizer.

-This is your cabin here.
-Thanks. Okay.

I know Joao from
mutual friends in Parma

and also the fact that he
dated one of my best friends

and I was hooking up with one of
his best friends two years ago.

Joao just really ----ed
over my friend big time.

Lying, deceit,
totally messing around.

It’s going to make it really
awkward this season on the boat.

This is going to be...

I just wanted to quickly say
I think we both know

we didn’t end on
great terms last time

we were together.

No, we didn’t and it’s okay.
I forgive you.

No, I’m kidding.
I’m joking.

Thank you.

But I think we should
just leave it in the past.

We’re both heads of department
so I think we’ll just...

Well done.

-Thank you.
-That’s amazing.

Yeah, it’s really cool.

Aesha and I have exchanged
words to say the least.

Take me back to five years ago.
You’d hate me.

You look like a ----ing knob
when you clean half a rail.

What do you mean?
I’m doing it properly.

No, you’re not. If you just
go like this on top

as you’re ----ing
walking around.

That’s awesome.

For a 30-year-old,

for nothing you have got
going on in your life.

A new deckhand does not speak to
a ----ing chief stew like that.

Hey, shut the [bleep] up.
I’m sick of listening to this.

Jezebob is mild ego.

It’s a God-forsaken dude
that just kept

----ing my relationships
up with everyone.

But Jezebob’s not
around anymore.

With Aesha,
I think we both deserve

each other’s second chance.

-Well, we’ll start again.
-Yeah.

And we’ll see how it goes.

I’m just kidding.

-All right.
-Thank you so much.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

All crew, all crew, all crew.

I want everyone ready and
dressed in 25 minutes.

Copy.

-Hey, mate.
-Hey, how’s it going?

-Harry.
-How are you, bud?

-What’s happening?
-Good.

-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, you too, mate.

-Joao.
-Joao.

Joao.

I don’t know how
to say his name. Joao.

Joao. Joao.
Joao.

All crew on
the aft deck, please.

Oh, here they come.

-Look at this.
-Gorgeous.

It really is.

Here they come.

Hi!

We are ready.

-Hey, Laura.
-Hello.

Jason.

-Good to meet you.
-You too.

Ooh. Mmm.

It smells fresh.

-Harry.
-Harry!

I’m Laura.
Nice to meet you.

Fully shaved.

I’ve never met
porn stars before,

and it does worry me
a little bit.

Oh my God, these men.

I just fired one
sexually-charged Laura,

and now I’ve got another
sexually-charged Laura.

And she brought friends.
How fun.

I’m itching to take all
my clothes off right now.

Coming up...

Who is that?

Here we go.

With their shirt off.

It’s not right.
This is crazy.

These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to Northern Sun.

And you brought the sun,
which is fantastic.

Aesha will take you
for a walk around,

and let’s start
enjoying ourselves, yeah?

Yay!

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

Oi, oi, oi!

[shouting]

I’ll have a chat with you
now about lines.

Welcome aboard!

This is the sundeck.

Oh, come on.

Amazing!

If you guys want to really
have the nude sunbathing,

just so we’ve all got a
bit of a treat at work?

That’d be lovely.

I don’t think
you’re ready for me.

The history of the
boat being older.

It’s a single screw
variable pitch.

It always wants to
go to starboard.

So you just tell me, yep,
you’re off five meters,

three meters,
four meters, whatever,

and you’re parallel.

Joao’s got a great resume.

He’s just come off being a
captain on a smaller boat.

That’s going to be
beneficial for me,

because he’s going to understand
from my perspective

the brick walls that
I’ve got in front of me.

All right, guys, let’s unload.

Please, nobody ask me
to unpack for them.

Please, please, please, please.

I’m relieved that Laura
has been fired.

But it puts a lot of
pressure on me,

because now we’re
down a teammate,

and I got
to really step it up.

But I do find that I do well
when I don’t have a choice.

This is the primary suite.

This room is gorgeous.

This is mommy’s room.

It’s weird that there’s no
mirror in the ceiling, though.

How do you feel about
all night orgies?

It’s just us.
Is that okay?

We love voyeurs.

Where are you guys all from?

-Los Angeles.
-Yeah?

Toronto.

Oh, I love Portugal.

Right, he’s
the most interesting.

Can I call you Yacht Daddy?

-Yes.
-Please call him Yacht Daddy.

No problem. That’s perfect.
That’s perfect.

Where’s the captain’s room?

I don’t think you should
be privy

to any of that information.

Okay, deck crew. We’re starting
up Port Generator now.

Let me know when
you’re all in place.

Yeah.

Yeah, so, um, yeah.

-Single up?
-Yeah, yeah.

So...

We’re going to do the spring?

We’re going to do
the spring first.

-Whatever you want.
-Probably not.

I think we leave the net.

Yeah, we take the net off.

It’ll go on the dock,
and then we’ll untie that,

and then the whole
thing will go.

Figure it out.

However you want, bud.

No, no, carry on.

I just want to learn what
you guys are doing first.

I’m going to go untie
these two, and then...

Can I untie them from there?

Because we usually pull them up.

Do you want to single
up this spring first?

Yeah, we can do that.
That’s fine, bud.

Right.

We’re halfway through
the season,

and they still don’t know
how to undock a boat.

I mean, seriously.

Right, let’s get these lines in.

Yeah, loosen that one up, Harry.

We’ve got a beautiful platter
set out for you guys.

-Yes!
-Oh.

-How are you looking, guys?
-30 seconds, 30 seconds.

-Got it?
-Yep.

That is all stern lines in.

All floor deck lines in,
All floor deck lines in.

Okay, coming off the dock
now a little bit.

Starboard quarter,
sitting at four meters.

Is that the look for tonight?

I love it.

We are.
The adventure is on.

I have a question.

You guys can, like, wash stuff
for me, like, my sneakers?

-Yeah.
-Thank you.

All clear. Are we good
to bring fenders in?

Yes.
Bring everything in.

-Copy.
-I was like, hey, Joao.

He was like, "you."

So how do you know him?

I used to [bleep]
one of his best mates,

and he was with one of my best
mates and ----ed her over.

Not a surprise.

Shocker, right?

Shouldn’t have these
tied up like this.

-Yay!
-It’s my boat!

Where do you keep them?

We’ll just tie them off
on the bow,

and I’ll get them all tied up.

There you are.
You’re welcome.

-You want a little more?
-Absolutely.

Okay.

Margot, I’m just going
to change quickly.

Slow.

-You good?
-Oh, good.

Good work.

I just wanted to find
out time to get there.

-An hour and a bit.
-Okay.

An hour and 20.

So we will anchor here.

There’s a sand key there, set up
there with some bean bags

and some toys and stuff.

-Get them in there.
-Yeah, definitely.

Wow.
What an Adonis.

I love a man with
a pearl necklace.

Oh, she has
such small little feet.

How cute.

What size are these?

Seven?
Looks like a three.

Deck crew, deck crew. Can you
meet me in the crew mess?

My vibrator didn’t plug
in at the hotel.

Same.

And it’s been a big issue.

I don’t know.

Okay, sweet.

So, I think the biggest thing
from what I can gather

is that we just need to work
as a team more efficiently.

You’re leaving the dock.

We can get so much
quicker and faster,

just with positioning.

Where we are,
where we start.

I need to know
your watch schedule

if you’ve got one.
You’ve got no watch schedule.

Honestly, I’m cool with
running the same thing

we ran last time.

You’ve got anything
written down or you just.

We know, we’ll just, yeah,
we can write it down.

First thing I see
is disorganization.

This is not
a structured routine.

More structure, and then
once it starts flowing,

-just more fun.
-Cool.

Joao coming in hot.

He isn’t really asking too many
questions of what works,

what doesn’t work,
hey, how you doing?

You suck, and I’m in charge.

I’ll figure it out.
Everyone’s new to everything.

We’ll change that.

Okay, deck crew,
deck crew.

Stand by anchor.

Deck team, deck team.

Can you please
change into your wets?

Look at that beach right there.

Culver, culver.
Drop, drop, drop.

Copy that, cap.

Yay, Harry!

-How are you?
-Good.

Anchor chain is hopping down.

Two shackles in the water.

You can shut down.

Nice.

I’m going to go put my thong on.

Hook up.

Try not to stand
under the boom, eh?

Yeah, I just got to find
a spot though, bud.

Can I get you guys
anything else to drink?

Yeah.

Were you sick?

Okay, perfect.

All right, hold it there.

Hook off.

Drive yourself out
of there, mate.

What’s up, Laura?

He’s got good handling
of that thing, doesn’t he?

He does.

For the beach setup,
are we doing table and chairs?

I think all the bean bags
will be fine.

Those are Culver’s, Margot.

Culver’s, don’t forget.

Your tea was there. Did you
want me to bring it inside?

Oh, my God, it’s going
to be such a shock

when you start speaking again.

Wait till you hear
her filthy mouth.

You are so pumped right now.

Are those coming to the beach?

-They are indeed.
-Oh, my God.

-Just for you, Skyy.
-Oh, hi, baby. Hey, hey.

I love a man lifting.

Let’s do a quick run
and then come grab the guests.

Perfect.

Are you going
to come with us?

Ladies, let’s do this.

Stop.

Sweet, brother.

Paradise, baby.

Enjoy.

No!

-Here you go.
-Right-o.

If only the boat
could see us right now.

Are you guys ready
for the beach?

Yeah, I’m ready.
Can I get in?

-Yes, absolutely.
-Perfect.

Bye.

Here they come.

Nice job, Harry.
Banging out some beach setups.

If I’ve hit the land,
I might have gone too far.

Incredible.

Where are we?

Welcome to paradise.

Thank you.

I’ll meet you up there.
We got full drinks.

All right, I hope
no one’s offended.

I just don’t want tanlines.

Er...

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

I’m going to do the same.

This is going great.

Oh, my God.

-All right, beach bums.
-I’d like to go in that water.

We’re going in.

Oh, that is awesome.

Skyy, I’m going to come
out and make sure

it’s not too deep out there.

Are you going to swim
with this shirt on? No.

All right, this is
coming off.

Yay.

That’s our guy.

-Help me, I’m drowning.
-Here we come!

Yes, we got him.

Welcome.

It’s your vacation, too.
Look at this.

I’m still waiting to see
is Harry really hairy?

Yo, who is that?

With their shirt off?

Has the captain got some
good binoculars?

Someone’s walking
into the water.

Let’s go!

Oh, sh--.

It’s Culver and Harry.

Are you ready, Skyy?

No.
Hold that.

Oh, they’re having a party.

It’s not right.

This is crazy. Super yachting,
it’s a guest experience.

It’s not a guest
and crew experience.

And there’s a difference
between professionalism

and actually trying to be
a guest on the boat.

It’s obviously the precedent

that the previous
person has set.

I’m here to change that.

Oh, gosh!

Oh, they’re having a party.

I have Skyy’s penis pressed
against the back of my neck.

But I think I’ve got the best
view in the house.

Laura’s boobies.

Oh, yes!

Winners.

Although I do think I won

because my legs were
wrapped around Harry.

Ugh...

I need to try and
catch this wine bottle.

I wish I could reach through.

All right, beach bums.
You just going to sit there?

Just get a little padding down.

Just in case.

I don’t know if that’ll help.

Probably not.

One, two, three.

Oh!

Wow.

All right, babies.

Oh, you’re lucky.

This is the last White Claw.

Oh, man.

Beach party,
beach party, you copy?

Go ahead.

Just checking everything okay?

Yeah, it’s all good,
but we need more drinks.

Copy.

-Wow.
-Amazing. Amazing.

Since you’re in the
cabins all the time,

do you want to do the beach?

You’ll be fine.
It’s so basic.

Usually I wouldn’t send
the third stew

to the beach by herself
to do service.

But there’s only two of us,
and so far

these guests have
just been so lovely.

I think it’s because
the porn industry

is just like
the yachting industry.

We’re both here
to serve and please.

-Oh, hey.
-What’s up?

Adam, Adam. Can you please
meet me on the swim platform?

Yeah, copy on my way.

Best chef in town.

So nervous.

Is this enough rosé?

Maybe should do
one more bottle.

Too much to do?

-Right, Adam, you coming?
-Yeah.

Swapping over with
Culver and Harry.

Cheers.

These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

Sh--’s going to change.

Full stop.

-We’ve got it from here, Harry.
-We’ve got it.

Down pat.

Aren’t lucky just
to have water that

just washes things
away whenever we want?

Did Adam tell you it
was dinner at eight?

-Yes.
-Perfect.

-How are you going?
-I’m okay.

I love vegan food and stuff.

You have to really
think outside the box.

I love these guests.

They want to be healthy.

I’ve got vegans.

I love nutrition.

And I obviously got
raised to vegetarian.

This is something that
I really love and embrace.

So, yeah,
I’m feeling confident.

All right, nice talk, bye.

Sweet.

-Hey.
-Are you good?

I’m really excited.

I’ll take that.

-Oh, okay.
-Enjoy, guys.

-Bye.
-Aw.

Would anyone like anything?

Rosé, anything to drink?

-Okay.
-Laura, you want to rosé, babe?

’Cause then if one person
goes kayaking,

you have one on the beach.

Because they’ve been
getting separated.

That’s all right.

Honestly, the two of them
are fine.

-Everyone’s happy?
-Super happy.

Great.
I love you guys.

How are you doing, babe?

Oh, great.
These guys are awesome.

Anyone want rosé?

Babe, do you want
something to drink?

I’m good at the moment.

They want to do something,
if they need us,

they can call us,
we can go straight away.

There’s no point in us
all standing around.

Do you know what I mean?

Well, back there, you’re not
really even standing around.

You’re like interacting like
the whole time we’ve been there.

No, I know,
but sometimes the guests

just want their own space.

Of course.
I’d be honored.

They’re not the type of guests
that are really, like,

separate the crew from them.

Like I said, if they need
anything, they can call us.

All right.

This is the complete opposite
of what they want us to do.

Just checking, everything okay?

We’re having a blast.

We’re showing them
such a good time.

And you just pulled us
off the beach.

That doesn’t make
any sense to me.

-Everybody scream.
-Yeah!

Proud of you, girl.

So what’s our go-to right now?
What do you need?

Just to make sure
that the jacuzzi side is set up,

cushions, and then
we’re happy decks.

-All right.
-Okay.

-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

I am going to come chat to you
if you don’t mind for a second.

Yeah, sure.
How are you going?

I’m doing all right.

These guys have got quite
a bond with each other.

I think because when
Luke was here,

he kind of set up the vibe
that him and all the boys

were just bros.
There were no hours.

There were no, like,
set breaks or anything.

-He didn’t like being...
-Yeah, okay.

-Mr. Authority Figure.
-Which is fine.

But I think they’re going
to start rebelling

as soon as I start
throwing authority.

-So sh--.
-[bleep] No, it’s like...

-That’s silly.
-It is. It is.

I can see that Culver’s
a little bit like,

I think he might have been
running the show a little bit.

You’ve got to know your guests.

They’ve at no point ever said,

we’d like some space
from the crew.

You don’t get tips because
they look at the windows.

-And they’re really clean.
-Read the itinerary.

Read the guests.

The entire time they want
the crew involved with them.

Luke kind of drilled the biggest
thing is entertainment.

But I think sometimes
they get so focused on it

that they forget
to do their job.

I think they need
to respect you as the boss.

I am very shocked that Joao
is approaching mefor advice.

He’s actually treating me
like a real head of department.

So has he changed?
Maybe.

I wanted to get your advice.

And if there’s anything that
you feel like...

I’ve got your back,
and vice versa.

-Thank you.
-Honestly.

Coming up...

Oh, Joao.

Oh, you guys know each
other before this.

Yes.

You see this galley?

It’s my territory.
You got me? Joao-ah?

-You ready to go back?
-Yeah.

All crew, guests are ready
to come back to the boat.

Culver, Harry, Joao,
you can go ahead.

Okay, copy that.

-You ready, brother?
-I’m ready.

Wow.
Master of the universe.

Harry and I are
making our way in now.

Tender is approaching.

Aesha, just letting
you know,

we have just
left the beach, over.

Copy. Thank you.

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Welcome.
Gorgeous.

So here’s your little towel.

Are you going to go in
and get ready and stuff?

Yeah, we’re going to
go get ready now.

All crew, all crew, please
change into your blacks.

And the main is the lemon
potatoes I’m doing in a corn.

Normally when you think
glitz and glam,

you don’t think nutrition,
healthy food, vegan

and stuff like that,

but I’m going to try and make
this really glamorous for them.

I’m hoping this will
zhuzh it up with gold flakes

and edible flowers and stuff.

I love edible gold spray.

I would just cover it all
in a beautiful man

and lick it off them.

[coughs]
Culver.

There we go.

Margot, Margot.

Should we start setting
the table?

Copy.

-Where’s your glitter?
-Put it on.

On the side.

-What would Laura do?
-She’d always put things there.

The guests tonight want a glitz
and glam themed dinner party,

which is great,
except for the fact

that I’m terrible
at table decor.

Wow.

That looks really good.

[laughing]

It looks like a mess
from a shower drain.

Do you happen to know if our
new stew is good at decor?

Fingers crossed.

It looks like Barney
ate a rainbow

and vomited it out, and that’s
about as good as I can do.

Is there any way
we can spice this up?

Not because of your work,

it’s just they’re
really bad streamers.

Where’s your glitter?
I’ll do your makeup.

Wait, do you know
how to do this?

-Yes.
-I look like a sad clown.

I know.

-I think once we start dinner...
-That’ll be my chance.

That’ll be your chance,
and I can just use the guys?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.
It’s so good.

Glitter Town, USA.

Oh, you guys look amazing.

I love it.

Jessica Rabbit?

It is Jessica Rabbit!

Yes.

-We’re ready to start.
-Amazing.

All right, let’s get seated.

Cheffy, cheffy, Aesha.

Just starting to seat guests.

Copy that.

Okay, should I pop down?

-Yeah. Thank you.
-All right.

I’ll cabin.

Who do I have to help me
running plates tonight?

-Aesha, I’m up at the moment.
-Yeah, Aesha, I can help too.

Thank you.

That is a dollar store curtain.

Aside from the curtain,
it’s a stunning spread.

Is that a dollar bill necklace?

-Should I just put it on?
-Yeah.

I think it will
complete the look.

Mm-hmm.

Do you think that’s
glittery enough?

-Yes. Gorgeous.
-Okay.

Amazing.

So this first course
is artichoke foam

on top of roasted celeriac.

That’s ----ing beautiful.
I had to curse at it.

I’m going to be sh--ting
like a fairy later.

That is so good.

Taste it,
let it rock your world.

Okay. Let’s see.

What’s up, cheffy?

What are they having for dinner?
Chicken?

Chicken.

And then for the vegan,

I’ve stuffed zucchini
rolls with dough.

Okay.

Chef, clearing now.

[yawns]

I’m gonna sleep like a baby.

-Fun.
-You can go now.

Amazing.

Can we get one more pair of
running hands to the gallery?

Careful of the sides because
this is all sprayed with gold.

Yep. Coming.
Coming.

You need a hand?

You can take a couple,
that would be lovely.

Okay.

Oh my God.
Look at this.

And the captain is here.
Hello.

Woo!

Oh my God.
It’s so glittery!

What is this sorcery?

For this course,

we’ve got chicken with
lemon, potato and corn.

And then you’ve got a
cashew cream spread.

Okay.
Everyone chew and swallow.

-Let’s do this.
-Yes.

Enjoy.

This looks so gorgeous.
This is actual art.

I’m so happy that
she’s the chef.

Let’s spray them gold.

-How is it?
-It’s so good.

Juicy and gorgeous.

-It’s so delicious.
-Yay!

Cheffy, the guests
lo-o-o-o-ove the dinner.

Thank you.

Just put them there.

Mmm.
Well, I’m a happy boy.

So are you doing lates tonight?

No.
I finished at 12.

But I’m just trying to get
everyone up to par

with actually getting rest
and stuff.

Yeah.

-We’ll get this new stew.
-Yeah.

Probably be some like
leggy blonde model as well.

And we’ll be like, cool.

[laughing]

Oh, Joao.

Dude, it’s been so long.

I think the last time
I saw you I was in Parma.

Yes.

Oh, you guys know each
other before this?

We don’t know each other.
I used to shag his mate.

Yeah.

I’m going to start clearing
the main in a second?

What? Are you getting
jealous of Joao?

Yeah, I am.

New guy.
What are you doing?

You see this galley?
It’s my territory.

So I suggest you take a lap.
All right? You got me?

Joao-ah?

Are you really?

Break his knees if
I see him talking to you.

Oh, yeah. That’s the sexiest
thing you’ve ever said to me.

Really?

I like boobs.

We like boobs.

How many boobs do you like?

One boob, two boob.

-Three.
-Three boobs.

-Triple tits.
-It’s perfect.

I’m excited to see what’s next.

Same.

All right,
we can go out with desert.

These look so good.

-I’ll wash.
-Thank you.

Oh, my God.
What is this?

Lord.

Oh, my Lord.

This is so good.

It’s like an orgasm
in my mouth.

Isn’t that where they
usually happen?

-Claudio.
-Yes.

Are you doing a Cam4 show
at all while we’re here?

I have a huge dildo
for you to use.

Should I use that in my app?

Just you deep-throating
something.

I’m in.

Time to get ready.

Can I sneak by? Because some
of us are performing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you still doing?

I just want to flip one load,
then I’m going to bet.

-One.
-Amazing.

Thank you.

I almost hid from her.

So she wouldn’t give me extra.

Here we go.

[vibrator buzzing]

Yes.
Give me that ----ing dick.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

Mmm.

[moaning]

Oh, [bleep].

Mmm.

So good.

That’s like addictive.

[vibrator stops]

All right.
Good night, everyone.

-Hi.
-Hello, Harry.

What’s going on with you
and Margot?

On drop-off day, you should
invite her on a date.

I’ve already said
I want to do that.

You should.

But what, so...

I reckon what you should do,

maybe be like, oh, could
you meet me on the sundeck.

And then just take up like
a couple of the cushions

and stuff, and a
bottle of rosé.

I am quite nervous to ask
Margot out on a date.

I’m pretty sure
we’re on the same page.

like, we’re both
into each other.

But because of everything
that’s happened,

I’ve tried to take a step back.

I’m just trying
to go at her pace.

All right, I’ll see you
in the morning.

Goodnight.

Now I can take the bottom bunk.

Did you manage
to get the cushions out?

Did you get the cushions out?

-Yeah.
-No, not yet.

I was just kind of drying
main deck aft.

I just want to get
it all, so...

-Okay.
-I’ll do a quick background.

Okay, cool.

Gay brunch.

So we should probably all,

like, dress up
and bring food out.

I was thinking,
one of you guys could put

that gag ball in your mouth
when you come out?

Oh, [bleep] my life.

Do you think this kind
of looks like a vagina?

Vagina napkins.
Good job.

Thank you.

Deck team, deck team.
We are dressing up

in our budgie smugglers
and we are serving brunch.

Good morning.

-Go get your outfit on.
-Yes.

What are you worried about?

I just have a whole bunch
going on with mine right now.

Big gay branch for sure.

Oh, come on. My whole ----ing
sack is going to be out.

That’s the point, mate.

Oh, my God, bro.
Come on.

I don’t get paid enough
for this sh--.

I’m pretty sure we do. I’m
pretty sure we get paid heaps.

This is definitely a vagina.

Oh, man. I’m really trying to
cram into this damn sock.

[laughing]

You were born for this.
You were born for this.

Big gay brunch.

Right, bananas.

Then we can literally
stick a banana like that.

They’re going to take
it from you anyway.

All right, thanks.

[laughing]

You don’t have to.

There are many different
methods of management.

My management style is to
come down hard on these guys

as well as create
a friendship with them.

Where are the big ones?

Oh, [bleep], this is funny.

I want a balance
between the two.

It’s one of
the hardest things to do.

I’m still working it out,
but we’ll get there.

[laughing]

All right, I’ve got most of
the guests sitting at the table.

Let’s get up there.

You can’t even move
in these things.

Who’s are new guest?
She’s really pretty.

Areola.

Oh, my God.
Areola.

Cheffy, are you ready for
the big gay brunch or what?

Whenever you guys are ready.

I’ll carry the rolls,
the buns.

Chef, what have you prepared
for us today?

We’re starving.

Well, good morning.

What?

-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.

The unicorn.

Is that a banana in your pants
or are you happy to see me?

The ball gag.

[shouting]

Boys, boys, boys.

Oh, my God.
I need a group photo.

-Here we go.
-Come on.

One, two.

I don’t believe my life.

Holy sh--.

That hot pink speedo.

Yeah.

Bought it myself.
It’s actually Australian.

Oh, the unicorn.

Hey, what’s going on?

Woo!

Oh, boys.

How is this possible?

This is so dirty.
I love it.

Holy cow.

Stay.

Vegan rainbow pancakes.

It has pearls on it.
Look at that.

We have some pancakes.

You guys are incredible.

I’m going to cry.

-You nailed it.
-You too, bro.

It’s funny. See, hey,
you don’t think

you have these stuff in you,

but then you just do it
and it’s like,

oh, it wasn’t
actually that bad?

Fair enough.

Oh, this was outstanding.

I can’t wait to get
out there, everybody.

-Yes.
-Let’s go get ready.

Shorts, shorter.

Harry, look.

Dolphins!

-How many? Two?
-No, there’s like six.

What?

Oh, I want to swim with
the dolphins in like the wild.

How was the morning?

It was so great.

It was a really good morning.

Next charter, I’m going
to ask to be on mornings.

Appreciate it.

I love mornings.
It’s so quiet.

We’ll be on mornings and
we can have a coffee.

Yeah, we’ll bring that back.

-One more day, right?
-One more day.

And then, are we going to watch
the sunset on the sun deck?

Nice sunset date.

-Are you asking right now?
-I’m asking you.

Coming up...

-Let’s go up.
-Coming up.

Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

-Jesus.
-No, no, no, no, no.

-Hey.
-Oh my God, he’s right there.

Haven’t we got a
sunset date on the sun deck?

Do we?

-Do you want to?
-Oh, sure.

Are you asking me right now?

I’m asking you.

Yeah!

Just ask.

-I’ll try to get ready quickly.
-It doesn’t have to be long.

-I would love to.
-Yeah.

-All right, I can’t wait.
-I’ll see you there.

Yeah, but not before then.

You know.

I definitely enjoy this
flirty little relationship

that Harry and I have so far.
It just seems harmless.

And I think most guys
if they only like you

for like basically sex.

But with Harry,
it seems like

it’s not about
that at all for him.

So it’ll just be fun.

-I’m excited now.
-Okay, me too.

Were you listening?

Sunset drinks on the sun deck
after the, after the drop-off.

I nailed it. It’s the best
feeling in the world.

Like, cha-ching, success.

Sealed the deal.

-The plan worked.
-It worked. It worked.

Aesha, Aesha. Can you come
to the bridge, please?

Totally.

Okay.
Here we go.

-Look.
-Oh, yes.

I’d like to run over the CV

of the new second
stewardess that’s coming.

Oh, she’s pretty.

You’re all right.

Right.

True North.
That’s exploration, adventure.

20 to 30 guests at one time

with a minimal interior.
Four stewardesses.

Right.
So she was chief?

She was from second to chief.
Yeah.

As long as Jamie doesn’t have
a million opinions

and is okay with
bottled lime juice,

we’re going to get
along just fine.

It looks like she’ll be here
for dinner service.

Amazing.
I’d love that.

Then I can see what she’s got.

Yeah, perfect.

So you can paddle board?

-Yes.
-Okay.

I’ve never paddle
boarded before. Really.

Would you rather
a two-person kayak

and one of the crew go with you?

Yeah, she needs assistance.

-You go pick one.
-Pick one of the men.

-Who do you want?
-Joao?

Yes.

You want to go for
a kayak, mate?

Yeah. No worries.

Perfect.

-Absolutely.
-Yeah!

Let’s go.
Let’s go.

Let’s go. Let’s go.
Let’s go.

What are you doing, Skyy?
Going paddleboarding?

Yay!

Yeah.
Get you some.

Do you want to paddle?
Or should I do all the work?

I’m just going to
hold one just in case.

Let’s do it.

Harry just asked me if I wanted
to have sunset drinks.

Oh!

That is the cutest thing.

You can help me
choose my outfit.

We’re having drinks
on the sun deck

before we all go out tomorrow.

So some smooching
might be happening.

Probably.

We have to get this tender up.

Really?

Harry, can you just
jump in there, mate?

Get the strops ready on
the tender, please?

Yep.

-Culver?
-Yeah.

Can you get the crane
ready, my friend?

Okay.

Okay, Adam. Can you come
and grab a line

and we’ll pick this tender up?

-Let’s go in one, two, right?
-Yes.

So one, two.

When you get out with
Northern Sun,

the boat tends to roll a lot
when you’re in certain seas.

So if you’re lifting a tender,

as soon as you get that wind,
as soon as you get that swell.

Chill for a second
until we get his lines, okay?

That tender’s going to swing.

You just got to be really
careful lifting it up.

Hook down and
then go to turtle.

All right, Harry,
I’m going to come cable down.

-A little bit more.
-Yep.

-Feels good, Harry?
-More.

-Cool.
-Yep.

Take weight.

Okay, get her out of the water.

Stop that. Okay.

Let him out.

It’s safe there.
Let it stop rolling around.

The more you’re out here,
the better.

So when you come up,
it’s going to want to come in.

-Okay.
-You want some space.

You’re all the way out,
aren’t you?

Yeah, I’m all the way extended.
Yeah.

Slow and steady.
Get her up nice and slow.

Keep coming.
As soon as I say clear.

-Okay.
-You’re going to come around.

-All right.
-Let’s go up.

Coming up.

Keep coming.
Slow speed.

Stop.

-Ah.
-Damn it.

-Stop.
-What the [bleep]?

What happened then?

Anti... Oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

-Oh.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Jesus.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

-Okay.
-What the [bleep] was that?

Go down. Go down.
Go down.

Go down? Go out?
All right. Hold on.

Boom down.

Stop. Stop.

-Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
-Boom down. Boom down.

No, no, no, no, no.

-Hey.
-Oh, my God. He’s right there.

-He’s right there.
-[bleep]