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Previously on
"Below Deck Down Under..."

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This is perfect.

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You’re putting out
good food.

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Let’s keep that food
improving.

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Awesome.

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A self-aware chef definitely has
got the potential to grow.

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I just saw the way that Luke
was looking at you

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and I’m feeling very protective.

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All they want is water and bed.

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No Luke.

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Luke is ----ing running
out of Margot’s bed naked.

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She was completely unconscious.

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I’m going to go down
and find Luke.

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I’m going to terminate
his employment.

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-Come on, mate.
-Oh.

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Up.

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She’s ----ed up, I think.

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I’m going to terminate
your employment.

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I think it’s a mistake.

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Laura’s comments weren’t
fitting for us.

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I know that’s going to
put a little bit of stress

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on the interior.

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We’re working on a replacement.

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From deck point of view, Culver,

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you’re going to have to step
in at the moment.

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You want to do this front part?

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Yeah, I don’t know.

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If Jason can’t find us
a new bosun,

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then we’re kind of screwed.

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Morning, mate.

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Oh, morning.

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-How are you?
-Yeah, good.

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Number four.

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Yeah, we’re just trying
to get main deck aft straight

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and then we’ll just
work our way up.

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Okay.

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Good morning.

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Do you want to deal
with the day head?

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-Sure.
-Yeah?

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Get mentally prepared
to have a busy day.

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All right.

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Can I have a Harry hug?

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Always welcome to a Harry hug.

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Oh, I just love you.

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-Okay.
-Okay.

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Now I feel so much better.
I’m serious.

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Oh, really?
Oh, that’s good.

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Aesha and Tzarina,

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can we meet for a preference
sheet meeting, please?

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Copy.

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All right.

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-Culver.
-Yes.

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Have you heard anything
about the new deckie?

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-When’s he coming?
-I don’t know.

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I haven’t heard anything.

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Team.

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-Hi, Captain.
-Hello.

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We’ve got a pretty easy one.

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-Oh, what do you have?
-Do we?

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Oh, my gosh.
Is she?

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-Oh, Laura Desiree.
-Is that Pink?

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Laura Desiree is a New York
based news personality

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for a live streaming website.

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She considers herself
a sex journalist.

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Laura will be joined by
adult entertainers Skyy,

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Jessie Lee and Claudio.

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Cam4 staff members,
Vanna Faye and Johnny.

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Oh, yeah.

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The guest requests
a big gay brunch

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with the food spread as
outrageous and exciting

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as the decor.

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Oh, this is what
I was worried about.

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I don’t have a creative
bone in my body.

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The final evening’s theme
will be animal instincts.

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Primary Laura would like
to be served as dessert.

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Her body decorated
by the chef.

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Well, there’s opportunities
there for some fun stuff.

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Oh, like, massively.

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Do you think I could
paint her with chocolate?

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Yes, why not?

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Finally, my sort of people.

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[laughing]

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What? Today?

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Jessie Lee, dietary
restrictions, vegan.

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She’s only mentioned
it eight times.

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I do have a second officer
coming in this morning.

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Oh.

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And then we’re working on a
second stewardess for this trip.

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Well done.

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She’s a babe.

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Oh, are you bi?

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You’re attracted to the
person, not the sex.

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-Yeah.
-So let’s look at this porn.

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Holy sh--.

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I don’t understand
what that angle is.

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What’s even going on here?

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No, maybe look
at that upside down.

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There’s a lot going on.

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You want to do
that deck head or not?

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Oh, yeah.
Why not?

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Soapy, soap, soap.

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Man, these next few days
are gonna be so much.

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You’re gonna get to see
just how bad I am at decor.

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Trust me, whatever you are
I’m a million times worse.

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Love that.

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I’m going into this charter
with just Margot and myself,

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and she is very green.

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Margot is going to do mornings.

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I’m going to do mornings
and middle and night

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and just hope that we’re going
to get a new stew before I die.

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I will do my best.
I promise.

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You always do.

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Yeah.

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People get fired all the time,
which it sucks.

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You know, I never like
to see it,

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but there’s always a kid
waiting on the dock

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with his bags ready to go.

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Fun in the sun.

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Let’s see what
we’re working with.

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-Hey, how’s it going, man?
-What’s up, brother?

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I feel like I’m already
wearing the uniform.

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Oh, boy.

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-Hello.
-Oh, my gosh.

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-Oh, my God.
-Culver.

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-Culver. Culver.

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-Oh, you?
-How are you?

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Classic.

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Oh, God, Joao.

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You look lovely.

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Thank you, baby.

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You look like a sexy
Russian tonight.

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One that you pay for.

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You’re saying she looks
like a prostitute.

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He’s the worst.

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-What’s up, brother?
-Hey, how’s it going, mate?

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-What’s your name?
-Joao.

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Joao, nice to meet you.
Adam.

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Want me to take you to
the captain first?

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Yeah, captain first.

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I’ll take your stuff because
you’re in a room with me.

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All right, cool, mate.
Thanks.

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Good gracious.

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We’ve got the new officer.

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Well, we need one.

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Yes, we do.

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-Hey, how’s it going?
-Jason.

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-Nice to meet you, mate.
-Joao. Nice to meet you.

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Thanks for making it.

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100%.
Appreciate being here.

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Thank you very much.

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I’m really looking forward to
working with captain Jason.

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He has a lot of experience.

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It’s very intimidating.

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Get dressed.
We’ll give you a quick famil.

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Guests on in 45 minutes.

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You can meet the team
on your way around.

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I have so far been a captain
for three and a half years

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on 30-meter boats.

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But I’m looking to get
more experience

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from a bigger captain
on a bigger boat

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because I have the ambition
to get to the top.

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Well, mate, thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.

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Nice to meet you.

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-Margot.
-Hello.

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-This is Joao.
-Hello.

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-So nice to meet you.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

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-How are you doing?
-Welcome.

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Thank you very much.
So glad you’re here.

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-Hey, Joao.
-Hi.

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-How are you?
-Good.

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How are you?

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I do.

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I just got on.
Let’s slowly get into it, yeah?

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-All right, honey.
-Cheers.

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Do you need space or do you
want to talk about it?

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-Do you guys know each other?
-Yes.

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We’ve got lots of friends.

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OMG.
Was this a long time ago?

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No, not too far.

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He’s definitely a guy’s guy
and a womanizer.

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-This is your cabin here.
-Thanks. Okay.

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I know Joao from
mutual friends in Parma

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and also the fact that he
dated one of my best friends

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and I was hooking up with one of
his best friends two years ago.

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Joao just really ----ed
over my friend big time.

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Lying, deceit,
totally messing around.

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It’s going to make it really
awkward this season on the boat.

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This is going to be...

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I just wanted to quickly say
I think we both know

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we didn’t end on
great terms last time

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we were together.

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No, we didn’t and it’s okay.
I forgive you.

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No, I’m kidding.
I’m joking.

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Thank you.

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But I think we should
just leave it in the past.

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We’re both heads of department
so I think we’ll just...

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Well done.

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-Thank you.
-That’s amazing.

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Yeah, it’s really cool.

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Aesha and I have exchanged
words to say the least.

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Take me back to five years ago.
You’d hate me.

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You look like a ----ing knob
when you clean half a rail.

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What do you mean?
I’m doing it properly.

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No, you’re not. If you just
go like this on top

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as you’re ----ing
walking around.

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That’s awesome.

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For a 30-year-old,

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for nothing you have got
going on in your life.

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A new deckhand does not speak to
a ----ing chief stew like that.

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Hey, shut the [bleep] up.
I’m sick of listening to this.

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Jezebob is mild ego.

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It’s a God-forsaken dude
that just kept

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----ing my relationships
up with everyone.

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But Jezebob’s not
around anymore.

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With Aesha,
I think we both deserve

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each other’s second chance.

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-Well, we’ll start again.
-Yeah.

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And we’ll see how it goes.

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I’m just kidding.

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-All right.
-Thank you so much.

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Oh, Jesus Christ.

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All crew, all crew, all crew.

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I want everyone ready and
dressed in 25 minutes.

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Copy.

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-Hey, mate.
-Hey, how’s it going?

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-Harry.
-How are you, bud?

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-What’s happening?
-Good.

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-Nice to meet you.
-Yeah, you too, mate.

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-Joao.
-Joao.

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Joao.

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I don’t know how
to say his name. Joao.

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Joao. Joao.
Joao.

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All crew on
the aft deck, please.

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Oh, here they come.

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-Look at this.
-Gorgeous.

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It really is.

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Here they come.

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Hi!

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We are ready.

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-Hey, Laura.
-Hello.

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Jason.

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-Good to meet you.
-You too.

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Ooh. Mmm.

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It smells fresh.

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-Harry.
-Harry!

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I’m Laura.
Nice to meet you.

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Fully shaved.

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I’ve never met
porn stars before,

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and it does worry me
a little bit.

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Oh my God, these men.

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I just fired one
sexually-charged Laura,

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and now I’ve got another
sexually-charged Laura.

254
00:09:22,645 --> 00:09:25,190
And she brought friends.
How fun.

255
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,109
I’m itching to take all
my clothes off right now.

256
00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,570
Coming up...

257
00:09:30,612 --> 00:09:31,613
Who is that?

258
00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:32,614
Here we go.

259
00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:33,782
With their shirt off.

260
00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,243
It’s not right.
This is crazy.

261
00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,204
These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

262
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,462
Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to Northern Sun.

263
00:09:49,047 --> 00:09:51,216
And you brought the sun,
which is fantastic.

264
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,801
Aesha will take you
for a walk around,

265
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,177
and let’s start
enjoying ourselves, yeah?

266
00:09:54,219 --> 00:09:55,470
Yay!

267
00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:56,554
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

268
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:57,806
Oi, oi, oi!

269
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,808
[shouting]

270
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,267
I’ll have a chat with you
now about lines.

271
00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,894
Welcome aboard!

272
00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,524
This is the sundeck.

273
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:08,650
Oh, come on.

274
00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,235
Amazing!

275
00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,529
If you guys want to really
have the nude sunbathing,

276
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,406
just so we’ve all got a
bit of a treat at work?

277
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:15,782
That’d be lovely.

278
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,158
I don’t think
you’re ready for me.

279
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,703
The history of the
boat being older.

280
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,579
It’s a single screw
variable pitch.

281
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,081
It always wants to
go to starboard.

282
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,041
So you just tell me, yep,
you’re off five meters,

283
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,042
three meters,
four meters, whatever,

284
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:27,669
and you’re parallel.

285
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,295
Joao’s got a great resume.

286
00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:31,131
He’s just come off being a
captain on a smaller boat.

287
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,133
That’s going to be
beneficial for me,

288
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,093
because he’s going to understand
from my perspective

289
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,636
the brick walls that
I’ve got in front of me.

290
00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,471
All right, guys, let’s unload.

291
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:41,057
Please, nobody ask me
to unpack for them.

292
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,059
Please, please, please, please.

293
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,311
I’m relieved that Laura
has been fired.

294
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,023
But it puts a lot of
pressure on me,

295
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,774
because now we’re
down a teammate,

296
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,568
and I got
to really step it up.

297
00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,739
But I do find that I do well
when I don’t have a choice.

298
00:10:55,780 --> 00:10:57,824
This is the primary suite.

299
00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,409
This room is gorgeous.

300
00:10:59,451 --> 00:11:01,036
This is mommy’s room.

301
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,537
It’s weird that there’s no
mirror in the ceiling, though.

302
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,706
How do you feel about
all night orgies?

303
00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:06,791
It’s just us.
Is that okay?

304
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,085
We love voyeurs.

305
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:10,503
Where are you guys all from?

306
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,546
-Los Angeles.
-Yeah?

307
00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,340
Toronto.

308
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,425
Oh, I love Portugal.

309
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,469
Right, he’s
the most interesting.

310
00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:20,055
Can I call you Yacht Daddy?

311
00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,974
-Yes.
-Please call him Yacht Daddy.

312
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,060
No problem. That’s perfect.
That’s perfect.

313
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,271
Where’s the captain’s room?

314
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,607
I don’t think you should
be privy

315
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:32,317
to any of that information.

316
00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,195
Okay, deck crew. We’re starting
up Port Generator now.

317
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,114
Let me know when
you’re all in place.

318
00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,449
Yeah.

319
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,743
Yeah, so, um, yeah.

320
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:43,912
-Single up?
-Yeah, yeah.

321
00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:44,996
So...

322
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,331
We’re going to do the spring?

323
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,791
We’re going to do
the spring first.

324
00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,084
-Whatever you want.
-Probably not.

325
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,460
I think we leave the net.

326
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,878
Yeah, we take the net off.

327
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,963
It’ll go on the dock,
and then we’ll untie that,

328
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,465
and then the whole
thing will go.

329
00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,758
Figure it out.

330
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:57,801
However you want, bud.

331
00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,386
No, no, carry on.

332
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,554
I just want to learn what
you guys are doing first.

333
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,890
I’m going to go untie
these two, and then...

334
00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:04,808
Can I untie them from there?

335
00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,309
Because we usually pull them up.

336
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,478
Do you want to single
up this spring first?

337
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,897
Yeah, we can do that.
That’s fine, bud.

338
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,315
Right.

339
00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:13,817
We’re halfway through
the season,

340
00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,611
and they still don’t know
how to undock a boat.

341
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,322
I mean, seriously.

342
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,323
Right, let’s get these lines in.

343
00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:21,908
Yeah, loosen that one up, Harry.

344
00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:24,828
We’ve got a beautiful platter
set out for you guys.

345
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,746
-Yes!
-Oh.

346
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:29,499
-How are you looking, guys?
-30 seconds, 30 seconds.

347
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,834
-Got it?
-Yep.

348
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,168
That is all stern lines in.

349
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,005
All floor deck lines in,
All floor deck lines in.

350
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,548
Okay, coming off the dock
now a little bit.

351
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:41,052
Starboard quarter,
sitting at four meters.

352
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:43,513
Is that the look for tonight?

353
00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:45,223
I love it.

354
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,352
We are.
The adventure is on.

355
00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,854
I have a question.

356
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,772
You guys can, like, wash stuff
for me, like, my sneakers?

357
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,274
-Yeah.
-Thank you.

358
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,151
All clear. Are we good
to bring fenders in?

359
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,069
Yes.
Bring everything in.

360
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,988
-Copy.
-I was like, hey, Joao.

361
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,032
He was like, "you."

362
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,700
So how do you know him?

363
00:13:03,742 --> 00:13:05,535
I used to [bleep]
one of his best mates,

364
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:08,038
and he was with one of my best
mates and ----ed her over.

365
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,039
Not a surprise.

366
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,373
Shocker, right?

367
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,042
Shouldn’t have these
tied up like this.

368
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,419
-Yay!
-It’s my boat!

369
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,503
Where do you keep them?

370
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:16,880
We’ll just tie them off
on the bow,

371
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,048
and I’ll get them all tied up.

372
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,883
There you are.
You’re welcome.

373
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:21,009
-You want a little more?
-Absolutely.

374
00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:22,385
Okay.

375
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,846
Margot, I’m just going
to change quickly.

376
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,723
Slow.

377
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:27,724
-You good?
-Oh, good.

378
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,100
Good work.

379
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,894
I just wanted to find
out time to get there.

380
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,062
-An hour and a bit.
-Okay.

381
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,063
An hour and 20.

382
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,689
So we will anchor here.

383
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,775
There’s a sand key there, set up
there with some bean bags

384
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,068
and some toys and stuff.

385
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,194
-Get them in there.
-Yeah, definitely.

386
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:42,238
Wow.
What an Adonis.

387
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,240
I love a man with
a pearl necklace.

388
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,703
Oh, she has
such small little feet.

389
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,663
How cute.

390
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,499
What size are these?

391
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,126
Seven?
Looks like a three.

392
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,424
Deck crew, deck crew. Can you
meet me in the crew mess?

393
00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,593
My vibrator didn’t plug
in at the hotel.

394
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,511
Same.

395
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,137
And it’s been a big issue.

396
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,143
I don’t know.

397
00:14:24,823 --> 00:14:26,282
Okay, sweet.

398
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,909
So, I think the biggest thing
from what I can gather

399
00:14:27,951 --> 00:14:30,787
is that we just need to work
as a team more efficiently.

400
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,080
You’re leaving the dock.

401
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:34,290
We can get so much
quicker and faster,

402
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:35,792
just with positioning.

403
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,460
Where we are,
where we start.

404
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,295
I need to know
your watch schedule

405
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,214
if you’ve got one.
You’ve got no watch schedule.

406
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,049
Honestly, I’m cool with
running the same thing

407
00:14:43,091 --> 00:14:44,551
we ran last time.

408
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,302
You’ve got anything
written down or you just.

409
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,595
We know, we’ll just, yeah,
we can write it down.

410
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,347
First thing I see
is disorganization.

411
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,099
This is not
a structured routine.

412
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:53,768
More structure, and then
once it starts flowing,

413
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,145
-just more fun.
-Cool.

414
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,855
Joao coming in hot.

415
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,274
He isn’t really asking too many
questions of what works,

416
00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,276
what doesn’t work,
hey, how you doing?

417
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,154
You suck, and I’m in charge.

418
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,366
I’ll figure it out.
Everyone’s new to everything.

419
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,201
We’ll change that.

420
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,663
Okay, deck crew,
deck crew.

421
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,123
Stand by anchor.

422
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,374
Deck team, deck team.

423
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,625
Can you please
change into your wets?

424
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:22,547
Look at that beach right there.

425
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,050
Culver, culver.
Drop, drop, drop.

426
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,468
Copy that, cap.

427
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,012
Yay, Harry!

428
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,847
-How are you?
-Good.

429
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:32,140
Anchor chain is hopping down.

430
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:33,308
Two shackles in the water.

431
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,726
You can shut down.

432
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,311
Nice.

433
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,813
I’m going to go put my thong on.

434
00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,273
Hook up.

435
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:41,649
Try not to stand
under the boom, eh?

436
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,360
Yeah, I just got to find
a spot though, bud.

437
00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,403
Can I get you guys
anything else to drink?

438
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:48,990
Yeah.

439
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:50,158
Were you sick?

440
00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:53,161
Okay, perfect.

441
00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,704
All right, hold it there.

442
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,997
Hook off.

443
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,248
Drive yourself out
of there, mate.

444
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,086
What’s up, Laura?

445
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:03,797
He’s got good handling
of that thing, doesn’t he?

446
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:05,715
He does.

447
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,134
For the beach setup,
are we doing table and chairs?

448
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,261
I think all the bean bags
will be fine.

449
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,931
Those are Culver’s, Margot.

450
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:15,392
Culver’s, don’t forget.

451
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,477
Your tea was there. Did you
want me to bring it inside?

452
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:18,937
Oh, my God, it’s going
to be such a shock

453
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,230
when you start speaking again.

454
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,357
Wait till you hear
her filthy mouth.

455
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,235
You are so pumped right now.

456
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,444
Are those coming to the beach?

457
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,238
-They are indeed.
-Oh, my God.

458
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,074
-Just for you, Skyy.
-Oh, hi, baby. Hey, hey.

459
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,617
I love a man lifting.

460
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,161
Let’s do a quick run
and then come grab the guests.

461
00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,371
Perfect.

462
00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:37,372
Are you going
to come with us?

463
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:38,623
Ladies, let’s do this.

464
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,086
Stop.

465
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,129
Sweet, brother.

466
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,588
Paradise, baby.

467
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,589
Enjoy.

468
00:16:46,631 --> 00:16:48,258
No!

469
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,636
-Here you go.
-Right-o.

470
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:55,181
If only the boat
could see us right now.

471
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,433
Are you guys ready
for the beach?

472
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,600
Yeah, I’m ready.
Can I get in?

473
00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:59,477
-Yes, absolutely.
-Perfect.

474
00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,770
Bye.

475
00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:02,272
Here they come.

476
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,983
Nice job, Harry.
Banging out some beach setups.

477
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,110
If I’ve hit the land,
I might have gone too far.

478
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,070
Incredible.

479
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:10,780
Where are we?

480
00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:11,823
Welcome to paradise.

481
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:13,241
Thank you.

482
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,869
I’ll meet you up there.
We got full drinks.

483
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,245
All right, I hope
no one’s offended.

484
00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:20,623
I just don’t want tanlines.

485
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,791
Er...

486
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,918
Oh, wow.

487
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,878
Yeah.

488
00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:27,839
I’m going to do the same.

489
00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:29,299
This is going great.

490
00:17:29,341 --> 00:17:30,842
Oh, my God.

491
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,638
-All right, beach bums.
-I’d like to go in that water.

492
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:36,973
We’re going in.

493
00:17:37,015 --> 00:17:39,184
Oh, that is awesome.

494
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,273
Skyy, I’m going to come
out and make sure

495
00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,816
it’s not too deep out there.

496
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,321
Are you going to swim
with this shirt on? No.

497
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,822
All right, this is
coming off.

498
00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,115
Yay.

499
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,451
That’s our guy.

500
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,370
-Help me, I’m drowning.
-Here we come!

501
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,499
Yes, we got him.

502
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,667
Welcome.

503
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:06,294
It’s your vacation, too.
Look at this.

504
00:18:07,671 --> 00:18:09,798
I’m still waiting to see
is Harry really hairy?

505
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,470
Yo, who is that?

506
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,306
With their shirt off?

507
00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,266
Has the captain got some
good binoculars?

508
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:26,314
Someone’s walking
into the water.

509
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,568
Let’s go!

510
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:34,656
Oh, sh--.

511
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:36,658
It’s Culver and Harry.

512
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,082
Are you ready, Skyy?

513
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,667
No.
Hold that.

514
00:18:45,709 --> 00:18:47,544
Oh, they’re having a party.

515
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:50,672
It’s not right.

516
00:18:52,924 --> 00:18:56,261
This is crazy. Super yachting,
it’s a guest experience.

517
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,013
It’s not a guest
and crew experience.

518
00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,724
And there’s a difference
between professionalism

519
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,726
and actually trying to be
a guest on the boat.

520
00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,102
It’s obviously the precedent

521
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,603
that the previous
person has set.

522
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:07,439
I’m here to change that.

523
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:21,369
Oh, gosh!

524
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,372
Oh, they’re having a party.

525
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:30,295
I have Skyy’s penis pressed
against the back of my neck.

526
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,380
But I think I’ve got the best
view in the house.

527
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,466
Laura’s boobies.

528
00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:39,346
Oh, yes!

529
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,556
Winners.

530
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:42,932
Although I do think I won

531
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:45,769
because my legs were
wrapped around Harry.

532
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,481
Ugh...

533
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:52,192
I need to try and
catch this wine bottle.

534
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:55,737
I wish I could reach through.

535
00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:58,531
All right, beach bums.
You just going to sit there?

536
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,367
Just get a little padding down.

537
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,786
Just in case.

538
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,038
I don’t know if that’ll help.

539
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,581
Probably not.

540
00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,166
One, two, three.

541
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,168
Oh!

542
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,336
Wow.

543
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:12,504
All right, babies.

544
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,340
Oh, you’re lucky.

545
00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:16,716
This is the last White Claw.

546
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:17,926
Oh, man.

547
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,220
Beach party,
beach party, you copy?

548
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:21,221
Go ahead.

549
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,681
Just checking everything okay?

550
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,432
Yeah, it’s all good,
but we need more drinks.

551
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:25,892
Copy.

552
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,566
-Wow.
-Amazing. Amazing.

553
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:34,567
Since you’re in the
cabins all the time,

554
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,986
do you want to do the beach?

555
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,072
You’ll be fine.
It’s so basic.

556
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:41,908
Usually I wouldn’t send
the third stew

557
00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,910
to the beach by herself
to do service.

558
00:20:43,952 --> 00:20:46,579
But there’s only two of us,
and so far

559
00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:49,082
these guests have
just been so lovely.

560
00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:51,418
I think it’s because
the porn industry

561
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:52,877
is just like
the yachting industry.

562
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,422
We’re both here
to serve and please.

563
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:58,383
-Oh, hey.
-What’s up?

564
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:01,261
Adam, Adam. Can you please
meet me on the swim platform?

565
00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:02,554
Yeah, copy on my way.

566
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,472
Best chef in town.

567
00:21:04,514 --> 00:21:06,558
So nervous.

568
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,560
Is this enough rosé?

569
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:09,561
Maybe should do
one more bottle.

570
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,770
Too much to do?

571
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,605
-Right, Adam, you coming?
-Yeah.

572
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:14,357
Swapping over with
Culver and Harry.

573
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,734
Cheers.

574
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,610
These guys really need
to be whipped in shape.

575
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:18,820
Sh--’s going to change.

576
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,114
Full stop.

577
00:21:21,156 --> 00:21:23,116
-We’ve got it from here, Harry.
-We’ve got it.

578
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,577
Down pat.

579
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,829
Aren’t lucky just
to have water that

580
00:21:27,871 --> 00:21:31,082
just washes things
away whenever we want?

581
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,425
Did Adam tell you it
was dinner at eight?

582
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:42,135
-Yes.
-Perfect.

583
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,471
-How are you going?
-I’m okay.

584
00:21:44,512 --> 00:21:46,222
I love vegan food and stuff.

585
00:21:46,264 --> 00:21:48,183
You have to really
think outside the box.

586
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,393
I love these guests.

587
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,603
They want to be healthy.

588
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,812
I’ve got vegans.

589
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:54,981
I love nutrition.

590
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,067
And I obviously got
raised to vegetarian.

591
00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:58,818
This is something that
I really love and embrace.

592
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:00,945
So, yeah,
I’m feeling confident.

593
00:22:00,987 --> 00:22:02,864
All right, nice talk, bye.

594
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,656
Sweet.

595
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:05,200
-Hey.
-Are you good?

596
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:06,368
I’m really excited.

597
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:07,827
I’ll take that.

598
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,663
-Oh, okay.
-Enjoy, guys.

599
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,874
-Bye.
-Aw.

600
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:16,836
Would anyone like anything?

601
00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:18,463
Rosé, anything to drink?

602
00:22:18,505 --> 00:22:20,674
-Okay.
-Laura, you want to rosé, babe?

603
00:22:20,715 --> 00:22:22,842
’Cause then if one person
goes kayaking,

604
00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,928
you have one on the beach.

605
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:26,346
Because they’ve been
getting separated.

606
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:27,639
That’s all right.

607
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:28,890
Honestly, the two of them
are fine.

608
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,266
-Everyone’s happy?
-Super happy.

609
00:22:30,308 --> 00:22:32,185
Great.
I love you guys.

610
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,853
How are you doing, babe?

611
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:36,690
Oh, great.
These guys are awesome.

612
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:37,982
Anyone want rosé?

613
00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,693
Babe, do you want
something to drink?

614
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,736
I’m good at the moment.

615
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,659
They want to do something,
if they need us,

616
00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,077
they can call us,
we can go straight away.

617
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:50,787
There’s no point in us
all standing around.

618
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:52,455
Do you know what I mean?

619
00:22:52,497 --> 00:22:54,374
Well, back there, you’re not
really even standing around.

620
00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:55,959
You’re like interacting like
the whole time we’ve been there.

621
00:22:56,001 --> 00:22:57,377
No, I know,
but sometimes the guests

622
00:22:57,419 --> 00:22:59,546
just want their own space.

623
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,381
Of course.
I’d be honored.

624
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,466
They’re not the type of guests
that are really, like,

625
00:23:03,508 --> 00:23:05,051
separate the crew from them.

626
00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:07,220
Like I said, if they need
anything, they can call us.

627
00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:08,763
All right.

628
00:23:08,805 --> 00:23:11,266
This is the complete opposite
of what they want us to do.

629
00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:12,892
Just checking, everything okay?

630
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,310
We’re having a blast.

631
00:23:14,352 --> 00:23:16,855
We’re showing them
such a good time.

632
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:18,189
And you just pulled us
off the beach.

633
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,608
That doesn’t make
any sense to me.

634
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:24,571
-Everybody scream.
-Yeah!

635
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,072
Proud of you, girl.

636
00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:28,074
So what’s our go-to right now?
What do you need?

637
00:23:28,116 --> 00:23:29,909
Just to make sure
that the jacuzzi side is set up,

638
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:31,619
cushions, and then
we’re happy decks.

639
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,204
-All right.
-Okay.

640
00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:41,046
-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

641
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,964
I am going to come chat to you
if you don’t mind for a second.

642
00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:44,758
Yeah, sure.
How are you going?

643
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,176
I’m doing all right.

644
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:48,053
These guys have got quite
a bond with each other.

645
00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:50,472
I think because when
Luke was here,

646
00:23:50,513 --> 00:23:53,058
he kind of set up the vibe
that him and all the boys

647
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:55,143
were just bros.
There were no hours.

648
00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:57,270
There were no, like,
set breaks or anything.

649
00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,606
-He didn’t like being...
-Yeah, okay.

650
00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,900
-Mr. Authority Figure.
-Which is fine.

651
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:04,944
But I think they’re going
to start rebelling

652
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:06,613
as soon as I start
throwing authority.

653
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,740
-So sh--.
-[bleep] No, it’s like...

654
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,159
-That’s silly.
-It is. It is.

655
00:24:11,201 --> 00:24:14,245
I can see that Culver’s
a little bit like,

656
00:24:14,287 --> 00:24:15,955
I think he might have been
running the show a little bit.

657
00:24:15,997 --> 00:24:18,541
You’ve got to know your guests.

658
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,001
They’ve at no point ever said,

659
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,087
we’d like some space
from the crew.

660
00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,381
You don’t get tips because
they look at the windows.

661
00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:26,800
-And they’re really clean.
-Read the itinerary.

662
00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:28,510
Read the guests.

663
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,345
The entire time they want
the crew involved with them.

664
00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:33,181
Luke kind of drilled the biggest
thing is entertainment.

665
00:24:33,223 --> 00:24:35,975
But I think sometimes
they get so focused on it

666
00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:37,435
that they forget
to do their job.

667
00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:40,772
I think they need
to respect you as the boss.

668
00:24:40,814 --> 00:24:46,569
I am very shocked that Joao
is approaching mefor advice.

669
00:24:46,611 --> 00:24:50,824
He’s actually treating me
like a real head of department.

670
00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:53,910
So has he changed?
Maybe.

671
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,495
I wanted to get your advice.

672
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:56,955
And if there’s anything that
you feel like...

673
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,665
I’ve got your back,
and vice versa.

674
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:01,251
-Thank you.
-Honestly.

675
00:25:01,292 --> 00:25:02,460
Coming up...

676
00:25:02,502 --> 00:25:03,795
Oh, Joao.

677
00:25:03,837 --> 00:25:05,422
Oh, you guys know each
other before this.

678
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:06,423
Yes.

679
00:25:06,464 --> 00:25:07,882
You see this galley?

680
00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:11,928
It’s my territory.
You got me? Joao-ah?

681
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:17,642
-You ready to go back?
-Yeah.

682
00:25:20,145 --> 00:25:23,940
All crew, guests are ready
to come back to the boat.

683
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,276
Culver, Harry, Joao,
you can go ahead.

684
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:27,777
Okay, copy that.

685
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:30,071
-You ready, brother?
-I’m ready.

686
00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:33,283
Wow.
Master of the universe.

687
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,910
Harry and I are
making our way in now.

688
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,162
Tender is approaching.

689
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:43,877
Aesha, just letting
you know,

690
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,378
we have just
left the beach, over.

691
00:25:45,420 --> 00:25:47,130
Copy. Thank you.

692
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,174
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

693
00:25:51,634 --> 00:25:55,013
Welcome.
Gorgeous.

694
00:25:55,055 --> 00:25:56,389
So here’s your little towel.

695
00:25:56,431 --> 00:25:57,974
Are you going to go in
and get ready and stuff?

696
00:25:58,016 --> 00:25:59,434
Yeah, we’re going to
go get ready now.

697
00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:02,020
All crew, all crew, please
change into your blacks.

698
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:14,949
And the main is the lemon
potatoes I’m doing in a corn.

699
00:26:14,991 --> 00:26:16,659
Normally when you think
glitz and glam,

700
00:26:16,701 --> 00:26:19,537
you don’t think nutrition,
healthy food, vegan

701
00:26:19,579 --> 00:26:21,289
and stuff like that,

702
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:23,333
but I’m going to try and make
this really glamorous for them.

703
00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,001
I’m hoping this will
zhuzh it up with gold flakes

704
00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:27,087
and edible flowers and stuff.

705
00:26:27,128 --> 00:26:28,505
I love edible gold spray.

706
00:26:28,546 --> 00:26:30,799
I would just cover it all
in a beautiful man

707
00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,133
and lick it off them.

708
00:26:32,175 --> 00:26:34,552
[coughs]
Culver.

709
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:37,806
There we go.

710
00:26:37,847 --> 00:26:39,015
Margot, Margot.

711
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:40,684
Should we start setting
the table?

712
00:26:40,725 --> 00:26:42,018
Copy.

713
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,437
-Where’s your glitter?
-Put it on.

714
00:26:44,479 --> 00:26:45,438
On the side.

715
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:49,609
-What would Laura do?
-She’d always put things there.

716
00:26:49,651 --> 00:26:54,030
The guests tonight want a glitz
and glam themed dinner party,

717
00:26:54,072 --> 00:26:56,324
which is great,
except for the fact

718
00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:59,786
that I’m terrible
at table decor.

719
00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:00,870
Wow.

720
00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:02,455
That looks really good.

721
00:27:02,497 --> 00:27:03,665
[laughing]

722
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,084
It looks like a mess
from a shower drain.

723
00:27:06,126 --> 00:27:09,379
Do you happen to know if our
new stew is good at decor?

724
00:27:09,421 --> 00:27:10,839
Fingers crossed.

725
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,799
It looks like Barney
ate a rainbow

726
00:27:12,841 --> 00:27:17,053
and vomited it out, and that’s
about as good as I can do.

727
00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:20,890
Is there any way
we can spice this up?

728
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:22,392
Not because of your work,

729
00:27:22,434 --> 00:27:24,894
it’s just they’re
really bad streamers.

730
00:27:24,936 --> 00:27:27,272
Where’s your glitter?
I’ll do your makeup.

731
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,481
Wait, do you know
how to do this?

732
00:27:28,523 --> 00:27:31,067
-Yes.
-I look like a sad clown.

733
00:27:36,448 --> 00:27:37,866
I know.

734
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:39,534
-I think once we start dinner...
-That’ll be my chance.

735
00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:42,245
That’ll be your chance,
and I can just use the guys?

736
00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,288
Yeah.

737
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:46,916
Oh, my God.
It’s so good.

738
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,710
Glitter Town, USA.

739
00:27:48,752 --> 00:27:51,087
Oh, you guys look amazing.

740
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:52,589
I love it.

741
00:27:52,630 --> 00:27:54,132
Jessica Rabbit?

742
00:27:54,174 --> 00:27:56,468
It is Jessica Rabbit!

743
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:58,219
Yes.

744
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:01,765
-We’re ready to start.
-Amazing.

745
00:28:01,806 --> 00:28:02,932
All right, let’s get seated.

746
00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:03,975
Cheffy, cheffy, Aesha.

747
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,810
Just starting to seat guests.

748
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:06,811
Copy that.

749
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,063
Okay, should I pop down?

750
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:09,064
-Yeah. Thank you.
-All right.

751
00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,607
I’ll cabin.

752
00:28:10,648 --> 00:28:13,693
Who do I have to help me
running plates tonight?

753
00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:16,905
-Aesha, I’m up at the moment.
-Yeah, Aesha, I can help too.

754
00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,406
Thank you.

755
00:28:18,448 --> 00:28:21,326
That is a dollar store curtain.

756
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:24,079
Aside from the curtain,
it’s a stunning spread.

757
00:28:24,120 --> 00:28:26,122
Is that a dollar bill necklace?

758
00:28:26,164 --> 00:28:28,291
-Should I just put it on?
-Yeah.

759
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,626
I think it will
complete the look.

760
00:28:29,668 --> 00:28:31,294
Mm-hmm.

761
00:28:31,336 --> 00:28:32,629
Do you think that’s
glittery enough?

762
00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:33,630
-Yes. Gorgeous.
-Okay.

763
00:28:33,672 --> 00:28:36,257
Amazing.

764
00:28:36,299 --> 00:28:39,928
So this first course
is artichoke foam

765
00:28:39,969 --> 00:28:41,805
on top of roasted celeriac.

766
00:28:41,846 --> 00:28:44,808
That’s ----ing beautiful.
I had to curse at it.

767
00:28:44,849 --> 00:28:48,770
I’m going to be sh--ting
like a fairy later.

768
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,105
That is so good.

769
00:28:50,146 --> 00:28:52,524
Taste it,
let it rock your world.

770
00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:55,860
Okay. Let’s see.

771
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,987
What’s up, cheffy?

772
00:28:58,029 --> 00:28:59,322
What are they having for dinner?
Chicken?

773
00:28:59,364 --> 00:29:00,115
Chicken.

774
00:29:00,156 --> 00:29:01,574
And then for the vegan,

775
00:29:01,616 --> 00:29:04,703
I’ve stuffed zucchini
rolls with dough.

776
00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:05,995
Okay.

777
00:29:06,037 --> 00:29:08,748
Chef, clearing now.

778
00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:10,875
[yawns]

779
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,335
I’m gonna sleep like a baby.

780
00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:16,047
-Fun.
-You can go now.

781
00:29:16,089 --> 00:29:17,674
Amazing.

782
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,926
Can we get one more pair of
running hands to the gallery?

783
00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:22,387
Careful of the sides because
this is all sprayed with gold.

784
00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,055
Yep. Coming.
Coming.

785
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:26,474
You need a hand?

786
00:29:26,516 --> 00:29:29,102
You can take a couple,
that would be lovely.

787
00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:30,437
Okay.

788
00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:32,313
Oh my God.
Look at this.

789
00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:33,857
And the captain is here.
Hello.

790
00:29:33,898 --> 00:29:35,066
Woo!

791
00:29:35,108 --> 00:29:36,693
Oh my God.
It’s so glittery!

792
00:29:36,735 --> 00:29:38,111
What is this sorcery?

793
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:39,654
For this course,

794
00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,865
we’ve got chicken with
lemon, potato and corn.

795
00:29:41,906 --> 00:29:43,533
And then you’ve got a
cashew cream spread.

796
00:29:43,575 --> 00:29:45,994
Okay.
Everyone chew and swallow.

797
00:29:46,036 --> 00:29:46,995
-Let’s do this.
-Yes.

798
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,329
Enjoy.

799
00:29:48,371 --> 00:29:50,373
This looks so gorgeous.
This is actual art.

800
00:29:50,415 --> 00:29:52,751
I’m so happy that
she’s the chef.

801
00:29:54,919 --> 00:29:56,212
Let’s spray them gold.

802
00:29:56,254 --> 00:29:58,757
-How is it?
-It’s so good.

803
00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,216
Juicy and gorgeous.

804
00:30:00,258 --> 00:30:02,010
-It’s so delicious.
-Yay!

805
00:30:02,052 --> 00:30:07,891
Cheffy, the guests
lo-o-o-o-ove the dinner.

806
00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,434
Thank you.

807
00:30:13,313 --> 00:30:15,065
Just put them there.

808
00:30:15,106 --> 00:30:17,400
Mmm.
Well, I’m a happy boy.

809
00:30:17,442 --> 00:30:19,277
So are you doing lates tonight?

810
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:21,738
No.
I finished at 12.

811
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:23,365
But I’m just trying to get
everyone up to par

812
00:30:23,406 --> 00:30:24,783
with actually getting rest
and stuff.

813
00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,076
Yeah.

814
00:30:26,117 --> 00:30:27,660
-We’ll get this new stew.
-Yeah.

815
00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:30,830
Probably be some like
leggy blonde model as well.

816
00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:33,083
And we’ll be like, cool.

817
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:34,751
[laughing]

818
00:30:34,793 --> 00:30:36,920
Oh, Joao.

819
00:30:36,961 --> 00:30:38,421
Dude, it’s been so long.

820
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:39,756
I think the last time
I saw you I was in Parma.

821
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:40,924
Yes.

822
00:30:40,965 --> 00:30:42,759
Oh, you guys know each
other before this?

823
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:44,010
We don’t know each other.
I used to shag his mate.

824
00:30:44,052 --> 00:30:45,720
Yeah.

825
00:30:45,762 --> 00:30:48,848
I’m going to start clearing
the main in a second?

826
00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:52,060
What? Are you getting
jealous of Joao?

827
00:30:52,102 --> 00:30:53,937
Yeah, I am.

828
00:30:53,978 --> 00:30:56,690
New guy.
What are you doing?

829
00:30:56,731 --> 00:30:59,609
You see this galley?
It’s my territory.

830
00:30:59,651 --> 00:31:03,947
So I suggest you take a lap.
All right? You got me?

831
00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,782
Joao-ah?

832
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,033
Are you really?

833
00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:08,952
Break his knees if
I see him talking to you.

834
00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:12,080
Oh, yeah. That’s the sexiest
thing you’ve ever said to me.

835
00:31:12,122 --> 00:31:13,289
Really?

836
00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:21,089
I like boobs.

837
00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:22,924
We like boobs.

838
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:24,050
How many boobs do you like?

839
00:31:24,092 --> 00:31:25,343
One boob, two boob.

840
00:31:25,385 --> 00:31:27,387
-Three.
-Three boobs.

841
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:29,180
-Triple tits.
-It’s perfect.

842
00:31:29,222 --> 00:31:30,932
I’m excited to see what’s next.

843
00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:32,350
Same.

844
00:31:32,392 --> 00:31:34,185
All right,
we can go out with desert.

845
00:31:34,227 --> 00:31:35,937
These look so good.

846
00:31:37,397 --> 00:31:38,732
-I’ll wash.
-Thank you.

847
00:31:38,773 --> 00:31:40,191
Oh, my God.
What is this?

848
00:31:40,233 --> 00:31:41,234
Lord.

849
00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:42,902
Oh, my Lord.

850
00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:44,195
This is so good.

851
00:31:44,237 --> 00:31:45,488
It’s like an orgasm
in my mouth.

852
00:31:45,530 --> 00:31:46,781
Isn’t that where they
usually happen?

853
00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:51,578
-Claudio.
-Yes.

854
00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,455
Are you doing a Cam4 show
at all while we’re here?

855
00:31:53,496 --> 00:31:56,416
I have a huge dildo
for you to use.

856
00:31:56,458 --> 00:31:57,709
Should I use that in my app?

857
00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,836
Just you deep-throating
something.

858
00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:00,879
I’m in.

859
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,255
Time to get ready.

860
00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:04,549
Can I sneak by? Because some
of us are performing.

861
00:32:04,591 --> 00:32:05,550
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

862
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,177
What are you still doing?

863
00:32:07,218 --> 00:32:08,928
I just want to flip one load,
then I’m going to bet.

864
00:32:08,970 --> 00:32:10,013
-One.
-Amazing.

865
00:32:10,055 --> 00:32:11,598
Thank you.

866
00:32:11,639 --> 00:32:13,725
I almost hid from her.

867
00:32:13,767 --> 00:32:15,935
So she wouldn’t give me extra.

868
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:22,567
Here we go.

869
00:32:22,609 --> 00:32:23,735
[vibrator buzzing]

870
00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,280
Yes.
Give me that ----ing dick.

871
00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:28,740
Oh. Oh. Oh.

872
00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,409
Mmm.

873
00:32:32,285 --> 00:32:33,745
[moaning]

874
00:32:33,787 --> 00:32:36,247
Oh, [bleep].

875
00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:38,041
Mmm.

876
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:39,668
So good.

877
00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:41,461
That’s like addictive.

878
00:32:41,503 --> 00:32:42,629
[vibrator stops]

879
00:32:42,671 --> 00:32:43,755
All right.
Good night, everyone.

880
00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,841
-Hi.
-Hello, Harry.

881
00:32:46,883 --> 00:32:48,802
What’s going on with you
and Margot?

882
00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:51,888
On drop-off day, you should
invite her on a date.

883
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:54,265
I’ve already said
I want to do that.

884
00:32:54,307 --> 00:32:56,059
You should.

885
00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:57,060
But what, so...

886
00:32:57,102 --> 00:32:58,520
I reckon what you should do,

887
00:32:58,561 --> 00:33:00,480
maybe be like, oh, could
you meet me on the sundeck.

888
00:33:00,522 --> 00:33:02,607
And then just take up like
a couple of the cushions

889
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:04,067
and stuff, and a
bottle of rosé.

890
00:33:04,109 --> 00:33:06,986
I am quite nervous to ask
Margot out on a date.

891
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:08,405
I’m pretty sure
we’re on the same page.

892
00:33:08,446 --> 00:33:10,490
like, we’re both
into each other.

893
00:33:10,532 --> 00:33:12,450
But because of everything
that’s happened,

894
00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:13,993
I’ve tried to take a step back.

895
00:33:14,035 --> 00:33:16,579
I’m just trying
to go at her pace.

896
00:33:16,621 --> 00:33:18,373
All right, I’ll see you
in the morning.

897
00:33:18,415 --> 00:33:19,874
Goodnight.

898
00:33:39,853 --> 00:33:41,980
Now I can take the bottom bunk.

899
00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:51,239
Did you manage
to get the cushions out?

900
00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:52,240
Did you get the cushions out?

901
00:33:52,282 --> 00:33:53,575
-Yeah.
-No, not yet.

902
00:33:53,616 --> 00:33:55,201
I was just kind of drying
main deck aft.

903
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:56,536
I just want to get
it all, so...

904
00:33:56,578 --> 00:33:58,121
-Okay.
-I’ll do a quick background.

905
00:33:58,163 --> 00:33:59,205
Okay, cool.

906
00:33:59,247 --> 00:34:00,707
Gay brunch.

907
00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,377
So we should probably all,

908
00:34:04,419 --> 00:34:05,670
like, dress up
and bring food out.

909
00:34:05,712 --> 00:34:07,839
I was thinking,
one of you guys could put

910
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,050
that gag ball in your mouth
when you come out?

911
00:34:10,091 --> 00:34:12,010
Oh, [bleep] my life.

912
00:34:12,052 --> 00:34:14,888
Do you think this kind
of looks like a vagina?

913
00:34:14,929 --> 00:34:17,349
Vagina napkins.
Good job.

914
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,017
Thank you.

915
00:34:19,059 --> 00:34:21,186
Deck team, deck team.
We are dressing up

916
00:34:21,227 --> 00:34:25,065
in our budgie smugglers
and we are serving brunch.

917
00:34:25,106 --> 00:34:27,984
Good morning.

918
00:34:28,026 --> 00:34:30,278
-Go get your outfit on.
-Yes.

919
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:31,905
What are you worried about?

920
00:34:31,946 --> 00:34:33,907
I just have a whole bunch
going on with mine right now.

921
00:34:38,119 --> 00:34:39,829
Big gay branch for sure.

922
00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:43,249
Oh, come on. My whole ----ing
sack is going to be out.

923
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:44,292
That’s the point, mate.

924
00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:46,586
Oh, my God, bro.
Come on.

925
00:34:46,628 --> 00:34:48,338
I don’t get paid enough
for this sh--.

926
00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:50,465
I’m pretty sure we do. I’m
pretty sure we get paid heaps.

927
00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:55,428
This is definitely a vagina.

928
00:34:55,470 --> 00:34:58,932
Oh, man. I’m really trying to
cram into this damn sock.

929
00:34:58,973 --> 00:35:00,475
[laughing]

930
00:35:01,935 --> 00:35:04,604
You were born for this.
You were born for this.

931
00:35:04,646 --> 00:35:06,439
Big gay brunch.

932
00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:07,941
Right, bananas.

933
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,943
Then we can literally
stick a banana like that.

934
00:35:09,984 --> 00:35:11,319
They’re going to take
it from you anyway.

935
00:35:11,361 --> 00:35:12,612
All right, thanks.

936
00:35:12,654 --> 00:35:14,280
[laughing]

937
00:35:14,322 --> 00:35:15,657
You don’t have to.

938
00:35:15,699 --> 00:35:17,242
There are many different
methods of management.

939
00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:19,911
My management style is to
come down hard on these guys

940
00:35:19,953 --> 00:35:23,081
as well as create
a friendship with them.

941
00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:25,375
Where are the big ones?

942
00:35:25,417 --> 00:35:27,293
Oh, [bleep], this is funny.

943
00:35:27,335 --> 00:35:29,212
I want a balance
between the two.

944
00:35:29,254 --> 00:35:31,006
It’s one of
the hardest things to do.

945
00:35:31,047 --> 00:35:33,133
I’m still working it out,
but we’ll get there.

946
00:35:33,174 --> 00:35:34,759
[laughing]

947
00:35:36,594 --> 00:35:40,765
All right, I’ve got most of
the guests sitting at the table.

948
00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:42,100
Let’s get up there.

949
00:35:42,142 --> 00:35:43,768
You can’t even move
in these things.

950
00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:46,438
Who’s are new guest?
She’s really pretty.

951
00:35:46,479 --> 00:35:47,522
Areola.

952
00:35:47,564 --> 00:35:49,232
Oh, my God.
Areola.

953
00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:53,194
Cheffy, are you ready for
the big gay brunch or what?

954
00:35:57,824 --> 00:35:59,784
Whenever you guys are ready.

955
00:35:59,826 --> 00:36:01,619
I’ll carry the rolls,
the buns.

956
00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:07,208
Chef, what have you prepared
for us today?

957
00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:08,752
We’re starving.

958
00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:10,170
Well, good morning.

959
00:36:10,211 --> 00:36:11,504
What?

960
00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:14,966
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.

961
00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:16,509
The unicorn.

962
00:36:16,551 --> 00:36:19,512
Is that a banana in your pants
or are you happy to see me?

963
00:36:19,554 --> 00:36:20,680
The ball gag.

964
00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:22,140
[shouting]

965
00:36:24,559 --> 00:36:25,727
Boys, boys, boys.

966
00:36:25,769 --> 00:36:27,562
Oh, my God.
I need a group photo.

967
00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:29,314
-Here we go.
-Come on.

968
00:36:29,356 --> 00:36:30,857
One, two.

969
00:36:30,899 --> 00:36:34,027
I don’t believe my life.

970
00:36:34,069 --> 00:36:35,111
Holy sh--.

971
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:36,905
That hot pink speedo.

972
00:36:36,946 --> 00:36:38,198
Yeah.

973
00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:39,532
Bought it myself.
It’s actually Australian.

974
00:36:39,574 --> 00:36:41,534
Oh, the unicorn.

975
00:36:41,576 --> 00:36:43,411
Hey, what’s going on?

976
00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:46,206
Woo!

977
00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,874
Oh, boys.

978
00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:56,758
How is this possible?

979
00:36:56,800 --> 00:37:00,220
This is so dirty.
I love it.

980
00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,764
Holy cow.

981
00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:06,393
Stay.

982
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:08,520
Vegan rainbow pancakes.

983
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,563
It has pearls on it.
Look at that.

984
00:37:10,605 --> 00:37:13,149
We have some pancakes.

985
00:37:13,191 --> 00:37:14,734
You guys are incredible.

986
00:37:14,776 --> 00:37:16,403
I’m going to cry.

987
00:37:16,444 --> 00:37:17,904
-You nailed it.
-You too, bro.

988
00:37:17,946 --> 00:37:19,698
It’s funny. See, hey,
you don’t think

989
00:37:19,739 --> 00:37:21,324
you have these stuff in you,

990
00:37:21,366 --> 00:37:22,784
but then you just do it
and it’s like,

991
00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:23,952
oh, it wasn’t
actually that bad?

992
00:37:26,579 --> 00:37:27,914
Fair enough.

993
00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:29,374
Oh, this was outstanding.

994
00:37:29,416 --> 00:37:31,501
I can’t wait to get
out there, everybody.

995
00:37:31,543 --> 00:37:32,627
-Yes.
-Let’s go get ready.

996
00:37:32,669 --> 00:37:34,212
Shorts, shorter.

997
00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,341
Harry, look.

998
00:37:38,383 --> 00:37:39,676
Dolphins!

999
00:37:39,718 --> 00:37:41,094
-How many? Two?
-No, there’s like six.

1000
00:37:41,136 --> 00:37:42,512
What?

1001
00:37:42,554 --> 00:37:46,224
Oh, I want to swim with
the dolphins in like the wild.

1002
00:37:46,266 --> 00:37:47,267
How was the morning?

1003
00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,768
It was so great.

1004
00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:50,520
It was a really good morning.

1005
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:53,273
Next charter, I’m going
to ask to be on mornings.

1006
00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:54,482
Appreciate it.

1007
00:37:54,524 --> 00:37:56,026
I love mornings.
It’s so quiet.

1008
00:37:56,067 --> 00:37:57,152
We’ll be on mornings and
we can have a coffee.

1009
00:37:57,193 --> 00:37:58,903
Yeah, we’ll bring that back.

1010
00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:01,239
-One more day, right?
-One more day.

1011
00:38:01,281 --> 00:38:03,825
And then, are we going to watch
the sunset on the sun deck?

1012
00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:06,161
Nice sunset date.

1013
00:38:06,202 --> 00:38:08,913
-Are you asking right now?
-I’m asking you.

1014
00:38:11,207 --> 00:38:12,167
Coming up...

1015
00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:13,460
-Let’s go up.
-Coming up.

1016
00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:15,587
Stop.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.

1017
00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,672
-Jesus.
-No, no, no, no, no.

1018
00:38:17,714 --> 00:38:19,299
-Hey.
-Oh my God, he’s right there.

1019
00:38:30,060 --> 00:38:31,186
Haven’t we got a
sunset date on the sun deck?

1020
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:33,897
Do we?

1021
00:38:33,938 --> 00:38:35,523
-Do you want to?
-Oh, sure.

1022
00:38:35,565 --> 00:38:36,524
Are you asking me right now?

1023
00:38:36,566 --> 00:38:37,692
I’m asking you.

1024
00:38:37,734 --> 00:38:38,902
Yeah!

1025
00:38:38,943 --> 00:38:40,653
Just ask.

1026
00:38:40,695 --> 00:38:42,614
-I’ll try to get ready quickly.
-It doesn’t have to be long.

1027
00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:44,240
-I would love to.
-Yeah.

1028
00:38:44,282 --> 00:38:45,450
-All right, I can’t wait.
-I’ll see you there.

1029
00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:46,701
Yeah, but not before then.

1030
00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:48,912
You know.

1031
00:38:48,953 --> 00:38:52,082
I definitely enjoy this
flirty little relationship

1032
00:38:52,123 --> 00:38:55,627
that Harry and I have so far.
It just seems harmless.

1033
00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:58,922
And I think most guys
if they only like you

1034
00:38:58,963 --> 00:39:02,300
for like basically sex.

1035
00:39:02,342 --> 00:39:04,052
But with Harry,
it seems like

1036
00:39:04,094 --> 00:39:06,096
it’s not about
that at all for him.

1037
00:39:06,137 --> 00:39:08,056
So it’ll just be fun.

1038
00:39:08,098 --> 00:39:10,600
-I’m excited now.
-Okay, me too.

1039
00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:12,352
Were you listening?

1040
00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:15,939
Sunset drinks on the sun deck
after the, after the drop-off.

1041
00:39:17,315 --> 00:39:19,609
I nailed it. It’s the best
feeling in the world.

1042
00:39:19,651 --> 00:39:22,987
Like, cha-ching, success.

1043
00:39:23,029 --> 00:39:24,322
Sealed the deal.

1044
00:39:24,364 --> 00:39:27,659
-The plan worked.
-It worked. It worked.

1045
00:39:27,701 --> 00:39:31,121
Aesha, Aesha. Can you come
to the bridge, please?

1046
00:39:31,162 --> 00:39:32,122
Totally.

1047
00:39:32,163 --> 00:39:34,457
Okay.
Here we go.

1048
00:39:34,499 --> 00:39:35,792
-Look.
-Oh, yes.

1049
00:39:35,834 --> 00:39:37,544
I’d like to run over the CV

1050
00:39:37,585 --> 00:39:40,380
of the new second
stewardess that’s coming.

1051
00:39:40,422 --> 00:39:42,257
Oh, she’s pretty.

1052
00:39:46,845 --> 00:39:47,804
You’re all right.

1053
00:39:47,846 --> 00:39:49,305
Right.

1054
00:39:49,347 --> 00:39:52,726
True North.
That’s exploration, adventure.

1055
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,561
20 to 30 guests at one time

1056
00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:57,647
with a minimal interior.
Four stewardesses.

1057
00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:58,940
Right.
So she was chief?

1058
00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:00,483
She was from second to chief.
Yeah.

1059
00:40:00,525 --> 00:40:03,111
As long as Jamie doesn’t have
a million opinions

1060
00:40:03,153 --> 00:40:05,196
and is okay with
bottled lime juice,

1061
00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:08,324
we’re going to get
along just fine.

1062
00:40:08,366 --> 00:40:10,702
It looks like she’ll be here
for dinner service.

1063
00:40:10,744 --> 00:40:11,870
Amazing.
I’d love that.

1064
00:40:11,911 --> 00:40:13,329
Then I can see what she’s got.

1065
00:40:13,371 --> 00:40:14,456
Yeah, perfect.

1066
00:40:15,832 --> 00:40:16,791
So you can paddle board?

1067
00:40:16,833 --> 00:40:18,209
-Yes.
-Okay.

1068
00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:19,919
I’ve never paddle
boarded before. Really.

1069
00:40:19,961 --> 00:40:21,129
Would you rather
a two-person kayak

1070
00:40:21,171 --> 00:40:22,130
and one of the crew go with you?

1071
00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:23,465
Yeah, she needs assistance.

1072
00:40:23,506 --> 00:40:25,216
-You go pick one.
-Pick one of the men.

1073
00:40:25,258 --> 00:40:26,843
-Who do you want?
-Joao?

1074
00:40:26,885 --> 00:40:28,053
Yes.

1075
00:40:28,094 --> 00:40:29,512
You want to go for
a kayak, mate?

1076
00:40:29,554 --> 00:40:30,805
Yeah. No worries.

1077
00:40:30,847 --> 00:40:31,806
Perfect.

1078
00:40:31,848 --> 00:40:33,350
-Absolutely.
-Yeah!

1079
00:40:37,312 --> 00:40:38,646
Let’s go.
Let’s go.

1080
00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:40,398
Let’s go. Let’s go.
Let’s go.

1081
00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:46,237
What are you doing, Skyy?
Going paddleboarding?

1082
00:40:46,279 --> 00:40:48,073
Yay!

1083
00:40:49,282 --> 00:40:51,117
Yeah.
Get you some.

1084
00:40:53,912 --> 00:40:55,538
Do you want to paddle?
Or should I do all the work?

1085
00:40:55,580 --> 00:40:58,416
I’m just going to
hold one just in case.

1086
00:40:59,959 --> 00:41:01,461
Let’s do it.

1087
00:41:01,503 --> 00:41:04,297
Harry just asked me if I wanted
to have sunset drinks.

1088
00:41:04,339 --> 00:41:06,049
Oh!

1089
00:41:06,091 --> 00:41:08,426
That is the cutest thing.

1090
00:41:08,468 --> 00:41:09,969
You can help me
choose my outfit.

1091
00:41:10,011 --> 00:41:11,721
We’re having drinks
on the sun deck

1092
00:41:11,763 --> 00:41:13,223
before we all go out tomorrow.

1093
00:41:13,264 --> 00:41:15,433
So some smooching
might be happening.

1094
00:41:15,475 --> 00:41:17,102
Probably.

1095
00:41:18,812 --> 00:41:20,939
We have to get this tender up.

1096
00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,273
Really?

1097
00:41:22,315 --> 00:41:24,025
Harry, can you just
jump in there, mate?

1098
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:25,402
Get the strops ready on
the tender, please?

1099
00:41:25,443 --> 00:41:26,194
Yep.

1100
00:41:26,236 --> 00:41:27,529
-Culver?
-Yeah.

1101
00:41:27,570 --> 00:41:28,738
Can you get the crane
ready, my friend?

1102
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,573
Okay.

1103
00:41:30,615 --> 00:41:32,701
Okay, Adam. Can you come
and grab a line

1104
00:41:32,742 --> 00:41:34,035
and we’ll pick this tender up?

1105
00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:36,413
-Let’s go in one, two, right?
-Yes.

1106
00:41:36,454 --> 00:41:37,497
So one, two.

1107
00:41:37,539 --> 00:41:39,374
When you get out with
Northern Sun,

1108
00:41:39,416 --> 00:41:41,918
the boat tends to roll a lot
when you’re in certain seas.

1109
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,586
So if you’re lifting a tender,

1110
00:41:43,628 --> 00:41:46,798
as soon as you get that wind,
as soon as you get that swell.

1111
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,217
Chill for a second
until we get his lines, okay?

1112
00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:50,677
That tender’s going to swing.

1113
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,971
You just got to be really
careful lifting it up.

1114
00:41:53,013 --> 00:41:55,306
Hook down and
then go to turtle.

1115
00:42:00,895 --> 00:42:03,773
All right, Harry,
I’m going to come cable down.

1116
00:42:03,815 --> 00:42:05,650
-A little bit more.
-Yep.

1117
00:42:06,943 --> 00:42:07,902
-Feels good, Harry?
-More.

1118
00:42:07,944 --> 00:42:08,945
-Cool.
-Yep.

1119
00:42:08,987 --> 00:42:10,196
Take weight.

1120
00:42:10,238 --> 00:42:11,448
Okay, get her out of the water.

1121
00:42:11,489 --> 00:42:13,533
Stop that. Okay.

1122
00:42:13,575 --> 00:42:14,826
Let him out.

1123
00:42:14,868 --> 00:42:16,494
It’s safe there.
Let it stop rolling around.

1124
00:42:16,536 --> 00:42:18,455
The more you’re out here,
the better.

1125
00:42:18,496 --> 00:42:19,581
So when you come up,
it’s going to want to come in.

1126
00:42:19,622 --> 00:42:21,583
-Okay.
-You want some space.

1127
00:42:21,624 --> 00:42:23,084
You’re all the way out,
aren’t you?

1128
00:42:23,126 --> 00:42:25,503
Yeah, I’m all the way extended.
Yeah.

1129
00:42:25,545 --> 00:42:27,964
Slow and steady.
Get her up nice and slow.

1130
00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:29,966
Keep coming.
As soon as I say clear.

1131
00:42:30,008 --> 00:42:31,134
-Okay.
-You’re going to come around.

1132
00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:32,469
-All right.
-Let’s go up.

1133
00:42:32,510 --> 00:42:33,303
Coming up.

1134
00:42:33,345 --> 00:42:35,638
Keep coming.
Slow speed.

1135
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,639
Stop.

1136
00:42:36,681 --> 00:42:37,724
-Ah.
-Damn it.

1137
00:42:37,766 --> 00:42:39,142
-Stop.
-What the [bleep]?

1138
00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:40,393
What happened then?

1139
00:42:40,435 --> 00:42:41,436
Anti... Oh.

1140
00:42:41,478 --> 00:42:43,605
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1141
00:42:44,898 --> 00:42:47,817
-Oh.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

1142
00:42:47,859 --> 00:42:50,111
Jesus.

1143
00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:52,322
No, no, no, no, no, no.

1144
00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:54,449
-Okay.
-What the [bleep] was that?

1145
00:42:54,491 --> 00:42:55,825
Go down. Go down.
Go down.

1146
00:42:55,867 --> 00:42:57,744
Go down? Go out?
All right. Hold on.

1147
00:42:57,786 --> 00:42:59,537
Boom down.

1148
00:42:59,579 --> 00:43:01,331
Stop. Stop.

1149
00:43:01,373 --> 00:43:03,625
-Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
-Boom down. Boom down.

1150
00:43:03,667 --> 00:43:04,751
No, no, no, no, no.

1151
00:43:04,793 --> 00:43:06,211
-Hey.
-Oh, my God. He’s right there.

1152
00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:09,172
-He’s right there.
-[bleep]
