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All right, folks, listen up.

People ask, what are we doing here in Afghanistan?

Well, the president says it's national security.

NATO says it's nation building.

The UN says we're protecting human rights.

Well, I'd say bullshit.

We all know what our mission is here.

It's to blow shit up.

So, with that in mind,

I present to you, the Jericho Myth -

You sure you don't want to ride with the convoy, Tony? This is dangerous

country.

General, please.

I might spill my drink.

Maybe we should follow the convoy, Mr. Stark.

Nah.

Not today.

Besides, it would take a Stark Industry missile to hurt us in here.

Yes, sir.

Oh, I wouldn't do that.

What happened?

Who are you?

My name's Dr. Jensen.

You've been taken captive by the Ten Ring.

What is this?

What if I go out?

It's trapped under your heart.

I've implanted an electromagnet. It should keep you alive.

At least for a while.

Interesting artwork you have there.

Huh?

Oh, yeah, I lost the bet.

What is... Oh.

Priapism. It's one of the side effects of the magnet's electrical current.

It's just wonderful.

Just what I always wanted.

An electronic penis.

Look, what do these guys want from me?

They should tell you shortly.

In the meantime, we should do something about this. I don't want you to rupture

anything.

Feeling better, Mr. Stark.

Dr. Yinsing's hands -on approach works wonders.

Yeah, well, you should meet my proctologist.

So, who are you?

The man who holds your life in his hands.

Really?

I think maybe we should skip the threats and get to the part where you tell me

what it is you want.

The Jericho.

You see, when I was six, I wanted a pony.

Life can sometimes be cruel.

The Stark wit.

You have three months to show me the Jericho, or I will show you your

Three months?

I can't build a Jericho in three months, not in a place like this. I have faith

in your genius, Mr. Stark.

Now show me the Jericho, and I will show you your freedom.

I'm gonna build him a weapon.

But first, we gotta do something about this.

Yes, we have the Jericho.

It's so hot.

Shut up woman.

Nothing, just some whore.

It'll be ready tomorrow.

Bring him to me.

What the fuck?

No.

You have to go.

You have to go without me.

I'm already gone.

I don't know.

Ladies, if you could excuse me for a second, I need to take this thing off.

Well, wait, don't you need this to live?

No, not anymore.

Not anymore.

That'll hurt me.

Really happy?

You drop it anyway.

She likes that.

Pepper Potts, yes.

Mr. Stark's right hand.

I'm surprised you recognize me, Mr... You may call me Khan.

I represent a competitor in China.

Recently we were approached with some stolen plans from Stark's Enterprise's

weapons systems.

I felt that we should let Mr. Stark know.

I'd suppose you better.

Looks like Mr. Stark is on a conference call right now.

I'll see if I can untangle him.

One moment.

Mmm.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Oh my god.

Me too.

I don't know what to do

Pretty, isn't it?

All of my rings have rings.

This one is the Liar. He bends you to my will.

This is Spectral.

He bends VR around us, much like Liar bends your will.

Therefore, we remain unseen.

Entertain me with your Western decadent.

3, 2, 1.

Wow.

Hmm.

um

um wow

I love you.

Thank you.

The tattoo

appears to

represent the logo of the Prometheus Corporation, a weapons manufacturer on

Chinese mainland.

Industrial sabotage.

That is correct, Miss Potts.

Is that a government company?

No, sir.

Prometheus appears to be privately owned, with offices in Hong Kong.

Fine. Prep the Mark VI.

Yes, sir.

Where are you going?

I'm just going to fly to Hong Kong and tell whoever it is that runs Prometheus

that they can have anything they want as long as it rhymes with Iron Man.

You can't violate Chinese airspace.

Watch me.

Jarvis, does my CEO status give me voice override on Tony's commands?

I'm afraid not, Miss Pop.

Damn.

Well, well, well.

This is the problem.

Black Widow, I won't even bother asking how you got in.

That's what I do.

You need to talk Stark down.

Oh, so you're eavesdropping as well?

Iron Man is an important national asset. One that's about to become a liability.

I don't need the stress.

Maybe I can help.

Hey, guys, I think I've got a better idea for... Damn it, Tony.

It is actually quite interesting to be on this side of things for a change.

I was wondering, do you ever get, you know, a little awkward when you catch me

banging a field agent? Mr. Stark.

Miss Romanoff.

I can't allow you to start an international incident with China and

Man suit.

Yeah, right.

Like you could stop me.

Don't worry, because I do have a plan.

He is coming after you, of course.

Certainly.

I knew those western mind control puppets would fail and lead him here to

He is very powerful.

I am powerful!

And I want him here when I carve out his radioactive heart with my bare hand.

You are obsessed.

I will not sit here and watch you destroy yourself over this American.

I am the Mandarin. You would dare to doubt me?

I am your wife -to -be.

Don't speak to me like one of your peasant whores.

Mei Ling.

Mei Ling!

Today marks an historical change in the way this company does business. Today we

become Stark International.

The hell?

Greetings, Iron Man.

I'm the Mandarin, the fate of your doom.

These rings are technology not of this world.

But I only need my hand.

You think the seal is stronger than well -honed flesh?

Tony Stark, I want to see the light fade from your eyes.

I'm sorry. Tony Stark's not here right now. Can I take a message?

What is this?

You seek to make me a fool?

To give me this empty victory?

You will pay for this insolence.

Say cheese.

Like the new suit?

Refractive coating.

Haven't you bagged your limit today?

To be continued.

Before you say anything embarrassing, let's disagree that I know who you are

and why you're really here.

And I know you, Nick Fury.

Good.

Then you believe that I can help you.

If you'll help me.

I can do that.

Very well.

Let's keep on it.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Oh, let me see.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, stroke. Grab all that. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Yeah,

I know.

Yes.

Let me see your tongue.

Yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah. There you go.

Mm -hmm.

Yes, stroke that back.

Yes.

That's right, boy.

Oh, you're lucky I didn't kill you on sight. You know that?

But there's other ways of making you talk.

But not right now because your mouth is full.

Yes, you're sick.

Oh, yes.

Oh, gosh.

Squeeze those titties together.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yes, you're fucking good.

Don't you make it wet. Make it wet.

Yes. Lob all over that tip.

You can grab it with both hands. Yeah. Take it. Yes.

Yes. Stroke it. Yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

shit.

This is fucking crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Wow.

That is fucking great.

You're jumping up with me.

Thank you.

I'm gonna leave it inside the fucking pussy off

with a spot on this team. You just might.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck me with that pussy of yours.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh,

yes. Yeah, I wanted a good pussy up on my dick.

Oh, you fucking look so good.

Oh,

you suck, honey.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, yes.

God, you're so beautiful.

I'm going to come all over you.

Mm -hmm. You ready?

Mm -hmm. Do you want me to come and see you? Mm -hmm.

Come on. I'm sure you're so pretty. Oh.

Bye.

Hope she brushed her teeth before she gave you that kiss.

We need to talk.

So you break into my house?

Again?

Why don't we just meet for coffee?

I do drink coffee, don't I?

Sorry, Ellen.

I want to talk to you about a little team I'm putting together.