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and throughout.

One, two, three.

I cannot believe that Gary Beedle has come back to the family.

James has been very, very, very two-faced with Nathan.

I'm going to have to say something to Nathan because Nathan loves James.

He's been whinging and moaning how much work you've been getting.

I can't tell if this is genuine or if it's a reach to get me onside.

Yeah, I think you need to come over. I really do.

Do you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to book some flights.

Yes.

It's going to get heated. It's going to get bad.

We're going to have Chloe's big 30th birthday party in a bit, eh?

James and Nia are on the way.

So that little toad is going to turn up tonight and bring it on.

Everyone, raise a glass to Miss Chloe Ferry.

DJ, play the fucking music!

I am having the most amazing night.

Nathan has literally blew it out the bag.

I am having the best 30th birthday that anyone could ever wish for.

Let's get fucking ball!

I'm going to blow my own trumpet, if I do say so myself.

I have thrown the best party for Chloe

and I've still got more surprises to come.

Oh, no way!

Oh, no!

Oh, shit!

Happy birthday, Chloe!

What kind of party would it be without a stripping waiter?

You're very welcome, Chloe.

Here we go, baby.

Oh, my God!

SHE SCREAMS

Hey, darling!

Touch him, Chloe!

And pay for it!

My turn next.

SHE LAUGHS

SHE SCREAMS

I mean, this strip I've done is very sexy,

I do feel a little bit aroused.

Right, OK, right, yep, I've never heard that before.

But I do feel a little bit claustrophobic with this belt around my face.

What's he doing?

Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off!

How do you get that off?

Oh, come on, get it off!

I love how his boxers match his navy strap.

Fashion. Fashion.

What stripper matches the neighbours to the boxers?

This is more like Tragic Mate, not Magic Mate.

CHEERING

Not going to lie, I thought he was going to get his cock out,

but obviously he didn't, never mind.

I appreciate the effort that Nathan is putting in,

but a cock and balls in my face, that is a little bit too far, love.

Ready? Let's play more after that, love.

I got to do what I do.

Do what I do.

I got to do what I do.

Oh, is it canapies? Yeah.

What have you got? I have no idea.

I'm not going to get a canapy, fuck it.

What's a canapy like?

That's the same thing I've never heard about, a canapy.

It's just a posh thing, isn't it?

I don't know.

This party is amazing, I'm so glad it's in the villa,

cos I don't like missing out,

I like involving myself with all of the fun.

Is that yours? Yeah.

It's nice.

I can't dress classy, I just choose not to.

Come on, Ricky, surely you've got better charplains than that.

Next thing you know, you'll be asking Chantel

which way it is to the gun show.

I'm not going to lie, though, I do think she is enjoying it.

Oh, that's fucking beautiful, that little...

Oh, thank you.

It just fucking flows.

Glides.

Give me some back then, Chantel.

He looks lovely.

Is that all, yeah?

Is that all I'm complimenting?

He looks fucking lovely, jubbly.

Right, so, Chloe, this is your last surprise.

Too much film in my face for that.

Melt, melt and join.

Go on!

Sexy!

Do you port in the fire?

How did they do it?

Nathan, you've done so good, do you mind?

Canapies, stripper, and now a fire breather,

and there's been no kick-offs.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

We're finally here.

Did you miss us?

I've been silent in the shadows

Biding my time

CHEERING

I'm glad we scored after that shit!

LAUGHTER

Bravo! That was amazing.

Thank you.

Got a call from Kyle saying that Ricky's been stirring the pot

and he's been saying even more shit behind my back.

There's absolutely no way that I'm going to let Ricky

turn the Geordies against us,

so that's why me and Leah have had to come out of Portugal.

And now, if he's got something to say, he can say it to my face.

Time to show the world I'm coming in full force

Your birthday's done now.

I love you so much. I appreciate it.

Oh, great! James and Leah are here.

This is going to go west.

Hello!

CHEERING

It's the first time I've seen James since all this beef began.

I'm not going to go in all guns blazing.

I've waited too long to see James, so I'm going to do this properly.

How's it going? Welcome back.

It's been a long time, mate.

Fucking hell, I can't actually believe Gaz and Aaron are here.

I feel like I'm in a school reunion.

Do you know what it is? You've just got to let everyone...

You've just got to let them say hi.

How are you doing?

I'm glad you're here, though. I'm glad I'm here.

I'm so glad you're here. Do you know what it is?

You're our friends. Yeah.

Like, we couldn't not come.

Me and James have decided we're not going to let Ricky's

pathetic behaviour get in the way of us spending time

with people that we love.

And quite frankly, Ricky needs to realise

that we don't care about what he's got to say.

I need a drink. Where's the bar?

I'm in limbo, you know.

Cut the tension with the knife.

The divide is back.

Chantelle, I'm going to go to bed, OK? I love you.

Go on, then, babe. Love you.

Now that James and Leah are here, I know there's going to be drama,

so I'm going to take that as my cue to take me and Bump off to bed.

That ruined the bloody party, didn't it?

How are you? Very good, how are you?

It's been a lot. Yeah? Dramatic.

Do you know how much of a joke this whole situation is?

James is walking in here blind.

A lot's been said and a lot's gone on,

so I need to get him up to scratch

so he knows exactly what he's dealing with.

I'm going to tell you something now.

I haven't even risen to it.

He's said he's got information on you

about you slagging off other people in the house.

I don't even see him and I don't speak to him.

He's trying to take me down to make himself feel better.

This is really annoying. He's trying to turn everyone against us.

Has Ricky really got nothing else going on

and he's got to talk about me all day?

As awful as it is saying this,

I do think you are better off getting the conversation done.

And it's going to have a blowout,

but it's in how we deal with the blowout afterwards.

Right now, there is a lot of he said, she said shit going on.

Them two just need to talk and sort it out.

How are you feeling? Fine.

Do you feel like you want to have a chat with them?

I will do in a bit. It's your 30th and they're in that as well,

so, you know, I just don't want things to...

Let everyone enjoy themselves for now.

I totally agree with Ricky

not going pulling James on Chloe's birthday,

cos at the end of the day, none will want to ruin her birthday

and I don't think James can handle the facts.

Do you want to chat with Leah? Mm-hm.

Might as well. It's probably now's a good fucking time, isn't it?

I know James and Leah have just arrived to the party,

but I've got my own separate issue with Leah that I need to get sorted.

I won't be able to enjoy my night if I don't say my piece.

Leah, let's have a little chat. Now?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What, I've just got in?

I think it's better just to talk about it now

rather than walking around with all the openness and stuff like that.

So, last year... Yeah.

Can you remember on the beach in Thailand, at the very end,

you said, Jill, we're sorted. Mm-hm.

I was like, yeah, yeah, we're sorted,

but you could apologise to my Leah because of obviously what you said.

But did I not say to your face, though, on the beach,

I said, look, what I said about Leah, I shouldn't have said that,

and I took accountability for that, and I did, Jay.

I did.

This is a joke. I think Jay's clutching at straws.

It seems like Jay's just using this as an excuse.

He's clearly not over me pulling him up in Thailand

about the bitchy comment he made about me.

We're not children. All right, then, well...

What's done is done in Thailand. I'm not having...

Like, I don't care to talk to you.

I don't know what's going on here,

but what I do know is that Leah can handle herself.

I'm not going to get involved, but I am going to stay near enough

just in case she needs us.

Everything that I'm bringing up is exactly the same scenario,

situation that you brought up.

You want an apology, you got an apology.

Now I'm throwing the ball into your court,

and you're like, oh, yeah, well, you're arguing it,

and then you're like, oh, well, that was last year.

Mm.

I don't need to be friends with you, Leah, nothing.

I wish you as well.

I'm not asking you to be friends.

So what is the point in this conversation?

I knew she would act like this.

She's been so defensive when all that's required

is a simple apology to my Leah.

I knew that would be your response.

That's proven you're not a girl's girl.

Yes, I am.

Yes, she is. She isn't.

Did Jay just say that Leah isn't a girl's girl?

I'm not having that.

Yes, but you still... You did say it.

But I've already owned it, and I said I shouldn't have said that.

You didn't own... James? Yeah?

Please come here, you were saying,

cos this is like total fucking brick wall.

It's not going to end well, that, is it?

Jay's in there by himself, like, there's freedom.

If I get involved, it's going to go kick-off.

Jay's sitting on his own, not all freedom.

Go and have your boys back.

Oh, it's that ball going in.

Right now, Jay's sitting on his own, there's freedom sitting.

I know that Ricky doesn't want it to blow,

but right now, he needs to go and have Jay's back.

I can see Ricky sat opposite, and he's absolutely fuming.

It's about to kick off in any minute, I know it is.

We've already had this conversation last year.

But, James, you brought this in originally, mate.

You should have phoned him before we went away.

We don't speak... I don't even have his number.

You don't have his number? We're a group together, mate.

We don't speak on the phone, we don't speak...

Now James is getting himself involved,

things are just getting worse.

What do you think of what's going on right now?

This is why I didn't want to come back. Yeah.

It could have been sorted.

That's what we tried to do, but it got dragged out,

and then fucking more shit.

And then we did sort it, we were all right.

But, mate, you didn't interview,

what is my saying the shit that you said?

I didn't even mention your name. Oh, my God.

And there we have it. It was only a matter of time.

We were asked, Geordie Shore press now.

Yes, yes, it was aimed at me, though.

The interviewer asked Chloe,

would you ever bring your partner on Geordie Shore?

She turned around and says,

no, not the way after one of the lads

spoke to Leah, James' partner.

So then they came to me, and they went,

James, what's happened?

I went, do you know what? Yeah, it's right.

One of the lads,

he didn't speak to my girlfriend very nicely.

He was rude to her.

What's wrong with that? You were.

You called her a manipulator,

you called her a narcissist,

and you called her a female, you bitch.

I could say a fucking lot worse.

Opinions, though, mate, opinions.

The thing is, you've both had your opinions on me.

I'm not being funny.

You've sold about eight stories on me.

But that's after you two jumping online

and doing what you're doing, though.

Oh, come off it.

How much abuse I got for that, mate?

Me ma might sit at work.

What about my man?

What about my man watching you call me a narcissist

and a manipulator?

In that moment, Leah, though,

this would never have started

if you didn't do that interview,

and if you didn't react online.

I didn't do it.

If you thought I got asked a question,

I didn't mention it.

It was aimed at me, though.

It was a question?

It was aimed at me.

No, it's not, though.

So you didn't call her,

and you weren't nasty to her?

Oh, come on.

You haven't got a track record.

Have you heard the name

Colin that you two gave me last series?

You digged me all the way through.

That's the bag of what you do.

All the way through.

No, no, you digged me all the way through.

I'm hardly going to be like,

Oh, do you know what?

You're a nice guy.

And the way you called me a waxman

and everything else,

you're both name called.

Yeah.

You're both name called.

And that's not fucking fair.

Great first year birthday.

This has been.

You're both on my appearance both years,

and that's rude and disgraceful.

I wasn't doing that about your appearances.

So you're not rude and disgraceful.

I tried to consciously sort it out,

and then you ran off crying,

and then you said to me,

the way that you spoke to me,

made her cry.

I never made.

She was crying.

She's not going to cry for no reason.

I'm going in.

You're not, are you?

Yeah.

This'll go on for two hours.

This has gone round in so many circles.

I'm actually starting to get dizzy.

Somebody needs to take Ricky and James outside,

sit them down,

get them a talk,

and sort it out,

because this is just ruining the party.

You're talking about

every stubble affected from you two before.

It's stupid.

Too soon.

Fucking pointless.

Listen, I think when it's two on thingy,

whatever, it's getting a bit too much.

Thank fuck Gaz has came over

to intervene here,

because Jay and Ricky are doing my head in.

Let's get Ricky and James outside.

I'm not crying.

That tear's not going down.

Do you remember the crocodile tears, man?

No, no crocodile tears.

I'll have some cake.

I'm starving.

All this arguing has got me pure starving,

and what better to eat than my birthday cake?

It's bloody gorgeous.

Shit.

You OK?

Yes.

What the fuck have you done to the cake?

Chloe!

Is she taking the fucking piss?

What the fuck, man?

What have you done?

Oh, well.

I mean, I'm not going to waste good cake, though.

It was fucking expensive.

Oh, you're eating it with your hand?

Fucking hell.

She started it, so I might as well finish it.

I can't accept responsibility for stuff.

You two won't fit anything in our heads.

Yes, we will, though.

You won't.

Of course we will.

If we feel like we're in the wrong for something,

we'll hold our hands up.

Can you hear him?

I need to turn my hearing aids up, hang on.

Do you want to put my hearing aids down?

No, I can hear already.

It'll give your already great hearing supersonic.

No, I don't want to hear you in here, babe.

Go in there, because she'll give you one.

It's no different to what we've ever said about each other

in the past.

We've always had banter and stuff.

We're not friends.

Now we're not.

I don't want to come in here and it to be awkward,

because I've got some of my best friends in here,

and I want to come in and have a go at it.

That's why I want to get it sorted now.

But it doesn't seem like you want to get it sorted

when you're slagging us off online.

You did.

I didn't.

I'm feeling so fucking frustrated.

But this is going to be impossible

if James isn't prepared to listen to what I have to say.

You'll have your point, I'll have my point.

We're going to disagree.

We're not the same people.

We're not heading down the same direction in life.

We haven't got the same friendship groups,

and I'm absolutely fine with it.

Well, I've got to react,

because you use abroad stuff that I've got to react to.

It just sounds like people are reacting

to people's reactions.

It is.

It all started with you two.

So anyway, enjoy yourselves.

It all started with you two.

OK.

Have a good time, mate.

You too.

Well, that went fucking nowhere.

What a surprise.

Has it been sorted out?

No.

I'm happy just to put it to one side,

like it is what it is.

I want everyone to have a good time, so...

Well done.

Well done, James.

I just feel like you didn't get your point across there.

There, there, going on about your looks.

If the shoe was on the other foot

and you were on about hair looks,

it's because you're a boy, you just accept it now.

I think it's a bang out of order

for anyone to make a comment on anyone's appearance,

especially when half of it would pay big money

to look the way we do.

Now, when I was just going to brush that over,

like, under the carpet,

really, if I thought you were on the wrong in any way,

I thought I would...

You tell us what your pull is.

You don't know what your pull is.

No, I think it was a bang out of order.

Yeah, name call is childish as fuck.

Oh, tight up that...

Holy fucker!

Is there room for one more?

Have a seat, have a seat.

This is so nostalgic,

seeing Aaron and Gaz in the same room,

having a party together.

It almost feels like I've went back in time

and I'm living in 2015 again.

Do you remember, like, the house parties we used to have

when we invited all our mates?

That's what I mean.

And all our mates would all get with each other.

People go to me,

you're a bit boring now, you play golf and that.

I'm like, if you had my 20s, right,

you'd play golf and that.

No, I wouldn't.

After living in the Geordie Shore house for ten years,

I can assure you the only club that I need in my life

is a golf club.

It is mental, like, when I see us as dads now.

And people are married, like, what the fuck?

Like, life is just mental.

But it's coming for you, so...

It will, love, I know, I know.

How are we getting on with the family?

So, honestly, last year was hell.

You all right, man?

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie.

She's all right.

I'm wee-wee, listen.

I've really had a really bad time.

It does break my heart to hear what Sophie's going through

because there's one thing I do know,

and that is she'll be an amazing man.

You know what?

I just know I'm on this earth to have a baby

and have a family, like, I'm done now.

You're on this earth to have a baby for, like, 15 years.

You've had 15 years in Geordie Shore.

Line your stomach.

I remember back in the day, she would make us a Sunday lunch,

she would do motherly things,

so I feel really sad for her and Jordan,

that she's surrounded by all her, like, OG friends in here

and everyone's got kids.

It seems harsh that this is happening to her.

Thanks, boys.

You're a lovely lady.

Listen, we'll always have this.

Come on.

Can you remember me and Charlotte

and you're always going to be lonely with, like, four cats?

Yeah, I'm not.

Look at me now, bitch.

Yeah, look at me now, bitch.

Man's been lonely.

Right, Chloe, you've got to blow out my candles.

Everyone got a lighter?

Blow out my candles?

I think that ship's already sailed, love.

This cake is fucked.

Happy birthday!

Oh, no, not the food face, Charlotte, no, no.

No!

Well, it's definitely fucked now, like.

No!

Stop it, stop it!

No, I don't know why you're joking.

I don't know why you're laughing, Jordan.

Have some cake yourself.

It's already in your head.

Happy!

What did I do to deserve that?

Literally, like, you've got to think about this, right?

If Ricky doesn't have drama with anyone, right, what's he got?

He's got nothing.

No!

He feels inadequate cos we're all moving on with our lives.

We're about to have the fucking wedding of the fucking century.

He's just trying to stir shit and he just wants to be relevant,

he wants to be part of it.

No!

We've not come here for the drama, you know.

I was in the door for five minutes and Jay had to pull us.

Were you expecting that? No.

Good luck, you idiots!

This is for ruining the cake, bitch!

What kind of wedgie is this?

They're that far up your arse, I can taste them in my pants.

Yeah, Nathan, take that!

I'm hotter than Aaron Shaw, man.

One minute.

Morning, chicken.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Get up!

I had such a good night last night.

I drank, I danced, I ate cake and I got covered in cake and I wrestled.

Well, thank you very much for an amazing night.

And I'm so happy that I didn't go pear-shaped because I could have.

Like, obviously, when James come in, so...

Could have went tit or... Yeah, yeah.

At the end of the day, we're all our family,

and we hardly get to go away often,

so I don't want this argument to ruin the trip.

Everyone thinks they've got a point

and everyone thinks they're in the right.

I don't want it to affect all of us.

I don't think it's hard, innit, man?

When you get to 17, 18 and you didn't give a fuck...

This is the thing in school,

they don't teach you anything about things you actually use every single day.

No, like, this is how you do your tax at the end of the year if you're self-employed.

Where do you get taught that? You just don't.

What would you call that lesson if you had it?

It'd be, like, just... Just call it life.

What lesson have you got today, life?

Yeah, this lesson's called life.

And it just gets gradually worse as you get older.

Morning. You all right? Yeah.

In some ways, it's totally different being back here.

I've woke up, I'm fresh, I'm not hungover,

but in some ways, it's exactly the same.

There's still so much beef in here, we could have a barbecue.

After last night, I thought it'd be a good idea to sort golf,

just to try and get everyone out and about.

So me, you, Jordan, and then obviously we'll take Kyle and James.

I haven't came back to sit in a villa full of tension.

The best thing we can do today is get James away from Jay and Ricky.

I just want to get everyone out of the villa.

But... I say that's good, but I think we need to try and bring them back a bit immediate.

If you speak to Kyle and James, I'll stay out and speak to Jay and Ricky.

As much as I'd love to come to golf, I just didn't want them left in being...

Feeling left out.

Feeling left out.

I want you to come and golf.

I'm devastated.

Why not?

The truth is, I'm in Portugal, probably one of the nicest places for golf.

With me, to play golf.

I miss, I miss.

After everything that's gone on in the villa,

I've got to miss a day with Gaz golfing,

because these idiots can't sort the differences out.

Back in the day, I would have just told them to fuck off.

I'll take them then.

Right, happy days.

The mood in the villa is not nice.

Ricky's angry, which is never good.

I really haven't got a clue how this is going to play out.

Morning.

Morning.

Obviously, that's the last night.

Yeah.

Anyone wants to get out?

I'm going to play golf.

Jordan, I know you play golf.

Yes, love it.

It's not really you guys' thing, you want me to play a bit of golf,

but if you want to come...

You've been teachers, though.

Exactly.

You're a better person than teachers.

Kyle, have you actually ever hit a golf ball?

Crazy golf.

Oh, aye, I did crazy golf once.

Oh, they may mock me,

but in my family, back in 2018, I was crazy golf champion.

So shove that one up your arse, fellas.

I'll come, definitely.

I'm bang up for golf, to be honest.

I'll be bang up for absolutely anything,

as long as it means I don't need to look at Ricky's face all day.

I'll have to leave you here.

I know.

I'll be fine.

You'll be all right.

How's it done?

Lovely, isn't it?

You like me, like?

I feel all right.

You feel fine?

Do you just fancy getting some food?

Aye, I'm up for that, like.

Cos it was a bit...

A little bit hectic last night, wasn't it?

I just expected that was going to happen, do you know what I mean?

It's always going to happen.

I thought it was going to go off more, which I'm glad it didn't,

but it could just keep escalating and escalating,

so that's what I'm saying.

I think we should just go, get some food.

We'll get dressed up, shirts and that on.

Shirts?

Somewhere nice.

Somewhere nice, innit?

Aye, however, I'm up for that, like.

Must be that fighter's money, eh?

No pain, Ricky.

No pain.

I'm just kidding.

I appreciate Aaron staying behind to hang out with me and Jay.

Getting out of the villa, spending time with the lads

is exactly what I need to clear my head.

I'm going to pack cos I'm going to go to golf,

and then I'm going to the airport,

I'm going to fly straight home after golf.

OK.

Yeah, I've got the kids and I just, I don't like...

I don't like missing.

You coming back, though?

What?

Coming back?

Yeah, if everything gets sorted, I might come back next week, yeah.

You all right, Nathan?

Yeah.

I'm not going to lie, it is playing on my mind

that Ricky said that James is jealous of my success,

because the James I know has always been happy for everything I've done.

I don't think it needs to be something that I need to add fuel

to the fire of everything that's already going on,

cos it's just going to get out of hand.

What I've got from what was said, I don't feel like I was put down.

Fair enough, yeah, if he has made comments about that,

but we all have.

James has always been a bitch.

He was, he wasn't a very nice person.

He'd always have a go at us girls for, like,

have we looked and all of those things,

but really I think he was just a self-conscious little boy at that point,

and he felt insecure in himself as well.

And now, obviously, you grow up and things change,

and I do think he has grown.

Yeah, exactly.

But let's not pretend that James wasn't a bitch, cos he was,

he was awful, it was all at one point.

I feel like Holly's downplaying the situation to make Nathan feel better,

but you shouldn't be excusing James's behaviour.

Bitching about your friends is not OK.

Everyone's done things, we've all done things.

Just let it be.

Just messy, innit?

So messy.

So messy.

Do you know what world he lives in, you know?

Frickin' Ricky world.

Aye.

2012 world.

The top and bottom of it is they're still not over Thailand.

I don't want to be his friend ever again.

No.

And I honestly don't think Jay's capable of being a friend to anyone.

He's just, like, he's got no depth.

Just surface level.

No, I think, honestly...

..that's the worst I've ever heard Jay speak.

I know.

But he's mouth's killing.

His jaw's aching, isn't it? He's been talking so much.

Yeah.

Harry, where the hell are you going?

Have you got your case?

I'm going home after golf.

What? Are you?

I'm just going back to see the kids.

Got the kids up.

Dad duties.

Yeah.

I'm buzzing, I've come and got to see you.

I'm going to try and come back out.

Do you want to come back?

Yeah, yeah.

That's good.

To be fair, though, I have enjoyed it.

What do you think of Kyle's attire?

Why are you short-sleeved?

Why is he dressed like that?

They're very tight.

You look like you've gone to school.

Won't pull the socks up now, you need to.

Jesus, he's still got shit fashion sense.

Right, see you.

Enjoy golf.

Have a good day.

Enjoy golf.

So good to see you.

It's been a good one.

Right, golf clubs.

Well, enjoy.