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- COLOSSO NARRATING: So, there we were--

me, kickin' it as a human again,

and Max dangling over a vat of hungry crabs.

Poor guy seemed a little upset.

- You guys can't do this to me.

I'm a supervillain like you.

I--I have a lair, I hate puppies,

I sneeze on bottles of hand sanitizer.

Colosso, tell them.

- Yeah, right, like the son of Thunder Man

would ever be a villain.

- Sounds like a phase to me.

- It's not a phase!

- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]

- Come, Colosso,

we have a little time before he's lowered to his doom.

Oh, Thunder Boy, be sure to scream loud

so we know when the show starts.

- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]

- I got ya, Claw Daddy!

- Dr. Colosso!

Are you just gonna let them lower me

into a vat of hermit crabs?

- When you put it that way-- Yep! [evil laughter]

- ♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer, you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

- Wow, look who emptied her bottle.

Again!

You keep eating like this, you're gonna have

your first superhero growth spurt today.

- You should have seen your first growth spurt.

You doubled in size.

Max's first spurt was all in his diaper.

- Speaking of diapers,

I thought you sent Billy and Nora out for supplies.

- Yeah, with a hundred dollars cash.

That might have been a mistake.

Uh, better go find 'em.

Thunder Man, away!

- You can't go through the ceiling with a baby in the room!

- Right. Thunder Man...

going out the back.

Then away! [zooming]

- Looks like it's just you and me, huh, Chloe?

Yes, it is. - CHLOE: [cooing]

- Aw, bubbles?

Even your superpower's adorable.

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!

Angry Cherry approaching.

- Oh. All right, Chloe, you're about to learn

the hardest part of being a superhero--

keeping it a secret from your best friend.

Help me out. Shhh...

- CHLOE: [cooing]

- Hey, Cherry. Oh! Uh...

I am so so sorry I had to run out on you.

How'd it go? - Let's see.

As soon as you left, I got nervous again

and started loud talking.

Then Joey went to the bathroom and never came back.

And Neil made me drink buffalo wings!!

- CHLOE: [crying]

- Is that a baby? - What?

No, uh, it's my stomach.

All that liquid bread, whew.

- No, that's a baby.

Where did she come from?

- Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much--

- Phoebe! - Okay. Okay.

Cherry...

meet my new baby sister...

Chloe.

- You have a new baby sister and you didn't even tell me?

- [speaking as Chloe] Don't be mad at Phoebe.

You guys are friends.

- Are we?

Honestly, I feel like you're always hiding things from me.

- Look, I know.

The truth is, I do have a lot of secrets.

I just can't tell you any of them.

- What kind of best friends

don't tell each other everything?

- Uh...

- Guess that's my answer.

- Look, Cherry, wait.

[sighing]

- ♪

- Oh, you clean up someone's poop for three years

and this is the thanks you get?

[straining]

Aha, my smart watch.

I can tap into the baby monitor and alert Dad.

[straining]

- [watch buttons beeping]

- [hot air gusting]

Hold on, Chloe, your bottle's almost ready.

- MAX ON BABY MONITOR: Help!

Villains are lowering me into a vat of hermit crabs.

- Aw, Chloe's first words were:

"Help! Villains are lowering me into a vat of hermit crabs."

Wait, what?

- MAX: Please, if anyone is listening,

tell Dad I'm at the old broccoli factory in Metroburg.

Please, help!

- Metroburg? I'd better call Dad.

- [cell phone ringing]

- Oh, no, he left his phone.

There's only one thing to do.

Wake up, Mom!

You gotta get up! Max is in trouble!

Wake up!

I can't take a baby to fight villains.

What am I gonna do?

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert!

Angry Cherry sulking on porch.

- Cherry!

- [door opens]

- Cherry, I'm so glad you're still here.

- I had no choice.

I'm not allowed to ride my bicycle angry.

- Okay, look, I know you're still mad at me,

but I really need a favor.

I need you to watch Chloe while I go run an errand.

- Where? To the secret store to buy more secrets?

- Support the head. Thank you.

- Phoebe, you can't do this.

We're not friends any more.

- Thunder Van, hyper speed to Metroburg.

- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Hyper speed repair incomplete.

- Fine. Any speed. Just go.

- COMPUTER VOICE: Initiating.

- [van power surging]

- Thunder Van, stop!

- [van powering down]

- [hydraulics whirring]

- Get in, Cherry.

It's time I tell you everything.

- COMPUTER VOICE: Baby secure.

- CHERRY: Uh, how is this van driving itself?

- Cherry, have you ever heard of Thunder Man?

- So many adorable babies.

And so many wonderful bargains here at Tots.

- Get to the winner!

- Oh, they grow up so fast.

And the winner of The Cutest Baby Contest is...

Britney Williams!

- BILLY: Uh-oh.

- Are you kidding me?

You picked the drooler?

What does she have that I don't?

- A birth certificate from this year.

Please take your tiny dad and leave!

- Fine. I'd crawl out of here, but I know how to walk.

Wait, who won second place?

- Not you. - Okay.

- Sorry, she takes after her mother.

- COLOSSO & KING CRAB: [evil laughter]

- Oh, man, it's good to have you back, Dr. Colosso.

Now the Villain League will be restored to its former glory.

- I'm ready, baby.

I've got an evil plan to use my shrink ray

to turn Minneapolis into Mini-Minneapolis.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- Oh, viva la evil!

Oh, look, I've got the happy claw.

Let's celebrate.

Madge, bubble wrap for two, please?

- You've still got a thing with the bubble wrap, huh?

- Oh, I can't help it. I just love poppin' stuff.

Oh...Ha. Ha. Ha.

Pop! Pop! Pop! Poppity! Pop! Pop!

Look at me go. [laughing]

Colosso, get over here.

Take a selfie with me.

- I've done those.

- Hey, what's the hold up?

Worried about how you look?

I've got a claw for a hand.

- No, no, I just realized I'm double parked--

on top of another car.

- [laughing] [claw clicking]

Classic Colosso!

Oh, well, more for me. Pop! Pop! Pop!

[laughing] It will never get old.

- Max!

- Oh, hello, Dr. Jerk Face.

- I deserve that.

Can you ever forgive me, old pal?

So what if they think I've gone soft.

Nothing's worth betraying my pal, Max.

- Wait. You're actually gonna save me?

What about King Crab? - That bottom feeder--

he doesn't scare me.

- Really?

- Ah! Please don't pinch me!

- Well, isn't this touching.

Pardon me while I dry my tears with my claw.

- All right, you caught me.

Max Thunderman and I are friends.

- Oh. Well, then, I don't suppose

you'll mind "hanging out" together.

[laughing]

- I can't help but feel that some of this is my fault.

- You're unbelievable.

Can I get my own tank of hermit crabs, please?

- And tear you two apart?

I'll leave that to my hungry little friends.

- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]

- [pressing buttons, pulling levers]

- ♪

- Well, Cherry, that's the whole story.

- So you're saying that you and your family are superheroes,

your brother has a talking rabbit,

and you're going to Metroburg to rescue him from villains?

- Yeah, it feels so good to finally tell you everything.

- Do ya think I'm stupid?

- What? No.

- So your dad's name is "Thunder Man" Thunderman?

You sound ridiculous.

- No, I swear it's true.

- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: Arriving at destination.

- I'll prove it right after I go save Max from villains.

Watch Chloe and stay in the van no matter what.

- "Villains," "stay in the van"--lies!

Got it!

- ♪

- Nora, can we go now?

I wanna meet the baby and show it my 'stache.

- I'm not leaving. - Why not?

Just because the baby's cute

doesn't mean you can't be cute, too.

- It's not just about being cute.

If I'm not the baby of the family anymore,

I won't be special.

- It's okay, Nora.

I don't know if you know this--

but I used to be the baby of the family,

and then you came along and I was so upset.

- Really? - Yeah.

I even covered you in stamps to mail you away.

But then you smiled at me and...

I didn't have the heart to do it.

And before I knew it,

my baby sister was my best friend.

- Thanks, Billy.

- There you guys are.

I've been to every store in town looking for you.

Let's go meet your new sister.

- It's a girl?

I have to teach her about bows!

There's so many things that can go wrong.

- I'm glad she's taking it well.

You were a mess when she was born.

Do you remember when you covered her in stamps

and mailed her to Abu Dhabi?

- Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. That's between you, me,

and the nice royal family who mailed her back.

- [claws clicking]

- COLOSSO: [gasping] I'm sorry, Max.

I should never have betrayed you.

- It's all right. You were just being evil.

I can't fault a friend for that.

- ♪

- Wait. Wait. Where are the bad guys?

- MAX & COLOSSO: Phoebe!

- I never thought I'd be happy to see her.

- You turned Colosso human?

Oh, you are so dead when you get home.

- I'll be dead in about five minutes,

if you don't get us down from here.

[screaming] Hurry!

- Bravo! Thunder Man's daughter, I presume.

- COLOSSO: Yeah, why don't you take her and let me go?

- Colosso! - Sorry.

Let us go.

- Not a chance.

Now that I have the three of you here,

it's gonna be quite a party.

- Yeah, it's gonna be a real blast.

- Hey, that's Grapple Girl.

Show some respect.

- She was my date to Evil Prom.

- I wanna go to Evil Prom!

Phoebe, take him down.

- Your powers are impressive,

but they're no match for this handsome abnormality.

- Oh, yeah? Well, what about this power?

See ya!

- Run, if you like,

but you'll never escape the long arm of the claw!

[evil laughter]

- You're so cute.

Too bad your sister's a big liar.

Yes, she is.

Oh, does baby want another bottle?

All right...

Whoa, jumbo baby!

That's not normal.

Phoebe!

Ah!

Come here. Let's go.

- ♪

- How do you think he puts on his underwear with that claw?

- ♪

♪

- Well, that was really dumb.

Now you've got nowhere to go.

- Don't I?

- ♪

- [grappling hook clangs]

- [heavy thud]

- ♪

- COLOSSO: [screaming]

- ♪

- Phoebe!

You weren't lying.

I take back everything I said about your sister.

- Cherry, take the baby and hide! It's dangerous!

- Ah! I gotcha! - [gasping]

- Let's get him. - Yeah.

There's no way he'll be able to take on the both of us.

- Unless one of us is a bunny.

- What happened?

- I set the timer on the animalizer,

but only because I thought we'd be home by now.

- COLOSSO: Okay, new plan.

You fight and I'll hold the keys in case you lose.

Good luck, pal-y.

- You're about to become a flying fish!

- [heavy thud]

I'm not a fish.

I'm aquatic crustacean on my mother's side.

Say goodbye, Thunder Girl.

- ♪

- MAX: Let go! - KING CRAB: You let it go!

- Phoebe, fry him with your heat breath. - I can't. It might hit you.

Colosso, tell me everything you know about that crab claw.

- It's indestructible, has an unbreakable Kung Fu grip,

ooh, and he loves popping bubble wrap with it.

- Bubble wrap? How is that supposed to help me?

Wait a minute!

Cherry? - Huh?

- I need you to tickle Chloe now.

- What? Okay.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

Coochie-coochie-coo. - [bubbles popping]

- Coochie-coochie-coo...

- [bubbles popping]

- Bubbles!

[laughing]

Oh, bubbles!

- Time to burst your bubble.

- KING CRAB: Oh... [heavy thud]

- Oh, I am so keeping this!

- My claw--it's stuck.

Men, get the butter!

- [blowing frosty air] - [metal clamp shattering]

- Thanks. Let's get outta here.

Come on, Colosso.

- Right behind ya.

- You guys were amazing!

- You brought Cherry!

Oh, you're so dead when we get home.

- Ah. [laughing]

Seal the exits. - [alarm blaring]

- I need every available villain to the Hall of Villains now!

- PHOEBE: Run!

- Wait for me! - I got you, buddy!

No-o-o-o-o-o!

- COLOSSO: [trembling]

- Phoebe, Colosso's still in there.

- What? Max, you can't. It's too dangerous.

You'll just have to let him go.

- [thunderous thud]

Kids! - Dad! How'd you find us?

- I followed the Thunder Van's homing signal.

We'll deal with why you're in Metroburg later.

Right now, I'm just happy you're okay.

And Cherry!

- Hi, "Thunder Man" Thunderman.

- Sorry, Dad. She's my bestie.

- Dad, Colosso's in there

about to be bunny bashed by villains.

- I'll get you a hamster. Let's go.

- Dad!

Please. Colosso's more than just my pet,

he's my best friend.

- Oh, you kids and your best friends. I...

Fine. I'll go save him.

- MAX, PHOEBE, CHERRY: The password is--

- [thunderous crash]

- Or that.

- Thunder Man.

Well, you've really let yourself go.

- ♪

- I'm sorry that I didn't believe you.

- No, I'm sorry. Lying is never the answer.

Oh, by the way, you have to lie to everyone about our superpowers.

- Done!

- ♪

- Colosso, you're all right.

- I am--thanks to your Dad.

- Hero League, I've got some trash that needs to be picked up

at the old broccoli factory.

Oh, no, no, not actual trash.

I'm trying to sound cool.

- Ooh, I've got this awesome backpack!

Look, it has a button.

[screaming] [zooming]

- Well, that takes care of that problem.

- Dad!

- Kidding.

Thunder Man, away!

- CHERRY: [screaming]

- So, Max turned Dr. Colosso back into a human,

Phoebe told Cherry our family secret,

and Nora's been banned from the baby store?

- Yep. - That's right.

- Uh-huh. - Correct.

- Oh, good. So I didn't miss anything.

- Just my people butt, Barb.

It was spectacular!

- Enough about your butt.

Can we just take the picture already?

- Smile for the camera, Chloe.

Smile. [laughing]

Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. - [bubbles popping]

- BARB: Oh!

- Hey, you activated her superpower.

- Aw, she has bubble power.

That's so cute.

- Hm, the bubbles didn't do that before.

- [bubbles gurgling]

- [bubbles explode] - ALL: [gasping]

- Also didn't do that.

- COLOSSO NARRATING: They look a little scared

of the new kid, don't they?

I think I'll stick around a while.

I have a feeling life in the Thunderman house

is about to get interesting.

- [camera shutter clicking]

- ♪