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- [sirens wailing] - PHOEBE: Run!

- [alarm blaring]

- Wait for me! - I got ya, buddy!

No-o-o-o-o-o!

- COLOSSO NARRATING: That's me, your old pal Dr. Colosso.

How did I end up like this?

Well, it all started out like any other normal day. - [doorbell ringing]

- Phoebe, I really need your help!

- Okay, you're talking loud, so you must be nervous.

Oh, my gosh, Joey finally asked you out!

- And now we're meeting for pizza at 2:00!!

What do I do?!!

- Okay, relax. Let's clap this out.

Calm down. You're with your bestie.

Just remember-- he's only a boy.

He's just as nervous as you are.

And your hair is totes amaze.

Better? - [sighing] Thank you.

I always feel better when you're around.

[gasping] You should come with me.

- Wouldn't Joey think that's weird?

- Not as weird as shattering his eardrums.

I'll have him invite his best friend.

- Neil? The one who only eats blender food?

- Hey, you haven't lived

until you've had one of his cheeseburger milkshakes.

- Actually, I think I'm alive

because I haven't had one of his cheeseburger milkshakes.

- Please, Phoebe, I have been crushing on Joey

ever since my second time through the fourth grade.

- All right. Fine.

If it means that much to you, I will be there.

- Really? Oh, you're the best friend ever!

- I don't know this move.

- Thank you! I'll see you at Wong's.

- Hey, Dad, will you put together my new dollhouse today?

It's only 500 pieces.

- Oh, I can think of 500 reasons why I don't wanna do that.

- Please, Daddy? For me.

- Oh, ho, ho, ho.

How can I say "No" to my baby girl?

[kissing]

- How do you do that?

- Cuteness is my other superpower.

- Oh, isn't it a beautiful morning?

The sun is shining, the birds are singing,

[powers zapping] Oh!

- Mom's nuking the coffee maker.

- Are you feeling okay, Barb?

- Yeah, just a weird little power surge.

I guess I'll have some toast, instead.

[powers zapping]

- And there goes the toaster.

- Why is Mom destroying the kitchen?

- I'm probably just coming down with a cold.

- Let's do a quick body scan just to be sure.

- [computer scan humming]

- Is Mom okay, Dad? - Of course she is, Billy.

There's three explanations

for why your Mom's getting power surges--

a simple head cold,

a disturbance in the stratosphere or...

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Congratulations.

Barb Thunderman is pregnant.

- Ohhhh... [heavy thud]

- COMPUTER VOICE: And Hank Thunderman has passed out.

- ♪

- Oh, my gosh, Mom, you're having a baby!

I can't believe it.

- Sometimes these things aren't accurate.

Your Mom did have a big burrito last night.

Let's give it one more go.

- [computer scan humming]

- COMPUTER VOICE: Barb Thunderman--still pregnant.

- NORA: Yay! - HANK: [laughing]

- How do you feel, Mom?

- I'm happy and kind of in shock.

[powers zapping] - HANK: [gasping]

- Sorry, Hank. I'll get you an ice pack.

- All right, there's no time to waste.

We need diapers, wipes...

Oh, everybody come up with baby names.

No fruits or states.

- Are tomatoes a fruit?

'Cause I'm thinking "Tomato" Thunderman.

- I don't get it. What's the rush?

We have nine months.

- Actually, superhero babies come a little sooner than that.

- How soon are we talkin'?

A couple of months? A few weeks?

- Today.

- We need to start packing, Hank.

- Guys, you watch Billy and Nora

while I take your Mom to the Metroburg Superhero Hospital.

- Uh, Phoebe, I need you to make

a bunch of sandwiches for the trip.

- You got it. - Make something for me, too.

- Oh, good idea, Barb.

- But, Dad, what about the dollhouse?

- Oh, that's gonna have to wait, sweetie.

I'm gonna be very busy with the baby.

Our fifth baby.

House fulla love!

- Uh-oh, your cute superpower

doesn't work with the new baby coming.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm the cute one around here.

And I always will be.

- Yeah, right, Nora-- once that baby comes,

you'll just be another kid in the house.

You'll be lucky if they remember your name.

- Oh, you, uh, little one with the bow,

use your super speed and help me find your Mom's slippers.

- It's Nora and I have laser eyes!

- This is so exciting, Max.

What do you think our baby sister's superpowers will be?

- First of all, it's gonna be a boy,

and I hope he has the power of time travel,

so I can get out of this conversation.

- Come on, you know it's gonna be a girl.

- Boy. - Girl.

- Boy. - Girl.

- It doesn't matter. We'll find out in a few hours.

Oh, gosh, Cherry.

Oh, I promised her I'd go to Wong's to help her with a boy.

- You're her boy expert?

Who's yours?

- All right, maybe I can still go and get back before Mom and Dad get home...

with a girl. - Boy.

- PHOEBE: Boy. - MAX: Girl.

- PHOEBE: Fine. Girl. - MAX: Oh!

- What? Another baby?

And they say we breed like rabbits.

- Yep, and big brother Max

already has the perfect plan to turn him evil.

- Teach him the evil alphabet?

♪ "A" is for arson "B" is for burglary ♪

♪ C-- ♪ - No.

I'm gonna set my smart watch to the frequency

of these baby monitors and teach him evil stuff

every night while he sleeps.

- Ha! I love it!

- Let me just, uh... clear some space here.

- Hey, don't touch the towel!

- [gasping]

- COLOSSO: Uh... - The animalizer?

You were gonna turn back into a human?

How'd you even know where to find this?

- You talk in your sleep.

The rest was easy.

- Okay, Billy, you ready to play

"Pull the Can of Brussels Sprouts?"

- How do you play?

- You pull the can of brussels sprouts.

You win!

Now go away.

[evil laughter]

- You were gonna turn yourself back into a human and leave?

- Just for a few hours.

Look, I wasn't gonna tell you, but...

check inside my mailbox.

- [reading] "Congratulations.

"The Villain League has named you...

Villain of the Decade"?

Colosso, that's awesome!

- Yeah, they're having a ceremony tonight in my honor.

But if I show up as a rabbit,

they'll know your father defeated me

and I'll be humiliated.

- Why didn't you just ask? - I thought you'd say "No."

Can I go? - No.

If Dad found out I turned you back into a human,

even for a minute, he'd split us up.

Sorry, buddy.

I'd better hide this some place where you'll never find it.

- COLOSSO: The secret drawer in your desk?

- No...think I'm stupid or something?

- COLOSSO: Ah, so under the boulders, then?

- Stop doing that!

- ♪

- You're late! Where have you been?

- Cherry, I am so sorry.

I just found out my mom is having a ba-a-a--

a-a-ake sale.

So how's it going here?

- Well, I was afraid to go over and start loud talking at Joey,

but now that my bestie's here, I'll be okay.

Hey, Joey. - Hey, Neil.

- Bread? - Uh, sure.

- [blender whirring]

- Chewing sickens me.

- Mmm, I'd better get us some spoons.

- Wait, uh, Phoebe, don't go.

- I'll be right back.

Oh, hi, Mrs. Wong. I was just grabbing some spoons.

- To eat pizza? [scoffing]

I guess everyone else is doing it wrong.

Here you go, weirdo.

- Uh, wait, uh, this one's dirty.

- So, wash it. I'm not your mama.

- And I have a cat named Moon Pie!!

Do you have any pets?!!

- Uh, Cherry, can I talk to you for a sec?

- Yes!! Excuse me!!

I think I was talking too loud.

- You're just nervous. Come on, slap it out.

You have nothing to worry about.

Joey likes you. I can tell.

And, plus, you are totally rocking the combat boots.

- What would I do without you?

Now don't leave me again.

- All right. I promise.

- Okay, sorry. Where were we?

- Caesar salad for the lady?

- [liquid splooshing]

- HANK: [rhythmic panting]

- Wow, having a baby looks really uncomfortable.

- I know. The big belly. The swollen feet.

- Yeah, and Mom doesn't look too good, either.

- Oh, hey, Dad, if you have time in the hospital,

maybe you can build my new dollhouse.

- BARB: [powers zapping]

Hank, my thunder surges are getting stronger.

- Okay, it's fine.

Just, if it happens again, make sure you don't hit the--

- [powers zapping] - [van alarm blaring]

- MALE COMPUTER VOICE: System down.

Estimated repair time --two hours.

- Oh, no, Hank, what'll we do?

- Okay, honey, it's fine. Don't panic.

Just, uh, I'll fly you to the hospital myself.

- We can't! What if I have the baby mid-air?

Remember what happened the last time?

- Why are you pointing at me?

What happened last time?

- Oh, no! - What "Oh, no."

- It's time. - No. No, it's not.

- Yes, it is. - No, no, it's not.

It can't be. You're gonna have to hold it in.

- Hold it in? I can't hold it in!

- You can't have a superhero baby

at a non-superhero hospital.

- I know. Well, I guess we'll just have to

have it here at the house.

- Who can deliver it? - You are.

- I am?!

- What happened last time?!

- BARB: [electrical zapping] [screaming]

- This is not how babies are born

in the nature movies at school.

- The miracle of birth is horrifying!

- Billy, I need you and Nora to super speed

to the baby store and buy everything on this list--

diapers, baby wipes, formula, ear plugs.

- Why do you need ear plugs?

- BARB: [powers thundering] Hank!!!!

- Got it.

- Now here's some money and no pit stops along the way.

Now Phoebe-- Where's Phoebe?

- She went on a date. - A date?

- I know. Poor guy.

- You call her and get her back here right away.

We are in labor!

- BARB: [powers thundering] We, Hank?!

- You, Barb, you. You're my queen.

- Wow, pregnancy's making Mom cranky.

- Hey, she is still your sweet Mom.

- BARB: [powers thundering] Get up here, Ha-a-a-a-nk!!

- So, the teacher goes,

"Cherry, good job dissecting that frog.

Too bad we're in history class."

- JOEY: What? [laughing]

- Here you go. Baked fresh--

last Tuesday. [cackling]

- Yay, I am so starving. I haven't eaten all day.

- Why didn't you have anything at that bake sale?

- What bake sale?

- The one that you said your mom was having.

- Oh, the bake sale.

Yeah, no, I didn't say bake sale.

I said brake sale.

You know, car brakes, bike brakes.

- [cell phone ringing]

- Lucky breaks.

Excuse me for a sec.

- Your friend's weird.

Mushroom calzone?

- What is it, Max?

What? Okay! Um... I'll be right there.

- Phoebe, this is going so well.

Thank you so much for being here.

- You're welcome. I have to leave.

- What?

Phoebe! You promised!

[sighing]

So, how's everybody doing?!!

- I don't know, Billy. Maybe Max is right.

Now that the baby's coming,

I'll just be another kid in the house.

At least you still pay attention to me.

Billy?

- FEMALE VOICE: The rooster goes...

- BILLY: Mooo! - [rooster crowing]

- They don't give you enough time.

- I guess my cute years are over.

- What are you talking about?

You're still cute.

Well, not as cute as that baby.

But how can you compete with a baby?

- Attention, shoppers!

Please join us for our Cutest Baby Contest--

starting in five minutes.

Woo-hoo!

- That's how I'm gonna compete. You'll see.

I'm gonna win Cutest Baby.

- Good luck entering without a parent.

- Come on, you're the dad.

- Oh, man...

- BARB: [powers thundering] [screaming]

- Hey, how's Mom?

- No baby yet, oh, and Dad's mad at you for leaving.

- Perfect. Cherry's mad at me, too.

I can't win! - Hey, this'll cheer you up.

- BARB: [powers zapping] Hank!!

- HANK: [thudding, yelping]

- [laughing] It gets funnier every time.

All right, Dad, you're lookin' good.

Shake it off. - [sighing]

- You've got this.

Now, go up there, show that baby who's boss when Mom's not home.

- BARB: [powers thundering]

- How long has that been going on?

- Oh, about an hour.

- BARB: [powers thundering] Get out!!!

- HANK: [yelping, thudding]

Hey, guys, it's Moebe and Phax.

- Uh-oh, Dad's broken.

We don't know how to deliver a baby.

What are we gonna do?

- Well, first, we're gonna take a picture.

- HANK: Hey! - BARB: [powers thundering]

- Then we're gonna find someone

with tons of medical experience.

And I know just the guy.

- So, you won't let me go pick up a trophy,

but delivering a baby, that's okay.

- Dr. Colosso, please, we're begging you.

- Our Mom is having the baby right now.

- Okay. Okay. I'll do it.

Now boil water and get me some towels.

Tie back my whiskers.

Let's mambo!

- BARB: [screaming] - HANK: [screaming]

- BABY: [crying]

- Phoebe, Max, meet your new baby sister...

- ...Chloe Thunderman.

- Told you it would be a girl.

- I'm still making her evil.

- COLOSSO: Ahem!

You're welcome.

- Thanks, Dr. Colosso.

- Look, kids, superheroes need a 12 hour recharge nap

after giving birth, so let's give your Mom some privacy.

- Oh, it's okay, Hank.

You know, I don't think I'll need...

[groaning]

- I'm very happy for you.

- Thanks.

- I was talking to Chloe.

I'm happy she looks nothing like you.

[evil laughter]

- ♪

- You really helped us out there, Colosso.

- That's what friends are for.

- Friends.

Hey, what time does your event start?

- What's the difference? I told you--

I can't show my furry face at the Villain League.

- But, what if your face wasn't furry?

- The animalizer?

You're going to turn me human?

- On one condition--

you let me go with you to watch you get that cool award.

- Yippee! It's a deal!

Hit me with the people juice. Get me!

- [animalizer zapping]

- Well, I'm waiting.

What? What are you staring at?

Whoa! I'm a person again!

[yelping]

I have arms!

And tiny ears!

And no tail!

Just a regular old people butt!

Thanks, Max. - Sure.

- Hey, come on. Let's take a selfie together.

Say "supervillains!"

- BOTH: Supervillains! - [cell phone camera clicking]

- All right, let's put on our jet packs...

...when you finish feeling your butt.

- I can do both.

- One by one. Yay! - CROWD: [applauding]

- [laughing] And that concludes

the crawling portion of our contest.

Coming up next, we have-- - NORA: Wait!

Introduce me, Dad!

- Hi, fellow parents.

Uh, you should really see my baby crawl.

- Very strange. That's a huge baby.

Oh, that's no baby. That's a little girl.

She can't be in the contest.

- The sign says ages zero to nine.

- That's months.

- You should put it on the sign, judgey pants.

Now let's go. I'm not getting any younger.

- You got that right.

Fine, let's see the giant baby crawl.

- All right, kids, watch how a cute baby does it.

Hit it, Pop!

- ♪

- ♪

- COLOSSO: Oh.

- This is Villain League Headquarters?

It's an old broccoli factory.

- Yes, broccoli workers are so easy to overthrow.

[evil laughter]

- MALE VOICE: State password.

- Password.

- The password is "password"? - Shhhh!

Come on!

- ♪

- MAX: Whoa! [gasping]

Oh! Whoa!

These are the greatest villains of all time--

and the weapons that made them famous.

It's beautiful!

- Dr. Colosso. - MAX: [gasping]

- COLOSSO: Hey, hey.

- It's King Crab! It's Killstro and Lady Web!

- Be cool, Max.

Remember, if anyone asks, you're my evil assistant Norman.

King Crab!

Ugh...

Hi.

- Dr. Colosso, so glad you could join us.

You know these two crazies.

- BOTH: Viva la evil!

- Hey, guys, viva la evil!

- Hi, I'm Norman. Just happy to be here.

- So, uh, it looks like we're a little early.

Ha. Ha. No problem.

It'll give me more time to practise my

Villain of the Decade speech.

- Ah, yes, your speech.

Listen, here's the thing about that.

We lied!

- You did what now?

- That's right.

We lured you here to kick you out of the League.

- You haven't done anything evil in years.

- You've gone s-s-s-soft!

- S-s-s-soft?

This is Dr. Colosso.

He's as evil as they come.

He boos at funerals.

- Hand over your Villain League card.

Take his cape. - Not my cape!

There's a very simple explanation.

See, for the last few years, I've been busy...

capturing this guy--

Thunder Man's son! - What?

[nervous laugh] No, no, no, my name's Norman.

- [metal clamp clicking]

- Dr. Colosso, what are you doing?

- Quiet, prisoner!

- [scanner beeping]

- Superhero DNA confirmed.

- [evil laughter] [pincer clicking]

Ooh, what a kingly catch.

Well done, Colosso.

Now take his phone so he can't call his daddy for help.

- I'm not gonna need help.

Feel my heat, crab face. [exhaling]

- Your powers won't work with that clamp on.

And your toothbrush won't work unless you use it.

Now, prepare him... for the hermit crabs.

- Hermit crabs?

Think I'm afraid of a few little hermit crabs?

[screaming]

- [evil laughter]

Things are about to get very...

- [crabs chomping]

- Pinchy.

- SUPERVILLAINS: [evil laughter]

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