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♪ I'M GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA HAVE
MYSELF A TIME ♪
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♪ FRIENDLY FACES
EVERYWHERE ♪
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♪ HUMBLE FOLKS
WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪
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♪ GOING DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA LEAVE MY
WOES BEHIND ♪
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♪ AMPLE PARKING
DAY OR NIGHT ♪
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♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING
"HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪
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♪ HEADIN' ON UP
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ GONNA SEE
IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪
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♪ ( muffled mumble
muffled mumble ) ♪
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♪ SO COME ON DOWN
TO SOUTH PARK ♪
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♪ AND MEET SOME
FRIENDS OF MINE ♪♪
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( children chattering )
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( Stan )
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,
IT'S FIRST DOWN.
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I'LL HIKE THE BALL
ON THE THIRD SET HUT.
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KYLE AND CARTMAN
DO DEEP POST OUTS.
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KENNY RUN A SLANT UP THE MIDDLE,
BUTTERS BE READY FOR THE SCREEN.
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RIGHT, WHAT ARE
WE PLAYING AGAIN ?
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FOOTBALL.
GOT IT.
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OKAY, 23 !
BLUE, 23 !
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SET HUT, SET HUT !
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WENDY BREAKS UP.
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WHAT ?
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WENDY BREAKS UP
WITH YOU.
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WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE !
WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?!
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I HAVEN'T EVEN
TALKED TO WENDY FOR WEEKS !
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SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE
WITH YOU ANYMORE.
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SHE SAID SHE STILL
WANTS TO BE FRIENDS.
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WHATEVER, BEBE,
LIKE STAN REALLY CARES.
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JUST GET OUTTA OUR FOOTBALL GAME
YOU STUPID SKANK !
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( bleep ) YOU, FAT ASS !
YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES !
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OH YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST
WEHAVEASSHOLES,
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YOU DUMB GIRL !
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT !
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GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID !
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WHAT A WHORE.
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( Kyle )
YEAH, LIKE STAN GIVES A CRAP
IF WENDY BREAKS UP.
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT
'TIL IT'S GONE... ♪
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STAN ?
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COME ON, STAN,
IT'S FIRST DOWN STILL.
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♪ NOW I KNOW WHAT I'VE
GOT IT'S JUST THIS SONG ♪
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♪ AND IT AIN'T EASY
TO GET BACK TAKES SO LONG ♪
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♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE ♪♪
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( school bell ringing )
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KYLE, WILL YOU GO TALK
TO WENDY FOR ME ?
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WHY ?
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'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW
WHY SHE BROKE UP.
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AW, DUDE, COME ON,
I GOTTA DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK.
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DUDE, PLEASE, I MIGHT STILL HAVE
A CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK !
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PLEASE,
JUST GO TALK TO HER !
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GOD DAMN IT.
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WENDY, STAN WANTS TO KNOW
WHY YOU BREAK UP.
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LOOK, STAN IS REALLY NICE,
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I JUST DON'T WANNA BE BOYFRIEND
AND GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE.
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I'VE BEEN WANTING
TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,
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BUT IT'S NOTHING
AGAINST HIM.
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'KAY.
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SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN WANTING
TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE,
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AND IT'S
NOTHING AGAINST YOU.
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WHAT ?!
THAT'S NO ANSWER !
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GO TELL HER TO BE MORE
DIRECT WITH ME !
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NO, DUDE, I'M OUT.
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GO TALK TO HER YOURSELF !
BE POETIC !
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KYLE, THIS IS MY LIFE !
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JIMMY !
HEY, STAN.
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JIMMY, WILL YOU GO TALK
TO WENDY FOR ME ?
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FOR W-W-WHAT ?
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JUST GO TALK TO HER
AND BE POETIC.
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TELL HER SHE'S MY MUSE,
NO, TELL HER-- TELL HER--
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SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE
INSPIRATION TO ME.
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SHE'S WHAT ?
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SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE
OF INSPIRATION TO ME.
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OKAY...
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HEY WEN-- HEY-- WENDY ?
YEAH ?
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STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT-
YOU'RE A CONT...
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STAN SAYS YOU'RE
A CONT-CONT-CONT--
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WELL, TELL STAN
TO ( bleep ) OFF !
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YOU'RE A CONT-- CONTINUING
SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO HIM.
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WELL ?
SHE JUST WALKED AWAY,
STAN.
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE
TO FACE FACTS, IT'S OVER.
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"OVER"...
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♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU ♪
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♪ I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT
BELIEVING FOR SO LONG... ♪
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STAN ?
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JESUS...
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WE CAME OVER
TO CHEER YOU UP, STAN !
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GO AWAY.
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STAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING
THIS TO YOURSELF.
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YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE.
WHY ?
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WHAT'S THE POINT
OF LIVING
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WHEN THE ONLY GIRL
I'LL EVER LOVE IS GONE ?
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GOD, WHAT A FAG !
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DUDE, NOT NOW.
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YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA
HOW THIS FEELS.
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IT'S, LIKE, YOU ALWAYS
HEAR SONGS ABOUT A BROKEN HEART,
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AND YOU THINK IT'S JUST
A FIGURE OF SPEECH,
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BUT IT'S TRUE,
MY CHEST HURTS.
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I FEEL THIS, LIKE, SINKING
FEELING WHERE MY HEART IS.
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IT'S BROKEN.
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GEEZ, HE'S WORSE
THAN I THOUGHT.
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WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ?
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SHOULD I TRY TELLING HIM
A F-FANTASTIC JOKE ?
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NO, WE JUST
HAVE TO SHOW HIM
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THAT THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS
OUT THERE.
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I SAY
WE TAKE HIM TORAISINS.
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WHAT'SRAISINS ?
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HEY, GUYS,
WELCOME TORAISINS !
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SIX OF YOU ?
RIGHT OVER HERE.
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SO YOU GUYS HAVING
A GOOD TIME TODAY ?
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( all )
UH-HUHHH...
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HOW ABOUT SOME
MORE FUN FRIES, GUYS ?!
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( all )
OKAY...
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OOF, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS
CAME IN.
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EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH
A LOSER, BUT YOU GUYS SEEM COOL.
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HERE YOU GO GUYS,
LEXUS WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAN ?
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THESE GIRLS ARE
PRETTY CUTE, HUH ?
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JESUS CHRIST, I THINK I'VE DIED
AND GONE TO H-H-HEAVEN.
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THIS PLACE
IS AWESOME !
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HOW DO YOU KNOW ?!
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WE HAVEN'T EVEN
TRIED THE FOOD YET !
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HEY GUYS !
WHOA...
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HOW ARE WE
DOING THIS AFTERNOON ?
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GOOOOD...
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I'M SO GLAD
YOU GUYS CAME IN,
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EVERYONE IN HERE
IS SUCH A LOSER,
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BUT YOU GUYS
SEEM REALLY COOL.
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WE ARE !
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SO WHAT CAN
I GET YOU ?
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UM, GET US THE ZINGY TINGY
WINGS AND MOZZARELLA TASTY TOTS
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AND, OH, AND BITE SIZE PIZZAZAS
AND A PITCHER OF LEMONADE.
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GREAT, I'LL PUT
YOUR ORDER IN RIGHT NOW !
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YOU GUYS, I THINK OURRAISINS
GIRL LIKES ME !
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SHE TOUCHED MY BACK WHEN SHE
WALKED AWAY, DID YOU SEE THAT ?
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RAISIN'SGIRLS !
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WOO-HOOO !
OH YEAH !
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HEY, HEY,
LOOK, OVER THERE, STAN !
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THAT RAISINS GIRL IS REALLY
CUTE, HUH ?!
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WHY DON'T YOU
SAY HI TO HER.
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EXCUSE ME !
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HI GUYS !
MY NAME'S PORSCHE !
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HEY, THIS IS STAN.
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OH HEY, CUTIE !
HOW ARE YOU ?
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I LOVE YOUR HAT.
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I USED TO HAVE A HAT JUST
LIKE THAT, EXCEPT IT WAS BLACK
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AND DIDN'T HAVE
A PUFF BALL ON IT.
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OH MY GOD, MY HANDS
ARE SO COLD !
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HOW COME PEOPLE
HAVE HANDS, ANYWAY ?
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DID YOU EVER
WONDER THAT ?
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♪ IT'S FUN
TO STAY AT THE... ♪
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♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪
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WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO !
WOO-HOO !
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♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪
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OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS,
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THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH
SAND THERE IS AT THE BEACH ?
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I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU EVER
WONDERED WHERE ALL THAT SAND
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CAME FROM ?
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OH MY GOD, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW
A BEETLE THAT WAS THIS BIG !
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EWWW !
CAN WE GO PLEASE ?
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OKAY, OKAY,
COME ON, YOU GUYS.
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OH MY GOD, THANK YOU GUYS SO
MUCH FOR COMING TORAISINS !
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OH, SWEETIE,
ARE YOU LEAVING ?
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WELL, I DON'T WANT TO, LEXUS,
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BUT MY STUPID FRIENDS
WANNA GO !
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AWW, WELL, WHEN AM I
GONNA GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN ?
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WHEN DO YOU WANT
TO SEE ME ?!
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AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !
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OH MY GOD, HERE, WE LEFT YOU
A TIP ALREADY,
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BUT HERE'S ANOTHER $5.
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OH YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE,
COME HERE, YOU !
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WUGH...
WUIGHHH...
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BYE, GUYS, THANKS FOR
COMING TORAISINS !
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WELL STAN,
DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ?
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NO, DUDE, I FEEL WORSE !
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LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING
TO SHOW YOU
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THERE'S OTHER
GIRLS OUT THERE.
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DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO START
OVER WITH OTHER GIRLS !
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I'M NINE YEARS OLD, DUDE !
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IF I DON'T WORK THINGS OUT
WITH WENDY,
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I COULD BE
ALONE MY WHOLE LIFE !
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SHE WANTS TO SEE ME
AGAIN !
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MYRAISINSGIRL SAID
SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN !
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I CAN'T LET WENDY GO !
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THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE
BEEN HAVING MY FRIENDS
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DO ALL THE TALKING FOR ME !
IT'S TIME I TOOK CONTROL !
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
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SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE
A LONG TIME AGO.
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BEBE, YOU NEED TO GO
TALK TO WENDY FOR ME RIGHT NOW !
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ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TRYING
TO HAVE MY FRIENDS DO ALL
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THE TALKING FOR ME.
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NOW, I REALIZE I NEED HER
FRIENDS TO DO IT.
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TELL HER I LOVE HER.
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STAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HER
YOU LOVE HER.
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IF YOU REALLY WANT WENDY BACK,
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TRY DOING THE MOST ROMANTIC
THING YOU CAN THINK OF.
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OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE MOST
ROMANTIC THING I CAN THINK OF ?
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IF YOU REALLY WANT A SHOT
AT GETTING HER BACK...
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STAND OUTSIDE HER WINDOW,
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HOLD A BOOM BOX UP OVER YOUR
HEAD AND PLAY PETER GABRIEL.
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♪ DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA
SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
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♪ HEY HEY
SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
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♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
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♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
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♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY
SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
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♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY
SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪
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♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪♪
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( Lexus )
OKAY, PORSCHE,
SEE YOU TOMORROW !
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BYE, MERCEDES !
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LEXUS !
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UH-OH,
UH, HI SWEETIE.
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I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR YOU
TO GET OFF WORK !
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OH, REALLY ?
THAT'S GREAT, UH, MOREY ?
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I JUST COULDN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT YOU !
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THERE A PROBLEM ?
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COULD YOU UH, JUST HELP-
WALK ME TO MY BIKE ?
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RIGHT.
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THANKS AGAIN FOR THE BIG TIP,
YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE.
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COME BACK AND SEE
ME REAL SOON, OKAY ?
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OH, WAIT, LEXUS !
GEEZ, I ALMOST FORGOT--
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I GOT YOU THIS PRESENT !
224
00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,441
OH WOW, THANKS, CUTIE !
225
00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,176
IT'S A LITTLE STUFFED BEAR
DRESSED LIKE A RABBIT !
226
00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,213
GOSH, THAT'S THE NICEST GIFT
I'VE GOTTEN ALL NIGHT,
227
00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,948
THANK YOU !
228
00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,249
WELL, I GOTTA GO, HONEY,
BE SURE TO COME BACK TORAISINS
229
00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,984
AND SEE ME AGAIN, OKAY ?!
230
00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,587
WELL, YEAH, BUT-- BUT--
HEY-- HEY, LEXUS ?
231
00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,623
I WAS THINKING, WELL, I WAS
THINKING THAT WE SHOULD
232
00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,358
GO DO SOMETHING,
SOMETIME...
233
00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,660
OH GEE, THAT WOULD
BE GREAT, HONEY,
234
00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,961
BUT I'M REALLY
BUSY THIS WEEK.
235
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,696
TELL YOU WHAT,
YOU COME BACK TORAISINS,
236
00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:25,865
AND THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO
HANG OUT ALL WE WANT, OKAY ?!
237
00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,166
O-KAY !
238
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,202
BYE, CUTIE !
BYE, DARLING !
239
00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:36,275
WOW, A REAL-LIFE
RELATIONSHIP !
240
00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,812
( school bell ringing )
241
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,415
( chattering )
242
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,451
( man )
ALL RIGHT, KIDS, OUT ON THE GYM
FLOOR FOR P.E. CLASS !
243
00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,524
COME ON STAN, WE'RE
GONNA TO PLAY DODGE BALL.
244
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,126
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
245
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,295
SHE'S IN LOVE
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE.
246
00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,464
DUDE, YOU NEED TO
SNAP OUT OF THIS !
247
00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,199
SO WENDY LEFT YOU FOR TOKEN,
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO,
248
00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,934
JUST BE MISERABLE
YOUR WHOLE LIFE ?
249
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,235
THERE'S NOTHING ELSE
ICANDO,
250
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,103
SHE WAS MY WHOLE LIFE.
251
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,404
OH, COME ON, DUDE !
252
00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,573
ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THE LAST
FOUR DAYS IS MOPE AROUND !
253
00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,742
YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO
HANG OUT WITH THOSE GOTH KIDS,
254
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,345
WHO DRESS IN BLACK AND TALK
ABOUT PAIN ALL THE TIME !
255
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,947
MAYBE I SHOULD, AT LEAST
THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND ME.
256
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,550
MAYBE I SHOULD GO HANG
WITH THE GOTH KIDS.
257
00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,887
LIFE IS PAIN,
LIFE IS ONLY PAIN.
258
00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,056
WE'RE ALL TAUGHT TO BELIEVE IN
HAPPY, FAIRY TALE ENDINGS,
259
00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,791
BUT THERE
IS ONLY BLACKNESS.
260
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,695
DARK, DEPRESSING LONELINESS
THAT EATS AT YOUR SOUL.
261
00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:32,298
WHO NEEDS THAT
KEN AND BARBIE LOVE, ANYWAY ?
262
00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,900
EVERYONE'S JUST WALKING AROUND
LIKE A BUNCH OF CONFORMISTS.
263
00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,202
GO AHEAD AND WEAR
YOUR BUSINESS SUITS,
264
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,238
SO YOU CAN MAKE $34,0000 A YEAR
AND BUY YOUR CONDOMINIUM.
265
00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,407
THEY'RE LIKE ZOMBIES,
RACING TO THEIR GRAVES.
266
00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,576
LOVE DIDN'T WORK FOR
MY MOM AND DAD,
267
00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,311
WHY SHOULD
IT WORK FOR ME ?
268
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,913
MY DAD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE,
269
00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,649
DRUNKEN BASTARD DOESN'T EVEN
KNOW I EXIST,
270
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,817
BUT THEN HE WON'T LET ME
GO TO THE SKINNY PUPPY CONCERT
271
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,986
BECAUSE MY HEROIN ADDICT AUNT
IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER.
272
00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,721
DINNER ?
THAT'S A LAUGH,
273
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,456
JUST AN EXCUSE FOR MY MOM
TO BITCH AT ME
274
00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,758
FOR NOT WEARING GIRLY CLOTHES
275
00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,794
LIKE ALL THE BRITNEY SPEARS
WANNABES AT THIS SCHOOL.
276
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:06,999
THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF
NAZI CONFORMIST CHEERLEADERS.
277
00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,469
BUT IF LIFE IS ONLY PAIN,
278
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,204
THEN, WHAT'S THE POINT
OF LIVING ?
279
00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,241
JUST TO MAKE LIFE MORE
MISERABLE FOR THE CONFORMISTS.
280
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,843
ALL RIGHT, SO HOW
DO I JOIN YOU ?
281
00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,012
IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE
NON-CONFORMISTS,
282
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,747
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS DRESS JUST LIKE US
283
00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:24,350
AND LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC
WE DO.
284
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,085
'KAY.
285
00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,724
OKAY, I KNOW IT'S
YOUR FIRST DAY, FERRARI,
286
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,025
SO I WANT TO GO OVER
THE BASICS WITH YOU.
OKAY.
287
00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,628
FIRST OF ALL,
THERE'S A FIVE-FOOT RULE:
288
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,363
IF YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET
OF A CUSTOMER,
289
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,230
YOU NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM,
290
00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,399
EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT AT
YOUR TABLE, "HEY, CUTIE !"
291
00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,002
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SERVING FOOD
OR TALKING WITH CUSTOMERS,
292
00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,303
YOU NEED TO DANCE
AROUND AND HAVE FUN.
293
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,906
WE HAVE THINGS LIKE HOOLA-HOOPS,
SILLY STRING AND WATER GUNS
294
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,207
TO PLAY WITH THE OTHER GIRLS.
295
00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,376
BE SURE TO GIGGLE A LOT, AND BE
SURE TO SHOW OFF YOUR RAISINS.
296
00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,111
NOW, WHEN YOU TAKE
A CUSTOMER'S ORDER,
297
00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,412
YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN AT
THE TABLE WITH THEM.
298
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,147
IT MAKES THEM
THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED.
299
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,316
WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN FOR THEM,
AND MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL.
300
00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,352
"OH MAN, I AM SO BORED,
THANK GOD YOU GUYS CAME IN !"
301
00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,654
IF YOU WANT GOOD TIPS,
302
00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING
IS PHYSICAL CONTACT,
303
00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,558
JUST A SIMPLE HOLD OF
THE ARM CAN BE THE DIFFERENCE
304
00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,727
BETWEEN $5 AND $20.
305
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,329
"I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
YOUR ORDER, GUYS !"
306
00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,064
WOW, THANK YOU
SO MUCH, MERCEDES.
307
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,667
OKAY, WELL I GUESS WE'RE READY
TO OPEN FOR BUSINESS, GOOD LUCK.
308
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,269
GO AHEAD AND OPEN
FOR BUSINESS, PORSCHE.
309
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,438
OKAY !
310
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,475
HI, WELCOME TORAISINS !
311
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,643
HI, IS LEXUS HERE ?!
312
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,246
HEY, CUTIE !
DARLING !
313
00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,547
HOW'RE WE DOING TODAY ?!
314
00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:32,451
OH GOD, I MISSED YOU
SO MUCH.
315
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:37,656
"SHALLOW LIFE,
DROWNING ALONE I GASP FOR AIR.
316
00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,825
"COLDNESS CREEPS OVER
PALE SKIN.
317
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,428
"THERE IS SADNESS
SO DEEP IT PULLS ME DOWN.
318
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:46,332
HAPPINESS DIES IN THE DEEP,
DARK SEA."
319
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,934
YEAH, HAPPINESS DIES.
320
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,669
YEAH.
321
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:51,971
ALL RIGHT,
YOUR TURN, STAN.
322
00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,007
READ ONE OF YOUR POEMS
ABOUT PAIN.
323
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,308
"THERE IS DARKNESS
ALL AROUND ME.
324
00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,911
"DEEP, PIERCING
BLACK I CANNOT BREATHE.
325
00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,212
MY HEART HAS
BEEN RAPED."
326
00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,514
WHOA.
327
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,682
"THE PAIN IS EVERLASTING,
I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE.
328
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,851
WANT TO HOLD YOU
IN MY ARMS AGAIN, GIRL--"
329
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,888
WHOA, WHOA, DUDE, THOSE LAST
TWO LINES AREN'T GOTH.
330
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,189
THEY'RE NOT ?
331
00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,924
NO, DUDE, YOU CAN'T SAY,
"I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE.
332
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,225
I WANT TO HOLD
YOU IN MY ARMS."
333
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,828
MAKE IT, "I MISS SEEING YOU
SO MUCH, I WANT TO SLICE
334
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,430
MY EYES OUT
WITH RAZOR BLADES."
335
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,599
HENRIETTA,
HI, SWEETIE !
336
00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,901
GO AWAY, MOM !
LEAVE ME ALONE !
337
00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,503
DADDY AND I JUST GOT YOUR
BIRTHDAY PRESENT !
338
00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,106
BUT YOU CAN'T SEE
WHAT IT IS 'TIL TOMORROW !
339
00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,841
YOU'D LIKE TO WAIT 'TIL I WAS
DEAD, WOULDN'T YOU ?
340
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,010
YOU'D LIKE TO SEE
THE MAGGOTS EAT MY FACE.
341
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,745
YOU ARE SO CREATIVE,
HONEY !
342
00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,347
CONFORMIST BITCH.
343
00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,516
( all )
YEAH.
344
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,685
( all )
WOO-HOO !
345
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,721
( telephone ringing )
346
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,758
THANKS FOR CALLINGRAISINS,
THIS IS PORSCHE,
347
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,493
HAVE YOU TRIED
OUR DOUBLE WHAMMY WINGS ?
348
00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,095
HI, IS LEXUS THERE,
PLEASE ?
349
00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,397
THIS IS HER BOYFRIEND.
350
00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,433
THANKS FOR CALLINGRAISINS,
THIS IS LEXUS !
351
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:55,734
HEY, LEXUS !
352
00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,903
HI, SWEETIE,
WHO'S THIS ?
353
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,072
IT'S ME, BUTTERS !
354
00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,807
OH, OKAY,
HI, CUTIE !
355
00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,277
HEY, SWEETIE !
SO HOW ARE YOU, HONEY ?
356
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,446
I'M FINE,
I MISS YOU, THOUGH.
357
00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,049
YEAH, SCHOOL WAS PRETTY
TOUGH TODAY.
358
00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,651
WE HAD TWO QUIZZES
AND ONE OF THEM WAS A POP QUIZ.
359
00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,254
Sometimes I think our classes
are too hard.
360
00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,423
BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT
YOU ALL DAY LONG, I PROMISE !
361
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,724
SO HOW IS YOUR
DAY GOING ?
362
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,459
GOOD, GOOD.
363
00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,194
HEY, HEY, SWEETIE, I WAS
THINKING TONIGHT YOU COULD
364
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,231
COME OVER AND WE COULD WATCH
"THE EXORCIST" ON D.V.D. !
365
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,399
OH, GEE,
I DON'T KNOW, CUTIE.
366
00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,134
WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME DOWN
TORAISINS.
367
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,171
WELL, I KIND OF
DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT.
368
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,773
I SPENT IT ALL ATRAISINS
THE LAST SIX TIMES.
369
00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,810
OOH, THAT'S TOO BAD, CUTIE,
I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU !
370
00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,979
OH, I REALLY WANT TO SEE
YOU TOO, BABY !
371
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,147
DON'T WORRY,
I'LL GET MORE MONEY !
372
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,883
'KAY, TIGGERS, GOTTA RUN !
373
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,618
OKAY,
UH, HEY, LEXUS...
374
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,654
WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE
BEEN MEANING TO SAY...
375
00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,690
HERE IT GOES...
376
00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,293
LEXUS, I... OH GEEZ, MAYBE I
SHOULDN'T SAY IT...
377
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,028
NO, WAIT,
I WANT TO SAY IT...
378
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,763
I LOVE YOU !
379
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,366
HEE HEE !
OH MY GOSH !
380
00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,968
DAD, I NEED AN ADVANCE
ON MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN.
381
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,005
OH, NO, BUTTERS, YOU GOT
AN ADVANCE TWO DAYS AGO.
382
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,306
BUT I SPENT IT ALL !
383
00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,475
WHAT ARE YOU SPENDING ALL
THAT MONEY ON, BUTTERS ?
384
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,776
ON MY GIRLFRIEND !
385
00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,077
GIRLFRIEND ?!
386
00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,246
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND,
BUTTERS ?
387
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,547
YEAH...
388
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,584
AND SHE'S A GIRL,
RIGHT ?
389
00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,885
YEP.
390
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,620
WELL, ALL RIGHT !
GOOD FOR YOU, BUTTERS !
391
00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,922
OH, THAT IS SO CUTE !
392
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,223
WHEN DO WE GET
TO MEET HER ?
393
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,392
WELL, I WAS HOPING TO GO SEE HER
RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN COME ALONG,
394
00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,127
BUT DON'T
EMBARRASS ME OR NOTHING,
395
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,296
I'M SURE SHE'LL BE REAL NERVOUS
TO IMPRESS YOU.
396
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,597
DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS,
397
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,766
WE JUST WANT TO SAY HI AND THEN
WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE !
398
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,501
OKAY !
399
00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,838
YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU
HE WOULDN'T TURN OUT GAY !
400
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,007
ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN.
401
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,514
HEY, CAN WE GET MORE COFFEE
OVER HERE ?
402
00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,249
DAMN IT, ARE YOU KIDS JUST
GONNA SIT HERE ALL NIGHT AGAIN
403
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,984
AND DRINK $6 WORTH OF
COFFEE ?
404
00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,285
WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE ?!
405
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:57,623
CONFORMIST,
HAVE FUN IN YOUR RAT RACE LIFE,
406
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,358
LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK
FOR CORPORATE GAINS.
407
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,093
( all )
YEAH.
408
00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,394
DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T
DRANK YOUR COFFEE.
409
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,129
WELL, I DON'T
DRINK COFFEE.
410
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,599
YOU CAN'T BE A NON-CONFORMIST
IF YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
411
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,805
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
I HAD TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT.
412
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,106
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?
413
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,576
I'M BREATHING DEEP THE DARKNESS
THAT ENVELOPES MY SOUL.
414
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:21,046
GOD DAMN IT, DUDE, YOUR MOM
AND DAD WANT YOU TO COME HOME !
415
00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,215
SO THEY CAN FILL MY HEAD
WITH MOREDISNEYLIES
416
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,516
ABOUT HOW
PERFECT THE WORLD IS ?
417
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:25,818
I DON'T THINK SO.
418
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,553
YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK
TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
419
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,288
AND YOUR HOMEWORK,
YOU CONFORMIST ASSHOLE.
420
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,023
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT
REAL PAIN IS.
421
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,758
OH, LIKE YOU
KNOW WHAT PAIN IS !
422
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,493
GO TRY LIVING IN A THIRD WORLD
COUNTRY, YOU LITTLE PUSSY !
423
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,228
I'M NOT GONNA LIVE
IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
424
00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,529
WITH ALL THE CONFORMISTS !
425
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,264
STAN, THIS IS IT, TIME TO STOP
FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF,
426
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,566
AND COME HOME.
427
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,301
EVERYONE CARES ABOUT YOU
AND EVERYONE WANTS YOU BACK.
428
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,036
WHAT ABOUT WENDY ?
IS SHE STILL WITH TOKEN ?
429
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,337
YEAH, SHE IS.
430
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,072
THEN, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T
CARE ABOUT ME,
431
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,807
'CAUSE I DON'T
CARE ABOUT THEM.
432
00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,976
WHAT'S THE POINT OF CARING
WHEN ALL IT BRINGS IS PAIN ?
433
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,277
FOR SURE.
434
00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,314
FINE, THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP,
HAVE FUN BEING MISERABLE.
435
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,615
CONFORMIST.
436
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,784
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
437
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,222
( Butters )
HERE WE ARE MOM AND DAD !
438
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:07,559
HI, WELCOME TORAISINS !
THREE OF YOU ?
439
00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,728
HI, MERCEDES,
IT'S ME, LEXUS' BOYFRIEND.
440
00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,030
I BROUGHT MY PARENTS OVER
TO MEET HER.
441
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,066
GREAT, BE SURE TO
TRY OUR CHEDDAR POPPERS.
442
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,801
RIGHT THIS WAY.
443
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,970
WHO ELSE WANTS A SIGNED
RAISINS'GIRLS CALENDAR
444
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,271
FOR $5 ?!
445
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,006
( table )
WOO HOO !
WOO HOO !
446
00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,741
STEVEN,
WHAT IS THIS PLACE ?
447
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,043
I DON'T KNOW...
448
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,645
HERE YOU GO, PORSCHE
WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU.
449
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,248
GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT, GUYS,
I GOTTA GO FIND LEXUS !
450
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,718
HEY, CUTIE,
YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME ?
451
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,453
YEAH.
452
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,622
OH BOY, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT'S HAPPENED.
453
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,357
OUR SON HASN'T LEARNED YET
THAT GIRLS WILL PRETEND TO
454
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,092
LIKE HIM FOR MONEY.
455
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:43,128
THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE,
TO OBJECTIFY GIRLS LIKE THIS !
456
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,297
HI GUYS, CAN I TAKE
YOUR ORDER ?
457
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,032
LITTLE GIRL,
YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING HERE.
458
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,333
I SHOULDN'T ?!
459
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,635
WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO BE WORKING ?!
460
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,237
NO, I MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T WORK
SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU'RE PAID
461
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,840
FOR HOW YOU LOOK,
YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING A SKILL,
462
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,575
SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BE
A BUSINESS WOMAN
463
00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,443
OR EVEN A DOCTOR.
464
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,611
WHO KNOWS,
YOU COULD CURE CANCER !
465
00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:00,479
I COULD CURE CANCER ?!
466
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,648
OH MY GOD,
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL !
467
00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,383
I HAD A CANCER SORE
ON MY LIP ONCE,
468
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,118
AND IT HURT SO BAD !
469
00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:10,022
OH, NEVERMIND, I THINKRAISINS
MIGHT BE THE PERFECT PLACE
470
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,323
FOR YOU.
COOL !
471
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,227
MOM, DAD, THIS IS LEXUS !
472
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,962
HI, WELCOME
TORAISINS !
473
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:20,432
UH, BUTTERS, CAN WE HAVE
A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU ?
474
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,733
OUTSIDE.
475
00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,469
HUH, OH, ANYTHING
YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME,
476
00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,204
YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT
OF LEXUS !
477
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,674
BUTTERS, THESE GIRLS PRETEND
TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU
478
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,843
BECAUSE THEY KNOW
YOU'LL GIVE THEM TIPS.
479
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,710
HUH ?
480
00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,313
YOU SEE, BUTTERS, WOMEN KNOW
THAT THEY CAN MAKE MEN DO
481
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,048
ANYTHING BY FLIRTING.
482
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,518
AND SOME GIRLS, LIKE THESE,
TURN THAT INTO A PROFESSION.
483
00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,422
OH I SEE, YOU DON'T APPROVE
OF MY GIRLFRIEND !
484
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,157
WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, MOM AND DAD,
485
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,892
OUR LOVE IS AS PURE AS
A MOUNTAIN SPRING !
486
00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,627
THE ODDS MAY BE
STACKED AGAINST US,
487
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,928
BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT
OUR BEST SHOT !
488
00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,663
AND SO IF YOU
CAN'T BE HAPPY FOR US,
489
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,700
YOU CAN JUST GO TO HECK,
MOM AND DAD !
490
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,567
COME ON, LEXUS !
491
00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:56,869
I'M MOVING OUT
OF MY PARENTS HOUSE,
492
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,037
AND I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU,
LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT !
493
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,772
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, KID ?!
494
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,508
WE ARE NOT
BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND !
495
00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,544
WHAT, LEXUS, WHAT ARE
YOU SAYING ?
496
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:09,448
ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T
WANT TO BE TOGETHER ANYMORE ?
497
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,315
I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.
498
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,352
SO THAT'S IT ?
WE'RE BROKEN UP, NOW ?
499
00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,388
I GOTTA GIVE THESE CURLY FRIES
TO TABLE 12.
500
00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,424
WELL, GO AHEAD AND GO.
501
00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,593
IT'S BEST WE DON'T SAY
ANYTHING MORE.
502
00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,328
THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY...
503
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,232
IT'S OVER...
OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER...
504
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:32,437
♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE
I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU... ♪
505
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:36,775
( sobbing )
506
00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,378
♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE ♪♪
507
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,547
( boy )
LOOK AT THAT,
ANOTHER TORTURED SOUL.
508
00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,282
ANOTHER LIFE OF PAIN.
509
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:47,186
HEY, RAVEN,
CHECK IT OUT.
510
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,921
BUTTERS ?
511
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,089
OH, OH, HEY, STAN.
512
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,824
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU ?
513
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:56,728
WELL... MY-- MY GIRLFRIEND
BROKE UP WITH ME.
514
00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,765
DID SHE STEP ON YOUR
HEART WITH STILETTO SHOES ?
515
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,801
YEAH,
IT SURE DOES HURT.
516
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,404
THAT'S COOL, I GUESS YOU CAN
JOIN UP WITH US IF YOU WANT.
517
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,139
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO TO
THE GRAVEYARD AND WRITE POEMS
518
00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,741
ABOUT DEATH AND HOW
POINTLESS LIFE IS.
519
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,778
OH, NO, THANKS,
I LOVE LIFE.
520
00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,380
HUH ? BUT YOU
JUST GOT DUMPED.
521
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,682
WELL, YEAH, AND I'M SAD.
522
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,850
BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT SOMETHING
523
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,019
CAN MAKE ME FEEL
THAT SAD.
524
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:24,056
IT'S LIKE... IT MAKES
ME FEEL ALIVE, YOU KNOW ?
525
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,791
IT MAKES ME FEEL HUMAN.
526
00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,393
THE ONLY WAY I COULD FEEL THIS
SAD NOW IS IF I FELT SOMETHING
527
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,695
REALLY GOOD BEFORE,
528
00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,863
SO I HAVE TO TAKE
THE BAD WITH THE GOOD,
529
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,900
SO I GUESS WHAT I'M FEELING
IS LIKE A 'BEAUTIFUL SADNESS'...
530
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,635
I GUESS THAT
SOUNDS STUPID.
531
00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,936
YEAH.
532
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,973
NO, NO, BUTTERS, THAT DOESN'T
SOUND STUPID AT ALL.
533
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,141
BUT THANKS FOR OFFERING
TO LET ME IN YOUR CLIQUE, GUYS,
534
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,744
BUT TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER
BE A CRYING, LITTLE PUSSY
535
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,214
THAN A FAGGY GOTH KID,
WELL, SEE YA, STAN.
536
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:53,118
HE'S RIGHT, I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE.
537
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,853
I LIKE LIKING LIFE A LOT
MORE THAN HATING IT.
538
00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,889
SCREW YOU, GUYS,
I'M GOING HOME.
539
00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,661
GO AHEAD AND GO BACK TO
YOUR SUNSHINE FAIRY TALE !
540
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,300
OKAY, IT'S THIRD DOWN !
541
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,469
NOW, SOMEBODY
MAKE A PLAY !
542
00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,336
HEY, CAN
I JOIN IN ?
543
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,939
WHAT HAPPENED, AREN'T YOU
STILL WALLOWING IN PAIN ?
544
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,975
YEAH, IT STILL HURTS A LOT,
BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT
545
00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,710
THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT
OF PAINFUL TIMES IN LIFE,
546
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:22,614
SO I BETTER LEARN TO DEAL
WITH IT THE RIGHT WAY.
547
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,349
HEY, WENDY !
548
00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,084
YOU'RE A BITCH.
549
00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:26,952
TOKEN ?
550
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,988
RIGHT HERE, BUDDY.
551
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:33,458
OH, DUDE, IT'S GOOD
TO HAVE YOU BACK.
552
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,193
YEAH, LET'S PLAY BALL.
553
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,531
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