1 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:07,807 Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL 2 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,542 ♪ I'M GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 3 00:00:09,542 --> 00:00:11,711 ♪ GONNA HAVE MYSELF A TIME ♪ 4 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,013 ♪ FRIENDLY FACES EVERYWHERE ♪ 5 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:14,748 ♪ HUMBLE FOLKS WITHOUT TEMPTATION ♪ 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,049 ♪ GOING DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 7 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:18,218 ♪ GONNA LEAVE MY WOES BEHIND ♪ 8 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:19,519 ♪ AMPLE PARKING DAY OR NIGHT ♪ 9 00:00:19,953 --> 00:00:21,254 ♪ PEOPLE SPOUTING "HOWDY NEIGHBOR" ♪ 10 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,555 ♪ HEADIN' ON UP TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 11 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,724 ♪ GONNA SEE IF I CAN'T UNWIND ♪ 12 00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,761 ♪ ( muffled mumble muffled mumble ) ♪ 13 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,496 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN TO SOUTH PARK ♪ 14 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,664 ♪ AND MEET SOME FRIENDS OF MINE ♪♪ 15 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:37,971 ( children chattering ) 16 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:39,706 ( Stan ) ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, IT'S FIRST DOWN. 17 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,007 I'LL HIKE THE BALL ON THE THIRD SET HUT. 18 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,742 KYLE AND CARTMAN DO DEEP POST OUTS. 19 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:44,911 KENNY RUN A SLANT UP THE MIDDLE, BUTTERS BE READY FOR THE SCREEN. 20 00:00:44,911 --> 00:00:46,212 RIGHT, WHAT ARE WE PLAYING AGAIN ? 21 00:00:46,212 --> 00:00:49,249 FOOTBALL. GOT IT. 22 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:53,586 OKAY, 23 ! BLUE, 23 ! 23 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:56,189 SET HUT, SET HUT ! 24 00:00:56,189 --> 00:00:57,924 WENDY BREAKS UP. 25 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,225 WHAT ? 26 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:02,695 WENDY BREAKS UP WITH YOU. 27 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:04,864 WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE ! WHAT DID I DO WRONG ?! 28 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:06,166 I HAVEN'T EVEN TALKED TO WENDY FOR WEEKS ! 29 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,901 SHE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ANYMORE. 30 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,202 SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS. 31 00:01:09,636 --> 00:01:11,371 WHATEVER, BEBE, LIKE STAN REALLY CARES. 32 00:01:11,371 --> 00:01:13,106 JUST GET OUTTA OUR FOOTBALL GAME YOU STUPID SKANK ! 33 00:01:13,106 --> 00:01:15,708 ( bleep ) YOU, FAT ASS ! YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES ! 34 00:01:15,708 --> 00:01:17,444 OH YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST WEHAVEASSHOLES, 35 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:18,745 YOU DUMB GIRL ! 36 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,046 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT ! 37 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:21,347 GOD, YOU'RE SO STUPID ! 38 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:23,083 WHAT A WHORE. 39 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,553 ( Kyle ) YEAH, LIKE STAN GIVES A CRAP IF WENDY BREAKS UP. 40 00:01:28,288 --> 00:01:31,758 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE... ♪ 41 00:01:32,192 --> 00:01:34,360 STAN ? 42 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,963 COME ON, STAN, IT'S FIRST DOWN STILL. 43 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:47,807 ♪ NOW I KNOW WHAT I'VE GOT IT'S JUST THIS SONG ♪ 44 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:55,181 ♪ AND IT AIN'T EASY TO GET BACK TAKES SO LONG ♪ 45 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:05,158 ♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT 'TIL IT'S GONE ♪♪ 46 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,399 ( school bell ringing ) 47 00:02:17,737 --> 00:02:19,906 KYLE, WILL YOU GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME ? 48 00:02:19,906 --> 00:02:20,773 WHY ? 49 00:02:20,773 --> 00:02:22,509 'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW WHY SHE BROKE UP. 50 00:02:22,509 --> 00:02:24,244 AW, DUDE, COME ON, I GOTTA DO MY SCIENCE HOMEWORK. 51 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,846 DUDE, PLEASE, I MIGHT STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK ! 52 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,015 PLEASE, JUST GO TALK TO HER ! 53 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:30,750 GOD DAMN IT. 54 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,654 WENDY, STAN WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU BREAK UP. 55 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,389 LOOK, STAN IS REALLY NICE, 56 00:02:36,823 --> 00:02:38,124 I JUST DON'T WANNA BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE. 57 00:02:38,558 --> 00:02:39,425 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE, 58 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:41,594 BUT IT'S NOTHING AGAINST HIM. 59 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:43,329 'KAY. 60 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:46,366 SHE SAYS SHE'S BEEN WANTING TO BREAK UP FOR A WHILE, 61 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:47,667 AND IT'S NOTHING AGAINST YOU. 62 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:48,535 WHAT ?! THAT'S NO ANSWER ! 63 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:50,703 GO TELL HER TO BE MORE DIRECT WITH ME ! 64 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:51,571 NO, DUDE, I'M OUT. 65 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:53,306 GO TALK TO HER YOURSELF ! BE POETIC ! 66 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:54,607 KYLE, THIS IS MY LIFE ! 67 00:02:54,607 --> 00:02:56,342 JIMMY ! HEY, STAN. 68 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,644 JIMMY, WILL YOU GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME ? 69 00:02:57,644 --> 00:03:00,246 FOR W-W-WHAT ? 70 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:02,415 JUST GO TALK TO HER AND BE POETIC. 71 00:03:02,415 --> 00:03:04,584 TELL HER SHE'S MY MUSE, NO, TELL HER-- TELL HER-- 72 00:03:04,584 --> 00:03:08,054 SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE INSPIRATION TO ME. 73 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,355 SHE'S WHAT ? 74 00:03:09,789 --> 00:03:11,524 SHE'S A CONTINUING SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO ME. 75 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:13,693 OKAY... 76 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:17,163 HEY WEN-- HEY-- WENDY ? YEAH ? 77 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:21,935 STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT- YOU'RE A CONT... 78 00:03:22,368 --> 00:03:24,971 STAN SAYS YOU'RE A CONT-CONT-CONT-- 79 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:26,706 WELL, TELL STAN TO ( bleep ) OFF ! 80 00:03:26,706 --> 00:03:30,176 YOU'RE A CONT-- CONTINUING SOURCE OF INSPIRATION TO HIM. 81 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,381 WELL ? SHE JUST WALKED AWAY, STAN. 82 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:39,719 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FACE FACTS, IT'S OVER. 83 00:03:40,153 --> 00:03:41,888 "OVER"... 84 00:03:43,189 --> 00:03:47,093 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU ♪ 85 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:51,431 ♪ I KNOW YOU WERE RIGHT BELIEVING FOR SO LONG... ♪ 86 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:53,600 STAN ? 87 00:03:54,033 --> 00:03:55,768 JESUS... 88 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:57,937 WE CAME OVER TO CHEER YOU UP, STAN ! 89 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,239 GO AWAY. 90 00:03:59,672 --> 00:04:01,407 STAN, YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS TO YOURSELF. 91 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:03,576 YOU HAVE TO GO LIVE. WHY ? 92 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,877 WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING 93 00:04:04,877 --> 00:04:07,046 WHEN THE ONLY GIRL I'LL EVER LOVE IS GONE ? 94 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:08,348 GOD, WHAT A FAG ! 95 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:10,083 DUDE, NOT NOW. 96 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,685 YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS FEELS. 97 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,854 IT'S, LIKE, YOU ALWAYS HEAR SONGS ABOUT A BROKEN HEART, 98 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:16,589 AND YOU THINK IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH, 99 00:04:16,589 --> 00:04:18,758 BUT IT'S TRUE, MY CHEST HURTS. 100 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:22,228 I FEEL THIS, LIKE, SINKING FEELING WHERE MY HEART IS. 101 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:23,963 IT'S BROKEN. 102 00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:25,698 GEEZ, HE'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT. 103 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,000 WELL, WHAT DO WE DO NOW ? 104 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:29,168 SHOULD I TRY TELLING HIM A F-FANTASTIC JOKE ? 105 00:04:29,168 --> 00:04:30,470 NO, WE JUST HAVE TO SHOW HIM 106 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,771 THAT THERE ARE OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE. 107 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:33,072 I SAY WE TAKE HIM TORAISINS. 108 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:34,807 WHAT'SRAISINS ? 109 00:04:39,145 --> 00:04:40,880 HEY, GUYS, WELCOME TORAISINS ! 110 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,049 SIX OF YOU ? RIGHT OVER HERE. 111 00:04:43,049 --> 00:04:45,218 SO YOU GUYS HAVING A GOOD TIME TODAY ? 112 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,387 ( all ) UH-HUHHH... 113 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,555 HOW ABOUT SOME MORE FUN FRIES, GUYS ?! 114 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:50,857 ( all ) OKAY... 115 00:04:50,857 --> 00:04:52,158 OOF, I'M GLAD YOU GUYS CAME IN. 116 00:04:52,158 --> 00:04:55,194 EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH A LOSER, BUT YOU GUYS SEEM COOL. 117 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:57,363 HERE YOU GO GUYS, LEXUS WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 118 00:04:57,363 --> 00:04:58,665 WHAT DO YOU THINK, STAN ? 119 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:00,400 THESE GIRLS ARE PRETTY CUTE, HUH ? 120 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:03,002 JESUS CHRIST, I THINK I'VE DIED AND GONE TO H-H-HEAVEN. 121 00:05:03,002 --> 00:05:04,737 THIS PLACE IS AWESOME ! 122 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:05,605 HOW DO YOU KNOW ?! 123 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:06,906 WE HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED THE FOOD YET ! 124 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:09,075 HEY GUYS ! WHOA... 125 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:10,376 HOW ARE WE DOING THIS AFTERNOON ? 126 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:11,678 GOOOOD... 127 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:12,979 I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS CAME IN, 128 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:14,280 EVERYONE IN HERE IS SUCH A LOSER, 129 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:15,581 BUT YOU GUYS SEEM REALLY COOL. 130 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:16,883 WE ARE ! 131 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,618 SO WHAT CAN I GET YOU ? 132 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:22,088 UM, GET US THE ZINGY TINGY WINGS AND MOZZARELLA TASTY TOTS 133 00:05:22,088 --> 00:05:24,691 AND, OH, AND BITE SIZE PIZZAZAS AND A PITCHER OF LEMONADE. 134 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:27,727 GREAT, I'LL PUT YOUR ORDER IN RIGHT NOW ! 135 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:30,330 YOU GUYS, I THINK OURRAISINS GIRL LIKES ME ! 136 00:05:30,763 --> 00:05:32,932 SHE TOUCHED MY BACK WHEN SHE WALKED AWAY, DID YOU SEE THAT ? 137 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:35,101 RAISIN'SGIRLS ! 138 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,270 WOO-HOOO ! OH YEAH ! 139 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:39,439 HEY, HEY, LOOK, OVER THERE, STAN ! 140 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:41,174 THAT RAISINS GIRL IS REALLY CUTE, HUH ?! 141 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,475 WHY DON'T YOU SAY HI TO HER. 142 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:43,776 EXCUSE ME ! 143 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,511 HI GUYS ! MY NAME'S PORSCHE ! 144 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:47,246 HEY, THIS IS STAN. 145 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,981 OH HEY, CUTIE ! HOW ARE YOU ? 146 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,283 I LOVE YOUR HAT. 147 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:52,885 I USED TO HAVE A HAT JUST LIKE THAT, EXCEPT IT WAS BLACK 148 00:05:53,319 --> 00:05:54,620 AND DIDN'T HAVE A PUFF BALL ON IT. 149 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,789 OH MY GOD, MY HANDS ARE SO COLD ! 150 00:05:56,789 --> 00:05:58,091 HOW COME PEOPLE HAVE HANDS, ANYWAY ? 151 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,826 DID YOU EVER WONDER THAT ? 152 00:05:59,826 --> 00:06:01,561 ♪ IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE... ♪ 153 00:06:01,561 --> 00:06:04,597 ♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪ 154 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:05,898 WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO ! WOO-HOO ! 155 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:08,067 ♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪ 156 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:10,236 OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, 157 00:06:10,236 --> 00:06:11,971 THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE IN THE WORLD. 158 00:06:11,971 --> 00:06:15,007 HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW MUCH SAND THERE IS AT THE BEACH ? 159 00:06:15,007 --> 00:06:17,176 I MEAN, HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHERE ALL THAT SAND 160 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:18,478 CAME FROM ? 161 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,514 OH MY GOD, THIS ONE TIME, I SAW A BEETLE THAT WAS THIS BIG ! 162 00:06:21,948 --> 00:06:24,117 EWWW ! CAN WE GO PLEASE ? 163 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:25,852 OKAY, OKAY, COME ON, YOU GUYS. 164 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:29,322 OH MY GOD, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR COMING TORAISINS ! 165 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,924 OH, SWEETIE, ARE YOU LEAVING ? 166 00:06:31,924 --> 00:06:33,226 WELL, I DON'T WANT TO, LEXUS, 167 00:06:33,226 --> 00:06:34,527 BUT MY STUPID FRIENDS WANNA GO ! 168 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:37,563 AWW, WELL, WHEN AM I GONNA GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN ? 169 00:06:37,563 --> 00:06:38,865 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME ?! 170 00:06:38,865 --> 00:06:40,166 AS SOON AS POSSIBLE ! 171 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,335 OH MY GOD, HERE, WE LEFT YOU A TIP ALREADY, 172 00:06:42,769 --> 00:06:44,070 BUT HERE'S ANOTHER $5. 173 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,239 OH YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE, COME HERE, YOU ! 174 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,275 WUGH... WUIGHHH... 175 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:52,311 BYE, GUYS, THANKS FOR COMING TORAISINS ! 176 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,480 WELL STAN, DO YOU FEEL BETTER NOW ? 177 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:55,782 NO, DUDE, I FEEL WORSE ! 178 00:06:55,782 --> 00:06:57,083 LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO SHOW YOU 179 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,384 THERE'S OTHER GIRLS OUT THERE. 180 00:06:58,384 --> 00:07:00,119 DUDE, I DON'T HAVE TIME TO START OVER WITH OTHER GIRLS ! 181 00:07:00,119 --> 00:07:01,421 I'M NINE YEARS OLD, DUDE ! 182 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,288 IF I DON'T WORK THINGS OUT WITH WENDY, 183 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:03,589 I COULD BE ALONE MY WHOLE LIFE ! 184 00:07:04,023 --> 00:07:04,891 SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN ! 185 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:07,059 MYRAISINSGIRL SAID SHE WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN ! 186 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,795 I CAN'T LET WENDY GO ! 187 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,096 THIS WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HAVING MY FRIENDS 188 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,265 DO ALL THE TALKING FOR ME ! IT'S TIME I TOOK CONTROL ! 189 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,132 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 190 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:17,036 SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE DONE A LONG TIME AGO. 191 00:07:30,483 --> 00:07:32,652 BEBE, YOU NEED TO GO TALK TO WENDY FOR ME RIGHT NOW ! 192 00:07:32,652 --> 00:07:36,122 ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN TRYING TO HAVE MY FRIENDS DO ALL 193 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:36,989 THE TALKING FOR ME. 194 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,724 NOW, I REALIZE I NEED HER FRIENDS TO DO IT. 195 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:39,592 TELL HER I LOVE HER. 196 00:07:40,026 --> 00:07:41,327 STAN, WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HER YOU LOVE HER. 197 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,628 IF YOU REALLY WANT WENDY BACK, 198 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,797 TRY DOING THE MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU CAN THINK OF. 199 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:49,569 OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE MOST ROMANTIC THING I CAN THINK OF ? 200 00:07:49,569 --> 00:07:50,870 IF YOU REALLY WANT A SHOT AT GETTING HER BACK... 201 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:52,171 STAND OUTSIDE HER WINDOW, 202 00:07:52,171 --> 00:07:55,641 HOLD A BOOM BOX UP OVER YOUR HEAD AND PLAY PETER GABRIEL. 203 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,883 ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 204 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:07,353 ♪ HEY HEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 205 00:08:07,353 --> 00:08:08,654 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 206 00:08:08,654 --> 00:08:11,691 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 207 00:08:11,691 --> 00:08:15,161 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 208 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:22,101 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪ 209 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,439 ♪ SHOCK THE MONKEY ♪♪ 210 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:34,680 ( Lexus ) OKAY, PORSCHE, SEE YOU TOMORROW ! 211 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:35,982 BYE, MERCEDES ! 212 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:36,849 LEXUS ! 213 00:08:36,849 --> 00:08:38,584 UH-OH, UH, HI SWEETIE. 214 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:39,886 I WAITED ALL NIGHT FOR YOU TO GET OFF WORK ! 215 00:08:40,319 --> 00:08:44,223 OH, REALLY ? THAT'S GREAT, UH, MOREY ? 216 00:08:44,223 --> 00:08:45,958 I JUST COULDN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT YOU ! 217 00:08:45,958 --> 00:08:47,693 THERE A PROBLEM ? 218 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,163 COULD YOU UH, JUST HELP- WALK ME TO MY BIKE ? 219 00:08:51,163 --> 00:08:52,465 RIGHT. 220 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,634 THANKS AGAIN FOR THE BIG TIP, YOU ARE SUCH A SWEETIE. 221 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,369 COME BACK AND SEE ME REAL SOON, OKAY ? 222 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:58,971 OH, WAIT, LEXUS ! GEEZ, I ALMOST FORGOT-- 223 00:08:58,971 --> 00:09:00,273 I GOT YOU THIS PRESENT ! 224 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:02,441 OH WOW, THANKS, CUTIE ! 225 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,176 IT'S A LITTLE STUFFED BEAR DRESSED LIKE A RABBIT ! 226 00:09:04,176 --> 00:09:07,213 GOSH, THAT'S THE NICEST GIFT I'VE GOTTEN ALL NIGHT, 227 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,948 THANK YOU ! 228 00:09:08,948 --> 00:09:10,249 WELL, I GOTTA GO, HONEY, BE SURE TO COME BACK TORAISINS 229 00:09:10,249 --> 00:09:11,984 AND SEE ME AGAIN, OKAY ?! 230 00:09:12,418 --> 00:09:14,587 WELL, YEAH, BUT-- BUT-- HEY-- HEY, LEXUS ? 231 00:09:15,021 --> 00:09:17,623 I WAS THINKING, WELL, I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD 232 00:09:17,623 --> 00:09:19,358 GO DO SOMETHING, SOMETIME... 233 00:09:19,358 --> 00:09:20,660 OH GEE, THAT WOULD BE GREAT, HONEY, 234 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,961 BUT I'M REALLY BUSY THIS WEEK. 235 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,696 TELL YOU WHAT, YOU COME BACK TORAISINS, 236 00:09:23,696 --> 00:09:25,865 AND THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO HANG OUT ALL WE WANT, OKAY ?! 237 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:27,166 O-KAY ! 238 00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:30,202 BYE, CUTIE ! BYE, DARLING ! 239 00:09:32,805 --> 00:09:36,275 WOW, A REAL-LIFE RELATIONSHIP ! 240 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,812 ( school bell ringing ) 241 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,415 ( chattering ) 242 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,451 ( man ) ALL RIGHT, KIDS, OUT ON THE GYM FLOOR FOR P.E. CLASS ! 243 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,524 COME ON STAN, WE'RE GONNA TO PLAY DODGE BALL. 244 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,126 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 245 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,295 SHE'S IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. 246 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,464 DUDE, YOU NEED TO SNAP OUT OF THIS ! 247 00:09:58,464 --> 00:10:00,199 SO WENDY LEFT YOU FOR TOKEN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, 248 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:01,934 JUST BE MISERABLE YOUR WHOLE LIFE ? 249 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,235 THERE'S NOTHING ELSE ICANDO, 250 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,103 SHE WAS MY WHOLE LIFE. 251 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:05,404 OH, COME ON, DUDE ! 252 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:07,573 ALL YOU'VE DONE FOR THE LAST FOUR DAYS IS MOPE AROUND ! 253 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:09,742 YOU MIGHT AS WELL GO HANG OUT WITH THOSE GOTH KIDS, 254 00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:12,345 WHO DRESS IN BLACK AND TALK ABOUT PAIN ALL THE TIME ! 255 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,947 MAYBE I SHOULD, AT LEAST THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND ME. 256 00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:17,550 MAYBE I SHOULD GO HANG WITH THE GOTH KIDS. 257 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:21,887 LIFE IS PAIN, LIFE IS ONLY PAIN. 258 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,056 WE'RE ALL TAUGHT TO BELIEVE IN HAPPY, FAIRY TALE ENDINGS, 259 00:10:24,056 --> 00:10:25,791 BUT THERE IS ONLY BLACKNESS. 260 00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:29,695 DARK, DEPRESSING LONELINESS THAT EATS AT YOUR SOUL. 261 00:10:29,695 --> 00:10:32,298 WHO NEEDS THAT KEN AND BARBIE LOVE, ANYWAY ? 262 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,900 EVERYONE'S JUST WALKING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF CONFORMISTS. 263 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,202 GO AHEAD AND WEAR YOUR BUSINESS SUITS, 264 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,238 SO YOU CAN MAKE $34,0000 A YEAR AND BUY YOUR CONDOMINIUM. 265 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:41,407 THEY'RE LIKE ZOMBIES, RACING TO THEIR GRAVES. 266 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,576 LOVE DIDN'T WORK FOR MY MOM AND DAD, 267 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,311 WHY SHOULD IT WORK FOR ME ? 268 00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:47,913 MY DAD IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE, 269 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:49,649 DRUNKEN BASTARD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I EXIST, 270 00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:51,817 BUT THEN HE WON'T LET ME GO TO THE SKINNY PUPPY CONCERT 271 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,986 BECAUSE MY HEROIN ADDICT AUNT IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER. 272 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:55,721 DINNER ? THAT'S A LAUGH, 273 00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,456 JUST AN EXCUSE FOR MY MOM TO BITCH AT ME 274 00:10:57,456 --> 00:10:58,758 FOR NOT WEARING GIRLY CLOTHES 275 00:10:58,758 --> 00:11:01,794 LIKE ALL THE BRITNEY SPEARS WANNABES AT THIS SCHOOL. 276 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:06,999 THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF NAZI CONFORMIST CHEERLEADERS. 277 00:11:07,433 --> 00:11:10,469 BUT IF LIFE IS ONLY PAIN, 278 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,204 THEN, WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING ? 279 00:11:12,204 --> 00:11:15,241 JUST TO MAKE LIFE MORE MISERABLE FOR THE CONFORMISTS. 280 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,843 ALL RIGHT, SO HOW DO I JOIN YOU ? 281 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,012 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THE NON-CONFORMISTS, 282 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,747 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DRESS JUST LIKE US 283 00:11:21,747 --> 00:11:24,350 AND LISTEN TO THE SAME MUSIC WE DO. 284 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:26,085 'KAY. 285 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:31,724 OKAY, I KNOW IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY, FERRARI, 286 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,025 SO I WANT TO GO OVER THE BASICS WITH YOU. OKAY. 287 00:11:33,025 --> 00:11:35,628 FIRST OF ALL, THERE'S A FIVE-FOOT RULE: 288 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:37,363 IF YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF A CUSTOMER, 289 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:38,230 YOU NEED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEM, 290 00:11:38,664 --> 00:11:40,399 EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT AT YOUR TABLE, "HEY, CUTIE !" 291 00:11:40,399 --> 00:11:43,002 WHEN YOU'RE NOT SERVING FOOD OR TALKING WITH CUSTOMERS, 292 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:44,303 YOU NEED TO DANCE AROUND AND HAVE FUN. 293 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,906 WE HAVE THINGS LIKE HOOLA-HOOPS, SILLY STRING AND WATER GUNS 294 00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,207 TO PLAY WITH THE OTHER GIRLS. 295 00:11:48,207 --> 00:11:50,376 BE SURE TO GIGGLE A LOT, AND BE SURE TO SHOW OFF YOUR RAISINS. 296 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:52,111 NOW, WHEN YOU TAKE A CUSTOMER'S ORDER, 297 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:53,412 YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE WITH THEM. 298 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,147 IT MAKES THEM THINK YOU'RE INTERESTED. 299 00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:57,316 WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN FOR THEM, AND MAKE THEM FEEL SPECIAL. 300 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,352 "OH MAN, I AM SO BORED, THANK GOD YOU GUYS CAME IN !" 301 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:01,654 IF YOU WANT GOOD TIPS, 302 00:12:02,088 --> 00:12:03,389 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS PHYSICAL CONTACT, 303 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,558 JUST A SIMPLE HOLD OF THE ARM CAN BE THE DIFFERENCE 304 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:07,727 BETWEEN $5 AND $20. 305 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,329 "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOUR ORDER, GUYS !" 306 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:12,064 WOW, THANK YOU SO MUCH, MERCEDES. 307 00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,667 OKAY, WELL I GUESS WE'RE READY TO OPEN FOR BUSINESS, GOOD LUCK. 308 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:17,269 GO AHEAD AND OPEN FOR BUSINESS, PORSCHE. 309 00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,438 OKAY ! 310 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,475 HI, WELCOME TORAISINS ! 311 00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,643 HI, IS LEXUS HERE ?! 312 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,246 HEY, CUTIE ! DARLING ! 313 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,547 HOW'RE WE DOING TODAY ?! 314 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:32,451 OH GOD, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH. 315 00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:37,656 "SHALLOW LIFE, DROWNING ALONE I GASP FOR AIR. 316 00:12:37,656 --> 00:12:39,825 "COLDNESS CREEPS OVER PALE SKIN. 317 00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,428 "THERE IS SADNESS SO DEEP IT PULLS ME DOWN. 318 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:46,332 HAPPINESS DIES IN THE DEEP, DARK SEA." 319 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,934 YEAH, HAPPINESS DIES. 320 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,669 YEAH. 321 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:51,971 ALL RIGHT, YOUR TURN, STAN. 322 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,007 READ ONE OF YOUR POEMS ABOUT PAIN. 323 00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,308 "THERE IS DARKNESS ALL AROUND ME. 324 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,911 "DEEP, PIERCING BLACK I CANNOT BREATHE. 325 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:00,212 MY HEART HAS BEEN RAPED." 326 00:13:00,212 --> 00:13:01,514 WHOA. 327 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,682 "THE PAIN IS EVERLASTING, I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE. 328 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:05,851 WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS AGAIN, GIRL--" 329 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,888 WHOA, WHOA, DUDE, THOSE LAST TWO LINES AREN'T GOTH. 330 00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:10,189 THEY'RE NOT ? 331 00:13:10,189 --> 00:13:11,924 NO, DUDE, YOU CAN'T SAY, "I MISS YOU SO MUCH, BABE. 332 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,225 I WANT TO HOLD YOU IN MY ARMS." 333 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,828 MAKE IT, "I MISS SEEING YOU SO MUCH, I WANT TO SLICE 334 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,430 MY EYES OUT WITH RAZOR BLADES." 335 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,599 HENRIETTA, HI, SWEETIE ! 336 00:13:20,599 --> 00:13:21,901 GO AWAY, MOM ! LEAVE ME ALONE ! 337 00:13:21,901 --> 00:13:24,503 DADDY AND I JUST GOT YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT ! 338 00:13:24,937 --> 00:13:27,106 BUT YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT IT IS 'TIL TOMORROW ! 339 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,841 YOU'D LIKE TO WAIT 'TIL I WAS DEAD, WOULDN'T YOU ? 340 00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,010 YOU'D LIKE TO SEE THE MAGGOTS EAT MY FACE. 341 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,745 YOU ARE SO CREATIVE, HONEY ! 342 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:35,347 CONFORMIST BITCH. 343 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,516 ( all ) YEAH. 344 00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,685 ( all ) WOO-HOO ! 345 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,721 ( telephone ringing ) 346 00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:45,758 THANKS FOR CALLINGRAISINS, THIS IS PORSCHE, 347 00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,493 HAVE YOU TRIED OUR DOUBLE WHAMMY WINGS ? 348 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,095 HI, IS LEXUS THERE, PLEASE ? 349 00:13:50,095 --> 00:13:51,397 THIS IS HER BOYFRIEND. 350 00:13:51,397 --> 00:13:54,433 THANKS FOR CALLINGRAISINS, THIS IS LEXUS ! 351 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:55,734 HEY, LEXUS ! 352 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:57,903 HI, SWEETIE, WHO'S THIS ? 353 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,072 IT'S ME, BUTTERS ! 354 00:14:00,072 --> 00:14:01,807 OH, OKAY, HI, CUTIE ! 355 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,277 HEY, SWEETIE ! SO HOW ARE YOU, HONEY ? 356 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,446 I'M FINE, I MISS YOU, THOUGH. 357 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:10,049 YEAH, SCHOOL WAS PRETTY TOUGH TODAY. 358 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,651 WE HAD TWO QUIZZES AND ONE OF THEM WAS A POP QUIZ. 359 00:14:12,651 --> 00:14:15,254 Sometimes I think our classes are too hard. 360 00:14:15,254 --> 00:14:17,423 BUT I THOUGHT ABOUT YOU ALL DAY LONG, I PROMISE ! 361 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,724 SO HOW IS YOUR DAY GOING ? 362 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,459 GOOD, GOOD. 363 00:14:20,459 --> 00:14:22,194 HEY, HEY, SWEETIE, I WAS THINKING TONIGHT YOU COULD 364 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:25,231 COME OVER AND WE COULD WATCH "THE EXORCIST" ON D.V.D. ! 365 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,399 OH, GEE, I DON'T KNOW, CUTIE. 366 00:14:27,399 --> 00:14:29,134 WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME DOWN TORAISINS. 367 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:32,171 WELL, I KIND OF DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT. 368 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,773 I SPENT IT ALL ATRAISINS THE LAST SIX TIMES. 369 00:14:34,773 --> 00:14:37,810 OOH, THAT'S TOO BAD, CUTIE, I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU ! 370 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:39,979 OH, I REALLY WANT TO SEE YOU TOO, BABY ! 371 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,147 DON'T WORRY, I'LL GET MORE MONEY ! 372 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:43,883 'KAY, TIGGERS, GOTTA RUN ! 373 00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:45,618 OKAY, UH, HEY, LEXUS... 374 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,654 WELL, THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO SAY... 375 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:51,690 HERE IT GOES... 376 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,293 LEXUS, I... OH GEEZ, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T SAY IT... 377 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,028 NO, WAIT, I WANT TO SAY IT... 378 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,763 I LOVE YOU ! 379 00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,366 HEE HEE ! OH MY GOSH ! 380 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:02,968 DAD, I NEED AN ADVANCE ON MY ALLOWANCE AGAIN. 381 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:06,005 OH, NO, BUTTERS, YOU GOT AN ADVANCE TWO DAYS AGO. 382 00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,306 BUT I SPENT IT ALL ! 383 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:09,475 WHAT ARE YOU SPENDING ALL THAT MONEY ON, BUTTERS ? 384 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:10,776 ON MY GIRLFRIEND ! 385 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,077 GIRLFRIEND ?! 386 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:14,246 YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, BUTTERS ? 387 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,547 YEAH... 388 00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:18,584 AND SHE'S A GIRL, RIGHT ? 389 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:19,885 YEP. 390 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,620 WELL, ALL RIGHT ! GOOD FOR YOU, BUTTERS ! 391 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:22,922 OH, THAT IS SO CUTE ! 392 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,223 WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET HER ? 393 00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:26,392 WELL, I WAS HOPING TO GO SEE HER RIGHT NOW, YOU CAN COME ALONG, 394 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:28,127 BUT DON'T EMBARRASS ME OR NOTHING, 395 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,296 I'M SURE SHE'LL BE REAL NERVOUS TO IMPRESS YOU. 396 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,597 DON'T WORRY, BUTTERS, 397 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:33,766 WE JUST WANT TO SAY HI AND THEN WE'LL LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE ! 398 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,501 OKAY ! 399 00:15:36,802 --> 00:15:39,838 YOU SEE, I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN'T TURN OUT GAY ! 400 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:42,007 ALL RIGHT, YOU WIN. 401 00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,514 HEY, CAN WE GET MORE COFFEE OVER HERE ? 402 00:15:48,514 --> 00:15:50,249 DAMN IT, ARE YOU KIDS JUST GONNA SIT HERE ALL NIGHT AGAIN 403 00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:51,984 AND DRINK $6 WORTH OF COFFEE ? 404 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,285 WHY DON'T YOU GET A LIFE ?! 405 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:57,623 CONFORMIST, HAVE FUN IN YOUR RAT RACE LIFE, 406 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,358 LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK FOR CORPORATE GAINS. 407 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,093 ( all ) YEAH. 408 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,394 DUDE, YOU HAVEN'T DRANK YOUR COFFEE. 409 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,129 WELL, I DON'T DRINK COFFEE. 410 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,599 YOU CAN'T BE A NON-CONFORMIST IF YOU DON'T DRINK COFFEE. 411 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,805 OH, JESUS CHRIST. I HAD TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT. 412 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,106 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ? 413 00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:17,576 I'M BREATHING DEEP THE DARKNESS THAT ENVELOPES MY SOUL. 414 00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:21,046 GOD DAMN IT, DUDE, YOUR MOM AND DAD WANT YOU TO COME HOME ! 415 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,215 SO THEY CAN FILL MY HEAD WITH MOREDISNEYLIES 416 00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,516 ABOUT HOW PERFECT THE WORLD IS ? 417 00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:25,818 I DON'T THINK SO. 418 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,553 YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO YOUR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE 419 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,288 AND YOUR HOMEWORK, YOU CONFORMIST ASSHOLE. 420 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,023 YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT REAL PAIN IS. 421 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:32,758 OH, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT PAIN IS ! 422 00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,493 GO TRY LIVING IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, YOU LITTLE PUSSY ! 423 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,228 I'M NOT GONNA LIVE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY 424 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:37,529 WITH ALL THE CONFORMISTS ! 425 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,264 STAN, THIS IS IT, TIME TO STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF, 426 00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:40,566 AND COME HOME. 427 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,301 EVERYONE CARES ABOUT YOU AND EVERYONE WANTS YOU BACK. 428 00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,036 WHAT ABOUT WENDY ? IS SHE STILL WITH TOKEN ? 429 00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:45,337 YEAH, SHE IS. 430 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,072 THEN, PEOPLE SHOULDN'T CARE ABOUT ME, 431 00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:48,807 'CAUSE I DON'T CARE ABOUT THEM. 432 00:16:48,807 --> 00:16:50,976 WHAT'S THE POINT OF CARING WHEN ALL IT BRINGS IS PAIN ? 433 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,277 FOR SURE. 434 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:55,314 FINE, THAT'S IT, I GIVE UP, HAVE FUN BEING MISERABLE. 435 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,615 CONFORMIST. 436 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:58,784 YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. 437 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,222 ( Butters ) HERE WE ARE MOM AND DAD ! 438 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:07,559 HI, WELCOME TORAISINS ! THREE OF YOU ? 439 00:17:07,993 --> 00:17:09,728 HI, MERCEDES, IT'S ME, LEXUS' BOYFRIEND. 440 00:17:09,728 --> 00:17:11,030 I BROUGHT MY PARENTS OVER TO MEET HER. 441 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,066 GREAT, BE SURE TO TRY OUR CHEDDAR POPPERS. 442 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,801 RIGHT THIS WAY. 443 00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:17,970 WHO ELSE WANTS A SIGNED RAISINS'GIRLS CALENDAR 444 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,271 FOR $5 ?! 445 00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:21,006 ( table ) WOO HOO ! WOO HOO ! 446 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:22,741 STEVEN, WHAT IS THIS PLACE ? 447 00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,043 I DON'T KNOW... 448 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,645 HERE YOU GO, PORSCHE WILL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 449 00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:29,248 GO AHEAD AND HAVE A SEAT, GUYS, I GOTTA GO FIND LEXUS ! 450 00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:32,718 HEY, CUTIE, YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME ? 451 00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,453 YEAH. 452 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,622 OH BOY, I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED. 453 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,357 OUR SON HASN'T LEARNED YET THAT GIRLS WILL PRETEND TO 454 00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,092 LIKE HIM FOR MONEY. 455 00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:43,128 THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE, TO OBJECTIFY GIRLS LIKE THIS ! 456 00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,297 HI GUYS, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER ? 457 00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,032 LITTLE GIRL, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORKING HERE. 458 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,333 I SHOULDN'T ?! 459 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:49,635 WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING ?! 460 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,237 NO, I MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T WORK SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU'RE PAID 461 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,840 FOR HOW YOU LOOK, YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING A SKILL, 462 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,575 SO YOU CAN GROW UP TO BE A BUSINESS WOMAN 463 00:17:56,575 --> 00:17:57,443 OR EVEN A DOCTOR. 464 00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,611 WHO KNOWS, YOU COULD CURE CANCER ! 465 00:17:59,611 --> 00:18:00,479 I COULD CURE CANCER ?! 466 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,648 OH MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE SO COOL ! 467 00:18:02,648 --> 00:18:04,383 I HAD A CANCER SORE ON MY LIP ONCE, 468 00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,118 AND IT HURT SO BAD ! 469 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:10,022 OH, NEVERMIND, I THINKRAISINS MIGHT BE THE PERFECT PLACE 470 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,323 FOR YOU. COOL ! 471 00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:15,227 MOM, DAD, THIS IS LEXUS ! 472 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,962 HI, WELCOME TORAISINS ! 473 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:20,432 UH, BUTTERS, CAN WE HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU ? 474 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,733 OUTSIDE. 475 00:18:21,733 --> 00:18:23,469 HUH, OH, ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME, 476 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:25,204 YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF LEXUS ! 477 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,674 BUTTERS, THESE GIRLS PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN YOU 478 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,843 BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU'LL GIVE THEM TIPS. 479 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,710 HUH ? 480 00:18:32,144 --> 00:18:34,313 YOU SEE, BUTTERS, WOMEN KNOW THAT THEY CAN MAKE MEN DO 481 00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:36,048 ANYTHING BY FLIRTING. 482 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,518 AND SOME GIRLS, LIKE THESE, TURN THAT INTO A PROFESSION. 483 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:43,422 OH I SEE, YOU DON'T APPROVE OF MY GIRLFRIEND ! 484 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:45,157 WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MOM AND DAD, 485 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,892 OUR LOVE IS AS PURE AS A MOUNTAIN SPRING ! 486 00:18:47,326 --> 00:18:48,627 THE ODDS MAY BE STACKED AGAINST US, 487 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,928 BUT WE'RE GONNA GIVE IT OUR BEST SHOT ! 488 00:18:50,362 --> 00:18:51,663 AND SO IF YOU CAN'T BE HAPPY FOR US, 489 00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:54,700 YOU CAN JUST GO TO HECK, MOM AND DAD ! 490 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:55,567 COME ON, LEXUS ! 491 00:18:56,001 --> 00:18:56,869 I'M MOVING OUT OF MY PARENTS HOUSE, 492 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,037 AND I'M MOVING IN WITH YOU, LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT ! 493 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,772 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, KID ?! 494 00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:02,508 WE ARE NOT BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ! 495 00:19:02,941 --> 00:19:05,544 WHAT, LEXUS, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ? 496 00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:09,448 ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TOGETHER ANYMORE ? 497 00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,315 I'M SORRY, SWEETIE. 498 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,352 SO THAT'S IT ? WE'RE BROKEN UP, NOW ? 499 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,388 I GOTTA GIVE THESE CURLY FRIES TO TABLE 12. 500 00:19:16,388 --> 00:19:19,424 WELL, GO AHEAD AND GO. 501 00:19:19,424 --> 00:19:21,593 IT'S BEST WE DON'T SAY ANYTHING MORE. 502 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,328 THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SAY... 503 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:27,232 IT'S OVER... OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER... 504 00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:32,437 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU... ♪ 505 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:36,775 ( sobbing ) 506 00:19:36,775 --> 00:19:39,378 ♪ I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE ♪♪ 507 00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,547 ( boy ) LOOK AT THAT, ANOTHER TORTURED SOUL. 508 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:43,282 ANOTHER LIFE OF PAIN. 509 00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:47,186 HEY, RAVEN, CHECK IT OUT. 510 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,921 BUTTERS ? 511 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:51,089 OH, OH, HEY, STAN. 512 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,824 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU ? 513 00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:56,728 WELL... MY-- MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME. 514 00:19:56,728 --> 00:19:59,765 DID SHE STEP ON YOUR HEART WITH STILETTO SHOES ? 515 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,801 YEAH, IT SURE DOES HURT. 516 00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,404 THAT'S COOL, I GUESS YOU CAN JOIN UP WITH US IF YOU WANT. 517 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:07,139 YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GO TO THE GRAVEYARD AND WRITE POEMS 518 00:20:07,573 --> 00:20:09,741 ABOUT DEATH AND HOW POINTLESS LIFE IS. 519 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,778 OH, NO, THANKS, I LOVE LIFE. 520 00:20:12,778 --> 00:20:15,380 HUH ? BUT YOU JUST GOT DUMPED. 521 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,682 WELL, YEAH, AND I'M SAD. 522 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,850 BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I'M REALLY HAPPY THAT SOMETHING 523 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,019 CAN MAKE ME FEEL THAT SAD. 524 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:24,056 IT'S LIKE... IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE, YOU KNOW ? 525 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,791 IT MAKES ME FEEL HUMAN. 526 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,393 THE ONLY WAY I COULD FEEL THIS SAD NOW IS IF I FELT SOMETHING 527 00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,695 REALLY GOOD BEFORE, 528 00:20:30,128 --> 00:20:31,863 SO I HAVE TO TAKE THE BAD WITH THE GOOD, 529 00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:34,900 SO I GUESS WHAT I'M FEELING IS LIKE A 'BEAUTIFUL SADNESS'... 530 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,635 I GUESS THAT SOUNDS STUPID. 531 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,936 YEAH. 532 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,973 NO, NO, BUTTERS, THAT DOESN'T SOUND STUPID AT ALL. 533 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,141 BUT THANKS FOR OFFERING TO LET ME IN YOUR CLIQUE, GUYS, 534 00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,744 BUT TO BE HONEST, I'D RATHER BE A CRYING, LITTLE PUSSY 535 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:49,214 THAN A FAGGY GOTH KID, WELL, SEE YA, STAN. 536 00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:53,118 HE'S RIGHT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. 537 00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,853 I LIKE LIKING LIFE A LOT MORE THAN HATING IT. 538 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,889 SCREW YOU, GUYS, I'M GOING HOME. 539 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,661 GO AHEAD AND GO BACK TO YOUR SUNSHINE FAIRY TALE ! 540 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,300 OKAY, IT'S THIRD DOWN ! 541 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,469 NOW, SOMEBODY MAKE A PLAY ! 542 00:21:10,469 --> 00:21:11,336 HEY, CAN I JOIN IN ? 543 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,939 WHAT HAPPENED, AREN'T YOU STILL WALLOWING IN PAIN ? 544 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,975 YEAH, IT STILL HURTS A LOT, BUT I JUST REALIZED THAT 545 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,710 THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF PAINFUL TIMES IN LIFE, 546 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:22,614 SO I BETTER LEARN TO DEAL WITH IT THE RIGHT WAY. 547 00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:24,349 HEY, WENDY ! 548 00:21:24,783 --> 00:21:26,084 YOU'RE A BITCH. 549 00:21:26,084 --> 00:21:26,952 TOKEN ? 550 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,988 RIGHT HERE, BUDDY. 551 00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:33,458 OH, DUDE, IT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 552 00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,193 YEAH, LET'S PLAY BALL. 553 00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,531 Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRAL 554 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,134 Captioned by Soundwriters™